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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1897-6-17, Page 22 THE SI A.. .: ^,QDgRJO•H t"�'1Q'I'- THURSDAY JUNE-. Tx.. 1897 fffMM/mtrto Buying weveat,00rio Oar Gaols r�tt Footwear. Oer Nricesare �e ri(it Bay your Shoes whoa The Assortment is the Largestiusto The Quality the The Priest the Lowest. After oarefsUy examining oar Stook you will sap we Stn wooembeily lay elfin w all the forestoieg fats. Call. and *amine Goode whether you oars to NT or trot. No trouble to stow Goods. PRICE, THE SHOEMAN anoeataor to H. H. POLLOCK. P.S –Repairing randy ad promptly ►treaded to. A BIT OF ADVICE. sY Ranh x. iI XYOkD. Sue, here, my little fellow, - I've something for year ear ; When mother says. "The wood.box Is empty gatte, I tsar,' Don't watt for her to oak yon To bit it up with wiled. But fill it wtthoat sskl.g, - And she will.ay, " Tbat'e od r .who r thesyr3trrte y►e�; gc-' 1 know you will be NW, Beoauw"it utears she's proud of Her helpful little hid. When father cornea home weary Of long, hard toil of day, 'Twill give you both reel pleasure 11 you to hem can say, " Teo chores are ail done, father." 1 knew hie eyes will chute. And lie will smiles thank -you The, ,.'ane, " Thu lad of mine le h.1F• , trusty, willing,– God .ens the little man !" Love father, boy and m, Cher, And help them a:1 you c.u. –Suudav School Times. 11Y--BR1 LLIAN'T"FI. •' 1 forgot to tell you," he said, " that the lady is rather touchy with regard to her pa.t. You'll guard against conveying the impreaaion that the offer is made from charitable mo- tives, won't you?" Teddy promised to be 'ery careful. He forgot the tetter tilt Hearty edit tient, when he jumped from his seat dieusbel d to the desk. Directing the envelope to " Mrs. Burton, Clarendon Terrace," be throw it in on one aide and in it few minutes had dasbed off the note. He flattered himself that it was little short of perfection–so delicate- ly put that Mrs. Burton, touchy as she might be, would find no ground for complaint. - Seizing the directed envelope by his aide he hastily inserted the note, sealed it, and sent it off to poet. Then be 'sat down ot_ce store ard wrestir 1 with that all-important letter Mist Cliumbers. -However, the opening sentence was too much for him. " Dar Miss Chambers," he oom- " l j A, ha ! Excuse me Teddy, but ' men ced. ghat was too formal. Then really I can't -kelp it. This licks ben- he t ried " Darling Madge," and found racing !" himself blushing at his effrontery. " does it 1" growled Mr. Travail. " I .. Dear Madam " was Det of the vow don't see anything outrageous about tion, and when he reached " My wit it. I'd have done a little thing like guiding star," he rose hastily ani that for you any day, and—" committed his brief effusions to the But Ralph Chambers was off again flame,. add his friend was obliged to wait un- til the fit was over. When Ralph Chambers came down- " She's your sister," when Ralph had calmed down a little. number of letters on the breakfast "Of course she's my sister," laughed table. One addressed to his sister the other. " What of thst ! You've caught his eye. known her as long as I have almost. ', se." he chuckled, '• Teddy's come Just fancy my saluting Madge with– up to the stretch at last, has he ? ' I say ! Teddy Traves wants a wife Wonder bow she'll take it." and thinks thet you would do. HeFive minutes later, when Madge, can't ask you himself because his I after opening the envelope with a tell - heart is in his mouth end interferes tale blush, burst into a merry peal of with the free use of his tongue !' Ha, ha ! charming ! Isn't it I" Teddy's temper wag not improved by the banter of his friend. Ralph. however, was firm as a rock. If Madge wag worth winning she was worth wooing. •' It's rea ly rich," he went on mer. cilessly. " Yon, of all' wen, to hang back in an affair of this kind. lifow many ebarming little love scenes have you deecnbed in the magazines of the past twelve months t How many ten- der proposals have you brought about on paper? Why don't you copy one of your own heroes? Scene : Conser- vatory–choice exotics–ditto couple. sigint=ifertilliff6iaa es`–=wlrlsper- ed confessions–pop !