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When did
garbage
get ‘sanitary'
The lesson today concerns euphemisms.
Linguistic muzak. The pretty words and
punchless phrases we use to cushion and
deodorize our thoughts.
“Passing on" is a popular euphemism.
So much softer and unfinal than “dying”,
“croaking” or “biting the dust.”
“Expecting” -- there’s another dandy
euphemism. It's vague and sexless, unlike
such straightforward vulgarisms as “preg
nant”. “in calf” or “Carrying a bun in the
oven”.
The military world is a veritable compost
heap of euphemisms. They’re the folks
who gave us the “anti-personnel device”
(read lethal explosive designed to shred
flesh and pulverize bone). And who can
forget “nuclear deterrent” (read annihil
ation of life coupled with long-term planet
poisoning).
There’s another euphemism currently
making the rounds. It’s a real late-twen-
tieth century cutie.
Sanitary landfill.
Roll it around on your tongue once or
twice. Sanitary Landfill. Might also be the
Objectivity s
in short supply
BY RAYMOND CANON
One of the most interesting phenomena
in Canada is listening to somebody making
an accusation against the federal govern
ment in Ottawa for having committed some
sin of omission or commision. The accuser
is probably sincere in his or her feeling but
there is one thing missing - the fact that
Ottawa may not be the culprit after all.
Rather the latter is to be found in Tokyo,
Bonn or Washington or even all three and
our government can do little but ,follow
meekly along.
This is not to say that we are always
being pushed or pulled by these foreign
governments; sometimes the fault lies
squarely in our nation’s capital. However,
it is safe to say that there are a number of
occasions when Ottawa is only a bystander
and can do little but follow suit. Nowhere is
this more true than in the field of
economics.
Let’s look at the question of the high
interest rates which currently afflict us. It
is very easy for somebody to stand up in
the House of Commons and urge the
minister of finance to reduce them at the
earliest possible moment, like, say, right
now. The M.P. in question conveniently
forgets that we are living more and more in
a world economy, not a national one and
that, if Japan, Germany and the United
States, the “big three” in the world of
finance, decide that for one reason or
another it is in their best interest to have
those rates go up. there is very little that
the minister of finance in Ottawa can do
except grin and bear it. Since all we get on
T. V. is a 30 or 60 second clip, it is very easy
for an accomplished opposition M.P., or
even the press for that matter, to make the
minister look like someone who has no idea
whatsoever what is going on. This is all the
more true since international economics is
not exactly a prime topic of discussion at
the supper tables of the nation on any
name of a new complexion cream. “Sani
tary” - nice, clean, inoffensive adjective
...“landfill” -- something to enrich the soil
and eradicate all those unseemly pocks and
craters.
It sounds almost as if we’re doing the
world a favour.
In fact, we’re unloading our crap.
Shrink wrap, old Loblaws bags, bald
tires, rusty bedsprings, breakfast crusts,
kitty litter - not to mention greases,
solvents, acids, alkalies and a mad
chemist’s brew of toxic, cancerous gunk
too various to catalogue.
And if we can believe the headlines,
we’re running out of places to bury the
stuff. The city of Toronto, that
megalomaniacatropolis on the barely-flow
ing Humber, is currently dispatching
outriders to most of the townships and
counties within garbage hauling distance
of its borders. They hope to strike a deal
with somebody - ANYbody - who will
agree to take Hogtown’s garbage.
Toronto’s not alone. There’s not a
Canadian city or town of any consequence
that has to look too deeply into its
municipal crystal ball to see the garbage
piling up.
And this is in Canada - an underpopu
lated country with nearly four million
square miles of back yard!
Makes you wonder what they do in less
capacious countries. Is Portugal sinking
under the weight of its trash? Is Belgium
up to its eavestroughs in Glad Bags? What
about England?
Actually, we don’t have to wonder about
given night.
Why, you might ask, would the govern
ments of those three nations want to
increase their interest rates and thereby
force ours up as well. One of the prime
reasons is, of course, the evidence of a
steady rise in the rate of inflation. The
Germans, for one, have almost a pathalo-
gical fear of inflation, having experienced
the hyper variety twice in this century.
They realize what it feels like to have their
savings wiped out almost overnight and,
when there is even a hint of a rise in the
price level, their government of the day is
ready to jump in to do battle with the
monster. The remedy is the same there as
it is here - raise interest rates and there is
no thought whatsoever given to the
thought of what this might mean to interest
rates in Canada. The question, if it arises
at all, is an academic one.
Another situation where what happens
here is conditioned, not in Canada but
elsewhere, is that of unemployment. I have
noticed recently that every time that there
are layoffs in a specific plant, there is a
good chance that the union representing
the workers will jump squarely on top of
the Free Trade Agreement and blame it
and it alone for the layoffs. Of course that
gets media coverage but the same union is
never asked to provide any justification for
Letter from the editor
Feeling of despair
in the land
BY KEITH ROULSTON
There’s a feeling of despair in the farm
community, Jack Riddell, M.P.P. for
Huron and former Agriculture minister for
Ontario told a meeting in Clinton, Satur
day.
Mr. Riddell said he was worried by the
mood in the rural area. Farmers usually
holler about things that bother them but
things are too quiet now, he told the
Members of Parliament Dinner of the
Huron County Federation of Agriculture.
one city in England. An ex-citizen of
Nottingham recently wrote an explanatory
letter to the editor of a Toronto newspaper.
