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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1910-5-19, Page 6B Tut RJ•nAY MAN' 19. 1911) • FIFTH Of. THE GEORGES • NEW RULER BEGAN CAREER AS A NAVAL CADET. • Britain's New Sailor King is a Man of Ability and Common Sense, Who Has the Love of the Colonies and the Adoration of His Old Comrades of the Fleet -A Thorough English - The new ruler of the Itritish Em- pire. His ty Katt: George V,.. is recognized a 1 titan of ability. and coalition :mil a- l'ru,cc of Walls has. hetet one .1 Cie- ulna fi,,pula; • memlw•rs of +' , , .1 fee m!y, -1,ec hal Ty :It hone an K;/1F Gee r here Julie 3. ldw 1# • 1, .-t• .. 1 r, rgt;•rFr,d- ereck 1 . .,, r lip be- came 1'r . 't: . 1 . ,'in x,1.11 thou t' 1,•'11•,. ;114 rank of 1•••tl t ' . ltuke et Cornwall ami 1, •'.. fro:. 1 ,?.,,:-ay; Prince of �.iv , :.rid Duke of sex , 1 t Elver• 11 • lane•o. Nb w:u t 1 ..r ;,. 'I.•rr;.-1 1.1'1111.'A.1' Vii�toria e.l 1'i !. - 1 t1 ` . 1 t t e,,,r1 eL•aged hi, 1 • it 1• • 1111., 'f Cdar• ' G l' s i , 1, . ., 1, , t,. t'. L L__ iLt _ . n_ the,. Tlrito rutin The morning , tw1th, eenetal1Y u.er the side into the •aa. I'rinot•r George leaning. would be fol- lowed le: half en lotus's 'Irtlt; then prefers wnuld be res- al eight e'cllxek before the •ship's company, breakfast toilowlug. t • The'dtitiee. of CO, o•neufng day in - luded, bee#de3 ii-treetiou in books, einiattott into tto mysteries of knut- .t:rgr and 4142t i,tgetre- tiro -princes "sere placed in the starboard watch 11111 hullo work their way up. Prince 1;. •:, r'!0 eN ttleed considerable aptitude .t .r utathornahoa. Simple fare end .'js•rt int hi conduce,! to vigorous de• veTtrjit nt lj;--t 9- teeth brothers i. f the Britannia and went -•a together under, Lord }11 the Bacclettite. - On o'i, • • made u:hore i'tinCe I 11.,i1 1114 of the 'popu- '.illo with.f-ctlieitlittlecbtld 'to, ,"•er, n olc'yl hal been 'hold io;t hut, ul, patiently for two hours ut,:r.! r tee._ I, • .. ;eitt seethe hrtncea. His First Command. Prim. ,,. :‘,.1., 1 1 the tete e.v,t: 1,,e .arse 1, top,. 1 o .. 7u. llts 1 r -t: ia'p., lt:, let 'c•.,.. • .' %t:ii the Tittle—hen I. large g4111 .at of -.le tons herb n. 1t -twenty-six `.n d in the ttid•-.•ti ee;el ..:hate It :l. Z.7% ice he n,.... .t. l t • t -Ir• r ir,k "f +tnquun- rn? ai t,•it`i.t.t rt.at ,ltri- • lommanor KING GEORGE V. SIGN L: GODI;RTCH ONTA RIO FAMILY OF NEW KING SOMETHING ABOUT THE PRIN• CESS AND YOUNG PRINCES. George V. Stands Out Pre-eminently as a Family Man, and His Chief Delight 1s In Hit Home -The Chil- dren Are Carefully Educated and Except For the Extra Work They Have to Do Lead Ordinary Life. • lu uo phase of his life. neither on his beloved sea nor at one of the utany turfs. p1' sport whieh he follows, i- King G, ergo- V. quite so happy as ut ills eetl family +•,rete. He is pre- entiner.tIy n heme lover aul his pride •ie in his Queen and:his !tocl of live Lays and a ctrl • het Loaf Ten. ,, h. - #t of his eitiluretl Vedic., David, heir apparent t„ no. throne .1f Greiner Bri- tain is "i•.: of the tar t priuti..h,ng• prince- ill 11.1 a _ o - 'I•+ :r y! -t0 --ties• are •111 il .t i'•1 1 htue e1ta., clear an , 1,r •1.1 a":'cru hue. "Ley neve1, •' a ,•n-1• ul ,l tit morn- Ut» ta7. it I. aril 'f long __'lt:l. of- ten :n ti,. •,0 1 ,�, �'1 tiu-:r Tither. 0nd Pi uo', 11;o ted.`e ., ••vho l'UOih- Ii' \t, a1 -t• br1111 11,1\,11 r'a.#tet:. Thcu. rupee 1'nu \lar}_ of Wales, lute, iti t r•1:,it 1.,l,;i ys al: tu, bteon! thei.l•rlfA..•- 1., it of 1•llglate . Tl, youngest of tie: Mimi)... 