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tinl,u neer* alio fall to reo,.h.' rens `ta\AI
regularly by mall will confer r livor by ice
0101 11104 it. of the fact 0t a early a dote A.
pUr.ble.
When a change of addrea to dtr.tnrl, both the
Old and the new eddre...'Mould M, glpeu.
Aewrecous Rates:
legal and ot Mir .undo* aulcurtl...meats, I(•0
per line for flea u,w•rmo11 and 4• per life for
eacnonnl, *roil 01e. tour *iew ' by a
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nation. S'nr: id, ebur •11..u. H'ward. Ironer -fur
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Article.. fur Sale, .4.., cwt exceeding eight
Iwc4.'Jae each tielertluu :11 for nt.l month. am
for each wile -worm month. Inrger ad ver, h.r-
mem. In proportion.
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dent. per how. Nu not ice h+. than :'a'.
Any .p0 ia1 not l.e: (1,1 ubJrct of Which N rhe
per.luiar y benefit of any Individual or aware
aUeu, to be roruadered an w4rertinmeat acd
to be .barged accordingly.
Hated for di.play and central ellvertl'w-
manta will gas giysb m. application.
Address W eommoole [leas to
THE SI(ONAI. PON 1'I NO 1'11.. 1.lmltrd
tioastee. Out
proper, that an expert would need three
for four I rs to *newer, showed very
little judge+vnt : and the Superintend.
rut of Etideetion who expected one
paper of that length to test fah ly *
_candidate's knowlealge of Hritish, C:t-
0101i*14 Roman and Greek history
d4splayrd AM lime NI 1111 e011e u
the enntliflatee -and he is more duan
e'ghle•n ye*IN of age.
TARIFFS AND MANUFACTURES.
'nht' aTgtimrtlt* trf-p.+4Wti..,tiaatain
meows t ul their pet theory err almil.1
pathetic. One of their favorite illu-
sions is the -lia4aura "1 rade" tMot y,
,::ales awing counted as pt•olhs and Mir-
1hase•s as lus.es, with col ire forgelful-
ur..a of the very itupoi 414ot fact that
(•il lie* buying tor selling may Iw eon•
deleted profitably 111 uupioftAbly,
N,nv qtr read of x *avant who show*
44 ,*r protect has Is'rn 010 prop*•*
peep. y for t'unwdi 14.1 aha• 1.•a.un (hat
it his brought alt,111 111,• esl,allli.bnirul
in this of a igrye nettRW'e .4
4 1411 hen of United SI 0400 Lectoriri..
•'I4ni company atoll". 'manufactur-
ing harvesting implements .at Hamil-
ton, employs over there thousand
hands. This big plant was.establiobrd
not only to supply Canada, but also
to manufacture farm machinery for.
export. as Canadian g ,ode enjoy a re-
s- . - hatetiti-South-At rens u t UL SOUK 1117.
stance•. in Australia, while Canadian
WDKRt('B. Tat'ReDAY• Alxil:er 19, 1514 farm machinery enters France at a
lower tariff than s' 'lar goads from
the United States." That iso the United
St Ito.. a country t high Protection,
1,0* loot these rineh induhtries to
Canada, a Ito er•tariffl•ulintry, for the
HISTORY AS IT i5 LEARNED.
The publication of a selection of the
anmwets to the history paper in the i.. ver re asnn that the reduction of Can -
cent examinations file i n 4 h,,cr'trr hasthes tariff has given her .perisny
Provincial !vermes Schools has f*vol•able opportunities of wiling her
would
tl a .'sicgreet deal of interest. The lu_other countries. vs. And this
wouldthe teachers who are reoponsibIC iA$` to be an arggment for
for theme answers show a lamentable, llrolwpoiecl ion
an almost unheiwvass.. luck of knuwl- y„ lung a. the "lite(' 'hates mein -
edge of outstanding plaints in history• tains her almost prohibitive tariff, so
What is to be thought of a 'candidate long will her manufacturers ie crip-
fur a teacher's crrtiflxte whn would pard in re.pw rt to foreign trade• and
sate that **Egerton Ryerson, after- just so lung will they Ix obliged, in
wads Lard �trathr(,tla was mar 01 Maier to ewpture a share of the foreign
the Fathers ot Confederation," ortrade, to establish faetau-iesi in Centred*.
that "t'1,*mplain was the srcret.4ry of where the krwer tariff enables them to
the H. B. Co.. for wreral yearly'? Ill*nue*ctlire more rhe*ply and where
Wh*t ahyemal deptl•s of ignorance
are revealed in the datenlent thattbey are not h*ndicapped to ao great
•'when Chanipl*in *fid hilt men were rn extent fly the hostile Tariffs which
suffering irons the cold at HocheIager. usher nations raiser I)gpin.t high -tariff
countries. Great Britain, a free trade;
COO m117, manufartum for the world.
