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The Signal
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isattiLtheolisrs.
Teems elf SabserljpSes t
relittlitiotv"em.
1r
Year
Ads*
'an
ger ,uT ;1
seine,.. i a ala.
111.1•,»a tarda of air lines and under, M per
•
other
Rates s
advertisements, M.
• rem!' per I411
Measured b7 a
y r.
�d. nrtu•m,-rets of Lot. Found, Strayed. 814
sem Cha,,,•01111 ' Wooed. nut exceed ding 0 Bust
nonpareil, el ter ur,ut h. r
Dow, el. Steer awl/eons on Sale, not to st-
ared a lenses el for lrsk month, O.e. per subse-
quent math. Larger sews in proportion.
Any i leu Ml sulk., We obSrwt "f ohich 1• t0
Ir-4e Uwe pecanlary hewed( of any ind!vldual
Mer
eumlalny, to W aauidrred w advertisement
and charged a. nosed t ugly.
Loral notices in nonpareil type ose mat per
ward. no cotta lean than $ c.
Loral utters lo ordinary -reading type UM
$S
per woad. 11 uun
melee for less tam
olives fur churches and other rel loss
(Nolen* lastltutlon*. batt ra2l '
Suteer.l.ers who fall to receive Te. Sleuth
regularly by mad, will confer a favor by so-
eaabltlug se of the fact et al early • dale as
possible.
When a change of address Is desired, both the
dI and the uew address ato l l M given.
Publisher's 1(011.0.
J. C. Ie. Tome', of (Roderic'', 1..s been ap
pointed legal Travelling dgaut for the ,ofTowo-
6�• �Goderlcb, Colborne, Asharld and W.
otiose.
L of postmasters twee the district are aim
amlro•ered to receive s*teeriptloua. to Tia
IadaAL.
All eommunlmtlo:a meet be addressed
D. 14.G I L LICUDDT.
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THURSDAY. JANDAR'Y 26. 11089.
TRAMMING' GLIDE.
°BANDTRUNK RAILWAY.
a
.seers.
lilted ,•,. 110! am.
Mail and Express Lara p.m.
Mixed 7.•, p.m.
Mail ad Eaprese 10.60 p.m.
Derail.
�at1 sad Express 1.16 am.
Rall and Express 1 10 past.
Mixed 8.6 P.O.
DENTISTRY.
M. NICHOL SOx L. D.8.
m,:OTaI 55(,5011
Room. opposite .sit • the 1' et Office.
'afµu(Q„4!°wutund rli Wank •
esrperias0a
LM MABEE D.D.S.. L.D.S.-DENTAL
. durgwm-Lalret and approved methods
for ell dental operao , o. Preservation of the
natural teeth• syian«•iaity. Office: cur. West e.
sod Square (op !Mrs). Entrance oo Watt st
J . W TURNBULL, D.D.S., LLD S. -DENTAL
Surgeate
.. (Lastly associated with Dr.
Dixon. of ]Montreal). Gold and porcelain. arU-
aeW teeth mounted on gold or aluminum loses,
special attention ggivru to the preservation of the
senora' teeth. 0ac• in McLesn's new block.
n aid
DmHUNTER-1' HY11ICIAN BURGEON,
le. °thee: Brume start, the reetdeae.
Maly °erupted by 18.. Mame. N.,,... .alis
Irma residence. Tn..lepbone Se.
LEGAL AND CONVEYANCING.
WRIEST HgATON-B RRI4TER, SOLICI-
tK. Notary I'atdir. Couadlau Back of
Oe_soeeCh•m6.ro, the:lquare, Godrrteb.
-....t Ise -1y
nsj CAMPION, C.C.-BARRISTER. SOLICI•
• ter Notary,c Office over Medical Hall,
e,
Squartow,
M •
0. JOHNSTON-BARRISTER, 9eLICI-
• tor, C,rrlmlmbr.er, W. Money 1u lose.
(Mem: Oor. Hamilton and*. Andrew's street',
Goderich, Oat 404
R. a HAYS --BARRISTER, SOLICITOR,
•e. Oar.- : North set., next door Bloat
'talc*. Pries iFunds to lead at lowest rates 0f
Interest. 0160
GARRCW • PROUDFOOT, BARRISTERM,
Attorney. Solicitors, Ac.. Ooderleh. J. T.
(JarrowQ.C., W. IRoudtuot.
CAMMON, HOLT • HOLMF.S, BARRIS-
tete, SeAkltore Ih Qinancery. Ike., (helerick
M. G Cameros, Q. C., P. Holt, Godley Holmes.
J• G. WARD, CONVEYANCER, •e., AND
commissioner for taking and receiving
r.cornlmnoea of ball, affidavits or affirmations,
depoItIo a or aolemn declaralione In or Con -
On no.
on-
Ontario. or IA any Cnuuty or Division Court.
