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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1914-10-29, Page 3• 4:L41wlnw w_ es • Am eF. J ONTARIO POOTLIPT The leading Sulky Ptnw to Oo- tario. Other popular Riding Plows are the rolarto Fcy)tltft and Beaver Gang or Sulky. We have Orown and Kid Kan- garoo Walking liaog., Frost t Wood and Oocksbutt single Walking Plow., Cook.butt Dtac sod Fertiliser Disc Grain Drill.. A full line of repair. and Plow Pointe alwsys on hand. ale Herbert F. Morris Hamilton Street T. Swans' 'Bus, Livery aed Back Stables MONTar:AL &rawer ' JUHT OFF THU SgUAax cs BUSKS MEET ALL TRAINS AND : PASSENGER : BOATts Passengers called for in any part of the town for all triins at G. T. R. or C. P. R. depots. Prompt service and careful atten- Our Livery and Hack service will be found up- to-date in every reepe'rt. Your pat ronagwsolidted- T. SWARTS ('hone 1(17 Montreal Street • m testa tame nsiltu to ..r.a� L.r._:nSoma1rW1aoff • f-c:rr tura ��oma gat 7OGIE7CV7 O f7fe'rei�I 3 C1E2 OO 0 *cmo O a of eke. Cil o air ', OOg NVR III'CIO CI FJ ri Li ME VSs Ot7U riVAIs s 12_3i 111 rf n O ri n ti ter �I IC:1 11E1 / rr ASTOCK REPLETE %vith correct wear for feet Our Shoe snot k to complete with the .te'Arnrr.• Creation•. Every desirable •• ale in high and low .hose for both men and 'Women. Our lire of Oxford., in the most desirable rotors and leather, will interest and please vim. Ample provision has been made also for the tots and neer tot 0. SHARMAN THE SHOE MAN MONIES Of ill ALT! The Klsy M altelearls Pasties fi; ar Mauro Training Elephants The Severstgas of Europe hart. _34 have had, mime emulous hubbies. The Kaiser has • distinct penchant for t carpentry, while what King ('hnrtuu doer not know about the pr ul. r croft is not worth toes rug It has remained. however, for King Ferdinand u[ Bulg•.r:* to take strangest pa•tlme of all -animal trate lag. A little white ago the King, tit - tag of the ordinary methods of :elev tag his mind from the cares of a:, , trveated In four . tephan•s And no.v he spends all his spare time teach:tie hi• giant pets ill that an educated elephant la required to know. Th.- four hrfour beasts are housed at a farm on the outskirts of Sofia, and every day King Ferdinand spends an hour or so with them, superintending their toilet gad training them. The King has brought his usua'' seal and enthusiasm to bear on his holaby, and the consequence is that his elephants would do credit to a profewkmal trainer. Not only do the pachyderms recognize their Royal master when he visits them, but they can do several simple tricks at his btddtng The King Is very proud of his petsand isheuerer his Court Is visited hy anyone of distinction the Royal guest t■ sure to be taken tr. the farm to admire the great beasts at their work and play. Indian Liked Alr-trip T(TE 8IOcA L : GODERICH : ON1 ARID Wood For Sale 111- .aids• timet •.e .gale M sine a �e�I•y Vise we deemed d .1 F. /r M 4 loo • ora, sett Sr Mesh or N if Sad It Incise. d o Me (w. ►► to t he cord red litres Nn4i h. d It leolw.. W• gtre more growth:watd 9n.,li•We ter the money than non be got el - whirr •ha One euetn.ee.•.-y +o. T•y u. and .w tin runnel. moue and eat our prtetra All •ud• ere ,.u"nptly Mien. datlwfactlee • sot - Wieser you tae m.ddlero•nY peeat• W. HILL & SON BSN MII,LSK Rua I Phone 6 r 8. Clinton School of Commerce An you making tit ne-t ow of runs oppor- tun tie- whit• you havrthem . No matte, wt - t x ..ur walk lo 'tf •-.e.y man 1•d wnm.n nord. a 1ho•nugh hu -in ++ train- !.. l b.: hr.( wry 1. obtain that 1.. to hove art e&I bo. lo.. • per !et•ee- Thla you will ubt.ln at the Cllr text 8 bool of C••mmer.e. • •.r 'mini g me«1. the somal requirement- inn drrnaud■ of the Ihrxough17 r{r1 .lrtr . for.• ms• . W.. base.u.lalled tl:a BII++ Ant u-.loffice ar- um of ttookkeeptng. rid• t- the only aywem publt,h.'o .sits Is •qni-. an otyi •r F'r wake p+.one .1. Th. 01..-' 14y -tern re,semi•. Imaginary pa lir. or tiet.••.e$$On-, all bw.1• nes being frtt,.m•eA nr. r the cnnnt• r free to fare. Wren . 14 ,.. ••)stew graduate Moven reboot to take.. -uu t l•n It,.),.rlhe.