HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1951-12-19, Page 3WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19, ipst
WISHING WELL
The Dome of Delicious Severgoes
QUART—
Orange
Grape
Lemon Lime
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— SPECIAL, for CHRISTMAS—
Quart Cingerale in Christmas Cartons
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Hamilton Beverages
Phone 485 Wingham
Orange
Grape
Lemon Lime
Ginger*
Cream Soda
Root Beer
Lime Rickey
Diabetic Gil gerale
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Whole or Jellied—OCEAN SPRAY
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CRANBERRIES 250
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the finest chocolates
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a gift that will be enjoyed
by all
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Boxes from 1 lb. to 5 lbs.
QUALITY ASSORTED BULK CHOCOLATES
CHRISTMAS CANDIES OF ALL KINDS
While up-town drop in for a
Snack, Soda or Hot Chocolate at
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Christmas Dance.1951
This year's Christmas dance prom-
ises to be the best ever, some say
that Lionel Thornton's Orchestra is
comparable to Guy Lombardo's and
better than Tommy 'Dorsey's, With
testimony like this, we can hope that
the music will be something more
than acceptable.
Gordon Lane and his committee
have been inspired with some extra
special ideas for decorations, At first
they were very closed-mouthed about
the whole thing, but after a little
pressure was exerted, he did tell us
that the decorations will be blue and
silver, with stars and moons all over
the place. Sounds wonderful, doesn't
it:
The lunch committee is headed by
Dolores Hamilton, she quite freely
informed us that cup-cakes and pop
will be served, Sounds even better
than before. Nothing but superlatives
serve to describe this\ biggest, best,
prettiest, most wonderful dance. So
we urge everyone to be at the Wing-
ham Armouries on Thursday, Decem-
ber 20.
,Around School by
By "An Old Timer" (Catherine
Heating
Wel, folks, did ya, know thet thet
there Wingham High School is gonna
have another of them there Literary
Meetin's purty soon? They have sum
right good eclybrations down in the
Town Meetin' Hall. They sing and
play and recite and perform around,
and their programmes is real inter-
estin'. Ya know, ah never was much
for makin' purty speeches but the
presydint, John Lancaster, can speel
off some mighty good yarns.
High School also has a book or sump-
in' that they call a "Journal". It
contains some Inlay weird tales and
side-splittin' jokes aboot everybody
from here 'clean to Kalamazoo. The
edytor of the "Journal" - is Gordon
Lane; an' how he ever thinks of sum
o' them edytorials is more than my
pore brain will reckon up! An if ya
want to hear all the latest gossip, was,
there's a column in the Journal that
takes care o' that too. It must be a
woman that scratches up thet thar
gossip cause no self-respectire man
could ever fill his over-worked brain
with stuff like that.
When the whole High School gets
into thet big Town Hall, it leaves
plenty o' room for old-timers like
you and me. I've bin at a Literary
Meetin' and they sure 'are sumpin' to
write home aboot! We'd like to see
that Town Meetin' Hall plum full at
the next meetin', Wednesday afternoon
December 19th at 3 o'clock, Come
one an' come all, an' don't fergit to
bring yer Uncle Louis, too. He might
enjoy seem' some o' them thar purty
girls in Grade 13. Ah think ah'd bet-
ter quit now 'cause ah hear Emma
yellin' at me to git to work. Oh, she's
a hard wife to get along with!
So, we are going to have snow for
Christmas after all. "Silent Night"
and "Jingle Bells" never do sound
right without the snow do they?
Once again we are tramping up the
hill, through mountainous snowdrifts
and we feel icy Arctic winds blowing
in our faces. We huff and puff under
the weight of dozens of books and
heavy winter coats. We proceed
outside to be greeted by snowballs
and we slip, slide and slither down
the hill. Oh, what cheerful thoughts
we town kids have when we see snow
falling in Wingham! But, Christmas
snow and we last-minute shop-
pers don't mind it either, It \gives us
More of the Christmas spirit (spirit
just wouldn't be Christmas without
of Christmas, that is.)
Now, as I tackle a Geometry ques-
tion, I find myself humming some-
thing about "Let it snow, let it snow,
let it snow
The Old-Times Talks
Wel, folks do yuh recllect that I
was talking aboot Literary meetin's?
Wal, I found out that the High School
is havin' another one this very aft'
noon..If Emma')) let me off ehoppin'
this durn wood, shore be there too,
By the way, folks the High School
is puttin' on the biggest jamboree in
the Armouries tomorrow night. They
call it a dance but I'd call it a shin-
dig. Emma and me is shore gain'.
Emma said she' haft' git a long dress
so I dug out the dress my granmaw
was married in. Emma looks real
purty and I know she'll be the "Mlle
of the ball". The band or ochestry is
real musical too. Personally I think
Uncle Louis with his Harmonicy is
jist as good, but nothin' is too good
for Wingham High School.
Question of the Week!
Who is taking whom to the dance
Thursday night?
Leff Here
The Magna Charta said that the
King was not to order taxis without
the consent of Parliament.
Miss Heard: What did the Spartan
mother say to her son?
Cliff Coultes: Return with your shield
or pawn it.
Definitions:
A corps is a dead gentleman, a corpse
is a dead lady.
A sinister is an old maid.
A skeleton is a man with his inside
out and his outside off.
Tantrum is a two seated bicycle.
Battle of the Century
By Jolm Hanna
The crowd roared and all eyes turn-
ed to the hallway leading to the cata-
combs at the Wingham Armoury. It
was Thursday afternoon, December
13, the day of the opening basketball
game of the 1951-52 season. It was to
be an exhibition affair between the
W.D.H.S. teaching staff "Cripples"
and the H.S. senior entry in the H.S.
S.A. This year's large student body
filled the armoury to overflowing and
even floor space was at a minimum.
However, at this moment all eyes
were on this strange conglomeration
of humanity emerging from. the dress-
ing room.
Cries of "Oooh ,there's old Mr.
Vogan," "lookit Higenell," "that little
guy is Martin;" "old Fergie." "I hear
Mr. Jackson is pretty good." Suddenly
all is quiet; it is the moment before
the jump. Tweet, tweet! The ball and
two centres are in the air and the
battle of the century is on. Play
rages back and forth. The roar of ,
the student is drowned out by the
puffing of the "fast-limping" cripples,
A group of students? in the balcony
(probably looking for some extra
marks) organize a cheering section
and yell "C'morn Cripples," Manager
Porter of the senior team paces back
and forth shouting orders to his
charges. Some of the more" self con-
scious" staff, or should we say
"smarter ones," have resigned
themselves to a spectator role. An-
other prominent member "Tooter MS-
dill," horn and stopwatch in hand has
undertaken the job of timer so he
can be near the Seniors bench and I
hear their plans of attack which he
relays to the "Cripples" at every op-
portunity.
A mighty roar; several spectators
faInt and also one player; Mr. Martin
has made a basket! The spectators
begin to complain loudly that they
Cannot hear the whistle due to the
"Cripples" heavy breathing but at last
the horn ends the game, The tense
Moment has arrived, "Who is the
winner?" Everyone has gathered
about the chief scorer, timer and
spy Mr. Madill, who is beginning to
turn very red! Finally he announces
the score: Cripples 16—Seniors ID. He
is mobbed by angry students—Oops
forgot the last basket,; Seniors 17--
Cripples 16, He makes for he door—
never knew that man could run so
fast!
Smokers' Sundries
the welcome gifts
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RONSON LIGHTERS
PETERSON PIPES
at
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spirit of Christmas, is being broadcast throughout
Canada, and may be heard locally as follows:
DECEMBER 24th AT 930 P.M.
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