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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1903-1-8, Page 2The Signal S p,a1aisse MIRE MRSIIIIRAT tloslf1116 Dv D. irAna+M*• 'elilriti0)AY, JAN. title liltet. rN++++eOx, e++++N+++++♦ ii 121.11.12T COMMENT +NN++++NN+ Chicago school teachers are now to be referred to as "women." The term "lady usulter" has Oren form- ully ala,llwhed. Good! "Woman" lea word of respectable etymology; It nay a whoksoms sound. Frank Mitchell, u negro burn In slavery 105 year, ago. le *till liv- ing at Akron, 0, UII'I has a vivid recollection of event,' that occurred lu the first part of last century. He lar mmoked and chewed tobacco for over 100 youse. Rockefeller -mode a Christmas gift of • million to tete Univeriety of Chicago; be likeWiie raised the price Of 01I 3% cents a gallon *ince the Boal strike. which will bring lam literal millions. ft I* a way he bate of pricing the hat to rube money for donations. T?u• resignation of Mr. Justice Ilob- 'rtluu la expected in the near future, end the appoint tuenl of Mr. Joule* Magee. of London, to succeed lam s probable. Mr. Magee.. one of the ieadltlg lawyers of the welt, and a former partner of Mr. Jueitice Mac- llahoa e .[propos of Lord Kelvin's assertion that in 400 years the twat of the world will be used up M. (brtleuxe chief engineer of the Northern Hall- way, of France. save that In ten year*, between petroleum and al- cohol, coal mtnI4 g will, not pay. An artistic memorial tablet to Thomas Henry Huxley wait unveiled in the public library at }sling. Ids birthplace, a few days ago. The tablet contains only hos agme, dates of birth anti death, and one of alis best eptgrame: "Try to les some- thing about ererything and very - thing about boututfeng." Well. it ma;, be vetei naughty the liaxorly Crown Prtncesr to el wail a wale teacher, but if the Crown Prince is the coutetnptible brute be to said to be the world will not be so !land ou the woman whom be has insulted, scoffed. beat- en and neglected. The Prince should bate five yearn at the atone pile. "Vannma0utanel; which 11 tio- mostl, for the "deme of tar stinging IH 111" le the nameg Igen to her new residence In the Santa Cruz moue - tame of California by Mrs. ltolx•rt Louie etc vens. e 1. The spot is In one of the quietest parts of the great Moe mountains thud much like the OW borne ut V aliima. Mr.. Steven - von had a hourewarming party at Vanutrwnutnngl recently, where she !mule w-el,oue all the It'etdlag Noelal and literary lights of San Frunc*o. Abdul Hamid, Sultan of Turkey, has Just celebrated his sixtieth birth- day. Thirty-four Otltmuur hath reigned hi Turkey and the longest relit was itss than fifty year*. duly - man 1. having nut upon the throne from 1520 to 158e. Only one *Milan in the nineteenth century, only 0110 In the eighteenth and only one in the reventee0th ruled longer than Abdul, and most of his pretlecurrore have been rlaln or put Ln chains. be- fore their 1rloudr were able to wish them many returns of their rlxtMtll birthday. . T Bertillon, the expert who won un- enviable notoriety In the Drey(ue 0060, has at Inst vindicated Ills 01114w14 fur his syetcw of detection. A mysterious murder was committed at 1'uris lately and ia clew war left by the murderer except certain fin- germarks, on a window pane. Thio streaks were photographed and ell - larged and Bertillon kleutlfied them as belonging to a man who had un- dergone the anlltropometetc eye - tem eight years ago. The man war found and arrested, cud the murder has been proved against Slim. William K. Vanderbilt and Grover CI•''elantl recclted reopectively the lat•gcot and smallest checks ever 5. - stool to ldhidualr by the Unite.' Stator Government. At one time Mr. Von.lcrbilt owned g;,(y000000 worth of tiov..rrntwnt bonds and oat titin umot.ut drew annual interest of $_.000,000. At tho ohne Of Mr. Cleve- lnnwfr s"t'ond adminlbtration it wag oteoverill, in settling up Ido ac- tcunts for salary. that tbO Govern- ment owed him 1 cent. A check for (b:it amount was forwarded to hint, ant us It Isar never been presented for payment it Ie probable ttatt\tie rcr•lplenU preserver 1t as a 'ct.riosMy. Paul Keep In leis memoirs tells the story of a secretary whom ire p niched (or being drunk by tying itlm to a wagon wheel. !haring the night 1,000 Kaffir, and about 4.1400 Zulus attacked the iio•r camp and were not driven off fIl daybreak. Tho secretary slept so roundly that he noticed iothing of the fight, nod the text day, when he at lust awoke, be looked around In astonedimeht and asked. "Have you people been flghtlt4S daring the eight ?" Wh•:n the 1ti'lttsh Iloulo of Cora - moor voter it marches out Into the lobbiei, where the jfuemterr nr, tuantod by tie Leber. The aver- age elrtnnee traversed by eaohmem- b.'r from his seat to the lobby In dlO fret, 40 that al ono all-night edtttug on an important b111, were) thirty-three eli)irio11e were made. etu•1.