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"TAE JOYOTJS COMRADE."
By L ZANG WILL,
"Well, what are you gaping at? Why
don't you may something?" And all the
impatience of the rapt artist at beiug
interrupted by anything but praise was
in the outburst.
"Holy Moses!" I gasped. "Give a
man a chance to get his breath. fall
through a dark.auteetaimtlesa alt►•
cycle, stumble round • , and,
smack, a ciure• of oriental sunlight
from u u ..•utiu canvas, the vibration
and glow ut a group of joyous figures
reeking with life and sweat -you the
idealist the meeker after nature's beau-
tiful moods and art', beautiful pat-
ternst"
"Beautiful moods?" he echoed an•
telly. "And why isn't this • beautiful
mood? And what more beautiful pat-
tern than this -look, this line, till,
Weep, this stoop here, this clinging ot
the children round this mase -all in a
flow-balauoed by this man of cool
shadow? The meaning doesn't Interfere
—with the powers, yea ehenspfu
Ob, so there 1s a meaning! You've
become an anecdotal painter I"
"Adjectives be hanged? I can't talk
theory in the precious daylight If you
can't see" -
"I can see that you are painting
something you haven't seen. You have
n ot been in the east, have you?"
"11 I bad, I haven't got time to jaw
• bout 1t Dow. Come and have an ab-
sintb at the Cafe Victor in memory ot
old Paris days -Sixth avenue -soy oft
the boys will tell you. Let me see, day-
light till 6 -half past d An 'voir, ate
'vole!"
As I went down the steep dark stain
"Same old Dan," I thought "W hr.
would imagine 1 way a stranger In New
York looking up an old fellow struggler
on his native heath? 1f I didn't knoll',
better, '1 nilght fancy his tremendou,
success had given him the same opinion
of himself that America has of bim.
But no; netbiug will change him -the
same furious devotion to big canvas
moa be baa quietly planned bid picture,
the same obstinate con,irtfon that be it
seeiug something iu.tbe only right way
And yet aemething has changed him.
Why has his brush soddenly gone east:
Why this !saw kind of composition
crowded with figures --ancient Jews
toot a been taken with piety and
L be going henceforward o.teutatioualy
to proclaim his race? And who is the
cheerful central figure with the fine
open faoe? 1 don't recollect any such
glen• in Jewish bhstory-or anything
so joyous Perhaps it's a study of mod
era Jerusalem Jews, to show their life
is not all Wailing Wall and Jeremiah.
Or perhaps it's only decorative. Amer -
lata 1s great on decoration just now. No,
Se mid the picture had • meaning.
Well, I ball know all about 11 tonight
Anyhow it's s besutifnl thing."
"hams old Den," I though$ it•a
more decisively as, when I opened the
door of tbe little cafe, a burly, black
bearded figure with audacious eyes
tame at me with a grip and • slap and
• roar of welcome and dragged me to
the quiet corner behind the billiard
tables.
"I've jest been opaltsing your ab-
sinth for you," be laughed as we eat
down. "But what's the matter? You
look kind o' scared."
"It's your inferno of a city. As 1
turned the oorner of Sixth avenue an
elevated train came shrieking and ram
bling. and • swirl of wind 'wept
screeching round and round, enveloping
me in a whirlpool of smoke and steam,
until, dazed and choked in wb.t seemed
the scalding effervesoenoe of a oollieion,
I bad given opal' hope of ewer learning
what your confounded picture meant."
"Abel" Ile took • oomplacent sip
"It staid with you, did its" And the
light of triumph, flushing for an instant
his rugged features. showed when it
waned bow pale and drawn they were
by the feverish tendon of his long
day's work.
"Yee, It did, old fellow," Iadd affec-
tionately. "The joy and the glow of
it, and yet also some strange antique
simplicity and restfulness you have got
into it, I know not bow, have been with
me all day, oomforting me in the midst
of the tearing, grinding life of Chit
closing nineteenth Dentary after
Christ."
A cations smile flitted soros Dant
face. Ile tilted his chair back and rest-
ed bis head against the wall.
"There's nothing that takes me sr
Much out of the nineteenth century
after Christ," he amid dreamily, "W
this little French cafe. It waft. me
book to my early rtadent days, that lie
somewhere amid the enchanted 'niece
of the youth of the world, to the rent•
fol toil of the studios, to the careless
trips tD quaint, gray Holland, or flam-
ing, devil may cure Spain. Ah, what
scenes shift and 'baffle in the twinkle
of the gas jet in this opalescent liquid
-the bot shimmer of the arena at tin
Seville bullfight, with its swirl of cob,'
and movement; the torchight prooeawiou
of pilgrims rowel the church at Lonrdee,
with the one black nun praying by her-
self in a shadowy ogrner; the love)
valley of the rouble where the tinkle
of the "beep bells mingles with the Lu-
theran hymn blown to the four winds
from the old chnrch tower; wines that
were red; ennebine that was warm,
mandoline." His voice died away as to
exquisite reverie.
