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Brussels Post
BRUSSELS
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Only at the Fair
Unfair competition
IC I were a young fellow, starting all over
again, I would try to finagle myself into a
job where I could take my holidays in
September, preferably stretching them to
about the middle of October.
These arc the golden months, in this
country. I know. I've lived here longer than
I care to remember. October is beautiful. ,
nut September is boutiful, beneficent and
'ilessed by a Higher Power. And I dont
mean the Hydro.
The other so-called summer months are
a pain in the arm. June is hot and humid
and mosquitoes. July and August are
impossible: stifling when you're trying to
sleep, or raining when you're trying to
ca
November is fit only for Remembrance
Day, when even* the birds weep, because
the overhead (clouds) is so low they cant
even fly.
December is a hectic, commercialized
mess, when you don't know whether yotire
going to have a "green' Christmas;
meaning dirty and sloppy and slushy, or a
"white" Christmas, meaning up to your
navel in snow.
January is a long, forbidding month,
something like a long, forbidding school
teacher, with a drip on his nose, frozen. It
promises nothing, threatens much.
February is shorter, but . sneakier. It
snows and snows and it gets colder and
colder. And'you get the 'flu and you get
sickening cards from friends who have
gone south for the winter.
January and February; unmarried,
spawn March. which is like something
illegitimate borne by a drab in a
ditch:Occasionally it turns out to be a
beautiful child, but nine times out of ten, it
is retarded,
. April, Browning, writing from Italy,
said:"Oh to be in England, now that
April's there." Maybe England. But
another poet, T.S,Eliot, must have been
referring to Canada when he said: "April is
the cruellest month." There's not much
snow left, except in the woods and
shadowed corners, but that's about all you
can say about it.
Then, as most of us know, conies May,
Ah, May, the burgeoning of Spring, the
little tender shoots coining out on the trees,
the still -warming up, the trout running,
stififitter just around the eornet.
Girls who have been hatted May must
be very capricious, May eatt be glorious,
wart a thawing of the frozen Canadian
soul,. a realization that you have once again
got through a Canadian winter without
committing suicide
This year, May showed her other Side, I
know a place not too far away where
anglers, on opening day, were casting their
lures onto a thin skin of ice, not water. And
the trout were runriing, alright. Right
underneath the -ice. There is no evidence
that any of them smashed up through the
ice to snatch at a lure. This year, even the
crows had a phlegmy rasp in their throats
when they cawed.
Well; that about takes care of the
Canadian calendar. I've already dealt with
the so-called summer months. Tourist s
and mosquitoes in about equal proportions.
The tourists get their blood sucked, and the
mosquitoes suck our blood.
If I had to choose betv..een a tourist, who
kicked sand in my face at the beach,
tail-gated me on the highway, and crowded
me off the golf course, and a mosquito,
who merely want ed a quiet four ounces of
my blood, I'd have a hard time choosing.
That leaves only September and
October. No tourists, no mosquitoes, no
snow. Just yellow sunshine, a bountiful
larder of the harvest, warm days, cool
nights when sleep is deep and sweet,
Everything is green, still in September , I
can visualize a fishing camp, good food, a
chilly swim, a fire and sweaters, good
conversation with good friends, a game of
chess, early to bed and up early for a try at
the fish, some books, no telephone, no
wife, no kids. If this sounds like male
chauvinism, it is.
This is perhaps one of the things the
more strident feminists in our midst
absorbed. Once in a while he must get
away from his woman. He's not trying to
prove manhood
that.
or
anything phychological like
He's merely trying to save his sanity.
He's sick, right to the heart, of hearing
what Mabel said to Marjorie and what
Marjorie is going to do about Jack, who
'rinks too much, and what Mabel is going
to do about her kid, who is smoking pot.
Maybe I'm a male chauvenist, but I'm
not a pig. I've changed, diapers, done
dishes, scrubbed floors, fed babbles, long
before Women's Lib became fashionable.
But once in a while I have to get away
from my woman, With the other braves,
and exchange male fopperies, foolishness
and far-oat stories.
Today we take a sauna bath. I'll bet that
a hundred years 'go, Ball-With-The
Buffalo's-Bunn and
Sneaky-With-The-Beaver took off for a
mo nth's hunting and fishing when they
And I'll bet they took it in Septe .
could no longer st and
White-Father and Mary Six-Babies
gossiping about their babbles. mber
A letter writer to the Toronto Star points out that
for forty years two U.S. magazines, Time and
Reader's Digest, have been bringing their U.S.
produced publications into Canada, stripping their
pages and columns of U.S. advertising and replacing
them with Canadian advertisements.
In the case of Time magazine, for instance, their
editorial material has been produced in U.S.A. and
except for their four extra Canadian - produced
sages, is essentially cost free.
Says the writer (who is the capable editor of a
prominent Canadian magazine): "No other country
in the world has allowed this kind of dumping
operation to take place against a native periodical
press".
Canadian publishers are not interested in being
subsidized, says this editor, but are definitely
interested in having the Canadian government
remove the unfair competitive advantage enjoyed by
the U.S. magazines.
In short, there are enough Canadian editors,
writers, photographers and illustrators to provide "a
vigorous, healthy, unsubsidized Canadian
magazine" in a fair Canadian arena of publication.
We might add our own challenge here. That is,
why has not the Canadian government present (and
past) had "guts" enough to meet and correct this
continuing competitive advantage given to these
U.S. magazines? This matter has been gone into on
numerous occasions in the past mentioned by this
small newspaper and in many other more influential
places in Canada. How about it, you Federal
Crusaders?
(St. Mary's Journal Advocate)
To the Editor
Eggs again
Dear Sir:
Never at any time in the history of
agriculture has the egg industry received
such a barrage of unfavourable publicity
from the Atlantic to the Pacific as it is now.
Front pages of lar ge circulation
newspapers have been devoted to "'rotten
eggs" and the high prices to the consumer.
Hot liners and TV comment ators have
been working overtime on the subject, too.
It has been a Field Day for Mrs. Plumptre
in her efforts to justify a place for the
Prices Review Board of which she is
Chairman. And a Cabinet Minister has
been arguing with the Hon. Eugene
Whelan, Minister of Agriculture for
supporting the primary producer in their
fight with increasing costs. Andre Ouellet f
Minister of Consumer Affairs,
has soddenly become an expert on poultry
management and the cost of producing
eggs,
Nine million eggs were plowed under as
unfit to eat. That, admittedly, should not
have happened, but it amounts to less than
one half an egg per person in Canada. One
half an egg could ; we are told, have been
sold to the public at -a cheaper price, That,
surely, would have reduced the present
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By Bill Smiley
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