HomeMy WebLinkAboutTimes-Advocate, 1980-09-04, Page 4Some area residents may have to
become clock-watchers now that Earl
Guenther has moved into semi-
retirement. They won't have the almost
flawless punctuality of the 84-year-old
Dashwood man by which they have
been able to determine specific times
during the day that were marked by his
arrivals or departures.
For 70 years he served the area in
various capacities associated with the
mail and a variety of transportation
businesses. While he's already sur-
passed, by almost 20 years, the age
when most people decide to retire, Earl
plans to coast to a halt by maintaining
his rural route delivery until
September of 1981.
He far surpassed even the most
stringent meaning of the famous
"neither sleet nor rain..." Motto of the
mail courier and more than one area
pest office worker has had many oc-
casions to question how Earl's familiar
figure could loom out of the most
severe winter storms that seemed to
halt everyone else.
He is most reluctant to talk about
his experiences for publication, and one
can only guess at the stories that he
could tell about his eight decades which
span the horse and buggy era to today's
satellite mail transmissions.
Suffice to say, most people can only
shake their heads in disbelief when they
consider the man's constitution, depen-
dability and dedication.
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Canadian worries
A recent gallop poll netted some
rather interesting statistics on the
things that worry Canadians.
The major worry of Canadians is
health, while the financial problem of
making both ends meet finished a dis-
tant second.
Fear of unemployment was the
third major wprry of Canadians and the
fourth was having enough money in old
age.
Health topped the list with 35 per-
cent of those polled listing it as their
major worry. But following health,
economic related concerns were a ma-
jor source of worry.
Making both ends meet preoc-
cupied 23 percent of those polled while
13 percent were worried about keeping
their jobs.
Perhaps it is a sign of the times
that as many people are worried about
keeping the household budget in line
and maintaining a job as they are
worried about their health. But if
Canadians are worrying too much
about their socio-economic status their
health is, liable to deteriorate .in any
case. Maybe the merry-go-arOund will
never stop.
The same poll asked Canadians
what gives them the most satisfaction
and family and friends was a clear
winner. Health and work were a distant
second while religon, independence and
leisure activities provided satisfaction
to a minority.
What all this may indicate is that
healthy people with money who enjoy
good relationships with family and
friends, have few worries:
But where does one find these
people?
Two years enough
Recently, a recommendation from
another municipality in Ontario has
been making the rounds of nearly all
municipalities seeking endorsation of
the three-year term for municipal
council members instead of the present
two-year term.
On the one hand, some people think
that the three-year term would allow
councils enough time to settle in to the
job better without the extra expense of
an election every two years. However
some think three years is too long a
term, as elected officials would quickly
forget responsibility to the electors.
While one-year terms would cer-
tainly seem too short, three-year terms
are definitely too long, and during that
time the incumbents could really lose
touch with the taxpayers, particularly
on the local level.
The first year of a two-year term
d I lows the newer members to
familiarize themselves with the game of
politics, and by their second year they
are fully versed on the operation of a
council, and yet still fresh enough to
offer new ideas.
Should they not find council to their
liking, they may bow out gracefully
after two years.
At the provincial or federal level a
two-year term wouldn't allow a govern-
ment sufficient time to introduce and
enact legislation, before they would
start politicing again. But municipal
politics tends to run more on an annual
basis, because it is financed by yearly
property taxes and little advance plan-
ning is needed.
Although some money could be sav-
ed by only having an election every
three years, the amount is insignificant
when compared to the loss of the
democratic privilege.
Clinton News-Record
By SYD FLETCHER
I was visiting the intensive
care unit in the hospital. My
sister-in-law had been in a
serious accident. A dune
buggy in which she had been
riding had flipped over and
thrown her out.
Five minutes was the time
limit for me to' visit her,
Then my wife went in. I stood
in the hallway, not a little
shaken. It is not a good part
of one's life to see a person
badly injured in an
automobile accident. I have
to give the doctors and
nurses of emergency wards
a great deal of credit to face
such things often,
As I stood in the hall, I
leaned against a covered
stretcher for a moment
without looking at it. My wife
came out of the ICU and I
chanced to glance down,
From the corner of the sheet
protruded a small 'bluish
foot, that of a child of
perhaps eight or nine.
Hurrying from the
hospital, I could not shake
the sight of that motionless
small form from my
thoughts. Somewhere back
in that building a set of
parents would be coming to
grips withlthe terrible know
ledge that their little ..me
would no longer be with them
to annoy, pester, tease, and
love them, that tomorrow the
house would be strangely
silent.
