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Poor Egg1
'•Heti s • Swim named Beg wbc
Jivse in New York petitioning to kava
bis name changed..'
"Sort of an egg shake, eh! what's
the trouble?'"
"He and hie family have four chil-
dren, and bis fame* le cooaat'y
tarred to as the balfMns,
dcaeo eggs. He
claims hie yolk is too heavy to les
borne.-.
'Why doesn't he lay for his tormen-
tors s r"
"It appears that be did oars, and Rot
beaten, whipped to a froth. Poor
Egg could barely scramble bonne."
- too Teenier apt.
The Intrepid tie*
"Don't you think women are more
courageous than torn challenged
the ebatopioo of her sex.
"Of course," said the horrid cynic.
"No man would ever dare to get r K a
car the we7 the average wtiwau does.-
- Kansas (lite titer
Mr. Haymow -Maw. this letter from
'Hiram says hi. college crew has taken
to the water. Mn. Haymow-Tbsnka
be for that ! I'm glad to see temper -
mice 1. matin' some headway in them'
higher institutions. --Buffalo Exuma.
Mn. De Style -That women has
ouch • silly excuse for neglecting Mr
social duties. Mrs,. Hilton -Whet i.t
it Mr.. De Pyle -Her children. -
Judge
"Yes, sir, 1 Came upon i huge fear
track and spent all of three hours
rnilbn¢ the beast to wbe.e he toss
lurking in his den in the rocks " "And
what then:'" 'Then 1 spent five
minutes getting home."- Houston
Poet.
isteemEgmegimm
WEAR
The Charm of Eastern Fragrance
is typified in every sealed packet of
11
Selected leaves from the finest plantations,
famous for teas of subtle deliciousness.
SALADA is fresh and tree from dust.
BLACK, MIXED OR GREEN B 77
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County and District
Zurich has purchased • $310 street
sprinkler.
July 211th is the date .elected for
Varne'.civic holiday.
1 Albert ('.,riper fractured his shoulder
while nleying football at Hulmeeville
rrceutly.
A garden party- recently held at
1)utf. church u.anae, Walcott. realized
the sum of y:Vs).
i frank Coley, of Hensel!, was fined
Rt, at London. (or utter log pro -German
aeutiments while under the influence
• of liyuot.
The little daughter of John Little,
of the lth concession, Morris, 1.11 from
a fence and broke her right atter near
tbe elbow.
Tbe barn of Argus McDermot, on
the lid concession, Huller. was de-
stroyed by fire on Jul- ;th. The origin
of the fire is unknown.
Lance -Cot poral Roy N Fair. who
weer killed in action ou ,lune r,ch. we.
the youngest brother of Mrs,. liter.,
J iV. Johorton, of Ethel.
1.The horn and contents belonging to
i Wni Rose, on the l nth Ninre.ruin of
1 Hullett, was destrnred during a !hun-
t
der.turm un .duly?tb. 'I be barn was
insured for Shutt.
Miss Wady., WW1it-rip, of (trey
township. who has just graduated (roar
StJ.atftn.i N ,tined Srhoot, ba, tern
engaged to teach the MaocrikR school
for the next year.
1 Berth• M•y, daughter of Mr. and
;Mrs. John Petrie, of the i:h concert-
i
once -
.ton of A•htield, was married on June
Vfib to .lames McMillan, of Port Al -
bet t, by herr G. liououi.
Hey. W. Moulton. who has been
j ipp.tinte.l by the Bishop of Huron to
the Mjduleton, Holmesville and Sunt-
, urethill parish, assumed his new
charge on, Sunday, July- lob.
.� J'lyJ4
I Mr. and Mrs. John \Voods, of Bay-
' field, nonounce the eo +gement of
it.their second daughter. Viola M.. t ,
T. L Wuns.of Zurich. the wedding
ts!(►pbslMeaftyl At>Dast T
8. A. Campbell, son of Mr. and Mrs.
Donald, Campbell, of Craob: ook, was
married recently at Aasisibos, Sask.,
to Miss Eva N. Neff. The young
couple "vitt reside at Assioibole.
