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THE EARL'S DAUGHTER
Th(it Mrs- Balubrllge should feel going to leave ue, madam?" to Mire
rattier unwilling, topart with MaggioLloyd.
Heutlereon, who war her right Itaud, i' "Yue ; -I only came to deport my
at the vey time when eh.• wort heel- niece here lu gaiety, and paw the
tel heir, nod for the eaku,uf her rows night at tate bowie of an
wife. wnI net unnatural. She lease old frt,Rd. Tomorrow, if all goer
;no malice toward Lady Ethel. but she well. I will roe truly Ethel before I
owkl nut forget toe• haughty man- return. Good -night. my darling r
nor is wldcti rho had treated . her and, with a farewell aalutatiow to
huebafl l's family ; nor that It war due Dr. Cleilmers, Aunt Letty re -enter -
to her miaouutluet that Colonel Bain. -cid !Lit erteclags•
bridge was at that -hour an exile -7 you come-uptetafro at once?'
from his native luteal. inqulrtd the doctor ; and. laying
And It was hard to believe the liable her bonnet and shawl, Maggie
uteesuge tuul been dictated by the followed him-ltutwlthelaudlug a
wisher of her daughter -in -low. She c-rtai.n fluttering at her heart -
laadl not cared for them in health, for elle hardly knew what sort of
why should leer thoughts turn In welcome awaited her -to Indy
their direction whew rho needed it Ethel's' room.
sick nurse? and surely, were the "I have brought a present," saki
caw seuergeut, It were fur wore Dr. Chalmers, gayly, se he pushed the
reasonable to expect rutin mewbsr door own, 'what will you give me
of iter own family should Ito to her for U.?"
areirtaacae. Mrs, flails braise. -fid not '1 am sure I dohs know," replies
ilia' the idea that AGe4;giu eludld be a voice. se weak and weary aha
(Werra! from •oue piaci°, to another Maggie hardly rocogiused It as that
to milt tiro cohvenience of her cue- of her ooimin'e wife. "How does the
sea's who; and prrhupa to meet
tint,' go, Dr. Chalmers! le it hate 7"
with fusel' ur Iud►ffere•uee fur Iwo "Jura about time for the Edinburgh
Weiler. She local half a mind to stay 'null to be in, 1 'should think," le
-
answered, ▪ could out spore her. gee. eed, with a sly look at Mag -
But gentle Auut Letty row the gLady 1tbel heaved a deep nigh.
matter 111 a very ditto/rent llglit, 1 dual el he ed will cumu tu-
Dr. Chalmers' was u physician of sight, 1 age trying not to ezpeet
high repute, who would not have Lacs; It would be fou much."
heedlessly alarmed thew; and If the "Well, perhaps rhe had better gu
i eeasity coukl have latell n wet beck again" tie continued.
nearer what reason hal lie for In- "Oh 1 has rhe arrived 7"
curring the delay cuureuuent 011 4(11 A faint tutor struggled into Lady
appeal to them? Sale War quite sure Etle're lace, which deepened to u
that it was ddaggiois duty to go Au blush as she turned and caught eight
1.yo1y Ethel's aid at once; hut if her of Maggio standing In the doorway.
sal tor she elto could herself.
,pare her. Thwt ttmld look u( •►Lame appealed
Jr goy an re nearly to the new-cwmrr s
could lover louk lu Deanne' (ace Heart than nny botsterou4 welome
agate, If ttauy neglected to offer to ,ould have done. It was w, etraugely
him wife that asrtrtuuce wttiell they afferent from wleit the lied expected
wore ready to extend to every poor 111 a„awment Lady Ethel's numerous
woman about Crenshaw!: dffencoe, her pride, per coldness, and
Upon which Mrs..UnIubrklge. with unsoctablllty, were blotted (rum her
eunwwIiat of Impatience, said "if ne mury ad ITIth a sponge, and re-
t war the view tie slate' ,
t u u r tusk
L r
1111 mb•rin oil her or•eent weak-
of
eak
of it, Margaret had batter 'settle neo, 110(1 he only
interest which
Oro queetlou for herself." .from the ret, nisi against her In-
.tmd Maggie bad but one opinion eliuiitlun, elle hal taken In her
t the subject; that rhe rbuul- ,',udlres wife, qhs sprung forward and
auswee-.tar she did --111 the airtime- knelt by the lrwbeide.
tive. '••D.var Laly Ethel! I Caine as
Not that she eutertainel any string quickly ai 1 could ; I ale so grie.ed td,
desiretravel se th
to rn a ward by her- (int you III I'
self. ran.1 take up a powitlou in the lady Ethel eturteal up to greet her,
faslik.nuble circle of which they Lull and Maggie wait eurpris.'d to see low
heard that Lady Ethel war the cellthin and pale she had reown; stilt
tae. Oa the contrary. eke prospect nmor' surpris,.l to furl her arms
ea -h S•dl+niiiyed her. Site, too, had dde ie! around her neck and hear
her pailful melamine of the wounds the prowl girl sobbing on her shoal -
her• girl had recklessly Inflicted till ,1. r.
her uncle and her oo uiMn ; of the '•. 01,, Maggie, Ie,w gavel of you to
father, who for her•o*prlrc hod drawn .rome! but It wile the doctor rent
Ria dart brenth b�f0re Ile NIW hl` for you -i never could have clone it !
0017 child again ; and of till' sem. Do you know all ? led -dld-(blonel
driven from England, the comforts Bainbridge tell you?"
o him home anti the embraces of i ••Kush ! bush! y,v-partly ; but
hie wliuw.d mother, rendered hop' you must net epoa.k or think of much
less and almost desperate by the mut thhig. now."
cruelty of the women who had I ••1 cannot help it ! I am thinking
inverts to love and chcrieh him. •u' it night and day," mho walled ; "1
r e w which. Thr erre not the tla.ught w think of nothing eine."