At home I clutched my two
urchins to me, grateful for
the warmth that came from
their little bodies, more than
willing to forgive them of
any small imperfections
they might have, just happy
to have them right here with
me.
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Perspectives
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Dispe sed by Smiley
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55 Years Ago
Mr. John W. Taylor is
nursing a very painful finger
these days Mr. Taylor was
nailing steel laths on his
house when he fell from the
step ladder and came in
contact with the lath in-
flicting a painful wound.
A report from the Cen-
tralia Ladies Aid shows hoW
hard work can accomplish
great feats. Since the United
Church burned down in 1921
the Ladies Aid have raised
$4,110.44 towards furnishing
the new church, This amount
• will give the reader some
idea of the great un-
dertakings the ladies have so
successfully conducted.
Alfred E. Tennant,
veterinary surgeon who for
over 40 years has practiced
in Exeter, died in Victoria
Hospital, London after a
serious illness of pneumonia.
After an illness extending
over three years, there
passed away at her home in
Guelph, Mrs. Samuel Pert,
at the age of 68 years. The
late Mrs. Peart was before
her marriage Miss Marie
G. Horne, daughter of the
late Mrs. Horne, one of the
pioneers of Huron County.
30 Years Ago
Rev. H.J. Snell
representing the London
Conference, is in Toronto
attending the General
Council of the United
Church.
Exeter District High
School Board approved plans
for an agricultural barn on
the school property at its
meeting last week.
Starting Monday, Sep-
tember 25 adults haircuts
will be 65 cents, children 50
cents (on Saturday 60 cents.)
Exeter Chapter OES
marked the twelfth an-
niversary of its institution on
Wednesday evening with
Mrs. W.E. Middleton as
worthy matron.
Clayton "Dado" Hoffman,
62, a former member of the
famous Exeter-Zurich
. hockey team years ago, died
Monday night in Galt from a
heart attack.
Elimville church will
celebrate its 75th birthday on
Sunday, September 24.
20 Years Ago
SHDHS board agreed
Tuesday night to advertise
for another teacher. This will
bring the staff number up to
26.
Elmer D. Bell, Q.C.,
Exeter is regarded as a
strong favourite to become
the new head of the Ontario
Progressive Conservative
Association, reports indicate
this week.
Mayor R.E. Pooley
recently attended a practice
plowing session conducted at
Springfield, Elgin county, in
preparation for the Inter-
national Plowing Match
there in October.
Bill Mickle Governor of
Kinsmen District 1 flew by
jet to Vancouver to attend
the Association of Kinsmen
Clubs of Canada last week.
Hensall "Oddfellows"
Midgets ended a 20 year
famine for an Ontario
Baseball Association
Championship Monday night
when they whipped Langton
Lions 12-6 to win the all-
Ontario Midget "D" crown.
15 Years Ago
'An area boy, Ralph Bat-
ten, eight year-old-son of Mr.
and Mrs. John Batten of
Elimville was taken to St.
Joseph's Hospital, London,
Friday suffering a broken
leg. The boys was riding his
bicycle on Huron County
Road 6 when he was in
collision with a car near the
main intersection of
Elimville about noon on
Friday.
Council has decided to pay
auxiliary police officers at
the rate of $1.50 per hour
when they are called in to
work. This will only be in the
case of emergency and must
be authorized by the chief.
Enrolment at South Huron
District High School was up
74 pupils over last year to 846
on the first day of classes
yesterday. Twenty-two
teachers were on hand,
boosting the number of
teachers to 42, The new
principal is Douglas Palmer,
who came to Exeter from
Wiarton.
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Driver preoccupation can be fatal.
Ministry of
Transportation and
Communications
Ontario
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"I spent a month getting a tan on holidays and lost it when I opened the bills ."
making Canadian firms less
competitive, particularly in the
international marketplace.
While minimum wage laws
affect a limited number of
workers directly, every increase
may force other wages and
salaries to rise.
• The present system effectively
forces labor intensive firms to
speed up introduction of new
technology, in the process re-
placing people with machines.
• The hospitality industry
(resorts, hotels, restaurants)
would be more competitive,
perhaps providing more jobs
for unskilled people.
As a result, service in such
establishments would be im-
proved.
• Of particular importance to
smaller firms is the fact that
minimum wage laws raise the
cost of training unskilled work-
ers, And that's an important
item to consider at a time when
the major complaint from both
big and small firms is a short-
age of skilled labor.
