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FOR SALE — Two young registered
Yorkshire hogs, 5 months old, also
Durham Bull Calf, 9 months old.
Apply Rinn Bros., Phone 621R3.
FOR SALE — Good cutter with high
back. Apply to Alex Rintoul,
Wingham, John St.
WANTED TO RENT — Two small
rooms near main street for light
housekeeping. Apply Mrs. Ken.
Sinnamon.
WANTED — 15 cords of body hard-
wood, beech or maple 16" (furnace
wood) for U.S.S. No. 10, Kinloss
(Whitechurch). Tenders will be re-
ceived by undersigned up to Jan-
uary 25th, 1943, R. C. McClenaghan,
R.R. No. 5, Lucknow.
WANTED — Engineer fireman, with
Second or Third Class papers, for
woodworking plant. Good conditions.
Steady work. In first class south-
western Ontario city-12,000. State,
fully, experience, age and all partic-
ulars. APPLY TO nearest E &
SELECTIVE SERVICE OFFICE.
Refer to R. 0. 282,
WANTED COCKERELS — suitable
for breeders. Barred Rocks, Nei'
Hampshires, White Leghorns. Good
price paid. Also flocks to supply
hatching eggs for the 1943 hatching
season, Flocks culled and blood-
tested under Government Super-
vision free of charge. Guaranteed
bonus paid for eggs with additional
premiums. Write for full particulars.
Also wanted to purchase pullets,
Tweddle Chick Hatcheries Limited,
Fergus, Ontario,
TENDERS FOR WOOD
Sealed tenders, plainly marked
tenders for wood, for the supply and
delivery at Wingham High School of
20 cords of 16" body wood, beech and
maple, will be received by the Under-
signed up to January 23rd, 1943. Low-
eSt or any tender not necessarily ac-
cepted,
W, A. Galbraith, Sec'y,,
Wingham, Ontario.
TOWNSHIP OP MORRIS
Applications will be received for the
positron of Assessor for the Township
of Morris at a salary of one hundred
dollars ($100,00) per year. Al) ap-
plications must be in not later than
2 p.m., Rebrttaty 8, 1948.
GEORGE C. MARTTN,
Clerk of Morris Twp.
NOTICE, TO CREDITORS
ALL persons having claims against
the estate. of James Titynne late of the
Township of Morris in the County of
Huron, Fanner, who died on or about
the seventh day of August, A.M.1942,
are 'notified to send to J. CraW-
ford, Wingham, Ontario, on int before
the ,80th day of jaullati, 1948•
full pattiallats of their elaims it_ writ-ing. Immediately after the said 30th,
day sif January, the assets of the said
intestate will be distributed amongst
the parties entitled thereto, having re-
gard only to claims of which the ad-
ministrator shall then have notice.
DATED this 11th day of January,
A.D, 1943.
J. H. CRAWFORD,
Wingham, Ontario,
Solicitor for the Administrator.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
ALL persons having claims against
the estate of John Coultes late of the
Village of Belgrave in the County of
Huron, Retired Farmer, who died on
or about the sixth day of September,
1942, are notified to send to J. H.
Crawford, Wingham, Ontario, on or
before the 30th day of January, A,D.,
1943, full particulars of their claims in
writing. Immediately after the said
30th day of January, the assets of the
said testator will be distributed
amongst the parties entitled thereto,
having regard only to claims of which
the executors shall then have notice.
DATED this 11th day of January,
A.D. 1943.
J. H. CRAWFORD,
Wingham, Ontario,
Solicitor for the Executors.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
All persons having claims against
the estate of Abner Cosens, late of the
Town of Wingham in the County of
Huron, Insurance Agent, who died on
or about the sixteenth day of Decem-
ber, 1942, are notified to send to J. H.
Crawford, Winghatn, Ontario, on or
before the twenty-third day of Jan-
uary, A.D. 1943, full particulars of
their claims in writing, Immediately
after the said twenty-third day of
January, the assets of the said testator
will be distributed amongst the part-
ies entitled thereto, having regard
only to claims of which the executrices
shall then have notice,
DATED this fifth clay of January,
A,D, 1943.