-member tramped exactly a mile an t n haIf, without counting inolflo- lti excursion,' to the smoking awl re- lr, shoo'nt room.'. AN a r:ltf.ien ue- rally takes twelve minuter tele house was etc hour* nn,l a half on its feel that night. Emperor 'Malan leas unformed the ttlu:o*H Salm Hoatmalr and .earn' ,,then ladies of his court that they r,) not fitted to fight %lee or ele- v r' the social conditions of the tint Thu uoblewowen had Immo tr1 untl-vlco society In Berlin, and thEmperor in discouraging the movcmea wrote- 46 tle 11rl.nceoe that the "ebo li know that stat things aroueh better left to the law and Ito u!'(Icerr, and If 1t is true. Wit twee thcy'•nro frequently pus- s! .1 as to what nurse to pursue. c residing Inpol- l-IMO 1- how tan you won , r 1 g iK' ro s sur- e[. or n codeine n sur u u s0 Ie mein:tinge. u,atertnko sutoesrf il- ly light tho evil ?" tttrasburg is about to erect n monument 10 Goethe. The Bierman post paned biome of the beat years of h1■ youth in the ,tleatinn IAMB and referred to It frtqueatiy with wool* of admiring affection In 141 memoirs. '1140 (Weigle for 1114' etntue ',has not yet been arlectea. but 110 •ttempt will be wpared,t,, make It worthy of the great name which 1t is1 to Cnmme11110rat0. effort is put forth to belittle the Curr adbw prairie country tad exalt the t aped Malt0. 11 argues that Canada Ir without fuel; that t110 settler mutt 11e Idle fire month/ unit that few erne can be relied. 1t praiser tVleeoIlrin and blind .•rutlt. and won- ders/ that feu tuu.y thousands rhuuld bo moving from those Mater to Cau- ads. The Lumberman ought to review Ile 'facts." •Our Northwest le not without feel. There aro Important coal fields in tho prairie rection, and 111 British Columbht wo have aupplt.'I Impanel(' of to Inst the continent for 1urn r 1 pore. Moreover, the Canadian North- wood rottht enjoys a better ltoveru- nwnt, can grow larger crepes wile lot work, lots 110 1110r0 revere wea- ther, and Is freer from toruadone nod bllzsarols. The loran who are rushing Leto the Northwest aro making no mlrtnke. The informant t?l who told the Lumbermtus that to keep the set- tlers in tho prairie country from 'starving to death the C. 1'. II. al- lowed then[ to burn every other tic for fneh mutt have thought the edi- tor was an easy mark. ,Ilnrper'b Weekly Keys "a medal for pure and unmitigated goo.Iatnre WAN awarded, not many drove a to a youth In a Moble school. Ho laid not made n noteworthy record fnk prugreoo In learning ; he had n4111 even reached a point :beyond the average among hie fellows; ho heal simply ecl:pactt them all In amiability of the kind that accreted rewards or puna-hnlents with urbane and a :ell philosophy." And why should not %Ochi goocl nature be rewarded ? Surely it is such t'aWres, Ulw•aye tu11113, 11401 wake mllnkin,t's existence brighter arta 11•u.l to brotherly love prat get:tlrned.•. That Kort of thing hale w'1ne pe44111'' about ('5ridtwa1 tune.- What a_ptto f should not -bet contagluu every tiny of the year 1 H. Combos, the French Prender, 1s only 5 feet a inches tall. Ile Is by profession a physician. Ile was at one time a achoolmasler ami Is a leading nuthortty to French edu- rational affairs. Hie sollolarelep anti literary actleitkw have for years been large fuel comprehensive. em- bracing such t(•ploe as the Latin --pot Tse• iCant'e 14Gtfjfhyafrz: philosophy of 81. Augustine pad the omelet theories of 81. Simon. A Kennet; polltlenl manager la of 1Re; opliron -Mgt iiia.. rt:1 T upfirttlt II rry *7ltem with Its d1hy news- pnp•r Is largely reaponeible for the po'Itlenl np.'tthy 111 that `duet". He polrta oft that the pdil,cnl rally boo heretofore given the former an opportunity to drive to town anti moot his neighboree; it Iona been one of oho remotion for the lonrllnete of farm life, but the /tally newspaper now delivered et his door remove. Otte feeling of loneliness and servem to merely agree*My his l'laure hour. Emperor 'William of Germany ie fond of bllliarde, but in too 'wet - none to play a goal game, 1( he ll1NNCN an rnNy shot he lt'oomee "ea t t Its ' 11.44-eaA--be-ean117 beaten Ly Ili, 1111).4t hmnteuri.h of the pal- ace gwwt14. But 11 -in not consid- ered good form to beat big ronj- piety and no matter how had hie game may be him advrreary con- trives to play n wore(' one.