••ma ar twee from onedt••ttou to moth.', he h.. bad actual nff,er rtort .. nee, Beide- 11,1. hu."tr.- tannase the Hinton School, el Commerce offer. the fnlluwirg Doone.. OR enogt . pity Ib .t h Greg. and Pit nun t. Typewriting, l'elegrsery and t'v,..'*$l9'• for the 1'0.11 nervier Exam.. eat'. tut thee. who merrty wt, h to iurpru r their • dn. •t hon a Farmer.' t our.e 1- nit rod u. ed or the winter mouth-. '1 he • 1.010.1 ++ebur ; 04 Cemmrre- guaran- tee. plait i• •.. g.adu air-. 'rbc ,.cissa even. deer- 1.'. hot yew r ..y enter any thee. Fur th .e who rant attend -.boot. we Iirr a then, ough up-to-drte corn..puudman Door;. by 0..1. Mi.. P. F. %Fare. n- •.. the Misdeal w1U be as-I.te4 hr expert .u,r .' p -sheered h,-irenteet For tufo u.ateo0 welt.. w. ne e•lI at the .ebyol and In -pr 1 it Cu vourse•lf, CLARK'S STORYETTES A y••uog Snail mud • y..uug woman on the Luk• were eombenrn4 the gains of golf gad wooing. "Here• a quart- er..sandie,'' said the young gnat, re he stat ted elf with his arm around ds tear cumpeniun'e waist ; "you want to forget this." "Don't woary, sir," re- plied the caddie- "I've forgot snore about that kind of hu.ineer than you ever knew. • • • An old Scotch woman was famous for speaking kindly. No sheep was so dark but •be could dl.00ver some white spot to point out to those who were apt to oedema. Oen day a gossiping neighbor lost patience with her and said angrily : "Wuminan yell has a guid word to soy for the deevil himself." Instantly Dame the reply : "Well, hei e a very indostre- roue body." ••• Joseph Huansky, conductor of the New York Philharmonic orchestra, mace met a newly arrived and lather pompous railroad president at a func- tion of some sort In • New York hotel. After ;,he usual oonversetlon following introduction. the nil - road man asked: "What ie your oc: cupabt iou ?" "Conductor of the Pbilbar- menic," replied Mr. l•ltraipeky. 'The Philharmonic ? Why, 1 never heard of that railroad." • • • He came home and found his young wile dissolved in tear.. 'What do you think has happened she cried. I left the cage open and our canary Ism flown away.' He undertook to give what consolation be might and took the dilute/teed lady in his arms. As she nestled against his shoulder • new access of sobe convulsed her. "Ob. George," she murmured in a choking voice, "bow I've only you left." Better than Batter Nicer.** send r i0.. les, lei, lids and le sags gala If yew get Clash'• Tin get the best. • • • "I'm willing to give you something to eat," responded tae maid without any hysteucal symptoms, "but you intuit earn it. Are you willing to do a little light work ?" "Yee, mean)," re- plied int. Bobo. weevily ranking down on a bench, "anythu.g to get bread." "That room," said the maid pointing to the kitchen, "is full of flies. Do you think you can kill them?" "Yes, ma'am." replied the hobo, retaining his comfortable position 011 the bench. "Just ret them come out here oue by nue.' i A canvasser stepped briskly up to Mr. Meeken's desk and laid a ►mall made clear to his tight band. "1 have bete a new letter opener," he ; •aid. "A handsome article to be kept on the table ..f your library, and "Pardon me," interrupted Mr. Mer►en, ttitbout turning his head, "nut 1 alrredy have the be►t letter r pener and the quicken." "How lung have you bad it persisted the "Toumw there con- rtlut improveweo-te auras Dai °fes; troduced." "Nine couldn't he ink - proved," responded Meeker. '•I've had ber for about two year• onw--an. uiverrary of the wedding next l month." • • • An asp icultural expert, who hid been invited to address a state grange, ex- pensed .opinions with which a local tamer, a plain, unult,,ur•ed man, found fault After mune discuseiob, in. which the score of the meeting was clearly with the farmer. the expert loot bis temper. "Sir." be odd to bis opponent, striving to speak coolly, ".;o you rea- lise,that I have &Sero at two universi- ties, orie in this country and true in Germany?" "What of that?" de- tnanded tba farmer. .with a faintly Metering smile. "I had a calf that outred two cows, and We observation I made was the more he nursed the greater calf be grew." • • • A landlord rstutniog home