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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1913-9-18, Page 7r Easier to Use Better for the Shoes SOctrr AP It lists so Little and Does so Much POSIIPAIV THE MIN SAIL 1N CANADA STORYETTES PINDER f.: Pembina. Haatiss. Wirieg, and all kiwis d Metalwork. Always in Stock BRANTFORD ROOFING METAL ROOFING. ail kinds .FWER TILE I ..A HDEN HOSE end NOZ- ZLES iiiL STOVER t,RANITEWARE aid TIN- WARE. (ort our prices. They are al- - right. onosisteot with good uia.rrtal and honest work. W. R. Pinder Hamilton SL, Godericb. Dr. Morse's Indian Root !ills ase mancommie ss.ts weeth are very bat whet all osis from the mors acme -a melees Maid web impurities. The Mbcause tlae bowels to mom_ megthea aad stimulate tbs sad open op the pores d the seen. These orgaas imessefiately threw off die accumulated sad si ocmesa, Inti Kidney T atm and simeate midi. Dr. Maine's lades Bast Pak is Save Doctors' Dios 109 SHOE STYLE No Extravagance! Think' of a Stupefy Foot En- cased in an Unsbapely Shoe .' 'T WOULD BE A SHAME! Such Shoes are not to be toned Herr ' You are Perfectly Justi- fied in BUYING STYLISH S7OES COUPLED WITH COMPORT AND SERVICE. When priced Reasonably, As Ono are Priced ! W. SHARMAN Davis' Horse and Auto Livery ' ani continuing the livery business in THE Stone Baro south street, eith • roml5t• end op -to -nate Nuipl000t of Boaghe, Hicks, Ramey.. Eland" wagons, etc., aid • line stable of bones. AI-7b)OBILICS FOR EIRE Buses meet all teeing sod boats. c girder.sit- evsit- evadedt- eed to etae time of tlie y Telephone fa 1 T M DA PIIS Sbe was an excellent tennis player aid could paddle a ranoe most grace- fully, but this was her first atteadanoe ala bone ahem. • Are you a mood judge of borereern r inquired one of her friends. •'Ob., I eMaid say not. 1 never tested any. she said e.• The fervent temperaase spellbinder stopped in the midst of his rnapatgs speech. "My Mends," be mid im- preesively, "if ■11 tbe saloons were at the bottom of the sea what would be Ithe inevitable result r And from the rear eanre the loud and emphatic answer : "Lot* of people would get drowned." Mex. McCarthy. husband went out in a boat alone. The boat overturned and he was drowned. A friend met her souse weeks Tater. "1 hear," said be, "tbet Pat left you very well off - that be lett you 325,000." "True," said Mn. McCarthy, "be did." "How was that r asked bar friend. "Pat couldn't read nor write, could be r "No," said Mn. McOartby, "nor swim." s • • A seoord--rade boy in one of the Philadelphia schools came in late, recently. •• W by areyyou late, Thomas reeked the fe•aebe4. ••Couid- •n't tome no sooner." "You should get up earlier. All the first -grade children were here on time." -1 wan up in time, but I couldn't Dome no roomer." ''Why couldn't you come any sooner; if•you were up in time " ••1-,1-I couldn't find my pants." •s• An organist had drawn up the order of a Sunday service, and it wattle type reedy for printing when the death of an important personage made a change Deceasar•y. The organist telephoned to the printer and instructed him to change the postlude to "Funeral March by Chopin." Thi• is what he found et ebe eod of the list when he arrived at the eburch : ••A few m- onazite by Cbopia." Two boys who managed to be rather unruly in school en exasperated their teacher that she requested tbem to remain after hours and write tbeir nawe.500times. They plunged into the teak Some fifteen minutes later one of them grew uneasy aid began watching his oompsnion in disgrace. Soddenly the first one burst out with despair and between his sobs said to ttse teacher : • 'hint fair, mum ! His name's Bush and mine's 8eblutter- maryer." •.. Patsy and Tom were working