HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1909-3-4, Page 5Fruit. Trees
Shrubs, Roses, Ornamental
Trees, Small Fr tuts and
Evergreens.
HOME GROWN TREES
AND PLANTS MEAN
SUCCESS.
It u our atm to develop by cor-
rect cultural methods and sat-
isfactory dealings with cue
tomer• a first class nursery
carryuag a complete hue of
stock best adapted to this
section of country.
Send order through our a ents
or direct to us. A it.00
order wtll be given as careful
attention as • Sas o0 on :
ADDRESS
John Stewart Estate
BENMILLER, ONT.
64...11119•11 m�ltdl�� t>.aa>.e ea�
New Styles,
in
Eye Glasses
We are always ad.bog new
awl up to -date go ,ds in our
Optical Department.
and just now we are showing a
very neat and new style of eye
glues Mounting. called
THE SMART SET.
Our Bifocals,
ur Double Glasses as they are
inure often called, will (-ruble
the wearer to make tine pair do
for close work as well as for
geeing at • distance.
I am the only one in our town
using the new and up-to-date by of teet{ng the eyes. called
THE -SHADOW TEST
W. E. KELLY,
JEWELLER.
COKE
O E COKE.
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will handle
Try our GASH t•s
I• furnaces ranges
•-h'. • and grates. More
heat and cheaper than coal.
.00 per ton cash.
New Coal Yard
Alter March loth 1
all kinds of hard and soft coal.
Satisfaction) guaranteed. Nothing
but the test anthracite will be
handled
Terms, without exception. CASH.
1
D. F. ffamlink,
mise 127
olonistRates
Northwest
inwrate. In effect dally for setiors one
s7 ticket• to all Northwest polio,. by
P.R. direct Ilse. (illy through serrin
with enchant@ et para.
',outer. and familia. can leave Toronto
any day In colonist or tourist oars attached
to re*ular train.
V. ben tea.elling with lire stock end
rR@r-te, settlers should take
Special Trains
from Toronto each Tuesday In March end
A enl.
\�A.k agent for free copy of "Settler.'
•'ipdr. ri•Ing nitre and full Information.
$4Ge1JF May SDec..d quos
PACIFIC COAST
Pall,V1 tc ori .l ytlsattlii L ortlend.
Apply to JOet, KiDD, Agent, tioderllh,.
era egiMIguggpMeell
PINE TAILORED
CLOTHI
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FOR MEN
FITS WELL
LOOKS WELL
WEARS WELL
When made by
The TDUNLOP
West St,
CHAS. E. GRIFFITH
UPHOLSTERING
ANC REPAIRING
HAIR MATTRESSES RENEWED
AND RE -MADE
CARPET All orders
LAVING promptly *Mewled to
1'harwee moderate
IteiwRtlr ove R'
oorn (hpe door Wtast of C..1. Herne,'"
*tot., Weet nu', ('
seiAenM–Elgin Arenas.
(IODRRI(H. (INT
A.Wonman's Symptthy
el h 11 1 v e tc r Aruncciel mad - I1 nrour or',
av
M..� discouraged, u'to delicates women -1 r know A re
cure mraif, ltoe: but learn„' how to
Acis h� want to relic a your bur -
w11 s hippo sran(hdro Min for yat07 the
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it' nu win eaglet mr. for trot and
boxiof the remedy which haat beet for prpaad
til lay hands to be
given awe
int ether*.Dix out rote yo
r►t will e eure,,t forelan le be a
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CEMENT LINED CISTERN.
Impurities In Rainwater May Se gas -
11y Extracted.
To provide seated a Crater famine
rt
during a dry time a0 est or
good l
two lea e per tiurestment. The purest
water we get is rainwater, a fact that
has been brought to the attention of
different states by the boards of
health.
Disease germs follow rainwater down
Into the soil to percolate tbrougb
to the well. l'es'sons using the water
continually beeome immune, so they
may not contract a serious disease for
years. but a severe cold may we:'' en
their vitality and disease resisting
tower, so they may become Infected et
any time.
(rnnger, drinking the water are es-
pecially liable, because their systems
are not fortified against the peculiar
Zee;
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elk
.ltdtTican/
elsrtLY LINED Willi Kura,
diluters lurking in that vicinity- ler-
ery tall city paupers, coutain accounts
oT typhoid Wit 1138 been brought home
from cuwrtry places tpy people while
away ou their annual vacation trips.
With cistern water It be different, as
the principal cuitaminatloa of rain-
water conte from dirt on the roof.
