The Citizen, 2007-03-08, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, MARCH 8, 2007. PAGE 5.
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Ontario politicians have been trying to
dissociate themselves from organized
religion for years and they are now
being asked to give it a presence right under
their noses.
A New Democrat MPP and United Church
minister, Cheri DiNovo, says she will
introduce a resolution when the legislature
meets next requiring it set aside a room in its
main building where staff and visitors of all
faiths can pray, meditate or otherwise
celebrate their many different religions.
Representatives of Roman Catholics,
Muslims, Buddhists and Sikhs have said they
support this. DiNovo has been an MPP only a
few months after winning a by-election, but
quickly won a reputation by leading a
campaign for a $10 an hour minimum wage
that has taken off and knows how to get heard.
Liberal Premier Dalton McGuinty, when
asked, said he is receptive to the idea, but it is
an issue for the Speaker, Mike Brown, who
said he certainly is open to it, but MPPs will
have to decide.
But what else could either say? The last
thing politicians want to be seen doing is
preventing someone from praying.
But most MPPs increasingly have looked for
a separation between church and state, feeling
issues should be judged on what they see as
their factual merits rather than the precepts of
a religion.
The time also has passed when religious
groups had huge influence at the legislature.
The ultra Protestant Orange movement ran
Ontario for many years.
As recently as two decades ago a Roman
Catholic cardinal – Catholics had become
important – was able to whisper in the ear of a
Progressive Conservative premier, William
Davis, and get the province to fund Catholic
education until the end of high school.
But a more recent Conservative premier,
Mike Harris, when pressed by churches to
provide more for the poor instead of cutting
welfare benefits, shrugged them off by saying
they did not know the burden of responsibility.
Premiers used to stress they were ardent
churchgoers. The last Conservative premier,
Ernie Eves, let it be known he was an altar boy
in an Anglican church and his mother sang in
its choir.
McGuinty has not talked much of his
religious background, but his wife Terri once
said he is “a man of integrity, a true Christian.”
The legislature still starts each day’s
proceedings with The Lord’s Prayer and a
second prayer asking “God our Heavenly
Father” to guide MPPs. But there is increasing
recognition these are essentially Christian in a
province growing less Christian. Few MPPs
arrive in time for them, anyway.
MPPs overwhelming supported changing
provincial laws to facilitate same-sex marriage
after the courts ruled refusing to allow
marriage between two people of the same sex
was discrimination that breached the
Constitution.
Catholic leaders objected, saying the
conjugal partnership between a man and
woman is a basis of human society, and were
joined by Protestant fundamentalists, who
threaten to become the same, right wing
extremist political powers they are in the
United States.
The Canadian Conference of Catholic
Bishops has said it will meet Catholic
politicians regularly in their home areas to
remind them of their church’s teachings and
tell them they have an obligation to uphold
them in developing policies.
The recently installed Catholic archbishop
of Toronto, Thomas Collins, went further and
said he favours refusing communion to
Catholic politicians who do not follow church
teachings in their work, although only as a last
resort.
McGuinty also has offended two religious
groups, Muslims and Jews, with his so-called
Sharia law in which the province will no
longer accept rulings of faith-based courts in
family disputes because it feels they favour
men.
The request for a prayer room at the
legislature sounds insignificant beside these
controversies, although it could produce
complaints government would be giving
religious groups an inside track denied others.
Most MPPs probably would prefer it to go
away, but they cannot afford to be seen as anti-
religion and would have difficulty voting
against it.
Inconvenient truth
They say that back in the days of the
Korean War the first four English words
any Korean kid living in the war zone
mastered were: “Hey, Joe – got gum?”
That’s because (a) our soldiers were easy
marks and (b) they always had lots of chewing
gum to share.
Military leaders like to keep soldiers well
supplied with gum. They think that aside from
being a mini-treat, gum relieves stress and
keeps the doughboys alert.
This was one of my early lessons in the
inherent unfairness of life because back in the
1950s when foreign kids were walking around
chewing great gobs of free gum in Korea, my
teacher, Miss Sanford, was thwacking me
across the knuckles with a yardstick for doing
the same thing in her Grade 5 class.
Chewing gum was a no-no in our
classrooms – and understandably so, I guess.
In my early academic career I left my share of
well-chewed stalactites cemented to the
underside of a succession of school desks.
Teachers didn’t cotton to kids who chewed
gum in class. Janitors who had to chisel off
our deposits must have really hated us.
Funny stuff, chewing gum. Most people
assume it’s a North American phenomenon,
but Ancient Greeks had the habit too. They
chewed a gummy resin they scraped off the
bark of the mastic tree – which in fact is where
our verb ‘masticate’ comes from.
A few hundred years later the Ancient
Mayans took up chewing the coagulated sap of
the Sapodilla tree. They called their chaw of
choice ‘chicle’.
Around 1850 a Yankee entrepreneur by the
name of Thomas Adams imported a batch of
the sap and ripped off the name while he was
at it – which is how we ended up with Adam’s
Chiclets.
PR-wise, it’s been an uphill battle for
chewing gum. Teachers and janitors have
always deplored it. Puritanical types
considered it a morale-sapping addiction.
Some gloomy Gus physicians cautioned that
chewing too much gum would dry up our
salivary glands.
