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to Nave _you looney on your burros. Will you lot
us! t e woad like to have you oaten anti rise
bow we roll our &hot•s. Here are is few pointers.
look them ever.
Ladies' Dongola Shoes, lace and button, worth $1.60 ; we dell for 11111.25
Ladies' Tor Looe shoes that are worth $1.,�9``0.� ���Wt, only ask... $11.50
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..n Big Bargain* til hell's Shoat
Yen's Glove Grain Bala, worth $1 ',5. We sell for, $L25
Yen's Bongo's Kid Elastin Bide :,hose, .vin to., worth $2.0(1;
oAr pn,,, *150
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HOME FAOES''NAUfT THE 'MART.I gave a sigh of relief. No piIrish-
ay winos a folio. an, however loyal, minds breakieg
See M the scales *lair harmony -
TM mesio et the ulcer lite --
Ars orb time sever o•n grow old,
Of mocha., sweetheart, wife.
The blessing of • tether'' voice.
Tb. early friends oar uhtldhood knew,
Whoa life est sail and felt no gale.
-Wi- joatl?. eneriteted crew.
Tlbrishsd dust ot those wbo
The dust of those we bold most dear- .
Through every change that Time may bring,
le rainbowed with a smile end tsar.
.Toss, like the light of stars at oyht,
Int desert or in mart,
WMr'e'er we go, through memory's glow,
Home foes b•sat the bb.ri.
AN EVENING
NUMBEI ONE."
1 SLY
was anwandergraduat4 at Tnnity Col-
-1111111311955',`"I receded- '
$t'bgstown. A few doors off was a
-- circulating library, keptby • man then
unknown to fame, but since notorious
as " Number One," of the " Invinc
- Me" conspiracy. T --..was a baud-
some, agreeebls-malt,--fief an
cont, and Mall my sympathies were
with the Englisbrr we had many
• debate,•on dittos. T— never
fat Uirtamper,- where is more then
can be mid of many who do not kill
Chief Secretaries or blow up kings.
One weak in 1813- Dteblin was all
astir. The heir to the Crown of Eng-
land, with his beautiful Princess, was
at the vioe-regal lodge, and n great
function was to 'be performed in St.
Petrick's Cathedral, in connection
with the Prince's entry into an Irish
order of chivalry. T— was veryin-
dignant at such " adulation of a
foreign despot," and two days before
the ceremony we grew quite bot -at
least 1 did -discussing the nutter.
"At any rate," I said, "all the
Irub girls are wilt) about the Prince.
2ou'll find he has not sir enemy emy
among them."
• " If you will eome and take a hand
at Dards this evening 'upstairs" said
the Irish Guy Fawkes, " I will show
you a beautiful girl who hates tbe
tyrant as bitterly as I do. And listen,
there is a drop of potheen in the house
that never paid Victoria a penny
You are not too loyal to drink it, I
hope 1"
Irish whiskey (which, as it. is well
known, fi utterly spoilt by paying
duty) is better. Besides, the fair
rebel wee an antra:tion to a youth of
nineteen, so I accepted. 1 had spent
several evenings with T--•-, and I
aae-boundrto say -ISak-barring
weakness for killing 'tyrants" -he
was as agreeable and courteous • host
i as ever mixed punch or shuffled cards.
On this oocasion, besides T—'s
's wife, I was presented to a Miss Ellen
Maguire, a handsome, black-eyed, red- "D•ar Sir, -1t hal Dome to the kaow-
chesksd girl, about two -and -twenty, age of ?abase thoriti i that yom r.o.etly
onavyd oenutniog a dsegeroe. sed
picturesquely attired in a white even- 1 udlawful •- 'ole to • hou.e in Yerk Street.
ing dress, with green ribbons and a it is hoped teat this was done is tgeorace,
shamrock brooch, ohe spoke with a
slight American accent running
through her native brogue, and
avowed herself a Fenian, Anarchist,
" Communist, etc., with the most charm-
ing effrontery. Before the evening
ended I was quite fascinated ; and
had she offered to administer the
Fenian oath, could hardly have re-
fused. We were left together for a
short time by our entertainers, when
Miss Magus said
" I am crossing by the mail boat in
the morning, and tbnre is a eepmia
non which I should have done today
in Dahlin. Would you do it for me Y'
"Certainly," I replied ; "with
pleasure"
" I ought to warn you," said this
Hibernian Delilah, " that you will be
breaking the law of this miserable
• connthree, or, rather, that of its Saxon
oppressor.
