HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1902-3-6, Page 3OSHAWA
MIRACLE
IS EXPLAINED,
flow ti, Remarkable Case of
Paralysis Was Cured.
TiIE MOST INTERESTING
MAN IN CANADA.
Joseph Brown Attracts Atten-
tion of Physicians, Scien-
tists, and Sick People.
IFrom the hall and Empire)
Oshawa, Ont., Feb. l,'1.—Joseph
Drown, whose ease were fully report-
ed In the 111(t1 and Empire some days
ago, reams to be the most talked -of
ami wrl►ten-about man In t'uuada.
lie La In receipt dally of many let-
tere from all over the Dominion.
Physicians lied se'entlst e, as well as
sack people, write him. and tunny
and often amusing
lineationseatlu
na are
ticked. To all Mr. thrown auewers:
"I have given my sworn statement,
cud It tells my story. lexdd's Kidney
1'dhl cured one, unci that after I had
twee partially paralysed and unable
t, move for over four "months, and
given up by many doctors."
Many people bare been puzzled as
to how a kidney medlclae 441 care
paralysis. This 1a eaelty under-
atood when It 1■ remembered that
the kidney poison, which is the direct
dertructive to all healthe theme and
nerve.
Seventy -fire per cool. of all oer-
vou. diseases. purely pea stud brain
troubles Is dtreetly cuusel by weak
kidneys, allowing vlotent poisons to
rex•npo through the 101.11'0+ to de-
range and eftetroy.
lludd's Kidney Pills, by correcting
the action of the kidneys. encourage
thews natural filters of the blood to
extract and expel the poisons. thus
'reveries the cause of many of these
danxsmu ailments, whp•h are not
generally epuken of as kidney dies
result of kedery weakness. is most rases. •
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PARIS STYLES TO DATE----
FASHIONS IN FASHION'S HOME
Pearls, Feb.8—The latest esti most
Important sartorial sensation In
the fashionable world hale Leen.
the troaseeeu of the little
Arcbdlchees E1lzebeth Marie of
Austell*. Ate 1,r a theretq�ldy
up-todate girl in her love
of pretty clothes and ttaukr tuber
more week retirlug to wail In De-
s vale, or rub out their heart -breaks
on the arise uf donee comfortable
*-ted nurse. Pareuteenatfadaye do
not dret.tu u'f dielobeying or peoteot-
Ing, though they may. 'tie true, keep
t!te key of the family coffers, end
ut:ke thlner hut, legally, for theob-
ettnnte young person. Elopements
and
indulgent greud(ttber,l and her . ('I.ndestls. Weddlass
grandmother's .map.tficeut legacies.. are pretty well d.aiodes, for the In -
•b• harbees• gr .1Jed 1.41 14+tt- I'4l t .hq.'ndentsotrlt,of the age prefers
00010 her heart's content. 1 t , to face the mile -ate take the
there Sa.Twyi darn's greae-.iettersometime is tkir a sign of ad -
of Meiotic Interest taken in her, v"nr*cemen t or e%`u�elf°�?wosdlr?
owing; to the terrible shadow i} eel, 1t has little to do with fashion.
anyhow, and as my hind lies in the
throw* over her early days. when world of dress, I will not wander
✓ he wan too young and innoceuti farther afield.
• • • •
lutppllx, to be t'onrctous alt lite 'Trim ' One of the'preitle.t ..teas which has
cremes! up !deb, and evidently M-
et e, 'este, 11 tit,.
Uftea dgl.Underseootl Tregr
of her father's end. Then cattle. ribbon cnatulue. i have seen a0
later. iaothee sweet eueeetieaaere ry fmscin*,atIag exempt.eveninwhish
the 111-onened Muse of Hapsburg. a alyon; , n 1407 lits;<w. r g
rewtce now., and tateter. on for (afro
to the "'Martyrdom of the l:nlpreen." ( and gnrcten partlee. for they will be
palate button. ; a reitarlte spray of
urV.1141e on tit t .11e of the bodice
made et amide k'or t 'younger" cos-
tutue, I •4W
A 1►rilelous Arrangement
of cream Baths ribbon, bleated with
gukl tee die of pear. ultcrnaUug,
will, cream filet 1,tue, the frau-(run,
un whluh the ribbon* rental at the
edge of the Wert, Icing• of gt+ld-
'spangled white tulle, each rlbhu1
pieties In a gold "dangle -dangle."
