HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1948-09-08, Page 6for every known and unknown need,
desire or hope of the human race, and
because I refuse to donate to all and
then go out and beg, borrow or steal
money to give away, I am ousted,
cussed, discussed, boycotted, talked to,
talked about, lied about, lied on, held
up, held down and robbed until I am
just about ruined,
The only reason I am.clinging to
life at all is to see what the hell is
coming next,
HOW TO SALVAGE
OLD PAINT BRUSHES
When a farmer starts to do a paint-
ing job around the farm, as often as
not he discovers that the old paint
brush has developed a decided kink
with hard turned-up bristles and is
unworkable.
To salvage stiff old brushes, soaking
overnight, preferably in turpentine, is,
a well-known preliminary. GasOline is
also effective. After the old paint has
been scraped off with a blunt knife or
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CRAWFORD &
HETHERINGTON
Barristers, Solicitors Etc.
Wingham, Phone 48
J. H. CRAWFORD, X.C.
R. S. HETHERINGTON, X.C.
Business and Professional Directory
L. fi. BRYCE WELLINGTON FIRE
A. H. !NASH
LICENSED
AUCTIONEER
FARM SALES ",A SPECIALTY
Telephone 62 Box 331
,WINGHAM, ONT.
Insurance Company
'Est. 1840
An all Canadian Company which
has faithfully served its policy
holders for over a century.
Head Office — Toronto
H. C. MacLean Insurance Agency
Wingham
Teeswater, Ontario
Barrister, Solicitor, Nbtary Public
and Conveyancer.
Office: Gofton House, Wroxeter
every Thursday aftern000n 1.30 to
4.30 and by appointment.
Phone — Teeswater 120J
FREDERICK A. PARKER
OSTEOPATH
Offices: Centre St. Wingham
Osteopathic and Electric ,Treat-
ments, Foot Te'chnique
Phone 272. Wingham.
W. A. CRAWFORD, M.D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Phone 150 Wingham
J. W. BUSHFIEL11, K.C.
Barrister, Solicitor, Notary, Etc.
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Money to Loan
Office — Meyer Block, Wingham
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AUCTIONEER and
REAL ESTATE
THE BEST OF SERVICE
PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE
'Phone 231 Wingham
DONALD B. BLUE '
Experienced Auctioneer ,
Licensed for Counties of
HURON & BRUCE
All Sales Capably Handled
Phone 49.
Ripley, Ontario
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THE WINGHANI, ADVANCE-TIMES
Wednesday, September 8, 1943
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—FROM ME NAM TO YOU
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THREE WAYS.
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2—Qualified inspectors and RIGID LABORA-
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E. HEE DELMORE
DAUPHIN & GRANT TEENATER
But I don't understand it said he bat-
ter, I am the teams best ,batter, and
am never struck out, It's a cruel thing
to know I can never say never again,
The ump evinced tokens of sympathy,
but he could not reverse his decision,
he had never done that. Again he
shouted batter up and a big six footer
deployed to the plate. This chaps back
was of course turned to the ump who
could not even glimpse his face or his
features, For a few seconds the pit-
cher gazed at the batter awestruck and
instead of preparing his throw, he held
up his hands and ran towards the ninP,
He was almost speechless, but man-
aged to squeeze out the word "interfer-
ence", the ump asked what interfer-
ence and the pitcher replied "mous-
tache", it interfered, it casts its blasted
shadow on the plate, it obscures it.
I see it not at all, not an inch of it.
Then everyone became aware of the
fact that the batter possessed a mous-
tache and was then wearing it. It was
a colossal affair, at least 18 inches
from tip to tip. Interference sustain-
ed pronounced the ump„ and then
asked what do you propose doing a
bout it. Barber, suggested the pitcher,
Just as the word 'Barber' issued
from the pitcher's lips there material-
ized from somewhere or nowhere, I
don't know which, a beautiful blonde,
she stood with one dainty foot on the
plate and divided her attention be-
tween the ump and the batter. She
looked as brave as she actually was,
She screamed the word 'barber'. Nev-
er, she continued shall a barber use
his accursed scissors, or augment his
illgotten fees by perpetrating an out-
rage on my boys friend's lip appen-
dage, look at it, she cried, is it not
wonderful, is it not beautiful, is it not
glamourous, is it not intriguing. The
boy friend listened and smiled, threw
his arm around the girls waist and
led her from the field amidst cheers
that were again and again renewed.
Think of it, a girl's love, that most
wonderful thing in all creation had
busted a ball game. The game was
over, neither players nor fans could
take interest in its being carried. Soft-
ly and tenderly I bade my minds-eye
shut up. Go to sleep baby, I said to
it, and without demur it immediately
obeyed.
TO THE GIMME FAMILY-1931
In those days of "drives" for the
general uplift of the human race, the
letter of a Detroit business man in
response to one plea may strike a re-
sponsive note. He says:
Gentlemen:
I wish to inform you that the present
shattered condition of my hank ac-
count makes it impossible for me to
send my check in response to your
request. My present financial condi-
tion is due to the effects of the federal
laws, state laws, county laws, corpor-
ation laws, by-laws, brother-in-laws,
mother-in-laws and outlaws that have
been foisted upon an unsuspecting
public and me. Through these various
laws I have been held down, held up,
sat on, walked on, flattened, squeezed,
and broke, until I do not know what I
mu, where I am or why I am,
These laws compel me to pay a trier-
chant tax, 'capital tax, excess tax,,
corporation tax, ga$ tax, light tax, wa-
ter tax, cigar tax, school tax, sytax,
liquor-tax and carpet tax,
In addition to these taxes I am re,.
quested and required to contribute to
every society and organization that the
inventive mind of man can conceive,
and organize. To the Society of •St.
