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Fun with Signs
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International-type road signs, indications that give
their messages in, pictures not words, are becoming
more popular on this continent. It doesn't take much
of a humorous flight of fancy to read things into these
signs that may not have been their original intent.
For instance, these signs might be saying:
A. Get a Horse! E. Dry Martinis Ahead
B. Unorthodox Church F. No Red Cars Allowed
Ahead G. The Natives Aren't
C. Ban Half the Bombs Friendly
D. Gas Station Ahead, H. High Winds, Watch
Mommy Your Umbrella
I. Car Wash. Ahead
For what they actually mean, see below:
A. Horses Ahead
B. Traffic Entering from
Both Sides
C. Traffic Entering from
Left
D. School Zone
E. Steep Grade
F. Cattle Crossing Ahead
G. Tw$i-Way Traffic
H. Road Work Ahead
I. Caution, Road Ends
Near Water
mdshield Wipers
eed Special Care
Check for the following
signs of malfunctioning:
1. STREAKING — arcs
of unwiped moisture with-
in wiping area.
2. HAZING — a thin,
hard-to-see-through film
covering most or all of the
wiping area even after the
blade has just wiped.
3. CHATTERING — a
"stuttering" motion of the
blade accompanied by a
"chattering" noise as the
the
blade sweeps across the
windshield, witl. some ar-
eas left unwiped.
4. SCALLOPING — a
ragged outer edge in the
wiping pattern.
5. RATTLING — no
visible signs of problems,
but the wiper blade assem-
bly sounds as if it is very
loose. Predominantly oc-
curs in all-metal construc-
tion blades.
store
-Has the Products
o keep your Car, Truck or
Tractor Running Well
All Winter
Gasoline
Ail - Bulk or by the quart.
Frani Oil Filters - Most sizes.
Grease - Pail or Cartridge
Anti-Freeze. - For cooling.
Windshield Washer Fluid.
SEAFORTH
ph.FARMERS
CHECK THESE PRE-SEASON SPECIALS
B.FGoodrich BEL IED SNOW TIRES
G7 8 x 1 4 or 1 5 WHITEWALL $325 0
Fiberglas Belted
INSTALLED
REGOodrich
THESE ECONOMICAL SNOW TIRES CARRY OUR FULL "NEW
TIRE" WARRANTY
G78 x 1 4 or 1 5
WHITEWALLS
AVAILABLE NOW IN SNOW TIRES TOO - -
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Now get all th6se .important qualities at a time when driving con-
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Scruton's. We have most popular sizes in stock.
Silvertown
Radial
Trailma kers
GR70- 1 5
WHITEWALLS
$5750
INSTALLED
SCRUTOWS
TIRE & AUTO SERVICE
4824681i CLINTON • 238 ALBERT .St.
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