HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1990-03-28, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28, 1990. PAGE 5.
How come nobody
apologises
for weather?
“Everybody talks about the weather, but
nobody does anything about it”.
Everybody thinks that Mark Twain wrote
that, but he didn’t. A pretty well utterly
forgotten scribbler by the name of Charles
Dudley Warner penned that observation
‘way back in 1897 in an editorial that
appeared in the “Hartford Courant”.
Somehow, history bungled it, and now the
whole world thinks the credit belongs to
Mark Twain.
That doesn’t surprise me. Weather is a
treacherous topic best untrifled with.
But the hell with it. It’s a blustery,
cruddy late Spring date; there’s a pair of
worm-lusting robins hunched over on my
front lawn like a couple of winos on a
streetcorner; there’s a leak in my base
ment, a draft under the back door, my cat’s
got spring fever, which means I have to get
up every three minutes and forty-five
seconds to either let him out or bring him
in ... and I feel like picking on somebody.
So let’s beat up on ...
The weatherman.
You know what bugs me most about
Please pass
the quinua
BY RAYMOND CANON
I think most of us, at least those in the
39-plus category, have eaten one or more
foods during our childhood that are no
longer to be found on the table at meal
time. However, by and large, we eat the
same foods as we did when we were young
although they may be done up at times in
very fancy packaging. However, trying to
reintroduce something that has gone out of
world diets can be painfully difficult as
some agricultural scientists are discover
ing.
The foods in question are amaranth and
quinua, two names which I am sure will be
totally unknown to almost 100 per cent of
my readers (well, all three of them).
However, in early days both of these, along
with com and beans, were basic foods in
the New World. The scientists which I
mentioned above would like to bring them
back since they note that people in the
world get most of their calories and protein
from only 20 species, which they consider
to be a dangerously small selection with
which to feed a planet whose population is
expected to double before it finally levels
off.
Quinua grows best high up in temperate
climates. It is, like wild rice, obtainable in
speciality food stores in both Western
Europe and North America but even the
farmers who grow it consider it to be little
better than a weed. Amaranth is similar to
quinua but is more versatile. It, too, suffers
the opprobrium of farmers, in Zimbabwe,
which can use all the help it can get, they
consider it to be nothing better than
pigweed. At the equator it can be grown
from sea level to 10,000 feet and, as a grain
crop, it does best in semi-arid places with a
warm growing season. In some places it is
grown for its leaves which have a taste
somewhere between spinach and arti
choke.
American agricultural researchers in
Pennsylvania have provided amaranth
seeds and technical help to countries in
Central and South America, Africa and
Asia and have tried to persuade them that
the plant can be a great help in countering
malnutrition in drought-ridden places.
weathermen? Not that they’re wrong all
the time.
As a matter of fact, they’re not. Their
forecasts are reasonably accurate - at least
as reliable as Old Man Maidle’s down the
road. He keeps track of squirrels’ acorn
stashes and the thickness of caterpillar
pelts. He also has a whole bunch of
agricultural rhymes about the weather.
Rhymes like “Crick don’t flow; watch fer
snow”; and “Cows in the clover, summer’s
‘bout over.”
I figure Old Man Maidle’s weather
poetry is dead accurate about 50 per cent of
the time - which is about the same as the
guy with the Magic Marker on TV.
No, it’s not the weather forecasters’
accuracy ( or lack of it) that bothers me. It’s
the fact that when they are wrong, they ...
never apologize.
It’s true! They can tell you on Friday that
Saturday’s going to be a great day for
a picnic, and you can go to the park with
your little hamper of egg salad sandwiches
and thermos of Freshie and wind up
clinging to a floating picnic table in a
deluge that makes the Johnstown Flood
look like a sunshower. You get home that
night and turn on your TV and does Mister
Blow Dry Pompadour apologize for his
goof? Nah. He smiles and banters about
the Blue Jays with the Sports Jockette and
points a well-manicured (dry!) finger
towards the low pressure trough over
Baffin Island that is going to, he says,
make Sunday a ‘great day for a picnic’.
