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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1903-2-19, Page 3e iratr_ttrrose .- Page Metal Gates - Single or double-IIO,t, rtaoug, durable ,won. oath4.g al. Will uut • or ret natty. )ritual with relteetlog lak•hea. which open enter way. A uhlld can epee or elore la a strung - wind- tau surface to r.*L t. Ment term ip b made. l'ae l'egu Foa.wsadnl teethe, Netting. .�The eagoWireFence tie ,Lim►t d.Walkenuls. Ont. Montreal, P Q.. and 0t Joke. M B. to X000000000000 SWINDLERS BY TUE MAILS : Hints Abut Siheutei In Vague to Catch the (lullIble Un:s. ' '\otwltl1J3tandiag the Leo 1!1.13. tri aro generally ore tite.l eith toeing a nowreoper reading tint 1J11, 1 um 1/1 Len aeaupldr! to believe that there ulna be many mllllnts ofintelligent per - eons to the l')Iltcd Slater who never 4.0 much nm silence at the headliner tat a newspaper," remt arked off.u(ul Of the fust-uffo" lwpnrtmeut. ".it any rate, 1f thero mtlltunY to wi 1 refer ever actually 410 read this newspaper*, their guldhIllty meet hr Me profound as to tel llnfathumable. The post -office Uclrtrtmoltt Ir won - Mt antly issuing frau-1 ceders, against Individuals find alltge.'d. erupt engaged In getting rich In ten 1gb•ratluu of ',phrases that It woul t seem any shrewd child of ten ought to l.e ubo• to ere through without the leant bother. "Tito otter day. for ecnmple, the Department got utter a chap out to Cincinnati who for sun:,' month'. had IIAD TRIED IN 4 tIlt A young mat by the name of 1�411am. Kota, coachman. came to my store, complaniust that h:i fest hurt him very badly. He end to vials tried to get retest( by consult- ing phyricaas. Being e11oa1.441 11 great dent to tie" euld by his uccu- patioa, his feet gut w•urw, da-ly, until one slay lie fainted in the street. A few slay* utter lie agari came to my store and showed m4. • ills feet. I have been 11 great many t.)re14 111 my life. but mob a,( to equal this, awl way afraid the poor fellow would lure 1114 11111 ill. lie arkt4l me for Se. Jacob; 011 ; w•e rubbed IAN feet well with tire u. 1, and be took the retualnder • with blm. After -nine days the s:uue 11111 again came into toy ,tore, per- fectly well, and remo!iled me to write to you of this syo.t wolsler- tul curs; he alas 'fated that two other pereuned had been cured 'nf Jlhwumatum by the same bottle where helped hien.-John Lenten, 0 tatiou in her caw war flint abw- lutely nothleig 001161 be done In the wuy of pumetilmeal 111 lief. Sll) 4'1uIi to it when nalle 1 that rhe really war an absent heeler 1111 r i flit-ul- tlouZh thelre wet a merry twinkle lu 114.1. eye u4. 11/1. raid 11, and the 4;or ernment hadn't rut), way of peso lug that rho wailful what rhe chanted to be, ser, 11 hail the (lovorIl- aomt been .;t'pxme 1 to ebtabasii auy "'a1et1 a euntentlou. .'Not ' n recent y. 114 have any of Geese mull rwin.!Iere broil 340 bold no that Ilulnurlal who, advert .Ill ( that he would semi n certain way of getting rk•h on rota pt of 31.1:0 lar. emit mut Itttle 141:1)) containing rho words, 'Work Irk.• the devil and !lever upend M er31t.' lint manipula- tors' of the µ4.111r almost 3114 brawn 1 ,• a 01114tantt% rrllla, In (s.3ppre. slun. When one Mope to reflect 331.011 low Many your* Ih:s fort of mail swiudllug loam teem going on and huff courtiers how uatav tens of 3311• .t•.1114 of newt/pap-nu uontalna;t uc- c ouutr of such 33314(13(11,14 aro own- ; 141uut1Y H Won' thrown off of Ansel- I an one is tempted to take to tiresome, Ieml stock lin that OW aphorlom M Hun- gry Jo r'., 'that there'14 n ►u key torn , every minnto and they never die.'" -Wennington Evening Star. eu.11r„ *1* In sell'1'1•'14 all obvtuurly wain u U110111 1 •t fur nothing, or little tar 1130,16 11 g. +01I thew, rulubel- al will' their strange simplicity, le at the bottom of the suroe.r W leo 11'II01w'N who attempt to make thole fortunes throen113 111e, ore of the m3. 1114. " You would neurally suppers, that perooms ru(ficliedly intelligent l,. porsere 1111 interc3L in stock speculation would be able to hirer clear of 'luvebUnent agontie whom they oily know of through circu- larly, ,(add you Anil yet the de- partment 1. constantly In recelpt of tuner of woe from individuated who TWENTY-SECOND ANNUAL STATEMENT 111111. ill 1Mite. 1 hiznblo sum4 of money with Now York and Chicago 'mind - lure claiming to colbluet rp.eulat- Ive bub(ueorlr, who operate en- tirely through the made. There out • fats aro broken up by the Pullet titular l'uetoffice authorities nos ' eau lie their fraudulent character is clearly ertubllrlle'1, but it seem* impossible to drive these fellow. who tun the alhged investment a(enelee wholly out of bushier.. 'Tire game* too easy for them, and they are fully aware of the gnat difficulty rowel In convicting tlwm. As awn 11.4. 