- The Kaiser recently manifested his d1e- pletanure at the conduct of a ra- thterfnmhi(wtnlde preacher by Renting him to labor in a very poor thing. The preacher forbade the members of his congregation to wear myr- tles at wadding ceremonies, though myrtles are nerd all over Germany like orange blossoms' In the 1'nite11 8t eN. The Emperor became eery angry on (earning oT 1T114 '`fiTn1lun of egstom tend pu rer:hrd the clergy- man In the manner named. $,tun of the b'ue-stockinged females of the failed States W. C. T. U. are raging because the Prerklent his. had a celebrated example of the nude in art hung In the White House dining room. 11-0 hnvo not heard that 1lrr. R. had kicked uta a fuse about the picture, awl we're i(IellueJ to think rho is to ha trotted in the matter before the ;,rotersloal regulators of the unlverre. Ito,oevelt won't till 1 act, and lharper'r \V('ekty soya "Nothing but tato btroage*t ren1e of nbilgation, combined with enforced Ieleure, woukt be likely to Induce 11113 prudent man to dlrcus, art -with the W. C. T. U." Tltat is a little severe, but in the tort matter not too (severe. HOW TO KEEP i HE FACE YOUNG W know a man pant meddle age who s a very youlg face. Not- withstanding grey hairs and 52 years' hard work and constant study. he, has a young face. Peo- ple often 'remark the seeming In- congruity of, hl» g(-cv hair andlr youthful face• One day Ito -told us how it 'happened. In the first place he tae avoided Nall those business relations which tem' to bring wor- ry and 'care. Ile has never spent an hour worrying about finances. FI•, ,air never spent n Moment while lug to be rich yr fearing he wouhl become poor. He ha* taken life at, he found k, net barrawsing himself with forebodings or making lt,m-1 self haggard with ambition. says Medical Talk. Ile seek* much the company of younger people than himself. He likes the chatter of chikh'en, the gossip of young !settee and the horse -play of schoolboys. Ile avoids all coutrover.y, shunt the dirqulet- ude of argument,- let$- every one alone with their own thouhla or preferences. and quietly pursues' his own way o7 jditntlhg. Ito dodges trouble in every possible way. As wxin as he discovers something that tkapleases him he goes away from 1.1 ler adjust• himself to It. Every morning he washes his face in coil water, splaelter hie face and neck thoroughly. With a sufficient amount of fine soap to give the skin h aoftnema and pliability, he kneads+ kis face carefully with the 01)4114 of his fingers.. going over oroughly every portion of the r, then splashing the face again cold water. Title l.+ done every ng regularly, and occupies five minutes. This has the effect *thing out tho wrinkles, Nticity to the skin mue- g the akin tetrotg hind smooth The, ao doubt, In part ac- count for h. youthful face. The everineting servant girl ynes- 1ir Ott? ter One frim•, nmi- r -'n ;'- eon linen to puzzle over the why of g irlei preference for the ahoy and the factory. 'Rao Labor Bureau of WI.- conain Ion been making over 7(X) In- quIrtnn on the oubjert. and the ans- wer! aro very Instrnctive. We quote theme, commending them to roletress- 11' consideration; I1 Ia.11rs would only give glrle bet- tor rnoma. kinder treatment and warmer beds nn(1 let them live Ind0- p ndrntly more girls, would elo bonrr- work. i love honoework, but, like a host of elle r girls. I rerun() to do It nn.b'r prement dondlttons. Tin, reulon i won't 110 holmrwork Tr.r' moat remarknbfe of all llrlt- Ode lighthouse. le to be found on Arnl.lt Hoek. Stornoway ltny - 11 rerk which le separator from the lelen..l of ',ewe, by a eteinnel over non fret aIle. On this reek a cont - ea. beacon to ereetel, and on It., ea.mnmlt a lantern Is flu'., from w11.5, night after night, ehtn•'s n llgiet w he'll is aeon by the II:Mermen far and wk1e. The way In which tt.10 llghtlimoce la illuminate, It. thio On the !eland ojeLewhe It. a lighthouse. nal from n window In the tower f stream of light I1 pro- WI ,nor or to of s)1 giving c olio, keel t� PELE Urfa phle Ueale rIt,)len nf- `>{n Explorer's Ile per knee Th In this untried ground. with the confusion nt mist, rain, rt m and dust, and the booming of the crat- er at. our very feet there w• no temptation for writing nny t the most appealing facts. These Id CRATER. 000000e00000 BRUINS LOVE OF PRUNES. An Exhibition of Bear Taste and Bear Spite. 00000000000000000 Iteery Attoabra11y of 11410 u4ly, I saw a rurprLlutf exhibition of bear nature on a Anent visit to Yellow- etono Notional 1'ark. Rears ars *bun - dont 1n that great prurorve, and •1 It la ugulnrt the law to kill theta* they lure become impudent to a uutrked degree. Loin uta night the gueate ut the hotel whtvu Mr. Alt.'nbruud war stopping were waked by u great hale bub on the p•umbree, cud learned that a b1g hear had battered in the door and waw thea la pusrorriou of tie kitchen. "11 memo" 1.471 Mr. Altofbrund, "that the hotel cook had stowed u lel of prunes that day and had stored them awe), lu u two-gallol Jar. Beare aro ver7 fond of sweet* of that kind, and this. bear had probably got scent of the prune* trod 00010 to gel ppeoe'a- idou of- them. "At any rate. the cook had heard a great lwugllug at 1140' k.tcheu door in the night and had hurried down, kero- sene lump 1n land, just W limo to Roo the door tumble to pieces find a big bear force itis way through the breach. "Tho cook put hos lump down on the kitchen table and made a grt'at stow of tushh:g or oho bear to drive hint out, but the bear trade a rush himself and one