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Whistling Dick's
Christmas Stocking
By 0. HENRY
Oepyrtg•I b Doubled/by, Sage W
iT was with much caution that
Whetting Dick slid back the door
of the box c-ar, for article 5718, city
erdinances, authorised (perbaps ea-
esaKtutionally) arrest on suspicion.
Hadaw no change niece his last slat
to this big almsgiving. long-suffering
city of the South, the cold weather
paradise of the trempa. Whistling
Dick's' red head popped suddenly back
into the car. A sight too imposing and
magnifieest for his gaze had been • -
ed to the went-. A vase incomparable
policeman rounded a pile of rice see=
and stood Vtlare 20 yards of the. car.
WhistlineDick, professional tramp.
possessed a half friendly acquaintance
with this officer. They had met env -
The Whistler Collided With 14 Frits.
eral times before on the levee et night,
for the °dicer, himself a lover of mu-
sic, had been attracted by the exqui-
site 'whistling of the shiftless vaga-
bond. Still he did uut care under the
present circumstances to renew the se-
qualutanee. tio Dick waited, and be-
nne' loog "Illg Fritz" disappeared. •
Whistling Pick waited as long as his
Judgmeut ad, ised and then slid swiftly
to the ground. As be picked his way
where /light still ilugered among the
big, reeking. musty warehouses he
gave way to the habit that had won
for him his title. Subdued, yet clear,
with each note as true and liquid as a
bobolink's, bin whistle tinkled about
the dim, cold teountalne of brick like
drops of rain falling into a hidden pool.
Roundloa a corner, the whistler col-
lided wltb "Big Fritz."
"So," observed the wountaiu calmly,
"you are already pack. Cud drre '.111
not pe frost before two veeks yet. Cud
you hat' forgutteu bow to simile. Dere
w • velar uote In dot last bar" •
a
Big Fritz's heavy mustache rounded
tato a circle. and from its depths came
a sound deep and mellow as that from
• flute. He repeated a few bare of the rejected, decaying lumber. In a corner
he saw the faint glow of a fire that
air the treat'. bad been whistling.
had become little more than a bed of
'1)ot p p natural, and not p *lat.
Py der vay, you petter pe glad I meet
living coals. and he thought he could
, see somesitting diet human forms or
you. Von hour later, end I vould hal.'
to about It. He drew nearer. and
te put you In a gage to vistle mit der
by the light of a little blaze that aid -
chat peels. Der orders are to bull all
denly flared up he saw plainly thetat
der puma •fter sunrise. Uoot pye."
I
Aft.' the big ealicau•n had depart-
figure of • ragged man In an old brown ed Whistling Dick stood for au irreso-
l
sweater and cap.
lute minute, feeling all the outrage,"Dat man," said Whistling Dick to
himself softly, "is a dead ringer for
Indignation of a deliequent tenant who
la ordered to vacate his premises. He 13°14°n Harry. I'll try him wit' de
had pictured to himself u day ut high sigh."
dreainful ease, but here was • stern He whaled ooe or two bars of • rag -
order to exile and oue thet he knew Uwe melody, and the air was home -
must be obeyed. So. with wiry eye diately taken up and then quickly end -
open for the gleam of braes buttons, he ed with • peculiar run. The first Ishii -
began his retreat toward • rural tier walked confidently up to the fire.
refuge. A few days In the country The fat man looked up and sisskis in a
need not necessarily prove disastrous.. loud. asthmatic wheese:
However, it was with • depressed "Deets, tbe =expected but welcome
spirit that Whistling Dick passed the addition to our circle is Mr. Whistling
old Fritsch marks on his chosen rout• Dice, en old frisid of mine for whom
down th- river. For safety's take he I fully vouches. The waiter will lay
still presented to the world is por- another cover et ooce. Mr. W. D. will
trey"! of the pert of the wor, mils- join as •t supper, during which tune -
an ea kis way to labor. • stall keeper tem hi will enlighten es In regard to
In the market. =deceived. hailed him the circ that give as the
• by the generic name of bis lik, and pleasure of his company."