0043 ' broki#rago' Cern that carries on Itd business en- tirely by 1134111 IN smashed the men who have been ruccedefully conduct- ing It simply move down to another block nod open up *nuttier 'broker - nee' ()Mee under another firm mune. The 'shift uuly Involves their getting out aao►ther thatch of liter- ature. Tile thoutiarls anti thous - amid of dollar's which there sharpers take d:4. year In and year out from people where way of expressing themselves on pater Snakes It pat- rut that they are educate! men and women it a perpetual source of awttmtahuw'nt to rue. " The smaller fry of the mall. swindler. are the fellows who ad- vertise that they will setae '.pled been constseting what lin called a 'turf hurenu: He alleged In his really /admirntly writt.1, elecnlare that 1:" had private and abedutely eerl*in method" of obtaining information 114. to the !Medea that were slated to a la races on trucks nil over the -United States, and he guar(antetl yet erne of tr(mentioue proportions. \V31Ih when WP hated Ihlr fellow up, be promptly stippal, nae ids tnc.,luing mall was wltel. It teems Ii.craali( Ir. but every day's 1111111 br)11(313. 111 tlluuraielr of dollars, in amounts ranging from ee aotunlly up to $L4)), nn.t the lettere inekostng each and cel eke were nearly all of them apparently written by persons of education. The book In wblcb the min k'•pt his temple ne•- oo'unt of etyma received showed that sinew, ho put her oeheme into opera- tion he hat taken In no free num than $1674100, almost out of the *owe- tlon 1114 It may appear. Ile hag got away, hut, e•en 11 to. Ir cepture,t, 1 •cry mach .le1Ut If ally very heavy pan1i4 meat can be v lofte-.d (spial hint. Three slippery chew, who work 111, it .kslgen by Men lilt of the moils have the. Money to employ f(rstc1Im*-Ina. yerr, nn1 theme lawyers can g.-1,rrally encecadUtty tvoinsteuo their _ .114 et s' circulars am not having trolly prom- ised anything to the gulls eller nil, Tho Nene.. chain echeniee that the department runs down 'tor after year are all tat them m •y' makers Tor their operator,. It would actually wecm an If all :t 'burtel' individual had to do to get rich ia to get a tut of circulars jviolated anti midi them out, borron•- lag the money for po*tnge, and there will nlw-ayl be enough guile to start him on him, way. The cherry - tree Fc'hcnte'worked by n gang of Southern men, one of them a clergy• Iran, wan n en101414n1 muerea fur lu promoters, arid yet not n man in the crowd had a coin to bless him - molt with when they started the endless. chain srhrm•e In motion. The more recent fountain pen frau I, worked by n couple of Pennsylvan- ian., 31(1.1141 returns that went Into the lbnuennels every day, And I haven't n doubt In life that any number of manlier endless chain scheme's nee beteg wotk0.l this very day that wo shall have to go after later on. "The people who bite on there Another club woman, Mrs. ONLY A I4LIGHT l'OLD or sulphur. Some flockwarter■ coin - Vet 13 May load to ('onsamptlon and Pound home-made dips, but moot rely All Early Grave. upon one, on other of the many patent dips that are now upon the If your blood Is pour or watery, a market, fortified 1n some cares by touch of cold or influenza, will settle this addition of one gallon of tobacco in your lunge, and the blight cough Mire for a score of sheet). For the of to-llay may turn to tea racklug t'11el in vnew they are not all ser - consumptive's cough of to -morrow, l c1ut•abie, ,rt that cure should be Weak lunge are toured by weak gluon to the "'election of one that blued; weak blood 1* an opeu invite- iv known to be effective+. Of the two lion for coumump tun to lay upon you forms of berth -hand and ew(mming- the hand of death. the.latter Is greatly to be preferred. t r , length the ttaiu of Immersion Stop Haat cough by etarlc!lfug your Th, 1 0 u g blood and strengthening your Magni depends on the state of the fleece, with Dr. \\•khnrnr' Pink I'llb. They i and, 13) 33(3)133' extent, on the 14►rengtll snake now. rich, red blood. They.; of the dip, but with proper meter - relit reillsting power to the lunge. I tale One minute it sufficient. On They have saved hundred* (rum a pastoral hills or where the boundary ronrumptive'n grave. here is u post- fences are defective, It is difficult, tree proof that Dr. R'Illlams' Pink if not Impoiulbie, to prevent a cer- 1'ills cur) where other medicines fall: tale amount of mixing between 'Sleep Flier Katie Henry. Cbaelettetowf, belonging to adjacent owuere, and 1'. F. i., soya,: "Some mouths ago 1 1t, Is 1141 ea14y matter to ward off the got caught In a rain storm. and the el.