that meant butanes. Tne cook took to his steels, got out of the door into the adjoining room Li time to metope the bear and slaua- med the door behind lain. "There were window, in the. kit- chen, too that from n porch on the outside any one could see what was going on 144044'. Thos) of us who hustled around to se0 what will up got to taw kitchen door just al+ the cook came tearing out, only half it Jump ahead of the bear. Thee we vb'w'ed the further proceedings through the 'windows. "The lamp righted tom room well, and we raw the bear dancing about on his bind feet, with his lama in the :Jr, miffing. When he canto to the pantry ho &topped yanked the door open, went inside, 111111 soon name out with the big jar 0 prnnew, holding it egnlm)t his chest with his rordegs clasped around it. "lie teetered with It to the tab's. where the lamp was, set It down on the table. and dabbing first one paw In the jar and then the other, fetch- ing out a handful mach time, dripping with juice. lie feed himself pruner with a gusto and a comical -looking enjoyment on his faCe,that bent any funny picture of a bear the funniest artist ever drew. "The bear hall been at thin oil (oast perhaps a minute. when we saw the head of another bear poked In at No, lien dor. Thar• war au tag. , *ging expretlrlto uu hlr lace, and r u neenent'r tntmectlou 01 the .rior rte crept uautllwrly all the way in. The 11. .101 or a ,third bear instant- ly aemeurodl cot the haltered door, and tires[ we saw that there were two mote boors prer►lug on txtlWid that (ale, plainly eager to got Inside. These tooter were mealier Irr U nae the ones witch had committed tho burgLtr '' They gut halo the kltehcu before the big bear at the table pada any uttentlou to them. Then he swldeuly (putt Isle feast. fell upon the intruders tootit and claw, and with hair rain- ing, aleIng, mapping of Piave and fierce snarls 111111 gruwlo throw thew (au. Then he wont Ipnck to bis !anal. T110 cuteide bear' hung around awhile. whining and growling and muklug true or. two !elute at rualdug au and making It ,warm for oho lucky 01143 441 the loam[, and thou slouched 4441[,3 and dlsu,ppeu3J in the dark flint*. "Tate burglar boar ate every prune In the Jur, seemed the juice out wltb his pawl+, anti licked these clean w every d.'up, and with a deep grunt of satisfaction waddled slowly out of the house, awl went Ida leisurely way WVe. ,were In the midst of our hilarity over ,this eztruortluary entertaln 0etlt when tut of the darkness. uol far away. came meet unearthly soun(1» of savage combat. "Jaws: snapping, snarls, bcllowings growls, 1'(1114 and the emaishiug ran,. rradsing of anciergrowth indicated a tierce battle among wild beasts. The range a the struggle shortly ,brought It near enouglt for lid 10 see that :he fight was moon boars, and as. there [:ere tour stall ones and our big one wo eaturally looked upon them a* the burglar bear that lout gone away a few tubtute1 before full of pruner and lhobearr that had been .shut out of tho feast. " Tho fight leas short. The bap Lour sent one of the moiler 01101 rgtrn'vling ten feet away WIOl one mighty cu'f, and that boar never rose again. His co enpanlons force( tho fighting, .nit when they wen' IIn1.ping away after the tight was over tho big bear lay kelpies from Ms wounds, ds, howling lu pain. Ito was so Holly torn up that ho had to be " 0: course, none of us believed anything clso but that lour [Icor pointed bears lad lin to watt lo' the greedy burglar bear rind attack cd him. Whether that was true'01 not, It oceano to me stat after what I saw of boars that night there wit' bo no bear story hereafter that 1 won't cane pretty near beRst:ig: +++++++}+++++++*++++Ie+++++ ++++++i•i++++++•eN+d•++++++ Honeymoons Livelier Now. • + BRIDAL COUPLES BUTT OF MANY T. +« PRACTICAL JOKES JUST NOW. ♦ Ft++++++++++++++++++++++++++++,) +#++++++.>+++++++.11-4. + (New York Sun.) ; etmter's, nor the c,x,k s, an't noleol3 For brides and bridegroom(' thole rlst woulf offer her footwear of ally are troubtourtimer. A Man has to be dese'rlpLun. J!, the boor girl well turfy in n an A.d P1'uth and a Shirked Holmes ; travelling costume of naive* -wade combinedd, not to mnention a Lord gown are! hat it 41.1 Willie satin Blip- Chesterfield awl a 1Ccme0, to pull off I pees! Luckily it woe a night trioti a bucconeliul weadliag uowadayr, "' and In the retooling they could take a But crab to a hotel. R t t a white ele- phant on her ioods woul•1 have loo med w _ pie/noire to that girl In exchange foe those white cath i1'ge perm on her feet. At another weakling . the brhle- gropm's travelling sett was stolen and hidden away during the reception, so that ho was (+bilged to go away in his evening clothes. The next day, In the t•Ity, he shrtoded himself In an overcoat, and went out early to buy a hand-meak,wn slit of clothes In which to face the public until the arrival or his trunks, As for that Interesting