I fait rather uneasy at this. Law-
breaking was not in my line, and 1
began to fear that the beaux lent of
this siren might lure me on the rooks.
However, I wured her that I was
ready " to mount the gallows for her
sake." (of mums I should not have
risked my neck for all the eyes in Ire-
land,
re-
�dbat one mutt he polite to a
1
Well. 'tie just this." said the
temptress. " i have a small jar of
that stiff you have been deinkin',"
pouting to tLe potheen, " which I
shooirt_ ave left- at a house to reek
Street, Will you take it there early
tomerrenr 1"
the eaoiserame't
" All right," said I ; " 1 will de-
liver it if you will pay me for my
'trouble in advance. I am not going
Ito• -break the -law and defraud my
gracious Q1eeu fornothing."
She lifted her face to me, and
her esti hips.
" Here is my puree," sbe said ; take
y ur fes." And I took it. .
When I rose to go, Mies Maguire
slil'ped sway, and met me iu the pas-
s:ige wi•h a small bag. T— said
t:ooti-night," and absented himsett.
•• Here it is," said she ; " mind
•loti't break it, or drink it. The ad-
dress is on this card :-
MR. SANDERSON.
10. YOWL Mum (ssoot'n moos rsoNT)
t would,not do to address oontraoand
-- 5."
"14t1 ou v Paid t4um,t.ilfi
you promisedd " I whispe
"�ruacovetous " re-
plied, '• but take your full pay, add
begone." "•
It took a long time to open the hall
door, but at last 1 and the bag, which
was terribly heavy, were in tbe street
I~went-ta- odgings to dream of
-- � sok ba�'-_ �—
I had a season-tioket on the railway,
d went in every day, usually carry
ing a hag of books. I felt rather
guilty, and thought ediry policeman
and porter looked suspiciously at my
burden. Its weight forced me to take
a cab on my arrival, and I was soon
conveyed to York Street, a narrow
thoroughfare leading feel, Stephen's
Green towards St. Patrick's Cathedral.
Number ten was a 'tenement house,
whose door stood open day and night
I ascended to the second floor, and
knocked at the front room door. A
tall, red-headed Irish -American, who
spoke with a nasal twang, opened it
about six inches.
" Wall, young sir," he said, " what's
yer bizness !" r
" I was asked by a lady," I replied,
"to deliver this to Mr. Sanderson. If
you are he, that's my business."
He looked at me and the bag, then,
seizing the latter, aid-
" All right,' ', u.! slammed the door
in my twce. I went off iu greet wrath.
"After all," I thought, "I have
earned t.hoee few kisses dearly."
I hurried to the oollege, and soon
forgot Miss Maguire and her commis-
sion.
" We hope not," said my interroga-
tor ; " at least, rot a tui ty one. How-
ever, you a in not deny having carried
a black bag which you received trees a
young woman at T—'s circulating
library in Kiug'ttown, to 10, York
Street, the day before ytesterdaj 1"
" Certainly not," 1 au.wer'ed The
young lad" asked we tp do t. trifling
commission for hor, end I diel
" I ask you,:' gaud the magistrate
solemnly, " did you know the coutents
of that bag '1"
I hesitated, but 1 did not thunk it
right, or perhaps wise, to tell a lie, so
1 said, with a reale :
" Yes, sir ; I knew the contents ed
Out bag. Very good stuff it was, too.
I hope His Boyd Highne.s will get
some before be leaves Ireland."
"Silence, sir," cried both the magis-
trates t'egetlier, thea the senior said :
" I tnink we way stop the examin-
ation and oowwit this wretched youtb,
who glories in his guilt, to Kiltnain-
ham. He actually smiles at a crime
that might have resulted in death and
destruction."
" Gentlemen," I cried indignantly,
" surely you will not send me to prison.
f.,r suob'a trifle f '1 did wrong, I snp-
pase, but. I was reared in Sligo, where
man, woman and child -mega
rattle and minfsT T ieTridd'-dr11nkii
themn.. To circg,{gg pt the gauger,
by carrying it to a friend, is consider -
e I an act of piety and charity, which
rio Christian man would refuse to per-
form. Tte British Ewpire will not
come to an end because half a crown
hes not been paid on a quart of good
liquor. I will pay the sum three
times over, and a tine as well. But
you have no right to send we to gaol
-at least, in this holo-apd corner
manner. I demand a public examina-
tion and legal assistance."
