The Signal, 1906-8-9, Page 6=e THI1{IDAY Antal) 9, 1906a
A Man
Who Drinks Hard
add " Baja " tf he wants to
katrp kis health. Beer, whisky,
wire --alt alcobehc beverage --
Irritate the kidneys. Para la the
hack, hemdactlsa, brick dila de-
posits in the urian --prow that
the kidneys are aoioaaly in-
flamed.
BU-VICIL
THE GENTLE KIDNEY PILL
strengthens and invigorates the
kidueys, heals the innammatioa,
clears the urine, and takes away
the pats.
' Bu -J u " is not • cue for the
drink habit, but " Bu -la" does
protect the steady drinker against
kidney dada.
All druggist have " Bu-ju " ur wall
get them for yea.
Tear ctArun cNEallcAL co. urtTU
.,recon, ear.
�SUMMER�
SUITS
IN
Light -weight
Homespuns
Made up in the latest
style of cut and finish
-AT-
DUNLOP'S
THE TAILOR
WES1 SI , - GODFRI(11
GRAND TRUNKSY'S EM
S12 Farm Laborers $12
MANIEODA AND SASkAJUIENAN
fieieg
A,I'(iCST 11th
from all stations eolith of
line Toronto to Sarnia, vin
Stratford. indenting Toron-
to.
AI'OU'ST lith
from stations Toronto to
t'larnilt via Stratford, and all
stations north there -44, ex•
rept uurth of Toronto and
Cardwell Junction.
AI'(11'ST :"Ind
from Toronto and stations
east to Kingston inclusive.
and All stations north thrre-
wf, also from shuions north
or 'termite. and Cardwell
.function.
Special Arrangements for
Returning.
ll.•rllle t a1 G. I. I;.
offices.
F. F. LAWRENCE
Town Ag;.'nl.
Mice hone : 6:31I n. nn. I..
11::111 pan.
JOHN STRATTON, Depot Agent
.1. D. McDonald. Notelet 1'I
ceril(er Agent, Toronto.
11'u rr huts -r . rr. We..!
When l oo want (nod Cued-) (+met and)
'lilt: ItF�'I' t 1 (.sir 1. '4 41 11 0 r e.
COAL
ALL KI-NUs .OF COAL
'ALWAYS O N HAND
2e7All Coal weighed on the market rah••,
stet. on ge•t 2.1111 Ile. 1101 a dun.
WM. LEE.
(niers left 01 1, t•. L►;h:'s I131010 Arc .10re
T+uet .1,1,' Sonar,'. Prom nib alto ndel Its,
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SYNOPSIS OF
Canadian Northwest
Homestead Regulations.
-.Any „even numbered runt 1,1 homininn
I+end" h,
741411111141.50, 1be North ter' -1 1hm nnr'.
ec.r MOw s and tn, nM n'w'0 edlinty to homy,:
Ie.telee by nus I0'►son whn i, the .ole head of n
faintly, or an, mule or et 101 cars of nge, to t he
octet,/ of one q.t. ter .ecu hot of In, sir, e., mon'
ew
F.nl►v sl hp mode personally al Ihh local
mewl other for the .11-sr1.•1 in which the 1,1101 1.
wit note.
The honie.Iensu 1. required 10 fo•rforne' he
condition's emnr.•lei I l..'trw ll 1, tinder one .4
the following pions:
In At lent +Ix month.' rr.idrnre opal arab
rn111vn11nn of the land in each leer for throe
year.
41 If tine fat het int 'anther. if tion father bode
remelt 01 the home -trader n••Ide. mom. n fano"
In the vicinity of the land emend for the n'.
hnlrrmenl. a- to n..hlrnre may M' "aliened
by ...nth I•'l-...o re.iding n'i14. 1 Ire father ,o
mot he r.
al If the -rut ler Lor hls permanent re.idenee
noon farming land owned Ay him In the t loin
it of hi• holm -demi, the reotnremenl- n' to
re.ntenre may he ,.nll•flel by re•ddenee upon'
the weld land.
Nle mrmtho' not ire in writing .honld by given
to ,he 1'nrnmi..loner n( IN,ndninn land. at
:Ottawa of Intention to apply for potent.
W,Itf. f'f1R V,
tiepiny of the Mlnl.t<'r of the interior.
'N. R.-Ilnatahai,ei riiMlrallnn of this "ha
eertleementwill not he pale for.