Incident. the' arrival of the trunks, nothing In married life is more of a lottery. If the bridegroom loaves to a friend tho Ciecking of the Luggage. or if he lets the cheeks out of his lands, nolxdy not in the conspiracy con give anything bat n goers as to whore the trunks will go. Sometlmee an a result of this pl'vlaant little attention on the part of their friend'', a bride and lirlu0 groom 410 not got hold of their lug - Vigo for a wJek or ten days after they start on their wedding Journey., Of oonrse, this means n good deal of expense In addition to the worry and, inconvenience it causes. lint to go back to tho welding of which a falthful account was pro- mieod. Am the day of the ceremony drew neer, the bride surreptitiously lnetallecl ;ter trunks In the cook's room, aterIT1ifio-NO little, stenting away now with this article, now with that; aomrtlmen meeting a -brides- maid In 1114' hall and with her heart in her month and her best petticoat bohtnd her back, sliding by as If she were a pickpocket ; *gale in n panto of terror bocnume, having for- gotten that the wedding atoekinge were at the bass end or the piano oho was looking for tllom In the neighborhood of high C; In tronblo and terror, with fear and fretting, the bride packed her trunk. As sown no tho bridesmaids reel 'sot that the part of oho trolNsenn which was to go on oho welding Journey had been spirited away they woke nil t4 their duty, thole uty accent- ing to tho standards 01 tho provall- Ing mnnla. They poked Into corners. peered Into closets, mounted to tho attic, doecentled to the cellar, Invaded the v1M yest-tonittetorr kinTil Min 1eeatlae RMiilgltt &Wnired thrterf the trunk• wore not there. At !mint, when they naked Rrldget, that guilerhl young woman exclaimed; "In my room 1 lYyo think now," mournfully "Llai I'd leer have 010h Wok at. thnt ? Faith, Pet ye warot rent thlin thrhnkN In Bridget McFar- ley's reach, an' I'II show Mime Martha what mo powers of Invintlon rely area" Thcrc ono n leak wnnewhere, howovier, and In epiloi of itrldget's loyal ovnelon the trunk., ',err discov- ered. Next followed a march for the keys, which, thank. to the name luck that attends tho fnellotierr pf the fad, wan also suocesaful. it wan then the brklesmalds' tarn to do thing.' (secretly. But many;, hands make light work, so It didn't take long for them to nnpaek the unmuspecting Mnrtha'n troika, Quilt Orr I'ndervfe&r Our _pr►las-p•upa0 are cue geuera- _tlon plumose thou fathers -bad to he up la flue jLon o-C11estarfieid com- bination, but they did not have to do ally of the [bark scheming which falls to the lot of the marrying tueu of to -day. When they had tuado love behind the. scoueti and had done the po.lte thing to the family and (Mende tht y bad done their whose duty. Ther troabins ended with 111e bang of the c.u-rtagc door whoa they started fur the station. .. , Taos• were palmy cloys for brides and brldtgrootut• lint they are insert. A change Ina come over the spirit of ;ova's young dream. It's a little like a nightmare now, 110 can b0 meet) from the foOowiug faithful talo 01 one recent wedding, though Ulu one le p.110 and uninteresting 'uesade the oceounts of house others. The wed4bs look Voce) in a good - used town in 'thio Stat*, mei was quite the fashionable event of the fall srasun. The bride was n Dainty, refixed,• rather Dresden -china Hort of girl. The bridegroom wail past hie skittish days anti a thoroughly fine, likable fellow. There was the usual array of brideson tldr from out of tow'', the usual viraing beet min. the molt - able minater wino wan a traditionary aoeociatinn with the ftlml y from the cradlo to the grave. There were overflows of guo.ets 1n all tho big honor's in town. Moreover, eNery y was gond m. Thry were Intelligent, *ducat- rellae.l people, the sort from wh one wou,d expect end receive both nity and delicacy. Rut ity, delicacy and all the other maxillae' virtues of breeding go down bc(ore oho modern Manta fl.r Guying a Ori lino Irldr•gr . Knowing thio, the about -to -be -ma rind young people were on their ard. Tor n week or wo before the ar- rival of the br4lcshgttida, the trous- aeau had been on ahlbitton to in- timate friends. No s ner had the Pleat. begun to arrive, Wever, than the bride'', anther was forcc,l to Make sotto voce exlplanntlbnd lifter Lids manner. I m sorry I can't &how y the two prettiest night dresses, but Martha," In a whip r, ' has beau -to slip the thing» off •) as to get th �alsfely Into her trunk." Or . '' Juniwa n. 0) bring Mnetba'r bine negil4n In or you to flee. It's under the hed In the co k'N room." I ung eiletnken," ..he whimpers on returning milli-hnnelett. "The moo Ileo wnen't there. 