–' Yes' – rap - tun 2. ---and that sort of thing !" Teddy pleaded guilty to have written a. good deal of " bosh " on the subject but did not thank his friend for re- minding him of it. With the utmost difficulty Ralph " Oh, very well, old fellow," said stifled an explosion. He realised the Ralph, dropping his chaffing tone. situation at once. Teddy had en- " There's another way out of the difti- closed the letter to Mrs. Burton in culty. Write to her.",; the wrong envelope. For reply Mr. Travel tdok an en- He wits still struggling to keep his t velope from the rack and pushed it face straight when Madge came round across to hie oompanion. It was the table and laid her hand on his stamped snd Adresse() to "Miss shoulder. Chambers, Fairview, Chilton." " Ralph," she said, " I believe you " There's nothing inside," rewarded know something of this. The joke– Ralph, raising the flap. if such it be–is certainly unworthy "Just eo," replied Teddy. " The of Teddy–er–M r. Treves." fact is, Ralph, the teak is beyond me. Ralph recognized a chance to fur The waste -paper basket is crammed ther the intereeta of his friend and with half written epistles and still was not slow to avail himself of it. that empty envelope stares me re- " I can assure you, Madge," he said, proachfully in the face. It was when "that Teddy is in grim earnest. As 1 found myself dropping into verse– a matter of fact and in strict oon6- after the ' if -you -love me -as -I -love -you' deuce I may tell you that we were style–that I gave up the idea I" talking of tis very subject yesterday. " For which small mercy," laughed I myself advisod him to put his offer Ralph, "Madge has nation to be de- in writing. For the past few weeks vontly thankful. Really, Teddy, I'm he has bean struggling manfully with ashamed of yon. You, a man of pro- this thteresting proposal. Driven perty–By Jore, that reminds me 1 desperate by repeated failure and The gnv'nor sent me round on bud- maddened by the overcrowded condi- tion. He wants to know what yon tion of his waste -paper basket he ap- intend doing with the newly acquired pears to have selected the worst of property on High Street." the aeries and sent it off, He is in " The ' Hand and Heart,' you earnest, Madge, ton can take my mean." word for that. The note is a trifle "Yes. Ranke was drunk again odd, perhaps, but ecoentricity and last night and if you don't get rid of genies go hand in hand, y' know 1" him at once the license of the old " Oh 1" was all Madge replied as hostelry won't be worth a brass bet- she took up the note and )eft her ton next meadow." brother to his thoughts. " But where am 1 to find a success- Desai li■ Tuvs,--when 1 reed year or r queried Mr. Travel'. note I was teottoed to regard is as a rather "That's the point on which I Dame questionable jar As the result of a ma - to see yon. The gny'nor gave me the ameba with Ralph, however. 1 bays d• address of a lnci - a widow who has oiled to great you the interview repeated,y when the petallike,' will be duly Ms* Odin better days --who would soon emend by work wonders in the place." leets truly. Mr. Travel' took the address and • Manes OwAtsesas promised to write to Mrs. Burton at Teddy rears and re read the note in once. Rale* bad r'8MO1111A j dpR beet of him bet noetd Mt on no natio- when he teemed beak. ...._ «-- relory explanation. he ceetieued stairs the next morning be found a laughter, her indignant brother all but betrayed hititaelf. "• Confound it," he muttered. " If she doesn't want the fellow she has no right to laugh at hie offer." " Something amusing, Madge !" he growled. Madge calmed down a little and