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CRACKING 'DOWN ON
CARELESS PlitIVPTO
On Sunday last, a former resident
of the town was apprehended by chief
of Police dos, BalZer for careless driv,
frig in Harriston, and .4 Charge laid,
$everal pharges of like nature have
been given motorists in the past.
couple of weeks. The chief says he will
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lay charge for :infractions the
roes 44der the motor traffic act and
there Will be .no more WaraInget as
is determined that the speed limit and
other laws shall be lived up te.--Har-
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WINGHAM ONTARIO
Famous Reserve Force Units from all parts of Canada will be represented in the 27th Canadian Infantry
Brigade Group. Companies, batteries, squadrons or troops, are being raised by the following Reserve Force
Units in your area:
The Governor General's Horse Guards, Royal
Canadian Armoured Corps . Toronto, Ont.
11th Field Regiment, Royal Canadian
Artillery . . Guelph, Ont.
29th Field Regiment, Royal Canadian
Artillery . . . . Toronto, Ont.
The Royal Hamilton Light Infantry (Wentworth
Regiment) . • . . . Hamilton, Ont.
48th Highlanders of Canada . Toronto, Ont.
The Hastings and Prince Edward
Regiment . . Belleville, Ont.
The Queen's Own Rifles of Canada Toronto, Ont.
The Algonquin Regiment . Kirkland Lake, Ont.
1st Canadian Provost Company, Canadian Provost
Corps . London, Ont.
7th Canadian Field Ambulance, Royal Canadian
Army Medical Corps • • Toronto, Ont.
SIGNALS:
Men from training regiments
and squadrons of all Commands.
RCEME:
Men from technical regiments
and squadrons of all Conimands. ,
SERVICE CORPS:
Men from RCASC units of
all Commands.,
DENTAL CORPS:
Men from RCDC units of all
Commands.
Each Armoured and Infantry unit designated will retain its name and insignia in this new Active Force Brigade Group
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ENROLLMENT STANDARDS:
To enlist you must:
1. Volunteer to serve anywhere.
2. Be a Canadian citizen or other British subject.
3. Be 17 to 40 (Tradesmen to 45).
4. Meet Army requirements.
5. Married men will be accepted.
TERMS OF ENGAGEMENT:
You will be enrolled in the Canadian Army Active Force for a
period of three years.
All men are eligible for Overseas Service. If the military situation
permits, married men after one year's Service Overseas, single
men after two years' Service Overseas, may request discharge even
if they have not completed full three years' service.
CONDITIONS OF SERVICE:
Current rates of pay and allowances. Serve for 3 years Or make It a
career.
VETERANS' BENEFITS:
Reinstatement in civil employment, Unemployment Insurance and
other appropriate benefits under Veterans' Charter as extended by
Parliament.
MEN:
Retention of present Reserve Force rank or the rank held in Second
World War, subject to proving qualifications in service within a
90-day period.
OFFICERS:
Short Service COmmissions will be granted to officers who do not
wish to enroll in the Active Force on a Career. basis. Further
information should be obtained from your own unit or the nearest
Army Personnel Depot.
APPLY TO unit listed above, or the nearest Recruiting Depot:
THE WINGHAM ADVANCE-T.110S PAWL
'4ORIONMOMI
fortunes of.others It is oil on the
wheels of our MI life to
find amusement In humorous altnem
tions, It was a hot summer day, Jelul
Foster was fixing the PinSIOY House
met Mary Ann Scott was employed
in the hotel. Both were thirsty at the
same time. They Met at the, pump,
beside the dipper, Comments Peneer4-
ing hot weather and cool sparkling
water was exchanged. Neither was
aware of the other's affliction. "You
quilt you nock-a-ne," "Well, you skulk
you mock-a-me," If you don't quik
you mock-a-me I'll heroes dip diher-
•
a-Waugher ya ou•ft
bossof normal vision is another
affliction, ,My father experienced this,
yet took a philosophical view in the
abstract, of what was not clear
either in or on the concrete, I said
to him one day "It is uafortunate
your sight is impaired." "Yes, it is;
still I mise seeing a lot of devilment,"
John Hanna, when around sixty,
had poor eyesight. One morning after
a two-day January thaw, I saw him
walk PP to a wood-pile, a wood-pile
fboth long and high—which was lean-
ing toward Belgrave, He thought it
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By :Pp S. Vieher
cin the days of Adam till now
have always had certain stand-
ar s
f
of their own. Creation, concern-
ing the ideal wife; and frequently the
woman who closely approximated to
their ideal had a good chance to wear
orange blossoms and subsequently
knit socks and bend gracefally over
a wash tub.
Men's ideas and ideals vary con-
siderably, even though they follow
the same vocation in life, as for in-
stance John Dinsley and Jack Swartz,
John Dinsley, it was claimed, said
that a man would run small risk of
making a failure of his marriage if
be selected a life-partner with a
large head, large bust and large hips.
Jack Swartz, perhaps, took a some-
what opposite view as Mrs, Swartz
was what the Frenchmen would call
petite. Now judging of the apparent
Ideals before us—the larger and the
gejekller—as they relate to offspring
ell. would conclude that both men
Were right, for who Could handle a
lacrosse stick better than "Doc"
Dinaley, plan a piano better than
Norma, or sell dresses faster than
May Johnston, However, let Addle
Hutchison decide.
One of these charming women was
supposed to have remarked in a con-
versation on the subject of feminine
loveliness: "—says I'm the prettiest
woman he ever saw, and he knows
I'm as homely as—". If all the men
in Ontario and Reno had tact like
that, the divorce courts would close
down for good in both places, happy
family life would ensue and the sol-
idarity of society be assured. It costs
little to say the nice things and hot
dinners on the nick of time usually
result. "Handsome is that handsome
does" is a motto that wears on, to
cheer life's latest stage, long after
the ruddy glow that first inspired the
rapturous flame, fades from blushing
cheeks and placid brow. "Oh, that re-
minds me, I am getting low in lip-
stick," says one to herself; perhaps
so; but if instead you put your mon-
ey on the collection plate, it will
doubtless do more good and after all
you can't make a spring blossom
out of a winter snow-flake.
Speaking of eggs, I remember de-
livering several dozen to the Dinsley
House one day and as I was about to
AK for Flannigan's with a bar of
mem rise soap or something, out
pops Mrs, Dinsley to announce that
"Six of those eggs you brought last
week wer no good." "Oh! that's too
bad," I replied. "It wasn't too bad at
all, it was six rotten," she insisted.
On the way to Flannigan's I kept
talking to myself instead of the horse
saying "It's not too bad at all it was
six rotten." Mrs. John Dinsley was a
true yoke-fellow and she always
looked nice on the street.,
._ It would hardly seem right to leave
the precincts of the Dinsley .Huse
without telling that incident which
may have taken place between John
Fo'ster, the roofer, and Mary Ann
Scott, whom we all knew and liked.
Both of whom put all who knew
them under a compassionate tribute
of sympathy because of their mutual
affliction—the lack of a roof to their
mouths.
I believe if the rest of us had to
else between no roof in our mouths
one over our heads we would
make sure of the former. Therefore
how apt are the words of Job: -ro
him that is afflicted, pity shoula be
shown him from his friend."
Apart from that indispensable view
of kindly commiseration for th.) 311iS-
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