Thousands of people oper-
ating smaller businesses in
Canada though, simply don't
' understand the need for a
minimum wage.
The reason: many smaller
retailers across the country
work a dozen hours a day, seven
days a week, earning even less
than the minimum wage in
their province.
But at least they do it by
choice.
Makes
Few people would want to rush the
aging process and in fact some spend
thousands of dollars to ward it off in a
cosmetic way as they pay for repairing
drooping eye-lids, sagging chins and
greying hair.
However, there is every indication
that booming business may suffer a
severe setback with the announcement
recently that the Ontario government
has come up with a plan that enables
senior citizens to get back more
municipal taxes than they pay this
year.
Some municipal officials, who ob-
viously spend more time checking on
such things than their civil servant
cousins at the provincial level, became
aware of the situation when senior
citizens asked them to fill out
applications for the new provincial
property tax grants.
One clerk used the hypothetical ex-
ample of a 67 year old farmer with a
small holding on which he produced $4,-
000 worth of produce - enough to qualify
for the 50 percent farm tax rebate. If he
paid $950 in municipal taxes he would
get a $475 farm tax rebate and the max-
imum $500 senior citizens' property tax
grant.
In total he would get back $975 on a
municipal tax payment of $950.
The two provincial programs
resulting in that bonanza are complete-
ly separate. The farm tax rebates are
related to productivity and income and
the property tax grants are not.
At any rate, there are probably a
number of area farmers who will
suddenly start feeling that they're 65,
No essay this week. No controlled,
clear, coherent concise evaluation of
some piece of trivia, as is my wont.
It's quite difficult to keep one's
brains unscrambled in a summer like
this. One day you are gasping around
like a newly-caught fish, trying to ex:,
tract oxygen from the humidity to re-
main alive.
Next day you are pounded on the head
with hail - yes, hail - or you go down to
the basement and there's a foot of
water in it. First couple of times I
mopped it up. Now, we just stay out of
the basement until the indoor
swimming-pool has dried up, by
evaporation.
Once again. we have discussed at
great length, what to. do about the
"patio". We call it that for want of a
better word, We have two French doors
leading onto the patio. The patio is a
pile of rocks, ranging from three
pounds to two hundred pounds.
It has no known purpose that we've
ever been able to discover. It has no
geometric or any other kind of design.
It looks like something a cross-eyed
architect, well ihto the grape, assembl-
ed one night with the aid of a bulldozer
and a couple of bibulous, but mighty
strong companions, in the belief that he
was re-creating the Pantheon, in
Rome.
And if you walk up the back path at
night, with no lights on, one of the
protruding rocks can give a hell of a rip
on the shin.
Scattered among the patio rocks are
bricks and half-bricks, pulled from the
wall of the house by a vine that is a her-
bivorious Incredible Hulk. By day, it is
a thing of beauty, making the old house
look like something out of a book of
Georgian prints of stately homes.
It must be at night that it turns into a
monster, snatching bricks with its
octopus-like tentacles and stuffing
age rewarding
although before they start searching
for records in the family Bible to sub-
stantiate their age, they should be ad-
vised that provincial officials are
scurrying about in an attempt to plug
the loop-hole that has made them over-
ly generous.
Examples of such bureacracy in ac-
tion are almost limitless it seems.
The city of Fort Lauderdale made
some sort if bureaucratic history by
passing an anti-pornography bylaw in
which every forbidden act was describ-
ed in minute and colorful detail.
The local newspaper refused to print
the document for fear of being
prosecuted under the bylaw's
proyisions.
Wortunately, the city's constitution
provides that a bylaw does not come
into effect until it has been published in
a newspaper,
There's still some question of how
that little problem is to be overcome,
There was also the case of the
woman in Texas who received, in addi-
tion to her regular welfare cheque, an
unexplained cheque, for $140.
She called the welfare office and was
told that, pen-ding investigation, she
should open a special bank account and
deposit the cheque, in case it should be
necessary to return it later.
The cheques arrived monthly for 10
months and were duly deposited, but
the woman then received a notice
stating that she was being cut off
welfare, the office having learned that
she had a bank account with $1,400 in it.
The examples do not all pertain to
them into its voracious maw, except
for those that dribble out of the corner
of its mouth onto the patio.
And let's not speak of nights. Four
mornings in a row I went out for my
post-prandial coffee and morning
paper. Four mornings in a row, I dash-
ed back into the house, white-faced,
shouting things like: "Call the cops.