5, H. CRAWFORD,
Wingham, Ontario,
Solicitor for the Executrices,
CARD OF THANKS •
The family of the late Win. James
Parish wish to extend their sh.sete
thanks to their many friends and
neighbors for the expressions of
sympathy and many kindnesses ex-
tended. to them during their recent
bereavement. Special thanks to Lieut.,
W. Bennett of the Salvation Army and
Dr, R. L. Stewart who faithfully stood
by in family need and sorrow also
those who so kindly loaned their cars.
IArthur; "So your new job makes
you independant?" i
Albert: "Absolutely, T get her/
just when I please after 5,"
any time I want Ware 8, and leave
CARD OP THANKS
Mrs. James A. Leaver also the
brother and sisters of the late James
A. Leaver take this opportunity of
expressing their sincere appreciation
to their neighbors and friends for the
kindness and sympathy extended to
them in their recent bereavement. To
those who loaned cars we express our
grateful thanks.
CANADIANS HEAD
TOWN LEAGUE
In the two games played in the
Town Hockey League this past
week the Canadiens have been on the
winning side of the score sheet. On
Thursday night they nosed out a Vic-
tory over the Rangers by the score of
$-2, Tempers were frayed in this
game but in the next game Tuesday
night the boys stuck to hockey and
the Leafs went down to defeat 6-2.
On Thursday night this week the
Leafs and Rangers will play and on
Tuesday next Canadiens and Rangers
tangle,
TOWN LEAGUE STANDING
W. L. T. Pts,
Rangers 1 1 1 3
Canadiens 3 0 1 7
Leafs 0 3 0 0
W. S. CERTIFICATES
SALES FOR OCT. - NOV.
War Savings Certificates Are A Good
Investment
War Savings Certificates are the
only securities in Canada free of in-
come tax. The investor purchases a
certificate for four dollars and in seven
and a half years receives five dollars,
representing interest at three percent;
The increase in alue of one dollar is
a capital profit and as such is not
taxable income. The tax free feature
means a return of over six percent to
many investors.
Sales of War Savings Certificates
for the month of November in Huron
County were $14,544 as compared with
$14,344 in the month of October.
Oct, Nov.
Blyth $ 384.00 $ 508.00
Brussels 368.00 560.00
1
68.00 72.00
3luevale 88.00
Ethel
6 Walton 156.00 258.0 6.000
72.00
1832.00 1256.00 Clinton
Bayfield 184.00
68.00
Varna 48,00
68.00 Londesborough
84.00
Exeter 1544.00 1604.00
Dashwood 224.00 328.00
Grand Bend 88.00 76.00
Kirkton 80.00 152.00
CreditOn -
Centralia 212.00 260.00
Goderich 3280.00 3944.00
Dungannon 44.00 40,00
Port Albert 36.00
1048..00 00 Auburn - Kintail 160.00
Hensall ........... 1044,00 776.00
Kippen, 180.00 164.00
1428.00 1106942..0000 Seaforth
Brucefield 220.00
Egmondville 20.00 32.00
Wingham 1788.00 1964.00
Bel,grave 68.00 52.00
Fordwich 108.00 116.00
Gorrie , 68.00 84.00
Wroxeter 296.00 176.00
Belmore -
Glenannon 12.00 12,00
Zurich 360,00 340.00
Hairdressers and Beauty Salons are
joining in a War Savings Stamp drive
this month. With your next beauty
treatment or hair-do — ask the oper-
ator to sell you one or more War Sav-
ings Stamps. Remember this month—
help the Hairdressers "Pass the Am-
unitio.n".
GORRIE
Told How Townships Were Named
On Wednesday, the Gorrie Wo-
man's Institute held their January
meeting at the home of Mrs. R. G.
Newton, with a fair attendance. The
president, presided. The meeting
opened in the usual manner with the
Secretaries minutes being approved as
read. Reports showing 12 boxes had
been sent overseas to the soldiers
with 22 sent here in Canada, from
many of which letters of appreciation
were read.
The programme on Historical Re-
search was in charge of Mrs. W. C.
