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Home My WebLink AboutThe Signal, 1897-9-9, Page 74 4 i Ilemmenj most ez- bygravel it known )mpletely -standing ney Pills. Rye spent thout any d I heard edy years aved me hundreds i>dCOCK, e ke, Ont. ins ZILL. thyllg DTA, 'INGLES 7 desi.zt es !S iosition FAIR '0 EPT. lith t Jew Fea- iveliee ons in ause111ent e and Ad- sttrtmen a3 as Years UG. 7th W TRAVEL emir elm and *meson =sib e s MO R PIPE 03 TI• ilROIflC LOUR ROL e l St WU,n eer *e .r & li e* LoNN's ltd net mom ars Baying m obis beset+• a was tw . aastis, it erii 01/ reedy far re ODA CHAPLAIN'S ' STORY. flied Born and I We were nt t Otogxford 0 µrastmiu4tee ; together --to Balliol ; we took our de - together in the classical (honors) .cboml and were ordained together by the bishop -ot L— ss curette; for his dine. Here our paths separated for some years sod wheu next we re pawed our old friendship 1 wee the vicar of the towntstill single at.34,and Jim was the chaplain of the famous jail in the same town and married. We were talking in my study as in olden times. Somehow the conversa- tion drifted to the subject of a f darer e t nt newspaper article. " Out people to have any secrets from each Web I haul smilingly stuck too," Jim td our text. both smilingly It was not often that we differed in opinion, but this was the case any- how. Why, , Jun," said I. " you would have Lees{ the last person I should have expecte,/ . to take that line, for I au, sure from what I have seen, that lov- ingre the er Owo folk are Ellie sod pyourself I 7 can't conceive of your having any secret which you would not wish Ells to know. " Ah," retorted he, with a peculiar smile, "That's just it. Well, How- son, 111 tell yon one if you like. Though," he added, " it must remain ase^ret between as two." eed not fear " Thanks, Jim ; you me, as you know. I am only curious to know the case," and I assumed an attitude of eager attention to Jim's story. " I was the chaplain at Lowmarket, as you are well aware, before I came here. It was a pretty place and one wonders whatever make the govern- ment build a jail there However, there it is, and there was I. The mount of society that Doe got at Low• market ir1i titiet"t'hdioe ft • lurid I had the time and inclination for it I might have turned out a regular 'so- ciety' clergyman. As it was I had a full amount of lectures, soirees, par- ties and tertatnments. Among the people Ingot in with n* were nicer than the Yorks. Mies York,a maiden' lady of 50, lived in a large and bean- tifully furnished house called the Ce- dars, in the best part of the town. She was known all over the district for her charity, kindness of heart and pure life. Everybody had a good word for her. Nor was her niece,Mrss York, any len popular. People in Lowmarket fairly worshiped both of them. I was 28 when I first saw Ella York, and at once succumbed to ber charms. For weeks her praises had been in my ears, and now, nn acquain- tance I fouad her beauty, her man- ners, her kindness of heart not one whit less than report stated. I loved her. Of course I oould not say so at once, and whether, after two or three meetings in the course of my work - for Miss York the eider took great interest in our sphere of labor -she guessed my love and reciprocated it, I could net nay. I found upon judicious enquiries that Mies York -Ells -had lived with her aunt from childhood ; that she vas now 24 ; that her mother was dead and. ber father lived on the continent tor his health ; siso that she she was her mint's sole heiress. These Yorh is limit No. Oh, dear Poor thing. Hada fit in the night, doctor says ; was gaits unconscious when Miss Ella got there and died at 9 o'clock this morning." My heart sunk. I telt faint and giddy. It was some minutes before I td led inner Yon will never- bow 1 ,,]•.,awn:' ,. ...,,'..w,fi.