'humanly .jtewklug, would hate In- )(Jiggle Henderson, afraid lert her
elinnl her heart hover,' Lndy Ethel. emotion should do Lady Ethel
amt, fortunately' for both of them, harm, looked round for Dr. Chalmers,
Maggie'N neniti t was "etuutOJ by but hr hal disappeared.
higher nNdlw•'s than those of this Try to calm yourself," she urged,
world ; Nati hod *he been allleprlsee4l ea she dlrentwinel the white arum
to h eitnte, she had het to throw from her gook ,"i nhlk conn to Nos If
duo ginner. In the der'etbn of Aunt
Lefty to sneaks up her mind. 1 can cheer you up; but company Ir a
"Full measure. pressed down rte. badbthe
sbegignal for eamy t willIs to
running over.' *h1<pr•rrd the cl.lcr. m rhe signal tears, It will do you
lady in her enr. and Noggin turned mare luarm than good."
at 84100 to Moo. Baiabr ! What Is there left for me but
"Aunt Unto, If you are willing,' ...Hy11?" said Lady Ethel, mourn-
"Aunt
rather go. Ile loved her so ; folly.
much, ntrl-:and, suppose the should Faith In Godl All will urine right
b. (setting after lilmt" Its the end If your do but trust Hine!
"Little chnnre of that '1'm nfrnl:L � And now do you know that I have
hese travelling for ten Lours on
nothing but a bsrtet of sandwiches,
atld feel uncommonly hungry 'Y
"Dinner le waiting for you," meld
Lady Ethel eagerly. "1 ordered 1t
"or eight o'clock.
"Dinner 7" with a comical gesture
of distaste. "What 01 by myeelf
"downetatrp 7 Might I nut have a cup
108 Up 10 thin room lnsteed 7"
"By my beddde 7 Would you like it
no!"
"Of course 1 would! 11'hnti have 1
come for. but to he hy your b.didele?"
0011, that would be delightful!"
and Lady Ethel's eyes actually
',perkiest at the Iden ; "and you are
etre you will not mind?"
"T shall minl very much If yrnt
send me away," was Maggie'e anis--
wed; and then Loot a was summoned
to ahem her to her room, and to
take the neceNsary orders fur their
projected n1,.a1.
When Margaret Hendereon had
changed her travelling deems, end re-
turned to Lady Ethel''s gide, edit, was
struck by 111e anlaaatlua with whlolh
Mho wax directing her nsald to lay
the tea -table.
"Tell Wells to sent up some dishes'
from the second course; and there
Is no guava jelly. Make haste, Lim-
ier? - 11070 is 710se 770ndnYllon r
"I hope you are not making n11
these prepnrations for nip, Lndy
Ethel," weld Meggie, hutgliing, "for
m3' appetite 1s n vertl' healthy one,
nnd will -lake kindly to anything In
the shelve 0f food."
"For both of ate,"'replied the other.
"I feel as though I coda eat. to-
night. it Ie woch a comfort to have
run here"
And therenpon who commenced to
"peek of her Meese, dwelling on each
detnll, as a women fnele it 'etch a
comfort to do when who has been
fretting by her.elf. and drawing axe
h.r friend for wympatlty at every
turn.
1
• "Dr. (-Ilalmere nays i shall not Iwsve
my bed for weeks, or perhaps menthe.
Can you Imagine anything more
dreadful?"
"Yee -many tltlaRN," NAI.! Maggie,
rb•erfully; "to be eonfine.l to It for
life, for Instance "
my dear, said Mrs. Bainbridge, with
n sigh. but she offered no further
opposition to tli o idea. And the next
morning liingglo Henderson. with
Aunt betty (who Inshited. at ell
events. upon "toeing. her darling ante
within rho doors of Curzon street),
e tnrterl for London, where they ar--
rlvod in safety the same evening.
Lady Ethel'', carreng" had been
wafting for them at the elation.
atxl when they entered the house,
1)11.. ('hulmrrs met them In the hall.
"Vila is rdtnl charity:" he salt,
Plinking hand's with both of them;
"that poor ymng creature upstairs
is terribly lonely ; It wit! put fresh
life In her to hear that 7ott are
come. May I ask which is Niles
Henderson 7"
"This Is my niece," replied Aunt
betty, ns she MINIONS M:tg:le for-
ward. "i only accompanied In order
to protect her, and return tomor-
row. She is much the x:uue gage ax
Lady Ethel, and I hop,: 10117 be of
use lb cheering her."
The doctor looked eritienlly at fila
fresh glowing color. clear complex.
1011. and bright eve's of the coun-
try girl, and deckled that hie im-
plication northward had been a
groat. suocese .
"Strong coastltut'csl," he mkt,
rnentnlly, -cheerful temperament,
and plenty of brains-thnt's the arti-
cle for ply money ! 1.1 this n sj ecimen
of your rearing, madam7" fir eon -
Omani, vocally, "for of e. e, it dews
you great ern lt. 1 wonder what pew..
of der Loddon bales would give just
now for n Ill tle Of that 1110)m 7 YOU
aro not often troubles, with head -
/when, Miss Henderson, or 1 am much
mIdtaken."
" Not eaten," she mall, smiling.
" No! nor hrnrtachos, nor vapors,
nor hyaterlee, nor nny of the threi-
ennl-andone n,ntplatnts into n'hlrb
our girls ,laneo and dram themxelves
down here. l'oor Indy Ethel Ix n
specimen of the had effects of over-
exertion just now. Ellie Ix very low,
eery weak. rind very .Iesteindent, and
your elieerful ronnparty will el o her
morn guRxl than any amount of
Idlysie or !Wider. loll know how to
laugh, Mho Henderson ?"
" When there Ie dsrcnak,n for It,
iko tar." "Oh 1 but that would be too burl-
" Ay, ay laugh with thorn who Nie -1 shonlrl
laugh nil We.p with those who "I don't think yon would. There
weep! 1 ran revel off yeer rhnrnc- are mnny who lien through It."
ter lite a book ; you're 01 'sympathy ! '•(kxxl pe.plc, perhaps , not .loners
Bet Just at present 1 want you to like myself. You don't know what i
go on Another tack : Leidy Fthel Is am, Wiggle."
