HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1897-2-4, Page 7THE SIGNAL : GODERICH ONT.. FHETRSDAY, FEB. 4, 1897
HOT CORN.
d.,
1t W ant regain mask ef • pbidmghrr to
11s.war that all tits wider are be.ie•m•.
" 1. the redly w pear r
" peer ! Why Ws sea et the meat pitiful
ears I over herd el She's tee per ors
be ewe • beeper
O.srator - being se bit. • yeas /W
peer t
tarsier -No; tra't died it I ham
had M bay my tab • yehtiyg •ernes.
Mr. Webbis (who i- s leaser be ride •
hIke)-Meati Clears • ! there's Mime Rees.
hat 11 1 dme't take my w off te Mr she
west speak_ is min
e aga. and it 1 Ile tar t
ta
el I'U break my seek. '
Jeer -Here ears that die p.ssbis MM
Omega
Jerk -Desi yes like her !
Jeer -1 has* bar ; seaside. when I meet
Mr I deal oval km bar.
Edith sed Maid ked just pat their
bellies is their little crib, Saud Edith with
a sigh d relief :
' There. I as thankful we've got dee
Adder be bed. We shall hays • little
peace new.
Oratemer-Vo. haus • .yin to year via -
dew. •A art M olotbes made while you
watt' Ds yyo.. really de that
Tiler-iiee. air. YOU leave your order
with • depart, mad them mut till the (ar-
oma's .se rider.
Botaderby-I .s wi- ry sorry Miss lire 1s
out Yee weal forget to master that I
soled
Isexp••l••emd Ho.omaid-Nen indeed.
air. 1'd r.a resight upstairs sow and
tat bar.
'• I •m very mar afraid that Jimmy le
`w1.oiiet,"maid Mrs. M..s to her bee -
head.
" I isn't bear aim," replied lir. Seams.
" Tbat's way I think be mus hs deist
semetbrlg he mar net.
" 1 met • gpseea rd of batter," mid Mr.
aped
to the
Y ., sir ; tha n•1 er dee imitation v'
"Whit k1.d w 11 70 (SYS 11. dsy
.dere ysered•y 1"
'• That was the genuine."
"Thal I'll take the isettatiou thin time'
" I .appose," said the was to the yellow
tektaer, trying to be .►near, '• it does.'*
hurt your ere eye when yes get anything
hie it r
"• Dem tt look as it it would .ser have •
porn h. 11 !" responded the ether trfgidly.
Aad ho gave aim • gl•my Mare
Aa old sea-eaptats, who had Way boned
iis berth wife, was assented be an se-
i.siat nes, who. unaware .f hie bereave -
sent, asked :
" How is your wile. Cep's Keels.. v'
-Well." the o•ptah with • seism
n et to say .•d. eosste.asoe, • well, to toll
the Mirth, ism out of wing, jest now,
matey
•• I hear year iasis m dead," said • ayes•
pMMtlo.oimbbor to lir. Tweedy.
He t.," replied Trimly, gravely.
" Did ho leave any ta.t mast !"
" Yen, three of them"
"Terse d them !!' exclaimed the sage
ler,
Y wonderingly. ew Tsst•.tsat, the Old
r.r.5.eat sad the Revised Edition.,'
Seedy Party- Ito penman) " Your refusal,
sir, to trust me • paltry drink of whisky
Ole me with astonishment .r indignation."
Barman—'• All right, sr : you can ell
yourself up with •.tourhment and indig.
nation, asd it won't coot you • braes fatte-
ns ; but it you want to fill yourself with
whiskey. yos will have to pay cosh "
" No." mid the mea with the Iroise
brow. '• I never sooept any rotaries' to
.Ly nap is • oompasy where there are any
treaters "
Afraid of them
" Yea That is t0 say, I am afraid d
their opiaima If I Ira they lsugk, •ad
think I'm a greenhorn : mad if I win they
wonder whether 1'.. • .' •epee. "
•' Have we had • pretest from room
rattly !' asked the Saltan se he lit . fret
"tarots.
No, your Majesty, replied the Orr
k:iar.
"No medal has deigned l cry oat against
the .aatbasseo of the (biomes Empire !"
raid the Sara scowling.
None, your Highness."
" Then have some more Armeins killed
sI ecce. I will not be seglaotod Is the
. Mmoful ansae."--
" I have dose my beat," the editor re-
marked, "l establish this paper be the ors-
fidsaw of theosrranity.'
I thick yen have .e000edd," wee the
en s" M a Frost ext met But there kr
me reader eaatribotor whom 1 ss'k break
of his habit d nmasoieg. "
" Who ithat t"
"Tho sem who made in the wether reporta '
-
oohs -It caret he. - I am not worthy d
Be-Nea.cnsc.