Mr. Join Sherritt. of Stephen town-
ship. has been given a (iovernmertt
portion to supply all the cattle needed
tut the Provincial institutions. .*b
as asylums. jails and prion farms.
!Wm John .Cameron, 13. A. too of
Moi. and Mae. W.. t aaaerou. o$ . Cram-
brook. was recently monied at East
Orange, N.J . to Miss %pry Lee'tlmith.
The honeymoon was spent in Canada
Samuel Hueston, of the Lake Shore
road, Stanley, Inas leased his farm to
his son, Carrot, and bas moved into
the residence recently purchased at
Rayfield Ito in his• father-in•lew. Mi.
Hart toot].
h Your Roof One of •
Those in This Town
that need our attention ' The
longer. yon delay making the need
repair. the more damage th
weather iii, loins and the greate
your expense.
Tinning and Repairing
roof., also building gutter% and
leaders. is our part of this wink'.
work, and we do it well.
Better send for us now and be read
for the coining weather.
Fred Hunt
ffwmi:ton Street FJ:cre 1
The trustees of the Walton public
school have engaged Miss Lixz a Dick-
• son. of they to en*hip, and Mors Ross.
of McKillop, ss teachers for the next
year. at Siderite of St13(1 and• $330 re-
spectively .
While 1'ercv Monk. of :ticker -smith.
WWI driribg into Sealorth his hone
tout fright at an auto And jumped into
the ditch, where it collided with a
1 telegraph post with such lotce that
' neck nae broken
S John Campbell passed away of his
t home on the x h concession of Hu.vick
0 0, nave purchased the Morrison regi•
deuce and will remise to town. Their
son will have charge of their farm.
Mrs. R. J Muldiew, u former resi-
dent here, died recently at Grenfell,
Sask. She is survived by her husband
and two young daughters, aged eight
and three.
Mr. and Mts. James Sutherland. of
Honolulu, were recent visitor. at Mr.
Alex. Sutherland's. It is forty years
sort the brothers met. Jame+ is
rummager of some coastline vessels at
Honolulu.
EX ETER.
Mis+ Winnie Howard. who has heed'
teaching at Edmonton, Alta , is spend-
ine the vacation at her home- here.
She will return to Edmonton.
Richard Brintnelt. eon of Mr. and
Mr,. Jame. Nr n nell was married s
Winnipeg on Julie . itb to Miss Martie
MaeDonaid. The young couple are
spending their honeymoon at the
groom'e old house here.
Private Wm. Snell, of the Landon
Ambulance Corps. while •laming hie
how" here on Joie 1st shot the tops off
two fingers on lo. left band when be
stumbled and fell while carrying a gun.
While working on the railway truck
north of byte l'harle. Birory found
St. Jerome's
e olleje
BERLIN - - - ONT.
Excellent Commercial Department
Excellent High School Department
Excellent College Department
New Buildings with latest
Hygienic Equipments.
The largest Gysaasioin in Canada.
Running Track, Swimming Pool,
Shower Baths, Auditorium.
First -Class Board
Comfortable Sleeping Rooms
Rates Moderate
REV. A. L ZINGER. C.R. President
.were! oracles of ladies wearing ap-
parel hurled in • Rrouodbog's hole. It
le conjectured that .os.euw stole •
wotoan'ssuitcas. and left the contents
there.
Spray Your Orchards
Nothing Pays baiter
1 'ern agent tar all Spray
Materiel, Lime Sulphur,
Div Soluble Sulphur
both Dry and Paste Ar-
senate of Lead.
SPRAY PU;IPS
-both power and hand
m a: h i nes.
FERTILIZERS
We have t be hest brands
and at all prices.
(bore in and see me be-
fore placing your order.
D. F. HAMLINK,
(:n,lerich, Ont.
on .1une:101 h. 11e hr,4resided 01. the '
NMI on which, he die for flit v there
gra. His wife, one soh ass d one ; aUIT MEAT IF YOUR
daughter survive
A meeting of Max -growers from veti-
ous parse of ( Inter ro was held at Hen- i
sell on July ,t h, when au organization
was Iornnd, of which Harold Fair -
Isiah. of Forest. was elected chairman.