The high corselet. belt war of gold
tle•ue', end the tiny globe -:Ike sleeves
of the cream satin rlbboc puffed out
by the op tingled tulle A tiny gold -
topped 14 ,r,lbuut feather no !del over
the oolf are. Fo: o her thriller irate
any pretty chine, broom/lee or Pom-
padour notions. may be u 4e 1 ; or rib -
lam velvets t.lteruatlug with face
Irate a charming effect. Sometimes,
the underdrese to of pale -hued etik,
according with the touts in the rib -
teats, quit slowies; up the pattern of
the face with trliing °fleet. The tops
of the eklets are fitted closely wtth
tiny pleats In the lace, the hacks be-
lief woo illy gath red, ate a little full-
ttrse does not look amiss 1n such airy
materinls% Qhpt;te,11ttiling it tohalve
Cue ribbons" well std 004 741 the hot tom
by elielr repo•lug un innumerable
"frillier," other v r° they lose their
cachet, and fringes, or algulletter,
nulke a pretty finish to the loop..
For thlr, yet, marabout, or pearls
may be Deed, whichever goes beet
vet it the Albion. w•uru with a 'span-
gled tulle tugue.
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For smart rertuutnnt deniers the
fatrorlte tulle toque bagra bunch of
cherrtee ar Its note of demists. Not
the fruit we obeli ou our rummer
headgear—which was wont to look
ro temptingly edible—but jet, gold satiety. Dr. Williams' Pink l'lllr are
or pearl cherries, They mike It cheer- 1 the beet tonic and strength builder
fel sort of melted -glary tinkle, known to medical science. The record
flatten
and are a ple4elant change of Mils medicine speaks for Itself and
from Inevitable rures--du rot and
- odplwet.e. On a Jreetrl grey tulle- prover conclusively that taken when
'watlied toque of alluring rh leen tbe symptoms of consumption de-
wlth white paradise • featherm nod -
invigorate
they bulli up, strengthen and
ding over the brim. a spray of pearl lavlgorate the patient to a point
cheerier, with silvered foliage endwhere disease disappears. In proof
stalks, looked dainty and uncommon, of Lithe tate the cue. of Ildege tit.
worn with a (Birk of grey crepe de (Merge, of 8t. Jerome. Quo., who
chine, bedecked with obi Valenciennes, a)BYB
the yoke mid mitten sleeves being ! "About a year ago I be'ame
of the latter, which appeared abet) ' greatly run down. I loot color, nut -
three times, "hhcruetingly," on the fered constantly from headaches and
(ally pleated .klrt. In the way of pairs in the fides; my appetite left
tiny me, and I became very weak. Then
• 'I'oll.11e Accessoales, I was attacked by a cough, and was
Near fur width, I Hank, always told that I wow in consumption. The
"come In useful," I have remarked doctor ordered mato the Laurentian
several noveltks and Innovations. Hiountainm .t the hope that the
The coiffure 1. ..mite inundated with change of air would beueftt me. I
combs, so to speak. Combs, comber. remained there for some time, but
everywhere, catching up the hoops did not improve, and returned home
sed curie, dividing the hair wheel" , feeling that 1 had not much longer
no Ilartings week! otherwise be, and to Ilve. 1 then decided to use Dr.
puffing out the rtlt1 teetered "tout- , William*' fink Pills. After using mese
fent' rouse! the temples and stdee. ' eral bottles my appetite began Ao
Little pearl headed combs are much return, and this seemed to mark the
worn, and very 'mall ones divide change which brought about my re -
yen the fringe In a piquant feebit n.
These fringe cum)* allow pretttly Cotrry, for with the Improvevtl ap•
ender the aureole -brimmed lila, :end petite came gradual but surely in -
ender strength. 1 continue! the
use M the pills, and daily felt the
Stops the Cougb weakness that had threatened to'end
and Works Off the Cold. my life disappear, until finally I was
Laxative Bromo-Qlltulne TabikteOure . again en}oylug good health, and now,
-in one day,. No Cure, No Per
Price 2:1 cents.
HOPE FOR CQNSUMPTIVES
How the Ravages of the
Scourge May be Stayed
Mtaltallea l'ruve '111a1 )cure I)ealb@
Oeeur Nouns it oueuwpt:uu I heal All
Utber Cuut..gluus . Is0m.0. CUM..
bleed—How neat lu ('uniteat
the Ielsra11.
