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WI RT TRUE: DAY MORNING
IT D. Mot:11.1JCUDDT.
Teems of sub erlpeles m
trine
ila •d »sees
1 as
iM
Ad veaMs' ag INN I
L 1 and other casual advertisements, lee.gps. tie for Pint ins. tion, and 3 emits per Ilse
ger each eutaquent l,uartlet.. Matured by •
deeper+!! wale.
�•as
lmw cards of steamer and under, M per
Adrattleemente of !most. Found, Strayed Sib
talion Vacant Situations Wanted and Moal-
Oda Chimes Wanted. not exceeding t lines
slpmrell, 31 per mouth
EEeaens on Sale and Farina on Male, not to •x•
seed a Ilnea ei for Gest month, fuc per subs*.ss
'at mo.l6. Larger stets in peopo rtlou.
Aay special was, the object of which is
o o.• the pwes(,etere Want of an tudhldlt•1
Sr r to b000,shicrd •o any
aecongngly
notices In nonterelt type one cent per
no maloti r.s than 163
l.cdkl notices In ordloary reading type twit
Eb per word. Ne no, Ise for lees than tdo.
ines for churches and other religiose and
•rn1•ut l uetltutioas. hell nu
subscribers who full to 'receive Ti.. SWILL
✓ egularly by mall, el!! confer • favor byso.
ald
guntlug m the fat at et early • dese
pass!,ie
When a change of o Ir, as is desired, both the
o ld .tad the new addreer should be given.
Pmbll.hor'• Nott..
J C. Ise Tooted, of a"stench, hoe been
rotated 1oeal Travrll:,.g Agent for the Town.
Ips of Goderlcb, Colborne, Ashfield and W• -
water
Local postmasters over the district are also
'empowered to recdlr,• .uterripttoos to Ten
■air
A11 room unleetions Tenet he 'treadddrea
D. McOLLL 'tread
Taa eYuret,
+!+phos+ Call w. Oodertek, Oat
A VERBAL CONTEST.
Widish 3sam.ked StraatE/r of I. Me -
ogee. of fermis \ Dasllem.
Going up on • Cedar avenue car the
other night, the passengers were math
*materialised 4y a verbal spat- between •
email citizen of German parentage and it
tall native. The trouble all originated
front the teat that the car was very much
crowded, ear orowdtd that the two disput-
ants were brought fame to faoe In such
olive proximity that they couldn't melte
• ge$unt
Push up • little, can't you?" inquired
the tall titan In an Irritable tone. Several
people wore pushing hitt, and his irrita-
bility was quite tauttrable.
"Veil, no, 1 oan't," replied the iiial.
trap, "std, vat L more, 1 don't het W."
"You're nut much of • gentleman,'
Bald the tall luau
Oh, 1 tont know," said the little man
airily. "Ven I vent an opinion 911 ahem -
Houten I go to some fellow vat ,has got •
tootle knowledge of der •ubjeo, you idiot."
"Do yntu call me an idiot?" garptd the
tall titan.
As lung aa I tont know your Hance,"
Bald the little titan, "I couldn't make der
Identification any more gomplete."
"You're a Dutch monkey," old the tall
man, with a horrible grimace.
"You mute outejt' the car," said the
little man, with a shocking scowl, "und
I'll .how you some monkey tricks you
don't mebhy like."
"I'd do It for 2 matt," snarled the tall
Wan.
"3'11 pay bole farce, " aald the'llttle man
"Come on -I mean come off !"
"I don't believe you've got 10 cents
bout you," eiecred the tall man
'Veil, anyway," said the little man,
"you keep your hands oudt of my
pockets."
You let'Ro of my watok obain r' Dried
the tall man.
It-Tooltodiiie Roar fora emend or two,
THURSDAY, MARCH 9, 1Se% but they were act closely wedged together
that neither one could raise a hand.
---- - And just then the ear stopped et Will
son avenue, a half dozen passengers
pushed and struggled out, and when
TRAVELING GUIDE.
GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY.
or: ant
,til tool Farrow
*tared
Mui sad E4pnM
Dal'LlT.
Jyll .redd Esteems
CIA a a
M■te• e.a Irak
tp.m.
Ilan a a -
.Lia Pm.
3.40 p.m
luso pm
aft sal Express
_ ApFTTsTET.
NICHtHd0N, L D. li
• na3TAL µtaalw.
H:wow epposite the
lFIEI ,..Crown and
iTsari Exportehea:
things finally settled down the tall man
and the short one were separated by • half
gotten sesta
Perhaps they were glad of it. -Cleves
land PLOD Dealer.
Willie Was Gams.
Willie's father looked at his only sea
Mid heir.
"No, my boy," he said, "I think you
no quite wrong about the relative posl-
don of the Philippine&. They are consid-
erably more to the mouth than you claim.'