01 tears, nal you must be all smiles. "1 min wen what you might he, and
I)o yon un eratend ?" what It ilee In your power to be -
"I will try air." come," rejoined iher eompenlon, with
"Arid you will seoored. Yoe are not a smile. "Re are net always the
best Judger of ottesalV 1, Lady
Ethel."
Still, though they talk familiarly
atml cheerfully togetber, the prin-
cipal topic which ongroseed both
alai@ seemed by mutual oonsent to
be zooids'. Neither had courage to
mention Cub,uel Bainbridge, and
even when Maggie spoke of ('ran
shaws, the sudden 'flush on Lady
Ethel's cheek, the quick dropping of
her ey.ds.lhe5, or nervous motion of
Ser hand, stowed that the sllurtoa
was a painful ono.
They were still engaged over their
meal, wlwu Lr. l'h.liners, peeping
into tl'... room, was s0 surprised
to hear the altered toner of Ids pa-
tlent'r robe, that he Jestingly
declared that he should discontinue
his visits, now that Dr. tlealersou
hall arrived,
"All that you have to do with this
n•belllueu subject," lie said In ullu-
rlon to Lady Ethel. "is to keep her
quirt. and maga her eat am much al
'roe can. And the sooner you can per -
motile her to go beck with you to
Scotland, Mom Henderson. the bet -
ter.,•
But at this suggestion the subject
of it colored ro palufully, that the
doctor saw that he had mode uu
error.
"Wo must neither of us alt up lute
to -night," onset Maggie, when ho
haul departed, "for you have excited
yourw•It more than usual, and I um
very' tired. Shall I read to you be-
fore f go. or will you do that for
yourself ?"
"'tend T" repeated Lady Ethel, in-
t,rrogatively.
- t'Ft,w-I1t1Ae,• Mitd'het friend. as she
looked around for one.
"Oh, my dear I don't give me any
of that, for goodnew' mike! l don't
believe I have looked ail.- It fur
yeara"
Maggie Henderson stepped short,
arta earnestly regarded her.
"Nut for ycure 1 -not when' you
pray ,"
"I never pray 1"
The assertlsn was so defiant that It
was stet in silence; but after
the pause of a few minutes, Lady
Ethel. glebe/mg up at her oowpaa-
• , New that it was bathed
In tears.
Fbave 1 wild
you . "
"Nut to hurt
a broken voice,
"Who then ?"
'You know, Lady Ethel ' Yuu know
as well ae 1 do. There is no need
to tell you."
She was right ; and to the Interval
that followed there came no refu-
tetbie of her words.
If you don't pray to Him," Maggie
went on. presently; "11 you never
take the tnnitta to ask Him for
what you want, or ttntnk Him for
what He give., I don't wonder that
everything (doer wrong with you.
How costa It be otherwlse
This appeal was made eo Amply,
L I e
d with each n r of tK rest
ss. ata
that It carried no offence with it ;
but neither did It gain an answer,
except each as was ounveyext by to-
tal dleness
"Oh ! Lady Ethel," .cried Maggie,
earnestly, as ehe threw both arms
round ber; "try to .peak to Him.
Try to realise that He Is here. c'ose
by you, ready to listen noel to sym-
pathize, and all the remainder will
come easy,"
"1)otet call mo 'Lady Ethel any
more," whimpered the other. as she
embraced her in return. "1 want to
bo 'Ethel' to you, Maggie ! I (eel mome-
Iluw as if a iLter hal boon scut
to me!" 4
And Maggie felt that to have met
with nu reputes was something
gained.
agything to hurt
me," said Wiggle, In
(.7IIAP'lElt XLV.
Ludy Ethel slept so much later on
the following morning than she had
been used to du, that Miss Lloyd
was compelled to return to ,Scut -
laud without eeeing her,
"'It la Not as well, perhaps, my
dear." she observed, after beariug
Maggke's account of the glowing
welcome which she had received;
" my presence could have added
001111ng to Lady Ethel's pleasure.
and might have beenthe mewls;of
reviving disagreeable recollectlouw,"
"Then you won't utny to town
another day ?" said Maggie, wist-
fully.
"No, darling, don't tempt me.
Aunt Lizzie was very goo;' to let
you coin. remember, nog I am sure
111110 cannot spare both of us at
once. Hes Lady Ethel made no
mentlou of her husband?"
"\ot tiro slightest, after haying
once spoken his name, In arklug If
he had told use of their dlsagree-
mont. Is It not strange? .and yet
olio seem. so to shrink from any
approach to the subject, that I am
sure her silence le owing to tlee
pale tt gives her."
' She will speak by and by, my dear,
but do not try to force her cone-
denoti. With a proud nature like Lally
Ethel's the least eocr nehmeut would
mime her to retire within herself
again. You must waft, and watch,
and' hope,"
"And write all the particulars to
my emit Letty."
"Oh. yea, keep us well Informed of
everything that gores on here ; and If
she m.'tnlfeets the tent Inclination to
cleft um again. remember how glad
your mutt l.lszle and myself wreild be
to receive tier. And don't overwork
yerreelf. my little Maggie; we can't
afford to have our right hand laid
Iq). O'1 n sofa."
Wlgglo laughed at the Idea.
"Fancy me upon it sofa!" stretch-
ing out her firm round nrm. "Nu.
aunt., If I fall Mok of anything, It will
ton of too little exercise. like Mrs. Ap-
pleton's ukl spaniel. I stall be afrnld
to walk out In this crowded place
alma. It woaW the ms so to be al-
ways trying to keep wt of other
peoples way."
"1(01 will have the oorrlage, my
mane."