Canadla will manufacture more and
enter as she brings her tariff nearer to
a free -trade basis. -
Florence Nightingale knit long how
for them"
Lack of thought. as well as lack of
knowledge, is displayed. Could any
person of accountability, after a mom-
ent's thought, commit himself to the
statement that i'Chemplain bought a
carload of furs' 7 -or that "the Hom-
eric poems were not written hp
Homer, but by another man of Nle
same name 7" III 441111e case, the
meaning and use of words are not
understood, as shown by the answers
"Themistocles was more like a consti-
tutional than a tyranny," "The eli-
`--"matr-nt titevae-wet-,n-_ernbrecingr"
o cease." '
"The mashould law h ural ane
The queerest twist,. of mind are re-
vealed en some of the answers. For
instance, the astonished examiner i.
informed that 'British Columbia
joined Confederation on condition
that England should buHd a hridge
across the Pacific Ocean in ten years."
'. • satieet� y nri$an..l is the
EDITORIAL NOTES.
The_yolulg- Shah. _of P_e_reia is to be
compelled to marry. That's the chap
who tried to commit suicide a few
days ago. isn't it ?
The Toronto let*r, noticing the
Wiartoo Echri a, remark that ' road
machinery. of the kind to he built in
'irotlench, should ite-ln demand -1w the
northern townohips, adds : "Also in
the central and southern ones." A
factory ought to do well with a field
like that.
remark that "Aw4ut 104 now ,e
Poet Laurier. but in greater am a prose
Writer." No man's teputation is safe
in the face of the statement that "as
writers of historical fiction we have
Macaulay; ('arlyie nod Goldwin
Smith." It might have Leen a kern
sense of humor that dictated the an-
swer : "During his fits of insanity
Geo. 1I1. ohowad the greatest of
patience ; in all then• thingi, the
people strove to he like their king';'
hut it is getting past a joke when we
are told that 'home of the poems of
Victoria'sreign *re *Robinson
n
Crusoe,' She Stoops to Conquer;
*The&baol for Scandal."' Twelfth of
July orator's have, missed the mark
when it is ptwsible for a high school
student to state that "Caesar crossed
the Boyne and defeated Pompey."
Many of the answers are hilariuuay
funny. but it would he a mistake to
refuse to treat the matter neriouoly.
After taking into consideration the
fact that the published answer* came
from probahly only one or two hun-
dred candidates, out of a ental of three
or four thousand, the large percentage
of studento who failed on the history
paper indiernes that., .omellling is
wren.. somewhere.
Naturally the blame is put first nn
the teachers, and, since history is not
one of the subjects for examination
for entrance to the high schools and
Collegiate institute., it may he that it
is slighted in the puhlir schools: hut.
in any caw, when pupils reach the age
of seventeen or eighteen tbey ought
to hove some common oenw, and•,o
fair degree of that inv,tlnahle quality
world make it impossible for a randi-
dnte to make finch ridieulola elate -
matte as are contained in some or the
published aaow.re. There is, unfor-
tunately, a tendency among young
student* to live, in a sense, A double
life. Their work se students is kept.
guile aepafvifr team HO te t ntnF
home 1ife, and ton often the latter fir.
cnples their minds to the exclusion of
study. The fun and friendahipis of
school life are the real, the important.,
things to orally students and only
forced attention is given to study.
So long ao this is the ease there bill
he hazy, rattle-hrained and stupid
answers. When a student becomes
as deeply interested in the history of
a country and In' its great men M he
4. in the latest school .gossip he will
make a better showing wt esamina.
tinea.
The emndidatea ars not, however,
the Daly ones who have dierpisysd a
lack of mammon sense. The *rem-
itter who prepared. for a student to
answer la two and ess►half boors, •
A.
Is the Hon. Mackenzie King or His
Excellency the Governor-General to
get the credit of suggesting the open-
ing of * free bridge at Niagara to ram-
,
I the ehtlrch, hoes is he to east his kil-
l..t when there is s sharp difference of
opinion in his eongregari..11 ire r••gard
dr Ilia. proposition rrnhluilled for a
vitae ? If he wants 111 have a vole and
I. indrlwudent, a trlitlimler can have
' it by investing in real 41ra•p•rs4•, like
any other roan.
