The Signal, 1924-5-1, Page 6G i'iwr-guys May 1, 1924.
THE SIGNAL, — GODERICH, ONT.
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H. JANE
If Kidneys Act
- Bad Take Salts
Says Backache Often Means You
Have Not Been Drinking
Enough Water
1%'hen you wake up with backache and
dull misery in the kidney region it may
tnaan yet have been eating foods which
create acidls, says a well-known author-
ity An excesscif such acids overworks
the kidneys in their effort to filter it
from the blood and they .become sort of
paralyzed and luggy. When your kid-
n-ys ga sluggish and clog you must
relieve them, like you relieve your
boeels, removing , the bo.ly's urinous
waste, else you have backache. sick
• headache. dim spells: your stomach
sours, tongue is coated and when the
weather is bad you have rheumatic
twinges. The urine is cloudy. full of
sediment, channels -often get sore, water
scalds and you are obliged to :eek relief
-iw o c.r three tines during the. night.
Either consult a gond, reliable physi-
cian at once or get from your pharma-
ckt alsxlt font ounces of J.ul Salts;
take a tablespoonful in a alas, of water
before breakfast for a few da\ -s and
your kidneys may then act fine. This
famous salt. is made from the acid. of
grapes and lemon juice, comhined with
litho, and ha. been used for years to
help clean and stimulate sluggish kid-
neys, -also to neutralise acids in the
s. -tem, so,they nn Inger irritate. thus
often relieving bladder wrakne•..
^Jad Salts is ine.pensive, can not in-
jure end makes a driightfttl, efferves-
cent lithia-water drink. Drink lot. of
soft water. Hy all mean: have sour
phy.irian esamrne your kidneys at least
twice a year.
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SYNOPSIS
CHAPTER I.—In a has; hospital at
treullly, France, his taco dlaflgured be-
yond recognition, an American soldier
eerving In the French army attracts at-
tention by his deep despondency. A*ed
by the surgeons for a photograph to guide
them In making over his face, he offers
In derision a picture or the Savior, bid-
ding them lake that as* rnodel. Thep do
so, making a remarka6.n likens[.. '
'late young turn recnu orq 1111(1 al
Ily for an inaIint: turn grul11ally d
far -nosy ecpress,on crept into 141'
ayes: he started and canght hi.
hr. -nth.
"1'll let you 111.11t.' for yourself." 115
hronght out a flat Isotber wallet. trots
which he extracted u, tiny photograph
tarn trent an "Id pawpo.rt. "What de
yin think of that?"
•
Ilnrmtn scnn11,41 It snla'rflr•tail►,
"NleeJooking Inc. Who Is he?"
"It ons taken t years ago.' acid
111111ard. resting his elbow's (1n tht
tattle. "Yon ta•,wed to know how they
remetuher ane. vn 1'rt 'I us 111¢ yon
t'het'a r, 1•hnt0Gnrt.h of nae. Ilk„n Iwo
year. aro.'.
"luij.u' ilde"" Harmon snorted It
"That doe -it t 1. wok nay wore Ilk,. you
than . . . than i do: t,et's omit
the comedy; I'm talking business!”
The young man's mouth curled
'itn't 1.e mistaken. Mr. Harmon —
there's very little joking in me when
1 ever mention Syracuse." Harmon
shivered at the tone, but waved the
photograph In scoffing accusation.
"You're not trying to sit there and
tell me--" '
"I told you I was in hospital toe
[early a year, i believe," said Hilliard
idly. "It was shrapnel—across the
face. As • matter of tact i didn't
have much of any face left. But the
surgeons—they're pretty clever. Yes—
they're clever!" Hilliard's eyes were
needle points. "They make a man over
from his own photograph. in my owe
case I preferred it differently. So
when they asked me for somethlag to
use as a pattern In remodeling me 1
gave 'em this!" He tossed out a plc-
tnre postcard, soiled and frayed:
"Well, that's where the trouble began.
