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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1978-08-23, Page 3They were given a tour of
the building where approx-
imately 50 South Huron
County Residents who are
mentally handicapped, work
at Woodworkipg, Maint-
enance, Kitchen duties,
Bakery, Crafts, Office Duties
etc. •
Lunch was enjoyed at
Grand Bend and then the
group visited, the , Huron
Country Play House and`saw
the Production "Picnic"
starring Michael Beirne and
Aileen Taylor-Smith.
Supper followed at the
Bayview Restaurant.
MISS CNEContestants from Huron and Perth
Counties from left are: Nancy Lupton, Stratford; Twyla Dickson, Gorrie
(Howick); Barbara Wein, Exeter; Kathy Bruxer, Seaforth; Jan Divok,
Clinton; Patricia MacDougald; Mitchell. Miss Niagara won the Miss CNE
title and was crowned last Wednesday. . • (CNE Photo)
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FIRST READING
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Gwendoline's lover makes
the transition easily from the
smooth glib-talking salesman
to the man who falls in love
with Gwendoline and helps
her to see life as it really is.
Heather Ritchie is alos
good as May Jacobs, the
prim and proper spinster
lady and an authority on
what should be done about
the town's "crazy lady."
Chris Kelk plays his role
well as Jud Wylie the man
who is a reflection for the
town's general attitude that
things they don't understand
-should be done away with.
It's an attitude which results
in tragedy for Gwendoline
and her lover.
In short, Kelk rounds out
an excellent cast of players
who bring to 'the stage* a
true-to-life drama which
shows the kind of destruction
that can result when people
don't understand or won't try
to understand their fellow
man. Gwendoline is a play
worth seeing the second time
around.
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By Marie McCutcheon
Forty-seven Institute
members and guests under
the guidance of Mrs. Harold
Steffler and Mrs. Ida Evans
travelled via NicholsOn Bus
Lines to the A.R.C. Indust-
ries at Dashwood.
(Continued from Page I. .)
improvement of the Baillie Municipal Drain.
Bylaws were passed to undertake the
following drains: Beauchamp Creek -
$198;563.; ,Branch 6th Concession-$50,000.;
Chester Baker-$34,833.; Love -$10,715.;
McDonald "B" - $29,073; McDonald "C"
and "D" $16,837.; -King - $6,753. for a total
of $346,774.
Council gave grants of $200 to the Mount
Pleasant Cemetery in Ethel 'and $740 to
the Grey Township Recreation Committee.
General Accounts of $8,959.55 and Road
and Bridges Accounts of $1_1,435.18 were
passed and paid.
Building permits were granted to Roy
Williamson—grain storage bin; James Riley,
implement shed; Maple Leaf Mills, poultry
barn; Nelson Sleightham, 'bunker silo;
Edwin Krauter, trailer; Bruce Wilbee, mink
barn; Gerrit Van Keulen, implement shed;
Max Demaray, steel granary; Murray
Cardiff, steel granary; Thomas Finch,
concrete silo.
Demolition permits were
granted to Harry Gillis, silo, feed room, milk
house; Edwin Krauter, house; Martin Baan,
'barn; John Baan, barn, hen house, house,
garage, brooder house; and Max Demaray,
barn.
Brussels WI tours ARC
Industries, sees play
Grey sees trailer plan
Sugar, and Spice
by Bill Smiley
Highway paranoia
Farmers win field
crop competition
K Cam bof Dubli nd d thefield Clare Veitch Geor e Wheeler John en am e P ju ge Your heading this week is misleading.
When this appears, Bill Smiley will be in
Rome or somewhere, tossing nuns in a
fountain. The perpetrator of the following is
Roger Bell, a young English teacher, poet,
motorcyclist and general disturber of the
status quo. He is also a wit, satirist of the
first order, idealist, lousy golfer, and
unusual farmer. His radishes look like red
softballs. Take it away, Roger.
I am, as Smiley stated in his • rather
flattering introduction, a novice motor-
cyclist, recently introduced to this liberating
and exhilarating pastime. Lately, however,
this freedom and excitement have becOme
tempered by all-consuming fear, and I am
falling victim to a psychological malady
called Highway-Biway Paranoia.
It happens almost everytime I crank up my
two-wheeled beast and ramble down the
roadways some idiot, in his four-wheeled,
gas-guzzling monstrosity attempts to verify
the natural law which states that, if struck by
an auto, bounce 12 times on his cranium
before skidding to a halt on gravel-gouged
hands and knees.
It has reached the point where I question
how most of these pilots of destruction
received their licences in the first place.
Some, obviously, were given the right to run
over anything, that twitches, in the days
when a driver's re.quirements consisted only
of being able to see the, end of his nose, and
having the ability to spit and walk
simultaneously. Others must have received
their permits from mail-order universities or
boxes of Crackerjacks. A third group is those
having connections high up in the Ministry
of Transport. The rest, I suppose, were
granted licences out of sheer desperation by
harrassed examiners who were afraid of
further risking their lives with those people
in future tests.