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS
Copy of change of running advertise-
ments must be left at this office by
Monday noon to ensure insertion
In Issue of same week.
'nig SIGNAL: (>iODEUICII ONTARIO
Iiow Joan Took
the Country
Sy SlLLt MANIATES
t:upyrlaht, liar, hs 1'. C. Yastment
Wbeu Joau N'llltuws, who had taken
tint prise to the school of photography.
and her frleud, Lucile Isiug, stepped
from the platform of the little station
near the farm where they intended t,
spend the summer they at first saw IP)
nae wilting for ',Lein
Joan's quickly moving eyes covered
the whole scene to appreciation. The
collidlug and Jostling of lueowlug uud
utttgolag passengers, the frantic haste
of belated travelers c-outrasting with
the exaapenutlug leisure of the ticket
agent, the jogging pace of the man be-
hind the baggage truck, the vociferous
vutced driver of We bus. besieging pas-
sengem to ride to the Bullet House: the
passive mleued driver of the one shab-
by bast, formed a series of most real-
istic pictures which made Joan touch
the buttes many times.
A peculiarly fattbloued horse attached
to a two - had democrat now drove
up. Joan
first as to the
mal, which
somewhat in doubt at
ulueuess of the aui
ed to her to have a
homemade aspect. The driver was gaz
tag into spam, lel no manifest Inter
est in the ardival` f 'e train.
Again she touched 'e button. while
Lucile. who had 'petit e summers of
two years iu this vlclult , went ,p11.1,;
ly up N the newcomer.
-Wiry, bow do you do, `- r. Bates?
This Is my friend, Miss Will tis"
'1Le girls ocvup.cd the bac seat of
the vehicle. Mr. Bates uttered mild
"(Seed-ap" and the horse made for-
ward movement. tearing away in um -
my gallop across the long bridge, at he
end of which he settled down Pato
nippy tittle gait.
"Old Htmdred didn't omit his
bridge sprint," observed Lucile.
"Old Hundred: He doesn't d
such a cognomen. observed Joan. •
"You will think so. He hasn't set-
tled down into his snalllest pace yet."
"Cued-ap:" reiterated Mr. Bates,
reused to effort by this lnalnuatlon
and smartly slapping the reins acmes
the steed's ample back.
"He doesn't 'geed-ap' very fast,"
commented Joan
"Do you earn your own living, too?"
asked the old man, turning to her
gUfckJy.
"I hope to," she replied modestly. "I
take pictures. I expect to take your
whole country."
"1 hope It brings you more than wrlt-
tng poetry." he rail. with a glance at
Lucile. "The Hedgetou Gazette only
pays for It In subscriptions and trade."
Joan gave an ecstatic laugh.
"But Lucile writes for big maga-
zines. She Is paid by the word."
"You don't tell me: She must be
awful rich."
"But sometimes L sit for hours and
can't think of a word," confessed Lu-
clle.
"Words are plenty enough," be de-
clared scornfully. "You can get them
out of a dictionary."
"1 never thought of that," sbe re-
plied naively. •
At nearly every farmhouse en route
Mr. Bates "whored" to deliver pur-
chases. Now It was the farmer's wife
who came out to the wagon and again
It was a bashful boy or a giggling
girl. In every Instance Joan's camera
was actin.
The last commiulon was not delly-
ered at house or In person. 111r. Bates
stopped 1n front of a barn near the
roadside and there depoelted a sus-
picious looking package. Farther on
they met a farmer who looked at Mein
lnv�lwdy.
Put It In the baro, Fred," said lar.
Bates algniacautly,
"All rlgbl" Bestowing a knowing
wink opou his purchasing agent, Fred
hastened forward.
"Hew are the Locke girls?" asked
Lucile. "And do you all help them as
much aa you did?"
Mr. Bates then related a pathetic
story of the'mist:whines of the Locke
"girds" wbo had lived together for
seventy odd yearstln the little tumble
dawn house with Its sparse garden
patch. The mortgage had been fore-
closed. 1toay's stgbt had failed her,
and she wasetmadhle tomb the "ple.•Iug"
and quilting. by wblcbrtbey bad helped
eke out their living.
The poorhouse woe looming up In
their horoscope, though the neighbors
were preparing 'to give a harvest ball
'and bestow tbe•proceeda therefrom to
the averting eftthis calamity.
By the time (this uarratiye was fin-
ished they had) reediest the farmhouse
of the Bates.btnrsehold, and Mn, Bates
came out torgreet the "city folks," who
were Sbowu. to. their "bedroom off the
sitting rood."
