HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1973-09-05, Page 2Stumps at the beach
Sugar. and Spice.
By Bill Smiley
Travelling is tiring. It's eleven
o'clock in the morning,
with, temperature in the
self-respecting tourist
stomping around' looking
something,'
But, my wife, is on: the 'bed having, a
snooze, and I rnytelf am almott relieVed'
that I have to write a column 'and don't
have to get out there and tromp.
About' tromping. If you're going to do
Britain, 'bring along your oldest, most
comfortable pair of shoes. that noise
you hear in the background is the barking
of thousands of tbUrist8' dogs as the
furriners wearily climb yet another flight
of stone steps,
We're in the middle of a heat wave
here in Chester. Back home it would
be just pleasant beach weather, bUt, the
Brits, who suffer stoically through the
normal rigours of their windy, rainy isle,
can't take the heat. ,
Thit morning's newspaper reportsthat
millions are fleeing to the beaches, that
reknit hotels are jammed, that the saie
of deodorants is booming, and that it is
expedted there will be ten million cars
On the roads thit weekend, Thank gOodnett
We're not touring by car. '
HighWayt are completely inadequate
for the volume of traffic. The' cars are
piled up in hundreds, about tWenty.feet.
apart, and when something happens, there
are usually fedi' or five cars involved,
An Enlithman on the train told me
that ',The trouble with England it that we
never do anything until our backt are to
the wall." He was commenting on. thOte
same highWayt WhiCh Were built for the
traffic of twenty years ago, with
no thought of the future.
Well., that 'S the way they've gone into
every war, twenty years behind the tithe's,
but they've managed to muddle thrtingh o so
far,•
Speaking Of
,
wars, it it driven home to
the tourist, throtigh' innUtnetable plaques
in castles and cathedrals and other public
plabet, what a tremendous toll of British
bled d was taken in the two great 'wars.
One plaque in the Castle in Edinburgh
reveals that one 8COttish regiment lett
'nearly 700"bifidert and almost 8,000
Other ranks in World War I.
Edinburgh Castle it a. fascinating
My -friend Dick WittingtOn
'
a history buff,
Walla go right out of his and Would,
have to be dragged away by the AcinStalitt,
larY when he saw the magnificent displays
Of ancient : and honorable uniforms, coats.
of weapons arid -Stith,-
the Bruce would be tollirig in their. graves as I chomped my the* mein On
the massive rock Where heroid deeds were done arid the course of history dhariged.
But I think he might' turn purple with
outrage had ne seen us eating-Chinese
food •up there on the great brooding
Castle. Rock. Even I 'had an uneasy
feeling that William Wallace and Robert
Chinese restaurants are common here,
but I dn't think. their food is as good as
.that ins. Canada, ',On , the. whOle., 7 I 'detest
the 'stuff, but My wife loves it, so I
wind up hacking at an egg roll when I'd
rather be getting into some Dover sole.
Food prices here are a little lower
than at home, but not Much. There are
thousands of tatty little restanrants, some-
thing like our ',greasy spoons". Poor food
badly cooked, litter everywhere, and
sloppy service.
At the other end of the stick are the
claSsy joints: excellent 'food beautifully
Cooked, elegant surroundings and four
waiters hovering. But you'd better be
well fixed with travellers' cheques if
you wander into one of them. •
there's not too much in between,
though most hotels, even small ones,
serve a decent^ dinner for about four
dollars. Bars have sandWidhet,and
the, good pubs have hot and cold jun-
d iet.
SoMething that irritates me no end
'is the coffee racket. You are served
an enormous three-course dinner, so
;-.1avitk. you can eat only half of it. Then
the, robbers Want eleven' or twelve pence
for a cup of coffee, EVen though I'm
dying for coffee and the meal itself
Was reasonable in price, that bit of
Scottish blood in nie makes me reflite to
pay about thirty cents for a cup of-Abe
worst doffee in the world.
That's ' about the only thing that
annoys me, and it's Childith on my part.
Generally, the English and Scots
we've come in contact With are the soul
of courtesy and friendliness. We've
not had a single unpleasant incident,
thoUgh I must adMit that the natives
have a penchant for doing most things
backwards.
Example. In London, fbOoked a room
in an Edinburgh hotel, I paid the 'agent
the full price for two nights in the hotel.
The hotel turned out to be the worst one
north of the TWeedi but ORA'S ariOthet
stoll. O.K. Checking out of the Edin-
burgh hetet, I asked for a reCeipt. They
wouldn't giVe the one.
OBilt I've . paid for the room", I.
eXpOttUlated, Sett, we 'Canna
gie ye a rrtedeipt, because ye. haveriii
glen us any moor. We hie only the
VotiCher,11 I protested velienienty but
Caine Up against thit, indomitable Scottish
mWrit that, hit held the thin red line So
any tunes, and had to retreat in diSarray.
Up the Scots!
Meanwhile, time for a half Of
bitter„ and a Creek' at Chester's EOMan
wall. Hii*Onq Walked it for thirty years.
a perfect day
80's, and any
should be, out
at a castle or
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gBrussels Post
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1973
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Letters to the editor:
July 30,1973.
Hi there Brussels,
• Once again, we would like to
extend our thanks foe helping
Make Our vacation another goodie.
We enjoy staying at the
Donald' da.bOOte camp, the fish6
ing, the peace and quiet and
your whole town in general,
The added bonus of
ing presented so well by
your young people Certainly Win
appreciated by Our three kidt.-
PrOtid you well may be of your-
selves,
Hope to be back again come
hill fair time, and thanks to
stiiphensons Bakery, diets start
again today,
The ROgert
LOndOn, Ont
P.S. treS, We got, a 'Op and he
Is A beent, thanks for
;your inqiiitiet.