'And the east?' I said slyly.
A good natured •mile dissipated hie
Qslteions dream.
"Ah, ym.t" be said. "My east was
the Tyrol.'
"The Tyrol 1 How do you mean?"
"I see 701 won't lM ms oat of that
may„
"Ob l There's a dory. is therer'
"Oh, well, perhaps Dot what you lit-
erary chaps would eat I • /bull No
lovemaking fn it, you knew."
"Then it ere wait Tell me shout
your picture."
"lint that's mixed ap with the
Wary „
Didn't i Pay you had become an an-
atidert•1 smile?"
"It's no laughing matter," be said
gravely. "You remember when we
parted et Munich a year ago last apriug.
you to go an to Vicnua and I to g••
Will to Americo? Weil, I bad a sudden
fancy to take cue last European trip all
by myself, and started month through
the Tyrol with a pack on my back. The
third day out I fell and bruised my
ttgvesely aid ` > my
lift a mountain town till moonlight
And I tell you 1 was mighty glad when
I limped. across the bridge over the
rushing river and dropped on the hotel
sofa. Next morning 1 was stiff as a
poker, but I struggled up the four rick-
ety flights to the local physician and
being assured I only wanted resit I re-
solved to take it with book and pipe
and mug in • shady beer garden on the
river. 1 bad been reading for about an
hour when Ave or six Tyrolese, old
men and young. in their gray and green
costumes and their little bats, trooped
in and occupied the large table near
the inn door. Presently I was startled
by the sound e f the zither. They began
to sing songs. The pretty daughter of
the house came and joined in the sing -
Ing. I put down my book.
'The old lady who bad served me
with my mates of beer, seeing my in-
terest, llama over and chatted about her
guests. Ob, no, they were not villagers;
they came from four hours away. The
slim one was • schoolteacher, and the
dicker waa • term: and sang in tbe
chorus of the Pas'ao spiel. The good
looking young man was to be the St.
John. Passion play I I prioked np my
ears. Vibe)? Where? In their own vii
lege-three days hence -only given
once every ten years -for hundreds and
hundreds of yeare. Could strangers Get
it? What should strangers want to Inc
it for? But could they see it? Clew's*.
This. sem indeed a stroke of lack I bad
always rather wanted to see the Passion
play, but the thought of the fabioo•
able Oberammergau made me sick.
Would 1 like to be vorgestellt? Bather.
"It was not ten minutes after this in-
troduction before I bad settled to May
with St. John, and clouds of good
American tobacco were rising from ■ix
Tyrolese pipes, and many an 'ant lhr
Wobl' was baeying the pretty Kellner
inn. They trotted out all their repertory
Of quaint local songs for my benefito..lt�
sounded bully, I tell you, out there
with the sunlight and the green leaves
and the rush of the river -and in this
aroma of beer and brotherhood I blessed
my damaged tbbgb. Three days hence!
Just time for it to hal. A providential
world, after all.
"And it was indeed with a buoyant
step and • gay heart tbat`i set out over
the hills at sunrise on that memorable
morning. The play was to begin at 10
and 1 should just be on time. What t
walk! Imagine it! Clear coolness of
dawn, fresh green sparkling dew, the
rued similes np and down, round bills
ap cliffs, along valleys, through wood
where the green branches swayed In the
moruing wind and dappled the gran•
fantastically with dancing sunlight
And as fresh as the morning was 1 fel,
the artistic sensation awaiting me. 1
Iwuog round tbe last hill shoulder, my
the quaint gable. of the first hoose peep
ing through the trees, the obarob spire
rising beyond, then groups of Tyrolea
oonverging from •11 the roads dipped
down the valley, past the quiet lake
ap the bills beyond. found mysel
caught in • stream of peasants, and
presto, was rucked from the radian
day into the deep gloom of the barnlik
theater.
"I don't know bow it is done u
Oberammergau, bat this Tyrolese thin;
waaa strange jumble of art and naivete
of talent and .upidlty. There was
fall fledged stage and footlights, ant
the scenery, some one said, was pekoe,
by • men from Munich, but the player:
Were badly made op; the costumes,
correct, were ill fitting; the stage basalt_
lighted, and the flats didn't ' tine.
