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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1952-02-27, Page 8Wingham Past, Present and Future THE SEAMY SIDE, Going back to early days in Wing- ham, I recall the feud that existed between two families, a father and five sons from Morris Township, and a father and five sons from Turn- berry Township They were stalwarts, all of them, One Tureberry son stood six feet, six inches, and his youngest brother was a mere six feet with his boots off, and tipped the scales at 200 pounds, He was the smallest man of the doz- en gladiators. When they all got to town on the same day there was a war on. The constable didn't inter- fere—just let them go to it, and I never heard of a winner being declar- ed, a: he feud in time died out. There isn't one of them alive today. Nosed Out Two East Wawanosh families used to fight it out regularly when they met in town. I distinctly recall seeing the head of one faction sitting in the waiting room of the Royal Hotel. The tip of his nose was hanging down on his upper lip. One of his opponents had used his teeth on it. Gipsies Gypsy horse traders were regular visitors to town. One " family had holed up for the winter in a house on Victoria Street, near Scott street. Another had taken a home on Jos- ephine street .near the easterly end of Scott street. On6 afternoon a woman of the Josephine street fam- ily paid a social call at the home of JUVENILE INSURANCE Modern policy plans designed to serve your children's needs. CONSULT— F. C. HOPPER REPRESENTATIVE Canada Life Assurance COMPANY WINGHAM PHONE 462 MARKET PTITCES PAID FOR DEAD STOCK HORSES - CATTLE HOGS TELEPHONE COKECL, Palmerston 123w Durham 898 Radios & Washers REPAIRED GUARANTEED SERVICE DOME APPLIANCES E. SEDDON PHONE 605 'WINGHAM the Victoria street dwellers. An argu- ment was started, then a fight, Hair pulling was• general ,but the Victoria street woman wielded a small, sharp edged pieee of fire wood, and with this she pow and then tapped her adversary on the forehead. It Vegan' to look like a massacre, when a man from Josephine street joined in the melee, Then Jim Davidson, the town constable appeared on the scene. He arrested this man but not before he ,had torn the shirt off him, A crowd Of boys followed the triumphant con- stable and saw the prisoner put in the lockup, which was then located on Edward street, at the rear of the old frame town hall. A Lively Prisoner One ,.day a constable arrested a dyunken man and had him at the door 'of the lockup, He sat his prison- er down on the steps until he dug out the key to the door from his pocket, The prisoner jumped up and ran away. He was too inebriated, to climb a fence, so in attempting to do so he was recaptured, This was a joke to those watching the incident, in- cluding the writer, as a young boy. 1. IC 0111,r- HIGHLIGHTS from thee HI GH SCHOOL Town, ot . I 52 Ta s Taxpayers ninay make payments on account of 1952 taxes up to 90 per cent of 1951 taxes. Interest at the rate of Pour per cent, per annum will be allowed on such prepayments. Prepayments of taxes must be made at the Town Treasurer's Office, Town Hall. W. A. GALBRAITH, Treasurer, Town of Wingham AVE MONEY by PAYING eafriett&I For smooth, friction-free driving, let us lubricate your car every 1,000 miles It's your best precaution against wear and car trouble. Lubrication Special Our point-by-point service includes complete lubrication plus a careful safety check of your car. Drive in soon! 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THE SOW'S MILK FALLS OFF AFTER THREE WEEKS, YOU KNOW. Reflections on the High School Concert, by John Hanna Before a packed house on Monday and Tuesday nights of last week, W. D. H,S. presented their annual con- cert. The program was opened by john Lancaster, Student Council President, who welcomed the audi- ence and assured them they were going to see a fine show in the tra- ditional Wingham High School man- ner, The concert has already been re- ported in the paper, so we'll just re- call a few highlights. There was the Glee Club, Improv- ing each year, and this year getting considerable help from Mr. Marie Lanza Martin. There was that really fine duet by Eleanor Wightman and Isobel Den- nis. There was Clifford Coultes so fit- tingly dressed as a French Canadian woodsman for his recitation on "Gettin' On." There was the colorful Irish pag- eant "The Kerry Dance" enacted by Sally Lou MacWilliam, Pat Brophy, Mary Totting, Eleanor Wightman, Joan Irwin, Shirley 'Burden, Lois Blair and Jim Gaunt, (It is rumored that the dancers have been asked to appear in a travelling burlesque show, but the girls are afraid of catching cold.) There were the two excellent piano solos by Barbara Gaunt and Delores Hamilton. There was the snappy, crowd-pleas- ing tumbling of the Boys' Gymnastic Team, with special mention to Clown Baymie Bennett and Drummer Bill Connell, There was the colourful Maypole Dance by a bouncing bunch of girls from Grades X, XI, and XII, There was