�;e.;._: 5,,. , THE, SIGNA : GODERIOH ONTARIO• alter my love for Ella.' ,•A�� 'Thank God,' he said. air - direr is curs thing more. The doctor says I *ball sleep myself y Do you think it could be managed for my darling to give we one ki-s ere I die =-just ose 1' 'I'll try. Yeti' said 1, ' she shall,i f n•- bow it feels, Howson, unlash yogi Mill le+ve It to me.' Mr. Bourn.'m-lai.t sboeld have such a blow, whieh_rt left him. When I got bogie Ella I ho '1 w ss L God bless you, vote never will. But I oand to ht I was ill, and indeed Iwas-- say that my one thought was ' my tag leaded. In another poor, lonely darling Ella.' overwork, I p hoar y the mune to tell me he was There were no more details to learned about Miss York's death. She was buried in Lowmarket church- yard. Ella was ill for weeks, and could not see even me. When she WS/ web enough to attend to busi- ness, it was found that she inherited all her aunt's money, and as she had already accepted me we were married a twelvemonth afterward. She had been awful lonely she said, singe Mi s York's death, but no couple ever lived ,happier and been nearer and dearer to each other than Ella and I. May God bless ber !" "Amen !" said I, solemnly aandrev- erently. " Ella and I," pursued Jim, " could never give the remotest guess as-te her aunt's objection to my engage- ment and it probably would have re- mained a mystery to me, as it hag to Ella even now, had it not been for the folloa:ng circumstances, Some time ago I was sent foe at ib, priwn to n see a rather desperate oha3ter,whose end was very near. He bad been sentenced to seven year$ penal servi- tude some three years before for for- gery, and after serving two years at Portland had been transferred to Lowmarket. His appearance was superior to that of the ordinary con- vict, even when s forger. Althoughn I had seen him several t"es and cer- tainly been struck by his face and appearance, we could not be said to be friendly,as he had been very indif- ferent t s all my advances. asleep and would not wake in thu world. I t sok Ella wits me to the hospital. • Ella,' said )<, ' a pnaoner who is dy- ing, and who has no -few-friends, told me todry how he had seen yon and would "he you to kiss him ere re died, as his own daughter would have done. Will you 1' Certainly, my darling.' And, with tears in her eyes, she did. The unconscious form rose, the eyelids half opened, the ince arc"s 1. She didn't know. Did be ml heart I led ber away,weeping, Y full. I afterward verified his stork, But Ella has never known any mol* Hcisame, and never will. There is sometimes s secret which should not be shared between husband and wife. Howson, isn't there I" " You're right, dear old Jim," said I as be grasped my hand in silence, I, with + ar-dimwod eyes. " You're right, old fellow, and God bless yon both." -Pittsburg Bulletin. ..lymgileVlia t4'isg,.An•!ice4041,sl and I soon saw that he would not live very long. ' You seem pleased to see me t' I said. s YRy, sir,' replied No. 152. ' I am glad you ve Nome. I hardly expected you would, considering how standoff- ish I've been. But I wanted to see you, as the doctor says I'm not likely to resat much longer -perhaps not till tomorrow.' There, well, never mind. Keep your courage up, and you'll probably deceive the doctor.' I talked to him about his soul and spiritual things. That we may pass by, Howson. I believe he was thoroughly Penitent. I asked him If there was anything I could do for bin. ' Yes, sir ; there is one thing, if you will. It's such a curious one I hardly like to ask you.' His eyes looked eagerly at me. ' Go on,' said 1, ' I'll do it, if pos- sible.' ' I've had a queer life, sir." said the convict. ' I might have been some• body and done some good, but I got led astray after marriage and broke the heart of my wife, who died soon tfterward. Yes, I've led a bad life, and it's precious few friends I've had lately, ]anyhow. But I hope I may be forgiven, as you say that God will pardon even the worst of us, And if you'll promise` the to do one thing In dead I shall die happy ' -MOT CORN. • Peadeosle--If I had knew, that you were veins M drop to ea us leo emeapeosedly, we should have hada more elaborate diol of Warring ( "reeding with • tenth ,teak)_ -Don't mention It, old fellow ; bat Deet time I'll be sure to let yue know. A wit L • well•koowo man who vets credit fur the epigrams of ookoowm per• Rrephere. Mrs. M. (at fashionable watering Alar 0) - Your husbeud did not scoomo•ny von here, then Mn. N -N*. 