HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1990-09-19, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1990. PAGE 5.
Thoughts
from the
throne
For a man’s house is his castle, et domus
sua cuique tutissimum refugium.
An English jurist by the name of Sir
Edward Coke wrote that, away back in
Shakespeare's time.
A man’s home is his castle. It is the very
foundation of British common law. It
means that, while our governments may lie
to us, while they may cheat us and tax us
and spend our money foolishly and send
our children off to fight their stupid wars,
our governments cannot, by God, jerk us
around in our own living rooms.
Because a man’s home is his castle.
And if the domestic castle is sacred
ground, is there a chamber within that’s
holier than that one tiny room -- perhaps
the last place in the fortress where a man
or a woman can be assured of a few
minute's privacy?
They don’t call it the Throne Room for
nothing, you know.
I love my bathroom for just that reason.
It’s my refuge. The one place in the house
Who blew up
the plane
and why?
BY RAYMOND CANON
While I was in Europe this past June
celebrations were held to mark the fourth
anniversary of the destruction of the Air
India jet off the coast of Ireland. The jet,
which had taken off from Toronto with over
300 people on board, crashed into the
Atlantic with no survivors. On the same
day two baggage handlers were killed at
Tokyo airport while servicing a Canadian
International jet and the question has been
ever since that time just who is responsible
for the two explosions and why.
Although the Sikhs have come in for
their share of attention, nobody has been
charged. There has even been the thought
expressed that the explosions were the
work of Indian intelligence services in
order to cast the blame on the Sikhs but
this accusation, too, has not gone beyond
the state of conjecture. Friends and
relatives of the victims must well wonder if
anything definite will ever be found out.
Of more recent vintage is the explosion
which caused a Pan Am 747 to crash on and
near the town of Lockerbie in Scotland,
killing 159 people in the plane and a further
11 on the ground. It is many months
since this accident took place and it, too, is
still without solution. We can, however,
get a close look at what has transpired so
far in the way of investigations.
About a month after the crash, Scottish
investigators expressed the belief that the
bomb had been concealed in a radio-cas
sette player and that it had probably been
in a suitcase which was put on the plane in
Frankfurt. The West Germans have coun
tered with the statement that this act has
never been shown to be a fact.
The interesting thing is that, if you try to
dig a bit deeper, you get a colossal
run-around. Each office refers you to
another and finally you come to the
conclusion that, whatever may be known,
neither the Germans, Americans nor the
British are willing to give out anything
more than the traditional rank, name and
serial number.
Since there is a dead end here, let’s look
at some of the theories. One is that the
bomb was carried aboard by an agent after
where, for a short while at least, I can
legitimately be excused from taking phone
calls, feeding the dog or pretending I have
a clue about my kid’s Algebra assignment.
‘Twas ever thus. 1 don’t have actual
data, but I’m reasonably certain that folks
down through the ages have always retired
to their respective privies when the urge
for solitude came upon them.
Which makes me wonder where the next
generation is going to go for a little peace
and quiet.
As a retreat, the bathroom is an
endangered species. My newspaper tells
me that the Trendy Folk down in California
are retrofitting their bathrooms with - are
you ready for this? - home computers, fax
machines and cordless telephones.
David Sharpio is a chap in Van Nuys,
California, who makes a living remodelling
other people’s bathrooms. And a very good
living it is. Shapiro says that some of his
clients are spending upwards of $100,000
to outfit their water closets as “social
areas’’.
If you’re thinking that it might be a little
cramped wedging a Zerox machine in
between the toilet and the bathroom weigh
scales. I’m with you. But Californians (the
ones with money at least) think bigger than
you and I do. Any resemblance between
their bathroom and the ones you and I hang
out in is utterly coincidental.
According to David Shapiro, his cus
it was slipped into his baggage in Beirut.
When a bag belonging to the agent
arrived as lost luggage in New York, it was
suggested that it had been switched for the
lethal suitcase by a terrorist at Cyprus
airport.