All transactions carefully and promptly ere
cuter!. Reside•c. and P. O. address --Dungan.
see, Ont. rrn�tt
LOAN• AND I'uURA'('E.
ltONiIT TO LOAN�i ,VIt-oPF.R CENT
Mone)) 1 Ip .n, p.trtIe Tifedo; ale, eras
elms faros merest or It. Homo and Iola to
rentor for mel. L N LEN IS, Barrister, God.
e rteh. •
CREAOICIffiAtIMIVETAXCING AND IN-
, samosa DPP alto ri a ,W --►.e.4,
Godericb.
Mi ONEY To LEND ON MORTGAGE AT
M per art. Notes discounted. C. (*EA-
GER. Moe: Opposite Matin'. Rotel, Qode-
rich. f
L'J. 1' NAFTEL-FINE, LIFE AND ACCT-
• dent Insure., Ag"rel; at lowest rtes.
Office: Cor. North-st. and ware, Onderlch. 74
MONET TO LEND A LARGE AMOUNT
Ass of Private Y,t da for Its min" ret at lowest
Mee first res Mortgages. Apply to OAR -
is
& PEOUDFOOT.
R. LDCLTFFE- GENERA L INSURANCE,
Sal Estate slid Money Laning Agent
Only first-class motupanhe represented. Money
1° lend on straight faro, u the lowest rate of
Interest gal .g In any way M mutt the borrower.
Office: 8seond door from Square, West street,
o derteh. mad
WWII MACHINE $ROP*.
NEW MACHINE SHOI'R--ALL KINDS 07
S.patr Work don.. at Ressonshle Prime.
Farming Implements for ale. Ma•hlnery. . new
and second hand, b.nrht and sold. Engines
and Hollers for en . stand: Baty, old waggon
.{a, teener ViClortn * 4 Tmgaigar areata J.
s ITgR KUNCIMAN. fiFtf
ile
AOCTfONRRRi1O.
THOMAB OUNDRY, AUCTIONEER AND
•Isatrent
ce Agent, 0.elerith. O. Agent
IAadon aed Leneashire Fire Ire Co., the Gore
illetrin, Mutual Law Cn. Sues Weeded to In
say part M au ee.tlt7. fie t7
J OHE £X07 YBNERAL APOTTONIES
ate (JirdWeal* Ooderkh Ont Haw-
k, had ea perlence In th• section -
erste, and.,-kar he • *eserine to 1000 rg-
wltb ger°pg° satls/ss!tlon all rnmmlselons m-
ined te s► Order lott at
uxtos's ha. al,
e..4471 r O71k gie.hLr01
Aneedoesser. lien d
TOASOSIAL ARTIST.
'RITZILY, TONo0RTA1. ARTTRT Net
•
uaand Old Baths,.o remises. tea -foaming,
pootngR, and every oilier requirement ears -
Illy
stte,4.• 1 to, *e4 n•:•e Tat competent Meddr1 vas,. McLetu's sew block, next door to
_rfiYR Reebang. Mood.
MARRIAGE LICENSES.
w LANI, IIMVER 07 MARS;IAOE
U'
• .SI, O.4so10b. (10*. /fLL1r
?1. Proper Tiles.
"Whets ars 011 our umbrellas?" asked
M. Hlootmsper.
They are and op" replied Mia Bio
hamper.
RtoU. Mss le jest the way la whieb 1
•as_d to ms ens "a -'lbws Tope..
Oiotlonary for Ghia
♦ dlsagreeah:s F rh*Oltl• Med*
A fighting girl - lilt L mads.
A sweet Kiri-tarots
A pleasant girl- Jennie Sos lay.
A sick girl -Ar Ib Ratios.
A clear ease of Ie ri-00. Logy Dant
A geumrtrlcel girl -Polly Goa.
hot a Christ ton- Hattie &dozy.
A flower girl-- Hodo Dendron.
A ulu.lo.l girl -'nese Node.
A profound girl -Mettle Physlea
A clinging girl-Jneals Mine.
A iiu..0 ler girl --Calle :Weenies.
A lixedir reir1=Azullitliallate
An unoortaln girl -STA Bement.
A
slid girl -Bile Gee.