Get the fire brigade. The Vandals are
here, and maybe the Goths. The Mar-
tians have landed. Gimme some bran-
dy."
Now my back lawn is not exactly
pristine and perfect, a classic
greensward. Let's say you couldn't
bowl on it. unless you were using
square bowling balls. It has its little
ups and downs, like the rest of us. Some
almost of ski-hill potentiality. But it's
mine, and I like it.
How would you like to go out and dis-
cover that a herd of elephants had been
grazing on your back lawn, during the
small hours? There were divots there
that Jack Nicklaus couldn't make with
a nine iron. There were holes that look-
ed as though they'd been made by
Mighty Mole. There was turf and grass
and dung all over the place. It looked
like a used car lot from which all the
cars had been lifted by a mighty
magnet.
Second time I saw it, I was cooler.
Elephants make bigger droppings than
that, and there's been no news report of
a band of rogue elephants. I figured it
was horses. But then I thought, horses
eat grass, they don't kick holes in it.
Third morning, I knew it was the
dogs next door, a couple of beautiful
Pinchyourman Dobers or something,
But they're perfectly trained and kept
in at night.
Finally, I knew. It was a kid I'd failed
last June, getting back at me in some
twisted fashion. I rapidly ran through
the group, mentally, and came up
. public, bureaucrats. There are some
which crop up quite frequently in
private enterprise, particularly with
the advent of the computer.
Take the case of Walter Stohl. He
received a credit card from a major oil
company made out to Walter Tohi. He
sent it back, pointing out that his name
was Stohl not Tohl.
When the replacement card arrived
(you guessed it) it was made out to Mr.
Stohl Nottohl. Walter used the card for
months, signing Mickey Mouse
whenever he bought gas, and was never
challenged.
He eventually received a corrected
card. •
It's said there's nothing new under
the sun and one of the contributions to
that department can be found in a play
written by Henry Fielding, way back in
1731, .in which he cited the folly of
lotteries. Much of it could have been
written today as governments and
private groups step up their advertising
campaigns and new lottery gimmicks
in an attempt to fatten their coffers,
The opening lines of Fielder's play
are as follows:
A lottery is a taxation
Upon all the fools in creation:
And, heaven be praised
It is easily raised -
Credulity's always in fashion.
For folly's a fraud
As will never lose ground.
against a brick wall. They were all too
lazy to do such a prodigious amount of
damage.
Next, we thought of coons. There are
some around. But no self-respecting
coon is going to be out there digging
like a dingbat when all he has to do is
whip the top off the garbage pail and
ragale himself on watermelon rinds
and tag-ends of pizza.
Fifth night, we left on the outside
light and I sat up all night with a brick
in one hand and a hockey stick in the
other. Nothing happened except that I
fell asleep about two a,m. and dropped
the brick on my bare foot.
Finally, as I should have done in the
first place, I brought my neighbour a
man on eminent good sense and wide
knowledge, over to view the vandalism.
He looked at me pityingly, as he so
often does. But he's not brutal. He led
me gently but accurately, as a seeing-
eye dog does with a blind person.
"You've had your lawn sprinkler on?
Quite a bit?"
"Well, sure. My grandsons turned it
on back in July, I turned the tap off, but
not the mainvalve.It's in the cellar. But
there's been just a little trickle coming
out of it for the last month,"
"Skunks" he stated succinctly. "The
water brought up those white grubs and
the skunks went after them,"
I wanted to give him an argument but
I couldn't find a thing to say. If it
wouldn't be a rotten pun, I might admit
I felt a bit sheepish. Sheep were the
only animals I hadn't thought of.
Anyway, the Water is turned off and
the skunks are off to ravagesome other
plot. I learned something, an achieve-
ment these days. And I one more
mark on the lengthy tally my grand-
boys must answer to one day.
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Mainstream Canada
The Minimum Wage
By. W. Roger Worth
Are minimum wage laws
reducing the number of jobs
that could be available in
Canada?
The answer is yes, accord-
ing to a recent study by two
university professors, although
earlier studies indicated other-
wise.
While the experts differ,
there is little question minimum
wages (now between $2.75 and
$3.65 per hour, depending on
the province) have an impact
on business, particularly smaller
firms.
Consider a few examples:
• Minimum wages may drive
up the overall cost of labor,
Roger Worth is Director,
Public Affairs,
Canadian Federation of
Independent Business.
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