11. says that hie plater...) consists so ►Dowing that 1 am here. (holy Natural.-" At this point she broke down and wept scolding tears." " Door me l" remarked the reader, " She must have boo* boiling over with rage." Algernon -Then as you will not many me. there is noth•ng left for me but to blow my brains out. .lbs Girl -Now, Algy, don't think to move me by your empty three), He Only works.- Yee," geld Mee. Fiveoolock, "The family are real ymost fom■t'in- teresting. John denote dirinelv,' like as motel, David it a great oricketer,snd Susanne paint* be•utitully.'• i -j• And Hoary r"dna, "Oh. Henry ! W a11, be's flag you know. He only works sed supporta the ataere' Wanted Italy Thrown In.-Msa,'Parve- noo-I worst a hest oleos tioket to home." Tourist Aga•t-Yee, madam. Mm. P•rvenoo-Aad I want it to ioolude an ezaaretcite to Italy, do you understand' Toe Trembles in India. It seems bard to upsrste the revolt of the Afridis and the attack on the Khyber Pass from the intrigues of the Amir of At- gb•nlsteo. The terrible visitations that have enlisted India within the last ye•r- the fammne,tbe plague and the earthquake - have acted strongly on the superstitions of tine natives, and rendered ihemteasily ao- oeesible to any form of religious fanaticism. The great revival of Mohammedseiem, duo to part to the Sultae's victories over Greece. which • e +ndo.ariously magnified into the •„,;.:fit etfalara ewer ntinda4ialerjuss d through the whole of India. e Ahinter! Ctli oast out proof m•tioes. taking unto the title of King of Islam, and the natives have been enoour•ged to believe that a de- liverer is at band to Wiese them from the Chris"an yoke. Th. Sultan rent out agent. from Constantinople w spread the news abroad of hie victoria's/id the ,rump.. of the flag of Moslem. The Iodise y ems dogma - Meet es found 15 nws• sary to a stop to the imporeetios of Tsrktsh newspapers. The Amir probably would shrink from open revolt. He i. too old and far-.isbted. and too much att.ehed to his $500,000 subsidy to risk an overt rebellion. But that he Indul- ges to a little mild intrigue with the tribes around him 1. perfeoily sell known. The attack on Fort Shabkaddeat was organised in Afghan territory and Afghan regulars took part "n +-. The mullah who did more than any one else to stir up the •fridls and Yoh• mrnds bas been tor many months is oom- muniation with toe Amir's general at Jel- Wab•d. The revolt on the Afghen fer reroe- - voltswill be crushed out, as all volts have been. With the s,sleidtd system of mobilization that fedi• has perfeoted,anv repetition of the mutiny of '56 is impossible. And if the Giants the absurdity othe last month spnren� England's rd further, the will ing her Forward Policy any Y not have been without their ttatotlnes. - Harper's Weekly. THE MEN CLEVER - WOMEN MARRY. WHY do clever men almost invari- ably choose wives of inferior intellect t themselves 1 They select gentle, caressing, doll -like little persons, as a rulewho never read anything above Th U I,DA T, Sept. 9, 1897. 7 draw him up to a pedestal. end sits we 4/1ftits Y`� tion is deTiciuue cp sa who secretly frets his own deficiencies; and it. hie elation wed gratitude he goes on 10.11.g her u10111, still more every day they epv' d together. A men elw"ys thinks hinkelf clev- erer titan • woutnti thrcu,Ii life. If he c'►nnnt help recognizing -Me wife's W , it makes him in siy amitie- s three -volumed novel, and . cannot ti I to fret lie surpass,, seen that talk upon any topic more exciting high i,Eri►dard. -- that their babies and their bonnets. Sow t1..s Rodd Tberr Reece.,' is a ire. to the a rden round the beset e here 1 was aro, pasi wr i a waste sed is pre ut c' v-uttior. Thu busy Teasels wan g baokwords sad forwards oarty- pg their materiel to the paperi.ke labels; but though.l watabed several days. I ootid not discover where it was r:olINted. It happened that the p.11are of .te versedagl the mudbu►it house 'u whiob 1; was atop - plug were roughly hen.' tri. .ks of the Lem- ur dy popular tnat grows in that region to a good size and oonviderab'.e height without nrsuchee, and makes a oleo i straight stem. One afternoon, while loiter. 