For Infien.iiteer t of the Eyes.-Amooe
the malty good quallLles wb1.h Parma
Ire's Vegetable Pito p,asea, besides reit
ulating the digest's* organ.. b their sib
may in reduction inflammation of the
eyes. It has called forth many Wean 01
recommendatlou from those who were
afflicted wolf this oomplelnt and Toned .,
ours fu the 'pHls. 'hey affect the eery,
mitres fluid the blood 1u • eurprlalugl)
active way, and the result is almost Im-
mediately seen.
sad .f t►• Carer 1. Maalr
Only one can be czar, but many ern
love hien.
1.4 the czar 1e • rhymster, worse luck for
the pleats.
When the sear is cold, •H Resale has
the influenza.
The carr is very mighty, but la not the
Almighty.
If people want to hang the czar, the rope
will break.
The czar 1s of course • cousin of God,
but not His brother.
'I he ukases of the czar are w,.rth noth-
ing if 1.od dues not any "Amen!"
A teardrop in the eye of the e'er ousts
11.euuntry many haedkerchleta
A dose of Miller's Worm Powders occa-
sionally will keep the children healthy.
Not..l .a All Inrbrlrlr.,
Al( Inebriates ha%u moral aberratlog.
and moral obliquity. and In tetany cow:
but little tntcllectunl failure, althougL
sense defects may be prominent The
capacity W realize the nature and char
teeter of ethical relations is always ter,
ously impaired. It Is lmpoeslble to cal
spirits. for any length of time to execs
and be of muted mind and body.
Th .t time feeling will d1tu1 pe•r,youu,
strife, ft* will itupreve, your digwtioo 1,11
be perfect, If you will fake Riley's Coin
pound Iron Pills.
store to the Pi4,a
.Aisatr-Tj�t- _
°Ihe'leorld. The tlur{(T3t sto sooner lints
the house than it fine, yen the alarm.
Mr. Huself-Haven't you ono that wit
alarm the burglary
A new back for 50 eenta. M Wert
Kidney Pills and Plaster.
Lets H•r Talk.
Cornelia- .1 don't see how you can toter
ate that Mr, Addleton.
Mortemart--Oh, 1 amours you he's a mon
delightful 'companion. Hs hardly sew r,
hasa wed to say.
III -fitting boot. nod shoes tan.• corn.
Holloway-'. Coro Cure is the article to use
Get a hottle at once and cure yonr corn•
Reread Utt
The 81re -how, Johnny, don't let in
hear you ask fora seethed helping of pud
ding at the Chrl.t ulaa dinner.
The Bon -You won't, popper. I don't
'evict to be ab'e W talk Una I get down
that far.
rbu.seear.
Bsising bar hand, he raised It to her
lips; that being lie cameo. level fur the
ultra tublooable shake.
"And you will be mina in sorrow as la
Joy?'' h. e.rnlelesed.
"Williston," she answered, "sem going
aha whole hog, and no bog Mall sausage I"
It Mems alirod to be doubted, mum
Mums, If a woman, io order to have. hap-
py worriage, lulgbt ant better kuuw life
51 It really 1s thew to have property to Ler
own right.
A Reel. Way.
"Nothing like plenty of sleep le sake Il
pay happy pod bp.ltby." Bali the visitor.
"1 get tit much at night," mid the lie.
ole troy, "but not enough In the mora.
Mg "
Advent..• ei Te.•blag.
Retnrning from echoed with • pumpkin
send 1n her hoed, a little girl informed her
mother that her teacher had taught her
that the seal was•whlte, but the pumpkin
wee yellow: The mother asked: "What
le the color of the vine?" The Ave -year
uti r•Id tk at bar teacher had nut taught
1.r that "Hitt." raid her mother, "you
know. fur you have seen the vines In the
pinion." "Of course 1 h•vs•but we are
nut expected to kuuw •nythlug until we
have hew taught."
Fres and easy expectoration Owned -
burly reliever end freen the throat and
loci* /coat v(sefd pI Iegm, *ltd a medicine
that promote', OW, is the best ruediciue to
u-. for might., cold., Infianmatlou of the
lungs and all affections of the throat and
chest This 1. precisely what Bickle'.
Awl -Consumptive Syrup 1. • specific for,
and wherever used it has elven unbpund-
ed,wtisfactlou. Children like It bso.11se
itis pleaseuc, adult. like It because It re-
lieves
elieves and cures the dL,eaas.
eh• 00•.01 Ih• !las. Thing.
Sister Mabel -Mrs. Hobbit 1e • regains
after-dinner caller.
Meter Nettie Indeed! She tnv*rlably
comes just before dinner.
Sister Mabel -That's what I sap. Din-
ner is what she 1s after.