[ween Canada anbthe United States?
The Silinal would like to remark that
the honor is dnr to neither of these
gentlemen, hut to Mr. Garrett (Y'on•
nor. -
The Toronto exhibition is cutting
out the "thrillers." The fatal acci-
dent to one of the grandstand per-
formers last year got on the nerves of
the public. and the directors have
`yielded to a widespread feeling that a
"national" exhibition 'Mould rot. hire
people to risk their live, for the
cement of sensation -seekers. It is
a wise decision.
-The Way .ot Life.
A. often n 1441 eller, -et t lug fore h,
1. mucked by .ud*en rola,
And ksioa. not whether to go on
Ur turn 1,1111 Mask wait, -
Ho t. wnh hes.Battnf wand.
A way ut 1.(e do .trlic to nod.
And a. the traveller 41•traughi.
•Heuealh broad harmful( trees.
Seek. Nr a while from wand and rain
A little Sheltered caw -
tia 1 by questioning. thawed.
Serkix dome quiet place to red.
And.. the traveller. knowing not
The .tone ha. longtime arsu.wl.
Heeau-* the nun had pressed the, leave's.
Believe,. the nose's
11,cre,avd -
Na 1 m 411101 place.. pod
There 1. 110 re.t fur troubled mind.
And aa. ter• traveller. pa,erg on.
In dim time gladly .rr.
That what he thought w,u growing ...torsi
_ taa* only raindrencbed tree.--
`o I my way of life do find
Hy leaving shelter far behind.
—r4. John U. Kr*'une, Is The Nation. Lon-
don.
FROM OUR CONTEMPORARIES
• • - Fewer- Cigarettes.-.-... __ .. -
atoutreat &.u.
If the falling utf is the consumption
of aagarettes means that boys• have
had fewer "coffin nails' of late, every-
body will greatly rejoice. The boy
and the cigarette is about the most
esas4Wratiug "fool" combination that
disfigures our streets. It i. bed for the
health 14 the boys, and it in bud for
he toupee tat the apt ctaturs. _ -
Henaessj s Prowess.
New York Sun.
Hennessy was tieing taken -home in
a wheelbarrow by a faithful friend.
This friend was giving Hennessy some
Muriel advice. saying : "There's no use
your trying, Jerry, you can't drink all
the whiskey in the world." They
were pawing a brilliautle lighted die-
tillrryat the time, and as Jerry
opr net his eyes and beheld it he re-
pliet : "Sill. hegorrah, 1 have then[
workin' nights."
e The Montreal Star I('oneervativrl
advisee that "the report that it was
Ciemence**i's liver which caused the
overthrow of his Government should
be carefully ronsldererl ;h llueen's
Park, 'I'ot•onto. There is a great puh-
IM itatPmmall there'whll le s,w'eptible
to attacks of temper and esplosione of
indignation which allay some day get
hire into real trouble." 1,. Sir ,fames
felling from his pedestal s. early ?
Barrie ratepayers nave pawed a 1,y.
law to gran( -4.s* carriage rimtpany 1
loan of 1120,10S), repayable in twenty
years without interest, ex,tmption
from taxation except school rasee on
a taxed amres.rnent,,f 111110,4 Ito, and cer-
tain roncr.sione in water and light.
in return the company is to spend
$20,110(1 in enlarging its building and
Merit and douhle its present payroll.
That looks pretty easy -for the com-
pany8
A writer in The G1ohe lnalle. the
sensible ruggrotion that mime means
ehnuld he taken of acquainting people
with changes in the statute paw be-
fore they come into effect, - He may.
that under pre .fit cnnditiono It is
well-nigh impossible for even well-in-
formed lawyers to know the law as
itltsngvd matt wtyme--tnrmthe lifter the
ehengem are made. He suggests that
instead of heing pelt into effect in-
denter the taws do not twine tnto
lore until the heelnning of the yowl
following that its which they are en-
acted. Something of this sort
might well he taken into the serious
consideration of the Legislature.
The Wingbam Advance meggesu
that church property should be given
• vote on money bylaws, and that the
minister in charge of the rhumb abound
have the mating of the vote. Corpor-
ations Moot vole, and why should en
a:ca tion be made In favor of s church
corporation, which doss sot pay lases
on all its property ? And if the mitt.
loiter is to vela as the r'ep ronentatiw of
To Make the Empire Strong..
