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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1917-8-30, Page 8.ti Fro-"'•` .,.:.Ju-.I11'8r^';*'fa. f?i TiIUUDAv, Avovsr 110, 917 - School Opening We are ready, Bey; aaJ Girls We have all the Books, all the Supplies, at right prices Ours is the store that serves yea st gull stock of all the a tt lorired leaks tin' Public Schools, St-pa:- ate t-pa -ate Schools, High schools asci Collegiate Iuslilutes at publishers' cJ,n,c prtece. WateruIau', Ideal Fountain )'en, hafett ,,ell filler, 114.50, with clip cap $2.75. Special for Scheel Opening Week W at iteutex Fountain Yen, with clip cap, $1.00. At Hotel Sunset. During the past week the following have regirtried At Hotel Sunset: Mrs. Millett A. Henderson and Windom ; MT. r. and Mee. A. Martin. and two mus. Waterloo ; Mr. and Mrs. A. Hsnseuhurger and daughter, Haden ; Mr*. A. Patterson anddaugh- ter. Stratford ; hire. and Mies (franc, London ; (i. A. Strnhueer, Detroit ; W. li. .Meredith, London : Ernest Henderson, Windsor ; Mr.. and Mrs. T. A. Stevens, London ' F. E. Stevens, Regina; Mrs. (len. Walker, Misses Agnes and Marjorie Walker. Guelph Mus 13. Nugent. London ; It. D. Laing. Arthur Losing. Mrs. E. I). Laing and son, Mr and Mrs. C. H. t4ermenn, Mrs. Charlton, KitebeneI ; Mrs. Dr. Mara and daughter. Londoti ; Mr.alnd Mee. H. H. Maleolwa"n, Chatham : Mrs. E. R. Shims, Mrs. F. G. Ranney. Detroit ; G. 1. Ingram, Mire J. Allan. Hiss A. Livingstone, Wee- .,ACity Man's Dream. In tliettirden 1 would stroll Knocliu os.hrs with a pole, Snipping per es from the tree. Digging ■p the ifyl- ' .. Picking sweet corn f .the vine I, a p'P•sa'.t dream of nil e, 'Hound the garden 1 would Want Nipping turnip. from the stalk. ' Never gardr,ed in my lift, hut I often tell my wife That a stardom i. a boon .And I hope to have one soon.• Peak -_W. S. Adan" In PittsburgPeek. Kate Douglas Wiggin tells a good story Illuru*tug how critiesl a Bos- ton prooluesder can ho. In one of her stories the had written this leu- tense : "Rebecca sat by dee window, shunning hash." The proofreader put an interrogation tuark after it. Tben be added,,fu pencil. this suggestion : convey the hearty thanks of the So - "As hash is the finished product, wee ciety to Mr. and Mrs. Fleming, of she not, instead, chopping meat or Ridgewood Park, for the generous l.. TIIE SIGNAL - GODERICII ONTARIO Na TOOK THE CHALLENGE. District Representative Made Good as • Practscal Farmer. Whioaao Drover's lout -nail Not so long ago, • county agent heard the remark that he could not take • 180 -acre farm, free, of debt, farm it. for several years, and leave it free of debt at the end of that period. This wan resigned as • oounty agent and became an ordinary farmer to die - prove the theory that be couldn't make farming pay. That he is leaking a success of farm- ing is evidenced in a shipment of bog' at Chicago this week which netted h im around $7,000, and a good share of the corn fed to three hogs was pur- chased from hie neighbour, some of it coe4iigg up to $1.91 • bushel. Lrut fall he made $:,,000 from shove cattle that he fed scientifically. Although the son of • farmer. be wept away to school to become, a lawyer. but the call of the tarry was Lou great Inc him, and he took up the the study of agricultural bulletins in his idle bouts. He has increased his personal hold ings since he lett school until he can boast of money in the five figurer. What it mote, he intends to sty in the farming huuiueo, and is proud of his suece's. By usiug scieutife meth- od* he bas disproved the theory that a “book -wade termer" cannot tunas' a sewer**. Another thing he has proved is that