The Wingham Advance-Times, 1943-05-20, Page 7THE BOYS ARE AT IT AGAIN
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• Prime Minister Churchill has arrived In Washing-
ion, D.C., from England, with a staff of military and
paval experts, to confer with President Roosevelt.
There is much conjecture as to what sort of surprise
they are concocting for the enemy. The president
LEFT, is pictured in this radio photo, with his guest
Prime Minister Churchill, in an auto as they arrived
at the White House.
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Physician and Surgeon
Located at the office of the late
Dr. J. P. Kennedy.
Phone 150 Wingham
HARRY FRYFOGLE
Licensed Embalmer and
Funeral Director
Furniture and
Funeral Service
Ambulance Service
Phones: Day 109W. Night 109J.
J. H. CRAWFORD
Barrister, Solicitor, Notary, Etc.
Bonds, Investments & Mortgages
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AUCTIONEER
REAL ESTATE SOLD
A Thorough Knowledge of Farm
Stock.
Phone 231, Wingham
K. M. MacLENNAN
Veterinary Surgeon
Office-Victoria St., West.
Formerly the Hayden Residence
PHONE 196
Wingham, Ontario
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docking at our ports and provide for domestic
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PROPHET'S ADDRESS
At the Easter High School Literary-
:Society meeting George Thomson
read the Prophet's Address which he
bad written. Due to lack of space we
have been unable to publish it and we
-now do so knowing that it will be of
great interest to our readers,
A prophet is in Webster's books
Someone who into the future looks.
.Address, the noun, is but a speech,
But this will into the future reach,
And so we grasp the crystal ball,
Which hangs beside as on the wall. .
The light shines in, and there grows
clear
_Familiar faces, old and dear.
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Offices: Centre St., Wingham
Osteopathic and Electric Treat-
ments, Foot Technique,
Phone 272. Wingham.
How Olive wows with her red
Bair,
And look who's perched in the very
front row,
Why him in a band Well what do
you know?
He's playing hot trumpet and now is
king.
Oh boy, what that guy can't do with
swing.
And get a load of that carefree "toot",
And that Paisley tie, and that toot
suit.
Unless you saw you'd never guess,
But it's Bill Galbraith, none the less,
Ann VanWyck is a famous name,
For-slie is known as the dame
Whose torch songs have the world
aflutter
And cause all wolves to groan. and
"Mutter,
Oh would that Annie were not wed!
But in .elopement she has fled.
Now with one man she'll ever stay,
Her theme being always "Night and
Day".
And so we bid a fond adieu
To the entertainment world for you.
But still the familiar faces come.
Of professional people here are some.
Jim Coulter is an undertaker
Who undertakes to take them under.
But now he wonders what in thunder
There is in life for a "taker-under".
Now sister Helen is a cook.
She learned it all from a recipe book.
But her bally pea soup it was a sin.
It was either too thick or else too thin.
But visiting England she quickly
found out
What making pel soup was all about:
Now they all eat her soup and say
"Hot-dog",
For it's just like an oozing London
Fog.
And there's George (Dick) Lloyd, who
has won his fame
At making gum, for shame! for shame!
It's made for people going to school
And rare's thnteacher it won't fool.
You spit it out and watch the clock
And in ten seconds it's _hard as rock.
And so to your pockets it never sticks;
Teachers like it too, and it comes in
sticks.
But again we observe the scene to
change
And add once more to our visions
range.
So across the Seven Seas we go
To catch a glimpse_ of people we know.
Now here is ,Miss Coultes, whose first
name's Louise.
She used to catch cold and she used
to go sneeze. -
But no more does this damsel have
trouble, for lo,
She has gone to Hawaii where they
have no snow.
Bill Abraham is a missionary
Who went to Africa quite wary.
He grew to love the natives though,
And took to wife a Ubangi or so.
Miss Eileen Dark has dyed her hair,
And is no more so white and fair.
To South America she has gone
To rest upon some Argentine lawn.
For long enough she'd walked the lane
In sleet and snow, in wind and rain.
And when it seemed there was nothing
to gain
And all her efforts were in vain.
And behind the counter of one we see
Old Pee Wee Norman, Bernice to
thee.
The sign that hangs above that- door
Is, you guessed it, "The Walker
Store".
If all these events are quite shocking
to know
Why there are a couple that won't be
found so.
For with all due respect, they are what
y,ti'd expect ,
If the facts you'd inspect. If we're
wrong, please correct.
Our old friend Jean Northorp is hap-
pily wed;
And over the climate no tear has been
shed,
For since that great day when she
heard the bells chime
Her life has been one long summer's-
time.
And Lois I3ateson has wandered far,
For she thinks there is nothing on a
par
With life Li the primitive, outdoor
way;
Among northwoods she'll always stay.
Doug. Fry has built a little home
And settled down °no more to roam.
He's in the munitions business now
Making Lewis guns, and how.
And- remember Marion, dark and
serene,
She wasn't too fat, and she wasn't too
lean,
And if for the name you still inquire,
It's O'Dwyer, who married a country
squire.
But this poor man had a tragic fate,
With another woman he had a date.
Then Marion took some measures dire;
Now everyone's saying, "Oh, widow
O'Dwyer".