' • Father,'_Iaid Willie, with much firm-
ness, "if 1 wsOshetting youth, I'd go you
• few plunks that I am right. I'd show
he„
W MABEt D.D.S.. LOS. -DENTAL
N Surgeoo-L. est and' approved methods
r .11'd•ntal operative s. Preservation of tM
lural teeth a spcetak_ . Mice : Cyr. West u
d Square (up .tetnl. Entrance on West et
M. ITRNBCLL, D D 8, L.D S. -DENTAL
• Surgeon (14tei. associated with la.
son. ellIontrsab. G I,1 and porcelain. arta-
W teeth mounted on :',Id or aluminum bases,
I,eial attention given :o the preservation of the
lural teeth. Omc. In McLean's new btu
MEDICAL.
R. HUNTER -PH i sICIAN SURGEON,
Am. Oec. �M
Bruce street, the residence
ty occupiedpDr McLear. Night calls
Tek
■
residence. / nue 7a. •
LEGAL AND CONVEYANCING.
R ary pub 1c. U� than Bank of
ten. otsry Po
•Met Chambers, Inc Sgyere, God.- rich.
16W-ly
�LJCI-
• Ctaor, No ar' Ac (1S1A.He over Medi al full,
oars. Godrtch.
0. JOHNSTON-BARRISTER, RoLiCI-
• tor, Onne14.1ontr, Sc. Money w lou u.
et • i or. BeiaMen rid St Andrew' streets,
srtnh.4ale 604
HATS-114RRISTER, SOLICITOR,
bees: Nor bet., next door Sam•4
rate Fonds :o lend at lowest rates d
It 3160
ARROW & PROUL,FOOT, BARRISTER&
1 eye Solan ,., tic., Guderlth. J. T.
rrew
QV., W. Prone foot.
AMtRON. ROLT a HOLIIEli, BARRIS
ten, flolkitors In ( haneery, ac., Goderlck
G Cameron, Q. C., P Hutt, Dudley Robed.
G. WARD, CONVEYANCER, kc., AND
• commissioner for taking and rerelvlug
gi�ptmaces of bald aaldavlta or aglrma8ort,
eposiuons or solemn deeleratlous In or coo-
ln an arson cult err' puoreed Ing in the
IA Cour in Josttre, Ih, Gert e:
Appssl fa
Vile or to any Cu',dy or DivWo, Court,
Y tramectlonm caref.,lly and promptly el.
tad. Residence and P. O. a/drsee-Dunppn-
a, Oat 0133.1
LOAN' AND INSUTANCZ.
•
offal. TO IRe, me el
MVO AN -FIV' PER CENT
Isfonds; also Or
s ngesL t er se Houser and lots to
for derL N Lilt IS, Banister, God-
• itl▪ ranee .Sax. upMMte Martial, host.
ills? TO LEND ON MORTOAOZ AT
Ijyg eent. Note. discounted. C. SEA -
mar Opposite Martin's Hotel, God.
1. T. NAFTEL-/IRE, LIT' AND ACCI-
• loot Iwurence Agent; et lowest rates.
lee : Cor. Northe& and Square, Ood•rich. is
�OKET TO LEND -A LARGE AMOUNT
M Private Fonds for Investment at lowed
Ileg ea grit elan Mortgages. Aypl7 to OAL
11 k PROUD/OOT.
RADCLI //E -O ENERA▪ t , INSURA NCR,
• Real Estate and Mosley Leaning Agent
7 gni-elms commutes represented. Money
end en straight Inns, at the lowest rate of
+rest golog n any way tomtit the borrower.
ice - dMn.d doer from Square, West street,
!sees\.
Mot tt
NNW MACHINA SHOPS.
Ise MAORINNSHOPS-ALL KINDS OP
Repair Work done at Reasonable h'rim.1.
int Implements for sale. Machinery. new
e`
.and•hand bought and .old. Engines
n
Bollefor pie. Stand: Balem, old wagges
vnrn•r VI tes, ta and Trafelg Street,
J.
l''I'tR
RUIICIIIAN. 31.01
AOCTiON BERING.
IOMAR GUNDRT, AUCTIONEER AND
Insurance Agent, go elerioh. Ont. Agent
doe and Lancashire TVA Ira. p., the ore
rlct Mutual Ins. Cc. Miss kneaded to Is
part of the county...._.._ P l
RN KNOX GENERAL ADOTIONtER
and land Valuator,Godes eh Ont Ray.
had eonelderable .aperlenre In the anettnn-
ag trade, he Y In podRlom to dire hares
n thorough sathfactlon all e"nmfatlonr,mn-
t a,d him. Orden left et Buxton's hotel,
ent by mall joke athletes,R cderloh P. 0.,
1.11 attended to. JOH0101, County
lttn..,r 1311-t1
?IMRSOSrAL ARTIST.
'3.r, TONSORIAL A A.&-fo . Not
tit oe f�o•3ismt a... Sea -foaming,
ng and every other r.galrem•nt rwre-
attended tea. and n tiebate„hitt stent lands
dyed. McLean's -,ren dock, neat door M
IL Ila dap hotel
$AARiAO a Uc3NNSNI.