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
That Contain Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the sew el
smell and completely data ice the whole systema
when entering It through the mucous mutat-ea
Such articles should never be used except ott
prescriptions from reputable) hy cetera, ss the
damage they will do Is ten fold to the ao 4 you
tan padbly derive from themes Rail', Catarrh
Cur masufarturee by F. J. Chaser a Ce.,
Toledo O., contains no mercury, sed is taken
internally, act nz directly upon the edood and
MUCOUS surfaces til thee. stem. In bd. lug Hall's
Catarrh Cur be eure yon set the etiolate. It is
tatter internally, and noel. io T• lode. Ohio. he
F..1 Cheney7 & Co. Tull.., male fro..
/t0old by Dr eaglet.. price 75e•. per bottle.
"I wish I wy • warship," b .safrrs-
gretfcily, after opening and examining
his ester/ envelope.
Cause why?" they asked, with natnrat
swipsity.
"I wouldn't mind being docked the.,"
he answered.
Ward's Liniment Cares Distemper.
Pref.. I..ltata.n.• 1. China.
When a Chinaman glues • grand party
he sends three tnv,tatlons to each gnom-
ons two days before the event, another on
the day itself, and the third Just before
tM hour has struck, W signify how lee
patent he 1r for his ;leiter'. arrival.
I meow MISABD'8 LPNIIIENT will saw
Dtpl theme. Joao D. Bor'TILLIZL
French Village.
'lord's Liniment Cures Gorget la Con axe P°w rlNAleprs +1 j' 0111
yre
me
Cap. Island
-.,A.elt.ad Mea.lty.
He -I'd go through An and water for
you, dear.
She -Never mind that. Would you
agree to go through the .operation of mak-
log lire for me'
Swedish 10 .1.11,1 Caatemr
At Swedish weh.inge, among the mid-
dle and lower classes, the brldegnom
parries • whip. This 1■ an emblem of his
sathority in the domestic chole.
New life for a quarter. M►Ilat'a Com
pouted Iron nits.
The wives of ifamem noblemen out
Neer hair m that it sticks straight up from
their heeds. The average length et 11 is
abort 1i{ inches.
Matual 11.11.1.
Little girl vialtor has been annoying
elderly spinster until the letter loses pa-
tience.
I wish you would get home," said she,
sharply; "I'm tired of you."
Small V isitor-I wish you'd get married.
I'm tired of you!
Family tableau!
-a
Ming 4ame• Nits 00.08.8.
Boll wags popular game in Scotland 1a
1467. By' en edict of JemerYI., issued in
1471, the games of golf and football were
prohibited In that country, yet James op-
posed his own edict by playing gulf him-
self, and he was considered In those days
a crack player.
Oft.,. Done.
"What is an investigation, Uncle Rod -
my?"
investigation! Why. it's hunting up
• lot of blame and putting 1t on somebody
ate."
If your every -day thole' ane burden, 11
is because you are not well. Miller's Com-
pound Iron Pills will correct this condi-
Ilan.
• glob of one.
"How do you keep so young, Mn. Idgbio
head?"
"Well, I never worry shone my age."
Health for to children. Miller's
Worm Powders.
The orange production *f eke Pacifier
man last reason was the gr heat In oali-
farnls's history.
Mr. Asbury Peppers.
"Remy man," said the sen.fsawml
boarder, "shonld plant a grate of them ."
"1t Is amine. the law," said Asbury
Pepper "it would be trees Into one's na-
tive land."
I cow MINARD$ LINIMENT M the bot
tweedy es earth. Josses A. ow,
Mo8.rita), lea.
Cheese 0011.. Not Easily Milled.
The cheese mite le more tena0i001 of
life than any other Inaem. Leuwenhoeck
glued one W • pin in order to stake •
moo: oeooplcal examination, and In this
situation it lived eleven weeks.
That tend feeling w111 disappear and
yon will be able to est well and sleep well
by using Miller's Compound Iron Pills.
A (lend Thing roll ,.t Cesr'fcrr
d
The old Dominion of C•dl,waching
far toward northern colder climes, has •
mixed population but a very hardy race of
people. Frorn Its settlement W the pre-
sent time 1t has pursued a coarse of con-
servative government, which has won for
14 -as In cam of mo t British po-sewsetons
--admiration and respect. it 1. domfn-
y1t o1 sthrdy Angle Saxons and thrifty
Frenf:h. 1) closely connected Is t with
the United v rites that ie *wetting bs a4
moot part and parcel ofjettend,,Appleaple
Mem homogeneous. .
