The Brussels Post, 1974-08-07, Page 2Wednesday, August 7, 1974
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Sewage
treatment needed
The Ontario government's Department of the
Environment has released a report, researched in
1972, which is very critical of the village of Brussels
for polluting, mostly with household sewage, the
Maitland River.
Now we are in no way condoning dumping of
sewage into our once beautiful Maitland and we
support the Department of the Environment in their
efforts to get cleaner water for all of us. But, we
would like to point out to the Environmental people
that the village of Brussels has been trying, and
before 1972, to get proper sewage treatment
facilities.
Red tape from various government departments
is one of the big reasons that sewage from Brussels is
still going into the river.
According to Reeve .Jack McCutcheon, Brussels
Council approached the province to have a survey
made on the need for sewers in the village in 1971.
Council has been working with various government
departments since then and a hearing was held a
couple of months ago on the proposed sewage
treatment plant.
The critical report may be evidence that one
branch of, the department doesn't know what the
other branch is doing. But there is not much point in
getting hot under the collar and blasting the
department when we are trying to do something
about our sewage problem.
The best way of looking at the critical findings of
the Department of the Environment is as a reminder
that yes, we are polluting the Maitland.
Surely after they've been so critical, Department
of theEnvironment authorities will be turning
somersaults to see that we get our sewage treatment
plant , now awaiting approval, and sewers as quickly
as possible.
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Sugar and Spice
By Bill Smiley
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I have a number of things to be disposed
of -this week, and the first is my wife.
Don't worry, I'm not going to put her in
the basement and cover her with fresh
cement.That's old-fashioned, and you
usually get caught.
I'm going to put her in the attic, with a
gag in her mouth, rolled up in a piece of
that roofing that will be left over after our
shingling job, which she ordered.
Now, I've nothing against women,
particularly, though I have generally, and
nothing against roofers at all, though they
charge too much and get you involved in all
sorts of side issues like louvres and
insulation and squirrels.
know what a squirrel is, and I've a
vague idea about insulation, but I haven't a
clue about louvres. I thought it was some
kind of an art gallery in Paris, but it turns
out to be a couple of holes up around the
roof so the air can circulate.
It's not that my wife has an extra big
mouth for a woman, but every time she
opens it, it costs me money. I had a
perfectly straightforward deal with a roofer
to put on a roof. That's what roofers are
for. besides taking them off.
Admittedly, not many people call up a
roofer and say, "I'd like my roof t aken
off." But, as a rule, they take off the old
one before they put on the new one. ok?
That's when the Old Battleaxe opened
her mouth. "What about the insulation?"
She wouldn't know an insulation if it bit her
on the kneecap, but she has this
subconscious desire to be an engineer.
The roofer is a fine fellow, but he wasn't
going to argue with a lady. lie agreed that
you can't have too much insulation. Then
he said, "1 guess you'd want a couple of
louvres?" I just nodded numbly. A couple
of art museums? Fine. Might as well go for
the works.
There. I've disposed of my wife, and I
feel better already. The blood is beginning
to recede from my head and go back to its
normal channels,
But I have a few other people to dispose
of, so let's get on with it. How about
Coca-Cola? I can feel the blood mounting
again.
Perhaps it's a Mistake taking on both my
wife and Coca-Cola in the sante Column.
They are both undisposable, if not
unclispensible. But my wife is much more
formidable.
Anyway. There is this fellow, Donald
Burwash, who works for Coca-Cola Ltd. He
is a pouncer. Not a bouncer, which we
don't need when we're dealing with soft
drinks, but a pouncer.
Whenever he sees. the word Coke written
with a small "c" , he pounces. He doesn't
get hysterical, but he does get a bit stuffy.
He pounced on a column of mine
recently in which the sacrilegious word, was
used twice with a small "c". Two of the
more than 100 papers using this column
sent me along his hurt letter of protest. Hi,
Harry Stemp of the Lake Simcoe Advocate,
and Hi, Mrs. Brebner of the Meaford
Express.
I hopeold Burwash didn't write the sante
letter to all the other -editors. Knowing
weekly editors, I'm sure, if he did, that
most of the letters wound up in the
trash-can.
I won't bore you with brother Burwash's
whole letter, which was almost identical in
both cases (sorry, Donald), because it is a
very boring letter. But here's a sample:
"Coke" distinguishes and identifies only
the product of this Company (large "c")
and we must of necessity be diligent in
safeguarding it against improper use lest
inadvertently, it loses its distinctiveness
and significance.' '
"Diligent
Ho How about that? "Of necessity"?
in
"Inadvertently"? That lafigsuaafgege ui dingstraight.
out of a novel by Dickens.
And do you think the word "Coke" is
distinctive and significant? Lest you
should ; inadvertently, think otherwise,
pray do not be deceived by the obtuse
ramifications of the unholy and insidious
myself:
H ow's that? can Write that stuff
Oh, well, BurwaSh old boy„ it takes all
kinds. But y ou're getting there, kid. On
June 12, you were Assistant. Secretary at
Coca Cola. On June 21, you were
Secretary, It must be that Magnificent.
Chtitchillian prose style.
In the meantime, is it all right if I burn a
little coke in my fireplace? Or should I just
cool off and have a Pepsi?