The ravages of consumption
throughout Cuuuda is runletleug ap-
palling. Iu the Yroviuee of (Marie,
where etttatirlles of death* from all
diseases are carefully kept, 1t Is
shown that 2,:266 of the deaths 00-
eurrlug during the year 1901 were
due to co111nteptluu, or about 40
o1111e 411e tx,uu'u+itctury 111(11 e per fsy.,...,• ... .... • I'.• ►•'.• • . ••.•' 0,44,04404wNiMDR ts44.1
its trlwmtcg iu (rout, ,all UsuUhuu IA,
bow of 001111et tht(foe eutuhtu 441. .-. _ _
the rWe, whir! was rlLle.l utr the
Cantle. of
Powdered Heir
following lu l,e wake of the l.oala
XV. .tete of evttterlg drew, it might we
Ire appropriate, aunt a d.►.Jt of watt* 1
ter gold) powder 1s uertatnly We-
uuuu'..' but to tale ll revere too suttee
of lheatrlcui. awl (auto Letter, met
tote way "rasing 1* hplwvltlg,' ;nal'
1t !14tH aye CUs.' 4441.1 my 1004.11 her-
itteu an pet
• • • • •
The newest h.►11,ketcp.ef tamer, taus
a;wiIl0e, aro luuj ,10,1 Usual.., (Vol 111
lvugor n:Ir1Uw 4114 Lw bugs, but mora
lu that style. 'rhey are eutbru:'Ipr-
(el 4411.1 •(I'44 heti .111.1 ret tutu
quaint L4rt"111nIte, wh,tu ►ou awe►,
Will. u little ' larking, .l*,ut,". pick .
up In lite l(ue du llut•, or other curio
kw•ultttee. boute of tIs 'mimeo" are
per cent. more than lite Dumber of 4n ertquu sitter or unaol.4. with
death. occurring from all other con- little *flake's, heath to :aat(m totem,
%agluue diseases combllled. There fig- Thu 44;1,10 Milo lierpeut .e having
ores are startling and show tete us- great popularity us .111 obj.'et of
gent necuwlty for taking every j •welry mince. Starch Ilerultardt hue
mailable means for t•uwtwttlng a peed Min the (owed meat of I11tr.hpec-
dieeare that ,;early eluents let many mug ilia lit "Tile .torp" ; 10 all her un-
vletitne. The time to cure coneump- dulutelg ru1ptejtebr he le ee;vt in 10.14
tem Is not after the Immgr ore hope- rnuell-talkaxlee(
trimly Involved and the doctors have Htr(1, etas itarale.
given e up hope. Taken all its curly he le ctrteretl with little red and blue
.togas. consumption Is curable. Coal- enamelled spots, has °,ler are rest
*munition lr u wasting tllrett14m of the Mexlean surx,urlex4ea; 4,0a. allay (hot
lunge tied alt the eurheet, ryuip-
temp of lung trouble rttpr should
be taken to arrest the wart°
and this stop the dl1enne. Con-
rumptlun pre,n upon wenkue.a.
Strength he the beet metra10 of
as those who know me can see. I
uthow no tyace of the Illness I passel
'through. 1 believe Dr. WI'tlams'
With the Marquise and Triooril8'Yink YLIe saver my+ life, 44°41 1 Hope
eiutleeau, they ore agate a°en, catch- my statement will 110101e similar suf-
ing up the pretty knot of carts which ferere to try them."
aro now arranged lust about the These pills are alas a certain cure
[Oldie of the head and recti en the for tbo after effects of la grippe anal
nape, or :t little higher up some. pneumonia, which frequently devel-
t1me14, n 1.i grecepte. ''tae neweet Mm 111toeotlsnmptlon. Through their
flower wreaths are three little blood -renewing, strengthening einnll-
Hee they also 'euro anaemia, heart
to rheumatism,
with a leaf or two connecting them, rton:wit trouble'%, kit nay eat
0tanning up like a tiara, or diadem, (temente and the functional weak •
ever the lorchead. '1'14e leaver ju*t Besse* that mate , the lives of NO
taper off tit the sides, and dl*ap- many women a source; of constant
pear under the low coiffure. 'flee ntisrrv. 'There are ninny Imitations
style was favorl,tl by n bride at' one o(thlr mettlrinn and the henith-eeek-
of our recent ultra town weddings. Pr should protect !Minkel( ler seeing
-three -fetle bouquets teeing of that the full name, "Dr. Williams'
Myrtle, from vvh:etl tile helrlootn T'ink ribs for Pate People," le an
vt'ett`-te erIe lens limeade lace, _fell every box. Sold by n11 dealers In
gracefully; from the back, over the ino111el4'IS De rent -palet-pelt! et -A0..
trait. Little diadem* of violets look tents a hex or sit boxes for 32.50
very pretty' In blond halt or white by addressing the Dr. William.'
murguerlecr with golden hearts; the Medicine 1,'o., Brockville, Oat, e
flowers should be mail and dainty,
10 grant the proper effect. It Is a
change from the Napoleonic foliage
wreath. 4111011 tins been a prime
favorite this season and in still to
b1, seed on the stately head of H1H*.