Mnutreal t i a rette.
Mr. Smuts; who represents Mouth
Africa in the imperial defence con-
ference, bas been declaring that -the
tie that should hind the Empire to-
gether wouldhP Irss tbat of blood than
of cnmulunily of interest,justice. fair
play and rekuality. As Mere *re in
the British Empire perhaps 5,,,ississei
people of British birth or des'eut and
rime 3511,(*E.(101.1 of other kindred,.
races and tribes, what Mr. Smuts
ha* said will be worth keeping in
mind.
Pae Advertising.
Kingston Whig.
The ,inhtion or free advertising is a
prolific source, of worry to every pulo-
licher. He dnea oot wish to appear
mean or to offend hie friends and ret
A de-
pend
he that he ha and
e m1 .t rem m r t
h r
pend up n the revenue from his paper
to provide his bread and butter, and
110 antral portion of this revenue mud
be matte out of the advertising. The
storekeeper 3* not esp eeted to- hand-
out free of charge the goads he keeps.
for sale; the put.lisher her his adver•
tieing space for sale, sad he should
not be expected to give it away free
of charge any more than the incr.
rhant is expected to give away his
Ronde.
Cheap Patriotism.
Victoria Colonist.
When Kipling learned that his
to aro iimeeased he
got in an awfu state of mitt and
emitted ovine rhyming drivel in which
the Doltish Empire is represented as
going to "the demnition bow -wows."
Kipling was intenwly patriotic when
he exhorted, the rest of us to "pay
pay, pay," that he got in s panic the'
moment the collection plate woe
passed in his direction. Astonishing
-isn't it? --how patriotic we are It
other people's money. We all re em-
Iwr how ready Arteulus Ward am to
sacrifice all his relations tart a good
of him country. Their serum ¢•o he a
good many people of this kind in the
Mother Country iust now.
The Worried Editor.
Blount Forest confederate.
One of a local editor's minor
troubles is getting people's names cor-
rectly. The initiate often give
trouble. Then there is the spelling of
some names. It is all right when a
natere is always ipletled the same way.
but when a name has two or more
ways of spelling it. about which the
owners are often particular, there is
perplexity and there must be errors.
The Mar's, for instance, are very in-
consistent. First one bas to consider
whether it is "Mac" or "Mr ;" sec.
ondly, whether the nest part of the
mane begins with s capital letter or
not; thirdly, how under the sun the
rtnainder of the name is spelled.
For example, ;, it McGregor or Mac-
Gregor, or Macgregor or Me0r, gg..r,
Ste.? Or is it Mc(..*rhlan, MacLach-
lan, McLachlin, Ma f,arhlin, Mc-
Li,wblan, Macl.auchlan, McLanehlin,
Marlsuehlln, McLauchlan, McLaugh-
lin, Mcleonghlin, Maclaehlan, etc.?
Etcetera. etcetera.
"As Others See Us 1"
Ottawa Free Pre... .
io a iwondon, Eng.. police cowl t the
other d*y a detective sergeant, giving
evidence ag*in.t three eonfldeuce men,
swore that he "first. Raw the prisoners
.peak to a man who had the appear-
ance of a Canadian." What could
this mysteriouR individual have been
like? Did he wear • Mtetsaon hat?
Was he clad in * Rnow.hoer'R blanket
Rail ? Did he wear moer•smine? Could
he have had a maple deaf stickpin or
something of that sort? Wherein
did he have the appearance of a Can.
adian? We over here do not believe
that we are any different in appear-
*nre from other mesetherm of the race,
union it be that we are generally 'of
better physique ; yet (hie .killed oh -
server of doings at the Waterloo rail-
way station rams to the enttetaglan
that a certain individual had the ap.
pear/ince of a Canadian. That detec-
tive ought 1.o be promoted at nn8P.
He has Sherlock Holmes tleaten to a
standstill,
Britain's Glory.
New York Pont.
Dr. Jameson and Gen. Botha. sit-
ting •ids by side on the •tape of the
throne in the House of Lord•, while
the Colonial Secretary asked for the
second reading of the bill to create a
Month African CoentronwesIth, in
which Briton and Boer should have
equal rights -this le the astonishing
and gratifying spectacle which Rog
Mod is able to offer to the world.
Wbo wad bays believed it powible.