Lois Blair with her piano accordion selection of "Little White Cloud," "Peg 0' My Heart," and "Wingham High." And lastly, but far from leastly, there was the one-act play, "The Trysting Place," directed by Miss McGregor and starring Helen Louise Pocock, John Freudeman, Jean Hob- den, Isobel Dennis, George Hall, George Porter, and Donald Dickison, The play was enjoyed by all, except Mr. Jackson who couldn't get the curtain closed fast enough, We didn't ask Helen Louise and Don how they enjoyed it, MY FIRST DAY, AT SCHOOL by Louise Bowman As I stepped out of my car, dreams and hopes vanished and instead of seeing a beautiful and modern school, the old run-down frame school of Willow Dale Run confronted me, A wave of hopelessness and despqr swept over me and then I began to try and see the good points of the whole situation. After all, ten coats of paint would make the school ap- pear almost presentable and I was sure that when the cardboard in the windows was replaced by glass that my school would be more sophisticat- ed looking than any in the district. Having overcome my urge to play "hooky*, I mustered up enough cour- age to pick my way through the long burr-infested grass and finally enter- ed the rickety, tumbled-down shack. I put the key in the locked inner door and turned and twisted it, but to no avail. My patience was growing short so I gently "kicked" the lock. With that the door literally went all to pieces and I obtained my first view of the classroom. At the back was a large pot-bellied stove and from it dust-covered pipes issued forth• and stretched to the far end of the room, Next I noticed, with some amazement, that the room even con- tained ordinary desks. After the gen- eral appearance of the school, I had almost expected to see a few benches and some stools sitting in the middle of the room. Much to my horror I saw that the teacher's desk was stuck up on a high platform in a dark, dingy, little earner and I tried to picture in my mind how anyone could possibly climb gracefully up on • that look-out tower. Just then I heard some voices, so I proceeded to the front of the room and tried to appear calm and digni- fied. Even so, I was unprepared for the tribe of noisy and husky child- ren who entered, "Heavens! do all those big "brutes" of boys still go to Public School? Why didn't I wear my spike heels!" I muttered to my- self. These boys were so tall that I felt that I had shrunk to about half my height in a matter of seconds. Glancing at my watch, I saw that it was nine o'clock and I hastened to ring the bell, hoping that this would end my worries. , At the sound of the bell all madly "grabbed" a seat and showed mark- ed disapproval when I reorganized them. My doubts soon began to van- ish and I decided to write on the blackboard, but, to my dismay, I found that it was "miles" above my head. Undaunted, I moved the tea- cher's chair beneath the blackboard and prepared to mount. I was safely up and starting to write when the chair gave one mighey groan and its bottom fell out. Amid the howls of the pupils I picked myself up and not wanting to show my temper I Managed to smile sweetly at them and in a few moments order was re- U THE WINGRAM ADVANCE-TIMES stored. To top off all previous hap- penings, a huge, over-grown, gawkY boy started to eat an apple when lie thought I wasn't looking. That revolt- ing action didn't help my already shattered nerves, so quickly die- missed school and ended ray first day of school as teacher of the Willow Dale Run 'School.. Laff Here Isobel Dennis Tom Webster in history class qtuot- ing Lincoln: "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." From a Grade XI literary effort. "A fatal accident occurred at the corner of John and Josephine streets, just as the dead man attempted to cross," After pulling boners like these the same student comes to ,the teacher saying: "Please Sir, I don't think I deserve an absolute zero in this test." Teacher: 'Neither do I but it's the lowest mark I can possibly give," Thought for the Week Gossip has been well defined as putting two and two together and making it five. Our Typists Ever since the first of the year, the typing for this column has been done by the girls of the Special Commer- cial class, under the guidance of June McDonald. When Jane is asked who does the typing she smiles sweetly and says "Oh, just all of us." So the thanks of this column to June and the rest of Mr. Maynard's harem, WEDNESDAY, toRvitlot 27, poz ".(4, 7Plee steotit ta,7 "SALAIIIV TEA BAGS Wingham Motors Telephone 139 Chevrolet and Oldsmobile Cars Chevrolet Trucks PHONE 4W M. A. Mc DONALD FARMERS' SUPPLY CENTRE By Roe Farms So vice Dept THIS LITTER 15 NEVERSATISFIED, DOC. THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO BE HUN6RY. BUT FED THE SOW A GOOD RATION MONTHS BEFORE FARROWING 'TIME THAT WAS 6000, JIM. YOU FED THE PIGS INSIDE THE SOW. NOW YOU'VE GOT TO HELP FEED THEM OUTSIDE THE SOW. SHE HAS DONE MOST OF HER JOt3. 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