after an absence of wveral weeks saw one of his tenants setting on a stone wall' whistliug merrily. Thr moment that be greeted haw. however, the wan .cowled and bet -an abusing him. "Why, what's the matter, Pat's" be asked. "Platter is it F. was tbe •new- er. “Metter enough when your etbe- ward is alter evictiog me, bad luck to !" '`13 ted you? What for?" "The old liar pretended me cabin wanted repaiting, and as Oi wouldn't let him, shure be put me out." "Nev- er miod," said the landlord, "I hear the cottage you have always wanted is vacant, and I'll let you bave that at the masa rent." • No, thanking your honor," said Pat, •'1 couldn,t think of it." "Hut *by not? What is to binder you?" "No your honor," was the reply, "Ot'd rather have me grievance. TWO GUN$ WHITE CALF Rbooting the rapids in a canoe. or skimming tn. prairie on the back of a wild antelope will be tame and un- exciting adventures now to Two Guns iWbtte Calf. "big inlun" from Glazier N`tlonal Park Two Guns took • I flight In an aeroplane at Dobbs Ferry f 11 N.Y. "Heap big bird. fly like eagle: Two Guns give his gin for bird like that' was his comment on the flying machine that took him 1.200 feet 1n the air. rSCH4OL SHOES Now is the time to buy Reboot Shoes for the boys and girls. Theywill nerd good, strong, serviceable Mors, the kicd that will stand the test in any weather. In this line all past eflorte have begin excelled and you will find at your command the most complete stock of neat reliable Footwear at the lowest possible pricer. - .— RKPAIRINO —:— GCO.MACVICAR Leckiess Weeder' Safe Mr. 1. Shenker, a curio dealer, Lon- don, has Invented a light wooden safe. which bait no locks, bolts, or bars of any description. and yet is as safe as, ff not afer than. the steel article. Mr. Shenker offers to put a bank Sot. to his safe and give It to any - ears. professional eracksman or other- wlslk who can get 1t out without *lariats( the houtehold. Th• safe eoeslsta of a mahognay cupboard that eon M talaid and muds to look like a piece of drawing room furniture if required. By an Ingenious electrical enatrtvsnce an eteculc be11 rings int It i• tampered with, and a Melt appears The only thing to dis- tinguish the safe from an ordinary starboard 1s an electric wire running taW Sia back Sbou:d the. burglar.. eat this, -the alarm wit Hair lam the same Utopia field For 114,500 The 'Model Town" on the Kentucky Went the Ohio Elves, nppostts Evans- ville. Ind., consisting of ten acres of land a dty ball. and electric light said power plant, tram sold at auction OM leek taxes to the only bidder for KOO The property was valued at over »14.000 Tb. town was laid cwt tour or five years age by • min named Frown. who announced that the town world be run on th• Utopian plan. Storm•, factories. and all other busi- nesses were to be operated by the people. and all city ordinanoes were to be framed by the citizens in tows ' mac ting• Ater Brown disappeared I the tnhabltan's left the town Electricity and Grain ` ! An English ertentlat who raises _ wheat In record breaking time mos that he treats the seed with electricity AFriel) YRS STAT. rT ALWAYS PATO to that lbs trebles the life tore. with- • As •rsameet for women's bats trhish'tas be Made of as costly ma- e.Tattk•s• R Metal ea 4e01/114 W bees patented russet" . tfit nags •ere. Terre a . to Mad • t emit w at OW WS& PERRIN'S Tttv>dnAT, (Jemsant BS, 1E4 1$ CHEESE WAFERS The bit of cheese baked inw these crisp biscuits produces • flavor that is as enjoy- able as it is unique. For picnic luncheons and al fresco tees nothing could be better. SEND FOR THE. PEAK'S' .SAMPLER" PACKAGE It •0.1.ies misty delisiew• biscuit serpriess---- sed it's yours for 111e. (Nampa or &tie) sad roar gram?. YM. Every Pwd.t. G.reear l •. S. MINI s COWAN MIRO LONDON -- CANADA A commercial traveler had heen talking his hardest, his most eloquent, bis most persuasive for nearly an hour W a shrewd old Yorkshire business The old tannin seemed eonvinc- and plumed. -shad the - traveler thought be bad bin fish landed. But the Yorkshire main said : "There's . a lad, Jock. Ah'd halite him to hear what ye have to wy. Will ye