"The Itve'atock,aeem,to be waking a
grand entrance," said Joan presently,
parting the curtain. "Through the bole
in We screen dour,some chickens ore
entering. On. the attars are a multi-
tudeof cats,.s *d awlray sheep I think
It 1s a sheep- bleeta• on the back steps.
Mre. Bates 1st sending the dog for the
cows. Will .he bring, them Into the
homier
Her thearghltrwas stilltof a menagerie
when•shemwate the next morning, con -
Woos of'a ,tight motion of the botiae,
arcomtpaz/ed by aunort peculiar sound.
She awoke4.ucfle,ewho sat up to listen,
"it'. ea,earthqukkel" asserted Juan.
"T:ukwsitle(bond otesportable. I should
not be .svyrised If we were all en
route tot the turnstolldo the chores "
"Mrs snares!" caned Lucile. "What
aUs thslhoed?"
Mrs. thstossauditeredethe sommo.s.
"'fief those haft toaeAad up, you
know,Sand (the /bogs use •rader tt when
they Oda • out • of their pod. Thee
scratch- 'their ,barks on the hoer, and
It potion the house • iittle. but It's
sate'
"Lowlier' said .loan gravely when
tiner'bssekss+bad.retarned to the kftr'b-
en 'needed. "lamed thought et naming
this dstigMtfnl ,piece Nosh's Ark, but
now I third the Hogs' Beck will be
moredp/pigaflask`"
At breaktsats lige. Bates gave more
parYrolars. of 'the disasters that had
attsr*nditt>,..LLeke-household ■nd ask
ed M erllstfthdrlhelp In the fertlrnls,.
Ing belt .lefts pp.. r011 abstracted
and oetrvel no *Ptrggeetinns. Lnelle
p►.Kw.aed.newt Istronnertton with the
dance •est Owesen tk lnty her needle In
d• file+wwa . oteeark Dtflowa
'ILO neat 1, or days w , re devoted by
Juan to luug solitary rambles, lu which
she always carried her camera.
"I think 1 have took the whole couu-
try," she anueuUet'd woo day. "I am
gulag to send the plates to the city for
development, as I haven't the facilities
here"
The day before that set for the fair
and dance a huge express package w'as
brought to Joan, but she refused to
show the contents to any one.
On the momentous evening she went
to the big barn where the dance was to
be held an hour in advance of the time
set. Wben the Bates bonsebold arrived
they saw her seated demurely at a ta-
ble surrounded by a groepp of eager,
cbatterlug folks. AO airtirkeatly+ letter-
ed sign read:
"Would you see yourself as others
SPO you? Come and find yourself: It
not here, faces made to order at future
date."
I.nclle and tbe Bates faintly hastened
to the table, which was covered with
photographs of all styles and Rees,
snapshots of the country folks In and
about Iledgeton caught In unpremedi-
tated poses- Farmer Lange hooking up
the tenni. Mrs. Lapps feeding chickens,
Bessie Graves churning. Jed Struck -
how milking. the little Blatclforls go -
lug blackberrying, Lane's Carlo bring-
ing home the cows, etc. No one was
overlooked.
Also there were pictures of home,
barns, cattle, the church, the cemetery,
schoolhouse, sawmill and many old
landmarks. all on sale, not to mention
pictures of the Locke girls.
The news spread. and etery uewcom-
er hastened up to see if Lis lil-euess
was there. Ardent swains secured plc -
tures long denied them by coy damsels.
At the dose of the evening Ler Land
bag was well filled with coin.
"This." she said. extending the mon-
ey to Mrs. Bates. "Is my contribution
toward the Locke estate."
As she suspected, she was besieged
for many days by people from miles
around who beard they had been
"toric." If by chance one bad been
overlooked. the omission was remedied.
"1 think," remarked Joan meditative -
v as she looked a last farewell from
the car window on her return to the
city, "that the country and 1 are now
ou 1 timate terms. and with the sale of
pieta and proceeds of the dance. not
to m tiou contributions from the
neighbors. I can see at least two years
of prosperity for the Locke girls."
The reser'a Individualism.
Farming as virtually the only great
series of Oceupatlons that Is unorgan
Ixed, wnsyndlcated, unmonopolized, un-
cootrolled, except as It Is dominated
by natural laws of commerce and the
arbitrary limitations Imposed byorgan-
izatlon in other buslnesa. In a time
of extreme orgauizaUou nod subordfna-
tion of the Individual the farmer at
retains Lis traditional Individualism
and economic separateness. Ells en-
tire scheme of life rests on intrinsic
earnlug by means of his own efforts.