Apart from polities and population
ther, are other things which hold domin-
ion there se elsewhere. Of course, In t he
rigors of tho climate there is much ie
effect the general health of the peopls,
and the IntlrmitIaa, which areee•companl-
ed by pains and aches, are 1. some respects
of • m •re prvnouneed type, 0e climate
being colder than elsewhere, but here, se
elsewhere, St. Jacobs 011 beide a dominion
of 1t own In the curs of Rheumatism,
Neuralgia, Sciatica, Ln,- big°, for It le
certainly • well established fact that it
has dominion over these complaints in
their cure and eradication. It Is not •
new thing for the Canadian people, bot
has been used by them with satisfaction
and greet surcess. It is also, r 1e known,
the heti household remedy for pain and
for the care of minor tlimeets moth as
sprains, bruises, burns, aside, and speM-
ally In a climate so cold and at *me
changeable 11 is the beet known remedy
for soreness and stiffness, frost bites end
macular aches. Itis now on its mission
of eon and comfort W the Canadian peo-
ple, and those who suffer with aches and
pains w111 do well to remember that by
established reputation it 1. the muster
erre of pain. In tM Snow It' still sou -
dams to be the preferred remedy, end the
people of the Dominion w111 horn M its
use the value of having cons an;ly on
head a eomfortsr of m muck starless
if INGERSOLL CASE. T1 YTM1 ..01 let •• Takiestftrienl
Illoassariat la *merles.
Tethemandegf Anieneette who travel 1n
OM seal 0110.thiled Maine participle no
Mkt tie meth thetillarthan the four Dream
soiord Rom** °oluenes that upkulsi the
aslablaturs O. which k written be lettere
01 gold "Thep. Theater," but only • score
s two of thus. 1 suppMe, are some that
the building Ilk the mart lotere.1l.g the
.tr1.11 monument In America.
The tint theater on this site was opened
In 10th, wine. aeserding w the records e!'
Ireland. "the east Improvelnente wade 11
the eastern motion of the 0)1y • • • end
ite great income of population, including
many wealthy and fashionable citizens,'
bed to the building of a theater In com-
parison with which, 1t was hoped all oth-
er theaters "would Sok subordinate.'
The opening of the theater was revolution-
ary enough. "The brilliant experiment of
lighting the stage with gar, then first at-
tempted, was hailed with the greatest eaM
isfettlon." Thre early hliWry of the thea-
ter le curiously prophetic. The opening
address proclaimed the high ambition of
the manager:
At less. es Hope. bright, er°dalad Hoye. west
by
She mile os. Shakespeare. and ser throne te
wont
Aad uure as Shakespeare
In the following year, however, the done
Mance of our classic drama was gravely
threatened. "After • perforwanos of
began to feel better. My urine grew mon 'Muth Ado About Nothing,' • grand pm
natural In Dolor, and became normal In seul-'L Berger Coquette' -was azo•
quantity. cured by Mme. Frencfequy Stain, her Ant
"1 Persevered In lbs use of Dodd's Kid- appearance in America, and was the first
ney Pills, and today 1 am sound and well introduction of the modern French school
-have not an ache or •gsln, though the of dancing on the American stage.
doctors had utterly failed to relieve me.' + "The house, wee crowded and an anxious
1
his Is a fair example d the wonderful I look of curiosity and expectation dwelt In
aures the 1)udd's Kidney Pills have been every face, but when tam graceful dan-
making In thee, district during the past mute came bounding like • startled Awn
few yarn. upon the stage, her light and snooty dre-
It is an absolute fact that Kidney Dia- parr Boating In alr, tend her symmetrical
ease of every type, frorn.Hright s Disease proportions liberally displayed by the force
Diabetes and Rheumatism ism W Female of a bewllderiug pirouette, the cheeks of
Complalnta, have been almost entlnly the greater portion of the audience were
b.nished from this notion by Dodd's Kid- crim.oned with shame, and every lady to
Dry Pills. • the lower tier of tit;se immediately left
Dodd'. Kidney Pill. cost only fifty Dents' the house But time works wondrous
e hos, 12.60 for six boxes, can tea gut at all changes, and though for • while Turkish
drugstores, or by sending the prier to'lhe trouser were adopted by the lady. they
Dodds Medicine Co., Limited, 'Toronto. wore finally descanted and the common
ballet draws, Indecent though they he,
were gradually endured"
Today the Amertcans who oar for the
How Mr. Francis Stewart Baffled
a Relentless Enemy.
..eML.. be It teem 161e.a•• -a• ■.d
Tier 141•••11 mese la. Meet •41115
Dooter Alt Failed to Male
IMIImcDde's M►da•r Pills
('woad Ulan.