MEW Of MANSIAOt Li-
• amiss'MEW, OodeAek. 001 M4aly
Railroad C..krat.
filmier (tn dining ren, fast ezpsegs}-
alter, thism eggs are tan soft
alter-frprlssd to beth d•1, ash
Trawle-they wese taken out d the
wider too aeon
RCta• ---Het art, t'tl ps +emiliale�
'sup boll soother oath Oda
,
His face brightened. -
"Here, dad," he cried, "let me take
your blue pencll I I'll traoe out the whole
thing for you on grandpa's bald hell"
But they stopped him In time. -Cleve -
lend Plain Dealer
An Vafortaamts D•sapltation.
They have some queer stonecutters down
In Maine. Deacon Hackett lost his second
wife lately, a scrawny and threwlah wo-
man, whose kens was an unmixed morrow.
Still,' the deacon dutifully decided to give
her •momumeat. tieing rather "near" be
haggled with the village stonecutter as to
the size of the flab and Anally chose • very
narrow ons at a bargain. The Inscription
was as fullers:
SARAH HACSJCTT. •
"Iniad. the wak theists'
But the stone who so narrow that then
was no room f. ,r the last letter, an the
Knnecuttor left 11 out, with this result:
SARAH HACKETT,
"Lord, she wan thin!"
1st Err Mllurd's Hsi Aske no other. -
Neal .f Liberality.
Deacon Dodds --I'm efeard 'het Boggs
alter gro"ryman 1s a Iced* bit stingy.
Farmer Scroggii-Not abit tie it, Many
the ttme I've seed him put In • baro or
two trier they scales hid tipped.
UINARD'S LINIMENT L the only
Liniment asked for at my store and the
only one we keep for sale.
A11 the people use It.
Pleasant Bay, C.B. HASLIR FUi.roe.
A Casa of seredlty.
"His aim In life seems to be a poor one."
"Yes: he inherits that from his mother.
I ono. saw her throw a stone at • dog In
the street and hit her hothead who was la
the back -yard."
81x Oils, -Tim most commingle* teatl-
moey, repeatedly laid heifers the public to
the columns of the dal Iy prem, provesthet
Dr. Thomas' Ectsettle 031 -an absolutely
pan combination of six of the finest
remedial oils in existence -remedies
rheumatic pain eradicates affections of
the throe; and lung*, and cures plies,
wounds, sol lameness, tumors, burns,
and Injuries of horsee and cattle.
Aren.le Not Allowed.
In Sweden yarn 1s not allowed to be sold
K ft contains .0000 per cent. of amnia A
carpet has been condemned by the in-
spector. because 1t contained 1 000t part
of • grain of arsenic In 1(1 quare Inches.
A sew back for 50 teats. MRlir'g
Kidney Pi11s and Plater.
3 n m..'• ('hie( I'r.d tet .
Practically the whole business of Samoa
Is Mss' to slay upon tbo rocoenut, and the
export of repro, the drl"l meat of the
e0ooanat, repreeena nearly all the exports
of the island.
Parente buy Mother (:raves' Worm Ex-
terminator because they know 1t Is • safe
seedicinb for their children aad an WINO
teal expeller of worms.
sere to he Dieepsetmeod.
"It's • boy.•"
"My wife will be disppointsd, doctor."
"I mean 11's •rl."
th"Well, e 11 he disappointed just the
sem*, she always wants the other thing."
Chines catnap In N. shape of • knife
W bees Owed back as far as 1940 A.O.
140 PLASTER 3nnd a mots for D,
Mason's Common 11,
Trestles no tamer
with T•3tiela e
from thaw win 4.r•
bee■ card.
>At.J�.T.�!�•�olll
140 KNIFE
NO PAIN
STOTT
it is the easiest thing in the world to haus
Lumbago or Lame Back
And it h jar as easy to get rid of k.
No remedy has made surer
and quicker cures than
ST. JACOBS OIL
IT RELAXES THE $TIFFINED MUSCLES.'
DOMSSMMMSOYIM
Various Uses for Eggs.
An s rg added to the morning cup of
ooff, e makes a good tonic.
A mustard plaster made with the white
of •n egg will not ' Ister.
The white skin tl lines the shell of an
egg lea useful application for • bol.
A raw egg with the yolk unbroken taken
In • glass of wins le beneficial for eon-
valescen t s.
White of egg beaten with loaf sugar
and lemon relieves boareenara-le tea-
spoonful taken once every hour.
1t is said that • raw egg swallowed at
once when a fish buns 1s 0.ught in the
throat beyond the reach of the Angers will
dlelodge the bone and carry it down.
The white of a raw egg turned over •
burn or scald is newt .uLithing and mot
►ng. 1t can be applied quickly, and will
prevent lnfammatiou, besides. relieving
the stinging pain.
The white of • raw egg la the mostsatis-
factory of pastes, and le better than any
prepared mucilage or paste one can buy.
Paper. intended W be put over tumblers
of jelly and jam will h Id very securely
and be air -tight if dipped in the white of
an egg.