The magistrates leoked greatly rs
k-Tat1..,-ngs17.ktsdpw II hat yaeit
supposed �-W-t�i1�,s�1i_n� that bag,' said the in-
geltaiti?rr, 'Yi�C -J' ' u --.... ,...
" A quart of potheen br illicit whis-
key," I replied. " And 1 aj again
that I wish Hie Royal Highness had
some. If he once tasted it, I ani sure
be would never 'mulls sub to jail
making or_muteJiag ar pig
PP •
•
" Would' you be surprised to hear
that youetriend's jer of potheen was a
attro.giyo rine bomb, intendedtu have
been flung into the Prince's cirri* 'p
by the Fenian B—, alias •San,..:t-
son 1" asked the megisti ate.
1 nearly fainted with horror. " And
who is Ellen Maguire 1" I -asked.
" B—'s wife," said Detective
Phallon, " as dangerous an Anarchist
as there is in Europe: She carries the
weapons of the conspirators, and some-
times J;ersuadea"young foo!s, who ad-
mire her black eyes, to help her."
" The serpen',. !" 1 exclaimed. " 1
will give evidence against her with
pleasure, and go to see herr hanged. 1
dept with that awful thing under my
pillow ! It might Kaye blown me to
pip"
" And t,alf Kingston as well," said
the officer. " A fall or event shake
might have done it. But we have got
to catch Mr. and Mrs. E— yet. I
fear they are in Frantce by this time.
It appeared that the police, having
obtained news of the plot in the usual
way (through an informer), searched
the room in York Street shortly after
I delivered the Infernal machine.
The found the bomb ; but B—,
alias an arson, a ng step on
a neighboring bar, saw the officers; di-
vined their errand, and managed to
les
The citizene were in the streeta, watch-
ing the procession and cheering the
royal visitors. I stayed out late see-
ing the illuminations and dnnking
my future Sovereign's health, with
other loyal and thirsty 'undergrade' of
Trinity. When I came out of coy
bedroom next morning, I found the
following pleasant letter awaiting me :
" Head Police OfBoe,
" Lower Castle Yard.
bet to avoid unpleasant oiroumetaooes, you
w111 do well to attend at this oSoe at 3 p.m.
tomorrow, and state all you know of the al•
fair. The polios have instrootfons to arm
rest you. ehoold von attempt to imam.
•' Yours, .to,, T. P"Atuotr, R
I was thunderstruck. This cisme of
oonsorting with Fenian' and females.
1 reflected that smuggling potheen
was not, after all, a hanging nutter.
Indeed. I was rather surprised that
the detective police should notice it at,
all. It was the business of the excise-
men or " gangers "
" They most have little to do at the
Castle," I thought. " However, I hie
better tape the music."
At the appointed time I presented
myself at the Irish Scotland Yard.
?hellion received me civilly enough
and conducted me to a room where a
oouple of magistrates and Mr. Phillip-
son, the Crown Solicitor, were seated.
" This is breaking a butterfly on a
wheel'in earnest," I said to myselL
" What a fuss about a jar of whisky."
" Mr. --- .," said the senior magis-
trate, "it is my duty to warn you that
yoe need not answer the questions we
are about to put Yam might have
berm here as a prisoner, but we hope
you are an innocent agent in this
atrocious conspiracy. You oat, I
think, best prove your innocence by
complete candor. But, remember,
your statement may be used agtlbat
yourself.'
" Astt what you like," T replied ;
T have bard no share in any 'atroei.
nus oonspirsey' "
STORYZTTES.
ember $pedal
Wbes(a beamed goes akeatiag
Tis hie bream wile tutors
She will have} • two -t aye' pioaie
With him ebrdereys sad hen.
-Cale•go Revd.
Re Teed Mer.
A good liehl•od nuolstyr wee endeavor
Mg to ettea- • boatload r t roam okv ladies
to the Isoil:ug plate. A aqua I ea. b,rst-
ing and the steering wee very diftioult
Cue of the girls annoyed him by jue,puae
uu, calling enziossty, " Oh, whet. &re war
going to Y' "1f ion do not sit down and
keep still, ay y'ouag I-ddy," said the wove
tar pilot suoutntly, " that will very greatly
depend on how you were brought up.
fie w ly ••• deed,
Tolerance -A disposition w el ,w whir
people to attend to their own bustness-
oharaoteristtc of penis with weak minds.