'g about the veranda, I noticed a nun her of wasp] lighting no the side tet the,, pill , _,i..is_wgar . came. o...learlQ!1__bT 1 when I' , -- degrees. -se se s e candor -rtes tQ_ tbtl 91111 -Ti'II bffemi' er �; _ . r Whit b its_.._"'_.«,..._ ..,v - - - Min bead for such information. to take rare of your wife,' •n After much heart searching and de- I It's b ..tint;; within myself, I saw that Ellaswered No. 152. ' Ah,' said ne smil- York was not wholly indifferent to ling, ' 1 thought that would sstonish me and I resolved to ask her bribe my i you wife. I need not go into the details ' Take care of my wife.' I gazed at as to bow I did it, beyond saying that him in emszement. ' Why, of course it was one summer morning, rather I shall. But what is that to you 1' 0 A great deal,' said he. when, line - more than five years ego, i Wh Y pig gone to see her aunt, who was t WI S 1' The reason is pretty evident. They want a brain -rest at home -not a brain -strain ; and the woman of mild intellect has very often specially wo- manly characteristics and ways about her which the clever man cannot re- sist. There are the Spencer-Jonebes, for instance. He it s Fellow' of the Hoye! Sbc►ety and has a string of letters after hip-pme. She is a pretty little person, with a fashion for smart frocks and for fancy work. She yawns if anyone discusses science in wO1O _ her presence ; and if her husband to wen- I that wee worn by the weather, and them, should by any chance happen aft,- • .hurt stay, moved off gig'- �, p• ni l with The Professor (eothusimetioally)-Ak,MMies Noma, astronomy is • k. and study. Look aow, for instance, at Orion ; yonder s Man ; over there ie Jupiter ; and that beautiful blue star t Sirius. ius' Moss Notnsr (deeply interested )-012. Professor, how wonderful ! Bat tell me,prolaminbow did you prolamin ever end out the mecca of all tames stars '. Because she's -my daughter.' I looked at him in terror and as. toniahntent and was about to send for the nurse and the doctor, feeling sure he was rambling, when he said slowly! ' Sit down, sir, please. .I can't talk much longer. You need not send for Dr. Darton. I'dn all right. I feared it would give you s shock, sir, aa it gave me one the first time I sew her here u:th you. Ella York -you see, I know her name all right -was taken wen quite a child by her disowned me and never told the child what her father was. In that shnwas her wqas right. She changed from Wilson to her mother's name of Rork, and eompleted the disguise. Whenever I :drub -and, oh, sir, I often did desire-- see Elia. my dar- ling, Min York always threatened me with the police, and I knew better than to have them on my track if I oould help it Yes. sir ; I nes you can't realise it yet, but you'll find Elia Wilson's birth and baptism in the registers of Northfieldi and I give you pa wood. it's true.' I sat in dumb silence What could I say 1 Ella, my Ella, • oonviot's daughter 1 • ' p1.s.s, sir, don't tell her,' said he. • She has never known. Don't let her know. Bat I felt I mast tell yea, sir, and yes% not think any worse 1 oglemade�� et me. ked pMy sense had somewhat »turned. . lo,' said I► 'et renew sea I as out, I met Ella in the grounds, and, after talking, es we walked along, on various subjects, somehow it Dame out unexpectedly, and almost before I could comprehend what it all meant, Ells York had promised to be my wife, subject to ber aunt's oonsent. But bear want didn't consent. I re- ceived a dainty note that night -how tenderly I regarded it, Howson -from Ella, saying that she had spoken of my vidt to her aunt, and hid told her I was ooming tomorrow for ber ap- proval. Mia York had been very kind, but soted rather strangely and said she would