"Jack" hilted, taken by surprise. The For the next ten minutes tbe gang
• vender, melted by Mix proof or hi, of roadsters, six in all, paid their undi-
own .cut , bestowed • foot of sided attention to the supper. In an
frankfurter and a half a lost and thus old tive-galion kerosene can they had
the problem of breakfast was volved. cooked a !dew of potatoes, meat and
By noon he had reached the country onions, which they partook of from
ef the plantations, the great, sad, se smaller cane.
lent levels bordering the mighty river. Whistles Dick had known Reston
flo overlooked fields of =gar cane so Heay of old and knew him to be one
vast that their farthest melted of the shrewdest •nd most oruceeseful
into the sky. The sugar -making season of his brotherhood. He looked like a
was well advanced, and the cutters prneperous Irtnek drover or • send mer-
lins* at work. chant from =me country village. HI
At • certain point Whistling Dick's was stout and hale, with • roddy, al -
unerring noes might the scout of try- weys srmnothly shaved face. The four
leg flab. Like • pointer to a quail, he other men were fair specimens of the
made his way down the levee side, slinking, Ill -clad. note -Imo tenni.
seraigbt to the eamp of • eredulons After the Nati= of the farce ean
sal mildest fishermen, whom he had been scraped and pipes lit at the
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with •0141 and Magi ha that Male two et th. WM Called Deena
he dined like an admiral. and then
like a philosopher, annihilated the
worst thee hours of the day by a nap
under the treas.
Wben he awoke and continued his
hegira a frosty sparkle In tbe air bad
succeeded the drowsy warmth of the
day, and as this portent of a chilly
night translated itself to tbe brain of
Sir Peregrine he lengthened his aride
and bethought him of shelter.
A distant clatter In the rear Quickly
developed into the swift beat of horses'
hoofs. Turning his head, he saw ap-
proaching a floe team of stylish greys
drawing a double surrey. A stout
man with a white mustache occupied
the front seat, giving all his attention
to the rigid lined In his hands. Behind
him sat a placid, middle-aged lady and
a brilliant -looking gtrt, hardly arrived
aside and spoke with hen lowly and
mysteriously. He =dust decisively
and then said aloud to Whistling Dick:
'Listen, sonny, to wine plain talky
talk. We five are on a lay. I've guar-
suteed you to be square and you're to
come In on the profits equal with the
boys, and you've got to help. Two hun-
dred hands on this plantation are ex-
pecting to be paid a week's wages to-
morrow morning. Tomorrow's Christ-
mas and they want to lay off. Says
the boss 'Work from flee to nine In
the morning to get a trainload of sugar
off apd pay every man cash down
for the week and a day extra.' They
say: 'Hooray for the hoes! It goes.'
He drives to Noo Orleans today and
fetches back the cold dollars. Two
thousand and seventy-four fifty is the
amount. I got the figures from a man
at young ladybood. The lap robe had who MI" 100 much, who got 'em from
the bookkeeper. Now, half of this
slipped partly from the knees of the
gentleman driving, and Whetting Dick haul goes to me and the other half the
f yo may divIde. Why the dif-
saw two stout canvas bags between his I
ference? I represent the brains Ira
feet—bags much aa, while tootles
cities, he had seen warily transferred my °cher"' firreli the way we're 6°Mg
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between express wagon, and bank to get It. ere's some company at sup -
doors. The rematning space In the per in the home'. but they'll leave
vehicle *as with parcels of vare about nine. They have just happened
one sizes and shapes.
As the surrey swept even with the
eide-tracked tramp, the bright-eyed
girt, seized by some merry, madeap im-
pulse leaned out toward him with a
sweet, dazzling smile andcried. Mer-
ry Christmas!" In • shrill, plaintive mile beyond the house and set fire to
treble. a big canefleld there that the cutters
Such a thing had not often happesed haven't touched yet. The vrtpd's just
to Whistling Dick, and he felt handl- right to have It roaring In two minutes.