The water itself 1* pure e0ough until
It strikes the root. Norge farniora Mee
two cisterns. They let the first, water
from a rata shower run Into one cls -
ern. then switch the leader td,, the
other one, which is -used for psi-.
ron
oses.
Good. durable cisterns In clay or
(rimy ground may be made by plas-
erhng cement mortar directly on the
rth tarfz,e of the ex. -as -mem. In
me sections of the country a great
any elsterns are made this way and
orerrd by pewee timbers serosa and
ullding n floor of donbie thick inch
tuff IoM to I.resk Joints. The spaces
ver the wall and between the limbers
re filled in with Gement, and a drain
rut In one side while the cement fs
)11. A cistern built In this way may
et for ten or twelve yearn without
y trouble, but there Is no certainty
bout It.
A great deal better way is to make
round form of Leveled) renew; lightly
oof*'d to hold them In place. Then
k the excaratM, four or six !aches
reef W aruu,d than the outside of
e wooden form. 'then mix concrete
de of one part beet portland cement,
o parts clean, *harp sand and four
rte broken moue..
f the Modern l smuli have the form
ready to lower by erecting a tripod
tis pulley end tackle to lift ,t gently
wn. Then put In a floor of concrete
full Wee of the excavation. Tamp
hot -mighty to pound the sir oat and
ke it set solid. liefore this bits time
harden lower the wooden form and
In the sides so the bottom and sides
I unite, making one solid stone.
n easy way to make the neck of
dgtern is to put a floor of boards
top of the clreuinr wooden form
pile earth on this //nor, packing It
n cone shaped, high enough to
eh the grade level. To form the etr-
e opening rat the top make either a
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CIRit'LAI; 1,.I, UX CraT'ax.
circular form of wood about twenty
Inches In diameter or a hoop of boa
the sante diameter and *bout four
Itches hi height. 1'1300, the round
form In position on top of the cone of
earth, then cement around on the cone
with the concrete Up to the top of the
hoop. About all Inches In thickness is
sufficient for the neck.
The Manure Spreader.
The manure spreader ie n compara-
tively recent device, tibi li Is not only
it considerable labor saver, but it coo
oervator of fertility, The practice of
dumping manure In plies In the field
and then spreading with the tort is
nnecohomicnI and, moreover, esteem
toss In fertility nnle** the manure 1a
epreed immediately, which Is net al-
ways possible,
THE SIGNAL GODERICH.: ONTARIO
ANOTHER NEW WOMAN.
At Estero, Fla., Victoria Gratia Is
Nailed as Its Messiah.
Down at Estero, on the east coast
sf Florida, there Is a small, self
supporting colony of about :,Oce bouts
that re('eu(Iy bas accepted a „w•oul-
en as its mesal'),. Tletorla Gentle.
"pre-ewlnent," has !unveiled to the
spiritual throue left vacant by the
death of Cyrus Teed, "Koreah I.,"
and, as Uuwle rultd Zion City in Its
early days and as Mrs. Eddy has stood'
in the forefront of the forces of Chris-
tian Helene, Victoria (halls hence -
firth nukes supreme over the horeshau
Culp•. She to a woman of mystery, but
those who have suet her admit she is
possessed of remarkable force of char-
acter, Little ever has been learned of
her antecedents except that she came
originally from Boston end was one
of the Ilrst to head a Laud of follow'-
er,l to jolt 'reed In his chosen refuge
In Florida after he had beeu driver
out of Chicago. She 1s about fifty years
old and at first sight would pass for
the mother of nuy ordinary family in
moderate wears. Iler dress is simple
1111(1 uuassuntiur uod follow* the usual
matronly fashions without the slight-
est pretensions to style. .4. small silver
sword with a jeweled handle Is her
favorite, almost her only, oruawent.
Her ap tcb to casual visitors Is slow.
aiwoat dittldeut, but she is said to pos-
sess a rure talent for Urgentxatlun, and
when she rises (q the .heights _of reit
glow fervor her oratory is intensely
emotional and effective. The Koresluun
colony already hal made its mark In
Florida, amid teeny -are waiting to -see
tow far the'fewiuMe rule of Victoria
(:retia will prove able to carry it.
NEW SKIRT MEASURER.
Clever Device Hangs From Belt and
Gives Exact Length.
Women . need depeud no longer .,.0
the More or less haphazard measure t,
11euls of human hands to determine
the length of their skirts, a [natter of
an Importance *u great That mere man
can never appreciate it. A guide for
this purpose has recently been invent-
ed that consists of a belt, which Is fas-
tened around the wallet of the person
to be measured. Prorn the front of this
TRY THIS PLAN.
