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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1902-3-6, Page 3OSHAWA MIRACLE IS EXPLAINED, flow ti, Remarkable Case of Paralysis Was Cured. TiIE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN CANADA. Joseph Brown Attracts Atten- tion of Physicians, Scien- tists, and Sick People. IFrom the hall and Empire) Oshawa, Ont., Feb. l,'1.—Joseph Drown, whose ease were fully report- ed In the 111(t1 and Empire some days ago, reams to be the most talked -of ami wrl►ten-about man In t'uuada. lie La In receipt dally of many let- tere from all over the Dominion. Physicians lied se'entlst e, as well as sack people, write him. and tunny and often amusing lineationseatlu na are ticked. To all Mr. thrown auewers: "I have given my sworn statement, cud It tells my story. lexdd's Kidney 1'dhl cured one, unci that after I had twee partially paralysed and unable t, move for over four "months, and given up by many doctors." Many people bare been puzzled as to how a kidney medlclae 441 care paralysis. This 1a eaelty under- atood when It 1■ remembered that the kidney poison, which is the direct dertructive to all healthe theme and nerve. Seventy -fire per cool. of all oer- vou. diseases. purely pea stud brain troubles Is dtreetly cuusel by weak kidneys, allowing vlotent poisons to rex•npo through the 101.11'0+ to de- range and eftetroy. lludd's Kidney Pills, by correcting the action of the kidneys. encourage thews natural filters of the blood to extract and expel the poisons. thus 'reveries the cause of many of these danxsmu ailments, whp•h are not generally epuken of as kidney dies result of kedery weakness. is most rases. • Ir90V1rf0rr►•440,0r►1/MV0*f►i.010;49►►9►►1110010*10 PARIS STYLES TO DATE---- FASHIONS IN FASHION'S HOME Pearls, Feb.8—The latest esti most Important sartorial sensation In the fashionable world hale Leen. the troaseeeu of the little Arcbdlchees E1lzebeth Marie of Austell*. Ate 1,r a theretq�ldy up-todate girl in her love of pretty clothes and ttaukr tuber more week retirlug to wail In De- s vale, or rub out their heart -breaks on the arise uf donee comfortable *-ted nurse. Pareuteenatfadaye do not dret.tu u'f dielobeying or peoteot- Ing, though they may. 'tie true, keep t!te key of the family coffers, end ut:ke thlner hut, legally, for theob- ettnnte young person. Elopements and indulgent greud(ttber,l and her . ('I.ndestls. Weddlass grandmother's .map.tficeut legacies.. are pretty well d.aiodes, for the In - •b• harbees• gr .1Jed 1.41 14+tt- I'4l t .hq.'ndentsotrlt,of the age prefers 00010 her heart's content. 1 t , to face the mile -ate take the there Sa.Twyi darn's greae-.iettersometime is tkir a sign of ad - of Meiotic Interest taken in her, v"nr*cemen t or e%`u�elf°�?wosdlr? owing; to the terrible shadow i} eel, 1t has little to do with fashion. anyhow, and as my hind lies in the throw* over her early days. when world of dress, I will not wander ✓ he wan too young and innoceuti farther afield. • • • • lutppllx, to be t'onrctous alt lite 'Trim ' One of the'preitle.t ..teas which has cremes! up !deb, and evidently M- et e, 'este, 11 tit,. Uftea dgl.Underseootl Tregr of her father's end. Then cattle. ribbon cnatulue. i have seen a0 later. iaothee sweet eueeetieaaere ry fmscin*,atIag exempt.eveninwhish the 111-onened Muse of Hapsburg. a alyon; , n 1407 lits;<w. r g rewtce now., and tateter. on for (afro to the "'Martyrdom of the l:nlpreen." ( and gnrcten partlee. for they will be palate button. ; a reitarlte spray of urV.1141e on tit t .11e of the bodice made et amide k'or t 'younger" cos- tutue, I •4W A 1►rilelous Arrangement of cream Baths ribbon, bleated with gukl tee die of pear. ultcrnaUug, will, cream filet 1,tue, the frau-(run, un whluh the ribbon* rental at the edge of the Wert, Icing• of gt+ld- 'spangled white tulle, each rlbhu1 pieties In a gold "dangle -dangle." The high