It was decided to ask (inrernnoett ao-
ristance for the rreitabliabment tot the
flax industry
INVESTMENT
OPPORTUNITY
Wanted gapltal to Asvelop one of the
snnet valuable sat oral resource* In the
I)oraieiue, onllmited gnantlty of raw
maeetlal to be manufactured into a
realm/tatty for whit* there le an almost
unlimited demand. If yon hare ono
headrest to Ree *aadrewd dollars or more
to lures, where your Iavestnsent will
be well smeared, thea write for partlen•
lam and p roapectns which will convince
yore of lbs shanletelly sore and lards
returns.. Aitlrsss F. O. Boa 109, Ram-
Ilues, Ottl4
Dr. M.D. Scrimgeour, who bolds the
rank of captain, and has been awarded
the Victoria Cross for conspicuous
bravery in Flanders. Is a nephew of
Miss Gardiner. postmidress at Hay-
field. and bas hi,oself visited Beyfleld
on several occasions.
A cement silo which wee being built
no the faint of Den. Reiger, on the
It th conceselon of Godes ich township,
collapsed on Jolly :trd just as the men
were about to start work on It. No
one was hurt, but considerable dam-
age was dose to some marbinery.
Mn. Hugb Mustard. who lived for
easy years on the farm at Bruceffeld
now owned by R. R Higgins, die.1 at
Abilene. Kasw. ,.n May !flet. aged
Mighty -four years. She was the mother
of fifteen eaildren. eleven of whom
sae living.
Mrs. Charles Tyner, of Sumsserhrll,
passed away on Jin. loth in her
twenty•ninth yearfile was a daugh-
ter of Mr. sod Mrs. Joseph Taylor. of
the 9th concession of Mullett. She
war a graduate of Meaforth Collegiate
institute. Clinton Model Sebool and
Stratford Normal Nevem, sad had
taught _school st various places. Her
busbst,d. to whom ahs was married
sees than a year. her parents and six
brothers survive.
SEAFORTH.
Oaptaln Remelt I. the sew otlseer in
ebarRe of the ealeation Army work
Mr*.
Mr. sod Mrs M. Waled. of McKil.
KIDNEYS ACT BADLY
BRUSSELS.
Robert Thomson wes called to Mont-
real owlog to the Blains of bis brother,
Joseph, who died on July 4th. The ir-
onies were interred at Seatertb.
Miss Belle Heodereen is at St. Chris-
topher Camp, Lake bongo', es one of
the four young ladies who assist in
the waaagemeot of the children went
there by the Presbyterian fresh air
fund.
David ROMA c.lehrated his eighty-
ninth birthday on July 55th. lis has
teen a resident here for fifty yearv.
J. T. Wood attended the funeral of
A. R Clarke, at Toronto, last week.
Mr. ('larks was one of the victims of
the Luaitanla disaster.
LUCKNOW.
Mise Kate McGregor is visiting at
('oicago for a few weeks..
Mr Ewart Cameron is attendiog a
summer session at the ('niversity of
Toronto.
Mr. and Mrs. James ti Cater, of
Chicago, are .pending several week•
with relatives here.
Mr. David Andrew has returned to
Brandon after a visit to It. old home
in Ashfield. Mr. Ati lees, is in.truct-
0i of the Indian bay* oil the (iovern-
rdect farm near BrandoEi.
t Miss Annie Cain. daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. T. 1•'. Cain, Lurknow, and
Mr. W. A. Kearney, of (Gilt, were
united in marriage at the ft.:. church,
St. Augustine, on June :inch, Rev.
Father Dean performing tbe cere-
mony. The bride was attended by her
cousin. Miss Veronica Iluehschwerlen,
of Buffalo, and the groomsman was
Mr. W. E. Campbell, of Helton. Mase.
Mr. and Mn. Kearney will reside at
Balt.
Take tablespoonful of Salto if Bsok
herb or Bladder bother, -Drink
lob of water.
WINOHAM.