•k of attnck. On compoona the dan- wetting was followed by a hold. At err of routnyuination of the flock is (frit 1 paid het little attention to 1t. 333.11 greater. But, with ordinary pro - bat ae the colt clung to one and fun- (outdone, Mento e110uld be /M11011141 1* of ally developsedl Into a barking cough, lntroductiun to n well -fenced farm. 1 became Manned *nil consult, d a These precautions consist in taring doctor. who' gave me n bottle of reasonable rare In the purchase of medicine-Ysftrrtnnatety. It 'Mt tmt rtreep, amF in making s►-iwlat of newer OUTBREAK OF SHEEP SCAB Precautions Are Taken Against it in England. WHAT THE REMEDIES ARE At this period of the year sheep - ',cub is likely to becople more preva- lent and troublesome. The symptom, -resale/emcee, a de ire to bite the affected part or to rub against gates or po14tr-are rufflelently well known. Ar to the treatment, ad soon as a sheep Ir [t.uud, to preterit the cbar- acterl.tic symptoms, the owner should at once estimate the nnlmal, and if he halo any doubt aa to the nature of the diereses, call in the arsietance of tile veterinary adviser to dtecover whether the Itching le due to the presence of the ellee•p-ICab mite or other •cauvcr. Dipping will not be effective as a preventive waver pro- per material.' be eyed, and the opera - 11o11 Juliet bo carrigtl out In a thole (mei manner. The rubetaaees moat commonly employed to k111 the seals - mite are preparations of white ardente, cnrbelle acid, tobacco ethic, Haute, of Edgerton, Wis., tells how she was cured of irregulars• ties and uterine trouble, terrible pains and backache by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. rtnn, wig., Pre+idem Household "A while ago my health began to fail because of female trouble'. The doctor did not help me. I remembered that my mother had used Lydia 11:1, Pinkham's Vegetable Compoand on many heeAalone for irregularities and uterine troubles, and I felt sere that it could net harm me at any rate to give it a trial. "I was certainly glad to fled that within a week I felt mash better, the terrible mina 1n my Lack and side were beginning to tea e, and at the time of menstruation 1 did not hilar nearly as scrim's a time as hereto- fore., so I continued :to use for two months, and at the end of that time I was like a new woman. i really have Dever felt better in my life, home not hada 'tick headache since, and weigh to pounds mors then I ever did, so I unhesitatingly recommend Vegetable Compound." -Mas. MAT IlAvtn, 1dl- help me, Mad 1 began to grow pale, bringing (reek sheep on the ground Iota In weight and my appetite com- without fire[ putting them through pletely left m". I was now regularly the dipper. And 1f sheep are exposed under the care of the doctor, who nt n market, without rfferting a lull me my lunge were affected. and reale, the animate should be dipped be - that I wan thrtatrned with cousump- fore being returned to their gratings tion. The doctor's treatment did and mixed with other sheep. These not a,J•ua to 3,rncfit me. In the tenet, aro sate precautions under hay cir- cumstances, and especially so In scab -Infected districts. [ steadily grew wrlator, and finally ens compelled to remain In bed. At this tintn a friend urged mo to try Ur. Williams' fink Pills, and even brought me three boxes before I finally consented) to take theta. I have reason now to 11103414 my friend's persistence. b,caude I felt better be- fore all the pills were gone, and I gla .ly continued the trealm:nt, and WILY 1400(1 able to be out of bed and take a walk each day. I am now in the test of health, and weigh ten ponndb morn than Ida.! before I took hick. I feel that I owe my life to Dr. Welllnmd 1'Ink I'IIIa, nn.l (lope tank experlonee will benefit rime other sufferer. All diseases wilds come from poor blood or weak nerves ran be driven from. the nyrtein by the 113(4. of Dr. 1\'111Mm14' flak Pella. whleh may be had front any dealer In medicine, or will be hent post paid at r..Oe per box, or six bows for $:.:4), by writ- ing direct to the Dr. Williams' Medi- cine Co., Brockville, Ont. Remember that substitutes and medicines bail to be "hist 1314 good" do not cure. g•rlil %redefine,' and all that sort of thing upon the receipt of one dol- lar. Now, okwtsiti t It seem reit/ion- /dee to imagine that any man or woman sane enough to run 100de In it civilised community ought to know perfectly well that n rani watch or whatever other article It may be, perhaps a 'gnlIutne (Hatnorid ring' cannot he bought Inc the sum of one dollar ? And yet there are re- sfx»3tre to thews a.1s. reaching liter- ally into tho million,, and the pro- moters of these dodges nearly at - ways get rich. Last year we rout- ed out, a fellow kl legation who ad- vertised In a very elaborate and eplurgy (million throughout the coun- try that ie had got hold of a lot of ' lucky stone' on his travels through ladle., whlcl, ho was willing to purvey by nail upon the recelpt M a dollar per stone. The