The Wingham Advance-Times, 1952-08-27, Page 6CENTREPOISE POWER
Engine vibration and power im-
pulses are "screened out" — iso.
laced from driver and passengers.
Engine rides flexibly suspended
between new high-side mount-
ings . . . centred, poised, cosh.
ioned in rubber,
POWERFUL
VALVE-IN-HEAD
ENGINE
Teamed with Powerglide* is the
powerful valve-imhead engine—
en outstanding performer! This
Powerglide engine's Hydraulic.
Hushed valve lifters are another
important Chevrolet exclusive.
*(Powerglide automatic transmis-
sion available on De Luxe models
at extra cost.)
EXTRA LARGE BRAKES
Chevrolet's Jumbo-Drum brakes,
with their big 11.inch brake
drums, apply more leverage for
snore stopping power. stops are
smoother, safer, with less driver
effort. Bonded linings last up to
twice as long.
POWERGLIDE
AUTOMATIC
TRANSMISSION
It's en oil-smooth, oit.cooled
automatic transmission. It's sire.
Pier with fewer parts to wear or
require adjustment. It's smoother
because oil does it all without
complicated intermediate gears,
Optional on De Luxe models at
extra cost.
See
all these
EXTRA
features of
Chevrolet
UNITIZED KNEE-ACTION
RIDE
Chevrolet's famous Knee-Action
ride is now even softer, smoother.
New shock absorber action
smothers bumps and jolts more
quickly and effectively than ever.
EXTRA WIDE TREAD
Chevrolet measures a full 583/1
inches between centres of rear
wheels — providing a broader
base to give you more stability
on the road, less sway on the
curves I
TRAVEL RELAXED
AND CAREFREE
TO THE
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breathtaking spectacle of the Grandstand
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diversified acts, In addition, the evening
performance includes the dazzling
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The mayor of Elkart, Ind., is a
mighty proud person these days. He
has just received the Purple Heart.
It came 33 years, 10 months, 11 days
after he was gassed in the Argonne
Forest in World War I.
The U, S. treasury recently tried to
burn $2 million worth of worn-out
bills, but its incinerator wouldn't
work. Washington firemen had to
rake out the money, burn it,
0 - 0 - 0
Supply shortages were impressed
upon a regiment in liorea. The out-
fit requested two typewriters and a
portable generator, received two
pencils and a candle.
A New York Cty family identified
the crushed victim of a bus accident
as their relative,and buried him beside
his deceased wife, A few days later
the relative showed up, alive but suf-
fering from amnesia. The man in his
grave was a total stranger,
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,The purser of a Saigon-to France
liner let one passenger sign his cash
slips, "The Name" because his real
signature wounldn't fit. The name;;
Monsieur Mougammadoucossoumare-
car.
0 - - 0
Unable to pay fwor lodgings, a 21
year-old Wareham, Mass., man broke
into a jail at night, slept in a
broke out again early next morning.
He kept this up for 10 days. On the
10th morning, he overslept, and was
discovered. His sentence, two months'
lodgings in a cell.
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A city youth spending his vacation
working on a farm was discovered
one" morning stuffing a small pig
into a bucket, and muttering, "It's a
miracle!"
"What are you trying to do?" sle-
manded the farmer. "And what's a
miracle?" "I can't figure it out," said
the city fellow. "This pig just drank
two buckets of milk, and I put him
into the bucket and he doesn't even
half fill it!"
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Ross McKenzie in The Paisley Ad-
vocate tells of an Elderslie Township
Miss striding to the barn when a vis-
itor drove in the laneway. The farm
girl was wearing overalls and from
the pockets bulged a pair of pliers
and a screw driver. She carried a set
of socket wrenches.
Climbing from his car, the visitor
asked! "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to milk the cows."
"But why do you need all those
tools?"
"The milking machine won't' let go
of the cow."
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While preparing a batter of eggs at
a Seaforth bakery last week, Ken
Southgate discovered an oddity that's ,
often heard about but seldom seen.