They cursed me up and down for a . , .
still that part of it won't Interest
your Ills eyes were blazing now. and
his voice shook with passion. "Natu-
rally i hudn't meant It as d—d
literal as all that . . . but they bed
me under ether before I could help
myself . . . and they went through
with 1t . ■nd cursed me some
more afterward . . , They couldn't
copy It exactly, of course. but they did
the best they could. . . . Gloated
over it! Took Infinite pains to make
It perfect , . . and sneered at me
i while they did It! Sneered—end
laughed. . . . Well, you've got the
results In front of you. That's what
I was—and that'* what 1 am! What's
your npinlon now?' The last sentence
came snarling through set teeth.
The broker's pupils had dilated
grossly; his eyes wandered vacantly
from the photograph to the postcard
and back !o 1(llllard'■ face. His whole
Imsglua'I"n was pinned down and
crushed; he swore softly under his
breath and wet his ops.
"It's a . . . , a miracle!" be stam-
mered. "A miracle!
"Phe photograph," said Hilliard
hanhlr "ie ,.,e w.v thaw r.m.ntt...
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Mandy: "Hu. -sum dat Y'
Eliza : "Ah went to one of dem
mcctin's to find out wtuah is at mats
a•, rrings wlint disappear'. an' all Ah
:.ods nut is dat malt necklace dhs-
a pt s'a rs."
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nee up ID Syracuse. Do you think
they'd ever recognize me soar
"11's • miracle . . . it's paralyz-
ing! .. " Hannon swallowed hard,
and looked down almost fearfully at
the time -worn postcard. 'There's so
Much difference . . . nobody'd ever
Think of It without knowing , . •
hut when you sent the original! . . ,
It . . . It knocks me all In a heap!
It's staggering! .end they did that to
you! ,lust to think they could do that
to you! , . . i've got to have •
drink!"
Hilliard motloned Impatiently, but
his fit of rage was slowly going down.
"Thermos no miracle about It at all.
It was good plastic surgery. If they'd
sent me out looking as i used to you
wouldn't call it a miracle, would you?
No. It's only what they did do that
makes It staggering. But It's clever --
oh, yes—clever! Aril you can see for
yourself how few narks of it there
are." He drew a long breath and man-
aged
ao-aged to smile again ; hut the effect was
shocking. for while his features were
composed andkindly his eyes were
venomous. "\fell. I certainly never
Intended to go to Syracuse again for
pleasure, but If there's enough com-
pensation, to pay for the risk ['m not
afraid to try It on . . • business."
Hie accent sent cold chills coursing
down Iiermon'. opine. "In fact now
that 1 think of It, 41 onght to be
rather amusing!"
The broker was striving to pull him-
self together.
"But why on earth didn't you have
'em use your own picture for a copy
"But Why en Earth Didn't You Have
Them Use Your Own Picture?'
1f they're as clever as . . .
' Oh r He stopped short and Ma chis
dropped. "Oh! Is that the aaswerr
"?es," said Hilliard, reclaiming the
two photographs. "There the answer.
I didn't mind starting over again.
only—" He sighed and Inhaled might-
ily. "Only take my advice, Mr. Har-
mon. and dog'[ lose your temper just
before an operation."
Harmon breathed more freely, but
her was still In violent Intellectual-dls.
tress. He round fees was vapid with
awe, dad he was toggueing his lips In
constant nervousness, for the complete
possibility of the situation was creep-
ing ever him.
'if that's the ease," be ventured,
"why . . . they surely needn't res
ognlse your name elthee Mr. Hilliard,
Bead they? I mean, If you had any
•MM of going bock to your home town
Incognito. as It were—"
"They wouldn't recognize anythlag
about me," egad Hilliard dryly. His
teeth, al owing at the moment, were
white and regular al a young weir's,
"Ws wool discuss that aids O.11 just
Bao, Ohmage. Ent 1f 1 go Net, rm
Siogafte--dad don't make any We.
.seta about IL is that quite ciearr
Karnes mellowed again.