money that chap got was ,nmething fabu- lous. The doflar14 were just ralning- In, when tho Inspector) awoopod ()owe on his officio and cleaned him out. He didn't care then whether be wan cleaned met or not. Ile hail got the money. "Something over a year ago the Department nailed a clever woman Who wee operntleg her little dodge dawn in Florida -a woman of tie- nielitimie whrewdneen tete nail 3.3114' Kldne 1)11114 cured elm. ,are enough. She advertised and l w akin of the chap rocently Mfr. 14, fit out etrrnlar's to tho effect that elle wee n natural-born healer of OhIrhri4t weld: any 0111 Marrow that wap ever In- "I liner used Dodd's Kidney Pill. eluded k1 a medical bowl mo*Rnl n4. Ordeal. anal eh' net forth the filet that, 3.f anything, aha waft some Netter an nn 'nbeent healer' than she was ad n enntnet healer. alp the Iereon nfMeted pith any ,ort of 14.306an hall to 3lel wee to hike n five -dollar note non(t to her and eke would open.] five minute. et n certain hour 0f the day or night g[,r,' theekleg of the !,erten remitting the EoonemiesClub- ewe fewest Ife)srno. money Thug the nff t.t01 mile woel I 4.M e. beton, Ma le whole If i remember cor- seted or rM■ North American Life Assurance Company HEAD OFFICE 112-118 King St. West, TORONTO For the Ycar : nded 31st December. 1902 `.1.1111,:11.1 411 Ueo. 7:0, 1901. To Not Leglger .terrtn., 1111.. 1111. . RECEIPTS Dcc. 31. 1002. 7b Caret fur llrrmlumr........... a.• $1,040,63: 71 1' 1'11 ('uwh income un Dlveatigteltg J. 1,1'+7 17 t.xTU.810_I De Wolf Hopper's TIp. Hero is a pew ■tory on 1)• Wolf Hopper. At least, members of the Iamb; may it 1s nese, says the New York TeItgrnph. . Metier. who is about to 00330 to tie. herald ewluare theatre for a run In "lir. l'Ickwick.' ran over to town from Baltimore lest l4tnday, nnl so happy' was ho to get back "home" after an abenee of several mon►h1 on the road, that he toasted 11114 money about like a manor on slw►re leave. Looking up nt an ol.l waiter who hart been In the club for tunny yearn. Hoyer maid; "Maurice, how long dace you been working for this club?" "Ever since It wan started, Mr. Hooper " and wluat was the biggest tip you evQ receive . Maurice "Fifteen dollars." "Well. my hny."' told I(olper, "i'll make that fellow look like a piker. here's $20 for y oft. And. by the ,MeV. Mnnrice. what wtye rho name of the fellow that gave you 815?" "Well, Mr. Hopper." maid Maurice, after he had secured the $20, " I be- llove It was you, sir." Uro, ' 315,463.149 8: DISBURSEMENTS .1 a u . 3.•a ll It " • I r 3.l 4.0 fat ' c t B 1 a t m 31, 190_ y ,., 1I1 :t7l;rvl:t I l Pronto, etc .....:........... ... 1' By all other p113tucutr ..•tll4,e31:1.; 89,1,364 47 $1,77(1,785 33 ASSETS 161,070,703 SIN Dec. 81, 1902. By Mortgages, rlr_... ...... Debintu)et, Mirhot value 81.(4)7,58551 1,080.00172 " titock ani Donde mrarket value ••• .. „81.501,764 00 1.-155 ,729 87 " Itewl Estate, fuclwitrig ('ompany'er build- 1ng " Leen on Policies, etc Loans on Stocks (nearly all on cull*1. " ('ae11 it Banks and pit hand N O MORE PAIN IN THE BACs Chas. 011chrlst, of Port ! i e ^' Cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills. " Premiums outstanding, etc., (teas cost of colloctlon) ••• Interest and Rentae due ant! accrued -101,881 89 8'51,81^_ 9_ 351,257 00 89,183 17 $4,773,783 83 198,988 10 38.045 70 $5,010,813 21 LIABILITIES Dec. 31, 1901, To Guarantee Fund ..... .. ..$ 00.000 00 " Assurance and Annuity 1te- serve Fund 1........ 4,38:,, 465 00 r' Death Lorre awaiting proofs, etc. 1,40.5.768 I3 Net Surplw •SI0,0447e Audited and found correct -JOHN N. LAKE. Auditor. The (tunneled pow:lion of the Company le unexcelled -its percent- age of net 4urplut to liabilities exceeds that of any other !tome Com- pany 8 6.000:=6 {00 New Insurance I.outetl during 190: •• Exceeding the best previous year In the hlrtory of the Company by over one million dollars. 30,637,168 00 Insurance In force nt and of 190.1 (net) $ PRESIDENT JOHN L. BLAIKIt. VICE-PRESIDENTS JAB. TIIORBURN, M,D. HON. Hitt WILLIAM P. MEREDITH, K.C. DIRECTORS HON. SENATOR GOWAN. K.C.. LLD.. C.M.G. E. GURNEY, ESQ. L. W. MITA, l:rq.. K.C.• D.C.L. .T. K. 1k3B01L\E, E.'q D. 11'CRtE, F.'ete. GUFLPI[. MANAOINC•DIRiCTOR WM. MCCABE• LLB.. F.l A., F.S.S. SECRETARY MEDICAL DIRECTOR L. GOLDMAN. A.I.t 'J. THORBURN,'Sd.D., (Eidnn)- The report °Detaining elle proceedings of 1110 .tnnual Meeting, held „n January :Atli last. showing mhrktel proofs of the corrtlnued pro- (treee an.1 stolid po143(1on of the Comp any, will -be rent to polLcyholderel Pamphlets' explanatory of the attractive Investment plane of tau3 o'ompruiy, an,l n c4opy of the Annual Rteport, allowing.Or unexcelled fin- eucial position. will la, turnlydted ouapplication to tlo' 11eu1Office or any .•1 the (bmpaany'r agencies. 