Some of the actors had gleams of artie
tio perception. St. Mark was hematite
to look on, Caiaphas had a senile of elo
cohort, the Virgin was tender toe
sweet, and Judas rose powerfully to hi
g reat 20 minutes' soliloquy, but the
balk of the players, though all were
earnest and fervent, were clammy or
self conscious. The crowds *ere stili
and awkward, painfully symmetrical,
like school children at drill. A chorus of
10 or 12 ushered in each episode with
song, and a man further explaloed it in
bald narrative. The acts of the play
proper were interrupted by tableau::
vivant. of Old Testament scenes from
Adam and Eve onward. There was
much, yon wee, that was puerile, even
ridiculous, and every now and then
some one would open the door of the
daaky saditorium and a theft of mon•
shine would fly in from the outside
world to remind me further how un-
real waa all this glnnmy make believe.
Nay, during the entr'acte I went out
like everybody else and lunched of
sausages' and beer.
"And yet, beneath all this critical
conerinnxnere, beneath even the artiste
consciousness that could not reeled jot
ting down ■ face or • wane in my
gkntehbittnk, i mmething engines was hap
peeing It, the depths of my being. The
play exerctaed from the very first m
wtraugo magnetic effect on me; deepit•
all the primitive humoreof the player-.
the simple, .nhlime tragedy that discs
gaged itself from their anoonth but
earnest goings on began to move aml
even oppress my and. Christ had been
to me merely • theme for artiste; my
sterile* and travels had tamiliattsed.rn'
with every possible conception of the
Man of Sorrows. I had .wen myriads of
Madonnas narging him, miles of Mag
dalone* bewailing him. Yet thewnrrnwe
I had never felt Perhaps it was my
Jewish training; perhaps it was that
n one of the Christians I lived with had
aver believed In him. At any rate, here
for the fire time the Ohrlwt story tame
bottle to me as a real, living fact; some-
thing that bad ectnally happened. I
saw Ibis simple ane of the people -made
men simple by my knowledge th.t this
a ressetattvs waa • baker--mnvtnp
amid the anolent psausit► and .he. life
elf Galilee. 1 saw him draw mall sod
women, saints and sinners, by the magic
of his love, the 'ample sweetness of hie
Inner 'wahine; I saw the euuahioe
ohauge to lightning as he drove the
money changers from the temple; 1
watched the clouds deepen ea the -trage-
dy drew on. I saw him bid farewell to
his mother; I heard suppressed "ober all
around me. Thou the havens were
overcast and It seemed aa if earth held
Its breath, waiting for the supreme mo-
ament They dragged him honor* Pilate;
they clothed him iu scarlet lobe and
platted big crown of thorn. and spat on
him; they gave him vinegar to drink,
mired with gall, and he so divinely
tweet and forgiving through all. A hor-
rible oppression hong over the world. I
felt choking; my ribs pressed inward;
my heart seemed 000trscted. He Was
dying for the sing of the world, he
summed up the whole world's woe 'and
pitifulness; the two ideas throbbed and
fused in my troubled soul. And 1, a
Jew, bad hithaeto ijaored hitt What
Werititfagreetwilesee simple panels
gobbing all around, if they knew that I
was of that hated race? Then something
broke in me and I sobbed, too -sobbed
with bitter tears that soon turned sweet
In strange relief and glad sympathy
with my rough brothers and sisters."
He paused a moment and nipped si-
lently at his absinth. I did not break
the silence. I was moved and interest-
ed, though what all this bad to do with
bisglowing, joyous picture I could only
dimly surmise. He went ou:
"When it was all over and I went
out Into the open aur, I did nut 01e_thr
sunlight. I carried the dusk of the
theater with me, and the gloom of Gol-
gotha brooded over the sonny afternoon.
I beard the nails driven in; I saw the
blood spurting from the wounds. There
was realism in the thing, I tell you.
The peasants, a ocu.tomed to the painful
story, had quickly recovered their gay-
ety and were pouring boisterously down
the hillside like a glad, turbulent
mountain stream unloosed from the
dead bend of frost. But I war spill ice-
bound and fog wrapped. Outside the
Gastbaua, where f went to dine, pay
poop. assembled, an organ played,
some strolling Italian girls danced
gracefully, and my artistic self was
aware of a warmth and • rust-: But the
Inmost me was neck deep in eR:"s
with which the terribly pounded steak
they gave me, tranduleot!y overlaid
with two showy fried eggs, seemed
only In keeping. Si. John came in, the
Christ, and the soboolmaster-who had
conducted the choir -and the thick tenor
and the supers, and I congratulated
them one and all with • gloomy sense
of dishonesty. When, as evening fell,
1 walked home with Si, John, f was
g loomily glad to find the valley shroud -
pun Slettad shat the mountain; every.
when vague, drifting bulks of malari-
ous mist. 1 .ought to pierce them, to
find the'rud.uape. the cheerful village,
the warm human life ue.tltug aide:
God's heaven, but saw only, way be-
lowt.ati`,t1-r+ipgh • tunnel out betwixt
mist and rebunttie, • dead Inverted
world of booms and trees in ■ chill
gray lake. 1 abuddered. Au Indenusble
apprehension possessed rue, something
like the vague di•cotutort of m (thwme.