c000t this afternoon end go over you: talk again?" •'Uertaily, sir: with plea- eeMs," replied the traveler bearuly, and at the hour appointed presented himself again for the interview with lather and son. Again he went over the points of the article he bad to sell —forcibly, eloquently, persuasively. Never had he acquitted himself of • finer "selling talk." when he bad flniolled the old Yorkshlre man tien- ed to his son mid paid enthusiastically: "Do you bear tbat, Jock? Well, now, that's. the way 1 want ye to sell tour Kt,oda on the road. SEED GRAIN AND POTATOPS Distribution Made From the Dominioe Experimental Farms By instroctbons of Fion. Martin Bur- rell, untell, minister of ear iculture, a distribu- tion of superior snits of grain and ors Souse. will be made dining the coming winter and spring to Canadian farm- er. The 'samples for general distribu- tive will consist of print wheat (shout eve pound.), whit• nets (about four pound.), barley iabout flee pounder, and field pews (about five pound.). Three will be sent out from Ottawa. A dbstribotioe of potatoes (in three pound eaebpl.$) will be carried on from gpverel of the uipertmenW farms, tit* Ofilltes1 farts at Ottawa supplyt s 4sM pro/rimless of Ontario_ eMN Alt samples will he tont fres, Rascalee Braided Fabric Water Home —Moaided a ny length up to 500 feet. Gens areae aerviee end Wee service — and in twe•ew _, Jute. tare. •ritheta.Js f00 Ilia 1Meret's- UM be • ricCali's Patterns De M I LLAR & SON "Be Loyal to Your O»n Community" Perrin's Gloves SPECIAL -VALUES - IN DRESS GOODS Extra quality Etamine Serge, 52 inches wide in navy, black and white, for Suits and Dresses. Ripley's Pirle finish, special per yard 81.25 Special Serge for smart school dresses and skirts, heavy quality, will stand hard wear. Colors, light navy% dark navy, cadet, tan, cream and black, special per yd. 6oc. Special values in Whipcords, which are so popular t -his season, all the newest colors, 38 inches wide, per yard - - - 6oc The ever popular Clan Tartan Dress Goods in all the popular Clans, including MacDonald, Stewart, Gordon. Black Watch, Fraser, Cameron, etc., etc., per yard 6or Silks! Silks ! ! Silks!!! McCall Pattern Ladies' Cape Coat, No. 6119 -Special line in yard wide Pailette Silk, extra quality Price, 13 cents will give excellent satisfaction, black and all popular colors, per yard $i,00 "Special showing of Fancy Trimming Silks.' • Shawls Shawls Shawls . Special values in honey comb Shawls, Scotch make, in white, black, . grey and cardinal from - - - - - - li.00 each Ladies' Orenburg Scarfs, can be worn as Ladies' knitted Vests without sleeves, in Scarf or Fascinator, extra large size, white black and grey, all sizes, at oul) $1.25 each only, each 95e to $1.50 Special Values in Ladies' and Children's Sweater Coats 'ttte carry the' Tt e'stliktntYftiCnt'oP'Lectiens end E` it'odperi..weM air- tits. (tirtttc'.�t�ttse arch Knit Goods, which are famed for fit, style and finish. Ladies' smart Sweater Coats, all sizes from - - • 75e each. Our popular Leader, heavy shaker knit, Sweater for Ladies' and Mens outdoor wear, iu White, brown, cardinal, grey, navy. This is one of our hest selling garments, each - $4.50 Three Special Values in Pen Angle No Seam Hose We now have a complete stock of these popular Hose. Penman's "No Seam" Cash- Penman's "No Seam" black Penmans' •'No- Seam" Cash-, mere Hose, extra special Cashmere Hose, medius) mere Hose. extra quality, a value, black only, site t(. to weight, a most popular seller. Horse that is a pleasure to wear. 10, per pair . - - 25c 35c per pair or 3 'pairs, $1.01) Sires Si to 10, 50c per pair. McCALL'S PATTERNS PERRIN'S GLOVES rbsge 56 Millar's Scotch Story flue 56 regard to the soil on their, farms, and some account of their experience with such kinds of grain lot potatoes) as they have grown. so that a promising sort for tbeir conditions nosy be select- ed. Each application must be ...perste and must be signed by the applicant. Only one sample of grain and one of potatoes can be sent to each farm. If both samples ale asked fur in the seine letter only one will t.e wot.. Applica- tions on any kind of