King, with Miss Margaret Dane giv-
ing Current Events. Mrs. King read
an article on the tremendous advance
Russia has made in the past ten years,
along the lines of agriculture, in in-
dustrial production, in plastics, chem-
istry, physics, elecronics, politics, the
humanities. The result of the reading
being that within the month a dance
is to be held in the township hall
here, the proceeds to be turned over
to this amazing country — Russia,
Mrs. Newton, gave as a demonstra-
tion the refooting of a stocking, Sn
which she cut an adults stocking down
to fit a child.
Mrs, Shera read a poem, "So Long
as There Are Homes."
Mrs, King's topic in, keeping with
the programme was "How the Town-
ships in Huron received their names,"
When many interesting facts were
brought to light, Still following the
line of Historical Research, came a
parade of hats, when, front the past,
out stepped the bonnets of other days.
Added to this bit of humor were the
member's baby pictures which result-
ed in many cases to be a guesting
tOntest. Roll Call was responded to
by "My ilew 'Years Resolution". Vol-
lowing the closing of the meeting the
possible throughout the year, We feel
sure you will find it an evening well
spent for a very worthwhile endeavor.
Township Library Board Armoal
The Annual Meetinng of the How-
iek Township Library Board was
held in Gorrie Public Library with
Fordwich, Lakelet and Gorrie being
represented, Wroxeter and Belmore,
the other two Libraries not being pres-
ent,
The financial report showed the re-
cepits to be $262.23. The expenses
$105.52 and a balance on hand of
$156,71. The new officers for the
coming year were elected: Chairman,
Mr,' Isaac Gamble, Fordwich and Miss
Minnie McIllwain, Fordwich, Sec'y-
treas.
During the year over one hundred
books were purchased at a cost of
$94.00,
We are pleased to report the im-
provement in the condition of Mrs.
Jim Underwood who has been quite
sick suffering from pneumonia.
Mr. Mundell, Bluevale, spent a few
days last week with his son, Mr. J.
G. Mundell and Mrs. Mundell,
Mr. K. j. Hueston spent a couple
of days in Toronto last week.
Mrs. Norma Lawson, Toronto, re-
turned home with her aunt, Mrs. Ethel
Grainger, who spent a couple of days
in the city last week.
Messrs Harold Farr, George Hein-
miller and David Neilson left last
week for Fort William answering the
call for bush helpers.
Mrs. Harry Brown, (nee Evelyn
Lincoln) received' a cable from her
husband stating he had arrived safely
at an undisclosed port. Harry's many
Gorrie friends will be pleased to learn
of his safe arrival. Harry was on
the Gorrie School staff here a few
years ago„
Miss Annie Anger, Listowel, spent
the week-end with her parents, Mr.
and Mrs. Jim Anger.
Gnr. Harold Kiel, Petawawa, spent
the week-end with his wife here.
Pte. 'Wesley Gallaway, Petawawa, is
home on furlough.
LETTER RECEIVED
FROM PRISON CAMP
First Letter Received By Mr. And
E. C. Wellwood, of Whitechurch,
From Their Son, Norman, Who
Is A Prisoner In Germany
Editor's Note: This letter was receiv-
ed last week. It was written Nov.
18th, 1942, This is Norman's first
letter home since he became a pris-
oner of war.
Germany
Dear Mother and all:
I hope you Havn't worried too
much and I hope this reaches you
before Xmas. I am•a prisoner of war
but am safe and in good health and
am living in comfortable quarters with
other Can. and English fellows.
How are all at home? I want to
wish you all a Merry Xmas and Hap-
py New Year. Sorry I had not time
to arrange for gifts but I want you
to get something for youreslf and the
rest, Gordon, Jean and Dad. You can
send parcels and smokes but find out
from the Red Cross first. We get
parcels and the food is OK. • There
is an excellent library, games and mus-
ic. I will be able to write two let-
ters a month. Send some snaps of
the fathily and some of mine that have
returned to you from England.
My best regards to all, tell them
my new address and write often, Now
remember no worrying—keep happy
and don't work too hard. Get Gordie
something nice for Xmas.
Write and for now my loving wishes
and God bless you. Cherrio.