Cracking open one particular egg, he
found a smaller egg, surrounded by
the white of the first t gg. When the
shell of the smaller egg was opened
it was found to contain more white,
but no yolk, two eggs in one, but no
yolk in either,
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After hitting a detective's car, driv-
er Herbert Feldman of New York city
was arrested because he wasn't wear-
ing glasses as his license required.
Jittery after a station-house session,
Feldman put on his glasses, stepped
on the gas and cracked into two cars,
one the same detective's,
Up in Hillcrest last week, a young
boy about eight years old was wildly
twisting the steering wheel of his
dad's parked car and uttering motor,-
like I watched him awhile,
then leaned over and said, "Hey, Bud,
you'd better stick your arm out when
you go around a curve or Chief Irwin
will be giving you a ticket."
He regarded me scornfully, "Look,
Bob," he said, "You stick your arm
put of a space ship and you'll have it
ripped off."
0 - - 0
A Poughkeepsie N.Y., laundry ask-
ed by a customer to replace six worn
towels marked "Hotel Edison," sent
them to the proper authority, It re-
quested—and got—six new ones for
its customer from the New York City
Hotel,
So help me—THEY TELL ME ITS
TRUE:"
BENUE
Ladies' Guild
The Ladies' Guild of Trinity church
held their meeting at the home of Mrs.
Alvin Higgins with the president, Mrs.
C. H. Wade in charge, The members
joined together in prayer to open the
meeting, followed by a Scripture les-
son read by Mrs. P. Shoebottom. Sev-
eral cards and letters of appreciation
from members and former members
were read. A discussion followed on
renovating the choir room. Mrs, M.
Bradburn read an article entitled,
"Why Prayer," • and Mrs. A. Higgins a
poem, "Garden Lover," Members were
requested to bring donations for the
bazaar to the next meeting to be held
in September at the home of Mrs.
W. Brydges. The meeting closed with
prayer and lunch was served by the
hostess.
Messrs. Jack Shieli and Chester
Higgins left on Tuesday for western
Canada to help with the harvest.
The sympathy of the community is
extended to Mrs. Floyd Campbell on
the recent.death of her mother, Mrs.
J. Helm of Lucknow.
Mrs. James Leitch is holidaying
with Mr, and Mrs. Lloyd Hatten at
Shequindah, in the Thessalon district.
Misses Amy Smith and Joan Bry-
clges left on Sunday from London by
plane for Cleveland, Ohio, and then
on to Elyria, Ohio, to spend a week
with Miss Jean Hayes.
Miss Lois Grasby was visiting in
Forest last week.
Mr. Charles R. Coultes left on
Saturday from London by plane for
Winnipeg, Manitoba.
Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Brandon, of
Frobisher, Sask., visited with Mr. and
Mrs. James Michie,
Mr. and Mrs, Glen VanCamp are
holidaying at Port Elgin.
Mr. John Leitch, Owen Sound, vis-
ited at his home here,
Mrs. Harold Walsh and Carol Anne,
have returned after spending the
past week holidaying in Port Elgin.
Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Armstrong, Reta
and Kenneth, Thorndale, are visiting
with Mr, and Mrs. Martin Granby
and other relatives.
Mrs. Dave Armstrong pf Eundas, is
visiting at her home here,
Miss Eileen Holmes of London, and
Mr. Grant Holmes of Barrie, with
their parents, Mr, and Mrs. Joseph
Holmes.
Mr. Arron Snowden, Gordon and
Junior and Mrs. Snowden's two grand-
children, Dana and Dwaine Vowels, all
of La Peer, Michigan, are visiting
with Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Holmes,
Mr, and Mrs. Wm. Brandon, Fro-
bisher, Sask., and Mr, and Mrs. D,
Smith, Hamilton, are visiting with
Mrs, C. McGill.
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EXTRA-EASY
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STEERING
Control is centred between the
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