Hew a Business Wonsan' Prevented •
Breakdown,
"i'm down and uut," said the ste-
nographer as she walked home wltb a
cowp*uuiou after otace hours. "1'tr
Afraid I'll here m.give.t,l, sty Job, and
• what shall 1 do?" -
"What's the,,matter?" asked her
friend. "('11 bet It's your luucbes!
Aren't your dizzy and your head
queer god your temper or pierces ready
to strike tire like ell soaked cotton?"
The stenographer smiled. "Really.
Sounds as 1f you'd been there your-
self."
"I hate. Khat did you have for
lunch?"
"Didn't eat any. The chief wanted
a paper copied 0t that time, a
dyapet,'M, anyhow."
"No wonder llfe took' coal
growled her companion. "Just
I went on until Mrs. Jones, lu
ung depertmeut, brought mo
0d I had
black,"
the way
the bill -
to my
80055*.
"You know bow young she looks
and that complexiou we all thought
paint until 1 was caugbt out In a
storm with her! Web, 1 asked per
bow she did It one day when I was
feeling rink. You know, she's old—a
friend of my aunt.
"I found she didn't• starve herself
whenever 4p@gut -tuabtiL.and aat-a
lot of silly stuff the rest of the time.
Rhe allows herself 15 or 20 cents a day
for lunch, sometimes Only 10 cents,
but she gets the worth of her motley,
"No plc uud eclairs and charlotte
rusae fur her or [hut sickening Inar-
ro0 sundae all the girls are crazy
about, which costa the price of a plate
of vegetatele-ronere(I a sandwich.
"She ale light lunches at first be-
cause it was cheaper, and now she can
afford more, because It doesn't make
Ger
logy in the afternoon. But she.
-never cats the swine thing two day* In
succession uud has three or four places
where she gets good food cheap,
"Sometimes she takes a plate of bot
soup' and a sandwich; agate it's a cup
of custard and a bowl of bread and
milk or a cup of hot chocolate and a
bot roast beef sandwich.
"Try her plan? I did and feel so
flue I don't even get on edge when the
chief takes one of his big customers
ot to consequence! and 'grouches' all after-
noonquence 1 just say to
wvself, '1 was once foolish like that
about eating.'"
A FAMILY FRIEND.
Few People Realize the Potency of
Camphor In the Household.
Few people realize the valuable ad-.
Juliet camphor is In the household.
They use 1t .15 a moth preventive,
when they do not growl about the cont
acid substitute tar balls, but beyond
that give 11 little thought.
Yet camphor Is raluable In many
ways as a cleanser and insect chaser
and as a medicine.
The darkest stain on mirror or win-
dow pane can generally be routed with
)e0 oviesswotca roaslnr.>t a flannel dipped In spirits of camphor.
Rub until dry.
belt depends a titre, with a weight at
the
hotted' end. At the bg Camphor, either In the lump or liquid
belt the tape furor, is bated by mosquitoes and w11l
runs through a slot which prevents it keep them off when all other methods
from paying out too freely, so that as fall.
it Is pulled to the length of the skirt It As a medicine it is Invaluable If need
remains *tationary. In this way the judiciously. If six or ten drops are
exact measurement of a garment a* takeu'on a lump of sugar when eneex-
it hangs may be obtained, and It is Ing starts, n bail cold in the head
catty to be seen that the device can be often be checked. This dose t.nnld
put to weor uses �thann,.,the one fee he repeate(1 closer than an h, ' pa.
'.lewd n•-••drd• It Is Important in taking camphor
ternally to be sure that it agrees w
Artificial Bouquets. you. The mildest dose Is harmful
As every wotiuiu knows, It la rather
Injurious to flue fabrics to pin heavy
bunches of real flowers ou them. They
nlso fade before the evening Is over
and are apt to be discarded.
The present fashion Is to wear a
large Lunch of French blossoms, won-
derfully colored and fnseloned. There
Is nu attempt to avoid daring and
vivid combinations. This le a feature
of Ibis season's dressing.
Scarlet poppies as well ah American
Beauty roses' are favored. Gardenias,
with their glossy green leaves, are
worn ou black, purple and crimson
frocks. Combinations of Sowers are
not 1n as good taste as they were some
seasons ago. The bunch is of the one
kind. it Is pinned a little below the
bust at the left side. This seems to
be the exact spot accepted as the lash•
� Joint/tie one.