Langtry, ea Mlle. Mars lea ereeklee
arranged cull of hair is crowned with 4 .stilts for 'their Coatrswu.
green and gold, bay Icavefe having
diamonds route( their edges. Her per- I 1 leave seen one in ant underdresr
kunlflcatlon of the fnnoua netrers, o(' white broadcloth topped by a
who so cleverly Influenced and scored Cnptlrating tittle cat like an Au.
Ott the wily keret Confetti. is very/trim! Hur.arei, which seemed to hang
good The dresses nod stag.' furniture loosely from the shoulders, °1111 war
are beyond alt praise (or their ab e'augllt acmes by big warn branden•
*,luta perfection in every detail; of l*,urgs, and netted' buttons; the
•
the richest' possible materials, all big binek fur coilar/art4 toque made
have been' Imported from France, a tellIug note on he s4owywhltP-
having bbem fnithfuliy 'oiled from neer. end was bfr. ing to the wear
Model of Napoleon's day 1.1 the Lou- Pr. whose halt e■ of the "ehataln
vr0. They giro One a charming ter- rouge" order. , great many /tater,.
neon of real Empire ar1.1 lfireetolre Prefer grey 1 • wbite fur this year,
drew.m and furniture. and some of
the frocks would make !marinating TO CURIP A COLD IS 08/11 DAA'.
models.
• • • • • • ( Take La suite Bromo Quinine Tab -
It has been pltmosly cold of late" leer. Al dent/gists refund she mosey
on our elle of the Herring pond, and if It i s to care. E. W. Grove's rig-
if cablegram,' tell the truth you are nat0 . Woe each box. 260.
also at the freezing stage. Skating
goes on wittily anti deliriously; the at ' many add n touch of pink, In
shape of it hunch of La France
e*, to the pretty toque, muff and
pelerine whirls are "enndte," 0011
smarten up a little costume of black
zibeline or panne marvellously, it
touch of old lace being frequently
ad u , added discreetly to the -three "objects
• + d'art."
• •
At the very first note of •epring
The Iitt.n ones are apt to take Pnrlldans fly to summery hats, end
NMI no matter how a efully et already some alluring shaper have
Tol .Tie de 'roeiieiutdl. . .
'Now, people rejoice that the pea(7r-
0r generation tappea10 to have e
lock, for the young ,trrh,ln1hea h
mode n reel e,Pi-fnehionat' 'lov
match. In wedding her Prince Otto
and one cannot help ndtniring her
pluck or determination (n prefer-
ring to give up all her rights to the
Imperial throne .miter than her
leveret• in this, too, she has shown
herself n true girl of the Period;
long burled are the days when the
young people never drenmt of
"'standing up" to their parents or
guardians. qr holding their own
rignlnal. the •torn deeren forbidding
unsuitable alliances, there 14 nn
Piles
I'n r -r" en r 1 flea. Dr.
1 Iowa's Otn,mr o.v1 wsialn
sot dlt•nlats conn tee seek
end every teem s1 Itrh11aa
bloonil.1a el pmt"l'irftsed It.n "4".
Ihb tea
t.nnnlel• 1n Ik�I1r re *OA have aeu.k ,vo*rneig -
wAat t.hwr thick of 14 Yoe tan sr It end
ire. }nor money hark If tel rand. +tan a Mt, a1
Nt .Iwaeel••
or Enna wanw, Ra via R (111, Thant.