corselet. belt war of gold tle•ue', end the tiny globe -:Ike sleeves of the cream satin rlbboc puffed out by the op tingled tulle A tiny gold - topped 14 ,r,lbuut feather no !del over the oolf are. Fo: o her thriller irate any pretty chine, broom/lee or Pom- padour notions. may be u 4e 1 ; or rib - lam velvets t.lteruatlug with face Irate a charming effect. Sometimes, the underdrese to of pale -hued etik, according with the touts in the rib - teats, quit slowies; up the pattern of the face with trliing °fleet. The tops of the eklets are fitted closely wtth tiny pleats In the lace, the hacks be- lief woo illy gath red, ate a little full- ttrse does not look amiss 1n such airy materinls% Qhpt;te,11ttiling it tohalve Cue ribbons" well std 004 741 the hot tom by elielr repo•lug un innumerable "frillier," other v r° they lose their cachet, and fringes, or algulletter, nulke a pretty finish to the loop.. For thlr, yet, marabout, or pearls may be Deed, whichever goes beet vet it the Albion. w•uru with a 'span- gled tulle tugue. • • For smart rertuutnnt deniers the fatrorlte tulle toque bagra bunch of cherrtee ar Its note of demists. Not the fruit we obeli ou our rummer headgear—which was wont to look ro temptingly edible—but jet, gold satiety. Dr. Williams' Pink l'lllr are or pearl cherries, They mike It cheer- 1 the beet tonic and strength builder fel sort of melted -glary tinkle, known to medical science. The record flatten and are a ple4elant change of Mils medicine speaks for Itself and from Inevitable rures--du rot and - odplwet.e. On a Jreetrl grey tulle- prover conclusively that taken when 'watlied toque of alluring rh leen tbe symptoms of consumption de- wlth white paradise • featherm nod - invigorate they bulli up, strengthen and ding over the brim. a spray of pearl lavlgorate the patient to a point cheerier, with silvered foliage endwhere disease disappears. In proof stalks, looked dainty and uncommon, of Lithe tate the cue. of Ildege tit. worn with a (Birk of grey crepe de (Merge, of 8t. Jerome. Quo., who chine, bedecked with obi Valenciennes, a)BYB the yoke mid mitten sleeves being ! "About a year ago I be'ame of the latter, which appeared abet) ' greatly run down. I loot color, nut - three times, "hhcruetingly," on the fered constantly from headaches and (ally pleated .klrt. In the way of pairs in the fides; my appetite left tiny me, and I became very weak. Then • 'I'oll.11e Accessoales, I was attacked by a cough, and was Near fur width, I Hank, always told that I wow in consumption. The "come In useful," I have remarked doctor ordered mato the Laurentian several noveltks and Innovations. Hiountainm .t the hope that the The coiffure 1. ..mite inundated with change of air would beueftt me. I combs, so to speak. Combs, comber. remained there for some time, but everywhere, catching up the hoops did not improve, and returned home sed curie, dividing the hair wheel" , feeling that 1 had not much longer no Ilartings week! otherwise be, and to Ilve. 1 then decided to use Dr. puffing out the rtlt1 teetered "tout- , William*' fink Pills. After using mese fent' rouse! the temples and stdee. ' eral bottles my appetite began Ao Little pearl headed combs are much return, and this seemed to mark the worn, and very 'mall ones divide change which brought about my re - yen the fringe In a piquant feebit n. These fringe cum)* allow pretttly Cotrry, for with the Improvevtl ap• ender the aureole -brimmed lila, :end petite came gradual but surely in - ender strength. 