Then almost in.tautly it crystal -timid in.
to the blood ourdliug suggestion: What
it this were divine obaatiaement? What
U all the outer and inner dreariness
that bad so steadily enveloped me rinds
I witnessed the tragedy were punish.
meut for my disbelief? What if this
water were really holy and w7 salla!•
lege had brougbt.ome grizzly nemesia?"
"You believed that?'."„
"Not really, of mutate but you, al
an artist, mast nnderrtand bow one
dallies with an idea, plays with amood,
works oneself up imagivatively Into a
dramatic si cusum. 11atg,,gmw upon
-ag-iti1; Bksthe deck,
afraid of the ghosts he doesn't believe
in, 1 grew nervous"
"I dare say you hadn't wholly reoov-
ered from your fall, and your nerves
were unetrung by the blood and the
nails, and that steak bad disagreed with
you, and you bad bad • bad uight and
you were morbidly aueaay abnot annoy.
ung the old woman and all those chunks
of mist got into your spirits. You are •
child of the sun."
"Of course 1 knew all that, down in
the ceiling of my being, but up stairs,
all the same, I had this sense of guilt
and expiation, this anxious doubt that
perhaps all that greet, gloomy, medi reset
bualnees of saints and nuns and bones
and relics and miracle• and icon. and
calvaries and °elle and celibacy sod
horsehair shirts and blood and dirt and
tears was true after alit What If the
world of beauty I had been content to
live in was a otanbo .bow, and the real
thing was that dead, topey turvy world
down there in the oold gray lake under
the reeking mists? I sneaked back into
the house to nee if the streak hada't
dried yet, but no, it loomed in telltale
ghastliness, a sort of writing on the
wall, announcing the wrath and visita-
tion of heaven. f went ont.:ide•again
and smoked miserably on the little
tenth. Gradually I began to feel warm-
er; the mints seemed clearing. I rose
sod stretched myself with an acbe of
luxurious languor. Enot nraged, I stole
within again to peepLattlta„gk.., $,)
was dry -a virgin wal innocently
white met my delighted gate. I opened
the window. The draggling vapors were
"till rising, rising; the bleakness was
merging in • mild warmth. I refilled
my pipe and plunged down the yet gray
bilL I strode past the old sawmill,
skirted the swampy border of the lake,
came out on the firm green, when, bing,
Mtn, br-r-r 1 • heavenly bolt of sunshine
smashed through the raw mists, scatter
lag thea like a".boeab .W -ba bonsoe'
rim. 'Tben with sovereign calm the sun
came out full, flooding hill and dale
with luniinons joy; the lakh shimmered
and flashed into radiant life and gave
back ■ great white cloud island on a
stretch of glorious blue, and all that
golden warmth stole into my veins like
wine.
"A little goat came skipping along
with tinkling bell, a bores at grass
threw up its heels in ecstasy, an oz
lowed, • dog barked. Tars of exquisite
emotion came into my eyes. The beau-
tiful, soft warm light that lay over all
the happy valley seemed to get into
them and melt something. How unlike
those tears of yesterday, wraeg out of
me as by some serpent coiled round my
ribs! Now my ribs seemed expanding
-to bold my beart.—nd all the divine
joy of existence thrilled me to a reli-
gious rapture. And with the lifting of
the mists all that ghastly medieval
nightmare was lifted from my soul. In
that meted moment all the lurid tragedy
of the crucified Christ vanished, and
mly Christ was left the simple fellow-
ship with man tied beast and nature,
the love of life, the love of, love, the
love of God. And in that yearning
eaten my picture came to me -'The
Joyous Comrade.' Christ -Dot the tor-
tured God, bat the joyous comrade. the
friend of all simple souls -the joyous
comrade with the children clinging to
They were not Int/agent
ed in mist and a starless haven sagging,
over a blank earth. It seemed an end -
len up hill drag to my lodging, and,
though my bedroom was unexpectedly
dainty and a dear old woman -St
John's mother-metapborioally tucked
me in, I slept i11 that night. Formless
dreams tortured me with impalpable
tragedies and apprehensions of horror.
"In the morning, after a cold spong-
ing, the oppreetion lifted a little from
my spirit, though the weather still
seemed rather gray. 8t. John had al-
ready gone off to. bbs field work, his
mother told me. Sbe was so lovely and
the room in which I ate breakfast so
n eat and demure, with its whitewashed
walla, pure and etainlew like ooantry
mow, that I managed to swallow every-
thing but the coffee. Oh, that coffee! 1
bad to nibble at a bit of chocolate I car-
ried to get the tante of it ont of m7
mouth. I tried hard Dot to let the blues
get the upper band again. I filled m7
pipe and pulled out my sketchbook.