The scheme In most other businesses
Is to make profits, and these profits are
often nonintrinalc nod fictitious, as,. for
example, In the habit of gambling in
stocks, In which the speculator by
mere shrewdness turns over his money
to advantage, but earns nothing in the
process and contributes nothing to
civilization In the effort. If the farm-
er Reps outside his own realm he Is
met ou one side by organized capital
and on the other by organized labor.
11e 19 confronted by fixed earnings.
What he himself secures 1s a remainder
left at ,the end of a year's business. -
Century. -
PENSIONS TO MOTHERS.
Tke Scheme prepeeed be Nis. Fra..
eee Norten et eltleago. .
Our of t'hieagu's pioneer clubwomen,
Mrs. 1'rauee, Norton. streunotlsty ad-
vocates the grauttug of pensions to
mothers by the state. She -bolds that
the state owes a duty W the mother
stud that ns each child 1. a prospective
citizen Its eutruuce tutu the world
should be marked by a bounty from
the state which, would free the needy
mother from depeudruce on au uu-
s►ilied or unwilling husLuud and give
her time to rear her rhildree.
Mrs. Nortuu brought the proposition
to the petition stage before the Austin
Woman's club reeeptly. This petitlou
la to be followed by others at the dif-
fereut Chicago clubs and will eud with
a petition which win be sent to tbe
proper authorities for consideration.
The Idea, which Is not worked out in
detail us yet, takesn somber view of
tbe subject. The rich will nut have
children. the speaker said, and there-
fore It behooves the state to wake It
possible fur those who have ebildreu
and are In need to rear he children lu
a way to snake good zeas u[ them.
Frauec bad met this a serially and pen-
sioned parents; also there wus a fuud
fur educating the seveutb son at the
governmeut expense In sortie cases,
'TPbe condition which made this nts'es-
sary, although not yet upon us," Mrs.
Norton added. "is cuuting."
Mrs. Norton's plan provldee'tbat the
Mother be paid a certain amount per
child for Its care till It reaches four
teen. "This," said Mrs. Norton, "1s the
uuly practical way to make jhe anti -
thee suicide theory- effective. The mon-
ey which could be eared from the ex-
pense. of the courts by giving each
child n ebauce for a Lome stud material
care would be enough to pay for the
work of penalonlug motherhood. There
would be fewer criminals If the chil-
dren and their parents had a better
chance."
HANDY SHELF.
One That Is Well Werth Havl.g la
the Kitche..
I'erbaps there is nothing toward
which the handy nine turns more feud-
ly when ambitions to Show his skill
than a kit, -lieu shelf. Now, a kltcheu
shelf Is apparently n very Simple thing,
yet It may be made a source of com-
fort and satisfaction or It may he a
The Alp Will Be Washed Away.
The Alps, fruit] a geological point of
view, are very recent. The Welsh
bills, though, comparatively speaking,
Insignificant, are far more ancient.
They bad been mountains for ages and
ages before the materials which uow
compose the Blgi or the Plinths were
deposited. Indeed. we may say that
it is because they are so old that they
have been so much worn down. The
Alps themselves are crumbling and
being washed away, and 1f no' fresh
elevation' takes place tbe time will
come when they will be no loftier than
Snowdon or Helvellyn. They have al-
ready undergone enormous denudation,
and It has been shown that from the
summit of Mont Blanc some 10,000 or'
1,000 feet of strata have been already
removed_ Denudation began as soon
as the land rose above the sea and the
mnln river valleyswere excavated .-
l'earaon's Weekly.
What It feet.
In a little town las England not long
ago the entire fatnily bad been at
church and the youog minister was
couilug lame to dice with them. While
at dinner they were discue.Ing the new
statues' glass wluduw a member had
given. "it 1s a most beautiful piece of
workmanship," said one. "and must
Lave cust a great deal of money." "Do
you have auy Idea bow much?" "I
really do not." replied the minister,
"bunt far tato the hundreds, I should
imagine." "No, it didn't," . 'd little
Harold. "t know bow much It was, it
cost 14s. 10d." "Why, Itnrold, how do
you know anything about It?" "Bs
cause, mamma. It' says at tbe bottom
of the window, 'Job 14, 10.'"
A Camara Fiend.