1 continue! the use M the pills, and daily felt the Stops the Cougb weakness that had threatened to'end and Works Off the Cold. my life disappear, until finally I was Laxative Bromo-Qlltulne TabikteOure . again en}oylug good health, and now, -in one day,. No Cure, No Per Price 2:1 cents. HOPE FOR CQNSUMPTIVES How the Ravages of the Scourge May be Stayed Mtaltallea l'ruve '111a1 )cure I)ealb@ Oeeur Nouns it oueuwpt:uu I heal All Utber Cuut..gluus . Is0m.0. CUM.. bleed—How neat lu ('uniteat the Ielsra11. The ravages of consumption throughout Cuuuda is runletleug ap- palling. Iu the Yroviuee of (Marie, where etttatirlles of death* from all diseases are carefully kept, 1t Is shown that 2,:266 of the deaths 00- eurrlug during the year 1901 were due to co111nteptluu, or about 40 o1111e 411e tx,uu'u+itctury 111(11 e per fsy.,...,• ... .... • I'.• ►•'.• • . ••.•' 0,44,04404wNiMDR ts44.1 its trlwmtcg iu (rout, ,all UsuUhuu IA, bow of 001111et tht(foe eutuhtu 441. .-. _ _ the rWe, whir! was rlLle.l utr the Cantle. of Powdered Heir following lu l,e wake of the l.oala XV. .tete of evttterlg drew, it might we Ire appropriate, aunt a d.►.Jt of watt* 1 ter gold) powder 1s uertatnly We- uuuu'..' but to tale ll revere too suttee of lheatrlcui. awl (auto Letter, met tote way "rasing 1* hplwvltlg,' ;nal' 1t !14tH aye CUs.' 4441.1 my 1004.11 her- itteu an pet • • • • • The newest h.►11,ketcp.ef tamer, taus a;wiIl0e, aro luuj ,10,1 Usual.., (Vol 111 lvugor n:Ir1Uw 4114 Lw bugs, but mora lu that style. 'rhey are eutbru:'Ipr- (el 4411.1 •(I'44 heti .111.1 ret tutu quaint L4rt"111nIte, wh,tu ►ou awe►, Will. u little ' larking, .l*,ut,". pick . up In lite l(ue du llut•, or other curio kw•ultttee. boute of tIs 'mimeo" are per cent. more than lite Dumber of 4n ertquu sitter or unaol.4. with death. occurring from all other con- little *flake's, heath to :aat(m totem, %agluue diseases combllled. There fig- Thu 44;1,10 Milo lierpeut .e having ores are startling and show tete us- great popularity us .111 obj.'et of gent necuwlty for taking every j •welry mince. Starch Ilerultardt hue mailable means for t•uwtwttlng a peed Min the (owed meat of I11tr.hpec- dieeare that ,;early eluents let many mug ilia lit "Tile .torp" ; 10 all her un- vletitne. The time to cure coneump- dulutelg ru1ptejtebr he le ee;vt in 10.14 tem Is not after the Immgr ore hope- rnuell-talkaxlee( trimly Involved and the doctors have Htr(1, etas itarale. given e up hope. Taken all its curly he le ctrteretl with little red and blue .togas. consumption Is curable. Coal- enamelled spots, has °,ler are rest *munition lr u wasting tllrett14m of the Mexlean surx,urlex4ea; 4,0a. allay (hot lunge tied alt the eurheet, ryuip- temp of lung trouble rttpr should be taken to arrest the wart° and this stop the dl1enne. Con- rumptlun pre,n upon wenkue.a. Strength he the beet metra10 of as those who know me can see. I uthow no tyace of the Illness I passel 'through. 1 believe Dr. WI'tlams' With the Marquise and Triooril8'Yink YLIe saver my+ life, 44°41 1 Hope eiutleeau, they ore agate a°en, catch- my statement will 110101e similar suf- ing up the pretty knot of carts which ferere to try them." aro now arranged lust about the These pills are alas a certain cure [Oldie of the head and recti en the for tbo after effects of la grippe anal nape, or :t little higher up some. pneumonia, which frequently devel- t1me14, n 1.i grecepte. ''tae neweet Mm 111toeotlsnmptlon. Through their flower wreaths are three little blood -renewing, strengthening einnll- Hee they also 'euro anaemia, heart to rheumatism, with a leaf or two connecting them, rton:wit trouble'%, kit nay eat 0tanning up like a tiara, or diadem, (temente and the functional weak • ever the lorchead. '1'14e leaver ju*t Besse* that mate , the lives of NO taper off tit the sides, and dl*ap- many women a source; of constant pear under the low coiffure. 'flee ntisrrv. 'There are ninny Imitations style was favorl,tl by n bride at' one o(thlr mettlrinn and the henith-eeek- of our recent ultra town weddings. Pr should protect !Minkel( ler seeing -three -fetle bouquets teeing of that the full name, "Dr. Williams' Myrtle, from vvh:etl tile helrlootn T'ink ribs for Pate People," le an vt'ett`-te erIe lens limeade lace, _fell every box. Sold by n11 dealers In gracefully; from the back, over the ino111el4'IS De rent -palet-pelt! et -A0.. trait. Little diadem* of violets look tents a hex or sit boxes for 32.50 very pretty' In blond halt or white by addressing the Dr. William.' murguerlecr with golden hearts; the Medicine 1,'o., Brockville, Oat, e flowers should be mail and dainty, 10 grant the proper effect. It Is a change from the Napoleonic foliage wreath. 