the Agricultural bulletins issued by the State and bloverumentiare of great benefit to the tarn who will apply himself. The old-time farmers who never would.adwit that sciegtific 'Methods of farming are more profitable than the old-time was of tilling the soil should be convinced that they are wrung. None of w is too old to !emit some- thing of advantage, and a study of the agricultural bulletins and the ap- plication of the new methods, eking with your pi aetical knowledge, should bring increased profits. RED CRUSE NOTES. The monthly meeting of the Heil Crises Society was held in the jury room of the cowl bewee Monday, August 27. with President Reynolds in the chair. The reports of the committees were $a follows : Yarn committee-lta- penditure $111.1.9) ; bhipment, 2411 pairs sucks, value $240. dewing committee -Kzpeuditmr 5120.70 ; ehipweut,• 10 dressing gown'', $75 10 day shirts, $47.60 ; 30 suits pylewae, . sea; 12 warbclutils, $1,80 ; total value $1134.90. Maple Leaf Chapter, 1.0. D. !L-lik. penditure $24.76 ; shipment, $4*.d). Total expeudiLure, 1042.41 total shipweut,.utl. The secretary'. repent was as fol- lows : Balause from last month, $254.77 ; receipts .ic►uuwledged with thou** : tearJeu party held at Ridgewood 'Park, $22t104 (per Miss Fleming) ; Mrs. George P.a•ter, $6 (sale of baby bonnets) ; Mt*. Hume, $2.80 ward collrcuuos-tit. Patiict'r ward $03, tits George's ward *70.62, at. Davin'' ward $30.74, St. Andrew's rd,$72.39, W. C. F. M. employees $2l, total ward collection* $237.85 ; autumn previously acknowledged, tal receipts, $5014.30, ex - $74.80. pendrture, $24 .41. Balance available fur nest mouth:4516.25. Purchases to thelollowing amounts were authorized : n committee. $200 ; sewing cowwiued; 151) ; Maple Leaf Chapter. 1.O.1).E., $ cheque to headquarters, 1150. The secretary was Instructed to potatoes ?" When the author rallied from the effect of the comment, she wrote her *newer under the question : "There is a psyebological moment when the neat and the potatoes Mend into bash. k was Ibis moment I bad in mind !" Your Votes and nonce Solicited tum received as the proceeds of the garden party. Mn. Colborne and Miss Etta Seultr were appointeddelegatesto represent the Society at, the convention to be held at Clinton 011 Labor Day. The Society thankfully acknowl- edges the following contributions of socks : Mrs. Reynolds, sr., 21 pairs ; A Friend, 11 'pairs ; Mrs. Lane, ti pain ; Mrs. Bari ow, 7 pairs ; Mrs. Ferguson, Mrs. Hiucke, Mrs. Hillier, 0 pain• reel); Mos White. /l sides (Detroit), Mrs. Hay, Mrs. n ,( Doolittle. Mrs. Wi K. Kelly, Mise Ot ifmpareths, 6 are each ; Mrs. J. Clark, Miss Sharman, Mrs: Jae. Porter, 4 pairs each ; Mrs. Chalton, hire. Howell, W . Mrs. J. D. Wilson, Mrs. Jas. Mc- Whinney (Port Alert), Miro R. Foster, Miss A. McDonald, Mrs. S. Andrews, /dial,/dial,Ceding, Mrs. R. H. Cult, Mrs. R. J. Saints, Mrs. W. T:, Horten, Mrs. Knight, Mies M R. Our - wen, 3 pairs mash ; Mrs Rhynes, Maw. f- Save the leafletr Jordan. Mise 1). Dickson, Mrs. copy of The Adve iser anti either Woods. Mra. Bin rite Mies Whitely, hand them to mete' eve Met mail Mrs. Win. McMath, Mies Ball, Mrs. name to the Starofic Goderich. W. K. Oraham, Miss S. Luce.. Mrs. Subscriptions to The t,dvertiser, W. Waite, Mi.. Wm. Gray (Port either new or renewals, -Dunt for Albert), Mn. Bishop, Mrs. Ball, Mire many votes. Yon can he me by Lelouzel, Mre. Wm. McMillan (Port letting me have your sane ions. Albeit). Mrs. 11. Hawkins, Mrs. Alex. All the aasistence you can gts . ate Stirling, Mies M. Sharman, Mn. willbemostthuroughlyapprecll Goldthorpe, Mia M. Craig, Mrs. John Subecribera to The Signal :an Roberts, Miss Rose Aitken. 