Dr. Ohas 's Ointment
Met the thing for the ,tmmer, crown -
el by nn nlry, fairy hat, and one
theperesola far which 1 strove, In.l
thee, to entente your patronage. e,
ant by n W0/11:1 11 of n more ' mer -
loos" Age—there err not man left 1
—wits compost -4i of beteg pan'rsttln
ribbon, nit alt three inches e. hat-
ing ►
feroupe of l'urple relied*
epos
it, tills elternat 11 with Chan -
1111y ham of the eta el1th formed
the Writ. At the ho 0111 of the trnln,
whbh ass lcsl*g ell round the feet,
the .(gears, hying In longish detached
100)+0, over tle:ok frothy pleating* of
mouset11nn-de-ank, the whole mount-
er •m hlnek tntf0tae►—the new, soft,
satiny make. The corsages of theme
rlhhnn rnwne nee nsaally In Louie
tonne style, no the rll,l*onl nrr11nge
lit*'mes'lve* prettily Into Coat-aldea,
or pointed bodices with an Inner
ehcmiestie n1, lire or toile ; the 'one
1 have flet tl.merit sl bad an inner
errsnsremont of heliotrope* talkie, ar-
ranged tiehu-4110. ander a deep black
pawls belt, fastened with ltltpartsat
her t4Ouble to jlu here llova;e,. but 1
want etre you w111 pay tk•arly for
i 1 ho
"d v1 0' 6sra1. w
copying the 1 u
1 tut LOW be'lltves ere the luck-brl'tg-
tl 11 11
S OF U)UI(I S.
WOMEN -AS WITNESSES. �y
tism•••se seraip '•'• verfeeetalloiftd4/1+ti.sstetsw.lMaKagsate tl�sRlsrwlle
If ..;1e Ir trltlil't with fly' truth,
ant the lase .'r t0oa. it. h.• .41atin
br.•W-Iht:{t n w0suw ale h.' Wtw1110
IDUI. 141111.' (envie x tm!tl'r14. how"-
ever, are aloe i,•toa;►tly 111j114H01uu:4
'hough to do •u. with what 1.sasltr
1'1 114''w' few tlla;anette rhes :
"Now." ..+h stmts.', wee tree
cru.+.-.'xameting a lade ttitfl''w, lu-
lu Winona Ip' wax/ 111'.chlttx 0IlIl much
p"rt:'r.dt y, awl fu.ly 4'. Atli' .1 11110
1 0344(1k•li.g hie eppom'ntis vire.
"will ytri pleaste stet, 4..,11 met where
you fleet nett, title tutu 7"
"1 think," meld w'linee, "1 hat !t
"Never neat with y'.0 think." In-
Ierruptel the lawyer. "lee want
Lata here. We don't ('Ir.• what you
ttelttk. and we haven't lint • to waste
111 listening to what yah! think."
'"rltr»,' retorted the laity, "thcreee
Cul 1,t.++• guts:toning w' ally further.'
promise suit. coon/lel fur the de-
f. 'ice pelt the queetiorm:
"Wm: Mr. Loveless le lienor at the
time hr promised to marry yon Y"
"ll'ea'I. env," replied the pnrener.
"lie War in the wltrillse-humre. and
the flaW wave covered tri' rape Buda?"
Thi. rehlnrk war (ullowe'f by roars
of laughter. but the flaw. woman for
the life of her coll•tn't *Pe where rite
had put 114: 1001 lit it nt all.
Au °l,l pr..etitloner rite that Il114
11 wife. p111 , not to cruse -examine et
w0minu 10 :ally extent. if rile 11'
.1'uf, 4414 w +r that 1)11 1411,1 Who line
h:•trlght a action fur duuwgts
aataiurt a neighbor, it were well not
t•1, press k.•' tot far. .At nay rate
thin oke hely causal 10w0 senratlun
1'1 being' evaluated. The Judge .ue-
g•wt•rl n , nul+t'utnlre, 4(111 in -erect -
"Why 104 ?" • 4 e'o isesel ) ark what rhe would
"Because. I'm not a lawyer, and t.tk • to see.le, the matter.
I can't talk without thlnklagll" ' ' Whitt wet yule take?" asked conn-
•1
On another onc•lrion tetanal 14x- The old hedv 11u're1,) 1110ok her heed
elute an old lady'e anger be Klee aft him, Informing the airy In conn-
ing her rather roughly n.y to the deuce that else. env very hard of
c f her right. Alter twit hearing.
clearness o h L to
t t.
Ing ptopeu11tleb of her little 144'4140*. • -- -
1'u.ple ern decutu ng hair• ver
with antique miniatures of their an-
c•ertors, or other people'14, which they
Wear on the 011'1 el a lung 'wmterol
1tbbon. A girl I kl)ww had tilet:e:er
lnrpiroth)t1 e.f tutting her greet -
era rein 01herr mituut tee front Ito
Ceded little red frame and bee i'►g a
tiny, mirror set into the back. Al
the end of a black watered rlblsul
she hate Ivo nxt:Aora both useful
end oreamt'ntai ! *alt a white gown,
:111 old pearl -rimmed mildaturehong-
Ing ext it ribbon of Romney -blue, lookm
very plc tore.que ural uncommon
Ikit, I shirk, that for this week, my
tale lr told, so-- to our next merry
nivel ng! I:haute-;;lair.