")t' riot
i1
OLICIE
‘4.A.1 ural
.int•
Ilan t (1.. e �uuc
1,111111-, flet' un
%A lla(t t Ot1 ll.tve
1 , Ili i•lI11r their future?
(1t)willr'1;1 r'�i1,11,v
(,i1(14 1.41t' 1%4)411(1
Illi• L i
now, and 431.11,( 1)rO\'i>iOn
--. y')tit I'Iiai11i"t' lel-ars.
W. H. ROIIN:;ON, Dlstrtct Agent. •Seaforth.
Africa was raging so short t1 time
ago? It is a vivid prow* that Great
Britain has not lost her acquired skill
in colonial administration. No heal-
ing and const luclive r riser of Irgis-
lettQP as this act of for the foul
South %1(ricsn c-orootSZ-lith WoT-hr•tr
seen in many a yeti. It is an eti-
dence of England', usal greatness
more convincing thou all her battle-
ships. The consummation of this
great act of statrsmranship under a
Liberal ministry will tank w. perhaps
the proudest ,achievem11- it of the pres-
ent Government. Tlo• ('ti'.'.oalivees
were at firil cold to 11,.• project, it h;. 11
they P^`!n+tane'r'd metetture- but in
view of ire 1riumphanr ,00clu-ion
they do not stint their applause.
Muth Lord Colson oil 1 the NIaegnis of
Lansdowne otter.• i th.ir -,•hi-fi Coll 1.
gratulation,. to the 1..,*,•In,u.•111, and
even lord Milner 1,11. r,'.1 .o jarring'
note. All 1 pia is I.., mute or a
national glory t1, ,n t ,eking till dooms-
day *Mort dela•L'.,r tipci l•. ,
• a Two Rulers.
Toronto 0 ,r.
When King 4.'Mw,ni'e -tone..* w.a,
the Derby he left th•• u.yal box. ranee
down into the crowd..red pushed hie
way. as any other citizen *told,
through an immense .•I 11111) 'of people,
towards the rucb.auai .ah• -re h Si horse
%Loud. 111 pbo•toK1a',I . . f 1Le •,•rile
one can scarcely di•t;l 10'1, the King.
PO great is- the pr. see cast - the
throng, and so getter.! 11,- cx,•i*(411rnt.
King Edward cum*" Un.l goes as freely
an he Tikes. not only in Great Britain,
but in France and other Continental
countries. .
Czat• Nichnlr. remains -on lw,.anl bis
battleship at Cowes. 11 as it surround-
ed by British men -of -trill. n illi British
and Ru..ian puttee hosts forming a
circle about him, And ordering Mack
yachts and 4,1ha•e--01*001r in w1uca
spectator', venture near.
The hing goes ashore am he chooses
and joins in all the amurteulrnte ; Ihr
Czar imprisons 111111.1.44 on his Ishii',
and watches the diaant lights rood
bears the .011n(14 of revelry.
The fear of oleo l* is, on hire. in
every Moat that - ventures near it is
.pn.sihie that •heremay i.'& arra ere
seeking • chance Iia amswo.inst. It11.
His Helmet agents )rude of many plots
that are tinder any : there may be
others of whirl They do not know.
precaution moot 111.
d day. not only dnr-
�ut trip, but next month.
fid throughout the Czar's
not the ruler of Hussies bre a
Ian were he a constitutional
knrtt-s alasaaed and _married
and so every
taken night
ing the pees
next year, �(
life.
Wolil
harrier
ant
tern
rr1 I i s with no superior in Canada.
11 srr,N l'z►r-t •• ane or
Autumn
Term --
(rout ,August :kith in all dapart-
lurnts of the
Central Business College
Yuage and, Gerrard Sts , Toronto.
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Business & Shorthand
SUBJECTS
Resident and Mail
Cataloe•ws Frew
J. W. Weatervelt, r •t' W..re,..}. L . t t
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Pt;n.l.
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mita
FALL TERM OPENS ME PT. lot
Toronln, Ont.
Cur. Vumg a and Alexander Sta. Strict-
ly First -Class. Graduates alway. suc-
cessful. Write for Handsome l
tle'*ta-
Ing.
at?'rhe• forces for reform grow
strong in Russia for the onto -
y, and 1t'raumut he long now an-
ti we she hi he
next—t•rfuwr tolive in terror all
'days to mai111Ai41 4 system that is not
worth to him whin it rode hint. It is
supposed that Nichola. would hate
y err this to nearly all the
eds n.• upon him, lout for 11,••
d(:mlanhkod11,1
Fall Term from Sept. 1st.