2 pairs cure The Advertiser at The Signal' each ; Miss Snyder, Miss M. Dark, regular clubbing rate. and may if Miss BurritL, Mies Gertrude Porter, they desire give me the benefit of Mrs. D. Bell, Mrs. Tarty, Mrs. 6, A. their votes Andrews, Mrs. Sbipm.n, Mee. Jas. 'igert (Port Albert), Miae K. Draper, Yours very truly, M. Dark, Mrs. Wm. Lee, Mrs. MARF,1, MASK$1,L. Le eh, Mrs. 'M. McDougall. Mrs. Butlard, sr., Miss M. Aitken, 1 peer each. nt soldiers' pocks may be had ,Erse Bios.' store on Tuesday ving teen' requested to be a can late in the mammoth sub- . script'', contest being conducted 2ryTHK ONi)l)NADVERTISER the ereI 'guts! asks the assistance of her frien s to help het win the sub• mottle or one the other desirable prizes offered. - every day in your Tlye Star Office Yarn at Hod • SUCH A GROUPING of styles in ver, en's fall shoes as we are alto has rarely been accomplish Here -yea will see the latest ular novel- ties of high•grade woe, manehip in good leathers. blade in but- ton and lace models in tent leather, vki kidskih, du calf- skin, tan calfskin or kld in and two-tone cotnbinatiotu. i reasonably priced. w Store closes Wednesday at 1 p.m. daring July and August •Atell Phone 158 Wm. Sharman Goderich, Ontario 1 THE SINGER STORE Sweater Coats New knitted wool Sweater Coats for babies, embroidered in rosebuds, 12.00 and 112.50. Ladies' and girls' Middies, at 75c and 11.00. Worth twice as much. Ladies' Collars, in abso- lutely fast colors, very dainty shades, 50c ani 65c. FANCY GOODS Full stock of Crochet and Embroidery Threads. MRS. TAPE SINGER STORE - SQUARE and Saturday afternoons. Mocks are woef urgently needed for our hoys in the treuches. Will all those who can help in this patriotic work 1 Our last month's shipnpent wan 240 pairs. With your help we can increase that amount. Colborne Red Cross Workers. Phe Colborne Red Cross Workers shipped, for the wonth ending August ±tat, thitty-one pairs of socks .rid one shirt. The wink was done by the following nierul ors : Mrs. Jas. icon, S pairs of socks ; Mrs. Jas. McBride, 4 pairs ; Mrs. A. Young, Miss Bessie Clack, 3 pairs each ; Mrs A. W. Young, Mrs. Wm. Walter, Mn. Jobn- e lpn, Mrs. John Young, Mrs. K. Richer. 2 pair. racb : Mrr. Ger,. Clark. Mre. Wilsgst, Miss Edith Wilson, 1 Pair each ; lire. Geo. Clark, I shirt. Mew. E. FISHER, Sec'y. The Red Cross Knitter. "here I sit at the wine old work. Knitting and knitting from daylight to dark, Thread over and under. and back and through. Knittiug sock, for -i don't knew who. Rut to fancy I've even hint and talked with him. too.." So here I sit at the same old work, Knitting sock. for the soldiers from daylight to dark. And w Memnon low. as the thread flies through To him who -hall wear them -I don't knew who. "Ah. my soldier. fight bravely. be patient and true ; For someone h knitting ,tnd pr.yiue for you." (40 the Whole Hog. Jones painted a picture And exhibited it in the Royal Academy. In case rude sed ignorant persons should damage it' he put • neat notice underneath, which read : Do Not Touch with ('Anes or Um- brellas. And a tact youth added a postscript: 1'Ake An Axe. -Flow London An- swers. - - CHURCH NOTES. 