My notes of yesterday seemed all faint
and the morning growing so dark that
I mould warmly see them. I thought I
would go and sit on the little bench
outside. As I was ,auntering through
the doorway, my head bending brood-
ingly over the sketchbook, like this, I
eanght sight out of the oorner of my
eye of a little white match stand fixed
upon the wall. Meohsnieally I put out
my left hand to take a light for m7
pipe. A queer cold wetness in my fingers
and a little splash woke me tothe sense
of some odd mistake, and in another
instant I realized with horror that I
bad dipped my fingers into holy water
and splashed it over that neat, demure,
'pothole, whitewashed wall."
I could not help limping. "Ah, 1
know, one of those pocelain things
with a crucified Savinnr over a little
font! Fancy taking heaven for brim-
stone I"
"It didn't neem the least bit fanny
a1 the time. I just felt awful. What
would the dear old womau m7 to this
profanation? Why did people have
whitewashed Walls on "Minh sacrile-
gious stains were luridly vielble? I look-
ed np and down the hall, like Montt
when be slew that Egyptian, trembling
lest the old woman should come in.
How could I make her anderetand I was
so lgnot'aM of Christian custom sl to
mistake a font for a matchbox? And if
I said I was a Jew -good heavensl-
be might think 1 had dome it of fell de-
sign. What • mond to the gentle old
cantors wbo bad beth so swat to mal
I amid not stay in right of that aeons -
lug streak. I most walk off my unman -
nese I threw open the outer decor. Then
I "toed still, paralysed. Mon.trovs, evil
looking gray mina were clamped at the
very threshold; sinister, formless re,
"4 tattle apinah woke me to the genie of
some odd sl/at-Pe."
him and the peasants and fishers listen-
ing to hie chat; not the theologian
'pinning barren subtleties, but the malt
of genius proteattng against all forme
and dogmas that would replace the di
rent vision and the living &infamy; not
the Man of Sorrows, loving the blank -
meal of endergronnd 0111s and scourged
barks and spxiww skeletons, but the Inv•
et of warm life and warm sunlight and
all that is fresh and simple and pare
and healthful "
"Every man maker his God in his
t wo image," I thnnght, teen touched to
jar him by paying it atond.
"And an, runt since, off and on. I
have worked at this human picture of
bim-'Thu Jnycroe Oomrada'-to re-
store the trate Child to the world."
" W hfch yew hope to convert?'
"My business is with work, not with
neolta ' Whatsoever- thy /mei g0does
to do, do it with thy eatellk't Whitener,
any single Laud, even the. wHlgbtlrbt, d,
le this great weltering world/ Yet,
without the hope and the dream, who
would work at all? And so, not with-
out hope, yet with 110 expe(trtam of a
wiraule, I give the Jewr a Cbrt.t they
can now tempt, the Christians a Christ
they have forgotten. 1 rebuild for my
beloved American a type of simple man
hood, unfretted by the feverish lost for
wealth or power; • simple lover of the
quiet moment; a sweet buman soul
never dispossessed of itself, always at
one with the essence of exietenoe. Who
knows but 1 may suggest the great ques-
tion, What 'ball It profit a ,nation to
gain the whole world and low Its own
soul?'
His voice died away solemnly, and 1
beard only the clink of the billiard belle
and the rumble and roar of New York.
A Capital by Accident.
Natal. never tnteuded Berlin for any-
thing but a provinoial town. It has
been made into the capital of a great
oposidro -dallbsstely,.,of maltos atoll.
thoogbt, Irba.: In' fact, been victim-
ised by favorable circumstances. To the
stranger there 1' nothing abdut it that
faaoiuetee, nothing that excites the
imagination. It has neither the archi•
teeterel beauty of Vienna nor the reck-
less gayety of Paris; neither the vast-
ness that surrounds London. It is a
sprawling commercial towu in the mid-
dle of a sandy plain. A muddy and
moat melancholy stream wanders unob-
trusively through the center of the city
•s if rather ashamed of itself. To the
north and south are forester of pine and
plains of sand; to the east and weet art
plains of sand and forests of pine.
FINE POINTS OF 60111.
How to Make the Swing From
Start to Finish.
DEFECTS 1N PLAY TO BE AVOIDED.
Striking Style e1 liaataed'a Creek
Golfer -• Tle • Perfect Swing De-
scribed by Jobe D. Dwae-•-Dee't Re
1e a Merry.
One of 'the ternin•tiona of golf is the
element of uncertainty which entereinto
the game. Seldom does a player go nut
sn the coniwi that • new situation doer
not •rises. Lays are seldom alike. The
winds change so frequently, the oondltion
of the ground varier so greatly, and the
ball gets into ouch queer and difficult p,,
onions that ewch stroke adds same charm
to the enjoyment of the player.