printed form cab - hot he accreted As the supply of send is limited, farmers are advised to apply early : but the applications will not uecesser- ily be tilled in the exact order in which they are received. Preference will al - w• a he given to the most tbougbtful anti eiptiek regweeta. Applicaiawts received after the end of January will probably be too late, All applications for grain and ap- plication" from the provinces of On- tatin and Quebec for potatoes) should be addressed to the Dominion cereal- ist, Cental Sxpetitmert*l tams. Ot- tawa. Such applications require no postage. If otherwise addressed de- lay and dieappointment men occur. A pplicet ion.. for most -ors, ftom farmers inany other province should be addressed (pn.t.g' prepaid1 to the superintendent of the nesreat trench experimental farm in that provinc.•. Safety in Sport The advent of the 'shooting .esaon calls attention to the number of gonia dents annually recorded as a result of rerelee.nese hy bunter.. Year sfrer year aceMent• of the same claws nentr : guns go oft prematurely, or throw my mall. app8ias$i glv particulars la IRidga.ss Wrong? if they are you are in danger. Whim through weakness or disown dr kidneys fail to filter Or 10. ' — f from the blood, trouble coarsest .mess Backache, Rheumatism. Scion. Gravel, Dbabetes, Ga II Storm sed Ass deadly Bright's Disease are Iotas if the results of neglected kidneys. De. Morse'. Indian Root Pills crumb • most elective diuretic width atnvngthens gad stisaulates that kidneys so that they ds their web tloreugbly mid wwee4Y .Try Dr. Morso's Issdi�n moot Pills want of care in handling ; bunters in the woods are shot. in mistake for deer„ and other animal.. Another series of of accidents, due to the upsetting of canoes results in the drowning of duck -hunters or other occltpanta. While the railways and otter large employer are advocating and insist - Ing upon safety measures by em- ployees during working hours, it is of equal importance that the 'Ilia/ley Fink" movement should ha.. a place in the Held of sport. 1f, hy the exer- cise of care, lives may ive saved and the number of thaw injured be reduc- ed, it will repay the greater caution required by those indulging in the far- outite autumn pastime. THE MAN WHU KEEPS HIS HEAD There's a lean who fights for England, and he II keep ber •1111 atop, He will guard ber from distemper is i the market and the shop, He will neve her homes front terror un the fields of Daily Bread. He's the man who sticks to business, he's the man who keeps his head. Let the foe who strikes at England bear her wheels of commerce turn, Lel the ships that war with England see her factory furnace burr. For the foe most fears the cannon. and the heart most quails with , dread, When behind the man in khaki is the man who keeps hi. head. /trend hien traitor and assassin who with utiert''s toward mond Ha. his gold looked up in .egret and his larder. stored with food. Who hes emit adrift his workers, who Bee .wasting in hie had. And who smote to hear the laughter of the man who keeps hie heed. Let the poor man teach the rich eau, for the poor man's constant strife Is from day to day tri seek work. day by day to war with life, Anil the poor man's home hangs ever by a frail and brittle thread And the poor man's often hungry. batt the poor men keeps his heed When the 'ships corn* hack ft slauebter and the troops march home from war : When tit* havoc strewn behind ise threat. the road that lies hsfnre, Egret y hero shall be welcome I, every m-phan shall he fed, By the span who stock to business, by the Sian who kept bid Mad. • fi i. NoFra: tom. Th. Old 4Friends S P r • 00 islaeed retss' Iddl• ills std rtg4tt along tea add age ChrmMgli's Tabbies me woona's Mal id.mi—MM tits .Draw• aid mop bleed Nab and aware good 10.lth them. !•. • b.>W. Omd.1 L MsY.CS.,. 14.m1r CMAMBU LA(NS TABLETS . f?T* MacEwan Estate exclusive agents for SCRANTON COAL for (.od..rich anal Di•trl-t Egg Coal, $7.75 Stove and Chestnut, $800 per I. HF:.'+T l tr-tl• MINI 1) Any quantity bat all M.O. Blatin M,x.d Wand, H,tmlock and kindling (CrdM0 •r Mow • TRLIPItONas, •ie. tis residence ata er a