The Citizen, 1990-09-26, Page 5Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1990. PAGE 5.
Some final
thoughts
It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t
want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
Ah, yes. Death. The final taboo. Go into
a bar, slip on to a bar stool, strike up a
conversation with the person next to you
and chances are pretty good that before
you’re halfway through your first Saspar-
illa, you’ll hear more about his or her
political beliefs, religious convictions and
sexual orientation than you ever wanted to
know.
But if you ask the stranger about death?
Zipper lips. Clam city. And a sidelong
We-Don’t-Allow-Weirdos-In-Here glare
from the suddenly chilly bartender.
We’re a civilization of inveterate gab
bers - except when the subject is death.
Which is a pity, considering it’s an
appointment we all have to keep.
Of course, some exits are more specta
cular than others. Joan of Arc went out,
quite literally, in a blaze of glory,
incinerated by the Church as heretic.
Zeuxis the Greek, on the other hand,
underwent a more ignominious finale.
Zeuxis, a painter who lived around 500 BC,
daubed a satirical portrait of an old woman
What to believe
in the news
BY RAYMOND CANON
Having reported on events, both national
and international, for some 40 years, I
believe that I can honestly claim to have a
certain feel for what is going on. It
certainly is not infallible but, after a while,
it is not hard to get the feeling that there is
a certain manipulation of the news taking
place.
I should point out that I have been
involved, in one way or another, with Iraq
for the past 15 years and have actually
been there on business. 1 was under no
illusions whatsoever what sort of govern
ment existed in that country when I arrived
in Baghdad. It certainly was not my first
encounter with a government that might be
categorized as totalitarian; I had already
experienced that during my stay in Spain
during the dictatorship of General Francis
co Franco.
But Saddam Hussein has never made
any secret of his proclivities; it was he who
led Iraq into an eight-year inconclusive war
with Iran; it was the same Hussein who did
not hesitate to use poison gas both on the
Iranian soldiers and subsequently on some
of his own people, in this case the Kurdish
minority, who threatened to get a bit out of
line.
The strange thing is that, while Hussein
was clearly the agressor in the war and he
just as clearly resorted to the use of poison
gas, any condemnation by the west was
perfunctory at best. The western Nations,
and above all the French, went on selling
Hussein arms as if there were no tomorrow
and, if I am not mistaken, even the
Americans permitted the Iraquis to see
satellite photos of the battle zone so that
they would have a better idea of what the
Iranians were up to.
Perhaps it was that Hussein was
considered to be the lesser of two evils
when compared to the Ayatollah Khomeini
but at least the latter never resorted to the
use of poison gas.
Now the same press that continuously
refused to castigate Saddam Hussein for
either a senseless war or his horrible use of
that made him laugh so hard he blew a
blood vessel in his head and died on the
spot.
Death can be, as someone once said, like
a pie in the face from God. Take the case of
Allan Pinkerton. You would think the
founder of the world-famous Pinkerton’s
detective agency would go out in a hail of
gunfire or at the very least on silken sheets
attended by the best physicians money
could rent. Not so. Mister P. stumbled one
morning while taking his morning constitu
tional, biting his tongue. The wound
turned gangrenous and Mister Pinkerton
died.
Or consider Claudius I. One would
expect such an august personage to expire
with all the pomp and majesty befitting a
Numero Uno in the Roman Empire. Uh-uh.
Claudius choked on a chicken feather - a
chicken feather that, ironically, his person
al physician had thrust down the Emperors
throat to induce vomiting. (Claudius’ wife,
it seems, had been slipping her hubby
poisoned mushrooms in an attempt to
become sold custodian of the family
jewels.)
Indeed, in the game of death, Irony often
lays it on thick and heavy. I don’t know if
curiosity killed the cat, but it certainly
didn’t do Sir Francis Bacon any favours.
Riding through a snowstorm in his carriage
one day, Sir Francis had a brainwave that
stuffing dead bodies with snow might slow
down decay. He stopped his carriage, got
out and purchased a chicken, killed it on
the spot and stuffed it with snow.