Foresight --The 1.. "Ity of be lig on the
spot when sctnelhtyg 1. going to hopper..
Reason -A power of the mind by whish
we strive at the denied 000011114 n.
Monoses -A rem manors of luck, pluck,
brains, energy rat .t persevereuoe, judiciously
operated wit• i t.. a sufficient edaux ute ..f
yoyorupulou.i.,.w co tuaure the hest of the
bargain, and just enough aeration of Mega*
ao m to captivate the victim lute be
Seeing that he is fortunate in helog worst
ted M melt es sottish• ge.Ioma..
escape
Neither he nor nis wife was cap-
tured. The latter, some years later,
achieved an infasloes notoriety as
" the brave.. little woman " who cor -
veyed to Dublin the knives with
which the Pbtxniz Park murders were
committed. Her friend T—, whose
aoquaintanoe 1 dropped after the..
events, became specially notorious,and
I am not likely to hurriedly forget the
evening I spent with "Number One."
A NORSE HERO.
Seamed Mee e'esap•.lase has. • Werrk.
d skip.
The wrecking of the se►oomwr Hueneme
off Uealaska island dlsooverd • reel hero
in the penes of Charles Neilson, • Nose
sailor. Amid • donee fog la • *out bens gale
whit* threw see spray ever the tepmeek,
the vessel streak • hidden rook. The deck-
houses were swept away, nod Cape. Peter-
son ad hia men ohs./ to the rigging. It
seemed that every sea world dash them to
death, whoa the captain appealed • "Who
venture ashore r
"I tnit !" Holism shouted, and with the
life lee sheat hie waist he started oat tor
.hoes Is was some time before b. was
heard from, and tbe mss the wreek were
bewailing his fate, when • .bast told them
of Nodose'. aiMy. To the 1i1e lies a Mw.
err was tied, ad (.'dor time Neilson pulled
his nine shipwrecked o.mpateos sinews --
Chiesgo Record.
t..awvsa Tata ersleaclr
For pain in rim beak, video or chest, a
Httle " Qmrksr." Tread se • pine. of Tinos
or setts, sad applied to tae bre spot will
remove tee pain and inflammation et mese.
son. and $1.00 .lee " Qulokonre" onto
tt old three and alae times trial lase. only •
little is required.
nese Astray. --tenser Holdout . "Well,
everytbiai 1a the end taws melee the same
Bet what beams 4 Widow Smith's hays?
Tbmy •lrr.ys segued smith bright lade'
Natty* ( ori' h a Mgh i : " They beth *.reed
wet *idly. JAsi. hese sent to the reforms'
Wry, •ed Bill's se 'dicer."
Mea. Grey • Foamy that she shoal
maim mother dynps/he hsebeed. Ear
MO hashes& yes keels was ter year's
Mame to ttMtnes.t*. "
life White : " Yea{ bet thee it will sem*
�saf� to Mw ssmMlmb te Mk* tbe set11.
alae 1� het la Ms knells M M. damn.
JuM $ . and Master
From among tee many •nedistes rested
of the lets Sir Matthew Bailie Begbie,
Chief Justice of British Columbia, the toll -
owing may to of interest.
Holding mart on a certain oceaeion in the
famous gold remise of Cariboo, one of the
rourhe inseparable from all noising centre.
we. arraigned on • charge of aggravated
meanie
Being found guilty, Sir Matthew proceeded
to deliver sentence ea follows :
"You are used £IO, and —"
The Prisoner (iatorruptinv) : "All right,
my lord ; jest got that in toy hip pocket."
Sir Matthew (satttoniag) : "An¢, ux
ptpiglhs. Perhaps Lop;vu gg that ie your
tp potshot. -
fie a>='h= *bene-iwnetr Ter Y_�-:
Lamy.
Wltk the delicate tnstrumecta now in use,
Some very interesting tact• about the heat
of the body hes been diseovered. The
skin of the left gide et the head, for example
is warmer thus tes skin el tie right tide.
-
The coldest parts of the Cody are the tip- - rtestreee Simornfonnwh,
quite welcome.' But t mold tell you may
twosome of the Mimic tee rename ut the
same Mad. I
The Cave .a the Byer
Iron hies of the eye are very ssataoa ad
a•merou, sad yet for many el them $h• I
lith toe .
simplest remedies oas be applied
most salutary results.