The alarm 11 be given. and every man
canned In devising tbe correctre-
sponse. But, lacking time for reflection, Jack about the place will be down
there in ten minutes fighting fire. That
In for en hour or eo. lf they don't go
pretty soon we'll week the scheme any-
how. We want all eight to get away
good with the dollars. Tbey're heavy.
About nine o'clock Deaf Pete and
Bll k '11 go dowp the road a quarter
he let his instinct decide, and snatch-
ing off his bsttered hat he rapidly ex-
tended It et arnes length and drew It
back with a continuo= motion and
shouted a loud. but ceremonious "Ah.,
there!"
The sodden movement of the giri
had caused one of the parcels to be-
come unwrapped, and something limp
and black fell from It into the road.
The tramp picked it up and found it
to be a new black silk stocking, loft
and flne and slender
"Ther tdoomialittle skeezielm!"
said Whistling Dick, with a broad grin
bisecting bis freckled face. "Vrot
yer think of dat, now? Mer-ry Christ -
mu"' Sounded like a cuckoo clock,
dist', what she did. Dem guys is rwells,
too, bet yer life, an' der ol un stacks
dem sacks of dough down under his
trotters like dey was common as dried
apples. Been shupple' ter Christmas,
and de kid's lost one of her new socks
w'ot sbe waa sole' to bold up Meaty
wid."
Whistling Diek folded the stocking
carefully and stuffed It Into his pocket.
It was nearly two hours tater when
be came upoo Gigue 01 habitation. Tbe
bundle(' of en extensive plantation
came into view.
The read was inclosed on each side
by • fence, and preen:lily as Whistling
Dick drew uearer the houses he aud-
deuly stopped aid sniffed the sir.
"If dere ain't • hobo stew cookie'
110113eV. here In dig Immediate precinct."
he said to himself, "me nose has quit
ta:In' tie trut."
Without hesitation h. climbed the
lazily upon convenient lumber and re-
garded Whistling Dick with uudis-
retried disfavor.
"Die planter chap," Dick said, "w'ot
makes yer t'Ink he's got de tin in de
bouse I" ?"
"I'm advised of the facts In the
case," old Boston. "He drove to Noo
Orleans and got It, 1 say, today. Want
to change your mind now and come
ler'
"Naw, I was Just askin'. Wot kind
o' team did de boss driver
"Pair of grays."
"Double surrey r
"Yep."
"Women folks alongr
"Wife and kid. Say, what morning
paper are you trying to pun= pews
forr
"I was just conversin' to pass de time
•way. I guess dat team passed me In
de road Ms event'. Dat's all."
• • • • • • •
Dinner, two hours late, was bang
served In the Bellemesde plantation
dining room.
The talk of the diners was too desul-
tory, too evanescent to follow, hut at
last they came to the subject of the
tramp nuisance, one that had of late
vexed the plantations for many miles
around. The planter seized the occa-
sion to direct his good-natured Are of
raillery at the mistress, accusing her
of encouraging the plague.
"I don't believe they are all bad,"
She said. "We passed one this evening
as we were driving home who had a
face as good as It was incompetent.
Ile was whistling the intermezzo from
Vavallerhe •nd blowing the sphlt of
Mascara himself into It."
Austria Faces
Trouble at Home
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AUSTRIA-HUNGARY ie
weary of the war tbat sbe
Is showing almost no eir-
thuslasin over the victories
Ii Italy, and to fact. is ledulging to
a bad tempered political dispute
which maim the recent agitatione
in London and Paris appear mild bY
comparison. Tbe trouble began lie
a stormy session in the Austriaa
she told me Ketch de bums down de rods
den
out of mote youree truly parliament. The reported settle-
itret ivnti Na a relate core to get well
went of the Polish question the
WHISTLES HICK.ir
forth a united
There was some quiet but rapid statement by all the
maneuvering at Belleineede duriug the Slav parties and the Czechs ttukt
such a settlement would be detri-
ensuing half hour, which ended In Ave
disgusted and sullen tramps being cap-
tured and locked securely•in an out- biental to and discriminatory against
them and that It would stand in the
hin(Su "a ndenrcieltnrigbuthtleoneauFthogr oatntobtehetirrre.n. way of the Slav demand for Illears-
suit the visiting young gentlemen had lion from Magyar oppression.