One of the best remedies* case of bowel
troubles is a partly beaten raw egg taken
at one swallow. It is healing to the in-
flamed stomach and intestines, and will
relieve the feeling of distress. Four eggs
taken in this manner In 54 hours will form
the best kind of nourish'' enc as well .as
medicine for the pat lent.
A raw egg is one of the mo t nutritious
of 3opd ,. 4__.p.ha- taken veryeazfiy if
the yolk is not broken. A little nutmeg
grated upon the egg, a few drops of lemon
juice added, some chopr ed parsley tiprink-
1ed over It, or some salt -and a dash of
cayenne pepper, vary the flavor and tend
te make It more palatable when not taken
as a medicine
In early. 1r
::.Jt[ed'1koWte Mffiel teitY1l 121 4Dltltf[t1''
was saying.
"Dear mei" disgustedly breathed the
man who had just rushed In "And 1
thought I was gol'ng t, be late!"
Health for the children. Miller's
Worm Powders.
Laip Baud's Llnimeat li Me WS.
Ellelting the lases.
"How long have you been married, Mrs.
Ashleigh?"
"Eleven yr•ts. You _wouldn't believe
it, would you?"
"Not atter seeing your husband." '•
"Ile le young. '1 he fact Is that we ran
away from pcbool wt.:ether and were wed-
ded "
"Oh! Then he omit have been one of
those toys we read a: snit wb , are always
falling In love with 1 h, it teachers,"
If the children re.lunre physic none acts
so mice as Miller's Worm Powders; very
pleasant to take
The guinea pig grows more qo lckly than
any other q•msdruiesl. It Is fally grown
when slz weeks okl,aud begins to bear
young at two mouth
The custom of keeping birthdays U
many thousand yearn old. Pharaoh's
birthday festivities are mentioned in the
Pentateuch.
'11y Alta 1a hcting the beat of health
now. *31 tiler'sComlound Iron Pills did 14
The depth of water affects the speed rel
steamers considerably, the vessels moving
more slowly in shallow than In deep water
The Lord knows alt the nooks and
eornnn of your heart. You can not keep
one thing from H1m. If you are not
obedient, do not blame anyone else after-
wards If you do not g.1 • blessing; you
have to blame yourself God bas spoken
to tboamnds and tbontande at people
before this, but they have not found any
blaming, because they did the obey.
A Successful Medicine. - Everyone
wishes to be successful In any under-
taking in which he may engage. It IL
tbere(ore, extremely gratifying to the 'aro-
prietors of Parmelee's Vegetable Pills to
know that their efforts to compouud a
medicine which would prove a blessing to
mankind have been successful beyond
their expectation.. The endorsatlun of
these Pills by the public 1s • guarantee
that • p111 has been produced which will
fulfil everything claimed for it.
Iwwet Oed.rtakers.
Persons who are fond of walks In the
country may have wondered why no trace
1s ever found of the var ops small animals,
such as field, max, whish die by dozens.
1'h. reseal 1S that the sexton beetle bas
taken oars of the tiny dead bodl s. Whom
a small animal dim the beetles hurry to 1t.
They do not do good deeds solely throngb
philanthropy, for they get their reward In
food for themselves besides Lying up pro-
vender for their families. Thews beetles
are an inch long Ind some have bright
orange bands on the wing coven. After
estisfyfng their hunger the beetles proceed
Ina very laborious manner to bury the
remains. After dragging the body to a
spot of soft earth the beetles, using their
heads as spades, dig • tunnel around the
body. Inside this they dig another furrow
and keep on 1111 the body finks into
the hole. Then they throw In the earth
they have excavated'', A
rWrd's Liniment LDmberau's Pried.
►- An AennIqr.
W. -Thal i'as a q utter !dead of 'Livia+ i
--merrying s womah twice boa age. I
wonder how it eame whoutf
She --Naturally enough. He was with-
out money and she was without Prins.
tum. of Iot t.
Dur$n t 1858 the number of Immigrants
arriving at Philadelphia was 6,688, a dee
create of nearly 1,000 as compared with
the previous year.
A joyous shout from Owen Murphy, •
New York painter, welcomed the an-
nounoernmt that his uncle had left him
06,000. An hour later the man was lav-
lably distributing bits of paper among
ptdeatrians. raying they wore greenback&
Exc,adve joy had made hitt crazy.
The Are lou of the Unites! States ant
Canada fur the mouth of January, loll%
shows a total" of 510,718,00D. This L a
heavy Increa-e over the sum chargeable
against January of last year, which was
160,472,600, although the January, 1827, er.
hisses reached the serious aggregate of
512.049,700.
RIIEUMATIS 1 CURED.
Mr. F. H. Cole, Well Known In
Windsor, Rejoices
Resew 1e Geed Dodd'. Ride.? rills sal
Was There.gbly and Perot ny
Cared .f aMwmeu•s D.dd'•
Kidney rut• Alwar• Car*
m b.ams1l.sa.
WIODO0a, Feb. 27. -Who hasn't felt the
torturing twinges of Rheumatism? It la
saye to say that there are not one hundred
families In Canada in which Itkeumatlat*
has not been an unwelcome visitor.