Miss Edna Dickson. who *pent the
last three years at Vancouver, B. C..
has returned to ber home here.
Gerry Willis is in town looking after
the boot and shoe 'nosiness of his
(ether, W.H. Willis. who is at present
i11 at Tcrooto.
Mn. Arthur Flack died at Edmonton,
Alta., on June 24th, aged forty-five
year.. Both Mr. and Mrs. Flack were
former residents here.
The store belonging to Mn. Rich-
ardson, soutt of King Broe.',is bein g
refitted and, it is expected, w ill be
opened shortly as a restaurant.
Mr. Foster Ferguson, of Orangeville,
who has been engaged as principal of
R'ingham Business' College, has ar-
rived in town. His family will follow
later.
Fire, caused by a apart from the
drying kiln. did damage to the extent
of $21.1: to the buildings at Z.H. Elliott'.
hnrkyards, on the Bluevale road, one
day recently.
Tena. the eigh-year-old daugb•er
of Mr and Mit. John Hawke, died on
June 2I.t at the horde of her grand-
parents at Listowel. where she was
.pending a holiday.
Charles Nicholls, of Florida, spent •
few days with hie brother, A. J. Nich-
olls. It t wenty-two years since his
lest visit het a and he is now en rout.
for England. where he will work at
bre t'ride of machinist.
The salt works of Messrs. (:rev,
Young \ Sperling have been solo( t..
\Ir. A. Young, who conducted a hard-
ware business here for some year.
Nlr. Spatting, who has been part own-
er and manager, is retiring oo a^-
cuuut of ill -health.
Archibald Fisher, one of the poorer.
cf Wingbam, died at Paidey on .July
-.tb. He was a br. ther of the late
Peter Fisher and was engaged in the
milling business here for over forty
years He war in his seventy-ninth
year. A family of eight eutnye.
We are a nation of most ea!ers and
ear blond is filled with uric acid, says •
well-known authority, who warns no to
be constantly on guard against kidney
trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood of this irritating acid, but
beooste weak from the overwork: they
get sluggish: the eliminative treaties eine
and thee the waste is retained In the
blond to poison the entire system.
When vour kidneys ache and feel Eike
lumps of lead. and you hare stjtt ittg
pains in the back or the nrine is dowdy.
ill of sediment, or the bladder is irri-
table, obliging you to seek relief during
the sight; absa you have severe Med-
aehea, ■setas and diary spells. slo•plese-
arae, acid etoseaeh or rheumatism la bad
weather, get from your pharmacist "beet
four ounces of Jad Salts: take •
tablemoonful in a Rias of water before
breakfast each morning and in a few
days your kidneys will set fine. Tkls
famous salts i• made free the field of
raper and lemon juice, renaiined with
litbim sad bar teen tweed for geoerafios
le finer .ted stimulate eleggsd kldarys,
to naatralise no adds In arise so it Is
"radleise e & IMMO •ides: ibe1
Jed flails ifi es ad enssrat
t■jaret mem • d lgbtMI sferressentt
EttaetrataT lilak, and .sbs4y ass arab
• whisks by laking • Utile eseaslesatty
to Imp tabs UMW* slash aad aides
CLINTON.
WOMAN SLJFFERED
TEN TEARS
From Female Ills — Restored
to Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's vegetable
Compound,
Belleville, N. S. , Canada - "l doctored
for ton years for female troubles and
did not get well. 1 read in the paper
about Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and decided to try it. l write
now to tell you that 1 ass eared. Yon
can pabliah my letter as a testirnoniel."
- Mn. SuvausR Barium, Belleville,
Nova Scotia, Canada.
Another Woman Recover*.
Auburn, N. Y. "I suffered from
nervousness for ten years, and had such
organic pains that sometimes 1 would lie
in bed four days at a time, could not eat
or deep and did not want anyone to talk
to me or bother me at all. Sometime"
I would suffer for seven hairnet *time.
Different doctors did the best they could
for me until four months ago 1 began
giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound a trial and new i am in good
health." -Mrs WItunit H. Goa. No. 16
Pleasant Street, Auburn, New York.
