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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28, 1974
,Serving Brussels and the surroundin, community.
Published each Wednesday afternoon at Brussels, Ontario
by McLean Bros.Publishers, Limited.
Evelyn Kennedy - Editor Tom Haley - Advertising
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Ontario Weekly Newspaper Association.
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LtglIFILO.
The rumor
- "Getting it in the paper" means a number of
things. For an organization planning a fund raising
activity, it can mean the difference between success
and failure. For an advertiser it can mean the
difference between profit and loss. For an individual
who ,has been the victim of suffering it can mean
consolation from readers who are informed of the
suffering and take sympathy.
But other groups sometimes think' "getting it in
the paper" will mean disaster, embarrassment or
failure. Sometimes they are correct. And sometimes
— for the general welfare — it is better that the
'enterprise \ should end in failure and disaster.
But sometimes these people do not want to "get it
in the paper" because they fear a setback or
controversy are wrong. They forget that their biggest
enemy - and a newspaper's only enemy - is the
rumor.
The rumor can be a terrible thing. It can make civic
minded intentions look like opportunism. It can
cultivate small controversies into massive ones.
Eventually it can even tear a community apart. But
the worst thing about a rumor is that its victims
never get to tell their side.
The rumor is a trial without a defence.
(Contributed)
Mistakes I
See a mistake on this page? Don't gloat.
There are no fewer than 4,367,428 chances of
making a typographical error on each newspaper
page, according to an article in the Canadian Printer
and Publisher.
With those kind of odds it is a wonder there aren't
more gremlins to disrupt the type each week.
Certainly there,are enough around to upset the staff
of this journal.
There are few occupations with such formidable
odds against achieving a perfect result. There are
also few occupations where errors are exposed to
public view with such regularity.
The wonder is there aren't more errors and a few
nervous breakdowns to accompany them.
The article also points out there are over 5,000
men and women engaged in producing weekly
newspapers in Canada which are read by well over
half the nation's total population. During a recent
year these same weeklies carried some $12,999,000
worth of advertising — presumably, most of it
error-free.
These figures point out the fact of the importance
of the weekly press and despite the chances of error,
the growing number of advertisers who realize it.
(Contributed)
Citizen knocks vandals
[Editor's Note:
Reeve Jack McCutcheon received the
following letter recently and made it
available to the Post for publication)
Sir:
I see by the B. Post the Council is asking
people to tidy up their homes. Is there
much use when a person works hard to
beautify it? Then some brats come along
and wreck rose trell', etc, etc. It would
accomplish something if Brussels had a
part time Policeman or else council get
after these vandals also patch a few holes
in the street. Thank You.
Some Concerned People
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Sugar and Spice
By Bill Smiley
11111WILIVIIMIO
I don't know about you, but we've had a
real whizzer of a summer. Just a mad, gay,
The Great Gatsby sort of thing.
You know what I mean. You've been
through it. Loitering by the pool with an
extra-dry martini and the gold girls
undulating past with so little on that your
eyeballs pop out and splinter your sun
glasses.
Enchanting evenings on the beach,
waves lapping, the fire glowing embers,
and just the twenty-four of you. Night, and
myster, and romance. (By the way, did you
ever try to glow an ember?) It's quite a
feat.
And speaking of feat, the only lapping
I've heard this summer is our abysmally
stupid cat lapping the sweat off my feet.
He seems to like it — probably he has a salt
deficiency problem — and I must admit it
gives me a str ange, perverse thrill.
Perhaps by now you realize that in my
own far from subtle way, I am suggesting
that we've had a bummer of a summer.
And you are absolutely, with
qualification, one hundred and twenty-four
per cent right.
Oh, don't think its been a complete
waste of time. We've aged two years in two
months, which is quite a feat. There's that
word again. Feet?
We haven't just been lying around,
watching the grass grow.This would, in
any case, be difficult, since it does not
grow after about the 20th of June.But the
dandelions are pretty, though short-lived,
and the wild clover has a certain charm.
No, we've been quite active socially. It
all started after Commencement, last June,
One of the teachers had a party.
Teachers, after Commencement, are
somewhat . similar to Magellan's sailors,
who, after battling six months to round
Cape Horn, find themselves a Pacific
Ocean and a tropical island.
It was a good party, as parties go, and
they go too long. However, as we say in the
game when we don't quite know what else
to say, we accepted a ride home with our
resident artist, who came in for some hot
chocolate and burned a hole in one of the
end-tables as big as your eye, when no one
was looking, in the process of plating out a
cigarette.
I think that started the summer on the
wrong foot, I seem to have a fetish about
foots and feet todaV and don't let it bother
you.
Well, to get back to our swinging
summer social life, it's been something.
We've been to a funeral and a wedding.
I've never had so much kissing in my life.
While the funeral was sad, in a sense, it
was also a family reunion, in another.
Nephews and nieces I haven't seen in
years. And four of the five Smileys all
together at once, for the first time in a
couple of decades. The wee Colonel was in
Germany. And the wake had a good touch
of Irish in it, if you follow me.
And the wedding was a pretty good shot,
too, even though we discov ered the happy
couple had been married several hours
before, due to some stupid, ridiculous
statute. I got to kiss not only the bride, but
her four older sisters, all of them former
students of mine. And their mother.
Also, as it was a Ba-hai wedding, quite a
few of the guests, ranging from suckling
babes to grandmothers, were former
students.
I like to see them and talk to them. John
H. is an artist who gave me, I think, a lucid
explanation of how he is trying to combine
the purely visual, the abstract, and his own
consciousness. John M., on the other
hand, was about to head for the west coast,
but someone was trying to talk him into
going to Germany instead.
, Margaret sang some songs that make
the ripples go up and down your spine. She
has granny glasses and a great grin.
Len is a grave-digger. Gets twenty-five
bucks a day whether he has to dig a grave
or not. He offered me a special deal, on
some wasteland behind the cemetery, In
September he's off to England to study
how to teach in a special school whose
theme is Awakeness.We should call our
schools Assleepness.
Ah 1 Great to be young:
Nonetheless, somebody must carry the
blasted torch. I've been swimming twice, I
have driVen past the golf club once. I've
been fishing once and caught three
crappies. My wife just broke three ribl.
We've been waiting for the roofer for three
Week.s
And tomorrow, we have our third big
social occasion of the summer. MY
daughter and her husband are arriving
with twenty retarded adults whom rliey v,e.
been retraining; for a picnic in the ba ck
yaid.