1s CANADA AND Tt1E UOOD SEED PROBLEM 4 e The Red Clover Testa 1e 0,11,1.1411 1(4).rau1 u. a 34rualturr, ve•r'dl without possessing any definite ,ttuwx, 1. /11111 • k,'•wivdgo of their real value, s' long 1'utlswuig our article. ou the adul- 1 will the beet quality of our bowe- teel•111 l3.), of liwut by and 31 elke, 1u- lla. we praw,ut the result* of the - grown reeds lie exporter! to euuu- tries where the seed trade le cuu- le•I rioter tt»ts, cohei3Mling telt 1 ducted on a muse blsinesellke barns •crier which tuts e'en of vital hu -4 than l.. the custom In tier 1)03310100. I.t.rtanee Muth to faruo•iw uul the Tho sale of rerdr containing reed.' eilielo, with tlal0 co,um:'ulr which of ouch weedy a4. bindweed, or wild denert1 true moat, yp reida study am morning gglory, wild ()aloe charlock, or wild J Althou; b other •a 41rro 31eterul utile- rllnkweed, nn 1 perrennialld l sow -thistle t1:w of red clever, only two digll1(4 should be reetrloted or wholly pru- .uik•li,,s arc well ktowu In l'aomtlu. hlblted. ('4.11111.0 lel p1o44't' a11d ma 11)3310111 01' 13 l* 11PFIraI,I(' that un4(Orm methods {ev► vitae eluci'r are quite t•xteneively for grading gratis and clover seeds 4trowu lu (hilat'lu and Qtwbe. lied ' act'ording to fixed standards of purity 10 ,�auuo, ext,•nl 111 talc Maritime Pro- ; and vitality be adopted for Canada. elicsei 1111.1 l' the west. '!'pore tw'o' Ally seedy cuntaluing an admixture v"arkrlaar urn 01(oriel iu the markets, of noxious impurities should not b4. under 31 l rge aum)o•r of cenftWlug 1 reeresente:l or sold as a No. 1 grade. lel v 3111 ,llffioult Ir often ex 'rt- }'arm*rs may obtain the latest bel- n'I, Y e {x e• a and clo r int d t alslk e k tar t o h el of 3.h etln 1 Im i 1 7. eucx.11u c3. n de K t K I tlelrr ( ew e4. 3111ved hecnurw, of those luaal t3'rmr• , edeoedr, trod of welch th Neese!). two hundred) ramp:es of red have been n rather extensive Num - clover steed were examined, and 333)137, free one applleatlon by wrlting eearrely tiny of then) were •free frow to the D4pnrtment of Agrlculturr, the dreats of noxious weed pests. Ottawa. -\V. IL Coarct, Dominion Do- Iu Ontario the vitality of th • 01133- pertinent of Agriculture. 1331, . was Ont!sfiactory, over one-third . of them gerutlr,ating 1►4 per t•e'hl. or over. The c11tef canoe* for low vl- t SPOILS DAUGHTER'S CHANCE. Witty and Imlualost 1(tail energy - wer, luuuature eteel. ela(rhnukhog Maronia Often De/Irate Her Own Object. Slott Women can catch all the men they don't want, but tbe high- est a.rt 1. to catch the one you do want. It 1a sometimes truly pa- tln•tic to watch the manoeuvres of an3i0ur mamma14 endeavoring to Ez•Flahery Overseer In Splendid Health at tieventy-ebur-What Ile Has w Say of the Matter. Port Ilope, Ont., Feb. 2.-(9peclan- Everybody In fort Hope knows Mr. Chas. Gllchriet, for fifteen yearn There was no mistaking him menn- ('hlef of Pollee and afterward Fish- Ing now. ery Overseer of the Dominion Gov- "Hut. doctor,' said the nurse, "thee ornment. He Is seventy-four years of 0oesn't deem quite fair. Here 1've n4'e •now, and a healthy man. But he been coming week after week to men tins find him tensa of 1uffering. For ydu and get your ndvlcc-you who ten yeere he were afflicted with Dis- aro sn busy, nnl with no many de- betes and Kidney Ulsonter. Dodd's mandN on your leisure that you sear - The Enterprising Drummer. Timce •o at all ; some stet child, per- haps, who was doing finely, 1f the Gla.gow Evening mother had only known ►t ? Ttlat 1s Shopkeeper (whose patience Is com- ail changed mince the nurse le on watch and shares then respon.lblllty. I'm only too gkad to hnvo been of ,mono cervico to you In return for all you hnvo done for me" - New York Herald. . pletely exlauste t-Sntpper", call the . porter to kick this (.IIOw out. Importunate commerclnl traveller (undaunted) -Now, while we're wait- ing for the porter I'II show you n31 entirely new Ilne-beet thing you eever laid ,yew 4111. ('ROME BABA•:.' Iluw to Make Them Bright, Goof Natured and Well. A crying baby Ls an unwell baby. The little chap V not croee for the fun of 11. He cries because that le the only way 11n buts of expresoing the (net that he Ls either hn paln or dlstomfort. Most of els little troubled are .Ive to some desorder of t11e stomach or bowels, and If ltaby'a Own Tnblcte are given both the trouble ant redultiug croseneN3 will dtwapponr. You can take a mo- ther's, word for it, and lira John T. iutlerinnd, of illtvleflrld, N. B., says: "I think Baby''A Own Tableetr the b'et 3mhc-1 wed! 1 had known before we medicine in the world for little ono,. were married 'that you wore going My baby wart very crop, and use'll to trent me this wuy. to keep me awake half the night' be- I1. -Dui don't you suppose It hurts fora 1 got the Tablets. Now aIle 1311' u4 much a, it doe, you ? I'm not eler•p1 solarally, Is good-natured nnl Iatorally crdcl. 