But the tide is slowly turning, and chewing
gum is finally getting some good press.
Experts now allow that there’s an upside to the
gum habit.
We know that chewing gum during flights
can give respite from painful earaches caused
by changing air pressure. We’ve learned that
sugar-free gum helps to neutralize stomach
acidity.
Now a cancer researcher by the name of
Julie Sharp says that chewing gum helps
patients recovering from intestinal surgery by
‘kick-starting’ the digestive tract. Gum, she
says, is a cheap and simple procedure that can
get patients back on their feet in record time.
Still not convinced that chewing gum is
good for you? Tell it to Frank Cauley.
That would be Flight Officer (retired) Frank
Cauley of the RCAF. On March 10, 1944,
Cauley and his crew were aloft in a
Sunderland Flying Boat over the North
Atlantic when they caught a German U-boat
on the surface, scrambling to submerge. They
attacked, swooping in to within 50 feet of the
sub before they dropped their depth charges.
They sank the sub but not without a fight.
The Sunderland was shuddering as a result of
major structural damage from the U-boat’s
anti-aircraft gun.
“We sustained a big hole in the bow of the
plane,” remembers Cauley, “and about three
dozen smaller shrapnel holes.”
They used up all their emergency leak
stoppers filling the gaping rupture in the bow,
but the remaining 30-odd small holes were
worrisome. The Sunderland was a Flying
Boat, which meant sooner or later it had to
land on the water. Those small, unpatched
holes could put them all at the bottom of the
sea.
You know where this is going, don’t you?
Remember what I said about the military
and chewing gum? Applies to the Canadian
military too.
Frank Cauley was one of a crew of 11 on
that Sunderland. Each of them carried – on
each mission and as a matter of course – a
ration of five sticks of Wrigley’s Spearmint
gum.
As the Sunderland bucketed along, the
whole crew started chewing. Hard.
“Fifty-five sticks of gum later,” recalls
Cauley, “we had plugged the shrapnel holes
with gum. We went up to 3,000 feet where the
gum froze.”
After that it was a breeze. They all made it
back safely to their home base in Castle
Archdale, Northern Ireland.
And Flight Officer (Retired) Frank Cauley,
RCAF has carried a single stick of Wrigley’s
in his pocket ever since.
Don’t blame him.
Miss Sanford? Did you catch that?
Arthur
Black
Prayer sensitive issue for government
Forget an extra hour of daylight. What I
could really use on any given day right
now is an extra hour, period.
Since winter made its belated but forceful
arrival, a 24-hour day just doesn’t seem to be
what it used to be for getting things
accomplished. I’m rising earlier to get to work
later. No matter how much time I allow it never
seems to be enough.
It comes down to inconvenience, of course.
Where summer allows me to scoot out the door
in sandal-shod feet and seasonal cool finery,
winter means bundling up in hat, coat, mittens.
In summer I fly to my car and in seconds am on
the road. In winter, I trundle through snow
drifts and glide across ice. Then after brushing
and scraping for interminable minutes I flop
into my car and take some time to thaw my
fingers before finally setting out. Even a trip to
the grocery store can be a test of patience and
endurance.
But we persevere and adapt. We are used to
inconvenience after all. Life tends to throw
plenty of it in our way. Careful planning
means nothing, because you can’t possibly be
prepared for everything that might happen.
How often have you looked forward to a quiet
day at home only to have it turned upside down
by an unexpected arrival, phone call or
request?
Occasionally, the inconveniences take on
monumental proportions. Illness or injury can
challenge us, actually altering our life,
sometimes permanently. And while calling
death an inconvenience seems a gross
understatement, there’s no question it throws
everything into chaos for those mourning a
loss. Daily routine can no longer be followed
for awhile and no wants to.
Usually, however, though inconvenience is
ever present, those we face most frequently are
relatively inconsequential in the big scheme.
The flat tire enroute to an appointment. The
lost eyeglasses. The spilled milk on a busy
morning. These are all nuisances that serve to
remind even when things are going well
nothing is perfect. For the most part we barely
take notice of the blip in our routine.
Not so, however, when that blip is electrical.
The hydro outage during last week’s ice storm
had me spending the pre-dawn hours in
contemplation of how useless we are without
power.
Certainly if the power is out for any length of
time, the consequences can take us well
beyond the point of inconvenience, and into the
areas of health and safety. But generally at
home if we’re left in the dark we can cope for
brief periods.
Work, however is another story. The first
thing I do when I come into my office is turn
the computer on. Turning it off at the end of my
day is the final adieu to work. There are things
that I can do if there’s no hydro, but they can
only be taken so far.
A power outage shuts down operations here
more effectively than holidays. The phones
don’t work, the fax machine is quiet and the
photocopier sits idle.
And worse yet, while no hydro keeps us from
getting the job done it doesn’t stop people in
other areas. So the e-mails keep coming, thus
when everything’s back and running, you’re
even further behind than you imagined.
It’s probably for this reason that, when the
office lights flicker, you hear a collective gasp,
followed by “Oh, no!” around the building.
What would be a few hours of candles and mild
hardship at home is a royal pain at work. It’s
one inconvenience that can actually add hours
to your day.
Other Views I forgive you, Miss Sanford
Eric
Dowd
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