The Ukrainians opposed the OM -
secured the unqualifieti worship of the 'Ion of Galicia to Poland as a =-
visiting young ladies by their distill- trayal of them to the leader morel=
of the Poles. A Roumaniaq deput
guished and heroic conduct. For still y
hero, Bested at the planter's table inertia should be attacbed to Austria.
ahtboautld Rot:
another, behold Whistling Dick, 1111duenmitesdndewdiothaRt
u sl 11 a 'laded
feasting. Minister President Seyd •r e
The planter vowed that the wander- the storm in the parliament by say-
er should wander no more, that his Ing that Poland would have by free
was a goodness and an honesty that choice and that tbe nationel d.wsI-
•hnnhml he rewarded and that debt opmeot of other races would not be
fence to windward. He found himself
In an apparently disused lot, where
piles of old bricks were stacked and
"Merry Christmael• Cried the aright -Eyed Glri.
'11 leave the money sacks and the
women alone In the house for 011 to
handle."
"Boston." interrepel Whittling
Dick, rising to his feed, *Tanks for de
grub yowl fellers has given me, but I'll
be movie' on now. Burglary Is no
good. say good night and many
tanks ter—'
Whalley Dtck had moved swat' e
few steps as he spoke, but be stopped
very suddenly. Boston had covered
him with a short revolver of roomy
caliber.
"Take your seat," said the tramp
leader. "rd feel mighty proud of my-
self If I let you go and spoil the game.
You'll stick right In this camp until
we finish the job. The end of that
brick pile is your limit. Yon go two
inches beyond that and I'll have to
shoot. Better take it easy, now."
"It's my way of dole'," said Whis-
tling Dick. "Easy goes. You can dr
press de musale of dat twelve lecher
and run 'er beck on de trucks. I re-
mains."
"All right." said Boston, lowertng his
piece, as the other returned and took
bis seat ante on a projecting plank in
a pile of timber. "1 don't want to hurt
anybody specially, but this thousand
dollars I'm going to get will fix me for
far. I'm going to drop the road, and
Mart a saloon In a little town I know
about. Pm tired of being kicked
around."
Batton Harry took from his pocket a
cheap silver watch and held It near
the fire.
"It's • quarter to nine," he said.
"Pete, you and !flinty ntart. Go down
the road mod the house and fire the
cane In a dozen places. Then strike for
the levee and coins beck nn It instesd
of the road, en you won't meet any-
body. By the time you get back the
mon will all be striking out for the fire,
sad wen break for the house and col-
lar the dollars. Everybody cough ip
what matches be's got."
Of the throe reimalning 'errata, two,
etidas sad With= Tee. reellaid
A bright-eyed yonng girl who sat at
the left of the =etre= leaned over
and said In a confidential undertone:
"I wonder, mamma, if that tramp we
passed on the road found my stocking.
And do you think he will bang it up
tonightr
The words of the young girl were
Interrupted by a startling thing.
Like the wealth of some burned-ont
shooting star, a black streak Came
crasblog through the wludowpane and
upon the table, where it shivered into
fragments a dozen pieces of crystal
and china ware.
The woman screamed In many keys.
and the men sprang to their feet.
The planter was the first to act. H•
sprang to the intruding missile and
held it up to view. "It's loaded," be
annouuced.