"They'd recognize your voice.
wouldn't they r
"1 by to get used to this one my -
MIL romsthtag went wrong with my
.anal chords, and the antrum on both
sass. was hart; It geemed to have as
Woe like dogmatize( a sounding -board"
"s 1 Abad yes used to be Atter la
the tides, WW1 Too? Now about roar
g enas[ alms. ud so oar
"he taloa es twestr-dvs pomade;
my fate r a let thinner, but there's a
mosso. 11 Manu'[ grown ea m• ; It
wit n.anuflseturot ineldeahlly, while
I Irak at It my strides sbortmed six
amebae Mars another Ideat0100los
tone. cost In my kgs.. 1 dent m-
ealy Ira, hos--"
Iiiismoa was bs.umng low, led
B ushed wit! OEI4IImmet
"7h.r. roust. (*1 limes wen/se,
1
in I iinn,1 itlltely" Ow -yeti ----
from A,Iaua! "Thunder and lightning,
olio, n chino.•--tchot n chance! 1lnld
on --how twit ,lo you know the big
meas In Syracuse? %Veil enough tO
know what `their weak points ,are?
Weil enough to knew how to approach
'rm? Know Cullen? Know the Du -
mints? ts? Know Emhnw and McEachern
111141 Cooke? Know—"
"At one time," said Hilliard, with
midden tragedy In his eyes. "all those
purple son've Just named were shout
the closest friends 1 had In the
world."
"Well. if you've got nerve enough to
try to pass yourself off as a stranger,
why—"
"Just a moment!" The young man's
gesture, although calm, was never-
theless cunmtanding. "Now listen!
I lived In Syracuse twenty-sti years!
if I ever had any friends there I've
loot 'em now. -1--
"Whose fault was itr
"Whoa. fault? Don't make oto
laugh! The point 1s that my Menthe
and 1 aren't on speaking terms."
"Go ahead," sold Harmon, satisfied.
"Do they know' you went to Francer
"They don't know anything. I left
between two days. I've never written
anybody so much aa a line to tall
where I was, or what I was doing. I
went over on a tramp. A French lieu-
tenant got me Into the army, and 1
didn't give a d—a„.,whetber 1 got
killed or not—and'then I got this."
His hand was on lila cheek, where a
long scar crossed It. "And for over a
year i've been hoping that somehow,
some time, i could get back at a few
of those men . . . principally Cal-
len and Durant and McRaeLern. Get
back hard—you understand! Pefiaps
this suggestion of yours will give me
the opening. Perhaps It will. That's
what Pm wondering. I'm thinking it
over. That's all."
Harmon controlled htmplf; his
voice. when It came, was low and
seductive.
"Well," he wild, "could you get back
any harder at people who haven't
treated you right than by going back
up there and making good? By put-
ting something over on'em- something
big, you understand -end making
those fellows look cheap? That's bet-
ter than using a club on 'rm, tsn't It?
Coals of fire, man, coals of firer Show
'em what you can do --and take your
satisfaction in that. Don't fight your
eaemles—you doa't have to! Make a
profit out of 'mil And then . . .
oh well, I don't care what you do after
that—come not In the open and give
'em the ha-ha or not, Just as you like.
Could anything be a neater little come-
back than that? More sort of Biblical
and thorough? Poetic justice? Gould
It?"
Hilliard was still alert and rigid.
"There's a good selling argument?
And something good to della"
"As straight as a shoestring, and as
ogre 11 youre a foot high. And 11
you can't do business on this bails,
you couldn't will gold eagles for a
dollar apiece! That's fiatr
"Su I could go back—and honestly
make good? All the way? Prove what
I an dot And not have any back-
fire In It?"
"And have a chance," said Harmon,
nodding, "to pot yourself In right
again. That's what my whole Idea
was. If you're gotng to cash in on
your hard luck, boy, you've got to
speak up. That's my policy. Cash in
on this thing the doctors did for yon!
Dire play It together, son. If Its n
sort of whitewashing you want, 111
help you. I don't can a continental
what you did to get In wrong In Syra-
cuse—It's success that counts. Noes.
Ing else but success. Is 1t a bar
gaiter
Hilliard shat his teeth tight; re-
flected; yielded abruptly.
"Ws a bargain r he said. "rm with
you !'
