HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1977-05-25, Page 3212 THE BRUSSELS POST JUNE 1, 1977
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DECORATION SUNDAY Decoration Sunday was
held at the Brussels Cemetery this week. The Legion
men and women,
Masons took part.
the Pipe Band, Rebeccas and
(Photo by Langlois)
Sugar and Spice
by _Bill Smiley
A gripe a week?
One of my colleages remarked jovially
the other day that I was beefing again in
my column.Another bystander chipped in:
"Yeak! A gripe a week; that's. Smiley."
Recently a lady wrote from Alberta and
suggested she'd noticed a note of cyniCism
creeping into this weekly epistle.
Party of the first part had some
justification. For about three weeks in a
row I was bitching about my sore back, my
dire rear, and my rotten car.
Party of the second part was reading
things that were not there. I am not, n ever
have been, and hope I will never by a cynic.
A skeptic, yes. I am about as deeply
skeptical as can be any man who has been
through a depression, 'a,war, a marriage, a
and several decades of` political bullrolar.
But I love life and people and my native
land too much ever to turn . into' that
creepiest of humans, a cynic.
Perhaps there was a sharper edge to my
bleating there for a few weeks. But despite
the flailing blows of life, I am not
downcast, dejected, or depressed, which
I'll prove by giving you a lot of good news
this week.
I don't have either cancer or tuberculosis
in my back. All I have is a little problem.
called "disintegrating discs". It's not at all
serious. It merely means you are falling
apart in the transmission system, like an
old car that looks pretty good but will
crumble into a heap of rust if you give it a
good kick.
Anyway, I think my d.d's began quite a
few years ago, on a deer-hunting trip,
when I carried for a half a mile a huge
hound that some idiot in another hunting
party had shot and badly wounded. The
dog was almost as big as I was and was
twisting and yelping in pain. I had a sore
back for a couple of years after that.
Whatever, I've got the d.d.'s (better
than having the d.t's) and it's not without
its advantages. I'm not suppoted to lift
anything too heavy. The Old Lady has been
putting out the garbage since I learned
about it, something I've been trying to
engineer for years. When she decides to
mol4 the furniture around, I give a little
groan and point to my back. It makes her
furious, and she's thinking of trading me in
on a later year's model.
As for my dire rear, it's completely
ended, no pun intended,
Some service station people weren't
radiant after reading my remarks about
Mechanics. But a number of friends and
readers who have suffered seVerely at the
hands of the modern-day highwaymen
assured the I was right on.
Some other good things have happened.
I got my income tax return into the post
office three hOtirS before the deadline, a
new record. It cleaned me out of every
spare nickel I had, but t that'S an annual
occasion. So we eat bread and beans for a
month. They're good for you.
By the time this appears, I'll have been
through the annual agony of going through
a hundred eager applications for one
English teacher's job, and the nauseating
busines's of playing God with young
people's lives will be over again.
I've practically caught up on my
marking, 'by igndring the hockey playoffs
and sitting at the kitchen counter with a
pencil in one hand and coffee in the other. I
counted today, and there are only a
hlundred and twelve essays, short stories
and bits of drama to mark. That's almost
home free.
But perhaps the best thing that's
happened to me in a coon's age occurred
last Friday. I had foolishly made an
appointment with a nose specialist in a
neighboring city.
I don't know shy. I must be getting
dotey. That's a perfectly good nose, It's
rather badly bent here and there, and I
can't smell anything. But if I ever have to
resort to spectacles, it will be an excellent
nose on which to rest them.
Well, as soon as the word ,got around,
the horror stories began coming at me. One,
guy swore they used an electric drill to bore
through the bone and gristle of noses like
mine.
Another, who'd had a nose job for sinus
trouble, contributed, "Worst pain I've ever
gone through in my life. He (the butcher)
didn't go up the nose from outside. He
slashed through my cheeks, inside my
mouth, and went up from there.
Dreadful!"
Two other birds who'd had nose jobs just
shook their heads gravely and winced,
when I pressed ,them for details..
Needless to say, I was a bit white and
skittery when the old girl and I got in the
car and headed off last Friday. I was
hoping the car would break down, as usual.
Dom' thing ran like a top.
X-rays under my arm, I crept up to the
reception desk and announced myself, so
faintly the young lady made me repeat it.
"Oh, Mr. Smily, the doctor's out of town
for the day. You were supposed to be here
yesterday."
Seems that the local doctor's office,
when my wife called to check on the
appointment time, made a beautiful
boo-boo.
We stood there in front of the nose
man's receptionist with vastly different
visages. My Wife was futiouS, Mouthing at
me silently,"Yoti coward, I'll bet you're
glad."
I don't know why she'd think that, unless
Child
it Was because I was grinning like an idiot
We made another appointment, but it's
not for a month. I'll think of something.
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An increasingly popular Jute
event in recent years jthe Seal
Lions Beef Bar-B-QUe and dance
this .year is set for June 17 and
again will feature Canadian Poll2
King Walter Ostanek and
During the nearly twenty yeas
since the band played its fl
engagement at the German'
village in Niagara Falls it h
attracted increasingly larger
crowds
Ross Ribey, who heads the
Lions Club committee coin,
pleting . arrangements for t4
Ostanek appearance here said ttio
title "Canada's Polka King", is
not just a name. It means
dedication, a promise to his many'
, many followers, that whenever
and wherever the Watler Ostanek
Band appears in public they4
always do their best to please and
keep their audience happy,
Tickets for the event: are
available at a number of Seaforth
business places and from Lions
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Weeklies worried
about access
to information
Deepening concern over a
trend towards more public
business being carried out in
private prompted, a meeting
Thursday of members of the Blue
Water Regional NeWspaper
Network.
,The meeting at the Huron
Expositor in Seaforth was
organized following incidents in
the Blue Water region in which
reporters have had , difficulty
gaining access to public
information. The seminar was
planned to help reporters who
cover meetings of elected bodies.
better serve their •readers.
Reporters and editors at the
meeting from The Mitchell
Advocate, The Clinton
News-Record, The Exeter Times-
Advocate, The Huron Expositor,
The BrusSels Post, The Wirigham
Advance-Time, The Goderich
Signal-Star and freelancers were
told they had the same right to
public information as the ordinary
citizen.
Under the Ontario Municipal
Act all regular meetings of
council are open to the public,
and no person can, be excluded
except for improper conduct. The
only exception is meetings of
committee-of-the-whole;
'However, all decisions of such a
committee meeting have to be
reported in open council.
No vote can be taken by ballot
or by any other method of secret
voting or the decision has no'
legal effect. Each councillo! must
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announce his vote openly all
individually.
Reporters were told the head of
council could call a special
meeting of council upon receipt of
a petition of the majority Of
councillors stating the purpose
the meeting and the time it willb
held. Special meetings may Ii
either open pr.. closed if mod
feels it is required by the public
interest. This has to be expresied
by a: resolution in writing.
Any person also has the right
under the Municipal Act to
inspect any records, booki,
'accounts and documents in the
possession of or under the control
of the clerk. Only interdepasV
mental correspondence' id
reports of officials of any
department or of solicitors maylP
kept secret.
Several reporters at Iii
meeting felt difficulties had
arisen between municipalillei
and the press because of )
misunderstanding of the
reporter's role. Some ouncils
may view the press strictly as 80
adversary while.,Vhers, think of
them as a publicity secretary,
they, said.
It was suggested •the presd
should explain that a reporter's
job was to sift through all the
information in a meeting decidial
what is most important to th
most people and use that as their
main story. Few people would,
read a story which listed all tlit
&tails '`of a meeting in chrona
logical order without regard 0,
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