This being the cage, the following state.
meet given for publication most have a
deep and abiding interest for the geese
majority of Canadians.
Every person who suffers from Rheu-
matism will rejoice to find a medicine that
w111 positively cure it; thoroughly and per-
manently root it out of the system entire.
ly, as it has been shown thousands of
illufr.Dudd'a gistuojt Rills 4o.
Mr. F. H. Cole, whose permanent reed
dance is in Detroit, Mich , but who 1e
equally well known In Windsor, Ont.. had
been a great sufferer from Rheumatism
and Kidney Disease.
He gave fair and patient trial to • num-
ber of so called " Rheumatism Cures,"
elm., but not one of them gave him more
than even temporary relief.
Then a friend urged him to give Dodd's
Kidney Pllle • trial. Half reluctantly he
did so, and he has been thankful ever since
that he did so.
Hs used cnly four boxes, but that quan-
tity was sufficient to clean the taint out oI
his blood thoroughly. To day he is sound
and well In every bone, utu.ele, sinew,
n, roe and organ in the body -thanks to
Dodd'• Kidney Pills.
Ijodd's Kidney Pill& the only known
unfailing euro for Kidney! Complaints, are
sold by all druggiata at fifty cents a beim
six boxes 0.60; or sent, on receipt of prim,
by The Dodds Medicine co., Limited. Tee
RUM.
SOLEMN JERUSALEM.
Trade cad Cesameros Are C.uan.ed w
LIfo'e Noyeesl flew
Jarwalise,(0a c16 of surprises. It M,
apart trout Ili aft asaoolatlogs, an in'
tensely In$itheting spot, even 1u travel
w who are already saturated with the
hitherto untaamlllar and surprising
charms of Cairo, Athens and Con.antl-
naple. 1te etas can beet be *strewed by
the statement that oho journey round the
outside of its walls may be Stade by an
ordinarily rapid walker to the spoon of
an hour.
Its houses areamall, irregular lu share
IQUALW,AL1R 0341313. Ite +tree!+, 1t streets
Shay oqn bs called, aro not Dented or
n umbered; they are Dever olwoad, and
In many instances are steep crooked,
narrow, roughly pay ed; and they are
vaulted over by the buildings on each
side of them. Never a pair of whes,ts
traverse thew, and rarely is • bone or
donkey seen within the walls.
The halt, the maimed and the blind.
the leprous and the wretchedly poor.
form the greet bulk of the population tit
Jerusalem, end, with the single 'sloop
don of the Hebrews. they ear pond -stout
and clamorous beggars.
Trade and commerce seem to he con
fined t, the bare neoesrltles 14 life and
W dealers In beads and cruelties. 'There
1s but one howl and one Turkish Deer
chant, who displays In his little wluduw
lee., doorless shop • small assortment of
silver charms, trinketa and brie -a brae W
the gage of the passer-by, and le almost
the only shopkeeper who sells anything
like luxuries In the plane. His custom -
en, of oourse, are the pilgrims who tome
to see, and not to worship. Jet astern is
unique es a flay. Everything is serious
and wleme and severe.
11 has no clubs, no public houses, no
beer gardens, no concert halls, no thea
len', no lecture rooms, nu places of
amusement of any kind, no .tweet [ands,
no wandering muslelens, no wealthy or
upper clamed, no 1ewspapers, no print-
ing presses, no book shops, except one
outside the walls Sur the Deer' of BMX',
no cheerfulness, no life. No one sings,
no one spurts, Do one laughs In Jeruss-
�tm; even the children do not play.
Peter Dore of Ancestor mel with .•
serious aocident on Friday afternoon. He
was attending • Seem chopper and his
right arta was caught In theeutting bog.
Before he could remove It the knives had
almost chopped off his arm below the
e lbow.
Jastlaa\lee
First Rotor-Ilawfat plays to the gal-
lery.
utlery.
Seoand Actor -Why shouldn't he? I'm
told that on his ffr e,.nt trip there were
often as Inaey as TO persons 1n the gallery
and not soul in the rest of the house. -
Brooklyn Life
PAINS IN THE BACK.
Are U..ally th. Resit it of Isperf•et Work -
logs of lh. Zldw.va -Thew Caw Only Be
Restored to Their Normal C.wdltloe by
a FM, Use of Dr. to !Nisar' Ptak 31113
Mr. Albert Mintle, of Woodstock, Ont.,
sow engaged in the Insurance business,
1. well known In that city and surround-
ing country. Some three years ago Mr.
Mintle was living .t South River, Parry
Sound District, and while there was at-
tacked
Ftacked with severe pains In the back. At
drat he paid but little attention to them,
thinking that the trouble would pass
away, but as it did 1101 he consulted •
local physician, and was told that his kid-
neys were affected. Medicine was pre-
scribed,
re.scribed, but beyond • trifling alleviation
et the pain It had no effect. In addition
to the pain In the back Mr- Mlntie was
troubled with headaches and a feeling of
lassitude. He was forced to quit work,
and wb11e in this condition, weak and de-
spondent, he decided to try 1)r. Williams'
Pink Pills. He purchased a half dozen
Dozes and was not disappointed with the
result. Before they were air used Mr.
