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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1917-4-5, Page 22 THvattDAY, APRIL 5, 1917 THE SIGNAL - CODERICH, ONTARIO and the town council ;night give the 1 lead by appointing • committee to 4111) lona work in ...injunction with a committee of citizens appointed at s public caret - Ma SIGNAL PRINTING W., LTD. ing• How sbtwt It, gentlemen ? Pviueigie 1 Hon. Kidney Eiaber, Minister of Ag- riculture in the Laurier Cabinet, de- cline that more recruit.* could have been obtained in Quebec if the right appeal had been made to the people. If this be true. Nr. Fisher, aid The Montreal Daily Mail pointe out, must accept a portion of the responsibility. For thirty years Mr. Fisher has been one of the representative public men of Quebec, and he was under as Meat obligation as anyone else to stake "the right appeal " to the people of his Province.—Toronto News. The News cannot get away with a statement like that. Mr. Fisher is not in authority. What has been needed all along, and is needed right now, is Nome authoritative statement from the (iovei•nment as to what is wanted of the people, not in Quehee alone but in Ontario also. in Quebec. the Gov- ernment seemed to be fearful of doing anything that would offend the Na- tion/albite : but now that Mr. Biondin come out as a recruiter there may be different and a better story to tell. 't-* eRN.L is eseitmM every Tb out the *Wm to The SYousi Builth.. N "'treat. Ooderioh OMtarle Telophaoe No. N. ' uaa' scrrION'I'axaa---One Dollar and Fifty eats per year ; if paid .thusly 1e advance Ove Dollar will be accepted; to .utrmiben tI abs Coital Stater. Ike rate Ie One Dollar sad Fitts Cents strictly in advance. 8ubrortbeis wbo Ail to reosive Tne awNSL regularly by Knell •W cooler • favor by ueluting the publish. blVS bea of Use ?sot etas ear •dupe .. W+.tet chimes of address t. d«Dred, both old and t n. new address .Fouad be given. Remittances may be made by bank draft, express money ord.r, post -office order. or reafatered later. 9uberrtptiooe may oommenw at any time. ADV&NTIUINO T►aaa-lister for display and li- moon. amuse' Legal usddmother will sbe ilt rtlamven on ents.l :e. Dents per floe for first loeertlon and four "ens per flue for each subsequent insertion. Measured by • sonic of solid non -t weirs linea to en Inch. Bustuees Dards of six lines and wader. Five Dollar per year. Advertise- ment. of Lost. Found, Strayed. Situations Vacant, Sit nations Wanted. Houses for Sale(' IO Rent, thou. for Bale or to Rest, Articles for Sale. etc.. not exceeding eight lines. Tweety- five Cent. each insertion t One Duller for e- A mouth. Fifty Cents for ea, bwb•-queot month. Larger advertisements in proportion. An- uovnesmeots to ordinary reading type. Tet Cant.. per line. Nooeonotice lea than Tweu,l- of which is tve he pecuniary benefial t of the object individ- ual or •eoci.tioo. to be considered an •d ver- tieement and charged .o,00rdingl7. To COxltlmrONDgNT*-The oo-operistioo of our antes -Tiber. and readers la cordially Invite ad towerds oinking Tun SION.L & weekly moor of all local. county and district danger. No nom oonirwtion will be attended to velar tt con- tains the name end address of the writer. not o.o.warlly for publication, but as an evideuae of uld reach TH1 8eas•t.oncengtd faith. elater mw ws Items Wedoeed•y own 01 01101 week. - THURSDAY. APRIL 5, 1917 EDITORIAL NOTES. -- 1917—the year of victory. "Uneasy lies the heal that wears a crown." Well, Canadians will now have to quit making remarks about Uncle Sam's cold feet. By the way, aren't there a lot of things Ontario needs worse than the proposed Provincial highway from Windsor to Montreal ? Nick and Bill went up the hill To get a good view of the slaughter Nick fell down and broke his crown, And Bill will come tumbling after. It is rumored that the United States army will fight with all the mod weapons. and that W. J. Bryan will be in charge of the gas -throwing corps. Talking about production, we should like somebody to put in a word for the growing of abundance of green peas this year. We are very fond of green peas. President Wilson, ex -President Taft and ex -President Itoostevelt, who in 1912 had a triangular fight for the Presidency, are novedending together on the war issue- The ssue The member of the Legislature who ridiculed the teaching of art in the public schools, and thought it more sensible that the child should be taught to pull carrots than to make a drawing of a carrot in flower, perhaps does not know as much about what is needed in the schools as he thinks he dobe. • The Department of Education is open to criticism, but the criticism should be well informed. A. R. Carman. writing in The Cana- dian Magazin.