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,• SOME INAPPROPRIATE• •
Austrians still aklm along with their•
glittering jewel bedeekee 'skates, It 1.
a conspicuous freak which will net,
1 fancy, catch on. The ultra -°lite Pat-
Ineuses 11lvor
A TRYING SEASON.
Little Ones are Subject to Colds
the Result Is I'ategerotes Cw
Prompt Remedial Steps
taken.
it
motiler may try to prey
cold. may affect chtldr
ways, the main ay
-trre that the child.
akin hot, the appal
cited quite fever'
thing 1e doer at
le cak1, the
serious—mo He
child's life h
no remedy
• Own Tabl
These t
-roots a
matte
iygt
the
t..
• k
t It, While appeared In Mack chin and lace
in different stows. These straws are crowd -
tome usually lug by the million metres Into the
ewe cross, the millinery b0e1sea, for as you know
e fickle and the ttxe lost maestro make up all their
h. Celeste some- own feeeinetting stapes, just as they
once to relieve a ' want them, evolving new and lovely
remelt is often very ;dee• with fairy facility. We are
oma *hit 4410.417 n told thst many rpfing hats will
m *10.11 Inst. Thar. IS hove curtatne, made In the Immo
hat t•nn rgu:Il faby'r straw or In another material. eif
s In came* or this kind. course, for POMP 'lime, French* wo-
iela promptly break up men hive had a leaning towards
1 unary off the poisonous (hinge dropping from their hats,
that ham been retained in the ribbon and velvet elide, lace scarfs,
fly ehl4ng that they reduce etc., have mumetlmem reached the
ever ; the pulse hecmnee normal; tebxtlder, and look graceful on a
appetite i* restoreel, and the Prettily Set French 11►md.
I 1 is ugnin well and happy.
)(r*. O. 1•:. Eerie, Brockville, Ont., They must be arranged with taste
says: "1 thanes time Debts owl, tend dimeretlem, however, for It Is
Tablets for both my children, Agee n feeble/at which may easily enough
three and five years, when they are be caricature) or vulgarised. Tire
at all unwell. When my 11tte girl curtains 1 have seen are really
was a (ew months old, she haul a bad pretty ; they are lined beneath, like
attack of whooping cough, and I the brims, with drawn tulle or chit -
found the tablete very beneficial. i fon. The .mans are low and
Since that time i always keep them have flower branehpm round them,
in the house ready for nee. When resting over the curtain or a
the children are troubled with Lill- ' eswatbirtg of tall» with narrow gold
orsnels, any derangement of the ribbon -1,u ribbon velvet — twisted
stomach, are peevish or fretful, or round It at Intervals Jewellsi but-
whon they have a cold, ]always no. 1088. are placed wherever it is pee -
the tabled, and em always pleased ' Bible on bate, teed make a sparkling
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with the revults
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Thema tateeto are a certain cure
Ifor such troubles as colic, moor .to-
mnch, IndIgoe ion, dlarrhoaa, con-
stipation, .tmpin fever and colds. of lonely tones. And will retake moot
They prevent croup and allay the wiry becoming hate. I think It must
Irritation secompanying the cutting be of Italian growth, for it has a
of teeth. They are anld under no ah- soft, satiny look. and 1s composed
001nte guarantee to contain no op- of d.Ueate .'pikes and petals. It
kite or other harmful .Iraq. )ltty be hem the Ilghtne., of tulle, with more
hitt] from drupelets or will tem sent fI einrabllity. I maw a bat 0f scarlet
protpakl at 25 cent* a her, by se- I ohrysantherrttum *tree", which would
dressing the Dr. William*' Medicine be perfect for n brunette, It had
Qo., BrOakvUle, Oote 4 •poop!+ 1,a( black angers stags (e=-
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HYMN SELECTIONS.
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Anthems are a pitfall to the un-
wary. At a London suburban
church, not Tong ego, the pulpit wee
occupied by u stranger, who thought
the 11ret part of the rervtce was
dragging. 'Irl order to enliven the
proceedings," ho remarked, "we will
hies two anthems, one before and
one after the sermon." The object
war doubtless attained; for he elms'
for the first anthem. "Ye shall go
out with joy," and for tbe second,
"Now It 14 high time to wake out
of ett.'ep."