Norman Welwood,
0. E. S. OFFICERS
WERE INSTALLED
Mrs. H. McKay Installed Her
Daughter, Mrs. G. R. Scott, As
Worthy Matron
At the regular meeting of Huron
Chapter No. 89 O.E.S., on Tuesday
evening, January 12th, the officers.for
1943 were installed, The ceremony was
conducted by Mrs. J. H. McKay,
P. M., Mother of the Worthy
Matron-elect, assisted by Mrs. E.
R. Harrison, P. M,, as Marshall,
Mrs. W, F. Burgh-tan as Chaplain,
and Mrs. S. Campbell, P.M., at the
piano. A Patriotic Guard of . Honour
and Choir composed of Mrs. H. Sher-
bondy, Mrs, W. J. Adams, Mrs. Wm,
Murray, Mrs. M. Johnson, Mrs. Win,
Hamilton, Mrs, A, Walker, Miss
Verne Walker and Miss Lillian Fuller
added greatly to the ceremony,
The officers.,elect entered the Chap-
ter room preceded by the Guard of
Honottr singing "Jesus Calls Us." The
following officers were installed;
W. Matron—Mts. G. R, Scott,
W. Patron—Mr. nos, Gilmour.
Assoc. Matron—Mrs, W. W. Currie,
Assoc. Patron—Mr. J. A, Fox. „
Seey.—Mrs. T. A, 'Currie.
Treas,—Mrs, Clare Adams.
Conduettess—ilqrs, Wt T. tooth,
Speed Up Old Dobbin
ALL YOU REQUIRE FOR YOUR HORSES
CAN BE PURCHASED AT STAINTON'S
HARDWARE.
Horse Whips , • • • ... . . 25c, 40c, 45c, 75c, $1.00
Whip Lashes,,,.,. 0•0 ..• 45c
Whip Stocks $1.25
Horse Singers ... , I • • • • • • • • • • .. • .... • • • • • 5 0
String of Bells 6, ,••,. . . „ . $6.95
Team Bells . 25c, 30c, 85c, 90c
Stwart Electric Clippers $22.75
Hand Clippers $2.95
Raw Oil for Livestock gal. $1.25
Raw Oil for Livestock qts. 35c
Sheep Shears . $1,00, $1.10, $1.95
Pine Tar pts. 25c
Zenoleum Disinfectant, qts. 75c
LOGGING SUPPLIES
Crosscut Saw-51/2 foot ... . ... .. •
Simonds or Imperial Racer-5% foot
Saw Handles
Saw Wedges
Splitting Wedges
Logging Chains
Cant Hooks
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$7.95
pr. 55c
20c, 23c, 25c
$1.25
$3.75 $4.75, $6.50
$3.10
STAINTON Hardware
11/2 cents a word per insertion, with a minimum charge of 25c.
LIES IN KREMLIN
ti
Major Marina Raskova, ABOVE,
33-year-old heroine of the Soviet
Union, who commanded a regiment
of dive-bombers in the Russian air
force, was buried with military
honors in a wall of the Kremlin.
She died in the cockpit of her air-
craft, on her breast shb wore the
"Hero of the Soviet Union" decora.
Unn
lunch committee served refreshments,
To Serve Supper At Church Annual
The Evening Auxiliary of the Unit-
ed Church, Gorrie, met at the home of
Mrs. Harold Robinson. Despite the
cold stormy night there was a splend-
id attendance which is 'always Most
encouraging to those who spend so
much time and thought preparing the
programme for the evening.
The meeting opened with the pian-
ist, Miss Fear playing quiet music.
Mrs. E. Whitfield, president for her
second term then took charge. Read-
ing responsively followed by a hymn.
Mrs. A. L. Stephens gave a Secre-
tarial report for year 1942 also Treas-
urers report prepared by Mrs. Black,
showing allocation of $90. had been
forwarded.
Members were in favour of a hot
supper on the eve of February 2nd,
when the Annual Meeting of the
Church will be held, The Society to
have charge of tables and serving of
the supper. Every member is expected
to lie on hand to help.
The Society is also planning an
Afternoon Tea in the basement of the
church, February 13th, St. Valentine's,
when it is expected other organizations
will have their annual baking sale and
bizaar.
Rev. Mr. Copeland reported having
received letters of appreciation and
thanks for the Christmas remembrance
sent to the members of the Armed
Forces.