•, stators that the feeling against the conferring of titles in Can- ada "is pausing away .us the rime if Canada in importance in the Britieh family leads to an increaee inCanadi•n tithe." This is a hold statement. if the newspapers eor ectly interpret public Opinion, John Rose Robertson's refusal of *title won him more esteem titan any Canadian ever got by accept.- ing one. es in the German Reichstag the other day, according to a cabled report, one of the members declared that "diplo- matically we hist the war before it had militarily begun." He referred to the symtem of alliantlps whii•h Brit- ain had created within %r rent years. This wet. the work of Mir Edward Grey. rine of the greatest and ablest men that. have .occupied the Foreign Hecretary's office in a century. He built. up alliances which, as is now ad- mitted in Germany. won the war for Britain before it commenced. And yet Sir Edward Grey is lampooned by Northcliffe and his yetkrw pre at most am if he were a traitor. The First of July this year will be the fiftieth anniversary of Confedera- tion, and men), places in Canada are planning celebrations of min than or- dinary magnitude. Occurring in the midst of a great war. in which Canada to taking no mean part, the mein' s;entetinial will be an occasion for great pat riot ie demonmtrat.innm ; but it ought to he something more than this. Why ehouhl not .twne-tt ntion be paid to the historic sign;flranee of the day, an that it may be impressed upon the rising generatem, and upon all of tar, what. Canaria Mande for and what Canadian have done and aspire to do? 7 he echo oht might be arcked to ns 1st in the demonstration by contributing petriotiv choruses'. and there might he addreeess from a few of the leading citizens '.m IwIMot to speak on the thence of Canada This; le the .sort of celebration we Nh.etkl like to see in (loderieh thin year. Now would be s gond time to rdnmenes preparations, Federal Election This Year? Tuesday's London Advertiser says : There is • brightening and polishing of political armor among the Conserv- atives to London and in Western On- tsrio these day., he whisper having been sent forth toot an election will he held between send time and har- vest. According to well-known Conserv• stove leaders, the call fess gone forth. The session of Par'iamentt scheduled for April 14 will ire brief. smtbey say, an immediate appeal t o the country being certain. They figure that it will coque io June, when the farmers are reatiug between 'Desmons. A oonventian to nominate a ratan to lead the Conservatives will be held very soon. There is great activity among the members of the old guard, and they are trying very hard to start an entbusiaatic rainy. a Figuring that there is • possibility that the war will be over before the extension expires, the party has de. Bided to take • chsnoe in wartime, rather than wait until it is all over. Less will b., known now than will be discovered later. A definite announcement is antici- pated at an eatly date. DOINGS AT THE LEGISLATURE. Toronto, March 31. —All the English Liberal members voted with the Gov. rrnment on the latter's bill to appoint a commission to take the place of the Ottawa separate. school board, if the latter neglect, or refuses to obey the school laws. Five French members were the only ones to tote against the measure. Mr. R 'well said that tbe Privy Council had rendered its decisions oar the Ottawa sehoul caw. one of them WHERE HURON LAGS BEHIND. The County Should Have a District Agricultural Representative, Says Mr. Revell. A number of years ago the Guerin brace witb their special lines of wort. Departments ot Agriculture and Edu- cation selected six graduates from the Ontario Agricultural College, and. 1t might almost be saki, foisted thews men upon the people in certain couutlee as represe•tatives of the Department of Agriculture. The idea then was that tbexe men should lecture on agricultural subjects in the bind high schools That idea was the chief object In the appointments. These mea were practically lett to their owa resources as te what other