1ti the little t't irn •• .fntllr t'r irtt -, oh.. on the 1'2t!i ,i .till} c,•lele tins IliA liftli.birth- LikeMi'tl.try Drill. .111 t.1 , rocs' .:i,• ',aid to have 11 1''.r .,1 Moles military. Trtlm- .pets ,ut i -worts and flags. .lrilihn , !machine :iti•l-alutiue constituted a great deal o1 their • tinnily games. . runlet11le3 1ltc r filther took a hand -in titch ,games. and %telt a paper'cot•k- ed hat like Ole rest of the cohlpany,, or, with a jut•enile drutu., •took 11is, place at the head of the column. The elder ' children he bus put through tlwir French •lml 'Latin and Gerntau regularlyt and, taught theme to skate. and swim and ride.. A story is told of an amateur photographer who t•elk a snip=hut of two sturdy youngsters di -porting in tt swimming puuLiu t1 a illagc._tuui. was. astonish- ed en shooting the print to the vtlinge innkeeper to It tit that'tha two young- stera were t'riuee''tlertio ° and Prince "Davie." • Their parents are quite oppcsrd to the halite of the new rich in loading their enildren up with largo sums as pocket money. For a long time. their three eldest ehildren were .given en• alletwalt ' . o1'two shillings a week each as pocket -money, and of this sum they were required to give tin exact account before any • further installment was was f,irtle•oming. The Princess Mary opened a personal account in -a pos- tal savings bank; and used to take her turn in the line of waiting deposi- tors els reygired Ity statute.. It was smet)es 'in. the name of "Mar of Wales. 1'rinet•'9k'rtie'" at one time went into Cie retail candy business ter the benefit Of the other members of the family, until bit father instated that the peens must I>,1 devoted to w • charitable purpose. A Frank Reply. Their frankness of'martner may not unlikely be an inheritance from their mother, of whose, schooldays ,a story is told. ' . Her Royal Highness' pet subject. it appears. was geiigraphy, and on one oc(•fsWn she, was set a map of the world to do dram memory -the outline only. On showing it to her governess when cothpleted, the latter exclaimed "Why, you have left ou• Chine. 1Ren't you know where it is?" Yes." replied the future Queen of England, very stubbornly but very loyally, "I know quite well where it should be, but -I ant not going to put it in my map: The Queen is angry with China just now. so .it has no right to have a place in the world tit all:" A Bright and Manly Youth. The netv apparent, Prince Edward Albert Christian. George Andrew Pat- rick. David of Wales. Duke of Saxony and Prince of Sate -Coburg and Gotha. born at White Lodge, $heen, June 23. 18W. Prince Edward,.who in the near future_ will assume the title of, Prince of Wales. is an exeeedilgly bright Red Rose Tea "Is Good Tea" It is Always. Worth the Price' a tremendous Ta- •:normo, the young prince would frenoently' phe:r11 to he next taken to the trio=li -Museum-rn. ien i of going to see a football, or cricket m:teho sometimes Itis request was. crente.l, and he w•ouid spend hours in 'reading these muses. 1v old documents which 'deal with slime, that have had sn great nn influence on the. history 111 our Empire, The bung heir -appar- ent i= 111w serving as a naval cadet ..111101, V.O., 1.8.0., general rand' admiral. , fate bestowed her hand upou.the next Aa k,ms he ?w ,,,,,n.,h "t.y tt+• F• ••• -. .Pongee ui;' the tine of succession, of God of the United Kutgdoni o1 1 pr. -lent king. and 11e'ltas been a ioyaT Great Britain and Ireland and of the husband and ,extremely fund et the British dominions beyond' the tteas, sturdy fair-haired children whom the King,Defender of tate Faith, Emperor storks have brought hits in tepid sue- Iw I of ludia."• Shielded From Public Gaze. As a boy the new King from hit earliest day- lImitiyird god health. The. first eighteen car of his lite were. Vent 111'close sun "stall(' cum- 1495: Mary. bt:rn. April 25, def ; Hen- paninnship with his brut t the late ry, horn March 31, Mil.; George, born -Duke of t'1 ironer- Itut- eve 'n born the ry, 1and John, born July nursery lh,• younger 'of the two 3,413, riu25.' '')02 took the le,e1, and as they grew, IngeThe New Queen. in the (happy- simplicity of their Lath • - er's Norfolk ho,nt where, with the The. new Queelt was born May 26. exception .4 short aisits U1 (►.borne 1407. ` yr