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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2007-05-10, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, MAY 10, 2007. PAGE 5. Bonnie Gropp TThhee sshhoorrtt ooff iitt ALiberal woman minister has hit New Democratic Party leader Howard Hampton – it can safely be said — below the belt in the Ontario legislature. Economic Development and Trade Minister Sandra Pupatello complained Hampton said she does not do enough for her home city of Windsor when she was away from the legislature. She said he did not have the courage to say this to her face. Pupatello said she would like to take Hampton to an engineering company in her city and “get him some ball bearings so he can ask me a question in the House.” She drew cheers from Liberals for her suggestion Hampton does not have enough of those parts of the male sex organs jocularly equated with valour, which polite people normally do not talk about. Apart from being untrue, because Hampton regularly takes on the whole massed ranks of Liberals every day and revels in it, it was in poor taste. Conservative leader John Tory interjected that Pupatello may think she was clever, but if a man referred slightingly to a woman’s female organs in the legislature he would be in trouble. This is true – when a Liberal said not long ago a woman New Democrat debating passionately was having “a hot flash,” he was quickly and properly forced to apologize. Pupatello’s attack was not unusual, however, because her party suddenly has become prone to use words many consider offensive. Premier Dalton McGuinty’s government has launched a campaign to encourage people to turn off lights called Flick Off, but with two of its letters so close together it looks like and is meant to resemble a commonly used obscenity. Proponents said it is cutting edge and having fun with words and will appeal particularly to young people. McGuinty said it will not offend most Ontarians. But the obscenity is one most residents deplore and discourage their children from using and when McGuinty makes it the centrepiece of a campaign he inevitably makes it more acceptable. Some will say if the government uses it, why can’t I? The Liberals who control the legislature do not allow the obscenity to be used there and the implication is they are saying it is suitable for lesser mortals who don’t have as high standards. The Liberals also applaud their play on words as original, but anyone who has been around will recall about three decades ago a Toronto-made movie called Flick, whose most memorable feature was the title letters squashed together jumped off the page. McGuinty also referred recently to Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper as “that bastard Harper” and reporters felt he was not expressing wry admiration of some federal strategy that frustrated him, but annoyance. The nearest McGuinty previously had come to using a swear word was “frigging,” as in lamenting “frigging newspaper headlines,” a corruption of one of the most used obscenities, and he said his mother uses it. Until now the Liberals have barely been known for expletives. Progressive Conservative premier Mike Harris was a clear trail-blazer in this field with several comments. The Liberals are starting to catch up and this may be partly because the election is getting close and they feel a bit nervous. Some Liberals also may think they are being trendy and modern, but they will have to be careful they do not leave most Ontarians, particularly those who vote, behind them. A deserving performance My pal Henry has a good question. How come, he wants to know, the only people smart enough to balance the budget, fix our health care system, win the Stanley Cup and bring about world peace are all driving taxis? He’s got a point. Some of the most spirited (if one-way) conversations I’ve ever sat through have taken place in taxis. They weren’t conversations, really…more like monologues. You don’t want to get disputatious with a guy who’s careening through downtown traffic like Charlton Heston in Ben Hur, all the while tossing bon mots over his shoulder into the back seat. I’ve had cab drivers who know for a fact that Elvis is alive, that the U.S. Government is hiding a flying saucer in New Mexico, that the World Trade Towers were dynamited by Rosicrucians and the problems in the Middle East are all caused by unleavened bread. (“It’s zinc. Them Arabs don’t get no zinc in their diet. Give ‘em white sliced bread – problem solved.”) Ah, well. If Matthew Rothschild gets his way, we won’t have to worry about loquacious cabbies much longer. We won’t be able to hear them over the commercials. Rothschild is a 24-year-old whiz kid from Victoria whose latest brainwave is video commercials in cabs. Here’s how it will work. You’ll hail a cab, climb into the back seat, give the driver your destination, and just before he takes off – flip, bam! Down comes a DVD video screen out of the ceiling where the dome light used to be. Will the video screen offer baseball recaps, news bulletins, old Sopranos re-runs? No. It will play advertisements and nothing but advertisements. Rothschild is currently flogging ad space in 15-, 30-, and 60-second clips – and it ain’t cheap. A 15 second clip will set an advertiser back $750 a month. For a full minute the rate is $2,450 a month – and that’s just for the time. Advertisers will also have to pick up the tab for getting the ads created and produced on DVD in the first place. Right now Rothschild has six minutes of uninterrupted advertising lined up and ready to go, but he hopes to up that to 15 minutes, because he reckons that’s the length of the average taxi ride. Gee, I guess if you took a longer ride or got stuck in traffic you’d get to see the ads all over again. Is this idea going to fly? It already is. Rothschild, who is president of MegaMedia Advertisements, Inc., has struck a deal with the Yellow Cab franchise in Victoria, B.C. As of this month, 90 Victoria Yellow Cabs will be carrying DVD