4111011 tins been a prime favorite this season and in still to b1, seed on the stately head of H1H*. Langtry, ea Mlle. Mars lea ereeklee arranged cull of hair is crowned with 4 .stilts for 'their Coatrswu. green and gold, bay Icavefe having diamonds route( their edges. Her per- I 1 leave seen one in ant underdresr kunlflcatlon of the fnnoua netrers, o(' white broadcloth topped by a who so cleverly Influenced and scored Cnptlrating tittle cat like an Au. Ott the wily keret Confetti. is very/trim! Hur.arei, which seemed to hang good The dresses nod stag.' furniture loosely from the shoulders, °1111 war are beyond alt praise (or their ab e'augllt acmes by big warn branden• *,luta perfection in every detail; of l*,urgs, and netted' buttons; the • the richest' possible materials, all big binek fur coilar/art4 toque made have been' Imported from France, a tellIug note on he s4owywhltP- having bbem fnithfuliy 'oiled from neer. end was bfr. ing to the wear Model of Napoleon's day 1.1 the Lou- Pr. whose halt e■ of the "ehataln vr0. They giro One a charming ter- rouge" order. , great many /tater,. neon of real Empire ar1.1 lfireetolre Prefer grey 1 • wbite fur this year, drew.m and furniture. and some of the frocks would make !marinating TO CURIP A COLD IS 08/11 DAA'. models. • • • • • • ( Take La suite Bromo Quinine Tab - It has been pltmosly cold of late" leer. Al dent/gists refund she mosey on our elle of the Herring pond, and if It i s to care. E. W. Grove's rig- if cablegram,' tell the truth you are nat0 . Woe each box. 260. also at the freezing stage. Skating goes on wittily anti deliriously; the at ' many add n touch of pink, In shape of it hunch of La France e*, to the pretty toque, muff and pelerine whirls are "enndte," 0011 smarten up a little costume of black zibeline or panne marvellously, it touch of old lace being frequently ad u , added discreetly to the -three "objects • + d'art." • • At the very first note of •epring The Iitt.n ones are apt to take Pnrlldans fly to summery hats, end NMI no matter how a efully et already some alluring shaper have Tol .Tie de 'roeiieiutdl. . . 'Now, people rejoice that the pea(7r- 0r generation tappea10 to have e lock, for the young ,trrh,ln1hea h mode n reel e,Pi-fnehionat' 'lov match. In wedding her Prince Otto and one cannot help ndtniring her pluck or determination (n prefer- ring to give up all her rights to the Imperial throne .miter than her leveret• in this, too, she has shown herself n true girl of the Period; long burled are the days when the young people never drenmt of "'standing up" to their parents or guardians. qr holding their own rignlnal. the •torn deeren forbidding unsuitable alliances, there 14 nn Piles I'n r -r" en r 1 flea. Dr. 1 Iowa's Otn,mr o.v1 wsialn sot dlt•nlats conn tee seek end every teem s1 Itrh11aa bloonil.1a el pmt"l'irftsed It.n "4". Ihb tea t.nnnlel• 1n Ik�I1r re *OA have aeu.k ,vo*rneig - wAat t.hwr thick of 14 Yoe tan sr It end ire. }nor money hark If tel rand. +tan a Mt, a1 Nt .Iwaeel•• or Enna wanw, Ra via R (111, Thant. Dr. Ohas 's Ointment Met the thing for the ,tmmer, crown - el by nn nlry, fairy hat, and one theperesola far which 1 strove, In.l thee, to entente your patronage. e, ant by n W0/11:1 11 of n more ' mer - loos" Age—there err not man left 1 —wits compost -4i of beteg pan'rsttln ribbon, nit alt three inches e. hat- ing ► feroupe of l'urple relied* epos it, tills elternat 11 with Chan - 1111y ham of the eta el1th formed the Writ. At the ho 0111 of the trnln, whbh ass lcsl*g ell round the feet, the .