They point out that it has a higher protein
count, not to mention fibre content, than
wheat, com, soyabeans and rice. Its
performance borders on the spectacular in
resisting drought, heat and pests.
However, the word back from such
places as Kenya is that until amaranth is
accepted in North America, it will not be
accepted in Africa. One statement from
this area very much to the point was that,
“once Kellogg uses it as a mix, there will
be no problem in Africa”. With that sort of
comment in mind, American researchers
have set about trying to make it a more
acceptable plant. They have developed
seeds that produce a crop of uniform
height; the plants also have a sturdier
stem and stronger roots than they used to.
There still remains the problem of the size
of the seed; it is so small that it is difficult
to handle them; the solution seems to be to
put on a coating similar to the one being
currently used for lettuce and carrot seeds.
Another problem is the yield. American
Threshers explain
THE EDITOR,
On March 14, The Huron Pioneer
Threshers and Hobby Association Inc., met
with the Council of the Village of Blyth, to
review our proposals for projects on the
Blyth Fairgrounds.
At that meeting a letter listing our
projects was read by the village clerk and
copies were given to all present. The
project proposals were reported accurately
in your newspaper, but we also had some
comments in the letter which were present
ed with the intent that it would prompt all
parties involved to assume responsibility
for their actions and co-operate in the
successful completion of the project in a
manner that no innocent people get hurt.
We respectfully submit this portion of
our letter for the information of the public.
“We understand the ball diamond
project has gone over budget and the
parties involved, appear to have defaulted
leaving the Village of Blyth with the
responsibility to complete the project.
“Our agreement with Blyth Council was
that if a fence were erected, we would
require a 20’ warning track and a 20’ gate
in outfield, to allow tractors to use the
diamond area during the show, without
damaging the sod. If council decided not to
erect a fence - no warning track is required,
as equipment can be driven out, without
going through a confined area.
Once - just once - I’d like to see the
weatherman pop up on my TV screen right
after the newscast, all decked out in
manacles and prison greys. I’d like to hear
him confess incompetence for missing
yesterday’s blizzard, plead guilty to lousy
forecasting in general, then commit the
weatherpersons equivalent of hari kiri -
falling on his telescopic pointer in front of
the Canada Weather Map.
It won’t happen in my lifetime of course
- but I would have settled for watching TV
in Britain the night after the devastating
hurricane of 1987.
This really happened, folks.
Following his newcast, the BBC news
anchor turned to weatherman Ian McCas
kill and said, on live TV “Well, Ian you
chaps were a fat lot of good last night.”
Ian defended himself meekly, pointing
out that they had forecast a “rather windy,
showery airflow”.
“No kidding” responded the news
anchor witheringly. “If you can’t forecast
the worst storms for several centuries ..
what are you doing?”
Poor Ian McCaskill. He and all the other
British weather forecasters really didn’t
have a leg to stand on .. particularly when
it was revealed that weathermen in France,
Spain and the Netherlands had forecast the
hurricane, using data obtained from the
Weather Centre in ...
Reading, England.
If only Ian had double-checked with Old
Man Maidle....
farmers can grown about 2,400 lbs. of
wheat to an acre but only 400 lbs. of
amaranth. In spite of this, the high price
charged for it in health stores makes it a
marketable commodity. Farmers in the
U.S. are earning $200 an acre in gross
income for amaranth compared with $120
for wheat and $100 for sunflower seeds.
Americans usually take to something
with a vengeance when they decide to grow
it and so caution is being urged. Farmers
are being told to grow it on a small scale at
first until they have learned to harvest,
dry, transport and clean the crop. The
same farmers are being advised to find
somebody to contract for part or all of the
crop before it is even grown.
In the poorer parts of the world farmers
do not grow crops for health foods since
nobody will pay extra for it. For this reason
the main effort being made is to increase
the yields to the point where it is no longer
a marginal crop, planted only as a last
resort in order to offset the effects of any
drought.
position
“Doug Scrimgeour, of George Radford
Construction Limited, stated at the site
meeting on September 11, 1989, that the
screenings for the warning track would
probably have to be trucked from White
church and the trucking would be costly. In
his proposals presented following that
meeting, the cost of the screenings was
excluded from his contract.