51 O. C. I. NOTES. Thu Cglegiate Inatltute will open on Tuesday, September 4th, at 9 a. in. and will be in oessio$ in the formwork., All atudeuLs, aud pa►Lwularly ibe uew over, should be prevent at the opening tau as to get a right start In the wavy nM subjects' to be taken by their. to addition to the students whose promotion` bar already been an- uounoed, tbu*r also will be promoted who awuostsetully passed their depart- mental exawluatldu. °their wen 0e iudevidually couridered at the. open- ing tit school. Phe two vacaucies en the staff have beau tilled by Ibe appuwlwent of Mar Below M. Dinksou, tit 'loc•unto, uuwwewairl rppecielut with 'siemens tat y art eerutisete, bud Mi. Cuerlss McKiunon, 11. A., of Sarkrtuuu, clan rival and puyst.al cultwe •peualist. The attention 01 •tudeutr mod espec- ially their patents is dimwit to flip ouuiweiciel votive bring given in the Collegiate. The course covers not may the pu►eiy office business eubjects 01 bookkeeping, steuugrapby, typowrtt- tug, but a wucb wit:ei range of studies etnui acing subjects which Jay ebbe Ito -iodation ul a guod education. W that. collegiate graduate* are in • p'osiitou to become mute intelligenteod to be b. Luer equipped 1u genet al know- ledge lot Lhe uutier 01 taller walk and uuatuene. lwagioe what a handicap through lite, to Were days of needed efficiency fur the keen struggle Inc dvancrweui, waU turf )(mug id' - mature person have wbu taker's pueely UUUUCw course in rix months, us w immealately after passing the high *choir' euuance or even betote that, for such have beeu cruvawod by agent* ul titivate business college' acrd to their d ewdvautsge advised to take a course with thew. Busioees colleges have. a proper pl.ce io our eduuatioual s stein. but they are adapted for pontine of tuore advanced education and of Muer 'painted wind. Our lees are dd.IA) tut the first year and $10.00 for the second. We seem assist etudeuts w securing writable position.. 1'uir year we are ell a position W be stile to tern' a clam tut students who have attended the 0o1- legitrte but who wish to cnauge fawn the coigne they terve been taking to the dt,mmel-ceal. The pastor. Rev. J. H. Osterhout, B. A., H. D., will have charge of the services next Sunday in Victoria strati Methodist church. Evening subject : "The Dignity of Labor" -a Labor Day `sermon. Munday achool and Bible clime at A a clock. All welcome, Rev. Ooiduu M. Holmes will preach next Sunday,morning and evening, in the Baptist Church. A cordial in- vitation is extended to visitors and strangers. The ordinance ofd the laird's Supper will follow the morn• ing service. A convention of church workers of the deanery of Huron will be held in St. Paul's church, Clinton, on Mon -- day next, September 3rd. Where will he three sessions, commenciogat 10.15, 2.31 and 7.90 o'clock. In the evening a lantern service will he conducted by Rev. A. L. O. Clarke, of Goderich, sod an illustrated address will be given byRev. R. S. Mason, of Tor- onto. Iis requested that members of fits Oeorge's church whc wish to at- tend the convention notify the rector, in order that arrangements may be made for conveyance. St. George's Church. Services for Sunday next : Holy Communion. 11 a. m. ; choral even• song, 7 p. m. The rector will he at Exetertaking charge of anniv y servis there and Rev. A. A. Trum- per, of Exeter. will conduct the ser- vices here. Uotdmencing next Sunday. the Sun- day school will assemble at 3 o'clock p. m. instead of In the morning. Usual intercession service for digs and sailors ,on Friday at p. m. 501- 7.30 Food Controller's Advice. Following are auggeitlons put forth by Hon. W. J. Henna, Canadian Food Controller : 1. Use perishable foods. Nave gar- den truck that has been produced so abundantly this summer. Preserve, dry, can and store. 