Mintle was feeling aIms' es well as +Ter
he had done. The pain In his back had
limpet dieappeared, the headaches were
gone, and he felt greatly improved in
strength. Two more bores completed the
cure, and he returned to work hale and
hearty as ever. Mr. Moths asserts that
his return to health is due entirely to Dr.
Williams' Plnk Pills, and ke still 000a
clonally uses • box If he feels in any way
"out of sorts."
Th. kidneys, like other organs of the
body, are dependent upon rich, red blood
and strong nerve. for healthy action, and
It 1s because Dr. Williams' Plnk Pills sap
ply these conditions that they care kidney
trouble as well as other ills which have
their origin In watery blood or • shattered
nervous system. Sold b7 all dealers m
sent postpaid &trite. • box or six boxes fol
0kp addressing the Dr. WUM'•tns'
Medio Co , Brockville, Ont- If you
vales your health do not take. substitute
Ralresaetle.,
"Btnglere hea the big head terribly hs -
came of his small feet."
"Well, even that beats having a email
head and big feet," --Chicago Newa
A Suggestion.
31 Mr. Agulnaldo must take something,
wnnldn't it be a good Idea to coax him to
tide enuntry and let him take the lecture
platform? -Atlanta Constitution.
res
fts, "r,4
elt„ ight, /Nov
e.Y.es, se o�juZ k a F.,.,az
4/974,4r i/ 447 0/44.-
16;:z
'1'. no Boas !eters\aa/.
Cholly !lofty bad been back from the
n orth just one day and half • or t.
He had gone up there the week previous
well equipped for c'muoth'a shoot. 1D a
armm had been the twat, M. camp Niel.
meat ■way in advance of those 01
reuthe of less money, and his "grub"
the nicest tanned stuff then' money could
buy. He got out his deer shooting
kteLse in good forum and on the way
home that nigttt 1n the car he *Millet
its vague verbiage ttnorougLoly, '1'o it.
were affixed a certain number of togs
upon each of which were printed the in
etruetione that one was t0 be tastrnec
to each Geer shot. 'Me equipped.
Ch"Ily left for the nstekk dog., gutta
- blankets and all.
And he came bark day before yr,.ter
dry. Of course 'the boys had heard of
his departure, and. naturally they ex
p(1 ted be would be •way at lea.t cwt
cite ekj,. so It sae With aurprMe that the)
Mw him etre' Into the lobby of the
Rt.�f ell I1nu.e lout evenmg.
"Hello. Cbutly," Med one, of diem
Hark't"
1 wits,"' was the reply.
"Have any luck?"
-"Raw • let of deer, 0(dt7't yeoT'
"Vests, more n • thousand y'know."
"Couldn't hit 'em, hub '1"
"l)'kus.w: l;dn't try," '
"lhdut try to shoot 'em. Why coir'
"Couldn't get caw' enough to any of
'em t' tie n• the leruee tags. 7'knaw."
Deafness Cannot be Cured
h• local application., as they rano t reach th
die -sant Porti n of the ear. ' There 1e witty ewe
way to cure Deafness an 1 *tut is by constltu-
tlonal remedies. D'afne s is , Bused by au 10-
named r,udltIon of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian a ube- When this tube get. In.
to ed you have a ' umblinz sound ,e imperfect
hearing, sod when It Is entirely closed Doane..
le the resent, and uone. the mllamnut L,a ran be
taken ,oat anal thetuberest'•.d to its normal
ro•,ditiun, hearing .111 be destroyed forever;
n ine cases out of ten are raised by e,tarrh
which is nothing but an Inflamed a adltiou of
the . u,oua .urfacea
We will give One Hundred Dollars for a y
• se of Deafness (emoted by rat rrhl that esti
not be eared by Hall's Catarrh Cure Seud for
circular, 1r.e.
3. J. CHENEY k CO . Toledo, 0.
• Mold by Druggists, 77e.
M 1111..■ o1 Men 0md.r Arise..
A 1(Yeach stalk -inn states that the
trial number of men permenantly un-
der arms is 4,250,1100. If uuivered war
hroke out tkere would be 41:LW000 men
reedy to take up arms at once. Placed
In env line the moldier. of the world
could cover the equator right round
the earth. To pase shag the whole line
one would need to ride 1n an express
trete at (8* milee en hour for 70 days,
If the soldiers received ortic'w to ex-
ternde.te the refit of the population
they would orgy have to kill 33 persons
39,ece:
Oh, my' how your complexion has Im-
proved. Yea, Miller's Compound Iron
Pills did 1t.
A Flmam.ler.
"Brlggln* makes mosey by establlehing
creameries In a 110177 towes, dee. het
Ithought it was a nntnrlota fact that
little creameries don't pay."