1t was her travel- ling hat. I thint the negligo 1s In the attic --or next door. I don't remem- ber whltat." Or : " Yat rally ought to see Martha's wesyltng stockings. Out they're Inrkle the piano, rind nn the young folks nra In the room now; of emote I dlaren't get them out." In fact, though the bridegroom hat his troubles, the hrkle comet In for the lion'. *hare. The grand point to all this fooling seems to be to pot the young nmrrlr.1 couple to *., muc'I 10 lrrnnoe 1 will not be treated Inge Rept, ing to the dean of a woman's embnrrnesmrnt and in,nblee at pee Iw,lf n gey *love And always a nobody. eoilee who r,rn0rhen young moth- s1Me. None of the girlie 1 know would do ars with over -caro of their habies, Tampering with Their 4 lorhing h(nimwnrk tr'cnner n girl who does the editor 0f Nature romert0 flint goes to the extent even of holing 11 It Is nlwaym leokerd upon as a kit- while a wanan mnv be Ineklentally so that the newly nutted pnlr must Then drudge, nlwnye on duty And rep• nn artist, a politician or a tee rap- go away short of even the .molt cion trolled }lolly., tnln, he first huslnren la to be a necessary things. 1n intricate if somewhat eccentric 1 no L.mirD litter In the fnctnri mother. Wo MVP alroadty endeavor- Ono bride. In thin 11001°b r town, nn patterns, sutitnte wnme nrticl.s In 1•Crr\ any and, for&Ids., 1 am no el to point out that motherm. (letter, going to her room niter the resell for other. which they nbetracteol longer obliged- to entrrinln In the proepeetlee newt h"nnrnry, mak' up tlnn to +Irene for her trail, found and then re -lock and re.nlrnp the 51)05,0 or refelve my !Oriole nt the the mum of human rsl:error, anal Ihnt trouble et the very ontaet. Her shoes Inggego 011 that It should tell no lock door, 01000 1 Min Dor' at hemp nit 11in 11101 (to elfleaten every human were minting. , btales, with my own pbmplw ring, Irre.'pretlrr of orv, any tlol Not onwar. bar awn shoes gen., Now was the limn for the bride - . employment. Tile editor of but every pelt of Orlon In the Elute groom to take hold. The bride The Anted/ruin lumbermen of Dec. ANntnr. Ie. right 1)11' first hu11n'1a 11 had vont/Med, except, of metric. (hose having been, R1 Om anppOl.d, ane - that of motherhood, not the nnhteat which other people were wearing. oe.*ful In eluting her frlen(la, it }root on to a airier 1n the Inn- has an article on "Wleronsin V1. the of pit:Romero Ilea In telling other 1100- Unfortunately. she could not wear OW behoo ed John, the bbppy, tern on tow, mama of Aralsh Rork. Northwest for Settl&ro," In whSh an pin how to bring up their children. her mother's shoes, nor her little happy John, to do 51. part, their roughness may possibly give to others the impreselva of Pele.oe crater w'ith•.omething of the fresh- ness. of the field Itself. From my rain -woke.' field -book, therefore. I tear these notes direct: Three thourund four hundred nn'l fifty feet. Sulphurous fume.). Block strewed nuance. Duet in the nlr Roaring pulverised sulphurous de poalt, nt on modern (Ole of crater 2.:18 p. m. Great roaring outbreak gradually subsides. Hovey Jaya "Hear that. ok! man !" Continued rain; blows hen)ily. Sulphurous fumes.. Rock.' tumbling. 2.50. Still heavy, clod. Bursting and falling of ruck* continue. ler. \lent sountie come from N. CO W. mato on tuner elle of -crater. Hest by comparison of observations. Brown dust tninglee with stream of crater -cloud. Ilovey thinks we are nearer the cone than before. Con - 'tent a uption, which varies in streng :i.8S. A Brash. feel the hent from R. 8.52. increase in explosion. in (hie connection It 'should be noted that at about 4 o'clock Thonpaon, the pilot, from the sloop in St. Pierre roadstead, eau: n "great smoke shoot np from the crater. A trench gunboat taking .OUIitngs in the harbor blew I1rr wld,tle (which we, wlthbn the crat- er, hent'.)), and pet to wca. The tug Ruby. which had brought mix priests to 'march the 41. i'lerre ruins. burliest them aboard anti felt. -George Carroll Fortin In The Cen- tury. Nmmnn'. Highest (ilery. While the bridesmaids were at a luncheon the trunk:: were taken out by the back way, carried down the alley to a "loyal" barn and hidden there. Thu day before tbo wedd'ng the bridegroom bribed a colored man to take thou to the 'nation aisl check then) to the city. With a ohrewdnu.s worthy of the role he Blatta a visit to toe na- tion that afternoon to ask the buggugenoul to send the next day for the trunks. 