Yet wipe away your tears each friend,
We're getting very near the end,
But first to Old New York we'll go
A,nd see who's there that we might
know.
In The Little Theatre off Times
Square
Is, Clara Leddy, without a hair.
She's playing tke leading role of late
In the Seven Keyes To Bald Pate.
And down across the border
By R. &SCOTT
Keeping Hollywood in order
Is Clara King, the movie queen;
She wanted to sing, she was awfully
keen.
But they made her act, which is in fact
The thing she did with the greateSt
tact.
But now she has thrown in the towel
And hitched up- herself to William
Powel.
And now the towel we must throw in,
For father time with bearded chin
Has just appeared in the crystal ball,
And holds a sign, "The End-That's
All".
LIONS CLUB HAD
PEPPY MEETING
(Continued from page one)
liberation, the jury returned and Lion
Ron Rae as foreman presented the
views of the jury which were approv-
ed by the Club. On being granted
a chance to speak, Lions French and,
Crawford excused themselves on the
grounds that the meal they had on
that particular evening was a good
meal and they secured it free,
At the request of the President, Lt.
Richard Roberts spoke briefly and
stated that the battle at Petawawa was
proceeding and he hoped that winter
would soon be licked Lion Dr. Red-
mond reported that he was glad to get
back from Florida. There were sev-
eral Lions Clubs in St. Petersburg,
but due to illness, he was unable to
attend any of their meetings. St.
Petersburg was a delightful place in
winter and the Chamber of Commerce
went to great lengths to see that every
comfort was provided for tourists.
During the summer season it became
very hot and when he left some .ten
days ago the temperature rose to 90'
in the afternoons There were 30,000
tourists there during the past winter
and some 250 Canadians were register-,
ed. He had the honour to be elected
President of the Canadian Tourist
Society for next winter . He told of
Mr.. A. M. Crawford's activities in
winning most of the bowling honours
and remarked that the Union Jack
floated along with the American flag
at the howling club every day. There.
was also a branch of the Canadian
Legion at St. Petersburg. He was glad
to get back again.
Sgt. Stewart Russell spoke briefly.
He told of being in Jamaica in 1941
and of the appreciation of the troops
when boats came in with parcels and
mail from home, The comforts sent
to the troops helped so much and he
urged all the Lions to keep tip the
home front and encourage the men
away from home, ; .
Lion Dr Ross as Chairman of the
War . Services Committee thanked
Lion Al, Walker for the use of his
truck in moving materials for the
Blood Donors' Clinic. Appreciation.
was also expressed for the services of
Jack Heal. Lion Ron. Rae called a
meeting of the Frolic Committee for
Monday evening to plan for the cele-
bration of july 12th in Wingham
Lions Geo. Northwood, Otto Gal-
lagher and Clayton Gammage were at-
tending the Lions' Luncheon at Har-
riston where .Lion Otto Gallagher was
guest speaker. It was agreed that
these members be counted as present.
The closing, song and Lions' roar
brought the meeting to a close.
They all are studes of Wingham High;
We'll tell you of them by and by.
And most are grads of forty three
That in our crystal ball we see,
Among the most famous of this group
is Norman Higgins who got the
scoop
On jitterbugs of world renoun
By starting to jive in the old home
town,
He discovered the life of a hep-cat
was grand
While listening one night to a hot jive
band,
When he bashed in his shins on the
old stove door,
And hopping around, stubbed his toe,
what's more.
He invented right then the Higgins
Jump
And went to the big-time from this
little dump, -
He now is a world-wide authority
In the Jam-A-Doodle symphony,
His most famous pupil and second
wife
Is Miss Shirley Chamney of early life.
She can really do a jumpin' dance
And the Polka too, if she gets the
chance.
But wait, new sights come into view,
And fate, worse luck for me and you,
Has changed the scene by measles
chance
Before dear Shirley starts her dance.
But as we look more carefully
There still are funny things to see.
In fact, we can hardly believe our
eyes,
For here •is many a big surprise.
A dance band leader, a trumpeteer,
A torchy leader, of these you'll hear,
For they are people we all know well,
So now'their story of fame we tell.
Craig Armstrong's dance band has a
rhythm
That has set the dance world in a
schism.
Some say, "He's good", some say,
"He's not."
But all agree, "He's awfully hot".
This "Crazy Craigy Rhythm" band
Draws monstrous crowds throughout
the land.
But the Maestro's trumpet isn't all
That makes for mobs at each dance
hall.
There's spinster Hingston-ah, lovely
grace-
,Doing song and dance in satin arid
lace.
And Casey Casemore too is there;
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To ride a mule for the rest of her life,
Now the moving scene comes close to,
home
From far across the ocean's foam,
And here is Wingham, just as before,.
Except that of people there are a few
more.
And the faces are new, but here and .
there
Are some people we knew, as the lady
mayor,
To coin a word, the town's "Mayorctt"
Is that dynamic Miss Betty Gannett.
And across the street form her big
office
Is Jack Merghen running the Post
Office,
He used -to like to play the same,
But now he is a little more tame,
The chain-stores all have disappeared,
And smaller. stores have reappeared,
Now they are owned by folks in town.
Whose bargains win them town re-
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