see nae, but she could not congest, as she did not wish to lose Ella. My dear girl went on to say that she had to vain tried to get from her any mere than this. I was in • clarions frame of mind as I went next morning to ]sae Miss York, What 'could her objection really be 1 jilntely not to me. My position, my family, my life here were, I hoped, beyend reproach. Even ifnow, fiittl were s question of mos►oy, I bed pivate mean* yew As tbir Mist Yorlt wet Y t>t conk rrq it would be toasty without Ells at first, atter so litany years' companionship, but surety she didn't expect his as" le get married. It was I was destined to kaon objeo- 'Efian, As I approached the lodge the porterage mat ser .. .0h, Mr. 1105rn, this is shook*, r I was loafs posted Thee over. Why 55 Wad 43.,Frau Trees. Robert MoKinstry, who died from a stroke of apoplexy in New York oity, caned until • short time ago one of the Largest trait orchards 10 the world. It is in the town of Greenport, Columbia a, N. Y . sad cancans 260 sores, upon alt Me. M.Kinstry plsote.t 43.000 standard Afir fediii. • Tsari'ow9E,941Sate k teas!+ '• 16,000 rr trees and 4,000 ohorry trees, onbspple god other trot”, besides thous- ands of oarrant and berry b.ehes; also 2,000 bearing grapevines and 250 sugar, skits.maple trees, whioh latter ski - the roads and ars profitable as well as ornamental through their yield of sugar. HI. tens tions, in fruit suetueed large prole l ail the •poles baiog seat to England, when the oriole.fruit brought good orja. tion afitre liable wo before her, she makes a little grimace and says pathetically, " How tiresome you ate, dear !" Yee Spenb0taisnee seems to like it in her and adores her to an un- limited extent. So it is with the clever woman - the woman who hes discovered she has a mind, and is working it to thees utmost of her power. Doshe select a husband from the many lettered men of science 1 Not she, The Gir- ton girl who has Dome out at the for of the list seldom marries the mast tr of the college. When she does the circumstances are quite exceptional. a, a rule she gets engaged to the rowing man, or the cricket man, or the champion tennis -prayer The lady doctor doesn't marry the masculine practitioner -except in mei- aro novels ; the lady who speaks upon platforms doesn't marry the politician mire -„e nialpnost invariable rule, the cleverer s Wo "� more commonplace is her husband. To Jell the truth, it is the intellect - nal woman who finds the greatest charm in the athletic man. Just as a clever man prefers a womanly wife to one with an overpowering amount of brains, so does the woman who is clever admire the man who is manly. Athletics do not always go hand tet hand with brain. She is content to let the one go if she can get the other. There u another side to it, too. Woman does not woo, but she may often be won by wooing. Her choice in marriage is greatly fined by the selection of herself. She is more fre- quently wooed by the man of inferior intellect to herself, for whom she has en attraction which amounts t) posi- tive fascination. And do marriages of this sort turn out well? A woman who has seen a vast amount of the world, and has had a wide experience, was speaking on this subject the other day to the writer. ” I advise every clever woman," she said, " to marry a man less clever than herself, for certainly by far the happi- est marriages in this world are where the balance of intellect is on the woman's side." And the facts bear out the statement. Where there is an intellectual inequality, the superi- ority had far better be with the woman. When the husband is the cleverer ho make a con • • ion of his wife: --She-Foxy-im— �- thing, his amusement -she is never his friend. He gens outside his home for intellectual companionship ; and, as time goes on, she becomes lees and leas necessary to him. This is naver the case with a woman, however talented she may be. She adapts herself to her husband ; she never lets him feel bis inferiority - nay, rather, it she loves him she will WOMEN AND MEN. em eases reams Traversing