11'hlle there he car - uglily looked the truukr over. mot- to' him and Dturthu'r, and %orlfled the ClIeck) the colored - man Incl given haw. There *1104(11 are 1100 - bible lu the stations of email tower. Ho the night of the ceremony moue anal John and Martha were warried anti were as guy anti happy nr u brkle and bridegrooms ought to be. Mortis* ('orbited a little about her cleverneor iu eluting lier friends. and John crowed a wool deal, as refitted a Luau who had proved hlmrelf to smart for any- body. "Ila, ha I" sal he. "1 fouled you oil thio time! The trunks. are lu the city already. and the checks are In 1113 pocket." "I don't believe It," meld the wily frk! pee. John put Ids hand lu leer pocket urtl clinked the check* to- gether. "Prbaw 1" sail the bast man, "Tbooe aro not trunk check». That'* the money you borrowed of me MIR worniug." John joined In the laugh, but nev- ertheless pulled the checks out ul hiss pocket and held thew warily up. ready to put them back again 1f anybody junlped fur them. iuiere war a pause. Then the maid of honor snllft0L "05, you won't fool us that wayl" she remarked. "Those are rust aid chequer or lwltatlou ones of some sort." °Of course they asp," suit] every- body, with a superior air which was very tentallling. "Are they ?" triumphantly demand- ed the bridegroom (holding them w that the maid of honor could wee, but not match, theta. With a lightlting glance mite took In the newtern. awl two minutes later had gone Into the next room and written them down. The rest was •try. Bonze of the guests went to the city on Hueneme train with the l'ridal couple. Before the guests left the station they va- tted the baggage noon,, found the t funk., 1►ecvralral 1 hem with several Is,llr of whits rib- bon, with flaming hearts and other pictorial references sal saw them later on a [tray bound for the hotsl. Tole night before, the bridegroom had displayed more of lila genius for detective work. Ile had' engaged a carriage to come 111) the alley aol wait in the rear of the barn. The inutile carriage war to drive up to the front of the hour.. When the two y•iling folks had rimmed for the journey they clutch - (r1 their bigo, slipped down the back Ntalre and were about to steal ont the back dour to the carriage alley. Again there war a hitch. The back don had been 111110d up &1111 there re:nealned only the front and side en- trance«, ioth of which wens guard- ed. f3tt they had to give up and ride to Ole station, eseurtewt by a scorn of hilarious friends armed with pla- cards. big white bows, old shoes, a *mall plantation's crop of rice, and so on. Hume of the placenta were nailed to the outside of the ear be- n I w the w•Iulown Ofr th Ir election. Others were -bung from the bell rope 01) the Interior. The entire car was decorated, in - tilde and outride, with white stream- er.. Jura before the train started, one of the unbars walked the length of the sleeper shouting: "Look out for the couple In sec- tion 8 ; they've rust been married!" And so, with nothing to disturb them, nothing to mar the Joy of the great event, the modern bolds and bridegroom begin their honezmoon. A ('ami of Contralto The Signal u rcol,lsaw ■•IRY THURSDAY MORNING ■T U. Metlla•LICVDDt. .J Tome .f Sebacrtptt.ae pee month, lu sae auoa Three .bullet, cis •tondo. (Marline. 1 It >r Iy Advertising Rotas, Legal arid other casual ad v.rt!mimeo.. So per tut. fur 0,•11 nsrr41.34. 1i 1 3 0441• per Ilse for emelt .ubawusetloot w.u. Itvu•ure,l t, • nonyaroll rale. ifu.l u.ra lards et els Inner and under. et w pier. Adeertiwmente of lost. gourd, Strayat slLualwus Vacant. 1111.1/6 .100 W•rt.t at. ai Purdue= Chance. W't'aut.d, not extending t lin s none reel, 11 per mouth. nutters no Sale anti Vann' on awls, not 10 eso.ed a Innes. $I for flirt mouth. 10e per ..!, rr4usut pinata. Ungar saris. 1. pr•pp.rtL t A. •peolal notice. the 041.01 of whirl! !. ,n prompts the pecuniary be.eat of •wyleulvlb so or company. to bt euneld.r•.d an ad trot.' meat 1 esti so shard= : oar1ty =uproar you one out of word, no oolt,,e !tee Moo r6a Local nodose to ordinary reeding lips tea oriole per word. No no(loa for Ir.. them Y.,. N0440.o for churches and •I her etlLgleeu tad Ms.rolest la•Uu111oeu. half rate. S ubscribers who All M receive Ties floe.% regularly by ma11 will n,.nfer • (aver Ly ,,. quain1t.,g us of M. foot at as early •dao. ti pps•Ibl.. Whoa s ah•m= of addr.et 1. dM1r.d 4.•1 resl4 sof tle sew badger should 5. On Thanksgiving day, two women in a New lurk hotel, saying they (11,1 not 1..1 very well, ordered the fol - .lin iowlnt. dinner rent to their rooms: T.vo pa,rtlo le or oysters on loaf Two portion. of green turtle roup. Two portions of celery and et1Jw- ChTow. wo portion. of (lett. Two portions of filed 01 beer. Two entrees - Two portion. turkey. Three vegetables. Two portion:, noted wild duck. Two portiorw letlnd. o portions' p.um pudding, mince pl . cake, leo cream, champagne jelly. Bannnaa, oranges, apples, assorted nutsd raLring. Two, )*dors, of ohrevar and coffee. A few later, In the name oily. WOmin aid chlId. without fuel mud tt*, fe•mirdlrip to withstand the cold, froze to dent fn a tenement house. Wily visit the hovel or go abroad In search of ileo►then ? 0)4 T11Fa HI LTO. Iltrnoe Termer -f played' in hard Inck yoaterdny. Mins Sato Drette-in what wiry ? Meow Termer -Knight St ds asked me to give film my honest op-, Ion of hes act Ing, and whon 1 tot , slim, a copper pinched Use for tieing profago language. re►ueb..'. t1.u... 1.1. 110 Teazel. of Oodenr►, dee M.n sI, flneed Loral Travelog Agent rm. Lao 1 lps of Oudertoh, t'ol►orn., A.be.ld • 1 • wemoeh. Lnlal postueut.