Among the rare dower, which are
put on extra handsome gowns are
lilies of yeliow satin with green leaves.
1 Young Folks
GOOD WATCH PUZZLE
How to Tell the Hour Thought of by
Another.
JIare some one look at n watch or
clock and think of some hour. Then
you coo show taint what hour he
thought of without asking him n sin-
gle question, For Instance, supposing
he thinks of 10. 'Then tell him In be-
gin at 7 011 the dial and count on from
the number he thought of up to 20;
going round the dins backward. The
hour that the 20 falls on will then be
the one he [bought of.
To prove this, start with 7 and count
backward, counting 7 as 11 (or the
next number above the one he thought
011, 0 as 12, 3 as 1:t, and au on, and you
will find this the cense. Or, supposing
the, hour be thought of was 1, then,
agent, be will begin at 7 and count
backward to 20,\Qity this time be
starts with the 1 his mild and
counts 7ns2,Ous8," e4,and so00,
ant❑ the LY) falls on 1. The explana-
tion Is that tbe same to rnig bolds
(N>u5r aa('8 ,A %13D.
g008 for any hour he thinks of.' Ile
simply _starts with that number and
counts ou up to 20, calling the 7 the
next number above the one he thought
of. The trick is vey puzzling to any
one you try It on, as you do not have
to Zook at the watch or ask for *ay in-
formation. -
CAPTURING MONKEYS.
Hew the Shrewd Little Animals Are
Lured Into Captivity.
A famous animal dealer has been
-telling recently holy olid animals are
captured for his gr.' • t establishment at
Hamburg. Mout. . he says, are cap-
tured by wboteaate 1n the Sudan by
a simple device. First all the drink -
Ing places in a given region ere cov-
ered with thorny bushes except one.
In this way the monkeys are concen-
trated, when thirsty, at one spot. Corn
is strewn on tbe ground near this
drinking place, and atter the monkeys
hare grown partial to that 'put an
enormous cage, similar to the thatched
huts used by the native Sudanese, L
carried to It Irl the dead of night One
side of the cage Is propped up on a
stake.
The daily allowance of corn is then
strewn Inside the cage. This 1s re-
peated for several days until the
monkeys have no hesitation In enter-
ing the cage. Tben at night a long
cord is attached to the stake. The
cord D covered with the desert sand
and extends to the biding place of the
bunters. Presently a troop of monkeys
.Appears, confidently enters the cage
and begins to eat the corn tbere. The
hunters then pull the cord, the stake
falls, and the monkeys are prisoners.
notNotices force ttlem to the ground by
rt, means of long sticks, enter the cage
In- and bind the pin .and then trill e
nth them to the place of shipment. There
to I Is no cruelty In this method, except
the mere feet of making tbe monkeys
prisoners. A
Thi RiddIer.
What Is the difference between a
cloud and a cblyd who has been
spanked? One pours with rain; the
other roars with pnln.
What musleal Instrument invites you
to fish? Cnst-a-act.
What river runs between two seas?
The Thatnes, which runs between Chel-
sea end Battersea.
What to the difference between a
fisherman and a nighty school child?
One bolts the book; the other hates 11s
book.
What Is that which you break by the
mare mention of 1t? Silence.—Pblla-
delpbla Ledger.
Prevent Freezing.
1 poring the winter tonics and other
.'quids shonld Ire kept where they will
reit freeze, as with ninny of them the
condition is changed and much of the
good effect lost.
There is special newl of care with
*milk of magnesia, whlcli le much used of the pure drug mixed with seven
"'era •tltIe tt - lrrttttrrtte' prte'tflltlftr i"Pa.00-444gitt"-water-mt:4rtr ,nr.,rr=
lee ruagnssia, and it falls to the hot- celbent Cotten for discharging sores. it
to .f the bottle and l* greatly dete- may be used 03 n mouth wash when
Horst(, consequence. the gums are tender and discharging.
Mire 01 mild also never be al- .te the drug is sometimes given In tea•
lowed to freeze, It is not the same spoonful donee, It may be regarded as
afterward and polies . • h of its taste. free from poisonous properties, but
Connoisseurs will not k • 1t in the don't take it.
refrigerator. To sleep without plenty of fresh air
Milk that has frozen Is thin and Is to take just so much perm' into
[ery and If Intended for use by babies ur system. It means that you breathe
la never w beneficial afterward. tb: me air over and over again, and
then y. , wonder wily you feel su
heavy and 1. id In the morning, No
matter how col, night, open your
window as far as It go, it you
wrap yourself up proper ou will
not feel the cold. Wear a flanne rwn
sad something over your head.