Alas, Sir Francis never got to write up
poison gas is now overwhelmingly ready to
trot out their list of pejorative adjectives to
label the Iraqi leader with the same
intensity that used to be reserved for the
Germans and Japanese in World War II.
President Bush set the tone by referring to
him right from the beginning as a
“dictator”. This, however is not something
that he suddenly became; he has been
precisely that all during the time that the
western nations were plying him with the
most modern and sophisticated of wea
pons. The Russians may have been the
biggest single source of arms but the
western nations were not far behind. Don’t
forget too, that the Russians have joined in
the condemnation.
Try to keep in mind, since it is not too
frequently mentioned, that there is not one
Arab nation in the Middle East that comes
close to being a democracy in the North
Dogs, cats should be neutered
THE EDITOR,
Tens of thousands of dogs and cats are
destroyed in animal shelters and pounds
annually in Ontario. Most of these animals
are healthy and friendly pets. They have to
be killed because there are many more
adoptable dogs and cats than there are
responsible people who are seeking to
provide a pet with a good, caring home.
Who is to blame for the tragic reality of
pet over-population? While no one particu
lar group is solely to blame, a major
contributor of “unwanted” animals is the
irresponsible pet owner.
Some people whose pet has contributed
to a litter of puppies or kittens being born
often justify the situation by saying that
homes were found for all the young
animals. These people do not realize that
the homes they found for the puppies or
kittens could have gone to dogs and cats
waiting patiently to be adopted in animal
shelters and pounds. Unfortunately, many
of these animals will have to be destroyed
due to a lack of good homes for them.
Neutering (a general term meaning a
spayed female or castrated male animal) an
animal will ensure that it car not contribute
to the pet over-population problem.
While neutering your pet so it cannot
contribute to the tragic problem of pet
over-population is important, it is not the
only reason why your pet should be
neutered. Neutered pets can be much
the experiment. He caught a chill from his
chicken-buying spree which turned into a
fatal bout of pneumonia.
The award for Most Grotesque Death
goes to Thomas May, a 17th century
English historian. Mister May was fat.
Very fat. So fat he had double chins on his
double chins. May’s pendulous jowls got
to be such a logistical problem that he took
to tying them up with bandannas. While
shovelling down dinner one day, Mister
May began to hiccup. By the time
bystanders got his throat kerchiefs untied,
he’d choked to death.
Let us close the coffin lid on this grissly
chapter with the story of Yousouf Ishmae-
lo, a world champion Turkish wrestler who
toured North America in the late 19th
century, defeating all comers and amass
ing a fortune - which he converted into
gold chains and kept in a leather pouch that
he wore day and night.
What safer place? The man was a
mountain of muscle. Who could take it
from him?
Well, an old Mat Mama who fights
under the name of Mother Nature,
actually. Yousouf and his money belt went
down with his ship off Nova Scotia. He
could easily have swam to safety, you
understand - but not with a belt full of gold
around his waist. And Yousouf stubbornly
refused to part with his leather pouch right
to the end.
Which is not a fate I’ll ever have to worry
about.
My wallet’s so empty I could use it for
flotation.
American meaning of the word. The closest
may be either Egypt or Jordan but,
regardless of the words which may be used
to describe these nations, democratic was
not one of them. Kuwait, the tiny nation
that was overrun by Iraq, was by no stretch
of the imagination a democracy; a half
hearted attempt to introduce some demo
cratic basics soon foundered. As for Syria,
whose troops are lined up beside those of
the United States along the Iraqi border,
that country is as much a dictatorship as is
Iraq.
In short, when you read about the
Middle East, there is no such thing,
regardless of what you might read in the
press, as black and white, only different
shades of sand. Some of that sand may, for
one reason or another unknown to us, be
coloured more brightly than it really is.
healthier. Neutering dogs and cats elimi
nates or significantly decreases the chan
ces of various medical problems from
occurring to dogs and cats. With excep
tions made for animals bred for show (by
responsible breeders) or upon the recom
mendation of a veterinarian, all dogs and
cats should be neutered.