•• over the dlerlct are els empowered to reo.ly. .etoorll.U0•a to Tia -\wm a L All NMlosal.•tlon• 1230.1 Ala addr yasd D. Motli.Lll'CDDuf. Tea same lslephsse 0.11 I► Ooderteb, 0.a T1I1'IMIDAY, JAN. 81h, i1mkt tltarlu.rsNr aviDs GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY. Sized ftIII •1► 411 and lisp's+. 1 l p .x Ire r re peer Mail 464 [sprees lar p.ta ['Wall. (x11 and tier.«. f Is • in. 111.111 end[1wr.aa.. .. sees 1 M p In. )ti anal ._ .xlSp is Chimer Mao. o1' ]Ming Thing.. In ('hlna nil fence gate* That kwing mind owing In. In Ampler* mast goitre awing tit. In Chinn ell doors that (*wing ripen outward in Am- erica /Morn open Inwnnl. The Menson when for "wins/hot gntan sol doora ohne In ('hlno In that they are more convenient when ownng that any, nnol It 1• the *natant. in An,erl,a the rates and doors jos swung In oppoelte dlIrectlone for the same realms. DIC1T117'RT. LeOV. M NICHOL.D.S., . 4 C TAL 1011515*, Rooms openolt the ewe 0f•... Oeld fYillaw. Prow■ •td Boase Warr • lepoialsr. Strata *zp.rtener• 11.ae.*•. E('.lx!'ION, 1;. ('.-Rarrirter. cu ▪ )bettor. Notary. tie Office to, h -.Ig bren..St. awl Rioter•, next Ilan• ps'r'r Itestaurant, Golerioh. f 0. JOAYSTUN-N.lkkl:eTkn. mule- oo 1 • woo. l'n.nsiseloe.e . as. Moo -y :cen. (Mess: o'er Haat•tob all at Arne *reset bed.e,se. Uta led . 1)ROUDTOOT &B&T tItttiniirlit eslMtnra. notaries po procture in Maritime Court,te. OM -es: Nenbh et.. not door moo at dies. Priors. /'utda to lead N lowest rates elf IIMessa W. PIIOUDirOOT. IL C. l leg». 1 �irl u' `UARIROW. BARI[IltT):M� A: y•. 4'ulkltM-. eta. O.dortel.. 1.. I.. 111, kin -on. florae Uarrew, Ll..lt. t)H1low. Hutte>• Public. rte. lOinuo ra.t •eel dl•• c'uu14 House .yuan.. lduuoy to loan at lue rates of interest. C HAS. es. -torn - B*1t8111TRR, leiter, notary ..4 roa r es.'ee*i' tis' [r el es Hamilton stir rt eDDou n 140. Hetet. r .• Und••ttrb. Private Nods M teed .•1. 101.g a 1 pie toot. Int/'Mt Farmer. 1 U. NA RI.. .0%.1 a, . at LJK..La. A&. .3 • rnra,0.e1easr fur t •s•11 r..'t•49, neeanau.e.a of bell. 114:11da.1.• .r .alta• WOO. 4.pe.,tions.r =lemur 4..4&.,U... le w eesnMpt14tar a.1aem, salt or prwesdlos Ye the Har► Court of J retie*. the 4'.1.14 of A pYwl 1* Ontario, sr la ally t'sa.ty es. 1)Ir10.1e., Court a 11 t•avwtloes oarsfully anti preenOW e ase *tad. k••d.ala ata Y. U. ttddel-ihr /••1401, one NINO I.OAN1 ANS OrvIvLRCge MONEY To LKYD-A 1.AIRUE AMER`N-t of prlv.te funds lar ferretiaert al be sot rates and expense on Arx4e1s.. mergwge- Apply to 111010on f (larrow. AtCTIONKIRiNU. 'THOMAS OUNIdtle At'(TiONEER ANI, 1 Vacatur. Undeileh. Ont. Baca attend. • . lu In any loafed the musty. TOIN KNNOX OI tItAL 4l'ti'„111th 0.1 sad Land Ye; odor. 1htertea opt. Han Ins Wi ewsld.nble sapotence eo Y• vee I*.reerfee trade. he 1e Ia • egetee re 4. .lerga with thorough oa: 1 Vo all 51*.' D artuna aoa [rested b Mo. haler, On el eitoes Hots, or sent b tail to his vIrd� =wish P. 0.. eanhaly •er4ads1 to. .1011411401, Una Asetl •neer, US U MAMMAS' L.ICL 7sl t A lion' ltemmrKtrnee. When lar played .luny long no. Our clothing 1101 not fret on, WO wore to* oblitti OT innde•t glow Our mothers wouldn't let as. Oh. we were coltish in one glee LV() lored to prance and whtntw We aakevl ji) "11hilck" and 119 '-tee. ' When wo wore playing .hiaay. Oh, 'where • are those cntlelpanl)w. 'Mr thin thin leo' we coital "tatty," The terry 111 clad, with grimy arrow ; Tho bony no neat nod natty; The bey who WAR 110 Tray fat Ills comrad„N nnmed him "skinny," There IR no friend:1hlp here like that Wo know while playing shinny. l'ereliance one d*,v a ohlh I'll take And tet the golf ball flying, Al least an eerh..t Oinav ..-__. There's naught, Son kn•,eg, lift, teying- Itnt I shall mine those kinin 1.5 fetende. 8o freckle -facet hal granny No modern genie ran melte nmends 'For thaw -hat halite 'or .film 7 -Washington Star I. :eking for n Ilusbnn "When n woman wants it huNtinnd o ho tloern't go looking In a chit( for ono," mkt the short -hatred: onhl(n leeturnr. "Not nnleee mho happen/1 In 1:s.• married," euggented one of the long - Hie Fad fee Vol lertlog. Sone --Rave yon heard tho news? 11$0- PolomOn In to marry again, to) 1011(4 thee, I believe, 'en -Tas, f'rortrrt a) ,it 1!.Ilent" 011 noes oho rageverfor eollec'ting wail take droll of n mon. fiometlmee Oen (Net bonito or playhllli. and tom-- tlnr'e It's postage Mantle. In M'- Polomon'a onto It appytro to 1114 Whew, 1 (i , or • ) rt P • 1 1 • Per Jung hilly slur, friar' Min: -e( e• to lila King of Nepali', wens n te,' ban decorated with J.•welw w•. •1 h *2,(100,0X0, Ireln41ng an enorr'"'9 rutty In front. The yotng Sultan Jfl.hnre, whet 1* now very ,e,inh to the lore In Loudon *evil ety, also mike" tavl,h dleplay of *vela. At the tho- ten reesntt, he Wore twelve dlamond mn41 rlth7 range, sig on (tach hand : Menton() stud of ookjsaal propnrtlnno do'orated big abort tb00014n, amt hiss wntatoat Pothole there diamonds too,