"Oh !"--with n shrug of martyrdom
--"fancy llrlving about In state by
myeelf. rind all the swells woadering
who that rel -checked co entrUled-
looking creature stuck up In Lady
Ethel Bainbridge'• bar (niche can
be 1" I
" Maggie, i will not have you
spmtk of yourself In that farhlen."
exclaimed Mims Lloyd; "besides It Is
not the troth. You heard what Dr.
Meitner.' Raid last night -that the
London belles would give half their
fortunes to linen such la bloom as
retire."
"XII talk. auntie, pat ticulariy when
they can bay 1t ready 'mule. Anil
renll7 a natwral nolor doss look
coarse. Yon shoukt roe's m7 akin be-
side LAd7 Lthel's, now, aunt," with
meld sertouaness, "eh* M very
Invely; i don't wonder nt retrain
Thomas hnring had no eye. for
roomer one etre,"
"Nonienee. my denr," replied Miss
Lloyd. rather Impatiently, for she
had not yet recovered from the
pain of erring her darling rehash's!
for hnottler , "looks hail nothing to
do with It. Dewetty 11I proverbially
skin deep, and I am more It Nee
proved en In this Instance. i dare
soy y(mr poor (nettle has often re-
gretted his headstrong choice."
(To be Coutbned.)
Tots of men who never n0r0mplieth
anything take It swat In hrngging
n hwtl Ih0(r ancestor.,
The Clime
to fight consumption, with Scott's
Emulsion of cod-liver oil, is long
in advance. If it threatens, you can
resist ; and you may overcome it.
Don't be afraid ; be brave. But
tackle it : don't waste time,
5st.• ..w rs .ar•.••we .
*COTT • •0011.4 , - , • , wr rOaotrre-
'free to 1411 Word.
IN. 1', iun.1
Whe-U had known that you
would refuse ei let manuua come
auul vlNit ur, 1 shuuh4 urt.'r hut',
married you.
Bal band- Well, didn't 1 telt )'uu
that I loved yuu fur yuurw•If oboe"
Don't grin, wad b..r It, When r .Ur old
for, rbrueitttt.11l, g,'1. Into your inuaelr., `,111
the warming. Wlu, ougnrring "'1'141 11 a 1.."
Menthol Phulrr oft tin• won +put. rod
blo.,.nI relief cows. at 0,'" flew .,r' of
. ub.tl W ton
The Microbe Question.
1)1.111 real Slur)
A microbe lingers in a kiss, you
my?
Yea but he nibbler in n pleaeaut
way -
Rather time In the pipe and tele-
phone
Better to catch him kirsiug and be
gid.
Mtnurl'a Unlit cat. for Itheu at•
titin.
Must Cultivate Patience.
IOrlm.by Independent.)
Mr. Deacon, parlor for two years
of the Melhodlst Church at Stoney
('reek, Is guar.
bond-hy, Mr. Deacon ; you were a
mod maul, but not it wire our.
In theory you were right. 1n prac-
tice you were w'rime.
Your beet efforts here laughed at.
alit) what was it m!}}.r.lity .erlous
affair to you has only Nport for
others.
you wanted 10 do a I ft of good.
Mr Deanon, un, du It giddily, hilt
yuu forgot Hutt in 4.411-11ulgl'e Ore
taade slowly lu th Ir world.
Minard's Liniment the bout Hair
£est yrer.
"Team, Idle rears."
A man does t ,Ilk,. to be 1010.1
tou solemnly; heretic I think a
woman builds wit in her Heart an
altar to an unisex' got and leaves
her happlest hair to teal away and
wvrahlR
•
Mammal tenderness
s
Is saidto respond .. 1
pn to tans 1 lu
nut fled It so. Rather. •11\should say
that a man's devotion fides under
salt water, like s !lathiest shit.
provrng unserviceable In the very
element for wbioh It Is suppoed to
1.o adapted.-"ronfesMog of a,. If
Joos ('eatery.
(14144.4..+4.4.44.114+444•401.44+0
THE "FORIET" A1BIT.
res. guw,.'e t. **acral
!'ft pad ralued nearly every day for
a UL 1
Mg. George Forguron'e cellar wee
floated, the roof of hie house had
sprung a leak, it 114 everything In the
family pantry was lu a chronic slate
of tkiutpnlwr. -
At, List Mr. Ft -remote' hired rome
men to dig u 01111.rn.
"Make It a large one." he staid. "a
hundred barrels, at least, It Ir a pity
to let all this rain water gu lu
waste." 1
The clerteru was (owpleteml lu due
time, uovordlier to order.
But It kept on milling(.
'fie Stereo l'.rent,,
"Jululu)." rail hilt father, "yuu
!nave disobeyed your mother &gale.
tutee out with me, to the barn.'
JWunn3 complied.
There wet a .woodelitel on the
promisee, but the Meru parent pre -
turret the barn.
Hu bent lila disobedient boy across
Me knee nal pruoeetlud to puulsh hum
to the ordinary method,
"0!t, that !noir 1" renewed Johnny.
"I know It, wy mu, r.'plled his fa-
ther, "11 hurt. you twluack !) a great
deal worry (whack !4 than it hurts me
(wle'ck ! whack !i, uud I'm glad 11
tkx:e." (wludck ! whack ! whack!)
ad Lha Heater
'
''you rein
yle than you
to."-l'Idcagu
A 11008 TO noosedtix-1tnr bottle f
I:ugll.h Mpa.-h. Liniment completer,' removed
o curb Iron. my horse. 1 lake Matsu,. le
m-uwmrudlug tl.e remedy, no 1t aloe with
.uretrri,u• pruiipt he rIn the n'niurrl trout
of haul, .alt or r.11uu.w1 comps bloat
eon. lu, .1.111sweetly,llalt., curbs, sweetly, •1 See and
eprulnr ,
UF,uat:1: (OMB, F.rmrr,
Merit bete, Ont.
Gold hr .11 druggNb.
'1 he Poor Young Mari a
"Mr. AnIkneh," 'saki the trembling
young man In the thr,vedtrxr.• cult of
clothes,. 'I have come to irk you for
the hated of your daughter."
t
The rich beaker wherle.l around In
Machete and looked at the prestmeo-
tonus youth.