in carload. It is • lamentable thing that mrly Ameri- o•os lou mince of the plessr a ot Esgl''b travelling by greatly ex.Rg.rmttng the dif. terences in chateaux. between the -two ea. nous, and by assuming that the English, as .uoh, are more careered, oold, aid amsooial than Americans. During three visite at long 'ntervels to this oouut. iw and while as - moat' in with " all aorta and conditions et a tad Joke. One day a ball -witted youth was ,tending on the bank of • river when he was masted from the other side with : " Hi. Jamie 1 what is the beet Wools to erose e• Jamle,who bad• api' against the geotIe- man, sent him to the deepest part.nearl The gentlemen is orossiag y drewoed, and, when be sup to where Idisa him for Jamie was @sa wdtnr. began scolding telling him wrongly. Jamie. „ t' Won 1 well 1" returned _ knew mese the dpea � lata than there "hm;-std !•m have them 1" •• Let's ray eer mosey sad em.' A little- girl. who bed beet to cherub a few times. had evidently named twit the 's'sheath*' bseellik% ,try sod should te 1014 I, rte duo' lean w� my own bewwhet yes layats doubt' sbfpreekt H la ay kookslie issa P slid I. always shall b wMle I Hee. • I wish " V' 7 hav '%% you beset lite I " - - `blit it seslllot - congregation went home very soon atter the o ileetiea. and must have hamglaa t it was money paid for the right wimpy the meat. One Sunday, when the mermen was lower than she liked, she said audibly to her sstosivhed parent : " Let's pay our money and go, mother.,' p.rently carry ig away • smell los thaw. St- rstioning myself close to one of the pil- la.,l soon efeetlon of ateiDg a wasp alight on 1s. Atter reunite ammo - over the outface to l' id what he is • search ot. he 'suddenly stoppedn d fully feeling the spot he was on he cut the worn eurfaoe with his nippers, sad then proceeded in • workmanlike en W out from, the surface of obs wood • strip the width 'to which he coed extend hie nippers laterally, and as he moved backwards he relied the strip up under bis chin with the mealaid of 6'4 torteet meal he had as much as he oould oonveni'tntly held, when he gave a finishing out -off and flew away. Watching the work of oonatruotioo afterwards. it wee marvellous to see how the end of the little roll was att•ohed to the strip of work that was being added to, by mans of some waxy gum exalt: led by the badder, and joined of laterally re it was unrolled until finished. and then the workmen would fiy away for a fresh piece. Each insect out off • strip avenging about three -eights of so tons in length and a little under an eighth to width and nothing oould be more admirable than • the artsmtio and btrenenhke way in which men." I have never beet able to end nay authority tor this impremaien. Hawthorne told the whole store when Merriman out that any mutual dislike between the two nations was oollentive sad not Indtvlduel; that tote individuals were apt to fraternize well enough, but that eaoh retsioad • 'egos prejudioe against the woe body of the ether nation.. English people tike the Americas' whom nhey kso come` pxu to retain the Lm+ times justifiable -that' there are s great many others whom, i1 they knew, they should int like ; and thin is muoh the way it whioh Americans feel about English men and women. The distreot la generic, while the liking 1. Iedivi4paL Perkeps it would be zs pleaater if the entrust were nonexistent, bat at to something to feel that ,soli may do OH►apple JMl1. To make the most exquisite jelly, both in imme ase. and flavor. am genuine arab- apple. Wash sod Moot those wtthoat flaw or blemish and out than rap, skim. °ons std slL Pat them la a preserving kettle,00ver them.with wales. tad ad them as St; Wave to boiL Whits the fruit le perfectly dee", strata out the intoe tbrotgib • 1417 hes, and to ovary plat et ;aloe add one petted et white starer. Rotors to the kettle and boil it gee li- ly for belt seismal take oat • alpeoatnl sad pea it hi a saaoar la • cool pleas, and if It penis, retaeve the kettle trom the lire. If enmatisse be boil i coastal wN tab amok it too