11 growing splendidly." You tan give these Tablets with perfect safety to 'Papa, what ►a the ballot box?"' n new born babe. They are guaran- "11y son, 1t 1s the place where nnteed to contain no opiate or poke- tht• people dmlde b'tween rulers onous sleepy ,Alii, and are a sure that the politicians anlo(4," cure for all the nldnor aliments from --- w-hich little ores suffer. Bold by "Tlln worst thing about Kipling Is utetfelne deal0n or sent post pail that yon can't always understand at 1-5 cents a box by writing direct ham." to the Dr. Wtlllalme Medicine Com- pany. Brockville, Ont. DEBT OWED TO THE NURSE One Physielan Who Appreciated the Services of a Trained Helper. Seed Al Ives'. meal of tlluuhli7, aI*ke and white clover were prseeut (u nioet of the ,mlunplesc `rhe sample welch war imp- plled direct from a prwninent To - Ionto riled thuuse wad the only one that w•,td absolutely' free from weed) needs. Thirty'one out of the thtrty- Ive contained e:eede of green (oxtail Twenty-two onimpler contained vu- laud sucoerrful "catches" for' their reing 111310(413 l of white cockle darllug daughters. They 14.uatlY reed ltlbgraw tar l'hineae plantain, cease away the few mea whomiget curled dock, sheep sorrel, Canada offer themselves. Mamma l.. generally very plump and bunchy ll placer:, and her "em- b)upotut"-tau rho elate !t - looks Collected Humor. -. The I3.btor-Do you believe (a Ila mortality. Bar The Creditor -Assuredly, sir. "Ten, ns you are lu no hurry for the mousy, 1'11 make thlr note due un the tiny of the judypmeut." First llee-.She wan a m'ghly prett y girl, but. I couldn't help stinging her. enroll(' Dee -\Weil, there's a dlviu- ity that ahapus our emir. "L.ove has a strange effect upon come an :u.'' "In whet any?" "\Vhy. the more they make of St the keel* they 10114." tlli,rtle, lump's gdarler Sold lady's thumb oleo ocurredd very' frequently. l•'ifty per cent. of tho tramples cou- 14/1110(1 twelvo or more specter of weed yt o.1e. Thu worst rumples came from R enfrewv, Ottawa. Carate.' Piave, Itrantford and Kemptvine. The quality of the red clover whlrh wan ul,talrltd In the Province of Que- t7 c wart tot noticeably Inferior to that obtained in the Province of On- Uario. The Impurities In the Quelec samples were practically of the same nature 1111 tIluet, found In the need obtained from Ontario. Nearly all the clover aced offered wag re- portet to have 'leen obtained by the local ,lender froom whoh*M►le firm•+ in true Province of Qndec. Ry far tine worst ealnples came from Yntmaake. Ibervllle'. C'hartlerville, Montreal, and Quebec, Charlock or \Vt1d Mustard dce.l wav'found in largo quantities in oan'ples from 00nle dealere, one set of seeds oontalntng eighteen opb•- ciore of weed .fair. I11 general the rut clover from Prince Fawned 1'lanI was better than that front the other two M trlthue Province*, and tee market price per bushel wa'e lower. One sample from Marell con- (nines* sixteen speclw of weed 143113.11. anal 19,330 weed Beetle to the pound. whllo the samples from Bridgetown. Morell, Eldon. Belfast, and Alber- ton. each contained a plentiful ad- mixture of ('harlock or Wild Mustard smot e With the exception of three Ram - pin* the quality of ret clover twee obtnlnd from the Province of ttrit- ed' Columbia, was excellent. Mort of the sampler were obtaInlvl from Wintsor and Toronto t.ed jlo,Wtt. Samples from r4analiuo and 11010'1 Tolmlo contnined ten nue tw •I1,• me le rehpretively of venrieek or wild nmudnrd 1n the ten gram 14augelw (about oa0-thlnl of nn mince) that were exaimined. 'P13 • wimples that contained the largest amount of Im- purlliee came from Nnnatmo, V{in- cou'er, and Mount Tblmle, "And the worst tiling about Al- fred Austin ' le thnt you nlwa11 can." Whnt wit ?" "Why, when any one seta off a goal tlang, to have the reputation "Now. doctor," said tho trained of anying it yourself." nureo 4b the great pll,vslclan, "what --- to I own you ?"' She -What does your love amount Tho wear and tear of her calling to anyway?" had begun to tell, and the nurse had Ht -It's overdrawn my salary for taken her turn at playing patient. .'lx mouths. After a dozen visite she had coma --- t0 Arty err bill. Proprietor -I'm sorry I can't give Tho speclnllot looked at her a you the brldnl chamber, sir. 1t'* moment gravely. Then lie said ; orellP10l• "You know i charge 917.50 for n "w'hat ckte lotus 1.011 got?" doe, it mean to be a proscription." Tyco nurse gave a little Involun- tary Kamp of alarm. "Oh, doctor," mho exclaimed, `you mean for each prescription ? Why, I've been here about--" Then It fla*hed upon her that the lllgh-priced specialist might be jok- ing. Yolk" ho resumed. with a ausplc- ion of It Emll, 'you meet pay me 917.50 for Dneh prescription or noth- Ing" letter peen pndnew.0 canna p " ' Women.honldrememberthere .lefty-, this Mille wmmnn pith c 1s one trlewl end tree remedy for de eme, ag Oka mh111'.n li ,) with her all female Ills Lydia E. 1 Ink_ •rhyme, and in te', end really ar- c0b41 flue minnMa of tlrout(h1 each h Vegetal) Compound. H h of her mimerlbr cely have time to eat. Oh, i know, 014 outsider. do not, how pmeelona o!