Met thing before going to bed, fill a
bottle with hot water, cork It tightly
and place It In the bed. if you have
plenty of bed rovcrfngs you will be as
warm u possible all night.
certain people, and occasionally a per -
500 Is found whom 1t throws Into un-
consciousness.
1f taken too steadily, eveo when tbere
seems to be no Injurious effect, It low-
ers the circulation and eventually
weakens the heart.
A few drops of liquid camphor will
often stop nausea, while setting fire to
the lumps and Inhaling the fumes
sometimes works a similar cure.
For cold sores a small vint of cam-
phor should be carried in the pocket
and rubbed on the lips at frequent in-
tervals. If taken In time It will usu-
ally balk the blisters.
HEALTH AND BEAUTY.
Will a muslin bag with bops, dlp
in boiling water, uud when the vio-
lence of the heat has passed off lay 1t
on the part and cover with a warm
towel. Prom time to time the dip-
ping tray be repeated. Tbla is an old
wile's remedy for colic. The water
squeezed from the bag may be used as
a fomentation to Inflamed parts.
Every woman knows peroxide of hy-
drogen to be one of the "golden" hate
washes. it has, however, well ap-
proved medicipal properties. One part
Correct Way to Blanch Almonds.
Tike n pound of almonds, shell and
tour over them scalding water. Let
them Rtnnd for n couple of minutes,
then remove the skin.. Then lay them
in cold water for hall nn hour. Cover
the bottom of n baking pan witti at 11t -
He butter, not too much, and over this
spread the elmonda and salt shortly
before removing from the oven. Leave
them id the oven until hard and crisp.
Hoe& Thls •
one hundred dollars i mewl for env
arch that cannot be 01~ by /fall.
are. •
J. el11 11cv- & 1'11., Toledo, 0.
undersigned have known F. J.
the last sham year., and believe
try honorable In an haalnww tuna
financially able to carry out any
made by hie Ren..
'Al ntxo, K,ss.*! Mspit's
whole els Druggist... Toledo. 0.
forth ('ire ie taken Internally. set-
t' wpm the blond and morons sir
r system. Texan -spinals gent free.
Colonist Excursions to Pacific Coast
and Mexico tie ntrer
cow Deily until April ankh. Th. Grand c rrh'i�
Trunk Railway System will issue one-
way second -clava eulonist ticket, 11 we the
('henry for
'ow rates to Vancouver, H. Co him pwrfer
`lpok*ne, Werth.. Restl*, WOah„'aettonsand
PnrtJand. One, Loft Angeles, Cal., Nan nbligauoer
Francisco, Oat., Mexico City, etc. All' w
intnrmattoa from th', P'. I.swrenae, I Rene ('e
Grand Trunk' town agent, (ioderleh. I ung dlr$OU
P T1 t, r luwue. Mid by all Arngg1ta.
(. If*fls m0y PIIM hx ron.tlpaue*, 1 INhe (on the Atlantic liner) --Did
yotl oheeree the great appetite of that
stout man at dinner i:' Re --"yes ; he
lbw* our oPPorttiniticia, but mttiat be what they call a stowaway."
t' magas, to dodge them, - Racred Heart Review.
No Change of Cara
going to the Norl.hwestby the Can-
adian Pacific direct line, Traino make
feat time, no changes en ,oute, no
transfers ot• customs examination..,
The route im attractive and Interest -
the short
the
ing.
P. H. sego the tan(iar(Iline, fr low
rates. Special settlers' train service
duHnpt March and April. Ask agent
for meth -uteri*. 35 SG
"1 woeder haw it is that men sue.
reed who mind their nwn Mutineer 7
"Reran*. there is en little enrnpetf- I We all
tion.” roost of i
The Skylark's Song.
The skylark of England dors not sing
In winter, but in the early days of
spring the great flocks of these birds
break up, and tbey go In pairs to hunt
for places to build their nets and rear
their young. it Is then that the song
of the bird is heard In all Its sweetness.
While the mother bird is sitting on her
nest hes mate often rises In the air
nod with quivering wing momits
Rtraigbt upward so far tbnt he Inks
like a mere speck in the sky. And all
M
The Time 7ie-Pioutit rortb hirrieb 'and
beautiful song, ceasing only as he de
wends again to the gest,
The Oldest Bridge In Europe.
'rhe Sublicinn bridge at Rome Is the
oldest in European history, it Is made
of wood and was erected In the sev-
enth century. It has been twice re
built, but is in ruins at the present
day.