work' they should attempt in their respective counties. The wtsaius of these men was little understood; they were much leer appreciated, especially by the , farmers ill those counties. Their wel- come was anything but encouraging; mere each as, 'This 1s the youug wan who has come down to show us bow to farm," were not infrequent. Yet while that idea was very far from the object of his appointment, it was la tact Irhat he actually did for many farmers. True he did not go out and endeavor to show thele sous of the soil how to bold a plow, how W drive a horse. or things , of that nature that many men expected. lint he did, and will continue to show many farmers • great many little points which are essential to a successful practice of agriculture. b He showed them bow to judge live stock, which many, in spite of the i year's they had been farming. were unable to do. He showed them how to I test seed corn, oats. etc.; be helped them to organise Farmers' Clubs; he surveyed their fields for underdrains, and many other works, for which the farmera were very grateful. Just here I might say .bat I secured • college student to survey Ridgcreet . Farm a few years ago, for dreluage. This work was done in a manner stud- i lar to that done by the representatives. About that time I was informed that "Any fool could tell which way the water ran." Yet these same surveyors bave found drains so laid that if they did work, the water would have to run up hill; they have found five -inch tile drai*ing into three-inch tile. Yet, "Any fool can tell which way the water runs." 'This survey was a needless expense," and many other such compli- ments were handed out. In this par- ticular case the writer had to board one man for • week, did fouror five days extra labor, and paid him $1.50 for hie week's work. For this expanse the Ontario Agricultural Culleee furnished • map of the farm showing all the fences, trees. buildings. the levels every ne hundred feet, the sizes of tile re- quired aa3'advfsable location of &mins etc., etc. Such nonsense ! Ye Oode ! "What is the country coming to'" Why to Agricultural short courses in every county. The writer bas bad the privilege of visiting a, large number of these classes in Eastern and Western Ontario. These classes vary In sage from elx 10 travesty. 1f one may judge from ap- pearances practically all classes were most entbualaetio in the work of the representative. Thane students drive from as far away as ten miler to these classes every morning and return at night to do chores at home. 1 have personally met cases whero students' have risen an hour or two earlier in the morning. and In cold stonily days, n oilier to accomplish some especially itrtant task and still gel to the class for the opening lecture at 9:30. I know of cases where special lecturers were scheduled to remain two or three hours with a plass. but the interest of the class in the subject In hand compelled him to remain for • day and a halt. I know of cases where a lecture was to be given in forty-five minutes, to close about noon hour. yet the class asked questions for another throe quarters of an hour. This is indeed a very brief account of a few details of the work done by the representative of the Department of Agriculture. The work has proven so successful and so popular that the num- ber of offices in Ontario has increased from six in 1906 or 1909 W over forty in 1916. Ontario was the first province to make the experiment. To -day the "County Agent," as he is called in the United States. 1s found in many coon - ' ties in many states of the anion. Some men say the public like to be humbugged—a nice compliment to the majority of the farmers in over forty counties of Ontario. People liked to be hun.bugged. It I am not seriously mistaken the present cat has lasted so long because certain nations have been humbugged. But we all know what is in store for those humbuggers. There are three or four counties in Ontario which have not yet asked the Department of Agriculture for a repre- sentative and promised the grant to- ward his maintenance. Who in 0.2 - tufo is humbugged, the people of Huron and two or three other counties or the remaining forty odd 11. K. RE.VELL As the representative moved about the country he gradually became more popular. He soon became a welcome visitor wherever be went. Later, the idea was conceived that a local short course in agriculture bead in