..-•itegxnlieg the beat mourner of—swim/Oft
the club, opinions dither. John Bell, Jr.,
Tile Protean Kaiser.
The emperor of Germany receive.
and oongratnlatea °Moen' and fauction
.ries just promoted, foreign embasea
dors, German princes and members of
the aristocracy, chatting with each a
minute or two. Frequently be changes
his uniform six or 'even times, having
enough uniforms of all nations, grader
and arms to clothe a small army. Sup-
pose the son of an artillery general
comes to announce the death of bis fa-
ther. The kaiser, to honor the memory.
of a valued officer, dons the uniform of
s general of artillery. He makes the
costume fit theoomplimeut For'foreipu i
embaaeadors or attaches be wears some
uniform or decimation conferred on him
by the sovereign of the dignitary n
Femoa• l■ 1111• Lime.
Walter White, for many years amidst -
ant secretary of the Royal society, gave
in bin journsle many amusing and witty
'perches and sayings, 'ome of which he
•heard at first hand. Among those re-
peated to him by other people wa.a bou-
mot made by nun of the founder' of the
Atheneum club of Loudon.
When the Athenaeum club was first
-Clnkii as Drgtnt that.no
man should be admitted wbo had not in
some way distinguished himself in lit-
erature.
Sion alter be proposed the Duke of
Wellington, when some one said, "The
duke has never written a took."
"True," replied Croker, "but be is a
capital band at reviews."
gime. Feminine Nature.
"You don't seem to be attracting as
much stteution as some of your cow
mdes," said the bystander to the soldier
boy.
"Hang it a11," he' •naweted, "Pace
kept my uniform tow clean."
Por 11's the toughest looking .molal
that draws the daintiest girls -Cleve.
land Plain Dealer.
MYSTERIOUS LIGHT AT SEA.
Mr** $teaterees Didn't fnd.reta■d
It, bat ole Prl.ee of s1 Knew.
The Prince of Monaco has been knr,wn
dace 1885 as an enthusiastic student
of the sea and its various forme of life
He renally spends hie glimmers in the
study of oceanographic problems, and
his cruises have on some ncraxions been
extended almost to the coapts of Ameer-
ica. He del-vere a Torture before the
Royal Geographical society in London
in which he told this incident
One afternoon. while in the bay of
Biscay. he tank the trap in which he
collected epeccmena of sea life. 11 went
to the bottom in over 12.000 feet of
(rater. and an night approac'he'd he fan
tened -to the wire attached to it an 'lee
uric buoy sod thea_ stood off a mile or
so. It did not happen to oeenr to him
that he was right in the track of admin
ere plying between, northern Europe
and the Mediterranean. bnt he was re
minded of the fact later
An he end his I4 sailors were watch .
Ing with a good deal of satisfaction thp
swaying buoy with its brilliant ill
mination a atesiner'n lights tame into
view It was aor:n evident that the
steamer wee onions to know the mean
ing o/ the illnrnination. for elle alters'
her comae and inside for the light Sha
knew that no fishing boats came amt se.
far from pend and to determined t.c,
solve the mystery Up she came to
within a qnarter of a mile of the tinny
slowed np for a minnteand then start,
ed ahead. perhaps a little chewe tel at
the incident that had lured her ,u-veret
miles ont of Loaf' course
She had hardly got away when as ere
end steamer ,-ante into view• end .he
ton. bore clown neon the lighted buoy
The marine- on the prince's veer el nn
derstxxl by this time that the illumine
tion wan probably believed to be evi
dente of a chowder Jnet x. the princes
steamer wee moving np to explain mat
ter. she was nearly nun down by one of
the large liners in the oriental trade.
which had ale() left her conrw• to render
what a/ffiiitxnre she could
The emelt was very heavy. and the
minae Garai x collision as the three
•easels xppreched the light like moths
aronnd a candle He therefore veered
off and the other v.mmele. after .tandlnr
by tor a few minute.. went on their
Way and probably never learned the
carne of that night's illnrnination at
sys.
But the Incident gave the prince. •
pointer He eerefnlly refrained there
atter from exhibiting him electric buoy
ori any of !h0 much traveled ocean
routes(
apeaklag •dvu.dlr.
The Oahu One --Ain't mad, are pone'
The Oieierle one -Yon Doan "en
gry," sir t Only dogs get mad
The Calm One -Oh, nol 1 meant
'toad "-New York Journal.
In pmpnrtlon to iia afro, a fly walk.
shit as tinea sx fast as • man
BALL'! Tett 'west.
the Eugli.h player, haw a famous swing.