" fletiry," he snide
have her, and I will see that she talc
]lets you in letter rt
l.'ive here ntcustomet
Tribune. - '
The '1 kuughtfel Olrl,
IN. Y. Cvn.l
Madge -Bogy Ir golitg eom..where
with that young mac this e.enl'tg.
MarJor.e-Yrs, going to sit with him
in the hammock. Right after dinnar
stir went up stairs and put on •
dark et'irt waist.
Steps the Cough
and worts Off are cote.
1.ntativeBromu Marone Tablets ren arelit
In tow day. No cure, Nu pay. fries 25 cent..
rho Need or the Hour.
IN. Y. Sun.1
-Mrs. Crawfortl-1 suppose you find
a Hat rather close quarters after
hating alwnyr Ittel in a house'. .
Minerd4 Liniment le the beet. Mr.. Crabdlaw-Ye., indeed. 1
' don't know what we .hall ihe unless
I'm o•
able to find a combination e
Where Doet a . (:n '7
'Mamma, when you Immo!a snMYe
where dues 1t go to 7"
"1t goer into the ads,
dear"
"an1 when irlmetbing
away , 14/1.1)uu due't
where .1005 It go!"
l .:on't know, ehild. bnn't bother
mel.
''More It ge back t0 where it came
from, materna:'
"014, 1 suppose so. Run out and.,
play
'Then you've got to sneeze It some
time, haven't you''
•,f oppose so.'
"If you wog to sneeze all the sneers
ail
you hinside of yuu, woukt you
vineet0 any more, or would there be
new sneezes to --"
'Willie, 1 wish you would be quiet."'
"What keep., the sneeze from com-
ing out when It starts?"
'How do i know." •
'Why' le It, nnmma, that some pea-
p1e say 'ke•hoo' when they enneze,
and rome say 'k -.lupe?'
"Willie, If you don't ---.''"Johnny Dickstein mays if i give him
a penny he'll sneeze through his
tor'. ('an he do It, mamma!"
"No, of course not. dear."
"Row do youkno whe can't ?" •
"IIOr'anse---. Willie, if you don't
ertoT• bothering too i shall certainly
"Momma, whist 1■ a sneeze?'
Whack! Whack!
P in
long table nod folding bed,
A d.wg.roa• drink In impure writer. It
i Rtlppn/r. I.ring. MI llarrl.u•r, rrnwp• and plrn•In
do In 1b.11.1.1.1 Counteract. the elrrt• . f
Tod wilier with leer t
Peen' i
it lar Darla' Painkiller.wearer.
'fa
knees.. It, ir It In your grip wAru you trn.el.
New York Central and Hudson River
Railroad.
The above name Is a household
wont and tho superior excellence of
the road should be sufficient to at-
tract moat people, but now that the
rate le the same to New York and
points east as by other lines no
further recommendation should be•
N ought. Everybody will tell lou It
le the best.
What He Wanted to Say.
(Frankfort Kee.. Itevl.w.1
A few days ago Mr. 'realer was
nbeent from him drug stole for a
few mluulem and left 1.1., wife In
charge. A large Norwegian who
smoke Fnglleli with difficulty entered
alit! said :
"ill owe de firm ten 0ent0."
1 try well," replied Mrs. Taylor ;
" Just pny It to m;,.•, and It will he
lilt right "
Tho Not'wegien made no attempt
to produce the .-nln, hot gnzeel'steu,-
ilv nt Mrs. T8)k.r nisi reps'atenl:
" HI own de Gni ten rents"
" Yee, 1 heoxd too may t h,i t iwfor..
Now, If yon n,r.• ntrntd I will give )tot
a receipt tor IL"
MIitord'e Litilment cures La (irlppe,
Young Britons on the ('orneatlon,
1•kmle nmueing schoolboy views of
the coronation have been gathered
from eompelt loner. A ts.y of 10
writes:
"It Is the privlIetge of the lord
mare to wash and drums the king
the day he in erowntl. the Arrhbish
nrp of caterberry will ,o.k the
king to say an oath And whets{ he
has dame this he will wash the feet
of 1. poor pcepul And rhea up an
ointment king ",
Another boy says of the King:
"Although he 1e n rooter, he le
a clover man with tock. HP I.•
such re.pek for himself that he
wrote a new prem for the (brune-
tlou eollwl (toil Rate our gremlins
King. his maJPrety will sing this
blmaPlf wile he Ix being erowoel
with pmtperdnlss In westminrtpr
abbey:"
A third ;north mays:
"The prisons will be emptied on
Coronation An) ; the prisoners will
"Pr the erownIn* like riepektrllde
people end then go Mot hnplly to
prison egaln."
We are also tokl that
"The Duke of Norfolk, who le n
gold dirk. will net off pkwib.. nn4.
sr the prime duke of F:nglned, will
reP that evsrythl 1. nice and
It41nr."-Poll Mall Oasette.
Still Hope fur Hies.
IN. V. Hun,)
Phe -01, George, i mw a perfect
dream of n bonnet to -day.
IHe-Ttien please dont wake It up.
Messrs. C. C. Richards & ('n.
Dear litre, -While le the country
last rummer 1 was deadly bitten by
mosluitoese-w0 badly that 1 thought
1 would be diafigurrel fur a couple
of meets. 1 WAS edvieet to try ytnir
Jnt»olt to allay the Irrltatlm, end
did so. The effect was mire than 1
exp0cted-a few applications e,in-
pletely curing the irritation, pre-
venting etre blte•st from becoming more.
MINARD'a LINIMENT le 'deo • good
article to keep off th. neestsltoee.
Yo urw truly.
w, OKE.
Harbor Grace, 7.111„ Jett. d, 1SMN.
11111foaa of 1'Ineapples.