2. Rat more fish. 3. Substitute other cereals for wheat products -cornmeal, buckwheat flour, rice flour, and above all oatmeal, 4. Don't throw good fond into the garbage can. $60.000,1100 is wasted every year in this country by careless - newt in the kitchens. e. Preaeh once more the gond old- fashioned gospel of the 'Man plate. Do not let ehildrfan waste food at their meals. flit rot waste it yotinslf. i1. Organise. Various women's or- gawieatione are alreadyactive. Their leaders will tell you wat to do. Get in touch with the workers in your own district. Quits Likely. Child -''Phe heathen had a god for everything, didn't they 1" The Mother -"Yee, dear." Child -"Then who wee the god that ruled over the kitchen le" .The Mother -"1 don't know precise- ly, but 1 think It wan the great god 1 an." - IL J. P. Bums, '_'►&opal, Going to the Exhibition ? The Toronto Exhibition is now on and it is a good opportunity to •lett the city, taking advantage of the low railway rates. The O. T. H., as usual. '.Hen the beet service, with special low fares on cei Iain dares, its follows : $3.90- going August Let and 30, Sep- tember 4 and 6. good for three days. $6.20 -going any day from Monday. August 27, 'o Friday, September 7, 'good for return up to Wednesday, September Le. fi. 1. 11. trains leave (ioderizh for Toronto as follows : 7.06 a.m„ arriv- ing`at Toronto 11.66 is.m.: 2.30 p. m., articling at Toronto ttj*) D. m. - Ca at F. F. Lawretice & Sons', the down -town ticket office. or telepbone No. a, and get full inf*rmation and best .er•ice. A area` ask a along educational lines will tike place when `boys and girls are given a miuioal *cation in the public et hools. A m 1' edu- cation should begin almost as loop as the child starts off to school. It is when the fatuity is smell the head of the home can least afford the heavy expense of a musical education. and when there are several in the family the expense makes it almost prohibi- tive.. In after years the inclination to devote the necessary time is lost and much musical talent bar been wasted. There are fen* courses f study that will give to society bet results. PERSONAL MEN 10N. Mr. and Mrs. W, A. Costthurst spent a few days last week holidaying at Cry.ud Beach. • ML., Mary Potts, formerly of Goderich. hes given ep her practice as graduate puree in New York is its. sod la now in Toronto taking a &aurae 1n ma. e. prior to entering one of the Comedian military hospital. Mr. and Mrs. Mc"onnell and children. and Mrs. Hri,bio. of Harristoo, visited I.at week at the borne of .11:r. and Mn. D. Cameron. Mrs Cameron accompanied them on their return and is spending this week at Harri.tou. %nigh Herald : MI -a Alice Johnston Is visit- ing friends in tioderleh Misses Cella and Flora Hese visited relatives at Ooderloh tart week. Mrs. 'C. Chapman and children have hien visiting the lady's permits, Mr. and Mrs. Geo. So,tt. Hensen. Exeter Advocate : Mew Walto of Goderich. la the [nest of Mrs. Newell 'air•. Downie and daughter Alias, of Winnipeg, 'visited at Mr. 1. Armstrong's and left this Morelos for Clinton N -Record : Miss Maude will and Mts. Jetinle Grant are holidaying In Godo. rick hire James McNee and daughter. Mini (.live. Of Ooderleh. are cl.ttors at the home of Mr. David Gook. Itattenhery street. Calot*. New ora: Mrs. Jas. Reynolds of Ooderlch, Is visiting her parents, Mr. and Errs. J. J. sie:aushey. Kincardine Review : Mr. Robert Kay. Gode- rtoh. ie spending • few day. in town. Mlestlsobet MacLennan, of Chicago. In clrlt- Ins Der Dsrente. Mr. and Mra. Kenneth F. Mao- Lennan, Lake Shore road, Ashfield. Mrs. Raymond F. Allen, of Detroit, la vldttng ber parents. Captain and Mr*. A. Lawson. Mr. and Mrs- P. Macdonald left thin week on • trip to (4uebeo and the Lower Ht. Lawreuoe• Mr. sad Mm. It W. Jerome. of London. were in towu for the funeral of the late Herbert Smith. MP...Jean Taylor len on Tuesday to chit the Toronto Exbibltln. Mr. W.T. Millar wsa In Toronto for a few dare this week. MIN Cameron In spending a few. days at Toronto. !frond