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The Citizen, 2007-12-20, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2007. PAGE 5. Bonnie Gropp TThhee sshhoorrtt ooff iitt Memories and now ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! Another wretched Canadian winter sinking its icy talons into my chilblained carcass. More treacherous weeks of power blackouts, balky batteries, snow- bloated driveways and black-iced roads. I’m getting too old for this. Isn’t there some alternative? Well…there’s Arizona. Fate, being the fickle-fingered fortune teller she is, sent me a letter from a Winnipeg law firm last September. How would I like to speak at their winter retreat to be held in November at – I blink and rub my eyes to make sure I’m not hallucinating – The Westin Kierland Resort and Spa in Scottsdale, Arizona? Scottsdale. Part of the sprawling urban agglomeration known (inaccurately but universally) as Phoenix. Where the November daytime temperature routinely soars in the high and sunny 20s. Phoenix. Where Google tells me they’ve had a grand total of less than three inches of rain so far this year. Phoenix, where to explain the concept of falling snow to the natives you’d have to resort to CBC video footage and maybe sock puppets wearing ear muffs. A few days in Phoenix,Arizona for a winter- blitzed Canadian struggling through the nether end of November. How sweet is that? Kind of bittersweet, as it turns out. The airport gauntlet would bring any traveler down. It is the usual horror show of security rent-a-thugs ordering crippled geriatrics to take off their shoes while their cohorts gleefully pounce on such terrorist paraphernalia as eyebrow tweezers, crochet hooks and half-spent tubes of Ipana toothpaste. I watch a security goon suspiciously rub his grubby thumb over the war medals on the lapel of the jacket of a war veteran being ‘processed’. What’s he think they are – Al Queda grenades? He grunts and moves on to wand/grope the next patsy in the lineup. Not our finest hour, airport security. Scottsdale, when we finally arrive, is kind of odd. As Gertrude Stein once said of Oakland, California, “there’s no ‘there’ there”. The airport limo whisks us along wide boulevards that all look the same – here a palm tree, there some sage brush, and once in a while a cartoon-like saguaro cactus, looming up like a prickly pitchfork – all of it intersected by long chutes of concrete walls behind which squat, one-storey homes peek out. Scottsdale doesn’t have enough water to grow grass, so it substitutes a kind of pink gravel which gives the city the effect of a huge rambling terrarium. I half expect to see a giant tortoise rumble out on to the boulevard. The valley that Phoenix nestles in is home to nearly four million Americans, many of them refugees from snow-blasted states to the north and east. There’s also a fair representation of ex- Californians in the valley because houses are ‘way cheaper in Phoenix than they are in Governor Schwarzenegger’s fiefdom. Think the Grand Canyon State is all Good Ol’ Boys and Navaho reservations? Surprise. Arizona is almost 25 per cent Hispanic. One of the treasures of the Phoenix area is tucked into the hills and hard to find. It is Taliesin West, a house built by the famous architect Frank Lloyd Wright. It’s a treasure because it is unlike anything else you’re likely to see in the area – or anywhere else, come to that. Whimsical and surprising, at turns rambling and cozy, it fits into the landscape as snug as a cowboy boot in a stirrup. More important, Taliesin pays homage to the Native tribes that lived here for thousands of years before the white man came. The desert around Taliesin West has not been razed, paved and compartmentalized into tract houses – yet. It is here that you can feel the true charm of the land – the cacti, the desert birds, the stark, snaggletoothed mountains that rim the perimeter. And the spectacular sunsets. Yep, that’s why we’re all here – native Phoenicians and frost-weary Winnipeg lawyers alike – to get a taste of that lovely November sun. And winter’s the time to sample Phoenix sunshine. Don’t try this trick in summer. You really can fry an egg on a Phoenix sidewalk in August. TV film crews do it routinely on slow (hot) news days. How hot does it get? They hit 53°C a couple of times last August. That’s 125°F for the unconverted – hotter than Hell on anybody’s thermometer. And they weren’t just a couple of rogue spikes. My taxi driver told me that last summer Phoenix had 35 days where the temperature hit 110°F or over. Was it always this hot in Phoenix? No. Before it became the second fastest growing city in the country, Phoenix was merely infernally hot. Now, it’s insane. Thanks to the endless new acres of concrete, rooftops, and a maze of buildings that blocks wind, the summer heat gets trapped, reflected, and absorbed. Add to that the mandatory air conditioners (which kick heated air back into the atmosphere while they deplete the energy grid) and you’ve got an escalating nightmare. Move to Phoenix? No thanks. I’d rather live in Aklavik. Nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to fry there. Arthur Black What Christmas memories mean the most to you? What do you think about when you remember Christmases of your childhood? Over dinner one recent evening, my hubby and I indulged in a little retrospective sharing. Having reached a point where we often forget we didn’t always know each other, it’s fun to discover there are still things to learn about the formative years. I took the question literally at first and tried to conjure up memories specifically of Christmas Day. What immediately leapt to mind was, of all things, cabbage salad. My cousin and I, both quite far down in the adult pecking order of our family, were never overlooked by our maternal grandmother when it came to the holiday feast. She indulged our finicky palates with a bowl of grated cabbage, sans dressing and onions, and a bowl of Christmas pudding and rum sauce, without the pudding. The privilege was for no one else, making us feel not just happy gastronomically, but adored. Something so relatively inconsequential, yet it has stayed with me all these years. As I broadened