STRATFORD. ONT.
After twenty-two years of solid
work we have become the largest.
- "T . t nti t mnst sneer f*1-head`eat
training school in Western Onto -
Three department!:
COMMERCIAL, SHORTHAND
and TELEGRAPHY
We *..alar graduates to positions
as well *strive a most thorough train-
ing. - (:et our free catalogue at
rani a es out t e our •Soorat y in ,
official percentage of the people who - °Orr'
thrive on a worn-out and di -„edited I.:t.l.tren' A Mri.A4 Ht.AN,
system. - ' Principals.
What a Mitchell Man Saw.
Mitchell Advocate : MI.Th117,. ik;n-
oer was up in (4txierich and (*.Shot tie
townships the fore part of the to..k.
N
P
1Tr
f4M4 feet in I.•r* t1,. It take. Iu;uns as Lill' 1111!. f.,...
writ an enetgv to -ecuret and rAl t y to fi. -
Allrr'e.sflll .ompl.•tion these large C•t i,..-- -.
otrurture., Mr. skinner Al..' 'ty•
there i. a tremendous crop of apple.
up there. In one oreh.trd of ab "at
ages berrela, which he viailed, he cut
on a SOrotld year graft of' haldwins on
which were oixty-foist Apples un ;1
thirteen -inch branch.
and he
says that it made him feel SF X11
Prand of Mit, 43.41 when he sew the erne ii . v ii
a hridgge I1,.• 11,111!4. nue erect P -*',i,
over the Maiti:usd ihver. It
is o*.•r ^. i fn
Soo Canal Traffic.
Sault Ste. Mar;e, Ont., Aug. 1i. -
Traffie through the ftoo canals during
the month ref July fails short Mit raft,•
276 tone of equalling the wonderful
record rptahtiatn•d in June of Itsli.
The total figurer, are 14, 7446,tell* tons.
The registered tonnage established a
record with 7,124,841. PaoPPnger.
were more than double theprevio,s
month's figures, 14.1(14) going rest and
9,11;1 west. VPs•el p►aswgPM tttirnhrretl
2.9fr4 in romparisnn with 2, to foran*.',
141419. E*atbomnd freight totalled
6,879,210 toms, and westbound 1,427, -
The Complete Angler.
The Little Carp --Mother, who's that
coming along?
Mother Fish -Don't he frightener.
That's the nice old gentleman who
brings us something to eat at the en 4
of a raring every morning,
Impertinent.
?friers* tin her rntlft•ry wd+llire.P)-
"That Austrian heron is very in-
quisitive. He soaked me what any
dowry amounted to.”
Lieuten*nt --"impertinent 1,'il 1w t
And what did you telt him -"
Cook Would Help.
Mistr'ese-"Now, remember, cook,
the Jonesen are codling for dinner."
Cook - "Leave ;t to me, m . 1'11
do me wont. They'll never trouble
yexeagain."
"And," continued the palmist, *yon
are going to 11e dieapp doted in love."
"Thin my sweetheart is going to jilt
noir "No, she le gning to marry you.
Two -and -.is, please." -
Young man, marry a homely girl if
pm are food of good biscuits. All a
putty girl knows shout dough is to
R,ewe.
woes the desolating war M South e'Ptn i--Oh
Weir V
Si Jerome's
C011eg Berlin, Ont.
eCaned^.
Founded .M}
Incorporated by Act of Panamint, .165,
RPddestlal Sclfool for Coy. and Verlag Men.
o-Lrl,
C,rses ['owlet., ISchool, Serine. Arts.
New building e.la1Pped with latest k�ypenia
,eq. ,- Ment, prlvr room., foe new (:pwwa-
,tum, Swt.n(atn, Pet 514,...' Bathe, Rs .4.e
Track Auditorb:n•.
PIo(e.s,of...a.le st-4radsate faunal to 1.•
(one good sad Titans*. i.se.a pal a1114011
4ddress -
4 RCI. A t. '.aims. C.R.: ewe. . 00te,etwr
W. ACHESON & SON.
Saturday Ec Monday Offerings
The last chance to secure dainty Summer Wasll Materials
at prises never quoted here -before. We si!34 )1} have til
nt:tkr- rotain for lull -'.i *. s arriving _daily; therefta --
tvill not curry any Summer hoods Over, so here goes
for a final clearings of excellent Wash Goods.*^,
300 ' ds. colored American
Mtislitls
iu duI.., •relies ,old s^roll ,I1'.,'',
sista6le for alt iii) der woe., [,,.1
corm. Regular Iu,' end 121 '
vnlu..s 1" dear nt .,fie p1 ice, yd, 5c
500 yards Dainty Dimity
-- 0111114, dot. and rhe le mottling,
so l.lhle for any olyle of alit -Mi.