Another theory blames the authorities at
Heathrow airport in London for allowing
aircraft belonging to Iran Air to park near
those of Pan Am. It would be a very simple
thing, it is argued, for an Iranian terrorist
to dump an extra suitcase on the pile being
loaded on the Pan Am plane. Why Iran
Air? Well, don’t forget that the Americans
caused a national outrage in Iran by
shooting down by accident one of Iran’s
plans over the Persian Gulf.
The above mentioned belief of the
Scottish police that the bag had been put
out at Frankfurt led to a few other theories.
Two young American girls came under
suspicion since psychologists believe that
girls in the age bracket of 18-25 are quite
ready to do favours, such as take parcels on
the plane. The two girls in question had
made friends in Vienna with a man named
Jamal who was believed to be a Jordanian.
He was subsequently cleared but then
suspicion switched to another Jordanian
who, police believe, was a drug courier
carrying a parcel considerably more lethal
The views at Mabel’s Grill
Continued from page 4
“That would never do now for the city
that likes to see itself as the best in the
world,’’ Tim said.
Maybe the rickshaws would be all right if
they could stick a BMW symbol on the
forehead of each driver, Julia Flint
suggested. Or maybe they’d be okay if the
city said all the rickshaw drivers had to run
fast enough that their tourist passengers
couldn’t see the homeless people sleeping
on the subway grates.
WEDNESDAY: So much for joking about
our slow old warships going to Iraq, Hank
was saying. Turns out our ships are a lot
faster than the politicians who sent them.
Since the ships can’t go into a war zone
more than 10 days before Parliament gets
to date the fact, our ships had to sit around
in the Mediterranian until they could get
permission to sail on since Parliament isn’t
sitting and of course nobody wants to cut
short their summer vacation just to get a
war officially under way.
Tim says that 10 day rule is really
tomers are punching out the walls and
raising the roofbeams in their washrooms
so that the new “spaces’’ can accommo
date easy chairs, sofas - even gymnasium
equipment.
The idea, says Shapiro, is to make the
bathroom more accessible so that “kids
can come in and talk while their parents are
getting ready for work or doing their
exercise routines.’’
Is it just me or is this the most grotesque
idea to come down the California Turnpike
since Roseanne Barr?
I don’t know about you, but 1 don’t wish
to talk to my kids when I’m “getting ready
for work’’ in my bathroom. We can debate
the meaning of existence over the Wheata-
bix in the kitchen. I’ll be delighted to
handle any teenage queries in the living
room, the basement or even the attic.
But when it comes to the bathroom, one
at a time, please.
As for the idea of turning my bathroom
into a work station with fax machines,
cordless phones and a colour-co-ordinated
Tandy laptop, I recall that Hugh Hefner,
the Playboy Pooohbah, had a sign over the
door of his Chicago pad that read: “IF YOU
DON’T SWING, DON’T RING’’.
I’m thinking of installing a brass plaque
over my bathroom door. It will read: IF
YOU RING (OR BUZZ OR HUM OR BOOT
OR CLICK OR MAKE COPIES) STAY
THE HELL OUT OF MY BATHROOM!
than he thought. The argument further
goes that, if the bomb had gone off as it
was timed, it would have exploded over the
Atlantic as did the Air India jet and the
remains would have been difficult or
impossible to recover.
Additional evidence has come to light
which is supposed to prove that the bomb
was located in the aircraft’s left side, in a
cargo bay which was loaded in Frankfurt.
The Germans are a bit upset at this bit of
evidence since a couple of months before
the Lockerbie crash, police found a similar
bomb inside a similar machine. Although
17 people were arrested as a result of this
discovery, all but two have been released.
One of those still in custody is reported to
be a member of Palestinian terrorist group
based in Syria. The Americans, for one,
think that it is this group that was paid by
the Iranians to do the bombing, said
bombing to be an act of revenge that I
mentioned above.
I think that you can see by this point that
tracking down the perpetrators is not easy.