The Birthday Child.
1 501 a birthday child today.
I must be gentle In my play
And true in all 1 do and ear.
The morning sky outside was rad
When mother came and told me ea
She sat hee(4e me on the bed,
Kissed me ate times and one to grow,
And then elle hugged me hard and
eel&
birthday ehlll 1a good, I know."
I ata , . good and R1a4 and gar,
1 mutt kindly nn my way,
Ter I'm a bl • ay child totter.
Ch's Oesapltlsa,
Advertise in The Signal,
''Well, George," said the presiden
of the company to old George, "haw
goes it Y' "Pair to middlin', sir,"
George enswerrri. And he continued
tit enrryeomh a hay horse. "Me an'
this here hetes," (ieorge Bald soddenly,
"bas worked Inc your firm sixteen
ear.' "Well, well," said the presi-
dent, thinking * little guiltily of
Oeorge' a seven -dollar salary ; "and 1
supp1f1se you are both pretty highly
valued, George, oh "H'm," said
George ; "the hath of us was took
sick last week. and they got a doctor
for the ss, Mtt ehey,,ret doekwd nay
Pa►y.'. - [SoMilis ('om a.
psn
'Taxa DAY, M*picot 4, 1868
The Best of
All Breakfast Foods
There's a reason behind all fads and fancies.
We required light breakfast foods and the
market was flooded with health foods (so-called.)
But--rthe best breakfast food in the world is
"Zephyr Cream" Soda Biscuits crushed in cream
or fresh, sweet milk.
Christie's
"Zephyr Cream" Sodas
have more original goodness than all other sodas
manufactured on this continent. More than that,
the original goodness of Christie's Biscuits is
lasting. The flavor -does not vary.
All big biscuit makers buy a good brand of
flour. We buy all good bunds. Then we blend the
best brands, sift and, test the blend until we find
a dough that will sustain the Christie reputation.
Expensive! Yes—but we know no other way
f starting to nuke biscuits up to our own high
dards. _
• very ingr ,jient entering into our " bakes"
is the • ureat and best we can buy.
Our " Zephyr Cream " Sodas crushed in
cream, or • sh milk, certainly do make an excel-
lent light br- kfast. You test them.
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field is bulk or is Metall family ties. damp aad drat -proof.
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Cracks Eggs An Day.
Fur more Watt. a week the man had
been out of work, One Mouday night,
however, when he came back W the
lodging -house he reported "good
luck."
"What are you going to do?" asked
hit friend: ,
"Break eggs," was the reply. "i't
gut a position in a cake and
factory. They have people in -t,,,eie
coucerna who do nothing but crack
egge. They begin it at eight o'clock
in the morning and keep it up till
six at nigh:. In that time, they tell
me, a now who has become an expert
can break V,000 eggs, or an average
of 1,000 an hour. And he doesn't
smell them all at one clip, cithcr. IIe
tacklea them singly and disposes of
them in groups of Ave. That is, in
order to aimed any accident with over
ripe eggs, lie of them are broken in-
to a bowl acidthen added to the gen-
eral ;tock-"
"Great heavens r ejaculated his
friend. "What a monotonous grind!
How mu.oh . o you get for it?"
"Five bob a day to start with,"
said the lucky man. "When f Ret
up ,to tits thousand -an -hour mark i'll
Rel-halL a -dollar more."
How She Solved It.
There was something about the face
of the stranger who sat opposite to
her in the tram car that was familiar
to the stern lady. "Pardon me," she
said. "If 1 am not mistaken, you err
one of the poor, underpaid working
girls whom our Emancipation society
tried to benefit, or, at least, you were
a year ago."
"That to so," said the stranger.
"Then our society has evidently not
been without influence, for you look
prosperous now."
"I have everything I want and never
was so happy In my life."
"That's splendid. You moat have
solved tbe woman problem,"
"t have."
"Glorious! Do tall me about 1L'"
"I've married,!"
A Cass of Auto Suggestion,
A baker on the upper west side who
purchased an auto delivery wagon was
surprised to receive the following mes-
Rage from one of his most particular
customers: "Please send no morn or-
ders to me by your new wagon. The
smell of gasoline In the rolls made al -
moat the entire family Rick."
The baker sent word to the customer
that, as the auto wale driven by elec-
tricity and no gasoline was used at a11,
she must have been mistaken and add-
ed; "Perhapw the cook had Viet clean
her gloves that day,'
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Suppose the newspapers did not publish the
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