I1wzltp0Ll.. Jan. 1t -Some time ago Mop
Fttan0lrStewart, one of the well to do
tailors tit thl•tuwn, had the u talurtune *s
fall and injure IUs ktdeeys severely.
Soon after the accident rytuptonts at
Kidney Diane* made their appearance,
and Mr. Stewart at once pinexal hlnteelt
tinder the caro of • competent physician.
Time passed; the Odltvll men were Dun
• rant In their atendao0e and unremitting
in their care. But no benefit resulted.
On the oontrary, Mr. Stewart's oondl iim
grow ntla.dlly wore•. The symptom.: be-
came more and mon pronounced, and the
patient's sufferings were at last almost
anew. rattle.
About this time he bought a box of
Dodd's Kidney Pi11s, and began using
there, taking no more of the doctor's medi-
cines, which had prove t m useless.
Mr. Stewart bells the result of hie action
in the following words: "1 had taken only
• few doses of Dodd's Kidney Pills when I
Reese Lille "Tate Smite.
Boys has measles. art' men has politica
1'd rather take • bath than woes' •aLscan ie English plays and n Judge of
sew pear o' penis t' school ,ibim are • handful; the disciples of
Pa suss 1aa:neee Is a crime, but Ma Mme. Huila number hundreds of thou -
hal 1e 1h' kitehrn lie. sands, but by a curious trick of Ate the
Bova gets must u thar necktie** 'tire Old Bowery has remained crus for the
e m4nod nails in t11' tnornin'. I most part to its traiitiona-Joie OOfWu
When 1 ->t Pa t' ear **yes" I get in Harper's Magazine - -- --
Ma t' avy 'no."
It 's wicked t' work on Sundays; soj
talks pee Ratter room:Lan do little t The IIrat i�tttri'luwrr,tt) maerreetri fadcelle,
wt/ young uvea en"dtn(CeYsd
NA played' "'tibiae all one everIse' and colds may be preserved by
week, an' she don't know what trump Phomas' Ectrctric 011. Croup, whooping
L yet. cough, bronchitis, in Act ell dons of
I's eats I'm Jus' at the emnrt age; the throat and tungs aro elite♦ by ibis
but i don't have no peon -only {Amplest sterling preparatiou, which also remediea
om m' fare. rheumatic pains, .ores, • bruises, piles,
Pa Pays t' lever get excited: hot when klduey difficulty;"and is most 50oeomlo.
ear dl�afmney burnt ant be scraped • lot i
o' skin off his leg trrbf t' get on th' ( Carrying Out la.tr.etl•su.
roof 'shoat a ladder,
1 went t' a party t' other night, as/
when 1 got home Ma 'est me what they
bed Y -cat, an' l told her I didn't know,
'manse they didn't May no kimein' gems.
Folks don't h'heve things in th't
papers they dont want 'o.
IIntrd's Llelmeot Cares Colds, eta.
Maiden Aunt -Why didn't you tell me
you were invited to Ethe1's birthday party?
, Little Gracie -Well, mamma told me
some time ago never to mention birth -
bolero zoo
lrtb-b leroion
A Peculiar Patent.
Queen Mary's gratitude took as odd
form In the case of the Earl of Bueare.
He was a valetudinarian,who had a fear
of tiring hie bead. ile pentlooed Qu..p
Mary fur leave to wear his sip fa her
presence. Her IInicety gave dim keys
1 to wear two raps if be pleased. His
patent for this privilege Le unique is
royal annals:
Know ye that we do give our bee
loved and trusty colistin and counselor.
Henry. Karl of Hume:. Vw"tnt Fits
welter and Lad of 1'Ig'nemund end Pur-
nell, license and pardon to wear his caps
and cap, or any two of them, at his
pleasure, al welt 1n our presence an r
the presents of any other person .x per-
o ne
etwas within this realm or any place in
our dominions whertmoceev donor his
Iii.: and toms., on. letter, shall be suf-
fiefe.t,warrnt in his behalf."
Rad Its,. its to 4. I rend.
stymies -Ye e gases, look at Briggs. Isn't
he stuck up ? What's the matter with
him that he's grown so proud all of a sud-
den? Has he male a fortune or-
Bimley-No, his wife sent kim down-
town the other day to match some cloth
for her, and he ranee within two shad.* of
getting the right Dolor.
*lsetr1. Waimea
A Freneb doctor bas invented an else -
tree helmet, Inside of which Is • small
motor that vltg0SS 4trIps of steel. the
motor iaklmg' 680 towInow.
This whizzing la supposed 14 newe-
l/UR nasdaob• and patine' etr M
sleep. -•. ..- ....vr._ _ ..