my memories to include the season, I noticed it was never a monumental event or gesture that held greatest significance, but the little things done over and over. And it still is. When I think of Christmas I always think of the music. It played a big role in our family during my childhood. We loved to sing, as part of the church choir, in the car, around the piano or Christmas tree, or in the case of my brother, walking to the bathroom from the bedroom first thing in the morning. The beauty of the season’s songs captivated me as a child and still hold me in its spell today. They are on non-stop in my car, at work and at home. Another highlight was touring the well-to-do area of town to see the lights after our Sunday school Christmas concert each year. Decorating the outside of your home for the holidays was not something everyone did back then and the ‘fancy folk’ in town did it up right. Now, I make it a point to walk around town in the evenings and try to see the community’s efforts in brightening Christmas. They are appreciated, thank you. My memories too recall the ‘agony’ of Christmas morning. One gift could be opened before breakfast then it was off to church, where my childish attention couldn’t help but be diverted to what awaited me back home. As a young mother, however, I soon saw the value in prolonging the attack. Christmas is all over too soon. So following my parents’ lesson, stockings came first, then having gone to church Christmas Eve, we delayed the opening of gifts with cinnamon buns, clementines and conversation. As our family grew, the opening of gifts became a chaotic affair, until my civilized brother-in-law expressed disappointment that no one knew what anyone had received. Each gift and each person was worthy of everyone’s attention, he felt. Thus, gifts were handed out and opened one by one. It is something I have done with my own children from day one. Not only does it show a certain respect for the giver’s efforts, it also prolongs the special feeling of giving and receiving. Christmas memories are not just about special times that have been. The holiday we enjoy today is a combination of treasured memories and the ones we create. Other Views Too hot for this frostback Politicians in Ontario have to be noticing the way celebrities from the world of entertainment are able to draw attention to causes they take up and wondering how they can cash in on it. The entertainers getting serious are not necessarily as far away as U.S. actor George Clooney protesting against atrocities in Darfur and talk show host Oprah Winfrey boosting Barack Obama for president – it already is happening on a smaller scale and with less known personalities here. In the latest example, dishwashers and other low paid staff at a Toronto hotel last month won pay raises up to 18 per cent over three years and credited it partly to U.S. actor Danny Glover. Glover, Mel Gibson’s cop sidekick in the Lethal Weapon movies, spoke at a rally in support of the hotel staff and other poorly paid workers in sports stadium concessions and all four major daily newspapers in Toronto reported it. Three ran pictures of him at a microphone under headlines such as “Actor goes to bat for workers.” Newspapers do not run pictures of ordinary union spokespersons seeking higher wages. Canadian character actor Eugene Levy, who has a young relative who is autistic, held a news conference here to ask for a national strategy to help autistic children. His plea appeared in several newspapers and one ran a story and two pictures, more than some actors get when they win an Oscar. The papers had headlines such as “Funnyman makes serious pitch” and it could be asked whether they would have published this plea for autism sufferers if a celebrity had not made it. Actress Bo Derek, noted for physical assets in trivial movies decades ago and in one described as a perfect 10 among women, called at the legislature to denounce trafficking in exotic animal parts. Two papers reported her views, with pictures, and one headlined it “the only time a Queen’s Park meeting rated a 10.” Daryl Hannah, another actress from the past, helped launch a show here promoting energy saving. Most of the space in one paper was a picture of her waving, again raising doubt whether it would have reported the event at all if the actress had not been there. Singer and Juno Award winner Sarah Harmer was among residents of the scenic Niagara Escarpment who opposed expansion of a quarry there. A paper headlined its report “Singer’s group rocks plans of gravel kings” and began its story “Sarah Harmer won’t need to sing the Escarpment Blues any time soon.” It did not identify other opponents, indicating readers would be more interested in the entertainer involved. This was another protest that had some success. When four Toronto women raised money to help cancer patients buy a drug the province does not offer, news media wrote about actress Cynthia Dale and three friends coming to the rescue. Again it could be asked whether they would have reported on it if a well-known actress had not been a participant. Actors held a news conference at the legislature seeking help for the many struggling members of their profession. They sent well-known performers Fiona Reid and Sonja Smits to speak, not the poor, mostly young hopefuls who have to spend most of their time waiting on tables – and news media reported them. Aboriginal leaders – to cite just one more example – got huge space in papers merely by asking Hollywood actor Leonardo DiCaprio to come and oppose a new diamond mine in northern Ontario, after he made a movie showing harm caused by the diamond trade in Africa. One criticism often made when entertainers support political causes is they do not influence people as much as their ability to get their names in the media may suggest. But the actors and singers are showing an ability to inform the public about their causes others do not have, which has to help them, even if it does not always bring a happy ending. Eric Dowd FFrroomm QQuueeeenn’’ss PPaarrkk Celebrities succeeding in politics “Peace, peace is what I seek and public calm, Endless extinction of unhappy hates.” – Matthew Arnold Final Thought