Sometime,' an unexpected accident
win -make the tarot .rareltll_precau-
tions useless. On one occasion 1111
unlucky preacher had'jurt read the
noticee and given out the number
of the next hymn, when he rail u
church officer approaching the pul-
pit. So he paused for u moment
with open Hook. As a result o1 the
deacon's message, the minister aa -
the
11011
114(14141' meeting. of which he pro-
eteeded to give particulars. ile then
gave Ont. the number of the hymn
once more, and began to rend the
first line, which, to Itis great dis-
may. rAn. "Lord, what a thoughtless
wretch was I."
An even more remarkable_ etee111ent
0111e upset the gravity of the Eng -
nett Wesleyan Metl*odlst conference.
The list of ministerial stations for
the ensuing year hail Met been rend,
but, being In some points unsatlrfae-
tory, wale referred to a committee
,for further confederation. While
awaiting the relent of its dpllbern-
thene, the president thought the
conference night as welLbe occupied
by u devotional meta Ice. Ile, there-
fore, gave out the fleet hymn that
caught lee eye In the book. A. soon
as the ministers attempted to sing
It, and realized US lm14.lble npp;trn-
tiotl. they were 10 eonvu1 e4 with
laughter a» to be unable to pro-
ceect. The flr.t♦few lines were:
Fath r 1 know that all my life
11, , ' rlioned out for met.
An.i the changes that are sure to
come
1 de not )nnr to *Cr.
In his briefs periodical, "Truth,"
Henry Lahouchere once 0ailet atten-
tion to the Inappropriate choices of-
ten made for tunerele and warringrs.
For lnstance, he regarded "Num the
Laborer's Task le O'er" am a meet
ill-ftllrlg rrgnleln for some sybarite
peer who h.) never 4040 it stroke or
*awful work in Pilo life. Agnin. hr
Whited out that there must be an
utter Reck of sense of humen ly the
cheer w'itc)) wl'u:d ceirhrete the *si-
tting of n titled youth, with a predh►
p0It40n to bnnkrupley, anal an el-
derly heiress by minglmf "t) perfret
love. all lumen thouebte trnn.ccncf-
Ing.' I have myself known nn equally
strunge mnrringe eeiection. In view
alt the feet that one of the parties to
the conirnct had had several pre-
%Uus engagements, It was rather un-
kind to select as one of the hymns
that wit 0l* contains the lines:
"What though my heart Is yearning
For the love of Iona ago."
It was even more amusing tee hear
tit 11 meeting Of the Poing* iromen'w
('hrtatlen Aeioctallon the well-known
hymn which, in spite of the Zine "Men
heist thee, love thee, prefer thee not,"
lead.. up `to the pro*nhr, "Hoon, shalt
thou hearthe bridegroom's valor." -
1f. W. Hem }ll, in "i'hristlnn World."
oeetre to tate tulle or peens chola
nnAer the upturned brims. The new-
est straw w111 tee the chryr4ntbemunl
straw, which tomes In a varlety
HGa n gr',' wi4 ej
woman gr, nvs
neo .leo knee► it.
before he knows It :
fore she lets any
1'
We. Langtry 11 "Mademoleclle Mars"
questioning, leo asked,
"Cao r0U 4 800 m0 ?"
"Yea' returned the witness.
"liuw well ou1 you see mo ?"
"well enough," enamored the holy
tartly, "to nee that you are neither
a negro, an lndlan, •nnr a gentle-
men
entlesman 1" .1 good woman who was being ex -
omitted In a north c.sultry pollen
(meet na n withers, watt speaking
ver,1 definitely :le to eort.11n date*
a .mo yeller befeere. t)outysel, who
Iran cr.4a-('xnmtuing, (}lel In Imre
tele ware to shake h'r evidence, but
without esteems. After swiveling her
to explain flow Mot wee able to @peak
al positively to the dates, he said :
"I'm:, Mrs. Thompeon, may I noir
If you keep a flinty ?"
The emitter, given with an indig-
nant look and n toe"( of the hence
wee:
"N.., Bir ; we keep n, whiskey 4110p,"
.harply
1f ettn 114 11 duely, oma ho cross-
examines her too much and too tru-
culently, she will brace heroelf, per -
feats, nue tell him m'•rrr in a minute,
than he wants to know In a life-
_ me,
Yelar* ago, et efts examination of
ca northern farmer,. on hie dater en-
tering the tree to be 0hamtned, the
following eon ve'104*lion molted :
"Hr,w obi ore you 2" naked C01inre•I.