John, the Baptist, Women's Relief,
Navy League, the Children's Home,
The Policeman's' Benefit, the Dorcas
Society, the YX,C.A,, the Gold Dig-
gers' Home, also to every hospital and
charitiable institution in town, the Red
Cross, the Black Cross, the White
Cross, the Purple Cross, the Flaming
Cross and the Double Cross.
• The government has so governed
my business, that I do not know who
owns it, I am suspected, expected,
inspected, - disregarded, examined, re-
examined, informed, required, com-
manded and compelled, until all I
know is what I am supposed to pro-
vide an inexhaustible supply of money
ATTENTION
Single Girls
Between 18-40
Here is your job opportunity
for permanent employment.
Dominion Woollens
& Worsteds, Limited
'`HESPELER, ONT.,
manufacturers of distinctive
Suitings, requires the ser-
vices of Machine Operators.
We will •train you for perman-
ent work at good starting •rates
of pay. Increased earnings poss-
ible when you learn your job.
Work is shift work. Hours are:
Morning shift-7 a.m.-3:30 p.m.
Mon. to Fri.
—7 a.m.-12 noon—Saturday
Afternoon shift-3:30 p.m. —12
m.n.—Mon. to Fri.
Shifts alternate every two weeks
Room and Board at minimum
rates is available at the Comp-
any's own staff house,
Group Insurance, Sick Benefit
and Hospitalization plans in
effect. Remember, too, our plant
is within easy commuting dist-
ance by bus and rail to your
district.
TRANSPORTATION PAID
WHEN ACCEPTED.
A personal interview at your
home can be arranged by writing
the Employment Supervisdr,
Dominion Woollens & Worsteds,
Limited,
HESPELER, ONTARIO
combed out with a Steel comb or
brush. If the first soaking fails to re-
move the paint, the process can be
repeated. Shellac brushes should be
eloped with alcohol, and whitewash
and calcimine brushes with water.
After most of the accumulation has
been removed, the brush should be
Scrubbed in warm water with a' mild
laundry soap—never with a strong
soap, The excess water should be
shaken out and the brush left to dry,
The bristles should be straightened
out with a scrub brush or comb before
completely dry, after which the brush
should be wrapped—not too tightly--,,
in ,heavy paper or cardboard to keep
the' bristles straight. If the brush is
dipped in paint before being fully
dried, the moisture will make the brush
soft and listless. •
DR. W. M. CONNELL
DR, B. N. CORRIN
PHYSICIANS and SURGEONS
Phone 19
.10•111•1111.16
ti
J. A. FOX
Chiropractor and Drugless
Therapist.
RADIONIC EQUIPMENT
COMPLETE HEALTH
SERVICE
Phone 191.
K. M. MacLENNAN
Veterinary Surgeon
Office — Minnie St.
Opposite and South of the United
Church.
PHONE 196
Wingham, Ontario
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Jas. G. Webster.
When a brush is being used every
day, it should •be. filled with paint,.
and wrapped overnight 'in several
thicknesses of paper or suspended in
a can of water, If used intermittently..
it may be suspended in raw linseed
oil or kerosene, If stored in turpentine,
the brush is likely to become hard, It•
should never be allowed to rest on the
ends of the bristles for any length of .
time, because it will become warped
and the flow,. of paint will be uneven.
With a hole at the ensl of the handle,
a brush may be suspended in the paint
from a rod or stiek across the edgeg“
of the can so that the bristles do not
touch he bottom. When put away for'
a period of time, the brush should be-
cleaned, thoroughly dried, and stored
with the bristles straight.
FUNERAL AND AMBULANCE SERVICE
UP-s;rAms RUNE RAL PARLOUR
A. J. WALKER
'PHONES 106 - 224 WINGHAM
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Imy back, lying in bed, I was at the
same time seated, note so comfortably,
on an unpadded section of surface on
the grand stand adorning the Wing-
ham ball park. Although it is true
ithat no two objects can occupy the
!same space at the same time, it is also
true that an e.hject, can occupy differ-
etat simultaneously and so ac-
Atintlish the seemingly impossible.
This was my ease then, though per-
:taps not to) precisely, and thus, al-
theu.1 my physical eyes were re.;ard-
iag thelljects in my o.ont. tnY
eye was enga...te.I in a survey c.f the
ball field and frAlniihz pictures ‘.4 what
tniat happen there,,.m. The things
that actually did happen were simply
apt' as my relation r.if them
will prove. The contest was about to
start: the unlit. had called batter up.
A hand-ome fellow ldsurely strode teh
the plate and began swinginu: his bat
with uncanny viw.nr. The pitcher
Rum: his first offerin ,::, the catcher
:.::rabbevl it and just a couple of Neeond s
later the battc.r swuutz. and or ernrse
'nai,.se,1: The second and third offer-
in4s ff,11.,wevi suit aml the catciier and
hatter repeated their behaviour, You
M emorial. Shop LI :triumphantly. The batter turned a
'Phone 256 R. A. Spotton fierce 'eye cin him and in a voice brim-
. :A onfl tion askol ""how' That".
FAO al $111t.Usitituri atirmrumnitr l,li Von a were struck out retorted the tamp.
shouted the uni t , almost