education was exactly that and AI•erg••bhe, Uteir i hildhood woe- w 111c11 tip le to and, is approved iu almost • wholly vent, U,wa,+'. Prone,. every Engli h•tnue. Its keynote may George. who alts first and forciivett #n he found in an •xtr:u•t from a letter fun lent g/eons. From the public .d het mother, the late Duchess of much o1 the home lite of. royal}y is Tee`k, written to a irient.some thirty carefully Intl, and their father was al- years ago ways studiously anxious that his boys "'A 010d has ciente enough to do to should grow up as simply a+-poes#ble, lentil obedience and attend to her lei - All the retainers at Sandringham were .rat+ argil to grow without many per - forbidden 1, show the Inds uuusuni tic+ and late hours,.which takes the deference, and they were carefully freesa of ctrl dtxxl ;Way and the shielded from tf)e public gaze. .Prince bri •htnesa toac beauty from girlhood, George therefore enjoye•1 the Arleen- ,and then the children become intoler• tages which most country gentlemen able. There are far tow Mnny grown - can gave their son;i but little more up children- in the present day." than these. With lRlev. J. N. Dalton The new Queen is it noted house= as their • governor the two .princes wife, as her mother was before her, spent a haP11.y IStiglishr boyhood, and and there are few things in the team it was decided that neither of them ngen(ent of her household that she should pass through public school ex- does not understand, while there are tenet's. At the same time rare was many ttlings which she personally • take t�tv avoid effeminacy, superintr•nde in. spite of the fact that King as a -Sailor.._ Ow is nu extretnely busy woman ate tennis, boating, rid- ..telly. She is never without some kind o1 needlework and, it,issaid, not form of healthy „illy knits all her husband's socks, but SEWS that he wears Chinn. Quite recently after t► lung day's shooting the primes returnee{ horse tired and wet. The princess was having tea, and 'the sportsmen were quite ready tor it. The car.dul wife, however, .eetild net hear of her :tushont' hav- ine his Orn in he had iehanged his cession The marriage rince George, to the Princess May of Teck Weir place in St.. James' Chapel July 6, ten Their children •are Edward, born .lune 23. 1894; A11x•rt, 'boAl Dec. 14.' Swimming al ing, cricket and ev outdoor exercise for of their each training. Fri years the two brothers were' r i ' ever apart for :t single day. To;;etii' they were educated as boys at home. Together they were to be ever seen riding upon their two ponies Swift and Nlawetareh'eithor across country and, along the broad, grassy reads "'tttoekin¢: and h.slts and lie, near elandrinah:ant or else in the perk t 1, ! when 111 London: • egulhr part if When the timr''cpn)e at which most Indisputably.atn English Mona boys go rt• school -the two princes be- 1"W'th•otgo \' • 1- til.• first h:ngl1 caner naval -a'lets on hard 11 M.B.' routsltsrb -ince thyy. ilttart •day+ of Britannia at !bonnet/10rThr pre -Frit r""" t1 is io tulle' tee 1411)' 11111 he #s mouareh had het quite completed his wholly rind tittispotably English. Th.' twelfth year when, with his brother, , he passed the examinntion at the Royal Naval College, Greenwich. From this date, •lune, lam, he dates the tsegint�ing '•( lir+ n�t;al career. The then Prince •.i "Wales Took both his Bons to Datlet...al, where the tannia, under the e•rtmnl Ind o1' Cap. lain Fairfax,' was moored. The wis- foo-(;.•rrnen inclination of the first tour Georges were notorious, and most f thein coal4 hardly understand the language o1 the country over whieh Isey- feel- King 1:1wnrd, while be spoke English per- t rnsmnpotitan- in taste :1101 sent harem and never so happy as don of their parent choice of the when enjnyini' n hnli'16y at some eon - [amour training shipiA the best nt .t ?ITitl" graph or lI-:i-are resort. He Duke schools was twos abu set y prove 1t was. 1eci'i•dttiaTllifilfiliete icliiiiilit_.s<u,tytaa ssr aen'rs-.11is_.Mwat; .n1 he go through exactly the some enurse as the ritttor. r>ntet'( tiro -rmly -event. tion matte in their favor being that thee stemneeotrlroolatrd with It !tri• tr, steering ween on the upper !leek'. 