(gears, hying In longish detached 100)+0, over tle:ok frothy pleating* of mouset11nn-de-ank, the whole mount- er •m hlnek tntf0tae►—the new, soft, satiny make. The corsages of theme rlhhnn rnwne nee nsaally In Louie tonne style, no the rll,l*onl nrr11nge lit*'mes'lve* prettily Into Coat-aldea, or pointed bodices with an Inner ehcmiestie n1, lire or toile ; the 'one 1 have flet tl.merit sl bad an inner errsnsremont of heliotrope* talkie, ar- ranged tiehu-4110. ander a deep black pawls belt, fastened with ltltpartsat her t4Ouble to jlu here llova;e,. but 1 want etre you w111 pay tk•arly for i 1 ho "d v1 0' 6sra1. w copying the 1 u 1 tut LOW be'lltves ere the luck-brl'tg- tl 11 11 S OF U)UI(I S. WOMEN -AS WITNESSES. �y tism•••se seraip '•'• verfeeetalloiftd4/1+ti.sstetsw.lMaKagsate tl�sRlsrwlle If ..;1e Ir trltlil't with fly' truth, ant the lase .'r t0oa. it. h.• .41atin br.•W-Iht:{t n w0suw ale h.' Wtw1110 IDUI. 141111.' (envie x tm!tl'r14. how"- ever, are aloe i,•toa;►tly 111j114H01uu:4 'hough to do •u. with what 1.sasltr 1'1 114''w' few tlla;anette rhes : "Now." ..+h stmts.', wee tree cru.+.-.'xameting a lade ttitfl''w, lu- lu Winona Ip' wax/ 111'.chlttx 0IlIl much p"rt:'r.dt y, awl fu.ly 4'. Atli' .1 11110 1 0344(1k•li.g hie eppom'ntis vire. "will ytri pleaste stet, 4..,11 met where you fleet nett, title tutu 7" "1 think," meld w'linee, "1 hat !t "Never neat with y'.0 think." In- Ierruptel the lawyer. "lee want Lata here. We don't ('Ir.• what you ttelttk. and we haven't lint • to waste 111 listening to what yah! think." '"rltr»,' retorted the laity, "thcreee Cul 1,t.++• guts:toning w' ally further.' promise suit. coon/lel fur the de- f. 'ice pelt the queetiorm: "Wm: Mr. Loveless le lienor at the time hr promised to marry yon Y" "ll'ea'I. env," replied the pnrener. "lie War in the wltrillse-humre. and the flaW wave covered tri' rape Buda?" Thi. rehlnrk war (ullowe'f by roars of laughter. but the flaw. woman for the life of her coll•tn't *Pe where rite had put 114: 1001 lit it nt all. Au °l,l pr..etitloner rite that Il114 11 wife. p111 , not to cruse -examine et w0minu 10 :ally extent. if rile 11' .1'uf, 4414 w +r that 1)11 1411,1 Who line h:•trlght a action fur duuwgts aataiurt a neighbor, it were well not t•1, press k.•' tot far. .At nay rate thin oke hely causal 10w0 senratlun 1'1 being' evaluated. The Judge .ue- g•wt•rl n , nul+t'utnlre, 4(111 in -erect - "Why 104 ?" • 4 e'o isesel ) ark what rhe would "Because. I'm not a lawyer, and t.tk • to see.le, the matter. I can't talk without thlnklagll" ' ' Whitt wet yule take?" asked conn- •1 On another onc•lrion tetanal 14x- The old hedv 11u're1,) 1110ok her heed elute an old lady'e anger be Klee aft him, Informing the airy In conn- ing her rather roughly n.y to the deuce that else. env very hard of c f her right. Alter twit hearing. clearness o h L to t t. Ing ptopeu11tleb of her little 144'4140*. • -- - 1'u.ple ern decutu ng hair• ver with antique miniatures of their an- c•ertors, or other people'14, which they Wear on the 011'1 el a lung 'wmterol 1tbbon. A girl I kl)ww had tilet:e:er lnrpiroth)t1 e.f tutting her greet - era rein 01herr mituut tee front Ito Ceded little red frame and bee i'►g a tiny, mirror set into the back. Al the end of a black watered rlblsul she hate Ivo nxt:Aora both useful end oreamt'ntai ! *alt a white gown, :111 old pearl -rimmed mildaturehong- Ing ext it ribbon of Romney -blue, lookm very plc tore.que ural uncommon Ikit, I shirk, that for this week, my tale lr told, so-- to our next merry nivel ng! I:haute-;;lair. • ♦•• • •••NN•••••• e.