• ery minute Is to you." "Tint 1 do int," returned the re- for nhout five 'eget', oft and on. doubtable 11. 1►., "and *t rather re - When I get n _en in Um hart and gnlnr hours. Ant i do manage to my urine M fu71 of brlekdlpt I take Inst In a good night', x104.p nm n a maple of Dosld'ean4nrallj keep s them d I ride. Now, how do I manage to do en all right. I R sits? Itrtcnu.0 0f 'hn trnlnld nurse. on handl, for them 3.m 110 m(rllclne like Po yen think 1've forgotten the oil them. "When I ( cMnmeacel to •tato days before she came? Don't I Dodld'N Kidney, P111. I end to a fear- know ver' well that without her the in{ state. They have made me anew phyelelan'a work would ho a dog's man. I have about one-quarter Here work. If 1 tr't the rest that t need In n ganlen. f (1n and planted It rind onn eat without Interruption It's Inst spring. When IR fleet took Dodd* due to her." Kine Pille 1 cl*ild not here done , "it's good of you to say ,o, doc- It toy neve my life. I bcr." '1 believe I vermeil have been dead ' 'it's only decent that I ihoold bear Only for Dodd's Kidney Pill't.^ I It 1D mind. How Can I forget the It le eerie' like 3l ir that are gee- 1 them when, night atter night, 1 1 t ams cRefa ► o 'emp►eun e- Mr 333 retell }p` Da11d'a Eldnee Pills their popnl- i would be enlled tam 337 bot n vlAt some patient who didn't need rise to bay any other medicine, ,Int- would linen had to he *11033* two Fell Beed the beet. month* toms. The benuty of the lAt• 3.X• "A fine sample room." --- Tenant-The cellar of my house is full of venter. Landlord -Well, you mustn't mind that. The ground 114 ro.ponefble. "Rut tills came down through the roof." aa.tly unromantic to n calculating future woe -In-law'. He gees In his mind's eye. Mary's blender waist twenty years from now taking 011 a sort of trlplo-expanelon look. lie compares mamma's double chin and bleepy expre*14hbt to Mary's - angelic features and beautiful, wkto-open eyes. Then he wonders 1f It W partible that Mar' could ever get like Haat. If bo Is very clever he arks to see a ploture of Mlary's mother at Mary's ago. It 118 is impetuous ani daring he tare. Mary Inc 111.. anti If be ien't he pick'. out some ler. attractive girl with a more attractive mother. Titus it le herr. at this point, that mamma often spoils her daughter's chances. It le now that alio ',Novak' dress all In black, take Turkish baths. drink gallows of hot water, and Indulge in a rtarvatlon 1yetem, all the Haile wearing n Knitting face and "looking pleluant." Ou these tri- lling eacrificere may depeud hare's future happiness. Some mamma* really do not want their daughters to get married. but. naturally, thews are always' the daughter* who wont to. One of the eurest way's to catch a man and fasten him fart forever Id to toll him etrcuuou3ly. with threat- ening flet, If never/lazy, that he can never. never, never have your .ku'gbter. Ono° In a eibl$le you read of poor. weak-minded m('n I -booting then* selves or each other on nrcount of InsurmtouUa1lo barrier* whlull take the forst of (urkeus fathers and ob- (tltunte mothers; but the inaiorlty of 3ou133 fe-Ihrwe elope and let the, furious father do the shooting at the nearest male relative* or hap- lese tom cat. When hie wrath Is thus "pont. they come home. are - forgiven, anal his dollar* are aloes "pe•nt In paying their elopement «l- imonite*. Ifni, h the molt curloua entreat known. Ile lx like a runaway horse. You don't avant to let him know you aro catching Idm until the bit Is In hi* mouths. Never lot a mat karew by wort or look that you want him until he poke you, and 3omettmees not even then. Each stop a girl advances No far will n man retreat. I.et her retreat, 3001 'hr w-14! advance. Let her go 'seeking him and elle will find him not. bet her sit still at home. find ,:Dine day he will Dome and take Igor by the banal and lead her to the altar. If she acts as If she were leading him. he will change Isis mind and leave her on the way. to 'go with some other man, or never go a1. all. If she hold& back. he will drag her `there. .by foroe. 