"11ie Mau "
"Isperible Yes are an angel,"
" No, •s. you .re wren" I err as idle,
filly girl, utterly .stir to beers* your mese
posies through life."
•t Tbie i. madame What cert of • wile
de yen think I .sgkt to haver
A careful, esfi.Whq. raided rum
who ma live ea year test! ender►•
aboard at • ,steer nern.r.
Polisario (to youth ef twelve mare
sharing at .treat o5.and-Well, what are
yes up to !
Youth-ParWng he • sompriWa.
Peliorea-What eempgMtda
P reas-Pies
s ? for s pr fee! Psldnm.n-Prow t What leis!
Yost-11b.Nag my own lea'
BEST AND CHEAPEST
Renee was • sole truth tea when 5.M
d Dr. Agnew'% [Aver PMe.
las • .W.
Lids prised, *11.1,1* Meld tine
ten Ohs cat imp.rIise seed ism pea a
ohm bear red • bsighe syn
Dos r from CcnllIp•Mw et Are
smogtem gals meet Diff
o wes Liver Plod ase • sale meed /Imre*
I
Odd by 7f 1L ill rises r a Ili
ftsblms. sas5sas glen. Menem thinned
ler ftseh.ety. osas.
De. Aga.w'.Ointment reran in re did
mad w.5. Teller. 8a4. Rheum. fa.ld Bid.
assort. %ease's Itok, Ulsnas, dieters and
allorspelens
. at
liel the skin. 1t is es•it
•ad qieg and sots like side la e ears
of kf+by Wren, ; 36 anal,
by J. IL Davi.
A wrens hammerer Me been invested by
a lame. It is a jar xf water with • beg
G ad • little step -ladder is it. When the
beg some• est el tho wider and atm alt•.'
mope • r•inebeem will Mea sow:.
A FARMER NN TROUBLE.
A eMes.MN teasel Mae awls bM Mead
—Poets Lta• o Maw Nam 1 arse by rear
awes of meld's Kidney riga
Cardinal. Feb. 2 iSpoi.l)—mr. Robert
Melstoab. • tensor very widely knew. in
ilei..nasty, sad Beteg .ser this adore has
been la • gainful seed deageroos es.dlston
us the result .f kidney di.....Hestia. the
kl.dd.,. W ho...Iled apes he ..id
Raring theme years, until quite recently
oared by ng lent b.... of Dodd'. Kil-
ter Pille, 1 have bens as hates. rarer
from kidney disuses which kept Rotas from
bad to worse though I was dootoriwg .11 the
time.
l'.d.r advise 1 toga. smog Dodd'.
Kidney Pill., M ore realizieg meat help.
1 now feel like • saw man and am perteotly
cured of kidney trouble in say form.
The earliest are et whish • boy oan alter
Ibe Keyed Navy is fifteen. He moot be fik
is height and measure 304 in. round the
ober. A bey must be of good ob•ract*.
able to read mrd writes sad have tit* wnt-
teo oo.ewt of kis parents or guardians to
kis entry.
WILL. CARRY THHt SCARS TO HER
GRAV-
Spent Tbtimmod. for Health, Bat Did Not
Oran This Greatest of All Illoesisit
U.tU She send the 0;re•t South Ameri-
cas Rhesm•tie burs Suffered 1ptaarely
for 12 Years.
lira F. Bromley, of Tottenham, Oat.,
✓ atio : •• I suffered almost 000tinuelly for
12 years from rheumatism, the edema of
which 1 will sorry to my grate, mad while
the joint at my elbows •ad wrists aro ret
stiff I mm entirely freed Wm psis by the
w of South A.—rio.. Rheumatic Can. It
bus laded proved • w.s.derfal oars in my
oaor. I have eget thos.sds of dollars is
doctor's bills and medicines without avail.
Five bottles of this wosdor-worker bus
oared all pain. 1 am bettor is health
iteo.r.11y than I rye bone for ten years."
Sold by J. E. Davis
Somebody who ham tn.d it rnommsdn
prim pulverised peter (wbieh .nen bo-
soms sticky whoa exposed to the air) is all
rat -holes rest the bor. Tho epactal de-
tstmYes el • rat is anything that will in -
ire hi. gleety °eat
WORTH ITS WEIGHT 1N GOLD
Is the Terrier of Frank 8. Emeriok, of
Alvientes, Ont. -Says South Amerism
Kidney Care Saved His LW -It Re-
lieves in Six Homs
" For iwo yen I was gruffly treabld
with kidasy disease. 1 .u8ered intones
pain. had fregsestly we tumble b work. I
doetar.d as istes.•b, but got little or ns
relief. I benem to grow worse, and the
paine were helmet sad inter.. About
this Moe I saw South Americas Kidney
Cure advertised as a speedy relief for s1
kids.y troubles. I purchased a bottle, and
it gave me wouderful relief in • tow hosts.