Dealers, do not say "pineapples,"
telt "Mope." The art of abbreviation
Is perfected In America, and no roue
coerced abbreviation In ever mimeo.
d.•rrtood In the tlasle The Morro
Castle brought from Havana .3,-
015) barrel's of plt:e's in her cargo,
the Scilicet 15.000, the Mexico . IR,.
0'4) and the Monterey le0(1). The
e,:ilentr of n hnrrel nen from 74 to
I20. an overage of fav 100. and the
lines weigli from :d 1-_ to 1 ' pounds.
Time we have within less than one
week receipt' of pineapple/I amount-
ing to 7.0011,(x)0. 1f they averng.' 7
punt's each the total weight Ie 40,-
0000(0 pound..The fre.ght U nbout
71) rent" a htrrl 1 .11a ch m^aOot n rev.
moor of 019.00!) for the etenmuhlp
owners for '1 week'& hoot of p'nrs-
New York Loreto.
TO CUILK A COL/) 1,1 ONK DAY
Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tahleta, All
.trnggl.ts refund the h.nne, If It (811+ to sure.
E. W. iiroce'a •Ignnlnre In un eac1, bo,. 15r.
The Woes of .lane.
A dear little IN.y whose winter home
Is In the Oranges In New .lersey, an,J
whore Hummer home In at Glen Sum-
mit. Penn., reit whose identity shall
riot be further dleelosed, attended a
dome school Inst winter and, on an
,ieenoton when ri,ttorn were an-
-meowed, took part tea a epetre. In
their honor. Thr exercises rom-
primed recitation.. by the brighter
telethon. and atnrig them title dear
Iltt}e
buy was ratted on. De recited
In perfectly geed faith the following,
which he had learned lw caught from
an Indulgent nurm• with semi -wet-
test! Instinet:
Jane ate• rake and Jane ate jelly,
Jame went to bed with a pain In her -
New don't get excited,
lern'b he Waled.
For what ,lane had wan a pain In her
heed.
When the yosing.ter told of this'
to tel. entirely RurprINed and *WTI *-
whet RI,rlrknl parent., they asked
him
"What did the tevtwher say?"
1(e replied . "She said nothing. 11111
hut turned nrnnnd and looked out
of tele wln.kew. Mit the m'hetare and
the .Ialtor. wanted me to say It
mania" Brooklyn Engle.
DR. A. W. CHASE'$ 25
CATARRH CURE ... C,
pphia ten,k� Alred M fay dtW..d
Ilealekwku4xr. r•)n.. 11..etr
p"ape. wet.. le the
,knee and permanent corse
Catarrh anti Hay),
(row. An dealers., or IR. A. W
YAWN Ca. T/R'r/ w
How to Got Rich.
Take a quantity of silica costing
one-fourth the price of ell ; mix It
with oil, and sell the compound to
the public at the price of pure oil :
offer " prizes" with the compound
to make It sell. It Is such a
compound the public get when they
buy common reaps. In Sunlight
Soap -octagon Dar -the public buy
a pure and well -made soap. S1tp-
light Soap reduces expense by
prolonging the life of the articles
washed with 1t, which is much more
profitable to the public, than com-
mon soaps with "prizes." 204
Hu; Inese.
(Brooklyn Life.)
The Vied ry'man-I have been rip -
pointed by our committee, idly, to 01 -
tend you a call. The enlary will
be double your present figure
The Clergyman -Ulu. I cruet give
you my awrwer now. I shall 1111 te
us pray for guldence.
"We multi hate the matter settled
nuts.!
"Well. can't plait give me, say, a
three -days' Option 7"
Lifebuoy Soap -disinfectant --is strongly
reoomntended by the medical profession as
a safeguard agaiuu Infectious dirwis& .•
THE BIRTH OF A BRIGADE.
Lord Kltcheuer Methods./ shown In
South Africa.
A writer, r.klenlly au Officer, who
wet Lord Kitchener, presumably fur
the -flr+l time, at Ile Aar,- tamale a
ISSUE NO. 27. 1902,
gee wluYOw'r Hootldng byre .huu;l
always be urea fur Cklldree Teed, It
soothes the 111114. eotteurthc uie • ,�, nm4
sotto sod is the bed rernodr for Uiwn hen.
WE WANT
!terrier. nod ...tin, crud• on ruylul..l„,i, ur
,• n1 hey F' 1111 poh11 ,f •Illpinent, :1.,, INT.
4. 1, I'-bs" 4111, 4 pplles. Poultry null ,II ulll.,
P p. nasus,. so,IIc11. ,1
11'1•:8'4'1•.1:7, i'li( rl' a I'HUUI'e F; 1
4,.r. f ori '04 W tHlaar air., Y., ,.i 1441x'
_ 11(1,.1 �,, .1�1
1"RU1T YARD FOIt I'AL4-ONIC Or MI
anent In tl.e N:t.,,prre Peniwlul. e
Lunn, 10 u.11w from Hamilton un two 1614
ways, 17) storms In ku 13 of whkh 4 In frit
atoeLly p00.p00.11041.•Wlll W mid In one par t
oi
divided oto lot•of 13 10 0) aorta u 414 ps,
tttr.7�K i. a eaathar Thl:arperlwr1•,deol,P.d U, lyrrhoz togln, Itis
(*1110
NO DIRTY
HANDS.
('Iran your ,.11, ,
warn. gold, h, um.,
Wk., with
BLEGTRIG
POLISHING FIBRE
No powder urollwl.
to Oe', lust 1.1 Irk rub.
blug .vIth 1).•0'! r-
edcloth. Polisher like
'orales Peke 25e at
etrUggiuta or by nullfro
MONARCH MIO. 0414, at, Cat harbor•, Oat.
Trial sample. Ire*, Trude .upplhd.