1n ever* cert. itnr-tirrtn ginft.w ned'to seij.line of the ship. His :to the life on the 1 the sea *hkh (� grenteinele, ,Leelnring that Enalith war good list ,..,,otgh for him. Ile meth prefers attar own countrymen LO foreigners and in choosing his intimates hail selected Dirndls from among the old Eng- olily or front those who have mark in the development Emelt ctrl I d irk(' almost all the I urda oan lin • 1)111• til•• negu friends t?nee - "ttrrCtlnti1" ttif(t lo cave the King, like William IV., and his un o1 F•1i•lburgh, the title "1 "r prince." This, the first time the y pontes hen nssnointed with boys n their own age. must have •possessed 1.- all the .•hnrni .1 novelty, but in spite 11,14`,;__5of a hardy traininr it must have been s 111 the a rest ehange from Sandringhamto nutde his reputation 11-1 1110 mast et tate dtpleinat in Europ"an lergely"ow•, ime to his ability to ,teal on e.intai rn,s with the .Iiplotmtt$' rd ..very n i,11. i ing (ienrgi' V doe* ne `feel tto much. at borne iet-a�Tn1y language as in i.ity hsh. 11e Titid--1 lir itsnnl 16111inc n1 ' -Mall 111 til•' tnrotlrntl• tontines. but, as Aurin ns' his formal -lunar on te:1' finished h0 drot. •.l their a Apply Zam-Buk to all wounds and sores and you will be surprised how quickly ft stops the smarting and brings ease. It covers the wound with a layer of pro.. tective balm, kills all poison germs already in the wound, and prevents others entering. Its rich tealieg to rbal essences then build up from the bottom, fresh thsuei and in a wonderfully short time the wound h healed! 411. Zam 11ut'e pepulanty is hosed on merit Inflations no..r work cures. He sun rid pet the real thins. "UM -Bak" is printed on every packet of the genuine. Refuse .110111.r% 60c .11 druggists and stores or r4m-Buk Co., %mote. • A Democratic King. • The new. King bas been exceptional- ly popular among his people as ' Prince of Wales and has been not- ed for his democratic ways. Au inci- dent in illustration of this was his act ing 'as stokci on board the Indomit- able on the return of that warship from the Quebec tercentenary it 1908. Having been brought up a sailor, he was quite at home in the rough sur- roundings. He had . known what it felt to be half smothered in coal dust. As a sailor who served on the In- domitable put it. "He's no ornament- al sailor. but 1t seaman down to his boots," As the lndomitable's coal shoveler the prince wore a stoker's kit censisting,uf a white suit, white It t fear 0111 white. gioves. \ His character as n sailor may tfe indicated by a sentiment be wrote .lit the Duchess .t1 F'ife's album: . "1 am a sailor, nttd every sailor loves a toss. (1)utt't shute this to the 4 ,) bier--tete-n tiroutl dinner, t good; 1..11111141 111011. 11 steed .choke. goo,! Gla-- .1f . r g. 11nd then 1 11 It 1 '• •uol nob , l^: in the yttrl.l.' Tb :rvw I -:n .1 a•• the. tt 1 i,•i1e grad. !.•hit 1 rl tilt tate Qui, • VI • toria a:1nl Itr:'r- a t i ir, r -• tit 1l aunt. til' I: 1ler- IIu -or. • Removed His Cothes• • Eine Gene•, lie. . 'tron0 sett - humor.. whieh eftent hn'.i 1!0 the illtfl a• rr<'n, of ? - Onr of the a 1rfi, tutu of the King e „ne,•ret :1 • :-t: ++er- 11 itmett bay •tt'. c:-- The latter was 11 strong li told 1 ;enrge ]&I101 ea.- reed.' stubborn. frequently telt the • • of her displeasure. Wh vt bf al.t,-t was-crvt.l the Queen /..1Pr d 111111 to retreat under ttie'tabieot pun:-iitnetit. George distspikared 1661 remain I 'quiet for fifteen minutes' \When \ i.