“We feel that the Grants systems in
place such as PRIDE have helped organiza
tions like ourselves to provide facilities for
public use and do not wish to see the grant
system put in jeopardy. We realize if one
group defaults, it places all as suspect, so
we are prepared if required, to provide
security for 150 per cent of the cost of our
matching funds to guarantee, that any
project started will be completed, or that
funds are available to complete the project.
“We have made contingency plans for
rental of additional land in case the ball
diamond is not completed for use by
September, but we sincerely hope with the
co-operation of all parties involved that the
problems can be resolved and the facilities
are available for public use at the earliest
possible date.”
James Sloan,
President,
Huron Pioneer Threshers
and Hobby Association, Inc.
Letters
Saving the earth
THE EDITOR,
A Global Celebration! Earth Day - April
22, 1990. It’s a chance for several million
people and many countries around the
world to actively demonstrate their com
mitment to living harmoniously on this
wonderful planet. The 20th anniversary of
Earth Day could be the start of the “Turn
Around Decade” where we learn to control
our actions for the health of the earth.
We read daily frightening stories about
what we are doing to our biosphere. It
seems as though our environmental report
card has just been sent home for signing
and the marks are poor. Good times have
been synonymous with growth, spending
and waste. Our seemingly endless appetite
for material goods has placed enormous
strain on the earth’s resources.
Many problems are surfacing (over-pop
ulation, global warming, acid rain, the
greenhouse effect, rainforest, devastation,
Elmira’s cancer causing water, tire fires,
oil spills, garbage problems, PCB’s, air
pollution, the ozone layer hole, phos
phates, soil erosion) and many more. Will
it ever end? We can feel depressed and the
problems too large for the individual!
I say cheer up! It is my belief that every
individual can make a difference and we
can solve these problems - if we act quickly
and decisively. Let’s give earth credit. It is
very durable, resilient and has the ability
to rejuvenate itself with our help. 1990 - it
is the time to start NOW. We have
tremendous power if we act collectively.
More and more we read about people
and organizations that are tackling the
problems - making a difference. People are
asking the right questions, joining environ
mental groups and exerting pressure
politically. Even politicians now realize
that a strong “save the world” platform
will win elections.
This year on Earth Day, April 22, think
globally and act locally. Stop being a
spectator. Become involved individually or
as a group. Everyone can help - women’s
groups, church groups, seniors, schools,
girl guides, boy scouts - anyone! By
working together we can preserve our
fragile bisophere.
HOW???
•use the 4 R’s - recycle, reduce, reuse,
recover
•lobby for blue boxes in your community
•support our Environment Minister, Jim
Bradley, on his strong stand against
polluters
•write letters of concern
•join an environment group
•plant trees to reduce carbon dioxide
emissions
•drive only when necessary and be sure
your oil isn’t leaking
•buy products with less harmful packag
ing. Don’t patronize restaurants that use
excessive packaging, especially styrofoam
•start a compost pile
•alter consumption and waste disposal
practices in order to reduce the burden on
landfill sites
•conserve energy and our fossil fuels
•don’t use spray cans with CFC’s
•ask guest speakers in to inform your
organizations
•clean up a park or a gully
•become informed about ways you can
help
These are only a few of the ways we can
give the earth “A Hug”, show her our
love. She is down but definitely not out. My
challenge to you is to become one of the
several million that really do care! Get
involved on April 22 and stay involved.
Remember, this world is not ours, we only
borrow it from our children.
Wayne Stewart,
Science Co-ordinator
Huron County Board of Education.
Thanks-from the heart
THE EDITOR,
On behalf of the Heart and Stroke
Foundation, I would like to thank all those
who gave so generously to the Heart and
Stroke Canvassers in the south of Grey.
Many thanks to Velma Locking, Nancy
Vanass, Teuni Smith, Clare Veitch, Ste
wart Steiss, Pat Gillis, Annette Lewington,
Judy Lee and Keith Williamson, who gave
so willingly of their time to canvass. Your
generous support has enabled us to
surpass last year’s goal. Thank you again.
Jo Ann McDonald
Captain of Grey South
RR 2, Brussels, NoG 1H0