A well known criminal lawyer one
day smattered Into a pollee court jt'vt
ns a rase was ealle,L it appeared that
the defendant bad uo attoruey, and the
Judge glanced oboist the raison to Yee
whom he might assign to the case.
"1'11 take 1t, judge," the late comer
sntd, wishing to pass away the time.
"Ry the way, what Is the mal
charged with?" the nttorney presently
asked.
"Itr'e n camera 'fiend of the wont
sort, Mr. Brown," the Judge chid, With
n alight smile. "i expect to send him
to the workhorse for aMmt three
month's"
"What?" the lawyer shouted indig-
nantly. "Tour honor muds be joking
Pend a man to the rook pile for three
mouth. for * little harmless amuse-
ment like taking picture.?"
"Well," the judge said mildly, "he
doesn't take ph -lures much- It's the
cameras be takes."
The Skirt hand.
When a .klrl band keeps wenring Ont
And much atrnln Is put nn the hen' a
piece of leather cut from an old glove
sleuth' he atitrhed down the heck of
the placket end to the Isiahe of the
waistband. Thin will keep it Arm and
make A gne4 Issndatlon [or sewing on
honks end eye
HARRDT IJTCUta SEEL?.
use of continual irritation. ace'urding
to Its pattern and cuustrnction. There
are any kiuds of kitchen shelves, but
few m to be better than the one
shown In the accompanylug lllustra-
tlon. Besides the shelf proper there Is
a rack for saucepan covers. and there
ure also books below for hanging up
spoons ur whatever else the housekeep-
er may choose to keep there -Ladies'
Home Journal.
A Trench Skin Lofton.
A dellcluus old Freud' composition
to be used after washing to soften the
skin of the hands and that might be
used on the face as well as 1 h hands
at night Is made of one-half wince of
gum arabic end one and a halt uuures
of strained hooey. Put the honey las a
swill bowl, set In a basin of boiling
water and stir uud mix until the gam
arabic Is dissolved. This Is a lune
process, but it Is imperative that the
mixture shall be smooth. Let it heroine
quite cold and then add seven inures
of cold pressed, almond oil and one
ounce of glyrerlu, putttug in the oil
drop by drop, stirrlug all the time.
This should be done precisely as may-
onnaise Is made or 1t will be 110 good,
When finished It ehouid be like a soft
pad. Perfume then with a few drop.
of ell of violet. This is kept tightly
closed In Jars, nslug from a small jar.
Itub Into the bands after washing and
at night.
The fo.eplenses Wena..
There are some women born commie -
nous. Their complexion 1s so dazzling,
their eyes so bright, their walk so buoy-
ant,
uoyant, that wherever they go they attract
attention. There Is ■ story told by one
who saw 1t of a girl whose sklu was
so lovely that when she went out she
was po.ltiv'ely mobbed. Crowd* fol•
lotted her to get n glimpse of her radi-
ant fore, unfortunately sorb cases ure
rare, but there are rases every day
where a girl or woman gets more than
her hair share of attention by seine
quality of rousplrumusue.s Let such
a woman wear anything at all Ont of
the ordinary and people at onre call
her "theatrical." The only thing for
o natnrully consplrnoie woman to do
if she doe. not wish to Lave the odtona
word "theatrleal" tacked on to her by
all her friends 1s to wear the quietest
of clothes and the least noticeable of
eolore.-- Philadelphia Presto
Street Clothing.
In every household should lye set
aside a small room (if this Is Impoe:Ible
then o large closet) for the purpose of
disinfecting all street clothing. There
ate tunny di.Infeetanta on the market.
lncltpensive an,1 e1ective, that will not
hnrr}s the most delicate fabric or color-
ing. A formaldehyde generator will be
found entirely sutlefaetory for this tem -
pogo and well worth the trouble and
expend. This exigency is doubly lin-
perntly. regarding the clothing of
housemaids. The place.. they vlelt are
naturally unknown to the mhtreds of
the horse and beyond her Jurisdiction,
dud mach contagion eouvevel on their
clothing has entered our bones by this
She Was Wild With Pain.
From Willow ('reek, Ont.. Miss E.
Riegel writs+: "A few !env. ,Igo 1
was drenched wish rein and god luw-
l.*g.. ; it ons like ,i 'nevi rod piercing
my hick. I nlsn hr Ni earache NIA ons
just wild with Iain. I npplirel twitting
sunken with Nrn'iline to ,,,y en and
rubbed on Net-s111ise for the Inntbago,
that rubbing relieved And in a few
hours 1 was well. No other liniment
etaild do this." It's the penetrating
power of Net-vlline that make.. it
superior to all other liniments. Noth-
ing hest' it., VW. sit till armlet'.