Regular I:a; to 1k•. Matin- 1
day and Monday clearing at
All ; u I•O,'r Muslim and ifnlisfes in qualiliee ranging in prise
ft ,,111 :2 - 4,, to • 1 et• y nil 11,14 brn,"11a le -1 mod choicest palt;erne►. 19
all al un. pn ice, per
300 yards of colored Wash Silks
iu ail rotor., itl•ip• effect*, :ti • and 14k• per yard, all at one clearing
price, per yard
Shirt Waists
C
8c1
Beautifully ewhroidered effects. long sleeves, only tell left, to clear at
one-third coli regular price. That'neon* a $3.011 waist for 112.1*), a nisi
wait for
fable -Linen Specials for Saturday
and Monday
500 yards of Towelling
200 yards of splendid
Wash Crash Tea Towelliog
Extl'a-ha'avy sod wide, eplrndid warranted pure nes. exr.Il,-ht
absorbent, regu ar e, to
valor 01 1 4r 411. yard Matin Q 1
dl Tribe MontM -price;-trr•rYd. 9c -clear at, tier yard, 1�/l, - s'
There pieces of extra beay.y unblearbed Table Linen, warranted
mum,:( select ttt:l'tt" lythe d • _..furry- at,-1�lc-Luer yd., Saturday -49c
and M Inv, tier 3,1 , ' .
3 pieces of Extra -heavy Unbleached Table Lir.en
Pure linen, t hree choke' p.1 ern.. Ita•guhar 4141 and excel
per yard,
excr • 49c
Tent valor et, per yard ....... ... .. . .
H
Ten dozen .r t 1- Hemstitched Huckaback.
Size, '21 x it -• -11,r _.4• rash, Mntunlay and Monday, two
fur.... .... 25C i
25 only Tabl:
Alnlut'2yards .quare with bottler all around, good heavy quality
II
.uitahlr for breakfast Or luncheon sloth. regular 111.1*), Saturday 750
.antiMunday'.pTLI, t',ch
19 only extra heavy Table Cloths
Mize, 2 ley ':l y,ytl's, ex,•rllent quality and choice patterns, marking 0
Perfect cloth with border all around, original price, 82,4141, $1,49
Saturday And Monday. _...., ... .. , •v7
We Warrant Everything as Advertised.
i
W. ACHESON & SON.
PREPARED ,\ FOODS!
We carry in stock quite a nuualm• of different makes in above -
i. entioned green. for Infants a 11/1 Invalid,. Among these
may b • mentiona'l :
English Malted' Nlilk iod, -
Vanipole's Malted Milk food,
l Iorlick's Malted Milk Food,
Mell-Hi's Fermi, Nestleex Food,
Lactated Food, Alienbury's Food„
Robinson's Prepared Barley, etc., etc.
Also Fresh Lime Juice in tic bottles. Pure Grape Juice
in Pints and Quarts.
S. E. HICK, — -- - Central Drug Store
GODERIGH. OST•
LP EMEMMEMINNIMMIW
Now is the Time
To Order
Your Fall Suit.
The Two Martins
TAILORS and FURNISHERS r%4
'Phone 180.
soar
1
Bright New Trunks,
SUIT CASES, and TRAVELLING BAGS
at
ELLIOTT'S SHOE STORE
Not ohi patterns but bright new styles
fresh from the faetnry. These goods
' - we offer your at reasonable prices.
Trunks at 82.00, 83.00, 83.50 and up•
Suet Cases at from 81.50, 82.00, $2.50, up.
A Special Value in a Suit Case at 82,50.
A good Leather Case for 86.00.
We are agents for the HARTT SHOE for men.
wi
G. M. Elliott
1'
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}
i" enrollee
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LL1(lrndnnles
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=
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Over one thnuelsnd students
by our chain pent
year. 11 pi)•. to *[tend a
link of this great chain, for
"IN UNPIN T 11 It R R 114
serngsterle."
The demand for our rad -
teeter, is THREE TiME the
may
Other .chnola **.gage our
RiwtluwrPR as leaetters. A
.pecta?merge for trerhetr t -
of two venni nem
atee now earning 12,110U 'per
annum.