'ellha1'. 4t. Ills agent works rep a
aeemery retiree** to some smell town,
acid Beige -Los gone then 18e Lest year.
fines up the machinery ter a eons and
e els It to some village where they have
never bad • re- aniry."-- bie•go Tri-
bune.
Nllird's Liniment Is used by Physicians.
Wein Ordered Menthe Ahead,
The (Thin.+ Emperor ie probably mere
hedged in by rule than any other
monarch in tttis world. 'Ilse mania Inc
his daily mettle are preeeribed for him
by hie phrereter menthe ahead. He is
eertninly the ferlNgiR Ober =bang potter
tater, real dr trom1nal. Hs gels up to
tmne.et business+ of Stat. st 'Lire
o'clerk In The morning. Hb unity rival,
the Ar*trien I0mperar, does net begin,
till fonr.
New life for a quarter. Miller's Com-
pound Iron Pills.
R Lwow ,k and N1. *log.
When B1.marek templein.d to the old
emperor about the woeful falling off In his
physical powers, his majesty broke In:
Teti Look at me. I am muck older
than you ars, Bismarck, and yet I anthill
able tc ride."
"Ah, yes," rejoined the iron ebaaesilor,
"bat then. your majesty must temsetbse
Shit a rider always lasts Hager that his
bares „
A doss et Minor's Woes Powders seri'
atonally will keep the ehllbea has sly,
The Pliers -Aad bow NM y13a ilia
that she had synth a b1 hpa i
The Pod --To ayes*
Are
think•
ing of buy-
ing a new wheel h?
If trot be sure
and see the
BUDION
before youurchase. Write for a
Cataloguer either English or French.
Gendron Mfg. Co.,
TORONTO,
Ont.
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F. II growth : over TO 1b.. breaking strain. Full length: re
feet to the pound. Tull weight :Su its. to each We. Nu et grim 1a
the bluder-compaotly wound ; made snare! of pure RAMS Hemp
'Mout adulterant ,{any kl..o, absolutely the beet ever "Mired the
Canadian fanner. 501 M. NATIONAL BIN DER T W IN • FOB
1311 CASH with any one of the folbwdng valuable and useful
PREMIUM
14 -Karat GOLD-PLATED WATCH, stem wind-
ing and stem -setting, guar&nteed reliable time keep-
er-ladyra or gentleman's sire -maker's guarantee
with each watch.
SOLID GOLD RING set with genuine Garnet and
Opal gems -stamped and warranted -with maker's
Trade Mark and guarantee.
MUSICAL CLOOK. glass, sidle, in Nickel Silver and
Gilt -a handsome ornament and accurate timepiece.
A never ending pleasure in the home.
NOW IT IS DONE' h` xal.aal Farman Go. Del. divest to
tial tray Gds Farmers 1 •mptoye ne mt d e
menr aunts, does busters only for moth, makes no leas -Every
dollar doe•s its full duty. We have a lot of NATIONAL SIN DER
TWIN on head --so much [MOM. bank rate of Interest tint.' after
leanest, on the money locked op, will amount to many (bo.a.nd
dotter" ' We want to tate that Interest and give It to the farmer la
return f ,r rash. That Is where the Keno um cm aces In.
dirk* f. , . 434/1411e4Hkik****#iii**tt4it4**tki'ik*t}fir*
This rout parry reenrves t be right to refund year money If the pries of
Hemp advent,. by reason of the Philippine war or other easeoes. Manila
Ilenmp comers from the Philippine Island.. ORDER AT ()NCR mad mak,
certain of your •,aeon'• supply before Hemp advance..
Remit mono to as only by Postal Note, Post Oates Order, Repro.. Order
or Regl.tere l Letter. Write your name plainly. pylae your peat or.* ad.
drew end also the railway dation to whl.13 we are to ably the. Twine. Toa
pay freight on oho Twine from iORON TO. w. .sod yea the prosaism
prepaid by mall or express from Toronto. Observe above direction. ease.
fully so we +stand maks any mistake 1n forwardingone goods. Nay
whether ou want a Gentleman's or a lady's Weida, a Mueiea ('lock or a
Ring -If the latter, seed a piece of airing er paper .ta. required.
tsAddnas all Jottersand maks all rmlttaaese peyablo to
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nr..d lag for Writ. 11..1.
The majority of pout: ry eaten like the
whoa meat better then the dark, and the
fowl th.t best suite the majority of pnr-
shaaers hese, large amount of breast meat.
The beet market fowls carry this white
meat not only on the brain proper, but
well tack between the leg-. A great deal
of the market poultry falls to be thick -
worsted between the legs, which is • vial
defect. Fowls should be selected for breed-
ers whoee legs sand well apart, with the
body between them of good width and
with a ter:dency to put on flesh then.
-Farming.
The rest demand for a pleaawt, sob
and reliable antidote for all affections of
the throat and lungs is fully met with In
Bickle's Anti Consunmptive Syrup. It is
•purl Vegetable Compound wed •eta
promptly and magically in •uLdulog all
coughs, colds, bronchitis, Inflammation of
the lungs, eta it 1e no palatable that a
ethild will not refuse It, and it is put at •
pries that will not exclude the poor from
Its beneath
Mew and Their Weepers
It is really surprising how nuallabiaRai
• lot of hens do if they w on ail two
with the one who ttk-. (ails d them.