Heed Thellignal'a otter on this page,
THE PHANTOM VASE,
A■
Easily Mode 'coy That Will At.
ford Lots of Am..rme.t.
Have uu ever seen a potter's wheel?
It is one of the oldest, simplest nod
most Interesting of human Iuventiou..
it le merely a round, level table which
Is rotated rapidly by mean. of a
treadle. The potter puts u lump of wet,
soft clay ou the ceuter of the wheel
and sets We wheel gotug. Then be
presses his Lands un the whirling lump
ut clay stud, Its, It gruws before your
eyes !situ a column, a bowl ur 1 beauti-
ful vase, according to the way In which
be handles
Now 1 am going to show you how to
wake a little machine which may be
called, fancifully, a putter's wheel, be-
cause you can make vases on it, but
you will not have to muss with wet
clay, because the vases will bo phan-
tom vanes.
The wheel is a round card fastened
to one end of a smootb, round stick,
like a pencil or penholder, which forms
the axle. Now open • large English
'IfE PHANTOM TABU DITII'E.
walnut, take out the meat and cut
away a little of each shell at the euds,
so that when you put the shells to -
settler you have a smooth, round bole
at each eud of the hollow- walnut, One
hole should fit boosely the sharpened
end of the axle, while the other must
be large enough to take in the full di-
ameter of the axle.
Make a third bole, still larger. 1n the
side of the nut, put the axle las place In
elle of the shellst fasteu a flue cord to
It opposite the third hale, pass the cord
through this hole, put on the other shell
and fasten the shells together with glue
or wax taklug care pot to get any In
the boles. Make a /Wall hole length-
wise in the top of the axle -if you have
used a penholder the hole is already
there and your potter's wheel is com-
plete.
To wake the phantom vase, stick a
halrpiu, bent luto any shape yuu ebouse,
In the end of the axle above the card-
board and wedge It tight. Then, hold -
lug the nut to your left hand, turn the
wheel until you have wound up the
cord and pull the latter. The wheltt
spins rapidly and on top of it appea
the "phantom vase" foruled by the
halrpla. which revolves so quickly that
you see It In every position at once,
just as you see a circle of fire when
you whirl a burning stick. The ap-
pearance of the vase fs pecullar and
very pretty. It looks something like
glass, rad you can see through it. Its
form can be changed by bending the
hairpin, and so you can make a bowl,
a column-- io short, anythiug round,
as the potter can on his wheel. -New
York Mali.
The Trade Wh.ds.
Alluslou is often made in books and
Its newspapers to the trade winds, bat
comparatively few young people know
exactly what those winds are. They
are produced by the Inrush of cold air
from the poles to take the place of the
eolumo of heated air that ascends from
the equator. The dally rotation of the
earth toward the east makes theeatr
from the north a northeast wind and
the alr from the scnth a southeast
wind, and these wipds nearly always
blow in the same direction on the At-
lautic and the Pacific ocean, where
there 1s nothing in their way to ob-
struct or divert them. For•tbls reason
they are relied upon and made use of
by sailors. Many persons suppos. that
their name, "trade winds," comes from
their value to commerce, but it Is more
likely that the allnsiou is to their trod.
Ing or "treading" In one direction.
Row Lo.g Before He Catches Vp?
Johnny -When I was two years old
and big brother six, was he three times
as old as I?
Srhoolmnster-Yes.
Johnuy-And when I was four and
he we, eight, was be twice as old as I?
P r h oo l m a sue r --Certainly.
Johnny -And 'now I'm eight and he's
twelt'e, is he only once and a half ns
old again as I am?
Schoolmaster -Yell, Vi'by?
Johnny -Well, bow long will 1t take
he to catch sip to bite -Chums,
Ce.aadr.ms.
Why are fowls the most eednomleal
things a farmer eau keep? Beranse
for every grain they give a peck.
What Is the most dangerous ,time of
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the trees are *booting and the bnl-
rushee out.
When was Rath very rade to Boar?
When she pulled bis ears and trod on
his corn.
My Oarle.,
T•.aeh has n gm Mon In 1 *a heart,. '
Aly mother may., thn thoughts a
needs,
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rd alb mine to tae beautiful
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