The letter-writer, one Ben Banham,
recalled walking to school past a building
known as The Destructor. Inside the
building, “the waste was dumped on
conveyor belts and sorted by hand. All
metal was first removed, except cans, and
sent to scrap metal yards. Butcher bones
were sorted out and finished as bone meal
for gardens; bottles and glass jars were
removed and recycled. The remainder
went through the furnace and finished as
ashes and cans. The cans were boiled and
went to steel mills. That left tons of ashes
which had two uses. They were mixed with
cement and made into cinder blocks ...
(which) were used to line the inside of the
brick-built houses, also as partition walls
inside, and plastered....”
“It would be fair to say” writes Mister
Banham, “that scores of the numerous
soccer stadiums in the country used tons of
the ashes for several inches of drainage
under the turf. Result: Nothing wasted.”
Indeed. Mister Banham says The De
structor handled and disposed of all the
garbage of Nottingham, an industrialized
city of 300,000.
But Mister Banham is wrong on one
count. Something was wasted: the lesson
we ought to have learned from Notting
ham.
Ben Banham is a senior citizen and The
Destructor is a hazy memory. All the fact
and figures cited above were true only
when Ben Banham was a Nottingham lad.
And that was 75 years ago.
such a statement.
The truth of the matter is that, free trade
or no free trade, the world is going through
an industrial realignment in which long
established practices are changing in face
of increasing competition and, regardless
of where the head office is, many
companies are becoming increasingly in
ternational in nature. To cite on example,
Northern Telecom is a Canadian company
but you would never know that from the
advertisement that this company puts out
in other countries; there is no mention
made anywhere of its Canadian origin.
As a result of all this realignment, a good
many businesses both here and elsewhere
are going to have to adjust or else fold up
their tent. Add to that the fact that Canada
is going to the end of a long boom in the
business cycle, as is the United States, and
layoffs are going to become more pre
valent. However, to blame these layoffs
solely on free trade is being somewhat less
than honest.
As long as we get a diet of half-truths or
outright false conclusions, it is going to be
difficult for the majority of taxpayers to be
objective to any great degree. This is a pity
since, with the world changing so rapidly,
objectivity is something that we need in
even greater supply.
The quietness tells him people feel they’re
helpless and hopeless, he said.
There’s no doubt after a decade of
destruction in the farm community the
mood isn’t good. There’s no doubt too that
farmers have more reason than most to
have a sense of helplessness. But I think in
a lesser way the same kind of helpless and
hopeless feeling is overtaking many people
in the country, although the mood is more
often expressed in loud, intolerant ways
than in the quiet despair of the farmers
that Mr. Riddell senses.
Maybe the country, dominated as it is by
the baby-boomer generation, is going
through a collective mid-life crisis, but
maybe it’s got more to do with the almost
totally negative signals we’ve been getting
in the last few years. The swing to the
right, to the hard-edged economics of big
Letter
More than 600
help Heart
canvass
THE EDITOR,
Did you realize that during the month of
February over 600 people donated their
time to thoroughly canvass all areas of
Huron? To all of you - congratulations --
you have helped the Huron Chapter of the
Heart and Stroke Foundation exceed its
goal of $60,000. To all of you who donated
so generously let me express the Founda
tion’s sincere appreciation. Together we
support the vital work of research and it is
having spectacular results.
The Heart and Stroke Foundation funds
two-thirds of all heart and stroke related
research. And it pays! We are making
quantum leaps in finding cures, developing
medical advances and educating the public
to prevent the problem. When you realize
that 43 per cent of all deaths in Canada are
due to heart and stroke disease you also
then know that we can and must beat
Canadas No. 1 killer.
As the year proceeds the Huron Heart
and Stroke Foundation will sponsor events
and programs which also depend on the
efforts of dedicated volunteers. If you can
donate time and talent please contact us. If
you wish to make a financial donation
please contact us. Or if you are in need of a
speaker or would like further information
please contact us at:
Huron Heart and Stroke Foundation
39 West Street, 2nd Floor
Goderich, Ontario
N7A 2K5
Phone: 524-4440
You have made it happen! Thank you.
Nico Peters
Huron County Campaign Chairman
Remember
smoking patients
THE EDITOR,
As a smoking patient in Wingham
Hospital, there are a few points I would like
to make about the article by Mr. Hayes in
the Wingham paper.
As a smokpr I am grateful for any right to
smoke. I try to abide by all rules. I have
spoken to many smoking patients and we
all agreed that smoking in the patient’s
lounge was not right and they hated to sit
in the entrance where everyone comes in
and out. As long as there are ash trays
there the visitors and out-patients use it
too. They leave coffee cups and pop cans
there and it makes it messy. Could we not
have a small room on second floor for
smoking patients only and tell them if their
visitors smoke everybody’s right will be
taken away. I know non-smokers will holler
about this but one thing I know is that the
patients’ lounge used to be crowded during
visiting hours but now there aren’t nearly
as many there.
When a smoker’s lungs are being
deprived of smoke they become very
sensitive to nearly everything but fresh
cigarette smoke and clean fresh air. I know
smokers are in minority but we are still
people. All I am asking is everybody try for
a decent, sensible solution.
Wm. F. Buchanan
Brussels.
business and market-ideology politicians,
hasn’t been one to inspire visions of a
better tomorrow.
The tearing up of railway tracks, the
cancelling of VIA rail lines, the turmoil of
whether or- not communities would keep
their post offices have sent signals to rural
and small town people that their way of life
isn’t economically viable any more. It has
made us feel we’re a drag on the country.
The whole country got something of the
same feeling by the Free Trade debate
when we were told over and over again that
we h< d to go into Free Trade or we would
lose the good lifestyle we had. Even if it
means giving up some of the independence
we’ve got, there isn’t any choice, was the
message. If we have to play by the other
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