screens which, says Rothschild, drivers will be instructed to ‘activate’ at the beginning of their shift. So I guess that means that the taxi drivers will get to hear the advertisements over and over again throughout their whole shift. They must be beside themselves with excitement. But you’ve got to give it to Rothschild – he’s tracked down and cornered perhaps the last captive audience available – the defenseless taxi passenger. We’ve grown used to being hit in the earhole and the eyeball with commercials in airplanes and shopping malls, in fast-food joints and hospital waiting rooms. They’ve even got video ads in elevators for heaven’s sake. It was only a matter of time until the sanctity of the taxicab was breached. How did Matthew Rothschild come up with this umm, brainwave? Actually, he’s been working on it for the past two years, but the lightbulb came on for him about five years ago. “I was in the back seat of a cab and thought there had to be something to make the ride more interesting” he says. Actually there is, Matthew. They’re called windows. Call me a Luddite and a curmudgeon, but I don’t think I’ll be hailing any Yellow Cabs in Victoria anytime soon. I’ve got enough unsolicited commercials infesting my life. On the other hand, if it’s raining, and a Yellow Cab’s the only one around, I’ll hail it. And if the driver starts to try and tell me how the Maple Leafs could win the Stanley Cup – I’ll ask him to turn on the video commercials. Arthur Black Liberal minister hits below the belt Fiery crimsons, flaming oranges and hot pinks. The colours lit the sky through fluffy cloud cover or in a glorious blaze against clear, deepening azure blue. I spent this Saturday looking at sunsets, over and over and over, boasting their brilliant glory in different places and circumstances. Of all this world’s gifts perhaps none is more glorious than this sinking twilight display of power and beauty. It’s the day’s dénouement, another’s promise. The exhibit, Last Light, which opened on the weekend, features the work of camera buffs from the area and further afield. Some 50 photographs of the setting sun graced the shelves in a room of the Goderich Library, while about 150 others could be viewed in albums, creating an impressive display that will remain there until May 19. The exhibit is in memory of our family’s much missed friend, Sarah Mann, a young woman who loved to capture life from a camera lens. The world around us was one of her favourite subjects, whether it was in the bloom of a daisy or the setting sun. As I perused the work on display, I thought how pleased Sarah would have been that this exhibit had inspired so many to see what she always had — there are visions worth hanging on to. I knew that dimpled smile would be beaming about the fact there were people who had literally been chasing the perfect sunset to be part of this tribute to her. Then there were the others, people who had those perfect end of day, blaze of glory shots, but, weren’t exactly sure where to find them or which was the best one. These folks spent time looking through old pictures, an exercise that brings back good times and memories. Making the right choice required studying each ‘last light’ picture in detail, and with a critical eye. This is a pretty incredible world. Yet, often we are too busy to appreciate it. Granted the sinking sun is usually an impressive enough spectacle to catch our attention and our breath. But there are so many other things, subtler beauties, that we often overlook, forget or take for granted. When was the last time you let a sight stop you in your tracks as you hurried through this life? When did you last let the eye-popping beauty of a rose pull you in for a sniff of its heady fragrance? Do you really listen to your music, the dynamics, the power, or just let it float in the air around you? Do you simply touch a child’s hair, or do you take a second to appreciate its texture, the soft, silky proof of purity? It’s unfortunate that the good stuff isn’t like the bad, coming up to slap you in the face if you’re not paying attention. We are required instead to seek out life’s bonuses. The beauty of that is they are abundant, from the majestic to the minute, found in the skies above us and in the grass beneath. So, we all really do need to slow down and look at what we have. And I intend to practise what I preach. I will smell the flowers. I will run barefoot in the grass. I will look, really look at the faces of the people I love. And of course, there will be sunsets, each similar to the one before, but none that should be missed. The other evening twilight was falling as I ran around trying to accomplish a multitude of tasks indoors. Dashing by a window, I glanced and noticed a splash of crimson setting up above the horizon. For an instant I almost kept going. Then I remembered and decided I could spare the time. Such a performance, and I, come to think of it, deserved it. Other Views This cab ride brought to you by… Eric Dowd FFrroomm QQuueeeenn’’ss PPaarrkk Letters to the Editor THE EDITOR, On behalf of the Alzheimer Society of Huron County I extend appreciation to all the volunteers, donors and attendees who helped with the “sold out” fifth annual Forget Me Not dinner auction. Collectively we raised $12,200 for programs and services in Huron County for persons affected by Alzheimer’s disease. Cathy Ritsema Executive Director Alzheimer Society Huron County. THE EDITOR, Just a wee note to say hurrah to the Blyth Public Library in having the foresight to allow the Huron County Good Food Box space for a few hours each month. With 40 plus boxes of fresh, mostly local produce, it seems to have really taken off. Several interested volunteers show up to help unload and repack the boxes for recipients. Often library members return borrowed material and find more interesting books, music and movies to enjoy at home. With a situated like that it is a win-win deal for all of us. Patricia Ham Auburn School House 6-year volunteer at the Huron Good Food Box.