•• ••• •• ,• SOME INAPPROPRIATE• • Austrians still aklm along with their• glittering jewel bedeekee 'skates, It 1. a conspicuous freak which will net, 1 fancy, catch on. The ultra -°lite Pat- Ineuses 11lvor A TRYING SEASON. Little Ones are Subject to Colds the Result Is I'ategerotes Cw Prompt Remedial Steps taken. it motiler may try to prey cold. may affect chtldr ways, the main ay -trre that the child. akin hot, the appal cited quite fever' thing 1e doer at le cak1, the serious—mo He child's life h no remedy • Own Tabl These t -roots a matte iygt the t.. • k t It, While appeared In Mack chin and lace in different stows. These straws are crowd - tome usually lug by the million metres Into the ewe cross, the millinery b0e1sea, for as you know e fickle and the ttxe lost maestro make up all their h. Celeste some- own feeeinetting stapes, just as they once to relieve a ' want them, evolving new and lovely remelt is often very ;dee• with fairy facility. We are oma *hit 4410.417 n told thst many rpfing hats will m *10.11 Inst. Thar. IS hove curtatne, made In the Immo hat t•nn rgu:Il faby'r straw or In another material. eif s In came* or this kind. course, for POMP 'lime, French* wo- iela promptly break up men hive had a leaning towards 1 unary off the poisonous (hinge dropping from their hats, that ham been retained in the ribbon and velvet elide, lace scarfs, fly ehl4ng that they reduce etc., have mumetlmem reached the ever ; the pulse hecmnee normal; tebxtlder, and look graceful on a appetite i* restoreel, and the Prettily Set French 11►md. I 1 is ugnin well and happy. )(r*. O. 1•:. Eerie, Brockville, Ont., They must be arranged with taste says: "1 thanes time Debts owl, tend dimeretlem, however, for It Is Tablets for both my children, Agee n feeble/at which may easily enough three and five years, when they are be caricature) or vulgarised. Tire at all unwell. When my 11tte girl curtains 1 have seen are really was a (ew months old, she haul a bad pretty ; they are lined beneath, like attack of whooping cough, and I the brims, with drawn tulle or chit - found the tablete very beneficial. i fon. The .mans are low and Since that time i always keep them have flower branehpm round them, in the house ready for nee. When resting over the curtain or a the children are troubled with Lill- ' eswatbirtg of tall» with narrow gold orsnels, any derangement of the ribbon -1,u ribbon velvet — twisted stomach, are peevish or fretful, or round It at Intervals Jewellsi but- whon they have a cold, ]always no. 1088. are placed wherever it is pee - the tabled, and em always pleased ' Bible on bate, teed make a sparkling � with the revults " Thema tateeto are a certain cure Ifor such troubles as colic, moor .to- mnch, IndIgoe ion, dlarrhoaa, con- stipation, .tmpin fever and colds. of lonely tones. And will retake moot They prevent croup and allay the wiry becoming hate. I think It must Irritation secompanying the cutting be of Italian growth, for it has a of teeth. They are anld under no ah- soft, satiny look. and 1s composed 001nte guarantee to contain no op- of d.Ueate .'pikes and petals. It kite or other harmful .Iraq. )ltty be hem the Ilghtne., of tulle, with more hitt] from drupelets or will tem sent fI einrabllity. I maw a bat 0f scarlet protpakl at 25 cent* a her, by se- I ohrysantherrttum *tree", which would dressing the Dr. William*' Medicine be perfect for n brunette, It had Qo., BrOakvUle, Oote 4 •poop!+ 1,a( black angers stags (e=- • • • • HYMN SELECTIONS. • Anthems are a pitfall to the un- wary. At a London suburban church, not Tong ego, the pulpit wee occupied by u stranger, who thought the 11ret part of the rervtce was dragging. 