Ohms e. Atlantis C mitioad.
The famous old Gu.on liner, the Alaska,
still lies a deserted looking vessel in the
Crw,nagk dock Time was when the
Alaska was one of the pioneer greyhounds
et the AUantlo.
If your children are troubled with
worms, give them Mother Grave.' Worm
Kzterminator; safe, sore and effectual
Trym, and mark the Improvemwttoyour
its Was 1«tea----
Towhee -Where I. tylia dleliffie
Pnpllr-In Africa
Teacher -What Is Ivory,
Pupil* -Elephant tusks
Teacher -Have you ever sem anything
mads of ivory?
Anxious Boy (eagerly) -Soap) -New
York Truth.
If your child is pale, peevish, and dos
not thrive, $ dose of Miller's Worm Pow-
ders occasionally will cure.
A 1.11.1 on Coll.gl..a.
Mrs. Benham -I wonder why our boy
hasn't written lately.
Benham -He's probably having good
luck at poker.
lliud's Llniaeut Cores Diphtheria
I. n... A5.l.,
Clerk -W et kit d of gloves, madman -
walking gloves?
Mlr Waylaek-Mercy aka., nol I
don't wear gloves on my feet.
Miller's Worm Powder are the
laxative medicine for children; as den
a
Ate. lellor 44-4f 4:/
ALA, riv 47
� 42 16.(4.
Grippe 'Epidemic
Again Sweeping Over Canada
With Unusual Virulence.
The Most Violent Attack Since 1890, Leaving
Behind a Host of After Effects That Make
Life Miserable -Prompt and Effective Means
Should be Taken to Strengthen the System.
L grippe, now sweeping over this man -
try In ens of its periodic epidemics, 1s one
et We most treacherous and dlmoult dis-
eases
ieegos wild '.444.11 medltal wrens* has to
reps. Itis In its after effects that It is
p•rtleel rty dlsitrons, and these asoma
many tones, prominent among which may
be mentioned heart weakness, bronchial
and Ione troubles, nervous prostration, al-
t rna*s *hills and favor, a fescan-
oeistg .f can-
oeist lamitndl t and e ledisp./Moe to
Mbar mental or physeal eureka Often
M. selene doer not recover from the
after Wee_ et 1J grippe for menthe, and
In owes d previously enfeebled soasMtu-
Row.od among those of advaatad age,
the ameba of case. Memtnsttng fatally is
appalling.
Riven atter • mild atmck of la grippe it
is imperative thea the q.esrn dtoold he
thnrnnghly toned up, the nerves sanngth-
en,d and the blood enrlehed. De. '�pll-
ltema' Pink P111. is the only asedlctne
het Dan he depended upon for prompt totes
and thoroughness 1n this ernsrgeoey.
11) -.e On are • true bloc•' „Jia, bring
Ing to the vital fined the constituents that
give It Mehemet redness and strength,
th ,s driving out Maass and mese as
tonic and brae* to the whole WW1.
Mr. Harry Dagg. • well-known darer
'MAR a..r Meek lasses ns allar1!i', Ip
treat value of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
In removing the after attests Ott 10 grippe.
The disease left him avtotlm *scold shills,
violent h •dachas, dlseines/ and severe
palplt.Mos of abs heart 14i.Dem ss 1
I Anally went *s Boisaevda ssayso_.sl►
ed • donor, who stated that the tr *bee
was likely to develop into oswgssptaea
I was ands Iris awn for about titres
aeeths, but was gradually grewtg
weaker and unable to do any week. At
th1e stage one of my neighbors advised are
to (ties Dr. William.' Pink Pills • Mal,
and s my ease was entinel I dslsmdd
to give theme fair trial, lad psroboatd a
dotes boxer Before the third was used
then won geed evidence that they were
helping ms. and before the Sasses lease
were end I was es wrong sad !�� as
I had ever been, and I ern hostity resent -
mend Dr. Williams' Pink 1 AL fee the
manifold iroobies that follow an aimed of
1a grippe.
If you have suffered frees .n attack of
1. /171$11Mpr000re • supply et De. Masan?
Pink Phis a1 sanr wad thy*Ill pot you
right bake upon WOOS. the genuine, as
tsi:atioutl Sever sewed Name. . If your
Mise 4�sw hasp awe Hall threat r
the Dv. WlRllsteP M.dMltg Qs. peek
vpy Oat , Os1 &my w18 M ass fir►
AN at OmReeger.tzt Mesar M
Tvtro Old Crutches will oft= sen • leis
deid1 iron LUMBAGO,
and how they are thrown away by Melt 01
St. Jacobs 011.
kap, 't iiT CViI" and the pain goer
v 6
THE STRONGEST ALL -METAL GATE EVER BUILT.