Mr. Rd. H. Pasmore sod three chil- dren. of ('hinwgo were recent visitor in town. goonthe [res of air. and M. R. 4. Acheson They were returning from a holiday spent at Lake Champlain. Mr. and Mre. Wm Richardson and children and Mr and Mee Karry Knoeshaw and hops motored gqp from Toronto and spent a week vldtln[ relrt.tvee at Nile and Port Albert. Harry Knseshaw and Dos �orrothis A sl spending s few days In eek. Mr. and Mrs. Russell and Mr. Revell. of Walkerville, and Mrs. P. H Roh•onMof pc trolls. are visiting Mr. and Mr. Swannon, Brunnattest. Mier Me flowlbz; Windrow Mrs. s i login[ At the Mr. O. C. (comerse wee at Toronto fora few darn Aha week. Mita Lillian Knight. who spent the .ammer er holiday. he with her grandpsrentat Mr. and Mrs. n. M1aar, len ye.tsrday os her return to her home •t Mdmontoo She le tieing !memo - Ranted as far as Fort William by Mire Edith Millar, the trip being mads by way of the halms Whop of Fort w'1111•n.It ?tett- leg hie fateer. County Treasurer Holmes. who V +•. eOwfeedto hie home by inns Ratan'wonld be unable to rut. his b re- instates without his unlimited re- tates is free help. Oolsrtch. • recd e of tr. Fortlie First Day of September Final Clean-up of -� Summer Skirts, Waists aid Dresses IN keeping with our policy of selling all stocks within the season for which they are bought,..we will clear the balance of all broken lines, styles and sizes in Wash Skirts, Cotton Dresses for ladies, girls and children, Sarnple Underwear, etc., in a sensational, final sweeping clearance, with the prices so low that it'will actually pay you to buy for next season. We take Saturday, the first day of September, to do it, and promise you bargains that are really unusual, bargains that are big enough`�to make it worth your while making a special'' effort to be here Saturday. Wash Skirts $1.15 Wash Skirts of Repp, P. B. and Ducks. Cut in the very best styles of the season. Some worth the price twice over or more. A round -up of all the low and medium-priced lines. In one lot Saturday morning. Your choice for 51.15 Wash Skirts $1.98 These are the biggest kind of a bar- gain. High-grade Bedford Cord, P. K., Repp and fancy sport Skirts of all eiuds. Some were COO, 00, some up as high as *5.00. No matter what they sold for or what they are worth, all in, one big clearing lot Saturday, for only 51.98 Greatest Dress Sale of the Season ',r`a Beautiful Summer Dresses at below factory prices. There are less than two dozen and they are all practically new. Not a poor style or`sn off design in the entire lot. You get the worth of your money out of one of them if you only wear it the balance of this season. Dresses that were made to sell up as high as *10.00. We are clearing them all Saturday morning 'at less than Half Regular Prices• , Big Bargains in Gowns and White Underskirts Yon can put it down as a matter of altlolute certainty that price. for Gowns, White Underskirts and' Corset Covers; equal in quality to these, will be very much higher for next season. If you simply take them home and put them away until next spring you will be money in pocket laying in your next summer's supply -while you C'an btiy them at these prices. There are 20 sample Underskirts, 25 sample Gowns and 20 sample Corset Covers. We will not carry them over, and put them on bargain tables Saturday morning at prices that really save you money. - • Coats for Early Fall Wear at Decidedly Saving Prices Ladies' and Misses' 'Snort Wats, tqn or twelve id this lot, Tweeds,. plain Velours and Serges. Decidedly attractive styles and tltvrp one this season's goods. Garments that sold up to $15.00. Choice Saturday morning, only - K•95 Wise