some suit- able place might be profitable. A com- munity was selected. a prograim map- ped out covering a period of four to six weeks of five days each week. The declaring Regulation 17 to be valid program ooutdated of lectures on teal - and the other declaring the former lizers and handling of manures, on the Act wbe,eby the cnntiol of tbe Ot- composition of feeds, the relation of tawa separate sebuoia was transfers ed chemistry, bacteriology, botany and to • Government commission t . be it • physics to actual farm practice, soil vol d. The Pi ivy Council's decision tillage, crops and cropping, judging live should! be accepted lay all concein. d. stock, farm book-keeping, etc., etc. He hoped Mat t be O .ansa school hoard would obey the law and he thought it was their duty, to do m. Alth, ugh Mr. Rowell did not think that 1130 (love' nwrnt'. pi ()posed 'method of dealing with the matte' now• wan the safest or surest way of securing the enforcement of the law, yet since it public speaking. Foch small endeavors had taken the responsibility of intro- have often been the Mittel epeechee ducing it. he would not put anything of future Parliamentarians. These n the way of tbe Government's giving classes are beld, one by each represen- full effect to its policy, ss he fully tatiee each year, and in a different agreed that the law should be obeyed section of. the county tbe succeeding Botb Mr. Rowell and the Prime years. Minister boped harmony would be The Provincial Department of Agri - maintained hetweeu the r aces. culture co operated with tbe repreeen- lncrease in Nickel Taxes. tatives and secured the services of a A Apert iucreaee in the revenue of number of practical men who were the Province, which should tend to re- specialists in some parties phase of lieve somewhat the pressure of of he, farming. These special's ere sent taxation. comes as a direct rr.nit oftee the classes where t r services the campaign carrled on by the Lit- were required and cave the boys and young men the benefit of their expel.. Short excursions were made to those farms where good types of the different classes of farm animals were %available and these animals handled and judged by the students. Teams were chosen and debates on suitable subjects bald. This debating gave valuable practice in THE WAR.J er.le its the Legislature since 1915 for , heavier taxation or the tioternationsl Nickel Company. It is roughly esti-, wet -ed that under the new syst. w of taxation, if the Act follows the ha -is of the eommi'iinu's Dep .rt, the inter. ■ ational Nickel Company will h..ve to pay the Province this year neatly a million dollars in taxation, instead of tbe paltry $30,(X111 a year which 1, has been paying and which the (i,vertaa fluent was allowing it to pay until abs Opposition fntced the ie-ue. The new Govei nment till affects not only nickel mimes. but all min ng Cunelrnb whose annual profit.. fee ed *10.000. The tax is steed trim three to five per cent., with a Milling se. e of one p, r cent. edditionsl for every e ve million dollars extols aohtf$l profits. Now RegMtrsboe Scheme. . A Complete change in tle-ntetbiid"o geeing voters on the help for Proein cid elections is embodied in the Goy. ernment's bill to inclnde women voters and soldiers who a e away from their bomee. lar the cuunt ie. of the Plovinee • hoard. consisting of two judges, • sheriff. a clerk of the County Court and t h. Crown attorney, will be responsible for the appointment of enumerator." for each township to put on Om nam.. of all voters. Every woman of legal age, who i. a British subject or who becomes such, will he entitled to vote. Notes. Racetrack gambling is still a very II we Issue. Lamhert Wigle, liberal mem- ber for South Rwez, again spp.aled to Hon. 14r. M.ilatry to t.eke action against the evil. Th. Windsor Record says McGarry should resign. Overs' smrodments to the Temper - ..era Act designed to strengthen the law are being worked out hempen the Government and the Opposition. The Government rejected the reso- lution of J. C. Elliott, M. P. P. for West Middlemen, calling for the prose cotton of is eanhines. What we thick muses more fedi- aeatiosii than what we sad, During 1915-16 • series of articles in The London Spectator, written by • soldier at. the front, attracted much attention. 