op - peered rather puzzled. To her brother's satontahment ahe handed the note over to him. Dasa Min's– 6s read), –For some time pest I have [tees on the lookout for a lady whose trustworthiness oan be depended on and whose social goalitioe befit her for the oastodianship of my • Hand and Heart,' and am folly persuaded that ou elms can ill peetatert+s 011er tett+ wtiafaotioe. If von will kindly grant ms .n interview I ,hail be prepared to enter into particu- lars. By aooepttog the offer you will confer a Iastuag tevor on • Your. very faiB ED. tbf.Tit&vssv,. I"I have writ i bo note," he mused, unless_–.toy ! Rave I written to Madge in my sleep 1 Scarcely pro bsWe---couldn't do it when awake. I have it 1 Ralph is at the bottom of Wes. He's a good-natured fellow is Ralph.' lkie could not stand by acid see we in such a hole. Ralph, you're a brick !" Sitting down at the desk Teddy had just commenced to write a note to Ralph, asking him to call around at once, when an envelope fluttered to the ground. Picking it up, Tedd, glanced at the address--" Era. Barton, Clarendon Tans's this 1" he muttered. " I sent that letter away last night Don't remember addressing two enve- lopes. Then he suddenly became excited, and feverishly rummaged among his papers for another directed envelope. It was gone! " Good gracious !" he ejaculated. "That explains everytll(ing. Mrs, Burton's letter went to' Fairview. What in the world did I put in it?' However, be had kept no copy, and he had to visit Fairview for an answer to hit query. At the Subsequent interview "the particulate_ were arranged --2a - the mutual satisfaction " of the parties concerned, and Teddy returned to his rooms the happiest man in the county. FOOTPRINTS ON TIME. Be' yesterday, it seems to him, He waited underneath the dim Light of the parlor chandelier For her to oome. And then her de tr. Sweet voice called to him trout the stair, And said : "Sweetheart. I'li noon Its there !" Bat yesterday–vears after, yes– He ',tumbled boom in vague dearest And wearied to the vary soul. Again her voice a greeting soot Thai filled. bun with embera.seeeot. 1t said : " Brtag up • pail of coal I" fast time &e.----'- Wassail" is, 6 into her eyes. And, dumb with love, reached for her band To try to mike her understand. They hawed by the large front door. As they bad often done before But p•r.'rrday–one he forget! He oh*ibed the ,tops, fattened and wets, And glad to lave the muddy street, Aad she stood on the frost -door .%T -._ _And wremasmdr---ie••-te.eats sharp aced shrill : " Why don't yea oris jser dirty feat r" MAIDEN BLUSHES. How They Fade When the Hand of Disease and 1)s ,rder Lays Hands on Theta -- What a Godsend is . Ratisble and Wall - Tried Remedy–How we Hail the Retero of the Pink of Health Under its Widows –It hie Good for the Maiden, it's Good for the Mother. •' My daughter had been ailiov for nearly two year, from nervous prestratioo, indi- gestion and other oomplaiats which girls in their teens are snbiect to. For days .t . time she was confined to her bed end could retain nothing on her stomach. Our family physician finally declared she was in a de- oline. We despaired of her recovery. fibs gradually grew worse. 1 had foetid so little benefit from remedies 1 was skeptical about trying South American Rotolo*. I, bow- THF STATEMENT OF A LADY WHO ever. prooured a bottle and relief came like magic ; the Hain left her in • day, and after taking five bottle* she was completely cored .nd as well and hearty as ever she had been " Mrs. Geo. Booth, Ocangsville. Oat :fold by J. E. Davie. •$OT'CORN. •• Livery man kaows enough w les well enema *lona The dtttioalty is that no one knows whom • Way Is well esoegh. t t ladies Agent–Weil, what de you want now r Poor Lo-- W ape to chane pony for pike. Ugb !" .. But yon said she sang beautifully." " No, 1 dtde'1." " *bet did you ay r '• I std she wase beautiful singer." Speaker --My fallow