As he spoke be reversed a long, black
stocking, bolding It by the toe, and
down from It dropped a roundish stone
wrapped about by a piece of yellowish
paper. "Now for the first Interstellar
message of the century !" be cried, and,
nodding to the company, who bad
crowded about him, he adjusted his
glassiest with provoking deliberation
sed examined It closely. When he
finished he had changed from the jolly
hose to the practical, decisive man of
buetnests. He immediately struck a
hell and said to the silent -footed mu-
latto men who reeponded: "Go and tell
Mr. Wesley to get Reeves and Maurice
and about ten Mout bandit they can
rely upon and come to the hall door
et once. Tell him to have the men
arm themselves and bring plenty of
ropes and plow lines. Tell him to
hurry." And then he read aloud from
the paper these words:
To de Dont of de Holm:
Dere ts five tuff hoboes :rept meitelf In
4. oaken Int near de road war de old brick
piles le Dey got me stuck up wld • gun
sae and I taken dIs moans of envernunl-
eaten I of dor lads Is gond down to set
fire to do rain &old below de hour and
when you. falhws goes to turn A. hose 00
It do hole gang la grain to rob de hong of
de money Too Sotto pay off wit as/ t •
saw, on ye say do klel dropt die Mop Is
Nee MI kat mery alma= ea ammo se
of gratitude bad bern made that must
be paid, for had he not saved them
from • doubtless imminent loss and
maybe a great calamity? He assured
Whistling Prick that he might COD -
alder himself a charge upon the honor
of Bellenaeade, that a position suited
to his powers would be found for him
et once.
But now, they said, he must be
weary, and the immediate thing to
consider was rest and'aleep. So the
mistreat spoke to a servant, and Whir
fling Dick was conducted to a room in
the wing of the house occupied by the
servants. To this room in a few min-
utes was brought a portable tin bath-
tub filled with water, which was
placed on a piece of oiled cloth upon
the door. There the vagrant was left
to pass the night.
By the light of a candle he examined
the room. A bed, with the covers neat-
ly turned back, revealed snowy pit -
lows and sheets. There were towels
oo • rack and soap In a white dish.
Whistling Dick set his candle OD a
chair and placed his hat carefully un-
der the table. After satisfying what
We must suppose to have been his curl-
oalty by • sober scrutiny, he Jemoved
his coat, folded It and laid it dpon the
floor near the wall, as far as possible
from the unused bathtub. Taking his
coat for • pillow, be stretched himself
luxuriously upon the carpet.
When on Christmas morning the first
streaks of dawn broke above the
marshes Whistling Dick awoke and
reached lostifictively for his hat. Then
he remembered that the skirts of Fors
tune bad swept him Into their foldn oe
the night previous, and be went to the
window and raised it to let the fresh
breath of the morning cool his brow,
As be stood there certain dread and
omicrons sounds pierced bis ear.
The force of plantation workers,
eager Jo complete the shortened task
allotted to them, were all astir. Tbe
mighty din of the ogre Labor abook
the earth, and the poor tattered and
forever disguised prince In =arch of
his fortune trembled.
Me December air was frosty, bet
broke out upon Whistling
Dick's face. He thrust his head out
of the window mad looked down. Fif-
teen feet below him, &gained the wall
of the house, he could make out that
a border of flowers grew, and by that
token he overhung • bed of sort earth.
Softly as • burglar goes, be clam.
bared out upon the sill. lowered bine
self until be bung by his hands, Wong
and then dropped safely. No one
seemed to be about upoo this aide of
the house. He dodged low and skim-
med "wifely across tbe yard of the low
fence It was an easy matter to vane
Feasting at the Planter's Table. '
hindered.
The remarks of the Czechs la re-
gard to the necessity of liberating all
the Slays from Magyar oppression
created a violent scene the following
week in the Hungarian parliament.
Many deputies clamored for • separ-
ate army and for the breaking of all
mutual relations with Austria. Wok-
erle the Hungarian Minister Prole
'den, calmed the ealmor by indicat-
ing that Seydler would endeavor to
stamp out the anti -Magyar agitatioe
in the Austrian Parlianmat.
According W tbe Frel Preset., a
Vienna, all parties in the Hungarlas
Parliament then joined In Interpella-
(ions demanding that steps be tektite
to protect Hungary against the at-
tacks of the Slava In the Austrtaa
parliament. Count Andreae, assert-
ed that tbe creation of a fectoratien
whicb is proposed by certain Aus-
trians was dangeroum to Hungary
and that the Czech demands were in-
spired by the Entente. Wekerle re-
plied be had positive guaranties from
Seydler that the avplrations of th•
subject nationalities would be satis-
fied only within Austria.