People Will Select Their Falla.141. '{f and Winter Coat Now `'' ' No time quite as good as this to select your Coat for fall and winter. The season's new stocks are in and we cannot emphasize too strongly the wisdom of early buying. Before the season is over there will he a great scarcity of desirable materials. Come and see the new Coats. We will be glad to show them to you whenever you can make it convenient to look at them. The Millinery is Ready The Millinery Department will be ready for fall business on Saturday, September lst. «'e are making a special showing of sport and ready-to-wear Hats for early fall wear. Come and see them', whether you are ready to buy or not. HODGE]'vS BROS. Direct Importers oderich Women Are Eager to Serve. Mrs. Frank A. Vanderlip, wife of the president of the National City Bank in New York, has been extreme- ly active in war relief 'rut*, both iss worker herself and as a director of the thousand and one new occupations that are open to women at this time. Writing in the September issue of 1 arper's Bazar, now ready, Mrs. Van- d4 elip makes this statement : "}Wo- men are eager to serve. They have already served at home. Now our Government needs their workoutoi.le their homes. They will be ready for sarriflce. I believe that the idea of democracy, with ire promise of oppor- tunity for every child, is a clear and definite belief in the -minds of women, and that we are ready to Rive to our utmost to help create • world demo-. cracy." li Among the great things done by women thus far, Mrs. Vanderlip men- tions the deveiopnient of the Red Cross, the increase and conservietion of the food supply, the taking of the military census of resources, and help- ing to raise the recent Liberty loan. Out at the from two regiments re - returning to Cthe trenches chance to meet. There was the usual ex change of wit. "When'', the blooms war goin' to end 1" asked one nort country lad. "Dunno." replied nue f the southshlres. "We've planted sn e deffydills in front of our trent "Blooueln' optin.ists !" snorted man from the north. "We've pian acorns." WESTER4R LONDON, CANADA SEPTEMBER 7th to 15th,191 t867 --"A half Century of Success" --1917 THE GREAT AGRICULTURAL EXHIBIT ON OF WESTERN ONTARIO $32,000.00 in Prizes and Attra A very interesting Program, including Military features -Tine'? DAILY. FIREWORKS EACH NiGHT \ TWO SPEED EVENTS DAILY t` c ARDUCEP RAILWAY KAT1IS Prize Lists, Entry Forms and all information from the, Secretary. LI RUT.- COL. . M. GARTSHORR, A. M. MUST, President 1 Secretary 4r. • '� Ls'... ver a... The two chief things in a tlby's e," says an English pastor, "should to say his prayers and wash the k of his neck ; the one would re- ind him he hada soul to save, and he other emphasize the reality of the meson.Iri" An shman coming nut of ether in the ward after an operation exclaimed suddenly, "Thank (sod 1 That is over !" "Don't fie too sure," said the man in the next heti, "they left a sponge in me and had to cut me open again." And the patient on the other side said: "Why, they had to open me. too, to And nue 01 their instrument.," Just then the .urgeon who had operated on the Irishman •tack his head in the door and yelled : "Has anybody seep niy liat.'" Poor Patrick fainted, - Your Fall Suitt< Slimmer is nearlj' gone, and it is time to think of fitting yourself out for fall. You will need a light -weight Overcoat for the cooler days, an(l perhaps a new fall Suit. We should like yon to call and see the natty goods we have in stock. We are pleasing .` many particular people, and we believe we can please you. Let us try. R. J. Armstrong MERCHANT TAILOR Mouth Aide Square, Goderich. a YI