citizens I' am 'peak - fog to posterity!' Vutoe !rum Audieoos--Aad if yin det.'1 soca flat through tbeyil'b e." •' I'll be awful glad when I am aid Soongh so do .. I please, aid Willie "On, oerteiuly," said his lather- •' Aad about ea sono as you get to ihat age, you'd Net marriod." Father–My son, di. you know that most of the riob men ot today began poor !" Small Son–Yea Father–And yet, yet, inroad of saving your passim, yoaap►ed them. Smell Son–Yes, father. Mien 1 start in life I wool to begin poor. A remarkable temperance sermon was that delivered by • mast in Ireland which ooaoinded with tide oouviooing etaNmsnt to his flock : '• What makes ye skeet at ver tebdlords! The drink ! lays. Aad cabal makes ye mos thin ! The drink ! ' A.–Didn't I hod you five henry skein en steatite age?: B.–Well, it you oso't remember a Wag like that, you cite acareely expect me to jog year memory. Pat Him Right.–A clergymen says : " I 000e married a handwrite }owe oonple, and as I took the bride by the hand et the close of th. ceremony and gave her my warmest aoorratnlattors, etre tossed her pretty head, and, p01000g W the bridegroom, replied– •' I thick be is the cue to be oowgretu- lated „ THEY WORKED WONDERS. Two Years of Bladder lormeot–Had kt• tacks of Inflammation–Cured by a Beta of Modell Kidbey Pills. Owes Sowed, June 14 (epeoial)–Tbe per pie of this town ere talking mai. of another are credited to Dodd's Kidney Pills. This 1e the oaks o1 Mr.- W. erne, bsretaker of town buildings, who, when sego, had Ora to say of the matter :– " For over two years I had beim as in. sufferer fres kidney dreams and 000e- aeets attacks of tr ilammatton of the ladder. " Waa ander doctors' treatment and I have been compelled to resort W instrument- al relief stat times. " I bare' taken eighteen bores of Dodd's Kidney Pule sod am satisfied with remits, befog pet fatly relieved of all suffering." THE BEST FAMILY MEDICINE a. Ls int Lam weeds el Asks bus a Ire Tort tedy ter AYER'S PILLS "I would haft add my testimony to that of others wbo have used Ayer's Pills, and to say that I have mime them for many years, and always derived the bat results from their use. For stom- ach and liver troubles, and tor the cure of headache caused by these derange. mento, Ayer's Pills cannot be equaled. n my ideals oak me what is the remedy for disorders of the stono let. liver, or bowels, my invariable answer 1s, Ayer's Pills. Taken in sea• e on, they will break up a cold, prevent L grippe, check fever, and regulate the digestive organs. They are easy to take, and are, Indeed,.the best all-round family medicine I have ever known."– Mrs. MAT Joanrsor, Z>m BJdg[ Avenpa, New York City. AYER'S PILLS NiglitsM loners at World's Pair. >l � ahs al Mud aiji.L It was before en Irish trial patios : TI e evtden,e was all in. sod the plaintiff's at- torney had made a long, eltgn• a: tad 1r ile- al argument Tben the deteedest'e alto ney took the floor. "Whar'e you dotsg r' asked the justice, as the lawyer began. " Going to pre« s1 one side of the Dame " " I don't want to bear both sides srgoed. it has a tindinoy to confuse the court" So the defendant's Swyer sat down. SHE COULD NOT EAT. Always velli ye, Teacher–Now. children, the letters oe the black board, s -d -v -e -r -t -l -s -e -m -e -n -t swam something wbiob has always been, is every and will be published in every news paper and every mesere° in this country. What lit! Smart 492 loom. the mot eila iso joke, I think.