•
ry
r
ADA
graph:o weed -picture of tklp dealers'
to Blackwood :
•'‘Vi. feel hes presence but le IS O(tt
long before we wee him. • • • That
eoid blue eye, which le the bastllek
u1 the Hridlrh army. • ' • A round,
real nest crate: hat puffy face. Mquare
lend with eIaJf cap rot squarely 111)041
it. bets,v nuostaches covering a
somewhat muuue mouth, at the .no -
meet itwllued to emlls. }.yes Just Any-
how , heat), but not u1 ,'rpow elan*
eyebrow" In fact, a eery urdleary
Glue u1' a man hen part his prime
IGard1) a figure that you would have
ri•marksd u hear.befur
g ilt upon her hitat -1ul 11041a1e, 11 n war allthe u
dlrnppointtug discovery.
The General wan ' pacing up Wei
Juwu, a ith his hand. uq his Ido', quid
rltxewr pointing backwerdr. teasing
gua.d-neturetlly to a ou:ouel man who
was evidently lust off 'trek,' and with
hue overgrown gait and ponderous
step the great Kitchener slid not look
bull as impurity[ us his travel-slalue.1
cumpla u to u."
The eb.ef woe explaining annothhig
t., the colonel. They payee up and
dowu together for 41 few mluuto.,
then slopped_ and the cou.ersathon
was as follows:
Chief -All rIght ; 1 alit soun Med
yuu a stall, Lel me see ; yuu heave a
brigade major ? • .
ltrluncl-lm', but he es at Hanover
road 1 • t
Chief -That's all -iglu ; you will
collect him in good time. You wont
s chief for your staff. Here, you
iand he beekoneal to a culuuel in pal-
pably just -out -fruiu-England kit.
who wadi'tendltte( by'; what are you
doing here? You will be chief to
the 'staff to the new cavalry brie
g affe !
New Colonel -But, air-
('htef-Tlaat's all right (Reverting
le his e r I r lout attitude 1 Now.
you want transport and supply ("-
ces. Sec that depot over there "
tuudding hie head toward the De
.tar 'supply depot 1 Ito and sulked
them there -quote me as your au-
thority. There, )ou are fitted up;
you can round up part of your bri-
gade to -night and be off at daybr,ak
to -morrow. Walt ; you will want an
intelligence officer. 'Here hr swung
round and ran his eye over the mle-
cellaneous gathering of all racks
assembled on the platform. He sin-
glel out • bedraggled nif.cer from
nmong111 the group who had arrive,'
the preceding slight In the .an of
the Ill-natured Afriknnder guard.)
What are you • , Iw e
�'
doing t r
(bflret-Trying to rejoin, 511.
Thief-Wbere Lav• you come from?
Officer-lleelfontthn - cun•alcgcetit,
sir.
Chief -You'll do. You are intelli-
gence officer of the new cavalry hri.
Rude. Here's )nor brigadier; you will
take ,,r.:er, from him (Turning again
to 'ler eolnn•l, and holding out bis
hand): There you are; you &refit-
te(1 out. M n•I )ou, moor out of
Richmond 14. 4.1 to -morrow morn-
ing without fall. Oood-by !
And so a brigade came into being!
MTavr or Orn, l'rrr es Tet.rnu, ilia
I.t'LA. (COUNTY,
FRANK J.d' . mnkew oath that he la the
senior partner of the Sr,,. d F' J. t'r,YNr a
4'u., doing bndnw In the City e/ Toledo,
('unity nnd 51.1.0 ,reeNla,n nd 1bu t •nod anri
will n,r the mum ut ONK. 111'NURSU P01,.
I.A 1RH for each cold , ern r11044. o1 IAT
that rannot Iw rnr..l 1..- .4.• ur. of II A1.1.'0
l'ATAfRN
FRANK .1. l'IIF,NKS.
Aware to before ensn.l .nbreelbed In my
w
pronee,tatrr,th On! of December, s .11 ,10P/1.
{ 0414!.
A.1% IiLFUMON,
Notary Public.
Catarrh ('are la taken Internally and
setadlrertly on the blood and mucous pnrMre■
of the system. Pend bur tenemenlwla, tree.
P. J. ('HENEY a CO., Toledo, 0.
I41" Sold by drmgderta-7 4c.
A Good reellmorlal.
_ tea. Y. Ilerald.h
_
sin i.auterhaeh, who 1. Men-
tioned nit a eanllobtte for Lieuten-
ant Governor of New York sante,
lose two sous, who are extremely
proud of him, and who talk a' great
deal abstt turn. "You would think,"
181.1 a friend ,e• the fnmlly tee other
slay, "that those I.auterbaeh hope
were Nnylug n runtInuone prayer.
They begin every other sentence
wltll 'our father,'
Dr. Carson'sTonic
Stomach and Constipation Bitters
Made from the furmulA n1 nn rrnlneat
t'an*dtnn phyelrlan, who Ana fowl the
preaerlpt tun In Ides pray tire fer many
yearn with moot •ntlwta,-tory rw•,lta
A Purely Vegetable, Tonic and Blood
Purifier. Price so cents per Bottle-
l'.nnlly you yon ubtniti Ihr pnyara-
Ilon of your h,rel drnrelet, but 11 rim
-annul obtain it in )cur uelghf.or.
hood, w. will wend one or more bot-
tle. on receipt of price Iter• per hot -
tic) carriage prepaid
Pamphlet .rat FREE on applletatiene.
THE CARSON MBDIGINt: COMPANY
1050470
Our Illustrated
Oat Oa gee
Will aid you in uleelion of
bridal presents. brides-
maids lavers and wedding
rings. We have some neat
pearl crescents at three and
five dollars. Pearl pen-
dants from ten dollars
upwards. Wedding Rings,
1S carat gold, five, levee
and nine dollars.
AMBROSE KENT&SONS
•u., ie.
44.
IEC vONG( S'
JU'.,'"' Sal KIMONO S. w (S!
.wow,.
PUL -MO
J
IS HIEOM
4600101E
Cull for
L Oi..umr•
bun and ...I
throat and lung troubles. One dose wort
relict. One bottle often cures. A 1011
WWI I11OTTIA to every reader 01i11.'. p.. per.