The above are only two of the thou-
sands
hoo-sands of grateful letters which are con-
stantiy being received by the Pinkham
Medicine Company of Lynn. Mass.,
which show clearly what great things
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com-
pound does for those who suffer from
woman's ills.
1f yon wast spe-
rlal advise write to
Lydia E. Maidens'
Medicine Co. (confi-
dential ILyaa,)raas.
Tour letter will be
opened, read aad
answered by a wo-
man aad held 1■
strict confidence.
ton. where Mrs. Mennell had eines
resided. Three toes and one daughter
survive.
Mr and Mts.flan. Fennell, of Cobalt.
while visiting the latter'« sister here,
Mre W. H. Down., received the sad
intelligence that their rein, a lad of
thirteen year'', had been drowned near
New Li-keard. A strange coincidence
was that on the same day, at Parry
Hound, the dhow year old son of 11.v.
W. T Busat was drowned while learn -
N to swim. Mrs. Boot also it • sister
of Mrs. Downs.
HURON OLD BOYS' PICNIC.
Takla' the Place et tbe Excursion For m-
erry Held Each Year.
Toronto, JulyI2,-Tbe around annual
picnic of the uron Old Bus of 'Tor-
onto war held at Centre !eland, Tor-
onto, on Thursday last, and was a
decided success. The rain had been so
beavy the day before that many were
doubtful about going, but Thursday
broke bright and Blear, and at about
4 p ru. Huron people I, goo to stream
off the terry Moats in crowds. A
splendid {woman! of spot t v bad bees
arranged under a competent com-
mittee. artd all kind" of trick races
wad gamier were indulged in until WE,
when eves ybody .at down to an ample
and well-prepared *upper, which was
followed by the distribution of pritas
and a gator of indoor baseball.
1t would be impos,.ihle to mention
all who were present, but a few names
It he wives being included)will indicate*
the scope of the gathering: Major
Beck, R. Hasten. Harry Charas, Dr.
Mean, Hobert Miller, Dr. Hellerv, Mr:
1'owrl!, Tho.. Mcliillrruddy, E. Floody,
Itobt. Holmes, Hiles Davie, H. J. 'rim -
solos, It Handereon, .1. Cockerline,
Deo. Newton, 1)r. Belden. Alex. Arm-
*trone. 1)r. Stanbury, Thos. Hoole,
N. tohhlydiek, John Dickson, John
Dyer, John Itobert.on and :a host of
young people.
Everybody spoke in generous terms
of praioe of the plea+ant time enjoyed
and of the determination to make the
affair an annual success.
It ran be ewid w ith perfect candor
that there was not a "younger.' couple
on the grounds than 1)r. W. Woan
and his esteemed wife, formerly of
Blyth. The ih,ct.or te now in his
eigbty`thirdsyeer and, nc. matter how
old Mn. rilnan is she does not look it ;
both are in the prime of health and
vigor, carry their year. remarkably
well, and their noaoy old friends in
Huron will I* delighted to know they
are so well.
Tbe annual excursion to Huron.
which has been a feature connected
with this Association for years, hay
been diueontinue.l owing to the unfav-
orable attitude of the railway, which
has made the rate prohibitive, and at-
tention will lir directed towards a
picnicin future. The arrangement. this
verse were necessarily meagre owing
to the uncertain weather. but it is al-
together likely that in the future they
will he more complete, and the waist-
anre and ro-operation of all Nnronians
in the city to this enol is invited.
Children's
ROMPERS
WASH SUITS
at Big Reductions
•
Cut Prices on all the
Straw fiats in stock.
McLean Bros.
Semi -Ready Tailors
Carhartt Overalls Fitwell Hats
Holeproof Hose
41111., Mr= mir
Mr. D. S. -Cluff has returned from
the Welt, where he •pent several
rnont hs.
Misses Olive Cooper and Elizabeth
l'hidley ate taking a course in domes-
tic science at Toronto.
ilszel, the seven-year-old daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Carter, 1x11 from
a tree and broke her arm near the
wrist.