I °smoldered it worth it weight in gold, ter
it ...redly sysd may life." Sold by J . E.
Davis
The term " infantry " was first .sod by
the Spaniards in the wan with the 1fairs,
to decimate the body -gaud of • Royal
Priaoe or Infante. It was extended to the
satin body of feot-celdiers, as ba *y
adopted threader" Miepr.
WRECK ED.
14,. Hankie), the Wife ot Capra Hark.
ley, Well-known Lake Captain of Owes
Sound, Oat , Tell. How L• Grippe tett
Her. sad How Otte. Doctors Gave Up
Hop asd'Har Family and Friesd. D.
spared of � Her Recovery -The Great
South Almerisa N vise was tho Bea-
re whiob Directed Her let. the Geed
Health Harbor.
'• Abort four years age I was •Rliord
with • severe rear of 1• grippe, which left
me almost • oemptro wr ok, I was pro-
strated ler weeks. 1 deeteeed with several
physicians and mod sissy remedies, bot
sem had any lasting afoot My friends be
ma to be alarmed for evy recovery. The
doctors .book their beads, and hold est
little hops. I was attracted by an dvsr-
timmer of South Americo Norris., acid
sem triad we el • nervous nature I de-
to try it The first bottle taped
a greatly. I pnnisted its ase sad this
great remedy has completely built op my
.pram and I positively dearo that it is
iic mealdear* remedy that gave ±me any Mist"
Said by J. F Davis.
A sew has bees known to reoogaize the
Metre d • call, and • tiger is said to be
drawn to • trap by the picture of • °em-
p.aiea. Tat timid horse, however, takes
so aeries of • picture, and the oat will net
spring at • painted biro.
HEART PAINS LEAVE IN A DAY.'
Used* to Atter te Her Daily Detre-
Asti • urea Sufferer fres Heart
Trouble -rimed to Try Dr."Ag-
..w's Core far the Hent. and
it Peeved • Weeder
Worker.
Taw are the worded Mrs W.T. Rundle
d Deadslk, Oat : •' I wee a greet sufferer
hem severe pis is the regime of my heart
Fes a time I was quite unable to attend to
fey kes.siold dries I was induced to try
Dr. Ag..w'. men for the heart, and I must
my the revolt was wonderful. The pals
immediately left m., and der the Grua day
I have bad we peed or trouble 1455.."
Sold 'by J. R Davie.
Tr.4.The f
sM is aSquslioa.My re Rag-
Ueh hvmNlos, and it fir reerdud.pMar-
earr is he 1540, in the rite d Henry VIII.
It 1. denerlbd es "a 5..a of velvet, sear
who* sh•pd hits • fresh. embroidered all
over with Matted seta el delogebn" g -♦
A VETERAN'S STORY.
At ln Ons Dm d Age ORes d err.
A ONarMI Powder Ares • bates
et Thy Yen RI.5dbg-It Re-
lieves Balis red Osevrh r
Thirty MlaaMa
Sew Lewin d 8ra.ehl a. Po. eras. :
"1 tow *My year of .mew 1 bays ben
gas bled will nitwit lb eV yamm mad
l5 my ideas have used a /who loamy eat.rrh
mesk bat are W !! wast sato 1 geed
Dr. £ ,'. OatavMll P..du. O.e bas
Mei M 5.lo/be ire aid *ghee so mat
Marea w5.lologed k 6.141 Whim
scaladlic
Sell hp s
THE SCOTCH COACHMAN 'winter
Suit
or Overcoat
iT was jest tired time at the and 01
the Mires mooting, whoa the workers are
sbakleg hands is oympteV add ..-.feat
easy-Itasy-
dM sat seem right to pas • .side
be. withers • weed. He had been ear
dies bare. Aa beaset. •sod res. who
always eat is perfect quiet dreier the hoer,
,pe if trying se thunk oat a eetbhg ter
blm.elL • Have you a Siad w I asked.
" I have • hale testament : bat half the
thee they talk •boat aria that aren't is tt
1 want bible."
" I will brise yen ens wt Tuesday
matt, and we aid yen like be tag..abost r-
ise • Crisis's t ' " Yea" "TimeI .hall
pray (isd year heart rev be prepared." and
I said coed -sight.
Very often suet friends droppers us :
bet I relied spa ►r Nesgbtful hr. On
Trolley resift he wee there.
Whim the leader ..ked lobo would Le
prayed for be raised hie head-+Iswly-net
with the arson of heait•ties bus d de-
1,ber•ties. He bad made .p lels mad to
that step, at least, that be wasted the
prayers of theoe people be had eat a'sssp0
for many evening., while he osmm.sed with
his own mind.
