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WALTRR E. KELLY, J.P..
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ents obtained in all countries. YB at
tian+as Street, Montreal.
meas far resrw.etea. •
BroOhe} Bros,
AODRRiCH
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Funeral DireCisrs
and FshaI.ers
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beam sight ter day -
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wise the average Oseedtan is routes -
Oa every seat sad cutLiag out the
aralls o keep dowse ezppetnaw the Hor-
des (loverLmant is going in for esters
bleed bead le • gem• ons, not to soy
lavish. taailoa
Without much *train on the soled,
it is psesibie to recall at isms b•Ifore
doses royal oommi.siose-which ism
Mg same they give their hired help -
who are sow beins,pald to do what Is
ree'ly the Governesses week.
Just s few off the top. There le the
Da.idsoo cowwi.sioo, whose duty is
to follow up, amplify] end ezteud the
revelations made before the public
seewnto committee. The purchasing
oomasiaaioo, which is to clesoie and
elevate the busieew of buying twery
awppiies. sed free it from the Meath
of sesodaL T'b• .hell eowsoisaiva,
wbkb is to play the obeli game for
Outside is an hooat and emcieot man-
ner. The unemployment commiwioo,
which tells the workingman that Ood
moves in • mysterious way, but mostly
1• •Mortal• cycles cf seveo fat ane
seven ran years. The marketing
cOmrsleaioo, welch aims to provide
the wheat farmer with kind words in
lieu of trawportation fecilitise. The
high cost of living commission, which
drew up a report but never printed it
because it was overshadowed by the
high cost of dying in +Europe. 7'b.
bene, terms for British Columbia
Indians comwisaioe, whom function is
to prevent the red man being skinned
sllve unless the 8. t'. (iovetowrnt gets
its shale. The Felgu...n comu,issioe,
whose miasma was to unesllh dead
Oris tiro, rawer king the ermrtet y. as
it were, for this gold titling.. The
Georgian Bay Canal cowu:Heioo,
which set veto its chief purpose when it
links n ,bat amiable philo.epbrr Mas,-
ford Evans with ■ Uoreruttent jib.
The --bub what's the use of stringing
out the list of those p14•re01 :? Suffice
it to say that royal couum;..i.di are
Maoist as gavels -14 es esu -ages.
All these royal coulmi..iou• at. at
work, but there is some doubt •a to
whether the are earning them money.
Take the oney.+
Davidsonavidson cooneisut e, for
example. it consists of ooe roes, a
Quehec judge, Sir Charles Peres
Day idaoo. An opinion grows that for
• gentleman whose twiddle name is
Peers he might peer more deeply and
widely than the facts appear to indi-
cate. The Davidson commiui..0 is
following up thescaodals ail • i,tbt, Inst
that is about all. it keeps strictly in
the footsteps of the public sect -nous
ocwmittee, covers the same ground,
and doest.'t budge from the middle of
the road to see bat is behind the
hedge. A good mod faithful royal
commission, that Cont'hurt anybody
,.'bet hasn't been hurt before.
Reports (rows British Columbia tend
to wow that the interesting transac-
tion of the t wo submarines, purchased
in a moment of inspiration by Sir
Richard McBride, and billed to Can -
Ade at 111,150,(110, is being scrutinized
as between gentlemen. Suspicion can-
not live in that genial atmosphere.
Sir Richard appears and handsomely
duties everything Nohody smuts to
wish to bring that dignified and haau-
tiful head •.f early grey hair in sorrow
to the grave.
So tar as can be men at this distance,
the chief facts remain unexplained and
no satisfactory answer is given to Si
questions like these : Why did r
Richard telegraph to Ottawa first that
the pries was to be S1.060.000,S1.060.000, *nil
then •cod a second telegram raising
0.• aide another bund red thousand?
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Why was the cheque split two ways?
Why, moreover, was 11.130.00) mid
for two bargain -counter submarines
that Chili turned down at 1750 000•
To all these quti.,ns, echo answers
why?
At ell events Qtly faint replies •
made. as for example when M•nag
Patterson, of the Seattle Dryiock w
Oonstrriction Company, explain tb
Chili didn't get the boats becau
Vitali was broke, which is prohuDly
news to Chili. Chili declares that •
refused the boats because they w
batter divers than they were swt -
mers-that is to say, when they we
down they wanted to stay d?wn, end
couldn't be coaxed up short of wr•ec -
ing tugs and steel cables. But no
.'bat Sir Charles Davidson has 1
down in one of 'ear and has roma
the top again, the Cbilian conte•nti
may he held to have been disproved
When a High Court Judge 000sents
set .. Jonah to a tin whale he most
pretty sole of his return ticket
in Vretolia they will tell you that t
submarines are pretty safe as long
they go down only Dace at a time
they bare to go down three times i
secces.i .n hefore they drown.
Talking of British Columbia and
royal cmmiisicreminds one of the
Joint Indian commission, approved
toy the Dominion and the Britian ('
umbi a Governments. It is built tat
I oo a sen.e of humor. is now in i
third w
rd ye. and has already coot tE
country over i'31t1,000. Vne of i
members once told inc that if it wee
necessary in the Pursuit of bet
terms for the British Columbia I
dians, the commission would not he
irate to cross the ocean to Brglan
end remain at the Savoy hotel in Lm -
don for six smooths while it looked up
Mats doc.meste, treat ie.. Crown
grants from George the Third trod
Moiler matters.
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