–pfipkliatfo. ran Cannes May Where Nerviline– pain ours ---Is tea. Composed of the mast powerful pain subdu- ing remedies known, Nerviline Dever fails to give prompt relief in rheumatism, neuralgia, cramps. pais in the back and side, and Ohs Bost of painful &Me otions, internal or mater- nal, arising item infi.mmetory aotitm. U. - equalled for .11 serve Alas. A Glerions Oppernall/• A middle aged man with what appeared to be a load on bis mind, visited as sortie seedmer and seemed intermit in what he saw. 1 say, he said to the offioer oe desk, I'd like to go 0o the next expedition. It's awfully mid up there, remarked lm ofoer discouragingly. ' I don't oars about that-" " You'd have very little to eat and stn have to starve" „ That woslda't be pissiest." said the rialtos. • , i should say nit," se/erned the dikter. "and you might be eat.sby year oomred's.' " la that se ? Theo would be distinctly " And thea,', ooatinned the effiesr, " yes wouldn't ea. your wife tor three years end possibly longer. You keow you *wet Mike her with you " ' Well," returned the gestlesiaa, "after a leng tease. I think you oar put tie dews on your books. Your last argument oap- lured me." GONE TO A SHADOW. Raked by Pain, Red -Ridden, Life Despair ed of–South American Rheumatic Cats was the Good Angel W blob 8tAiled the Tempest end Piloted Solely late the Har- bor of Health. " I was so troubled wain 'Walden that at titres the pale sad emeering 1 .xperie.oed was etereeteUog. I tabled is Mab fo ►t.soet a sbadew. I was almost oontieuelly in hod Inc over a year, and I had spent hundreds of dollars 1• dootering. 1 had almost given op hope of • oars. A relative whir had hew oared of the wee disease by Reath Auseric- au Rheostatic Care, twinned net to try it. The firs dose gave my testaet relief. Altar wing three battles I was completely sued.' William Marebatl. dw.y P,O..Oat. Sold Sy J. 1 Dais. ))�fi1a mull a greN- dad of hair-dreseice bel was hr M ►ave sit 'Kw hese M Mhi the market. 11 Ayers 11191r Vigor had bete ebtainatde Mee, deed1- Ies.hs world have tweed its merits, as es dilMageldral teed feuhitest& peepls ass�iklg sewa-de" WAS A DYSPEPTIC. sertiorsd WITH PMNs IN THR STOIIACR, NAUSEA AND vormso–Colernrartow, HRADACHtti AND MD= DITelininI10 grur ole TOid•OWin. From Le Omelets. Seal, Que. Dyspepsia, sod kindred disease* of the i. a apes are bewaring starnitslftr"V allot among the people of all aloes, sell it ie ate to env these there are few ills sillct- Ing mankind produetive of more real misery than indigeetie . IV'.!. said ltbas hapni- nem and a good digestion go band In bad, Lad the etbsment oonaias more truth than has been generally admitted. It may be Wel, said, therefore, that e medicine that will ogre drepeats is • blessing to mankind a promoter of human hangmen whose good work oennot be too widely knows'. Such to the opinion of Mrs. P. Loonier, ot Sorel, Quo-, and it is because of this that ebe gave the following steteraeet to . representative of Ica 8orelois. " For tome thee past," she said, "I had been suffering from . malady that at first 1 avid not define, but which proved to be a severe attack of dvepepia, After each moil 1 felt . sensation of ever fulinese, even when I had eaten most spar- iarh, This tailing was a000mpanid by severs penes in the region of the stotn.oh,. sod freque*tiv by nausea, and seesitlm.. vomiting, Censtipati le followd whish added to my miser.'. In the Marvel I ssff.r.d from fever and slight be.denbe, .ed bseame generally indisposed. At times the pain in the stomach was lee* severe. My appetite was leaving me, I bad no tarts for anvthiuv and at this stage my intoe. Allred. resistant meager of " Le Soreloe " urged me to try 1)r. Williams' Pink Pill., at the ante time seeing ase to read aa se. tiole in that paper which related to the ogre of a proms Waded, afflicted. 