Rev. Mr. Copeland took charge of
the Installation Ceremonies. The of-
ficers for year 1943 responded by
reading the Pledge.
Mrs. Shera then took charge of the
meeting and based her talk on the
new Study Book "The Church in My
Community." How can we as church
members and citizens make Canada a
better place for this generation? Her
talk took the form of a questionaire,
with members and visitors responding,
Discussion was held on. work of the
church in regards to teaching of the
children. How the life of the child is
influenced thrOugh the teaching of the
Baby Bands, Mission Band, Tuxis
Boys, C.G.I,T. and various organiz-
ations. What benefit the child derives
from contacts on the street, in the
schools, Sunday School's and Churches.
Much was said on 'how the school and
church might co-operate in the teach-
ing of religion. How we as parents
are responsible for religious teacings
of the child in the home.
Mrs. E. Sparling spoke on the teach-
ing of the teen-age boys and girls. A
prayer for the teachers and leaders of
the schools and sunday schools was
read by Miss Margaret Dane.
Miss Dorothy Edwards spoke of the
need for leeaderS and labourers in our
church organizations, and asked that
each individual Plight ask the ques-
tion of themselves "Where can I be
of most service to my church and
community? Where can I hest serve?
The meeting closed with the sing-
ing a hymn and prayer, Lunch was
served by the hostess, assisted by
members of groin) 1,
The February' meeting will be held
at the home of Mrs. M. /twin with
group 2 in charge,
This year it is the aim of the Even-
ing Auxiliary to have every lady of
the congregation interested and willing
to help in some small way toward the
work of our Missionaries and-the up-,
keep and maintenate of our Church
in Foreign lands, where millions less
fortunate than ourselves are living no
doubt, tinder conditions hard for us,
here in Canada to visualize.
With this purpose in mind the
Society have divided into three groups
and .in this way we hope to reach all
members of the congregation. Each
and will receive a "Holiday Bell"
whereon each holiday of the year is
marked with a. place to in your- con-
tribution no Matter 'how small,
To those who were unable to alien&
the first meeting of the year, we take'.
this Opportunity Of inviting every one
to be .PreSent at as .m et as
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WINQKAM ADVANCE-TIMES
Thursday, January 21,. 164$6
Assoc. Conductress—Mrs, H. Mitch-
ell,
.Chaplain—Miss Marjorie Herd.
Marshall—Miss Norma Coutts,
Organist—Mrs, E. S, Copeland.
Adah—Mts, 11, E, Armitage,
Ruth—Mrs. E, Webster,
Esther—Miss Edna Carts
Martha—Miss Dorothy Deeans.
Electa--Mrs. G. L. Dunlop,
Warden—Mrs. J, McKibbon,
Sentinel—Mrs. C. Taylor, •
The Worthy Matron, Mrs, G, R,
Scott, was presented with a beautiful
bouquet of red mosses by the Chapter,
The retiring Worthy Matron, Mrs. D.
B, Porter, was presented with the
Chapter Jewel and the retiring
Worthy Patron, Mr, R, A, Callas, P.
W.P,, with a War Savings Certificate.
The Worthy Matron, Mrs, Scott,
presented her installing officers with
gifts of appreciation and each of her
officers and members of the guard of
Honour with Red Roses,
The closing of the Chapter was fol-
lowed by lunch and a social hour.
MARRIED MEN IN
FEBRUARY CALL-UP
Western Ontario To Contribute 1400
Men In February. 19-Year-Olds
Will Be In The List
Western Ontario will be called upon
to contribute about 1,400 men for
compulsory military training during
February. Call-up quotas have rang-
ed around this figure for the past four
months. •
Married men in the 19 to 25-year-old
age brackets will form a portion of
next month's call-up, as well as men
who have just turned 19 and univer-
sity students who have failed to make
.passing grades in their studies.
There is some possibility that'll sup-
plementary quota will be added to the
February call-up. These additional
quotas have been added during the
past two months to equalize slight
shortages in previous months.
While there has been no official
comment as to how long the supply
of eligible married men from 19 to
25 will last in this division, indications
are that a call-up extension to other
classes may be in the offing. The
supply of men up to 25 years who
were married prior to July, 1940, is
said to be definitely limited.