They have • way of sizing their keeper up
that is setonishing. If they like him they
are profitable; If they do not then lemma
thing wrong with the keeper. It la a pretty
good thing to get on 'peaking arms what
the hens. They have a language that Is
may to learn, and are great talkers If Pe►
perl7 eaoouraged.
A Carefully Prepared Pill. -Much LIMO
and attention were expended In ez-
perimentlo with the Ingredients Stat
enter into the compsltlon 03 Parmelee's
Vegetable PILIs before they were brought
to the state In which they were ant of-
fered to the public. Whatever other pills
may be, Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are
the result of muck experimenting and
study, and all persons suffering from dye
pepsin or disordered liver and kidneys
may confidently accept them se being
what they are represented to be.
lot
Beaton Manager -Haw different these
fellows are when they Dome to town!
Usher -Are you smoking of that long
haired man in the front row?
Yes; he's laughed at everything that
has been said on the .tag. tnnlght.'
"Well, don't he laugh at home?"
"No; I nnderetand hell the town crier."
-Yonkers Statesman.
We glee
Ode dim
WATC1
*aka* s.d Ise od-
es nes wets seri • Shaw
rryYdw Weeiss.,esgod Ise
suet Meeldtl
Der M1 Pada Leri. ea
yen haw ••Y the Wlaka r.
ars do mow, sad w WM el
�r id y N droll watch how
gsae.d ren wises wki35
1a as, Irby mat y..? n
wr4serV, sio•den Mer paten.
Ii1ITILIEIT 11RM M.,
T..OSTO, SAN,
Jones -And is ha so very popular?
Johnson -Poplar? Why, that man
has heon the preferred endltor in Eos
failures.
The pimples have dteapp•sred, Meg
Compound Iron Pills dM !t.
•
Rollie- Was tt a quiet spat where yam
Mooed Mot1N?
Clout• -No, tt was on the month.
PM6rmtnd--Whet infanthood the Aber-
�.a ate plans that Maw had eels INS
P Alt ip
is . atS AIRM �• ..oxrat ..r.,
ya.oz-Tb answer -
W hY en/lel
...He wand a dlvrn
ye," said, he lawyer,
"because he may. his wife refuses to Book
for him."
"He's not entltied to 1t," replied the
dyspeptic partner. •'No man is entlilalte
a divorce unless his wife Insists vow
cooking when .he can't."
If your child 1s pal., peevish, nal dais
not thrive, a dose of Miller's Worm Pow-
ders occasionally e Ill cure.
Uar .«mat Dl.tleetl•aw
"Why do you hold that Miss Perkenham
is not your 'meal equal? Her father L
one of the wealthiest men In this part et
the country, Isn't he?'
"Yes; but my parents were married by
• minister. Hen were joined by a justice
of the pesos."
Tete Noah ♦.rima,.
Although 1t bon the name of Deimos&
se, 1t was an unprstentlon. restaurant 1a
the seberbs of St. Louis. A stranger ear
emit ow asked:
"WVe have you got today?"
'M<aa and alp, s.13 "
•',Lnything else?"
"Yes. rah, you kin hab de alp widget
de ham, or de ham wldout de alga"
FREE AGENTS WANTS.
is every tows
wal
Omens to San ere d
Imst eau n fable gsealemsoods), for
Der veal a euro eg
See
(vasal or Metro
regular price 10e. and 408.
e.00ppyy)�Patent Lover C
1.[Nww Sear? Pie e. •I tar
Imola Thimbles. Modle ao4
Lam p W leas end other goer.
/or sellteg two doses at the tam goods et
tech yesoar cholla of • W.te& sad Oa terse
Air CrreekRoring er Hockey Skates, Viel1s
Dow, or OgitaroAoe.adeoss,
yonly (}*vary
Fwnehtng Bag, teotell, sada! T�arge •.11.47 ag
other goods te shoo» hem. We seed yen -.LI
premium Its1 a* your Gat erd}r. No .wet
regelrsd. We wad you the goose to Boll, yaS
rrtun ss the money sad we seed yogi year pre^
mime. GO te work at one& Whim you write
state wbieh Use you minim teMm
/alem
Mirth Novelty Co., egg Mir SL T w
REIDS'
PIANOS
In TOUCH, TONI
and FINISH they haw
no equal. Cornwall-
ath wanted tr every town Is act as spats
REID BROS., 157 art N Wes.
tr weeds be. trews Inesaes+ 'tee Tal, f o,
ase ••rlsMy w 38.4, rOrr3rep..11• peeps, 101 boas .ens
serf& LIr w'al, ate, 1g..g1aw ' 6
maa�r•�•mll s c Elft. iw r�mw p�.51/3
Mrmrwe. sir k116.ln%-tt lC.lkial
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