PCL -Mo is for sale by all druggl.l• u
11.00Pn large bottle -15 cents tor .n .II
size, or it may be ordered dire.t 1- a
THE PUL -MO CO.. TORONTO, ONI.
t :AL
. _
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‘24WMtc;*111 11 I t l'i 5.
a.'
X11*
•
a. I
Lo
11
A Bushel of Flies
Killed with
Wilson's Fly Pads
en actual tact.
Nothing else will
do this.
Ile
e
•V 1010ll1eo : isi.l
N•w,.M11.• • . .1.-a auk., ."stall
MM.w.r. •try•.,..n..t .II V r,..
own.
New, w Nan Y+,n•,.utear .ur►., W
.an..ewe tbd.. 10.•••••111.•••
t.01-.....uhM ►west N,,,.n4 tl
V • Kay*, I'itolryrs .t.u•I.res IT,
111,I1 re Paella aweuret,s.rwm.es.e,a►
HAMILTON-
TORONTO -
MONTREAL
LINE...
Steamers leave Hamilton 1 p e,
Toronto 7.30 pen , Tuscany,., Tl
days and Peaunlaym for Bay , I
Qulnte, One Thousand) !,lands, Rnprdi.
1st. Lawrence to Montreal awl in-
termediate ports,
N-ety Low Kates of Mingle and
Return 'rickets.
R. L 0. TME ONLY LINE RUNNING RAPIDS
TORUNIO-NIONrRlA:, LINK.
Steamers leave Tnrmit° at 4 p.m.
daily, except Monday, for Charlotte,
Port of Rochester, Ores TIiouanhd
Islnnds, Rap;d., Mt. Iaw'ronee, Mon•
treat. Quebec, Murray Hey, Ta,loeeeaa,-
Sagltenay Inver and Intermediate
poste. " _
H. Forster Chaffee, 'Western i'as
se.ngrr Agent, Toronto; Thos. H.nly,
Traffic Mnnager, Montreal.
CONTINENTAL LIFE
INSURANCE COMPANY
110'.. JOHV Ilnrhl:Y 1'114:.11,6, 1
The repl.rt for 19x1 allowed remnrcnbIn
Increnee. over 11100, In the following item.
ePw comms_,, 1...reez A ... / 1400.7,'.!
Premium Income Inere hy '11..513
Total Income Increased by 42.571
Arrta larrerred by 43,919
lnruranee In fere, Increased by 1,8119,40e
Continental Life Toilet,' .re •n.xrelled In.
empllelty and liberality. Agent' wonted.
060. R. WOODS, ('IiAS. 11. F'I'I.LKR,
(lemma' Ynnng.r Mprrolnrr
Ne Profit In the lklllppines,
IBednn Poet.l
Our trnde with the PWlippinea for
fifty yearn will not *how a eomm.•r-
elnl t.roflt to offx,t wins we h••'•
already paid out for the Income'
.ubjitgaton of their Inhabit/tete
Always Pedal nn
e•o■r dealer sup-
plying you with
E.B.EDDY'S
WOODEN WARE
PAILS and TUBS
They are mamlfeeterdd from the DF:'iT ref MITF,NIALH by Ihn
W)ST RKiLI.ED workmen.
AREA
propl
The Aimee*
poste*
stoops
Landoll, J
•IeU 11 I',•m I' 11 t
the emoted
the 4'' 'm°'
twudenlutit
spreed like 1
mods of 0e
pJdenly etc
mak, met 1
sdeut dread
pert. 011 W
('IPI.•' t. ar l
tee King's it
esestautlal
/rum nhie11
Wit disbelle
to doubt 11,
porttoe, can
141411113 Isau
r• brant
spool''.) a
king s mala
and dra tv ul
cusrll'g thee
the hi1141,_ t
grated him 1
.r live to4
On. the •
feet of the
sse(iete. 1
coaster wit.
Nut
Hlr Mui
101St, ..ill* 1
,ubJ..'rt its
ilio Ewa p
the ordeal.
or file iv**
will be ebb
LtL✓n ul it
Tnen'f.re, '
44)1!.1 for
tan.
(.11044
kuBJI:
r 0'
1
puWle !Willa
Asm01
Nunl w'.(
C nenioar, u
I5'11a111, I...!
hrartl. to
,4fk1.11 rrrl
:1 me,•ra1''4'
111101•, ttL4
114'41'14:11 04 1
WeM mlheti
Loudon, IL
Ecom, at t
the Jowl
nn 11 , mal
"I have . t
rMmrrmenl
free an
elNYa t let,
tYKV ba t lea
pntioa to
the oorouq
tae 110o1e1
---Tee" 0
Wrung 1
noon the
of Norton
mike: "1
ceilte•I the
WWI -ilii
that, eel
the droll
!optioned.
eon will,
wise pee
rarerot h
11 the as
ready Art
. The kit
Lori May
Bakst y'R
1418101, b
Ince 3 et
the AKA.
w▪ hich it
elkl Amba
the nista
tate dins
It is nt
amhetrendt
return to
■ ) 5.0)11
rierired t
thttldJ,
nrmnrtg- T
gated sin
portant o
the •p(01
'd) he ,,e,
Go -any, I
reprecntr
the •h'rt
1141.1, Tnq
the DMA
sante of h
the will
t'arlotia p
oiler, Ids
✓ ad talkie
tepre,o nt
ereatel t
N6arJap,'es
reedlnem
ratpptlon
Peet .11ir
Majesty's
tloatt for
OR/DP
ov
emeeirt.
Ily pnrrtj
G),,, the
hitcingen
Large
ar.Nlnd t
the offlni
I'48,. It,
ton Step
wnk•h w
tllrnee.
The
bfrornet
and Iho
el inln 1
ant the
Pia nppnl
w111
ho th,
Rork i
all tl'lee
11,. r.np
rms. iti
Tits J.O
workturn
front res
in PIs,
shote it
were ec.1
the road'
If 'be e