W b. a cinders or other foreign bodies gat
into the eye, do not drop to • flaz seed or
use • key --tor these do more damage Otos
the cinder. It meta be almost as well •o
rut • orowb it at olio., se to sue a key.
'Ice proper way to get a Welder ou ..t the
0) O. is te draw the upper lid down over the
tower, utilising the lashes of the lower se •
broiet, that it way sweep the. surfesce 11 the
former and thus get rid of thetnteuder lir,
goat!y dnwtag the lid away trout the glob.,
pee • clean o•mel's-hair brush -or fold of a
sift *ilk handkerchief -two or three tines
between them. This procedure will, is near-
ly all oases, suffice ; when it does net. the
eery loos of • physician u e nvua.4ary. It is a
ren arkabte fors 'bat • very minute body
w,h give rue to totem pain, and eves after
it has b+a extracted. tbs asnition remota'
for an hoer or more. After the intruder is
oat, geatly bathe the Ws every fifteen mite
ewe is iewd•w•ter tUl the feats, •ebeidee
When the eyes itch, or are a little red.
b.the them with a week solution ut salt
e•.ery tow hours -a teaspoonful io • r ams of
cold water.
Shsuld an aye ha greatly indented and
p.statul, bathing it w hot water will relieve
for the time being The eye should be kept
p. -aloofly clean. pus sad ether dieebnrgee
'jltlitly washed away with Juke warm water.
The other rye sissy be infected by the die
hares. ; so the effee•sd one ,►mold bIY
red by • light b•ndsge. Remember that
n atter' from an inflamed eye are infectious,
ad a person having sore eye el oul.l have
hie own towels and wish basin, wb!oh ought
not to be used by any ether person, lest
they, too, oontract the disease.
When the ryes stick together in the moro-
i.S, • li tle vasehoe applied to the edges of.
the lids before going to bed, is better than
ail the estimators elves inexistence. Crests
foruilat on the edges of Me Inds may be
reeds y removed by gentle triottou'with the
tipa cd the Motors .i alert le warm water.
Ade rased no,'ruu , are usually applied
wiM.:t reason, and. !,k^ home made reme
dies, do more barns than good. A teadeaf
bee •apDl••d•tathe me by tie ad vie.de
bas often bean Mc pause of • ohild
Mit sdaested is the Blind As) limn The
jlh set • LU "to be ifrawti'oar;a'E.t it
most ae.u, wily wili be injured if the poultice
be 1 ft on long enough.
01 no organ of the human system is the
mason so tree as of the eye, that "a
ounce ol prerstios is worth a posed of
Mie." ---
of the oar and the sip of the nose, them
being Hideg. colder than the rest of the tape ;
and the werm..t part of the surface of the
body is the armpit, where dneters eater -
44 take the temperature. Of course, the
bleed a.d internal parts are skill warmer.
It le unmet, impossible to make the blood
hotter sr oolder. A wan remadsed is a hot
• r ova where the thermometer registered
270deg., and yet Ike temperature of her body
did not rise quite one degree 'Then his atm
was placed is ice oold water for an hour.
This 000led the skin, but halt an inch under
the skin his dash wee as warm as in the hot
oven. Finally, his arm was immersed for
fifteen minutes in water se hot as be could
beer, adao Increase is temperature could
be detected.
This shops that, whether in temperate
regions like Canada, or in the torrid zone,
or at the freesias, Poles, • man's blood tem-
perature
em-
perature is always Shit same.
a say la tea marl■.
piggyMae my words seek Jere tri
art „ ..r
Ai the 7.no,--Orardpe Dote%get frig hies.,
ed, Wdlr: the to .boat to b. rod,
that's what mak.. lout jump yd ruse
WUke (composedly): Oh I else, ahold
of elm, amides : pope Mire yes just I.ks
that when hie meals 'la's ready
UAW lit our inore&aing p -J-"' -, de-
spite the numerous eases of betaeb N prem•
tee which have recently apposed is ail
papers, sod the plethora .tI `vsuad 1.,.-
1* the morning a.t reteisg jeeresls.
It seems that the mammonist area' le
spreading. What moat people marry few
in the tint place, it would be difficult to d. •
termini, ; but • comma abstract ritually
called "love" is made responsible for the
must extraordinary eerie@ of metal disaster
thee have ever Deepened in the history of
mss►Ind.