John 1) omit' has this advice ,for the
amateur regarding the swing: "I'lace
your feet so that they, with the heed of
your club, (Orin a triangle. Your left foot
sho Id be a1ou,et at right angles to the di
rection you want the ball to go. Stand
neither so for front the ball that your anus
Rare straight nor yet so near that the hat
dle'totithee c ;bYllbRy: 'Tf176Ibtf iU',h14
ung s shorter grip, should be slightly
bowed. Stand with your feet well apart,
but not unn,tufortably so. This completes
what is called 'eddnaaing the tall.'
"The two moat Important things to re-
member are: To keep your head to the
same place the whole time during the
Ewing just as -If It was fixed in a vice.
You must regard your head as the pivot of
your swing. Neither turn your head nor
else 1t up. You must keep stooping,
without rounding your beck, and with
your head down the whole time during
the awing. Even after you haver -
the hall you should sti'1 tee looking at the
ground where the tall has left. Beginner.
are u.n apt to look forward jest as they
are etriking. Never rise up until the ball
is well away.
"The second important point la to keep
your eye on the side of the tall, the plane
you want to hit. Beginners aro very liable
to look abstractedly at the whole ball;
that means the top. This has a tendency
to make you hit the top.
"flaring taken up your position or 'ad-
dressed the hall,' the next thing to do Is
to Ewing the club Mask to your- neck. In
doing this d.'a-rihe the quyarter of a circle
round the right tont, the right feet being
the center of thaicircle. -Dont thin foo,
great a hurry to raise your club. The
club head should leave the ground reluc-
tantly. Make as barge a circle as porlble
when swinging. Beginners are too apt to
curtail this circle, and the rei.ult is a
sledge hanuner stroke which finishes In
the ground.
"Turn your body from the hlpe without
turning your head. Drop your left 'boul-
der and raise your right elbow so that the
upper part of your arm 1s on it level with
the top part of your right shoulder. Drop
your left elbow down toward your waist.
Beginners are very apt In swinging beck
to rise up or sway to the side. It I. Im-
possible to be at all (ertaln if you do this.
"Bend your left knee Inward, heel out.
Only bond one knee at time. Your left
heel should now be off the ground. The
object in the knees Is to tel the
hips turn zoore freely. Swing your club
Opted the tet'h: of your neck.
"The shaft should now bo horizontal.
and alnx,st, but not quite, touching the
back of your neck. The 'note,' or extreme
end of the hid, should bepointing tnwari
the ground and your left wrist ifhould le
bent under. The grip with your right
hand should now be almost entirely with
your forefinger and thumb. Cramp tights
still with your left Land.
'Swing the club Mack until you can get
the turning In of your left knee and the
raising of the club to be one motion.
"Never m'-Ihg track feet, as the ohjer
In swinging back Is to get way on the cruh
If you seeing tack too fast, all your
strength will Ise wilted in going back.
whereas, you want to gather your strength
for the stroke. H,•rnember all your power
has to be reserved until jnat as the club I.
coming to the ball.
"It le well cat first to make a pause at
the end of the swing heck to assure your
self that you /save done everything right.
although when you are striking at the ball
there should he no pewee. When making
the purse, think if your head Is in the
game plane as It sins when you were sal
dressing the hall. See, too, that you'liev,"
all your eye on the side of the hall. Your
left hip, too, should he facing the bell.
"Ilring your eh,b down to the hall one.•
or twice to iatIsfy yourself that you have
pot rieen up In swinging hack nor yea
swayed your body- to the side. Rath hoar
you bring your clash to the ground your
left heel should go down to Ile original
position. Ile cnre•fui In swinging back '
that you do not go over on the right part
of your foot. After a tlmo you willdevolop
what is technically described M the 'pre
Itminary waggle.' th1. rnnsistsof swing
Ing the chili backward and forward once
over the tall. Then place the club band
down behind the ball before taking the
Anal swing.
"The finish of the swing should be ex
actly the reverse of the swing track, the
right heel now being turned outw',t'il,
right knee knee fur•uul lir, left elbow up, right
wrist under and the shaft almost tonehl ng
the left pert 01 the iu'•k. Ifo not be In ten
great a hurry to look w hen. the bell ham
gone."
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i in the back- you think it
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the poisonous matter that
i they ought to remove a
going all through the sys-
tem -causing rheumatism,
gout, dyspepsia, head-
aches, backaches -all bora
of ills
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cIJL, oRNK,
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Secretary.
tkederieh. it tsh M &ts�e.tare.
Where Oar I.a .fast►lee.
"There tipoeitivily thedomhest man
I ever waw Why, that fellow doesn't
know anything."
"And yet he 1. chief a/miltant In his
wife's intelligence office." -Chicago
News
rare and at.ge.
ale fired him with a steady stars
Wbtob the mama, as 1t dawned on his
eonaMoaenea., made him wish that the
gale were lass 1sA•ady.-Obsoloaall
.mm rarsea•
CARE OF WOMEN'S NAM.
K ee, It close sad V.. at raw Hslrpl.e
as P•taibl..