'Irl order to enliven the proceedings," ho remarked, "we will hies two anthems, one before and one after the sermon." The object war doubtless attained; for he elms' for the first anthem. "Ye shall go out with joy," and for tbe second, "Now It 14 high time to wake out of ett.'ep." Sometime,' an unexpected accident win -make the tarot .rareltll_precau- tions useless. On one occasion 1111 unlucky preacher had'jurt read the noticee and given out the number of the next hymn, when he rail u church officer approaching the pul- pit. So he paused for u moment with open Hook. As a result o1 the deacon's message, the minister aa - the 11011 114(14141' meeting. of which he pro- eteeded to give particulars. ile then gave Ont. the number of the hymn once more, and began to rend the first line, which, to Itis great dis- may. rAn. "Lord, what a thoughtless wretch was I." An even more remarkable_ etee111ent 0111e upset the gravity of the Eng - nett Wesleyan Metl*odlst conference. The list of ministerial stations for the ensuing year hail Met been rend, but, being In some points unsatlrfae- tory, wale referred to a committee ,for further confederation. While awaiting the relent of its dpllbern- thene, the president thought the conference night as welLbe occupied by u devotional meta Ice. Ile, there- fore, gave out the fleet hymn that caught lee eye In the book. A. soon as the ministers attempted to sing It, and realized US lm14.lble npp;trn- tiotl. they were 10 eonvu1 e4 with laughter a» to be unable to pro- ceect. The flr.t♦few lines were: Fath r 1 know that all my life 11, , ' rlioned out for met. An.i the changes that are sure to come 1 de not )nnr to *Cr. In his briefs periodical, "Truth," Henry Lahouchere once 0ailet atten- tion to the Inappropriate choices of- ten made for tunerele and warringrs. For lnstance, he regarded "Num the Laborer's Task le O'er" am a meet ill-ftllrlg rrgnleln for some sybarite peer who h.) never 4040 it stroke or *awful work in Pilo life. Agnin. hr Whited out that there must be an utter Reck of sense of humen ly the cheer w'itc)) wl'u:d ceirhrete the *si- tting of n titled youth, with a predh► p0It40n to bnnkrupley, anal an el- derly heiress by minglmf "t) perfret love. all lumen thouebte trnn.ccncf- Ing.' I have myself known nn equally strunge mnrringe eeiection. In view alt the feet that one of the parties to the conirnct had had several pre- %Uus engagements, It was rather un- kind to select as one of the hymns that wit 0l* contains the lines: "What though my heart Is yearning For the love of Iona ago." It was even more amusing tee hear tit 11 meeting Of the Poing* iromen'w ('hrtatlen Aeioctallon the well-known hymn which, in spite of the Zine "Men heist thee, love thee, prefer thee not," lead.. up `to the pro*nhr, "Hoon, shalt thou hearthe bridegroom's valor." - 1f. W. Hem }ll, in "i'hristlnn World." oeetre to tate tulle or peens chola nnAer the upturned brims. The new- est straw w111 tee the chryr4ntbemunl straw, which tomes In a varlety HGa n gr',' wi4 ej woman gr, nvs neo .leo knee► it. before he knows It : fore she lets any 1' We. Langtry 11 "Mademoleclle Mars" questioning, leo asked, "Cao r0U 4 800 m0 ?" "Yea' returned the witness. "liuw well ou1 you see mo ?" "well enough," enamored the holy tartly, "to nee that you are neither a negro, an lndlan, •nnr a gentle- men entlesman 1" .1 good woman who was being ex - omitted In a north c.sultry pollen (meet na n withers, watt speaking ver,1 definitely :le to eort.11n date* a .mo yeller befeere. t)outysel, who Iran cr.4a-('xnmtuing, (}lel In Imre tele ware to shake h'r evidence, but without esteems. After swiveling her to explain flow Mot wee able to @peak al positively to the dates, he said : "I'm:, Mrs. Thompeon, may I noir If you keep a flinty ?" The emitter, given with an indig- nant look and n toe"( of the hence wee: "N.., Bir ; we keep n, whiskey 4110p," .harply 1f ettn 114 11 duely, oma ho cross- examines her too much and too tru- culently, she will brace heroelf, per - feats, nue tell him m'•rrr in a minute, than he wants to know In a life- _ me, Yelar* ago, et efts examination of ca northern farmer,. on hie dater en- tering the tree to be 0hamtned, the following eon ve'104*lion molted : "Hr,w obi ore you 2" naked C01inre•I. "u, weed, sir, I am flit unmarried woman, rut* i dinna think It right to ntuwer that glleetlon." "0, yes, aR1WPr the gmntiemaii how old yon ase," r.11ej the judge, "Wool, wee` I nm fifty." "Aro you net more?" "War.!, I ant sixty" The Ingul.ltivi' writer still further nears! 