It is not so leer ago eiaoe Prino,pal Crated
-a married man himself -in dela raring an
address to the modems of Glasgow Cower -
say on the life and works of Spinoza, •:s,ke
feeUne'y upon this subject, and laid down
the dawn that se philosopher on ht to
take unto himself • wife if he wished to
reach i he highest pinnacle of achievement.
Whet Mrs. Caird had to say to this
I do nee know, hut the learned principal
A correepondent Bends The Toronto San would find eat when he get homy S.r
the following &multini story, se recently e,s Jnehua R.vnolde oleo had very strong opin-
soted open an AtlantIo liner " A shy Cas. ie.. es this @abject, and • 1 n •y remember
adlen major, after spending the first even- hie depressing reply to an a.; irtng seems
ing with his friends to the saloon, sudden- in hie own prnferion. " What' married 1
ly rater ted to theta atter saying 'Good- Then you are lost to the world span artist."
night,' and requested an interview with the Fortut•aly, th pnuur nisei lived to is -
purser. He wen very white scribe his same .n the scroll ot 'able. ..d be
"' There le a lady,' he said,' to my oasis was nest pilaw 'y sopped! ed i.. his snorts
-No 42 ' by his wife.
" • Rubbish" exclaimed the purser Bar, stip, it ie ea extraordinary thing
' Horde the list ; year nompaniou is Capt. that so may men of genius have been nafnr
Hiraissec.' tuner• in their domestic relit' hare As for
• • Sothic% will induce me to go into the Ynorat.e ttt east to uodereead how be
ester sge>i.'s.Tttk. n .j'(N. ink vtl frppe .-ho Fsoe me the to pica!
shrew, did not theroegh'y agree ; still he
rate her reedit for this, that her " hen-
pecking" paoalisiMrs had made Mm a phi!.
n.oph•r. To oomtp nearer our own tinea,
Yrs. Douala* Jerrold had the most cot-
temptunu• reeerh for her hoehatd'ssidle lee,
and away, wondered a hat there wee in his
h orb to laugh at. The wife of Sir Walter
Scott was nosily un•ympsthetio, end to
show that she made no went of her diens.
geed, it is r000rdd that es one 000edoo,
whets talking to her ledv-frieod about Mr
drawier-room carpet, she remarked, "I
must rt Soost to write some more of hr
nemeses books ad hay me a oat/ oas."
Shelly's fiat expertise, of the matrimonial
Deese, whiok M voluntarily tied around hie
seek se save thetapetattos of the lady : nod
Bermes domestic infelicities, are they rot
writta In the history of letter
The plodding and m.ebaalc•I Remain•
who bee we ambition beyond nettle a fam-
ily ane the orwattos et a respectable balsam
as the buskers', will, no donht, lay the
blame at the feet of these gifted lndividadi;
but the gabbers raises a very serious social
problem as to She Inoompatabil'ty of various
ole.... of 'tell ad mama.
Tho fernlike* mind does not, ee . rale.
appreciate shorans qualifications, hat it has
en t.w.ww appnshtim et pritetioal foots ;
and the ideal worms of the pasts sed novel-
ists is simply •e invetdles Ise bays io drams
.boat. -The Ovate.
Wall, I'll go,' njofoed the other. Re
returned with great celerity, and with a
fate as white as the major's. 'Upon my
life, yoe are right. We'll pot you some-
where else for rhe night, and see about it
in the motatng.'
With the earliest dawn thev sought
the steward, and demanded an explanation
"It's all • rnist•ke, gstlemwo," M said.
"It's l.aptala Hig*ta•oe ail right ; here's
hi. Instate."
W. mn•t have this explained," said the
purser. "This portmanteau is unlocked ;
let se see what is in 1A"
"It ooet•Ised a lady's wearing apparel.
" 'Jay Rano l' cried the steward, 'that's
what Domes of taktet moose as don't belong
tut in. She said the tree Captain Higginson ;
bah didn't say as it ma oely Jr the Sal-
vation Army t' "
siM1a4 toetae 111 Rewarded.
Peblto imitat $lea and moieties reward
and remogak., sots of g•Ilatay involving
%b...ving of life far more than they used to
do ; bat the perms saved -fie far as drowlog
roes, at all event. --sea his or bar friends
are often far freta sharing the public grati-
tude t• the rawer, said ase of the most
celebrated pv lemiosal awitaoo.rs of Me. age.