14331/41141 fun Nestled. A careful perusal of these facts anti figures points unmhdtakably to the neeeemity for te'giBlatlon 'along the lines of protecting the farm- ers from thou, ulrcrupuloux dealer's who nee flooding the cnnntry with noxious Wt01114 and bl•e.11eg the ag- riculturist by neons of mixed and often worse than nxeled.l sects. It is evklent that the relative market prices of Timothy, Alslke nod Red Clover steel, aro not determined 1.y their actual value, end rompetitluu in tho seed trade has been tow largely confined to tricot without due at- tention to quality. Many of the Moot Noxious Weed Needs cannot bo meliorated from grass and cover 1,014 by mechanical proceeses, therefore It In highly Import,nt that seed growers should thoroughly' clean their flol.li of weeds before the crop Is harve•oted. it le not unreasunable to requcxt eeelmmen to te,t their seeds, to grade them as to quality, and to sell there accordingly ; nor to It too mucli to require meed merchants to (urnlall a ,tatemont .howing the p.erceiltnge of porlty and vitality of tho gratin and clover see4b which they Nell lnetend of merely homing n mitewarranty' declnrntlou. There le n groat need for wing mrnmtren and energetic and persist- ent efforts to protect Canadian farm- nrm nal their fields from the far- rnnching and long -continuing' dam- ages which areae from the sale of 1r0ta which contain noxious Impuri- tlrA Am long nm Canadian far4ners are content to use cheap low grades of A Salt sake In Teras, About 800 suites sonthw°$t u: Houston, Teta,, in Hidalgo County, is tow' claimed to be one of the meet' tmnranhle melt Inkss in the world. Thl, lake, which contalnm 788 scree of pure atlt, 1e surround- ed by a wild fringe of denim think - ids. The salt in three 10 four feet deeel) in a c'ystnl form Ana the water is n. brine *1f Ointment strength• cryetelllzing with greht- er rapkllty, Rut few people nnt«110 or the Stnte know- 0f the elldteneO of this Ietke 1 In fart nor sly nil T,'xnq mop, 0!nit 1t, although It tins been known to be a Oouree of mupply for local r•Orin)mption over 110 3 yearn. Wncorl trnln moving• In the dnnthweet to and from Itowetnevllle during the (1311 \\'nr, handled the malt ; In feet, 11 wee the only snpply that 'Prins had to draw from during that per- iod. The property on wl4eh this bike 1,s 141t1>.t'trel consists of a tract of 71 leaguer of land. or!ginnlly known em 'Le Noma de wan Salvador del Tule,'' anal 1a claimed to have been grant- ee hy the (lovcrnment of gpoin about the year 1798 to 9113' Juan Jean Balli To urge the pursuit of Iearn!nit with a •few to money sink n ( teepee; tatty from liftht, Is ,Mmrrtmon to the enemator' of the mond.-Ri+hop epel.l- Ing. The Milky Way. 'Twos a warm October night and the silvery m00n cast glimmering Windows; about the woody glee, through which the rippling brook tumbled on toward the Raritan ('anal. He wan but a freshman, and "114 -fills ono-wn4 the buxom daugh- ter of a tiller of the poll. They had met n' n harvest home. "('hauncey,' kiln netted, with the sweetest of Jersey accents, "why do they call that the M11k7. Way ?" And she turned her light green eyes toward the heavens. " Llzzlo," he cried In ardent tones, as he clasped her to 1114 boyish breast, 'at 1s because the stars are condensed there." Just then the moon went behead n cloud.-Prloceton Tiger. Dreadful Pains AND Swollen Ankles Kidney Disease Developed Into Dropsy Atter Fifteen Years of Suffering Cure Was Effected by DR. CHASE'S KIDNEY -LIVER PILLS Uroply 1. a natural result of neg- 1erte.l kidney slimmer. When the kid- neys become deranged urlo acid Is left ►o the blood, Mel the blood be- es -mess watery *nil vitiated, Flesh and wnight grndnnlly 'lett-came and strength to el.wly ethallrlel. Swol- len anklets and legis an, among the Orel indications, of dropsy, and this mynlptom rodeo; from the fact that the .ymte'm 114 fillet with water that 141101114 puma .1!1 hy way of ten kid- ney". il- ney". Thi re Is probably no nilmrnt which lend• to 31101 drendfnlly pitedel1 nn l ' fatal dideneee tee derangement of the kidney., and ,on1egnently the goo.l which 1)r, CI'nfeee KI Iney-Liver Plll. d0 In checking kidney disorderly end preventing dropsy, ltrIRht's dl.eoso, dlebet014, ear., veil n"7' l' be eetimnt- ,,I ,tfr. Arthur \\'ellen, Ferryville, Oarleton en., N. 11., w rites : ' My wife waa a great sufferer from kldsey diaoaee for several years. Ellie war troubled with palna In the small of the hack and In tho side, way gradu- ally lotting flesh and growing weakee. She got Into n very hail •tate, suf- fered dreadful palnn, and her ankle. would well up so that wn were afraid�f dropsy. We h3µ1 a book of 1)4.. Chame's In the 1uouin, and reading *tont Dr. Chases Kidney -Liver 1'1)1s. deckled to try them. Relief .0013 name with thin treatment. My wife has beep entirely cured, and 4.a , she would not be without Dr. Mase'. Kidney -Liver P111s for ten times the pr 100•' ' i am lining Dr, Cha.e's Nerve Food mya0lf, and It 11 betiding me op wove ,ferrule)'." 1)r. Chew', Kidney -Liver Pills, as* p111 a dome, 2f) rents a box. At all drnlrr., 4.)r P5Imanmon, Hate,. A Co., Toronto, , i