1 was skew tide and did not believe the pills would help me, bet a few weeks later I re -reed the artiole sad decided that I would try Milt medicine, and I have snoh reason to be pled abet 1 did so. 1 took a ample of De. Williams' Pink Pills after each meal sad little by little perseived that my digestion was becoming mon sant. I oeatitoed the use of the pills for a little were than a montb. ted have pimanrs t. Mather that Ste ears N complete- At my age (66 vein) we greatly appreciates being able to solos re's mall, and I ht.w the d.v I begs to ea Dr. Williaam' Piak Pine, .ed I seem. reemm.esnd them to nth., e.fferera or. Wllliama' l'itk Pills dire indigestion. rheumatism, nenralata, lceoiaetmr an dal At Vitus' duo., nervous headache, ..ad penetration, Masao' of the blond, sees as scrofula, ebronio ervnplas, and restores pale sad .allow oemplexfoas to the glow of twKh. Thev are a spoof& for ell Use Worthies po eltar to the f.iee1. asx, aped fr urea aura all arss adobe fres wctre, else. grab, eV (itemises Ae1dbv all absolute sad 8. Dr. Witliates' Mediate.. CA.. Rreektlle, Oet, s.1 Me per hoe et six Deane fit $2 fie. Thies are t.uttariee pills eelergd pink o utcast whisk the radio w warned. The getanlas pills are pet up la bract, the wrap - pr sensed whisk tsars the fall trade wart"Do. Williesed NIA . Dail PIM he )!s.1. Pavia Papa–' Sine qua non,' mean something you meant ds without," Little Freak–Ob •I £ wheel ! 31" –eevn W aunt- -, t ethttlkg ' 8 A For' Dinner'! u on do, go to the City Mee and ren will end that WE LEAD IN CHOICE MEATS We oar satlaty the moot taste sin MOM. our pr .01t everybody. W. have swag thing in the Neat line. Fresh Meats Spiced Meats Cooked Meats t;urer' Meats Smoked Meats Prepared Meats. and every kind of Seung. made. See Btsoild Line If you have not yet toe to the Cur Meat M.rket, do not fart to call and give oar apse el boarder display your inspec- tion. ANDREWS BROS. & CO. GODERIOH STEAM BOILER WORK&' A. S. C H I' Y'8TAL, 8ece sects OIlg0ldAaC atatafnetarer of WI Wads m - - - _ - BOILTERS, Stroke Stacks, Balt Pans, Sheet Trot, Works, etc., eta, Aad Dealer ln– ifagln.., Machinery Castings, Re. Ml sizes of Pipes sad Pip. FitlMgs, Steam and Water O e res Glebe Votves, Cheek Valve*, Iaspirames, Bloaters sad Ia- jeot.rr Ccastanely ea Hand .t Lowes' Pekoes. A spooned line of Steel Wank sad Reg. Troughs for use of farmers asketbillt, Repairing erewpty attended to t Alb 16111111171TA.L. llhtp. %Aim Oodmrtm. Cartago & Fuel Co. are prepared to handle Beg - 'gage Freight and Household Ef- fects with Dispatch at reasonable rates. Dealers in all grades of HARD 0AL SOFT and Smithin* Coal Wood and Kindling out to suit customers and delis eyed with promptness. Orden so- lieited. Tdsphon. oily ;C. a F. Co. 3, g, herr, D. 0.'S'ra*nwi., Msaspe, lBeortleaty Summer is here; no oe prepared to meet it with s good Rat or Osp whbn it cots We have put to stock all the Lund Styles of Spring HATS which for (-uality and pl'ioe aunt be equalled. In stook are numerous s1 eortments ot the latest In GLOVES COLLARS. SHIRTS. HOSIERY. bUITS, CUFFS APS NECKWEAR, O. R.SHANE &Oe. yo - The reliable Hat mad Furnishing humorists 4 .. C0 always on hand. The Best and only Scraton Coal in this market. Hard, Soft and Black- snith__Cosl always on hand. All Coal weighed on the market scales, so that you are sure of Good Measure )Tosser. ell. 3AilZB & LIZ'S Stere. 1897.... Announcement. New Goods and Best Valuee in the Tailoring line at the old -established and reliable Weet-st Emporium. Satisfac- tion gnaianteed in Quality Style and Price. HUGH DUNLOP Canadian Pacific Telegraph Patronge True .Com ?R CANADIAN!oA been eatabifabad too shy dM a stal4IYs esrvise with tar tr/ pi tasat ion 1 is raaawi •.fradn.s insane sad la the resines of es pattens. II newel. nus of dyer/ p�sdedsaoo who Missaconasistbie• ls lslb gitaoaell 11Lids sat enlist 1* tamed state., (a mesa stns Meet through enrol » W U ltorthwe*tttrittsh011atatta OssM 01110e-8ontb S1de 'IY.st-M, asactursa Ills Maaegsr Asearteli jt" are neoesary to mMikind, tMa bade mileh more so are they to the b*sr part–woman t As they ars as nods` easy you shank' Dee that what yon est are geed, thus awing in cash sad health. Thtware or Oranitisrallr bought from us is always good, and as the latest inventions are always added to our eboek a better Pelee** cannot it. [candle Canada. STOV S Aon rumi*cS w. woo the tl1s111 oegpiete l Stones sad V11/1b. sass la the Oasany. _ • ILLaKIi$