I always take amm.r eugavemesta at
seaside please, as yea knew, and this lam
has settled tee M save .early a dozes lives
as chase medals and esMi .sal. show, Ooe
at the M I reamed wee • onllter (tom the
Wiga dktti.t. He was drnah whew the
be sapalsed, sad I swam eat and kept him
cep fir sheet hell se hoar. Prime h. numb. Connie Charly (bidding geed bye) t " I
ed the baanh-tile was u • weteriag.plaeit hays't the cheek t• to -
kies yes."
1. Horeb Wel..-•ed Mete t o aft., falet- O t ani Alfa : " Uw Mien"
lag, he seta,a
by way of thk.:-
"This will be geed besieges for yes ad Ambiguous - Peet : •' Did yen get
pet year same ap," •d, after the crowd my book d seem % that Igen* you t"
bad made up • pares for ane, be &steally Hie Friend : ",Oh, yes-delybtfel I
as
told e that h. tkonght 11e "ought to steed ooalde't sleep till ltd read 'ea"
in for • bit," as le wee shroud' hem I'd do..
the Wok. Ho sad ttlrltay. •win yea be stat f'
Oe soother eeeaels, is order W nesse No more toe ssylls oosome.
a vatstreet sad ?raneegirl, who Blum .11 Of wombat " Mw." Out mull divas.•ea se Were
dragged ape down, 1 had in He asks, "CM tbe yes.s t"
rem Mr biters 1 es1A tri her ashen. It -1--
ie se •etml feet that, ebougb the crowd Weald yea oblige,"uaid the rmpreeeee•dve
l.mgbed and °homed, the �� �1rl's metier- e1 " Home Obai," " by telling nate what
Ate was at 111--M•Iled me a "brute" book has helped yes mese la life "
•ed all the t(mo.fee •,set ever lb* girl .M Ates b ehe0Mtful Paw* toe gene tae.
hopes svel•imiag :- a.swmsed t Y1 beak-heek."
"Peer dartitag. did the brute strike sed
assay kill yea!" D.io.Mve (i. weed .*a siert t " cos
'M ewe 1.41 la* eowa that .ft rwa.. yes email the ime w.vk year buebad
wittiest ee mouth se Mab lee ma. The addressed My+a before helmet sway f
tether .t • lad thee .1, B. Jehaties saved Wife t •' Yoe ; be said, • Mamie
Miami kiln a stli epi lead the o=e.il..at fi e= sake d. eht M r
mum. ktsaws w •'O.saaV' tMil see tbet s
«w sr�«sore. attar rp lretie. amok
*keit
that Yhs, ewbres . tits save+litYs
ge iR"'IAawie vwAmLr"
thak old lee
«Wesse et i.Maad, • elle shed
p/u Gar-. ► f llaslrldM
hes kirl�* �t i1N
fete 11M D.at'1 way ar; I'a.wNl demi pit me mfMlblf«� sM I MI
HOT CORN.
u;
Ada(pssrvely): 1 hope yua'!I invite u.. to
the wedditag whoa yes get married ''
Jack (beady); '• Yom 11 be the fiat pesos
1 shall •av11i, sad U you don't accept then
won't be any wedding "
Three emathe let or she married hire.
Mr. Jones leased epee hi* eardeu rake
and salted over the fence.
1 noticed a Babb to your house lass
night, Mt. Maley," he said. Are tour
baby's teeth bothertag him arils !"
" Don't know bow moth they're bother-
ing him," but they're lathering the liteoun
et fur.
" 1 hardly Maw *bother be marry her oat
not," said the Dallas Osasi. " Her lather
u to the derbies brads."
• • There is mosey in Monies,` said i .
Herman Priuoe.
"There's ia't say d mlMM,' eau tag
Osei t.
Actors, Singers;
.-_
'Bids of actors. public
asrsl___-1 sinters, [ecru.
age, preachers and !vadat'
8110 taasated web throat
weakness. These drl.cate
ovebNnp lbi. t rad a head
hoarse
delding
sewee
deep tsg le the throat,
pain over the eyes, drythroat. sac.; an theae ase
for.ruonera o[ Crank
Asthma. Tonsil/tie, and are but urppppl1r�tg.boaa b
to o r • uraoua oomph1�t1ort 11 neglat ted.
DL Aapww's C*TAUH� . POWD
4Eawarbakruniaaa, harwilswoinciquickacang, sod
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altaroouublle•-rdieva to mi
so tt....
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subject, Qf eg9 Camerh,end osver
aerthing to .q great ready for ipfich
and eoratly. qualities,- .1 le . wonder worker. 1
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