"u, weed, sir, I am flit unmarried
woman, rut* i dinna think It right
to ntuwer that glleetlon."
"0, yes, aR1WPr the gmntiemaii
how old yon ase," r.11ej the judge,
"Wool, wee` I nm fifty."
"Aro you net more?"
"War.!, I ant sixty"
The Ingul.ltivi' writer still further
nears! 1f este Wel hopes of getting
mnrrini. to which )(Lr. Jane replied :
"Wee';, sir, f winner surely lie; I
henna hest hope yeh." and I*hO morn -
telly fettled, but. I wouldn't Marry
pat. f0t' 1 nm tired o' your palaver
nlrevuly 1"
During the bearing of s breech of
"Iris Lordship wants to know what
you will tnk,'?" raid -001114101 again,
this time bawling as loudly me h•
mull In (ho old lady'. ear.
"I thank Hie Lordship kludiy," the
ancient dame answered stoutly,
"oral, If it's no 111 convenience to hint,
I'll take u little warn) ale!"
Another lmtnnee of a anneal'
uncoprclour humor cropped up the
other day. The plaintiff In astral*
debt oust wit irked to account bur
oho details In the sum of, twelve
Melling* which elle sought to recover
from her lodger.
"How much of lee Is rent 7"
"1'm a poor, lone widow," 1Laugh-
terJ
' 11,ew muesli for rent 7" ►
"I've been a mother to him, I
have." (Renewed laughter.)
"Atelrwer the quwetlon," said bks
judge. "How mueh for rent?"
"Three shillings and alxpeace,"
"What .lee 7"
"A heaths of beer, threepence."
"!lave pet got a license?"
"No, sir, nur it husband either."
Such evidence was Irresistible, and
plaintiff received decree for only
eight shillings.
A wounan in s witness box of a
otetrt of eurtice la often a eoute4'
of perplexity to a good lawyer. and
n Mtrcwtl ooun•ei handles "proof In
pettoorte" very gingerly. When a
pretty arena's name 1n °ailed In
t•.iurt Mm rustles to the stere.
looks Modest and out or place. takes
the oath with SP "Oh, I've got to"
expression. ion. atd then watts expec-
tantly for the trouble to begin.
A lawyer, not over handsome hint -
self, was examining et young lady
witness In court am! 'determining
to perplex her, Ile mid:
"iJpon my word, mess, you are
very pretty,*
"I wouh1 return tete compliment,
Mr," oink] the witness, promptly, "If
I were not bound to e(perak the
truth!"
Apply This Test to the
Nerves
If You Nave These Symptoms Your Nerves Aro Weak and Exhausted You Can Cet
Well by Using Or, Chase's Nerve Food.
Nervone tlIeeas00 are little end ao1,' They heves long been en4*rou.led in more or less mystery be
the medleal profess/don. Many who nee 1 rolling vktlms of nervous prostration, paralysis, or Mcometoe
ataxia think that they are merely not ver well, and will 11)on be around again -fav hoodlum. let the u)K)ro,try
of nereons ,loo e.ees and nervous collapse, 1 •
Study these symptoms. They are fest' y r guidance. You may nut have them nit, but if you have any
of them your berretta system la not rip tq the`taark, and a little extra expentliturc of nerve force may bring
the cjreedtul Aowntall.
Intolerance of motion, 'mere and ifgttt; teetehing of the mnerleoof the fare nal evrlete: (nt11reing
sleep, snekten Meeting's and jerkingm of the llmbe ; enmities; Anil Mahe* of light. before the eyes; Irritability
end reatlneneers In cv.;ry part of the boiy ; he4Anctl•', tndigewtlon, feelings of wearinean and depreolon, and
Ions of Interest in the affairs of life,
So long ea the 4lally exp.n.lttarn ed nerve f.tre0 Is greeter then the dully intwnne, phyMMal hnnkruptcy is
certain to result moaner or inter. Nerve toren must he Inar.ite.4, and tide ran fleet be nceeptplirhod by the
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go directly to form nerveme energy. Nerve -rue ellaen000 dim not right themselves, They some on gradually ns
nerve (erre beano. .;haunted. nut can only 1M cared when the nerve film, to reetnfr
No treatment for hereon + Merma•vs hne aver re-ceive.T much universal enieraement by both physbtans and
people as hes 1)r. I hareem Nerve Food. (
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