1f este Wel hopes of getting mnrrini. to which )(Lr. Jane replied : "Wee';, sir, f winner surely lie; I henna hest hope yeh." and I*hO morn - telly fettled, but. I wouldn't Marry pat. f0t' 1 nm tired o' your palaver nlrevuly 1" During the bearing of s breech of "Iris Lordship wants to know what you will tnk,'?" raid -001114101 again, this time bawling as loudly me h• mull In (ho old lady'. ear. "I thank Hie Lordship kludiy," the ancient dame answered stoutly, "oral, If it's no 111 convenience to hint, I'll take u little warn) ale!" Another lmtnnee of a anneal' uncoprclour humor cropped up the other day. The plaintiff In astral* debt oust wit irked to account bur oho details In the sum of, twelve Melling* which elle sought to recover from her lodger. "How much of lee Is rent 7" "1'm a poor, lone widow," 1Laugh- terJ ' 11,ew muesli for rent 7" ► "I've been a mother to him, I have." (Renewed laughter.) "Atelrwer the quwetlon," said bks judge. "How mueh for rent?" "Three shillings and alxpeace," "What .lee 7" "A heaths of beer, threepence." "!lave pet got a license?" "No, sir, nur it husband either." Such evidence was Irresistible, and plaintiff received decree for only eight shillings. A wounan in s witness box of a otetrt of eurtice la often a eoute4' of perplexity to a good lawyer. and n Mtrcwtl ooun•ei handles "proof In pettoorte" very gingerly. When a pretty arena's name 1n °ailed In t•.iurt Mm rustles to the stere. looks Modest and out or place. takes the oath with SP "Oh, I've got to" expression. ion. atd then watts expec- tantly for the trouble to begin. A lawyer, not over handsome hint - self, was examining et young lady witness In court am! 'determining to perplex her, Ile mid: "iJpon my word, mess, you are very pretty,* "I wouh1 return tete compliment, Mr," oink] the witness, promptly, "If I were not bound to e(perak the truth!" Apply This Test to the Nerves If You Nave These Symptoms Your Nerves Aro Weak and Exhausted You Can Cet Well by Using Or, Chase's Nerve Food. Nervone tlIeeas00 are little end ao1,' They heves long been en4*rou.led in more or less mystery be the medleal profess/don. Many who nee 1 rolling vktlms of nervous prostration, paralysis, or Mcometoe ataxia think that they are merely not ver well, and will 11)on be around again -fav hoodlum. let the u)K)ro,try of nereons ,loo e.ees and nervous collapse, 1 • Study these symptoms. They are fest' y r guidance. You may nut have them nit, but if you have any of them your berretta system la not rip tq the`taark, and a little extra expentliturc of nerve force may bring the cjreedtul Aowntall. Intolerance of motion, 'mere and ifgttt; teetehing of the mnerleoof the fare nal evrlete: (nt11reing sleep, snekten Meeting's and jerkingm of the llmbe ; enmities; Anil Mahe* of light. before the eyes; Irritability end reatlneneers In cv.;ry part of the boiy ; he4Anctl•', tndigewtlon, feelings of wearinean and depreolon, and Ions of Interest in the affairs of life, So long ea the 4lally exp.n.lttarn ed nerve f.tre0 Is greeter then the dully intwnne, phyMMal hnnkruptcy is certain to result moaner or inter. Nerve toren must he Inar.ite.4, and tide ran fleet be nceeptplirhod by the user ser Dr. Chrome, NPr►e POW. 14001468 ft oentaln14 In coneententei form the very elements oe1 nature whish go directly to form nerveme energy. Nerve -rue ellaen000 dim not right themselves, They some on gradually ns nerve (erre beano. .;haunted. nut can only 1M cared when the nerve film, to reetnfr No treatment for hereon + Merma•vs hne aver re-ceive.T much universal enieraement by both physbtans and people as hes 1)r. I hareem Nerve Food. ( in the prawn of nnnndn yen will find hnnelreele of snrnnot lettere telling of the wonderful benofitaderlv.d Mem 1)r. Chapel's Nerve Foal. 60o u b,s, 4 boxer* for *2.'i4), at all dealers or Earan P•on, Bate11 It ('/s, To. roots -