By now you're feeling I have an overblown
ego, "This turkey," you scream; "thinks he
is the world's best driver," I am. At least, I
have to feel that I am, in order to survive the
army of motorized )assassins who lurk in the
asphalt jungle surrounding my hotne..
This army haS all types 'of 'killers; each
trained, in his own Isp!ecial method of
annihilation.
There are the 'shales, those decelerated
demonS who poke along, waiting for some
unsuspecting victim to hurtle into them from
behind and get a mouthful of taillight.
At the opposite end of the spectrum are
the quicksilvers, who feel that dogs,kids arid
little old ladies are hindering them in their
atternts at setting a new land speed record,
The- gawkers usually inhabit country
roads. These are rubberneckers who,
slackjawed at nature's beauty or intoxicated
• by the aroma of fresh cow dung, allow-their
vehicles to meander drunkenly across center
lines, onto the shoulder, wherever.
There are also the creepers, those
timorous souls who. halt at atop signs, then
nose forward into traffic, and their black-
sheep cousins the ignorants, who feel that
God put them on earth to be aggressive.
Why should they yield the right of way? Let
the other slob stop.
We have the opposites, a curiously
contrary bunch who signal a left turn, then
swing right, catching unwary fools who
follow the rules by surprise. Occasionally !they
will cross up potential victims by not
signalling at all, then abruptly changing
direction.
Finally, we examine the just plain
malicious, those loonies who delight in
scaring the hell out of others by approaching
at Warp Factor Five from behind, then
tailgating for five miles. They gleefully
speed up when someone attempts to pass
them, leaving the passer stranded and fair
game for oncoming cars. They slobber with
joy when they can run a cyclist into the ditch
or squash someone's family pet. They are the
most formidable and dangerous road
opponqata because, instead of Veing in-
competent, they are irrational.
What frightens me more is that, instead of
declining, this horde of motorized maniacs is
proliferating. In view of this, I have &Ole
solutions for self-defense.
I could mount a recoilless -30 mm tank
cannon on my handlebars. Whenever. the
need arose, I could blast (the offender to
KingdomCome, and sail obliviously onward.
I could buy a war surplus tank and clank
fearlessly along, crunching snails and
opposites undertread, secure in the know-
ledge that whoever ran into me would suffer
more than I.
The government could come to my aid and
institute a new licensing system with only
two categories — Good and Bring in the
Ambulances. (Those drivers in the later
category would be required to have flashing
neon signs on their car roofs to warn good
drivers of their preience, ,giving, us time to
seeic aarictuary, '•
1 It is unlikely, however, that these
ablutions will prove acceptable to the powers
that be, so I Will continue my present tactics
of self-defense riding along with fear in -
my mouth and a wall of profanity around Me
so thick that a jet-powered ,Mack truck
couldn't penetrate.
crops in. Brussels this year and winners of
the 1978 Field Crop Competition were:
In Mixed Grain George .Pearson, Bill
Pearson, Rae Houston, Clare Veitch, Doug
Machan, Doug Hemingway, Ross Veitch,
Clarence McCutcheon, Lawrie Black, Ross
Higgins, Murray Houston, Neil Hemingway,
Donna Hemingway, Don Procter, Jack
Higgins, George Higgins, Wallace Black,
Tom Warwick, Jim Williamson, Keith
Williamson. •
In Barley: Jack Cardiff, Jim Bowman,
•
Gwendoline
[by Debbie Ranney]
Gwendoline, which opened _
at the Blyth Summer Festival
recently is a play interwoven
with themes of love, hate,
jealousy and revenge, all
centred around a small-town
eccentric named
Gwendoline.
Karen Wiens is excellent
as "The crazy" who can't
understand why the people
of small-town Kingforks
don't speak to her and won't
even look at her when she
talks to them.
In Pork Easton a character
played sympathetically by
Terence Durrant,
Gwendoline finds a friend
because he too was criticized
and joked about in his
boyhood because he was so
fat and lOoked upon ' as
"different" by the other
boys.
Tom McCatnus plays
David Easton with just ,,the
tight amount of passionate
en ion a boy who finds la
Gwendeline a spirit as Wild
and free, as his own and
,
Who
becomes hopelessly
infatuated with her which
leads to the play's main
conflict.
Steven Thorne who plays
Wheeler, Dave Wheeler, Murray Cardiff,
Bodmen Ltd., Ross Veitch, John Van Vliet,
Jan Van Vliet, Wayne Hopper, George
Procier, Graeme Craig, Charles Higgini,
Leslie Knight, Murray Houston, 'Graham
Work, Murray Hoover, Harvey Craig, Wm.
Coultes, Norman Hoover, Keith Williamson,
Glenn Couites, Jim Williamson.
To qualify for prizes,' 1/x a bushel must be
exhibited , at the Brussels Fall, Fair;
September 19 and 20. The competition is
sponsored by the , Brussels Agricultural
Society.
Is well worth seeing