A recent announcement from Ottawa
that the draft of 18-year-olds was not
in prospect points to the possibility
that married men over 25 years will
form the next group slated for call-up.
ASH.FIELD
On account of the storm and bad
roads, the mail couriers on routes 3
and 7 did not get through with the
mail Thursday and Friday.
Miss Ellen Andrew near Zion, went
to Detroit Thursday morning, to be
bridesmaid for her cousin, Miss Jeean
MacKinnon, daughter of Dr. and Mrs.
MacKinnon, of that city, on Saturday
morning, .
Mrs. Roy Maige, 4th concession,
spent last week with her sister, Mts.
Will Alto.n, 9th concession..
Sorry to hear that Mr. Wallace.
Twamley, near Mafeking, has not been
well for over two weeks; suffering
from a weak spell. We hope to hear
of his recovery.
Mr. Cyril Campbell, 10th concession,
spent Sunday with, his mother in God-
erich hospital, 'Pleased to hear Mrs.
Campbell is getting along nicely.
We notice by the ,Gorrie News that
Mr. Elmer Famish was elected to the
Howick Connell with 421 votes, 2nd
highest. Elmer was horn and raised
near Kintail, until a few years ago
When he moved from here. He attend-
ed Scotts School, 10th concession.
Sorry to hear that Mrs. Mary Jane
Webster, boundary west of Lucknow,
has gone to Landon hospital to re-
ceive treatment on a fractured hip-
bone, which she received last August,
Miss Lorna Reed, daughter of Mr,
and Mrs. Sam Reed, west of Luck-
now, went to .Guelph last week, where
she will enter the probation nurses
class in hosPitaL
Miss Edith Johnston has gone to
Flint, Mich., to visit her sister, Mrs.
Dune MacDonald.
SALEM
Mr. D. L. Weir, Reeve for Howick,
is attending County Council in Goder-
ioli this week.
Mac Steurnol who was home on
leave last week-end from Stratford,
visited his parentS, Mr. and Mrs. Nel-
son Steurnol.
Mrs. James Harris opened her home
one afternoon last week to the Red..
Cross workers and a goodly number
of ladies were present and did some,
quilting. Lunch was served.
Mr, and Mrs. Harry Gowdy of the
B. Line, Howick, spent one day last
week with Mr. and Mrs. John Gowdy,
Mr. Jacob Cathers is still in a very
weak condition at the home of his son,.
Win. Alex, although advanced in years
we hope he may recuperate..
Mr. Thomas Martin is still under
the Doctor's care and we hope he may
soon be fully recovered.
Owing to the condition of the roads
the attendance at church here was,
small last Sunday.
Mr. Bertram Ashton, teacher of U.
S.S. No. 13, spent the week-end at his
home near oFrdich.
Mrs. David Cathers from near Gor-
rie, spent one day last week with Mr.
and Mrs. W. A. Cathers,
WROXETER
Women's Missionary Society
Mrs. Hector Knight opened her
home on Thursday of last week for
the January meeting of the W. M. S.
The meeting was presided Over by the
president, Mrs, Allen Munroe, "0
God Our Help in Ages Past" was sung
and the 744th Psalm was read respon-
sively. The president led in prayer
followed by the Missionary Hymn, "In
Christ there is no East or West." It
was an all menunbers program. Each
contributing a poem, reading, or short
address, including notes from. the Life
of a Missionary, Mr. Bingham, also a
talk on the writings of Bishop Ren-
ison. 'Mrs. Rae took charge of the
Clip Sheets which proved interesting.
The closing hymn was "0 God of
Love, 0 King of Peace," all repeating
the Lord's, Prayer in unison:
Douglas School Party
The party planned for last Friday
which was postponed, will be held on
Friday evening of this week, January
22nd. All arc welcome, Proceeds to
be used for war work..
Diner: "Is this a good restaurant?"
Waiter: "The very best! If you order
a fresh egg here, you get the freshest
egg in town, If you order hot soup,
you get the hottest soup in town. If
you-s." •
Diller: "I believe you're right. I
ordered a small steak,"