If you would like a free pamphlet
produced by the Ontario Humane Society
entitled “Why Your Pet Should Be
Neutered”, please send a self-addressed,
stamped envelope (#10 business type) to:
N. Glenn Perrett
Publications Co-ordinator
Ontario Humane Society
620 Yonge Street
Newmarket, Ont.
L3Y 4V8
As well, the Ontario Humane Society has
also produced a poster entitled “One of
the Unlucky Ones” which illustrates the
tragedy of the unnecessary problem of pet
over-population. Copies of this poster can
be obtained from the Society for $2.00 each
(postage and handling included). For
orders of 5 or more, posters cost only $1.25
each.
Please help reduce the pet over-popula
tion problem. See your veterinarian re
garding having your pet neutered.
N. Glenn Perrett,
Publications Co-ordinator.
Letter
from the
editor
Volunteers like this
are hard to find
BY KEITH ROULSTON
Evalena Webster who died last week
may have been Huron county’s most
famous volunteer, the person who repre
sented all those thousands of people who
have given their time and talents to make
this county what it is. Her passing
illustrates the problems we're looking at as
the older generation of volunteers is no
longer capable of carrying on their work.
As head of the catering committee at
Blyth United Church for many years
Evalena gained wide publicity because of
her group’s involvement with the “Country
Supper” program of the Blyth Festival. It
had been Evalena that James Roy turned to
way back in the early years of the Festival,
first to provide food for an opening night
banquet at the Festival, and later to
provide lunches for bus groups when the
first tour groups started booking for
Thursday matinees at the Festival and
wanted a meal. In those days the village
just didn’t have restaurants capable of
holding groups that large. Later suppers
were added on Friday and Saturday nights
and so many people had to be served that
groups all over north Huron got involved.
As the Festival’s fame grew, the Country
Supper program caught the fancy of
visiting media people. It seemed to
symbolize the unique community involve
ment that made the Blyth Festival special.
Evalena became a favourite interview
subject, particularly since she had so many
good tales of the early days of the Festival.
As such, she was a spokesman for the
hundreds of people involved in supplying
the suppers and beyond that, for all the
other volunteers who have made rural life
such a rich thing today. While she was the
most visible of the Country Supper
providers, the publicity also didn’t touch
on the many other ways she worked in the
community in Women’s Institute, senior
citizens organizations and just about
everything that moved in the community:
the kind of activity that earned her the first
ever Blyth Citizen of the Year award.
My introduction to Evalena dates back to
the very beginnings of the Festival. In the
summer of 1972 a group of volunteers
under the leadership of Helen Gowing who
headed the Blyth Board of Trade, got
permission to spruce up the Memorial Hall
theatre afte. it had gathered dust for years.
Evalena, her husband Keith and son Jim
were among the dozen or more volunteers
who got out cleaning buckets and paint
rollers to give the old Hall a more fitting
look.
Later when it was discovered that the
entire roof of the building had to be
replaced because of a structural problem,
Evalena headed a New Horizons group that
applied for a grant that helped convince
village council to go ahead with the major
investment.
But looking at the accomplishments of
this one extraordinary volunteer makes me
worry about the future when all the people
like her are gone. Through desire or
necessity, the vast majority of women are
working today. The huge pool of stay-at-
home women who have added so much to
our quality of life through their community
activities is dwindling. So, too, is the
number of self-employed people whether
farmers or small business people, the kind
of people who could get their own agenda,
taking a few hours to help with some
community activity in the middle of the day
even if it meant working longer at night.
With a more complicated life, we all have
fewer hours to give to the community.
We’ve been able to get along without the
community suffering in the last few years
because older members of the community
like Evalena Webster carrying on doing our
share of the work for the rest of us. But
those days are coming to an end. Who will
replace these people?
If someone were trying to start a Blyth
Festival W years from now would it be a
success, despite the talents and hard work
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