lest. t natil it et r the jelly will be tee dkf. Fill the glasses while Itis werm.but do et sealp a�ry v cold. Before seal- ing sathe top of*sob • Miele .1 pas•flae paper whioh just Al. fa tie saeseb .1 false tastes es the is paper over the rear Jo s he )ren is • oeel, midwtly dry piea the leMaretea eemetbitg to overcome 11, and to help later travellers by making the liking more gen- err' It is one that on the continent of Eames psopM new-erw.Naylt - •ppeer at dlarder mage; to Mem- saves as being sheep in the mi t or possi- ble wolves. whioh. indeed, they often are. Bat as their own grated the instinct of per- aosl hospitality is traditional, r -id they are semseislly disposed to regard AmSrto•SI as gre�_my among the aoeorrupulen°, etas plou' or e- prom. Z'ke very feet that such marked &stint I.as ot reek exist among themselves makes them tatatleed towards America", who of- fer a @soh extreme .oma tion t indeed, en American semettmes hapeees lady. like • bride, may be given pr.osdenoe over others mply Mosses. having no defin- its task. she olm.y as wen be pat st the bead se at the foot, espaalally d site le palatially sttreebtve. In truth, the fixed order of &,Nosh moiety, if ooea.l.sally •,notal eon- v.al.sos: is also s yoke; sad there I. some- time' a positive wUllose.si to relax it r ]d set as if there were no each thing. Javt r in SssWb o.natey houses the almost ezoe.- dm formality of the dinner k halsacisd by the niter informality of the breakout, whore the servants see.toladed, sad every ems rasa lumps up and gats what leer be plusses from th sideboard, ee Elieb pee pile en to hivsideboard,tg . rather a inking for the .ww��ss�wahat novel flavor of Atoerle, and rsadfly pardon it whoa the order of premed - toss proves a matter too oomp1z for oar in - tweets to fathom. Aod is H •let tie hs re - mese end that the seamy whioh is apt to siren American visitors the asst is that el gaglish withers and amts. who usually Mai very little oomastries with ebe order sf preeedenm is say way.--flarper'o Bsssr. t)..!i. Po. i.;. k a.-. as a:.a.. rr.� Roomed T.-ble. The first equestrian meatus ever tweeted- in Great Britain was that of Charles L. whiob was placed in Whitehall, Chariest Cross, in 1678. Tbts statue was of brain. met by Le Saar in 1633, at the expense a the Howard-A-undel faulty. Deepens the Ctvtt Wr. to. Parliament ado if' Or-Joes River, s brazier. of Holborn, with ,trill orders to break it to pieces; but he am - coaled it, sad ireenionsly exhibited some broken brass as evidence of ice destruction. After the Restoration the statue was, 'n 1678, emoted where it still stands, being plsosd on • pedestal .zeout ;d by Omaha; Gibbons. The smallest salary paid to the head of s otvilized Government a £3 • year t. the President of the Republlo .f Indere% is . the Pyrenees. Although peoplo who mini tetlr salty brad by sons and dance •reemeer y- rightly-snop•ned to be of • thrii.lese ted careless disposition. not • few of our irell- kooa n "stars" .upptementsbeir stage earn- ings ty carrying oc other bnsineees. Her- bert Campbell, tor +_].tones, dabbles in trade, and hs] to do, believe,Nona,. a market -gardening suburb, while it will surprise many people who have seen William Terries's refined sole atria hear that he '. • partner in • oertsia hostelry not • tbors.nd miles brew tb. Eit:and. • ♦very animated some Is presented on say - Sao Sunday morning in summer l.v the Round Pond in KensingtonhGardewe, London. for this sheet of ornamental water is the Lsrohmont of the Model Yacht Club. At first it mused much surprise and merratent that middle-aged oity neo should join with the youngsters in what used to be considered a boy's pastime. Bat we are geSN.ar more ant more mantilla to these days, red it is rasgejimd tt .t in .sills, that it wiling • modal yacht there is moth ooientifio skill a vest d.al of int :rest to be How, -Alter dinner one day, at Liverpool table d'hot a, a young man was relating how he had m'aoulously escaped from • fearful s 1pa:sok. 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