Mr. and Mrs. Olaf Olson and dough-,
ter Florence, former resident, of Clin-
t an, were killed by a cyclone at liraa*c
Lake, in Southern Alberta, about a
week ago.
I)r. Harry Williams, who was shot
and killed at Hamilton recently by
Hedgewnod Holmes, was .1 eon of Dr.
11. W. Williams, one time mayor of
Clinton
Dr. J (Gilmon, of Sault Ste. Marie,
who was recently elected president of
the Dominion Medical Council, was
visiting hie mother. Mr•. H. MacLen
nan, last week.
Hat .1. daughter of Mr. amt air-.
James Scott, was quietly mattied on
July titbto Cecil P. Brewer, of Mor:
tread. formerly manager of the Molson. I
Hank, Clinton.
While paddling in the lake at Hay-
field on Dominion Day, Niro, Ed.
Welsh. daughter of Mr. and Mn.
H. Holland of town, ran a rusty rank. -
into her foot and bar since been uudrr
the doctor's care.
O. D. McTaggart ha'' rreeived from
hit son, Lieut H: -nater, McTaggart who
is with the troops in France. a tone
fuse taken from one of the (German
per jectilee. 1t is of brass and weighs
almost three pound,.
A priest wedding took glare it St
Paul's chinch on the evening of .lune
•nth, when itev .1 1'. Potts united
M rtle, daughter of Mr and Mr.. C.
1110001.
of Summerhill, and Welling -
t, Holuzbaner, of town. as mw and
Pi P.
Mn W. J. Harland paries away Fit
her bone at (Guelph on Jnly Ith from
paralysis. She was the dithebter of
the late Rowell Read and Mn. Read
and spent nearly all her life in Clinton.
removing in Guelph ab.nnt threw year.
ago. Her hu.bend. thew arses and
two daughters survive The intermits'
tont place at Clinton cemetery
Klisaheth Milner. widow of lbs, late
John Mennen, passed wway at the
home of her .on -in .ass, John Meriden,
on .tune Ithh. Hire was a native of
Yorkshire, kngland, hot had lived in
Canada Mee* 1M64 After farthing for
• time on the 12th ameeesion of Hol
IN t, the family moved in IMO to Clio -
WARM WEATHER
SUGGESTIONS
Coal Oil
Stoves
Refrigerators
Screens -
Hammocks
Art
Silver
We handle three makes, the New Perfection ; the
Detroit, for either oil or gasoline ; the Clark Jewel.
Call and see them demonstrated and get our prices.
It is "a penny wise and a pound foolish' not to
have a good refrigerator. You lose more in pro-
duce in one season than would pay big interest on
the investment, to say nothing of having your food
kept sweet and fresh. Call and see our line of
Refrigerators.
Keep the flies out. They are big carriers of dis-
ease. Call and see our large assortment of Screen
Doors and Windows ; prices and sizes to suit
every person.
In Hammocks we have a very large range for your
choice ; prices from $2.00 to $8.00.
June Weddings are now on. You will want to get
something nice for your friend. Have you seen our
Ware nice assortment of Depos-Art Silver Deposit Ware?
This Deposit on china is Sterling Silver. The
pieces consist of Tea Sets, Cocoa Sets, Salts and
Peppers, etc.
Are you going to do any building ? We have just
received another carload of Portland Cement. Call
and see us before purchasing.
Now is the time to make arrangements for your
winter supply of Coal. Do not forget that we
handle Scranton Coal and that all our Coal is
weighed on th market scales. Chestnut Coal,
$7.5o per ton dung June ; Stove Coal, $7.50 per
ton during June ; Egg Coal, $7.25 per ton during
June ; Summer Wood,, $2.25 per cord ; -lard Wood,
2 so per cord.
Cement
Coal
FOR YOVR PLUMBING, HEATING. LAVES - TROUGHING. TIMSMITHING
AND ELECTRIC WIRING. GIVE t)S A CALL. ALL RORK PROMPTLY
ATTENDED TO AND FULLY GUARANTEED.
CHAS. C. LEE
Phones: STORE 22
HOUSE 112