Three rummer, - ('ox1t1R-
rl.4L. HiTRNO011 A PHY and Wt. -
*1410 4Pllt',
Fah Tens Open Aug. II.
'tVrite:for particulars.
' GODERICt1
BUSINESS COLLEGE
050. SPOTTON, PRIN.
iu duI.., •relies ,old s^roll ,I1'.,'',
sista6le for alt iii) der woe., [,,.1
corm. Regular Iu,' end 121 '
vnlu..s 1" dear nt .,fie p1 ice, yd, 5c
500 yards Dainty Dimity
-- 0111114, dot. and rhe le mottling,
so l.lhle for any olyle of alit -Mi.
Regular I:a; to 1k•. Matin- 1
day and Monday clearing at
All ; u I•O,'r Muslim and ifnlisfes in qualiliee ranging in prise
ft ,,111 :2 - 4,, to • 1 et• y nil 11,14 brn,"11a le -1 mod choicest palt;erne►. 19
all al un. pn ice, per
300 yards of colored Wash Silks
iu ail rotor., itl•ip• effect*, :ti • and 14k• per yard, all at one clearing
price, per yard
Shirt Waists
C
8c1
Beautifully ewhroidered effects. long sleeves, only tell left, to clear at
one-third coli regular price. That'neon* a $3.011 waist for 112.1*), a nisi
wait for
fable -Linen Specials for Saturday
and Monday
500 yards of Towelling
200 yards of splendid
Wash Crash Tea Towelliog
Extl'a-ha'avy sod wide, eplrndid warranted pure nes. exr.Il,-ht
absorbent, regu ar e, to
valor 01 1 4r 411. yard Matin Q 1
dl Tribe MontM -price;-trr•rYd. 9c -clear at, tier yard, 1�/l, - s'
There pieces of extra beay.y unblearbed Table Linen, warranted
mum,:( select ttt:l'tt" lythe d • _..furry- at,-1�lc-Luer yd., Saturday -49c
and M Inv, tier 3,1 , ' .
3 pieces of Extra -heavy Unbleached Table Lir.en
Pure linen, t hree choke' p.1 ern.. Ita•guhar 4141 and excel
per yard,
excr • 49c
Tent valor et, per yard ....... ... .. . .
H
Ten dozen .r t 1- Hemstitched Huckaback.
Size, '21 x it -• -11,r _.4• rash, Mntunlay and Monday, two
fur.... .... 25C i
25 only Tabl:
Alnlut'2yards .quare with bottler all around, good heavy quality
II
.uitahlr for breakfast Or luncheon sloth. regular 111.1*), Saturday 750
.antiMunday'.pTLI, t',ch
19 only extra heavy Table Cloths
Mize, 2 ley ':l y,ytl's, ex,•rllent quality and choice patterns, marking 0
Perfect cloth with border all around, original price, 82,4141, $1,49
Saturday And Monday. _...., ... .. , •v7
We Warrant Everything as Advertised.
i
W. ACHESON & SON.
PREPARED ,\ FOODS!
We carry in stock quite a nuualm• of different makes in above -
i. entioned green. for Infants a 11/1 Invalid,. Among these
may b • mentiona'l :
English Malted' Nlilk iod, -
Vanipole's Malted Milk food,
l Iorlick's Malted Milk Food,
Mell-Hi's Fermi, Nestleex Food,
Lactated Food, Alienbury's Food„
Robinson's Prepared Barley, etc., etc.
Also Fresh Lime Juice in tic bottles. Pure Grape Juice
in Pints and Quarts.
S. E. HICK, — -- - Central Drug Store
GODERIGH. OST•
LP EMEMMEMINNIMMIW
Now is the Time
To Order
Your Fall Suit.
The Two Martins
TAILORS and FURNISHERS r%4
'Phone 180.
soar
1
Bright New Trunks,
SUIT CASES, and TRAVELLING BAGS
at
ELLIOTT'S SHOE STORE
Not ohi patterns but bright new styles
fresh from the faetnry. These goods
' - we offer your at reasonable prices.
Trunks at 82.00, 83.00, 83.50 and up•
Suet Cases at from 81.50, 82.00, $2.50, up.
A Special Value in a Suit Case at 82,50.
A good Leather Case for 86.00.
We are agents for the HARTT SHOE for men.
wi
G. M. Elliott
1'