1'bey were collected in • volume entitled "Tbestudent inArm•,' which has now run through ten edi ties)-. The article which follows was tier last to carne from bis pen, being published in false $pestdor simultan . ouely with tbe Dews that he had been killed in a tion on the s irritate. This article Iles since been reproduced in pamphlet form and distributed by the thoueaud t u-ougbuut England and the army in France.) This is at present the soldier's favor- ite chnru. at !be front : •' W hat'. the use of worrying 1 1t never we. worth cook' So pack up your troubles in your old kit -bag, And Smile. Smile. Smile'" Not a had chorus. either. for the trenches ! You can't st •p • shell from bursting in your tieo h, even if Mr. Rawson con ! You can't stop the rain. or prevent a light froom going up just as you are halfway over the parapet ...so what on earth is the use of worrying ? It you can't alter things, you must accept them, and make the lest of them. Yet moms, men do worry. and by so doing, effectually destroy their peace of mind without doing anyone any Roo'. Wl a' is worse, it is often the religious men who worrier. I have beard it meld that the soldier is so caielese. realizes his position so little, is so baud to touch. And, on the other hard, t have heard the soldier -sy Gist he did out w int religion, Iw- ra..ee it would make him worry. Strange, isn't it. 1f1131tristlaaity means worry and anxiety, and 11 it N .only the beathen that is cheerful and fres from care ? Yet the feeling that this is so undoubtedly exists, and it must have some foundation. Perhaps It le one of the subjects which ought to en - Kegs the attention of churchmen In these lay. of "repentance and hope." Of course, worrying is about as un- christian as anything can be. "Don't worry about your life" 1. the Master's express command. In (act, the call of Christ is a call to something very like the cheerfulness of the soldier in the trenches. It is • call to a life of ex- ternal turmoil and internal "I came not to bring penes, ,l ut a sword," "take up your crow and fol- low Me," "ye shall he het d," "he that would .ave his life shall lose it." It is' a call telt ate risks. to risk poverty. un popularity, humiliation, death. it is • call to follow the Way 01 the Uro... But the way of the Crow is also the way ot peace. the peace of (i ,d tie, t passeth understindiog. It is a way of freedom from all cares and anxi- eties and fears ; but out a way of es- cape from them. Yet worrying is often a feature of the actual Christian. He is often a w an whose COnea:ieoC. is an incubus.. He coo do nothing without weighing motives and calculating results. It makes him introspective to an extent that is positively morbid. He is con- tinually probing himself to discover whether his motives are [wally pure and disinterested. continually trying to decide wbetber he is "worthy" or "fit" W uudertake this of that respon- sibility, or to face this or that event- uality. He is full of suspicion of him- self, or of self -distrust. In the t reecho' he is always wondering wbether be is flt to die, whether be will acquit him- self worthily in a crisis, whether be bas done anything that be ought not to have done, or left undone •oythiog that he ought to have done. E-pec- ially if he is an officer, hie responsibil- ity weighs on him terribly, and I bees known mere than one good fellow and conscientiouii Cbristiau wcrry him - elf into thinking that be was unfit for his responeihilities as an officer, and ask to be relieved of them. There must be something wrong about the Christianity of such men. Their overconscientiouaness seems to create a wholly wrong sense of the significance of their own actions and characters which is as far removed as can he from the child -like humility which Christ twgbt. The truth seems to he that we lay far Geo mach stress on conscience, self-examination, and personal salvation, end that we trust the Holy Spirit tar too little. If we look to the teaching of Chr et, , we do not find any recnmeuendation , to metirulnus self-analysis, Mit rather , we are taught • kind of marque! reck- lessness., an unquestioning confidence In what em to be right impulses, i se `grid that quite regardless of results. We are not told to be careful to spend 1 ea, h peony to the fret advantage ; het we are told that if nur money is preventing us from entering the Hing - d •m we had Fetter give it all away. We sr- not told to set • high value on our Yves, end to -pond them with care for the good of yhe Kingdom. On the contrary