"Good! Now—'
"One moment! lora be frank with
each other. Don't get any Impresslee
that I've done anything that's—"
"Mr. Hilliard, you don't have to talk
Ilk• that to mill I've had you sized
up from the start, haven't Ir'
"Yes, but i wasted you to know—"
"Bet i do know, son! 1VIId oats,
sort of. Am i right, or am I wrong?
That's why 1m banking on you. Peo-
ple
eople turned up their noses, maybe. Said
things. Gossip. I know that sort of
business. And you're sore—naturally.
Well, this'll poultice everybody, in-
clpding yourself. Go on back to your
old friends. You're a new man; they -
won't knew you. Make 'em new friends
--and there you are. Oh, here's an-
other suggestion. What would you
may to no salary at alt, twenty per cent
commleelon, and no limit to your ex-
pense account? But you pay back
half of your expenors out of your
earned Commissions. On -may, a three
months' tryout. How does that strike
your
"?t - . . why. I don't see what
you're driving at."
"Because," said Harmon, "you're
worth. more than 1 thought you were.
How do i know' I've watched your
eyes, eon! You're going Into Symms*
with the finest plan, the finest front
and the finest opportunity I've ever
dreamed of In all my life! And be-
sides that, you've got a spur that even
i couldn't give you. . . . How are
you Heed for nioneyr
"i'm net fixed at all. Pin broke."
Harmon fished for his bill -book, and
folded two sober Into a small com-
pass.
"Hegel Blad the bargain. Dotal
weery--it's an advance. 1 know who
1 as trust—that's my longest mit.
sow die no a receipt. It yea Ek..
Better art speak to me again Matti we
pawl Nom knew who's aboard [kat
rostebt ala rem tear Ciee is ow d•
ace It ten ociorlc Inc morning ager
we're docked. And—" Ike laughed in
patent relief. "You know, sun," he
said, "I'm a pretty wise old bird, and
there's not much that fools me. but
nicht up to the last second. I
wasn't quite sure atwitter you'd take
that Job or not. If the surgeon that
mended you could only have doctored
your eyes, son—If he could only have
d,a'tored your eyes! irhew !" He
stared again at 11III1ar1, and nodded
soberly. "Wonderful—perfectly won-
derful." he said, fascinated. "When
you smile at me like that. I sort of
feel as though 1 ought to get up and
lake off my hat and apologize to you.
and I'm hanged 11 1 know v hat for.
Perhaps they userdld it a
trifle . . copied that picture ton
well . why don't you see if you
can't grew a mustache . . .r
CMAPT[>t 111.
According to the r- ailway schedule,
the journey from New York should
have taken shotir six hours; as a mat-
ter of fact, 1t took seven, and yet to
Hilliard, who hadn't once lett the ob-
aer atlon platform. It was accom-
plished with the speed of a projectile.
The dramatic ratite of his purpose had
seized him, and'partly on this account,
and partly because he was going home,
he was temporarily relieved of percep-
tive judgment, whether of time, space,
or atteadset eircumetaneea.
"Now, whatever else you do. son,"
Marmon had adjured him, "stick to
the story! First, last, and always --
you stick to the story! it's your own
business, In a way; and In another
way, it'd my business; but you keep
your head clear and don't let anybody
shake you on the facts, and we're both
all right. Of course. you're starting
out by lying—but it'd a good Ile.
You're justified. Asp far's the rest of
the world's concerned, you're a new
man. You're Just born. Well, you've
got a perfect right to be whatevsr7eu
want to be. Nobody ma prove yob
aren't what you say you are. Just
remember these three things: One,
capitalise your experience. and tilt 'em
full of war-talk—they'll love It; two,
capitalize your position, and stick 15
your story—they'll swallow It whole,
and never dream of the answer;
three, capitalize your Ace, and smile,
Aman, smile!" Her. he had planted
his hand between Hllltdrd's shoulder -
blades with a thump which was meant
to be fraternal and heartening. "And
well both make good until the cows
come home—and I think I hear 'em
coming. Don't forget—they can't stop
you! It's your second shot at life. aid
you've got the cards stacked the way
yon want 'ere."
"'itte only thing." Hilliard had said,
"is the . . . the story!"