Dear where there was a beehive and a bed of ooions, wben a bee stung Tom on tbe wrist. Patsy ezelaimed : "i •1 - ways void yea whin ye'd get • siing air a bee to sock it and thin rob in onion juice." Aftea a abort &tee& bee lodged on Patsy's neck. wimp be shouted : "Ob, Tom. there's wan on me neck. Oh, 'tis gone down between me aboulde ea Begorra, Fen stung !" "Sock it. Pat q," ordered Tom ; ••sick and 1111 tub in tbe onion juice." .5. A group of men were discussing tbeir probable cbraoees of mowing the beavenly gate. Sgme were extellieg their rir•toer and religiosm meal. aad felt sur they could not be ignored. Several were willing to take chance; when the situation presented itself. Ope acid be bad his plan mapped oat, and, wises preened for details, wd : "Well. I intend to walk up Use Upsides stain and take bold of tae door and keep opening aid closing it, making as much noise as possible. till I net St. Peter good and peeved, and then he will my. 'Sen bore, eitber you come in or stay out' " ... A oew flagman, whose boars of duty were su to termi sate at seem o'clock. been stationed at a erase - lag wbere tie limited was timed to pass at dols. On this particular siert the issue was late. At about twelve miestea Beat the hour the satsumas beard it in the dimmer', and prated himself. red hitern in band. in the middle of tbe track of t be limited. The engineer was trying to wake up lost time, and Use train was speeding, hat be brought it to • standstill at the Bret waved the red light Be jumped off bis eagles .ad ran •bead to end out wby he had been signalled. "What evade you eignal r be de- manded arssity, seeing YIP evideeee of danger. " kept ye r wee the eegry retort. .. . A young lady at Bath Bach bad odseksn to complain about one of tae bethboto.e attendeete. an old fellow wbo, in the berry of cleaning up, would sometimes burst in upon bet i• bar bYhbowee without knocking. One morning, atter Ibis had happened for the sixth or wreath Mme. she took the old follow to task. "flee beer. Peter" she mid ••tissue'• no leek nn w y bathhouse, as you know, and 1 mart iasi•t as year hawking before scan enter It haat beippened yet, but It might very well bsttprn. tbmt you'd eome he os tee when Pm all wdrseesd." Pateew, with • Chalkle, hwstewd topess the Indy en this pelt • Ille teen of that. Reim,' he es1g. "Ne hie et that. show leek Is the leer what . Were I vow •• Ile wee ewaafeel tin the vend Maw saelewwn and pinnal wee slew stly rely ed W M a.lest _, swetrt. So it war w1* Inti • • TAR SIGNAL J QO1DERICR : ONTARIO aeM{es Used tae mama was advised by the alt just beams eisealem day Ulm be had ouwcludetd to give him his vola. "Glad to bear [bat. Pat," saki the coronal. ••1 rushertit yea were 'ageism l the " "Welk lie." M Pie. the I was ; ani ye stud by my pilpis talked east day toe two hoosearmas ye didn't budge me a heir's breadth Bet, air. ah ber ye was was away Clot to tbiokin' bow ye y bead over Use floe* sad the pig os Ude back till h. laid dos wid the piea.u,e av it ; it was tato 1 sada ap ms mind that whin a rale colossi was as sociable em that 1 wean t Use mean to vote agli bap" ~ class W sere leek- ere • .*Rear w w& 1 t =Urs the tools .f tae sm. us dfbst us ne W W is &sled at w IIIMP + to ,,gi,t...d Weds Meat= mea was wee tee Wele Ohshe W home Ya • sea were over to Mover W setshaot • Mese die mebe be mea W isi ever a ewes Ohs wpm, ed IPSO, tae stti we s• W ow be Ms lets • Mews stead st beta sad la • Su sr ZAM-BU[ PROVED BEST Ambulance ttnga&es Adapt It '.am -But has now hrrn .elected es Ms balm to be cal ried by the member of the St Joh% Ambulance Brigade. This is further proof of its superiority. Mr. G W. Peau. of 1, Sout.bview avenue, tomato. superintendent of the Riverdale