I have no access to secret files and nobody
slipped me any evidence in a dark alley. It
could well be that some day we will
celebrate the fourth anniversary of the
Lockerbie crash without knowing just who
did the deed.
reassuring. “The way they fight wars
today the war might be over before
Parliament even got to debate whether we
should be in it or not.”
THURSDAY: Billie says he can’t figure out
what all the fuss is over immigration. The
paper this morning says that given the
curreni immigration priorities if a funeral
director and a physicist were both in a line
to enter Canada and both had perfect
backgrounds, the funeral director would
be let in and the physicist wouldn’t.
“Makes sense. The way this country is
going we’re going to need embalming
more than another scientist.”
Got an opinion?
Write a letter
to the editor
Letter
from tlie
editor
The frustrations
continue
BY KEITH ROULSTON
While Ontario voters took out their
frustrations on Premier David Peterson in
the provincial election, not only knocking
him out of power but even out of his own
seat, many of the causes of the frustration
won’t go away as easily as his government.
Even if the new government of Bob Rae
and the NDP is the greatest government in
history, many of the things that are
frustrating people won’t be changed.
They’re beyond the realm of the provincial
government.
People will continue to feel helpless
because so many of the irritants of life are
beyond their ability to do anything about.
They may be watching their family farm or
business destroyed by high interest, but
there is absolutely nothing they can do
about it. They may hate the idea of the GST
but they’ve got to live with it. The odds
seemed stacked against them.
Take, for instance, the brain-wave that
came down from on high at Canada Post
last week. Since Canada Post has multi
millions invested in sorting equipment,
somebody figured the best way to utilize it
to the fullest is to truck mail from all over a
region to feed the equipment, even if the
mail was efficiently sorted by hand at small
local post offices before. It means that in
this area mail will either go to London or
Kitchener to be sorted. It means that a
letter bound from Blyth to Londesboro,
three miles away, will now travel 60 miles
to London and 57 miles back to Londes
boro. A letter from Brussels to Bluevale
will travel all the way to Kitchener and
back again. Even if there is a full bag of
pre-sorted mail, it will travel all the way to
the sorting plant and come back again
because truck drivers have been instructed
not to drop off mail in between. It may take
a couple of extra days but this, in the
modern world, is efficiency.
And just what can you do about it? Write
your MP?
How about the case of Dr. Gus Midges,
the MP for Grey-Bruce who shows Mem
bers of Parliament can get just as
frustrated as the rest of us. He’s fighting
the possible closure of the Palmerston-to-
Owen Sound CN rail line. He’s run up
against the National Transportation Agen
cy (NTA) ruling that unless rail line users
can prove the line will be profitable, the
railway can get its wish and the line will be
closed. Writing recently to the NTA he
charged that CN had not tried to update its
service or attract new customers. “It’s
contention lines should be abandoned
because of lack of use would appear to be a
self-fulfilling prophecy,” he wrote.
The president of New Life Mills in
Hanover says CN has made a point of not
quoting competitive rates for the last three
or four years because it wants to get out of
the area. CN marketing officials told him
they had been instructed to “demarket the
area”.
Then we’ve got John Crowe, head of the
Bank of Canada who says we’ll have to live
with high interest until we lick inflation
when the high interest is causing inflation
in the housing market and elsewhere. The
government deficit is fueling inflation but
the high interest is driving up the deficit.
We have Free Trade to help us compete
in the U.S. then have a high interest policy
that costs our businesses so much they
can’t compete. Even if they can solve that
problem, they’ll be uncompetitive because
the high interest rate makes the Canadian
dollar too high.
Is it any wonder then that the voters
wanted to smash somebody in the face and
David Peterson just happened to be the one
guy they could reach? Is it any wonder that
a lot of people grudgingly admire the
bravery of the Mohawks to say they’re not
going to take it any more?
It seems to be a country gone mad,
where logic isn’t logical any more. It seems
to be a country where power is power.
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