Wekerle said further that the Aus-
trian Minister of Justice had assured
him that he would take legal stops
to suppress an cicadae utter-
ances. Wekerle said be had talie
Seydler that the dissolution of Rea-
gary was threateeed. He further
asserted tbat the Emperor had em-
powered him to announce that the
Crown would use all the mesas at
its demote' to opera= Czech agita-
tion against Hungarian constitution-
al Independence and territorial la-
tecrity.
the trail. According to the Neu•
The Hungarian press then took up
Korrespondenz, of Berne, the follow-
ing violent attacks' &genet Austria
appeared in the Hungarian papers:
Az Est. (be sensational evening
sbeet of Budapest. carried the flaring
headline, "New War Declaration."
and below It said: "Turks, Serbia.
Tartars, Roumaniane, Russians, have
successively attacked Hungary. but
A u stria has al ways been hostile
under the mask of friendship. The
mask has now fallen. and Hungary
realizes Austria's hatred and desire
to swallow Hungary. Hungary still
has sufficient strength to accept bat-
..tle_mith Austria, and should reply.
"Let us separate from Austria."
Pester Lloyd, tbe Ittbsidized Gar-
man paper of Budapest, published Interviews with ('ount Andrasey and
other prominent Hu/aerials, ex-
pressing rape over the audacity of
the Czech Parliamentarians. Pesti
Illeriap, the organ of Couat Ape
ponyi's Independence Parte, com-
ments that It is useless to debate
the question. as "a controversy with
Idiots would be ridiculous." It goes
on to say: "The Czech accusation
that the nation of Hungary has been
Magyartzed by forre la comical. It
It regrettable that this was not
done. The Czechs have misused par-
liamentary immunity and have been
guilty of higb treason ID threatening
the inner destruction of the mon-
archy."
Magyarorsag. Cotmt Karolyl's
paper, state@ that It Is well known
that Hungary's bitterest enemies are
among tbe Nationals of Austria, and
that their hatred Is steadily grow-
ing.
In reply to Tisza's InterDellation
of the Polish question, Wekerle said
that the Polish question can receive
no definite settlement until pease;
but that It would not Influence Ilan -
Rattan political and economic inter-
ests and that the Hungarian Parlia-
ment would be consulted concerning
the question. This& also obtained
postponement of discussion of the
electoral reform bill until the end of
the discussion of the budget.
There is a disposition In both the
!Hungarian and Austrian Parliaments
In throw bricks at the Czechs. Ac-
cording to the Nene Prole Press&
the Austrian Parllameot, it was as.
eerted that food conditions In the
German parts of Bohemia are Indere
ecribable and that conditions in that
this,, for a terror urged him such all Czech dIntrieln are much better,
lifts the casette over the thorn busk was asserted that tho industrial re-,
when the Ilon punmes. A crash through gions are particularly badly fed, M.
the dew drenched weeds on the rose. tmhaant_tnbeohreernairaen
intoawnynse"haass ettnedrereasergleY.
and that the death rate to some Gime'.1de, side, a clutehing, alppery rush up the
gram, .14. of the ley= to the foot- oirtrh.ceivu.n
path at the summit. and he was free!
A email, raffled. brown -breasted bird
were Interpellations In regard bo
garian Parliement tit=
so! totoinfir Upon tra ,dtenorwod:dusatup.11npgipibegang inn
action of a muntinoua Czech l=
which was said to have somati
prelim of the dew which entices foolish awnhiAeh.uswtralasosaitdortiM0 daoavobo:
WM*
sette7u: athnle aogsandt witbel:mhiatilbesdg:rnagied Kiss Peter of Serbia ow • Ishii,
bbs
tratyoed
worms trom their holes, bnt suddenly enemy and a mutleous °tech remark
sidewise. listening Awl isa mu, Austrian artillery potation to tlis!
brava bird sat wits ha bawd " • @nemy on the Italian fronL
--tme lAg Galina La Melva .,