•• toria asked him if •he would be :too 1. GeoriTeTeptied meekly in.tle-'Ohne*. tive, whereupon he w-nt pertititted to emerge,• The Queen. was sp echlete with altoniShnieIlt when the prince crawler! out naked, having stripped and piled his clothes neatly • un.ler- neath. The sante quaint sense of hu- nter fregi entle cropped' out when a naval eadet,'xttd afterwards ae officer he played utany practical jokes.0u his_ messnwtes, • r Where He Felt It. • \ story is told concerning Pr' e Edward of Wales (nee- Prince of Wales), who recently was asked by a •companion'at Dartmouth College what he felt like being the eldest son of the Prince of Watts and future King: '1 "Don't you feel itis a great reskun• sso sibility being the eldest sen?" tossed the friend, who was of a serious turn, of mind. • "Well, I don't know about that,"' said the prince. "I've never thought of it that way -it's always /teemed to me great luck to be born the eldest because *hen your're- " eldest you haven't got to wear any of your bio- ther's old clothes!" THE BEST YET By arrangement we are able to offer . . . The Signal and i he Weekly Mail and Empire • ,,."rh.'r fent naw I tt;li.ti 1, 1:111, fur }:nWAltn, DUKB OF ('OBNWALl. and manly youth' and was a great fav- orite o1 his grandfather, the late King. He is file eldest child of the new King. 4111e1 his education was• entirely fiw•nrT -Wand his brothers and sister were taught to rend rind write at four years old, and from the _age of five had Lo %peak in French and German. • Very spec -Mt -rare; lir. the way- tri tnken in instructing nil the royal children in English history. in order to interest them in this branch if their studies, the princes are taken frequently to the British Museum by 'Mr. Hansell, their teacher, to see orig- inal letters and documents of great historical importance, whieh they have found mentioned in their books. This method of instruction was one that greatly appealed to Prince Ed- ward, for whom there documents had The Weekly Mail and Empire. will be sent to any address in citnatlit !except. Toronto!, Great 7 h.' 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From being a gay• frolicsome girl, the life and soul of every entertainment, she turned in- to a grave, almost gloomy woman. silently going her way, solemnly de• voted to her duty. System In Saving, 'The only good plan for saving is to make it an invariable rule to deposit something each week or each month," says a bank president. 'Allaying thus put the money aside, it should be considered out of reach and on no account to be drawn upon except in cage of sickness, loss of employment or death. It is surprising how money will pile up when such a system aa this ,is followed. If -every one who possesses any income at all would, adopt the practice and stick to it, no matter how small the deposits might be, poverty would be well nigh abol- iahed." .."I ,• t ,n „r 1.•; f.it New Summer Suit IIKST MATERIAL - LA'Tl?ST STYLES FiNE TAILORING DUNLOP The Tailor. West et. "The Peacemaker. The Queen always was remarkable for sound sense. At home in her girl- hood at White Lodge, wiRere the fam- ily temperra'n high during family re- verses, she was known as "the peace- maker." Much of her youlh was pass- ed in Florence, where the Teck Ittmily retired when their fortunes 'were wrecked, and she is highly artistic. She is splendidly educated, speaking four languages -French, German and. Italian, as well as her own, with ac- curacy and fluency. She sings excel- lently, is a fine pianist and reals vo- raciously not only novels but serious books. Resembles Queen Charlotte. Queen Mary is proud of her striking likeness to her great-grandmother, Quern Charlene, and buys every pic- ture of her that comes into the mar- ket. A woman collector outbid her for one of them at the Duke of Cam- bridge's sale and refused to sell it even at a premium, which greatly an- gered the new ,Queen, and the next time she met this woman she snubbed her. The resemblanc, though strong, does not flatter the new Queen. 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