V
"ries complete. lee oiling Hinges and Latah. delivered at any Matta• 1n Oatartes
Leng.b-•ft. 6j ft. .ft eft TK 10 f1. vft LA
! ft 15. M
p
11
Taft ...... fie 1.60 tY 6 ICU ilea Mts M.14
444
4 h sea
40
t.5) 0.76 6.W 6.16 lab 6 M s T6 e.
Any number sent C u. 0. os approval to be pald for U merely esusteetory, otherwise to he re
turned stout expense.
THE FROST WIRE FENCE CO, WELLAND, ONT.,
Frost Feoce. Frost Steel Gates, nod Frost ()oiled Spring Wire.
ILLOBTRATED CATALOGUE UPON RRQUEST. Att./NTS WANTED.
Sole41
Tis American Low W trh, Stan
S
Ind, Stem et, Fully QtMnateey
Soak for selling II ett051 4
FREE and GIRLS
For selling our Patent Le eir Cellar
Buttons or our Aluminum Thimbles.
NO MONEY REQUIRED T"Odressm, °d.sd
adas► n. s ase
tunic you wield like to sell. We forward them by return
1a,11, free 4.1 others* Toa pay 1ug Owe wl.as sold
PREMIUM$ -Watches. Rings, Violins.
Accordeons, AJr Guns. Spring Skates,
Hockey Skates Manicure Bets, anti
ethers.
Western Novelty Agency,
Ti•
•
. is 8 ,,3f,;154.$�•4 Sow kr
Se Tongs M.. Amada, TORONTO. .• I . Melees or It I ebbe
t
The Only Safe Way to Speculate
BUY THE SCRIP ARO PAY FOR R. 160 and upwards sent W
Mean be doubled within one year; we have done it a thousand
times,we CAn do it again if our advice,is acted upon. How we do
ft : We hey low poked Railroad Aute test we hew aside 1Nonestlea a�pe�s
know of thousands who dabble in "Bucket Shops" and rt.-
Ins Stocks, both are the worst kind of lotteries ; we know of
thousands more who are ever ready to invest in paper town iota
where the chances are very remote for increase an value. and
usually the money invested is never recovered, and even when
the property does increase in value it is difficult to secure a cash
purchaser. 1f it is railroad stpck you can sell it for 'spot easb at
any time. Ws have been twelve year. in business in this con-
servative old Vermont City of Burlington, and we can furnish
references from National Banks and leading citizens throughout
.e State, and we do not expect any *reser Me deal with us neck:
we prove our responsibility and reliability.
KNOTT & CLO$SON,
rawer• sad limners,
RQRLIMOTON. TT., D.LA.
NEW TORR.
1144v01•}CHICAGO.
Ulm UO,1v)S.
Rivalry.
Toh Is welkin mighty scrumptious.
Toh plckaninny boy;
Toh'■ slain drefful bumptious
In yoh self aesumin joy.
Toh hyah yoh mammy talkie. -
It ain't no pee to frown.
She'll stop dlehere cake wajkl►4-•
ol
she's gwtester cell y-dbolrlil
De whoe folk., e.y been petite
An a-roaxin yoh to (earn
T111 yoh's mehher. moor inheetttn
Ido. eob..b•.ttec ..N:-t'u►Awrs,
Toh wants ter wretch. VS* staUR
An tr kv,hr .1 • t yoh 40,
'Cc Sar s 1ll,piners waltln,
An Soy's mw' as black as yoh!
-Washington Star.
They Drove Pimples Away. -A faOe
covered with pimples is unsightly. It
tells of Internal Irregalaritlea which
should long since have been 'corrected.
The liver and the kidneys are not per-
forming their functions In the healthy
waythey should, and these pimples are
to et you know that the blood protest•.
Parmelee's Vegetable Pills w111 drive
them all away, and w111 leave the skin
clear and clean. Try them, and there
will be another witness to their exce1-
Isuse.
COMPLETE EQUIPMENT FOB A SMALL]
steam lardy o Dewey 4) Meg IQy I the
aB
er, Q et 0. awl r rahaud V
Ironer, Stove and Does, Baler an neo
templets Will be sold rig eep• is or the
lot Address G. A., M Ray S . Tommie.
D
"Money makes the mango, toe know,"
emoted
tgthe y�ao�,u ng man who le too frivolous
" GAVIAL his Wiese, wbo won
elver • checkbook, 'bat ye.
.��. �1 N travel so tons to risk a ru_-
•a tlssei sp"- iron______Beth
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