Division ofighe At. John Anabolism. brigade. west : -Both in per.00•I t s and in first-aid work 1 have proved Zsm-Buk to he of Krait ,slaw I ha we used it for the peat five years, and do sot believe there is any other balm to come up to it." Mr. Geo. B Westaote, of 127 Yong. .asst" Toronto, Divisional Seeperin- mademt of Use tit. Jowl Ambulator Brigade. also writes : ••I din pieaaied to Maori that the *embers of this Brig- ade use Zsm-Bak vibes on puhbe duty, and find it very usehil It is a wooderfol ►eider. Pee.oaally, 1 mo- mently u.. Zsm-Buk in my caltiog as a chiropodist, and And it very belptul in boiling sore feet and as a dressing for corns and bttuiot7,s atter treatment and exteactlost " Surely a balm that is worthy of a place ill the wallet of an ambulance officer should dnd a place in your bone ! You may not require it today or next week, but as accidents don't give warning, be prepared. Zane -Bolt u comptuuded on the latest scientific lines. It is at the same time sooth- ing. beating and antiseptic ; keep good. Zam-Buk is a sure cure for skin diaea.ee, eczema, piles, old .ores, cuts, burns, poisoned wounds. timeworn, ab.orees. sprains, scalds, boils, ulcers, blood -poison, etc. 50 revue at all druggists and stores. Refuse harmful substitutes and imits- t+oe! lbte is nothing "just as First Hesss.satToronto itis Deer, Albs4M, Aevoaatr: Red Deer creamery bps followed up its clean sweep of three firsts at the Bdwontoe fair, white was the climax of other butt winnings in the west, by carrying off the first prise for 66 pounds of butter solids at the T..ronto Industrial exhibition, the largest fair in Canada. 1t also got third prize for prints. Mr. Carswell and his directors, and especially the buttermaker, Mr. M. L CCampbell, are to be moat bigbly congratulated on the record of W12, which bas far surpassed that of any other creamery in tbe province up to this time. Red beer not only boo the dairy cattle breeders and the champion dairy cows, but she has also the beat quality cream, and the champion butter - maker as well. Tiers L sere catarrh is bass meths et the mem, use as steer at.e...s pet mpetbee. sod instil the tart be reset was espemmi be be b aesesor•ssbaiow•as. m Fee • greet mats beers asset t,mdie , ad by seereastly roit. a lest diessee om este with lel trimmest. prae.miesa b is- tree.tio stent rasgsb e • issim°at ed bb, J. Y. t' & OC saa,e' idt. Olda is the west k. It is take Rarest* ie roma tesky n enarmee to a terapiestet. Itante directly ea Method rd massur, eamAesee of the system They eller ... besdred ase.ze ter aasa e *saw k taus a esu tied sae etrwYre ata twarstsiek SPF. J cordes & CO.. Visas. O. Reid beTeas Han BBaFamily POW ler esssttpstiea Newspaper Laws. 1-A postmaster is required le fsiMa notice by letter, returning the petite does not answer the New. when a suh.eriber does not take his pwpsrwet of the office and state the reason for its not bring token. Any neglect Os do so [Date! the postmaster reeposatbie to the publisher for payneeet. 3-i1 a soherribrr orders bis paper discostiened be most pay all arrear- agm or the publisher may continue to seed it until payment is made aid collect Ube whole amount wbetber tie P aper is taken from the (Moe or ant Tbete can be no legal dia000t.iouaooe mill payment is made. 3 -Any person who takes a paper out of Ube poet office, whether directed to kis tune or not, or whet ber be bas snbecribed or not. is responsible for the pay 4 -If a subscriber order* his paper stopped and the publieber continues to seed it. the subscriber h bound to pay for it if be takes it out of bbd poet office. This proceeds upon the srezid that a man must pay for what ie ween. 5-Tbe mutts bare derided tbat refusing to take newspapers or per- iodicals from the poet office or remov- iet,leavies theta uncalled for, is prima facie evidence of intentional fraud. Fat bar-imp►eesively-••11sppose I Mould he taken away suddssiy, what would become of you, my boyr Irreverent S-in--i'd stay bare question is. What would become of you Sbe-•'1 sent a shilling to a young woman for a recipe to make me look young." What did you get r "A card saying. 