'D—e it, Hilliard, what's the mat-
ter with you? Aren't you Jusudedr
"T -e -e -s, but go much of ft sounds
u nnecessary to me—every now and
then. I wish we could have thought
up something else, that's all."
"Well, did wer .
"No. but—"
"Thee don't be • rank quitter! It
was your own idea ; and I may It's
darned clever; stand up to It Toa
will, won't your
"Oh, 111 do that, Mr. Harmon. rve
got to."
"Yes, you've got to. And just keep
smiling, sen ; that's a11. That's what
i hired you for --start off smlling,'and
the hattle's half won already. . .
That's it! Reep your nerve, mos!
Good -by!" And here he had
staggered Hilliard by another friendly
buffet between the shoulder blades,
and swung him cordially Into the rua-
way, and disappeared.
On the observation platform, Hil-
liard had enseonred'himself behind a
n ewspaper and • cigar, and tried to
bold Ids emotions and hIs [magtnetloa
in check. His purpose, now that It was
1 crystallised, brought him no aftermath
of shame for what he was about to do
—he was conscience-stricken only In
respect to what he had done already,
long ago; and his nervousness was duo
merely to his fear that he might fall
In his purpose.
After all. what was there to dis-
courage him? He had worked o'ut a
system of campalgr. as clear as defin-
ite, and as Inexorable as any field-
marshal could e'er hope to devise—
and perfect. He was simply bringing
hotoe one vital principle of trench
fighting—to rely oa indirect fire. That
was It—to fight! To light for reputa-
tion lost, and to defend his new 'riven -
tate gained. The end would .rent.
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'Try a package and note the difference in the water.
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Every housewife knoes that
the ideal es'er for ea.htns is
SOFT water.
That's what the old rain barrel
was for in our grandmother's
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cities and teem is ,o hard tt.at
wash day is a severe task call-
ing for a drain on a woman's
physical strength and a "moun-
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any chase* preyed to be flsillHellgi
why, there was aaother 11e
mese remember--oo quarter given M
asked for
"T11 teach 'em," he said unmeant's*, 1
to the blurred landscape. "I11 ah.w
'me whether I can make good .r dot
Term! Time! That's all i want—
s..r
At the depot, among the prints
errs 551 ti tleshe a motor smarous
bore era ib aide the Name of the mew.
est hotel, which was his immediate
objective; but fir reasons which he
couldn't have explained, he avoided R.
rad signaled to n tail As the car
came to a standvt't1 .t the motor ea-
trence to the hotel he manag•••' „
great exerMse of w!11•pnwer to amine
twin his mood of arrogant conquest,
and It was Impently* for him to mala.
rain it. Inasmuch as his drat ordeal
was so soon to rome. More than that,
he hod an ancient grudge against this
hostelry, for It had suceesslvely de-
clined to continue his ;relit recused
to honor 11s checks, god, toward the
Inst. had politely suggested that he
refresh himself somewhere else. Ore
of his most galling memories was con-
nerrr,t with Inti rent entrnnee• hr.
cheeks grew hot as he feegat Wil
vision down.
"New r Yid HIIUard, oa the .tiler
t hre.held.
He knew, from meticulous study an/1
practice; the full effect of his �•a�
which was listiagulshed, p•Uidu. 1r
knew lbs almost Irresistible maga*.
Ism which had 1efallea hike[ by solo
deet. He had been prepared—da Its
own imagination—for the battery ga
Iateeeet which was promptly trralaal
apes him. Aad yet. as be pummel kW
luggage toward the desk, be faltered r
b1a pride, he felt as tbotllgb the sego
rowful oyes of all Syracuse were rim
eked upas him; the well-ree*Ued mat
Mdlage samgneed Wm, ad be war
Impelled to halt, lift op his bands NI
Mom et surrender, and to cry eat
"This 1s get 1! Thla is sot 11 Tt
for mea I might have been—If yet/
ad I had eaderstood each *[heal*
So great was his anguish that la thin
moment he h.u.stly believed that
was the Mua1 Ault of the db. sad
Mount, that be had gess forth did
credited.
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