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Spring colts
Sugar and Spice
By Bill Smiley
Every year I look forward eagerly to
the last part of May and the first part of
June.
Once again the world is green, the days
are lbnger, it is no longer brass monkey
weather, the trout season is open, the golf
links beckon. Best of all, end of term is
nearing, holidays looming, and I'll be able
to forget those juvenile friends for two
golden months.
What more could a man want? And yet,
every year at this time I am frustrated as a
frog who thinks he's a butterfly.
There are a number of villains in this
particular tragedy. Meetings proliferate.
Eyery time I should be listening to the solid
crack of a drive or the lovely'clunk of a golf
ball going into the cup, I seem to be sitting
at a meeting, listening to some utterly
inane suggestion that yet another
committee be formed to look into nothing
or other.
Warm weather? Yeah, that's nice. But it
makes the students coltish, to say the least.
And in these days of permissive school
dress it can be totally confusing. There you
are, trying to teach the elements of
a unified, •coherent, and emphatic
paragraph. Aid sprawled right in front of
you is a young woman, physically, at least,
a veritable Daisy Mae, in a backless,
bra-less halter and a pair of shorts so short
and so tight they look as though they've
been put on with a paint roller.
Blank-eyed, she is completely lost to the
beauties of communication via the printed
woe d.Her thoughts are fixed on a different
kind of communication, the kind she's
going to share with Joe, When he picks her
up after supper.
The only part of her that is paying any
attention whatever to her English teacher
is her exposed navel, which stares at you
unwinkingiy:
End of term approaching? great. Put
What is this vast pile of paper beside my
desk? Three sets of term tests, two sets of
creative writing, two sets of fresh endings
for a play. I've tried staring at them'
malevolently. I've tried spilling toffee on
them. I tried dumping the ashtray on them
accidentally. But they 'merely smouldered,
like me. They won't go away. They have to
be marked. Not conductive to trout fishing.
Well, you'll say, these are minor things,
If Smiley was organized, he could cope
with these irritations, and still enjoy his
late spring.
True. But I haven't introduced-you to the
real beast on the roster. This is the estate.
Every fall, I get the place cleaned up,
„Last fall we put out ninety plastic bags of
leaves. I got a guy to put on the storm
windows, not because I'm lazy, or can
afford it, but because I'm too chicken to
climb a forty-foot ladder, with a forty-
pound window, in a forty-mile wind.
And this spring we've put out already
forty bags of leaves, left over from last fall,
pins another twenty bags of acorns and
twigs and there are still thirty bags stacked
against the side of the house.
I simply haven't time to do this work.
Besides, i< have this bad back, which gets
sore every spring, for some reason. It's
almost impossible to hire kids to do the
work. They want more than it would have
cost me to have somebody rubbed out, in
the Chicago of the 1920's.
So this spring, the .Old Battleaxe, urged
on by friends and me, took a whack at it.
Her previous help with the "yard" had
been confined to, "Bill, when are yeti
going to get this place cleaned up? What
will the neighbours think?" I'd haf e to tell
yott what I tell her the neighbours can
think, if they want to.
Anyway, after about five days of raking
arid stuffing bags, she burst out with,
"Dearie tne, Bill," (or words to that
effect), "this isn't a backyard. ft's THE
LAND." She felt like a pioneer, trying to
clear enough to live on,
I had 'rid myself of my old power motet
in a fit of gentle rage, when I couldn't start
it. You can't hire a kid with a power
mower. So I bought a new one., I got one of
my students to run it, only by threatening
that I'd fail his year if he didn't,
The lawn is cut. There are only eight
flower-beds left to rake and dig. And'the
storm windows are still on.
WEIWCSDAY, JUNE 12, 1974
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The new schools
The schools and students come in for a great de'al
of criticism these days, most of it because things in
education have changed so' radically in a very few
years. Almost a complete switch in educational
philosophy has taken place since those of us who are
over 25 last attended' school.
At first look it seems mighty strange and
appallingly loose and undisciplined to see an
elementary school class where children are playing
with puppets, talking to each other and reading,
(horror of horrors), all at once.
Adults who return to the high schools would be
amazed to see students questioning their teachers,
arguing with them and with their fellow students,
with maybe 60% of the class participating
enthusiastically in class discussion.
Yes, the days of children sitting silently in long
rows' in the schools is over.
As recently as 15 years ago, children should be
seen and not heard was the educational as well as
child rearing motto. Students in school didn't ask
questions, they answered them, quickly and in the
manner that the teacher prescribed.
The old days of education had some good points.
Spelling, grammar and arithmetic were learned
because it was drilled into everyone's heads. You
perhaps didn't= understand it but you "knew" it.
Some kept a spark of interest through all the learning
by rote and perhaps excelled and learned with
curiosity and liveliness - but many others became
discouraged and gradually dropped out, perhaps to
hate learning and reading and everything that
smacked of school for the rest of their lives.
Those who survived the old educational system
became highly motivated, skilled and well
diSciplined adults. Admirable, but the catch is that
those who failed to thrive got really nothing out of
education at all. In the old days this reflected society
as a whole only a few students would become an
educated elite and the rest would form an
uneducated mass.
Modern education, adopting the Hall-Dennis
report of several years ago, aims at educating
everyone, not just a lucky few, to her or his maximum
potential, dropping the emphasis on rules, discipline
and standards in favour of self realization.
It's difficult to Set one set of standards for all and
be democratic at the same time. Who sets the
standards and decides which is more valuable - art
classes or English Grammar drills? Is the school's
role to educate children so that they have the fullest
possible lives or so that they can earn a lot of money?
Our society and our educational system hasn't
really resolved the conflict here.
It has produced students with self confident,
bright enquiring minds in place of children who were
afraid to Open their mouths for fear of giving a
"wrong" answer. There are no wrong answers
students are told today. This philosophy is hard for
the rest of us to accept,
College professors arid some parents are
concerned that the new system is producing a
generation of semi-illiterates whO can't master basic
grammatical or mathematical facts: So what if these
students are articulate, they say, when they know
nothing to be articulate about.
it's a harsh condemnation of an educational
system and of our young people, We prefer the
noisy, creative and curious bunch of kids in our
elementary and high schools now to the cautious;
Cowed and silent crew that used to take Lid space in
the classroom. But hOW dad we tell them we admire
them? Many of them can't read!