'Always associate with women twenty years older theta yoar- Tuberculosis tae iris • Wiwi win eettiss • marital et flesh dam Me sad rested a el p air et taeemea The ell sew Irak *Hansen, et tb Ws is Us how nisi W the emriY. W kit emelt e atrdleme ima isried thi to :est t1..etoge mar's ma set of the bea.e. stomas • Alcriamm.h.rn tldletmessr tato. basket at talus diswIPas the whom 5.ct. S. •+roe.& we tkeesssw W Ise aswa.t.&r.. bre/sass bm Imam • ire est Isar meta. Tab beim. eat alma *wool tlw,sb L. SWUM eta late the est r sad raised • hie parlor carpe. Doles the eselmmwt the datarbter sloped with the hyowhims kims tee hustle earlaes RHEUMATISM. Misay peopie bete it but neglect it until they are crippled and without bop d ever being cured, but there is hope for all in Rbeuu,o and no one need have rheumatism now. }Mourne) is poet what we say it is. We have re- moved hundreds of testimonials tell - lag us that Ebeusw has cured old I steadies mereof rheumatism and wbeteall otber treatments had failed. Rbeutuneon cbes the blood and drive. uric acid from the system Don't fail to net a bottle today at F. J. But - land's and you will soon have your hear. lth ancient odiereagth as in tbeo'd-n clava tient sells a large bottle foe one dollar. or we wiU mall you a bottle prepaid on receipt of prig. B. V. Marion Co., Bridgeburg, Ont. MacEwan's C Best Scranttart Hard Coal—all sizes. Cannel Coal for open grates—the highest quality of Coal that can be bought for the purpose. Empire Dome s t i c Lump Coal — most satisfactory Soft Coal for ranges, box stoves and fireplaces. Standard Chestnut afar; Furnace Coke. All kinds' of Hard- wood and Kindling. Peter MacEwan Estate Telephone as i -Mr. David Cards, aged 89 years. piemear teer d Bon ir tedaswww{ morning. timurday was bora in Scotto/ad,aadd l4 red in Canada Mk He H I bad all i 18. i. Dearman toasty, coeliac "to Hares is leek He was a mom Middy esteemed member of the Presbyterian church. His wits died about thirteen years ago. -In the Stratford polies court Harry Grundy was amid *30 foe supplying liquor to a boy under 21 years of age. The boy was fined 110 sod costs for beteg Musk. It the tis , is not paid Grundy Will speed three tuootiss is jail. -ter. Arthur Reginald Gj a d, • B.A.specialist in athematic* and for eine years principal of North Bay high school, where hie salary was in- creased from 81310 to 0I00 as til h. regained Usk summer, bps been w- gafted as prisripaf) el abeam high school st an i•itialadeey BUM a NO MORE DANDRUFF OR FALLING HAIR. Parisian Sage Is Your Friend. Use It and All Hair and Scalp Troubles Quickly Go. No poisonous sugar of lead -no mil- ' phew -no dye io Parisian Sage. The cleanest, daintiest, most rete esh- ing and delightful hair tonic in the world is Parisian Sage. If you do not use it you are daily missing a glorious treat. It is *imply rplendid fur men, women and children. it is sold at drug and toilet goods counters foronly Sit cents a large bottle. - Ask for Par- i.ian Sage for your own protection. The girl with the auburn hair is on byery carton and bottle. Parieiao Sege drives out all dandruff and stops hair from falling in two weeks. It bt.ops itching scalp in 12 hour. It is a hair nnurisher and pronipt1 puts lift% lustre and beams into dull.. faded end ill-1nr.kiuK hair. Hugh D. McKinnon, of Brantford, Ont., writes: -"I consider Pariei.w Sage the best preparation for t be cute of dandr•uf ,of lliog hair end .itching ectlp that 1 hove ewer aimed. It is as excellent heir tonic and deeming and I shall s wa•-be pLased to highly re- ownwend Parisian Sage." E. R. Wigle guarantees it. Beni! u., obc give ua, the nein who 'silts at his work. Be his occupation what it may he is equal to any of tboae wbo follow the sutn.e pursuit in silent sullenness. He dors more in the same! time -he will do it better -he will 1 persevere longer. -Thoma, Oarlyk. • 'Of course, 1 want my daughter to hare *some kind of artistic education. i think 111 ler bar etndy singing." ••Why not artorliterature''"Art spoils canvas and literature wastes reams of paper. ,8ingiog merely pruderies a temporary disturbance of the Minos- pekoe." tmosphete." ; Teacher -"Jobe. can you t.11 we what is meant by a steward?" Jobn- "A steward is • sea that doesn't mind his own business." ' 1 tMu bay, ST. Ie. lelle1 O1FTO SCHOOL You want a new suit for that boy of yours who is starting off to school again after the vacation. We believe we have just what you want—something nice and natty and MADE TO WEAR, at a reason- able price. Bring the boy to us and let us fit him out Don't forger that in MEN'S WEAR wehavethe best lines on the market, right up to the noinute in style and quality. McLean Bros. The Square, Godericb SEMI -READY TAILORS AND MEN'S OUTFITTERS. Agents fa Carhartt Overalls, Stanfield's Underwear, jFttwetl Hats, arrow Brand Collars and Cuffs. — Gives a Quick, Brilliant Polish That Lasts L IN SHOE P011S6 NOIToirpsllitiili FStovesIE is still acknowledges] to be The Radiant Home Heater the best heater on the market, doing the most work with the least coal. • Call and see it before purchasing. We have several other heaters to show you also. Oil Beaters 3 Have you seen our new Oil Heater that can be attached to any range, stove or furnace ? It is as economical as coal or wood and there are no ashes to carry out. it makes a yen even oven for baking and roasting. We will put one in your stove or furnace on approbation. Clay Gates Have you seen the Clay Gate? This Gate is made of steel tubing (not iron pipe), therefore will not get out of shape, and, with its latest device, if your posts sag, you can raise your gate so that it will swing clear. it can also be raised so that it will swing over the snow. Every Gate is guaranteed for three years. if detec- tive in any way, a new Gate will be given to replace i t . WHAT MAKES MORE HAPPINESS THAN SITTING AROVND THE GLOWING COALS, ESPECIALLY IE THLY i3E BURNING iN A HANDSOME HEATING STOVE? OUR HEATERS WILL TONE VP THAT ROOM AND AE AN ORNAMENT AS WELL AS A COMFORT. WHEN YOV BVY YOUR STOVE OR RANGE FROM VS YOV WILL BVY A RELIABLE MAKE For Hardware. Plumbing aad Ham. Eavesttroughiag sad Electric Wir,iag try CHAS. C. LEE Furnaces Are you going to put F a Furnace in your house F this year ? If so, let us F figure on it for you. or Steam ? IF F Mor F Hot Water beating If you are going to put in Hot Water Heating or Steam, let us know and we will give you an estimate on it. All work promptly attended to and fully guaranteed. Have you hardwood floors ? If you have, we have the new O -Cedar Polish Mops. This Mop not only dusts and polishes but disinfects. • Coal iso not forget that we handle the genuine Ply- mouth Hard Coal. i)o not leave yout orders until the cold weather, when Coal is hard to get. We As -4 have in stock a Cannel Coal that will not cr.c k and scatter all ovaf your room. iWe have tact go, r two cars of genuine Sok Pbeeare • More 22 : Hoose 112 vat Nut Coke *imp owstuivpitup it% •ouppifi•popt qupeimiquotquivtur***imup•mur witquitgupt tt r - i awe = a a -a.• sl r a.' a a .yrs.....;.. M "«e,.