we are told to risk our lives recklessly if we would preserve them. A sense of anxious responsibility is di•errrrwged. If our limbs cause us to offend, we sreedvis d 1, cut ihem ..ff. The whole teaching of the Gospels i. that we have got t r find freedom and peace in trusting ourselves implicitly to the care of G.od. We have got to follow what we think to be light quite recklessly, and leave the Jesup to God - end in judging betweso right an wrong we ate only given two rules for our guidsn^r. Everything which shows love for God and love for man is right. and everything which shows personal ambition and anxiety is wrong. What all this means as far as the trencbee are concerned is extraordin- arily clear. Tate Christian is advised not to be too pushing or ambitious. He is advised to "take the lowest room." Hut if be is told to move up lumber, he has got to go. 1f he is given responsibility, there is no gtreO- tion of refs-ing it. He has got to do his best and leave the issue to Ood. If be does well, be will be given more responsibility. Batt there Is no need to worry. The same formula holds good. Let him do his best and leave the issue to 00d. It he does badly— well, it he did his beet, t,h►r, means that be was not flt for the job, end he must toe willing to take a bumbler job, and do his beat at that. As for persnnsl danger he must not think of it. If he is killed, that is a sign that he is no longer indispensable. Per- haps he is wanted elsewbere. 'Che enemy can only kill the body, and the body is mit the important thing about him. Every man who goes t, war must, if he is to be happy, give his body. a living sacrifice, to tied and his country. It is no longer his. He need net worry *b sit it. Thef peace of Goal which paweth all undlrstind- ing simply comes from not worrying about results because they are (rod's business end not ours, and in trusting implicitly all impolarm that make for love of God and man. Few of u■ perhaps will ever attain to a full tneasure of such faith : but at. Imut, we can make sure that nur "Christianity" brings us nearer to it. 1— CRUSADER. Yon took tbe rro...t although yon didn't show ft. Twee graven on a heart and not • shield ; Tway for the craw. although you didn't know It. You mocked the horrors of the bloody field. Y nu were bet one . there wet. • heat of others Who found fell manhood when the trumpet. blew ; llarenadeu.ty yea felt they were roar brother. Nor knew that Ood wee calling them and yon. I mean, you dtd.l hear she valeta c illlog. You simply followed r Ms Spirit lee: And whsn you • sw them all about you falling. Yo' didn't know that'twa• for Christ t ss bled. Duty lutp•lle.t yon. and you near fattened - There war no need for her to whisper totes; Th. tied you maw set -net nor wenn bave •Rased You teak the arras and made the aaet/flre Tb. SpectatortLoadoel A Yarn from the Diner. Two leen were in • dining -car. or- dering breakfast. The aro one said to the waken : (}Sorge, you may bring e two rn (tied eggs. some►,i� toVirginia ham, • pot of eoffee and some rolls," "Yaw." Yea pay lees for this car but it gives you more enjoy - meet, metro mileage and longer service than those whidi cost more. The Touring Car gives the almost is automobile valve, pride of ownership and eeeios'r. Lily a Ford this year asd save mosey—wiles saving is a national duty. The other said : "You nay bring me the same." •' Y a seas'• The second man then called after the waiter, and remarked : "Just eliwinst.e the eggs." "Yaws." fill in a moment the waiter same hack. ,•'Souse me, how, hot lost what did you all say erhout dens aigs r "i said just eliminat- the eggs." "Yaws." And he hurried ■gain to the liuy kit •tiro. in another moment he came beck once more, leaned confidently •ed penitently over the table, and said : "We had • bad accident jest a/o' we leave de depot dig mornin', boor, an' de eliminator done int heated off right at de handle. 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The mind has a trick of transposing figures - instead. of "1263" you are quite likely to say "1623.' q And when you thus ask for the wrong number, you waste your own time, the opera- tor's. and the time of the person called through your error. 1 Director, first is a good principle. In the and it saves tune and temper to Ars consult the latest issue of the telephone book. The Bell Telephone Co. of Canada sit d 'Ted service • • • •er was i.esate •