To kat the hair in good condition it
Is absolutely Dere .,wry not only to brush
it wltb clan Inushee and great regular
ity, but certainly ones 1n twa'veeke to
give It a thorough shampooing rid that
every particle of dost may be removed
from It Th. soh, fluffy tont of tote hair
bss
and Its aaatiful glom after being sham-
pooed. shows how grateful it 1s for the
treatment gives it. Etperieme though
sometimes a tiresome teacher. bap taught
tae• 10A1 obs. IOU .Way las Asanes *0.
aealp a•d the hair 1e. 10 ape very bot
water made "sono .udy" with tar soap;
oes a nailbrush. upon widen the soap
has own rubbed, to scrub the scalp thdr
oughly, and after every tart of the scalp
Is washed rinse the balsa and had with
baths of water, the first Ming the tem-
perature of that used for washlpg rube
hair, and the Iasi ordinarily cool, the
bales between having been gradually
graded. To get such a bath for the hand
It Is only necessary to hold one's bead
over the basin and have the water from
a me. ill pitcher poured over It. Ree _bath
thw
.. -MOS-Or of
tea e ringing the bait
until It 1s quite tree from aoapsodx, and
aat11 the water Is as clear as before It
went over the head. When the bale to
shampooed it 1s win to put on • loose
wrapper that cannot be Injured either by
water or soap I do not ad•ine tee os. of
• fan In drying the bale, as It has ban
found to give malty women severe colds,
nor as 1 recommend the loose TnrkL.b
toweling for rubbing the hair, since It
1s apt to leave fluffm of white cotton •Il
through 1t; but for the first rubbing um
• thick. hard Turkish towel, and after
that rub the hair and tbe bad with
ordinary towels which have bean made
hot for this purpose You will be ear
prised to sec bow quickly ind oomfort-
abiy the hair dries Do not put the hair
op until it le perfectly dry, or It will re
main damp for a long tlm• and ole• •
elms. mouldy and altogether undeelrable
smell about It. Use as few hairpins as
you petdbly an. -Huth Ashmore In The
Ladle.' Hoiue Journal.
A ((.'.,I 11.Ing.
"Iloilo, Banka," said bis friend, ' What
are you doing bare?"
-Oh, I'm In the Insurance business."
"Fire or We"
"Neither," rid Banks, calmly, and as
be did not brace himself to prove It, nor
[make n lunge at the other mane Dation-
bola, his friend's curiosity was aroused.
"H 'az! what kind of a sp.cle. 5.;. 700
added to the genus." be Inquired, hum-
bly.
"Well," said Henke."vclth the grarlty
of • man wbo has jti.t given hie last
quarter to a philanthrnplet, "It Isn't the
bright tilde of an cid thing turned ever.
It is something di'unetly new A good
thing? H'en' it doesn't even need to be
paehed along"'
"Well." said him friend. "you don't
happen to have a picture of It in your
pookeD '
"No," said Banks "Rat i'll tell you.
It Is • policy that positively insures
against the mating of creditors when
you are broke; against the man wbo
wants to borrow your umhrella for five
minutes; against the candid frIend who
tells you bow much were you look than
you feel; against the man who wrong to
get a corner on your time without paylog
for 1t, agalu.t the shark, the fish story,
the chestnut, • ainst the mother -In-law,
and other Hine annoyances of home:
against the man' wbo knows it all;
against-"
"'Hold on, there," broke In hie friend,
wildly. "That'll do, -make me oat •
policy for $60,0ilu."
mama Dialect ..te,rlee.
Th• southern dialect coetinuee to re-
veal its go•lotna.• Mr. 'Torre, has re-
corded this Florida dialogue:
'What time might it her"
"Six o'clock."
"Lan' :skeet 1 didn't know 1t was es
sone as that," '
"Soon" in this ossa probably meant
early. He has •Ito pot on record the
answer of the North Carolinian who was
asked 11 be hail been at the Worlds Fair.
"No; flow's] for /bwent, but I dIdb'1
glt 80 go "
I have lately hard • bit of genuine
noire English whieh may do to go with
these examples. A young lad• of my
aaivalntanee ems vIsIting at a hones
where • eolnred lad wax kept as a sort of
boyofall work. After she had been there
• day the overheard • converrtlon be -
twain the crook end this boy.
"How 110 you like the cemp•ny?"
asked the cook.
"1 like her right well." .•1d the boy.
"1)n you think the's pretty?"
"Seel," geld the lad.'thrra1A'1 's•oklg„
prosy, but she' dew well 'nougb wear due
ain't no bets" at'"
The riven In northern Russia were
f roten last year before the end of OM abee
relWeeWritMettly
1 fOR M N AND WOI ,
'tet!
Br. Ward's
Blood & Nem
Pills.
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