When, afterward, i asked him if his
heart were prepared. bo seemed a little our -
prised at the yssetios. " ihdu't I show it
was when I held up my hand for the p.sele
'r. pray for me '" ha i,paled, almost grulfiy.
What an easy os.quest for the Lord !
God rives sone workers all the ray ewands,
1 thos,bt. Yet, after a11, he wee net ready -
for surrender " i •m not quite sere yet
that I owl .tisk to it. I'r trailer it
over. "
Every leo of his fess s.ide.osd teak he
would he very slew to mores .ythlsg to
soar or God, but bound to keep it if ha
promised
•• Weil, new what .ha11 I do to be
cored
•' Why, that's put the ,t.«iiou the halls
asked " Hie Testamet wee quietly opened
to the story of Paul, the prisoner, reloads(
dui jailer from the tetters of .in. and I red
slowly, toot he might take it all in.
Tile pleas story with hie owe question h
it seemed exactly to emit his saw -working,
motto -of fact mind.
" Tea, that makes tt plain. I see it
And how did you say i was to be kept! by
the power of God v Ys, mime, I'll do juin
as the jailer did."
Would be hovel down ! " Oh, yes,' and
he obit/pored, " I shit bean ea then kers
for two years and it Nolo queer ; " hot he
prayed rob �an resit, .metria prayer of
..R
otter ra.der, I could bot Mink of the
u reic in beams rejoicing over this quiet
soul, which at feet had thought it all out
.ase ear..atly gives himself to God.
He was sot one of the testifying kind.
For many nights I watched him mittirie
there diet. jot as hs used, exoept for •
serer .hieing in leie face, whisk spots of
satire p••10, • wittier of ismer pesos, and
wesdered of what be was thinking Would
hie resat ooameiesoe at Deet oempel him to
break bis natural 'tern rseerve .r roars
kis Lord'
Night after night I was disappointed. He
Rave so °bowing tobacco, wbioh be bravely
decided was a hindrance to bis Christian
life : hio growth in grace. like his raver -
d es, wee slow and solid ; his bee .hone
rets sad more, but still he did sot .pmt.
I waited, knowing that the Lord would
i.aek him that be must.
Finally it mine ' with • great effort, us
if .esstbtng in his heart had bunt and let
the words some forth.
" It's no difference to you people what
my pest life bis bees ; that'. • atter be-
tween my God and me. I rely want to my
I believe e ' be Lord Jesse Christ •"
The words that had saved him, that was
all. The seisms emphasis he put upon them
showed how his mind had worked over the
. tory of the jailer uotU it had become the
central theme of hi. life They stirred the
room mon than many • heathy recital of
sin and wonderful reformation.
He looked amend, later, wrpri'ed to ase
I was there, and 1 told him I would not for
anything have missed hearing jut that
word from him.
I heed worry over him no longer. The
Son of Man w111 not be ashamed of him be
fore our Father.
I am thankful for many lemons learned of
Ode new friend.
Whet • rood sturdy somber of his, when
asked the other night in his turn by the
lewder why he became • Christian : ' I
studied my Testament, ..d i thought it
was timer"
Asothsr time he told me that what set
him to thinking it over wee that he kept
hie Nes open and 000ldn't help seeing how
man after man Dome in there and somehow
rot made over : he couldn't deny that saeie-
thi., did it, and he irked to investigate
fasts.
He is half toe time out of work, but .1 -
way, cheery and trustful -far more eves is
his Cbri.ti•s life than many who naive
the weed with rejoicing.
01. for s few are of these common .sena
Christians among our " spiritual children."
Religion ie net a dream for the visionary.
but • pnotisl taut for plain men. and is
our work with many, to fir such u one is
an oasis of delight
Mee emit
She had admired the rasa, and although
the years had arse sad roes. sad oho we
still Mies Keown, her dmir.tien bad set
.hated. On the contrary, it had increased.
She wee of the evaders woman .ehool, too,
or at learnt wasted people to thlek se, and
as for heremlf, sr thought sae wee array
,sIsrseeiag.
Te yeas., Mr. -loans she bad bees lately
d dr..4.q herself, anti rimer Mr. .foss.
Aide't like it • bit. In fir, toting Mr.
Jones usually fled when .he appeared, bat
ea this ooe•dou she had takes him aa-
*w•n•e. and was sow holding hiss in her
thrall in a sag alcove in the oosoxvtory.
.1,st boyoad them eat a pretty girl to
whom young Mr .1onee is devoted, and he
ionised to get over to her and noel the vapid
youth who, yeas, Mr..lose. was .n, was
making desperate love to her. Rot Miss
Kowa held on like • leerh.
" De yes knew. Mr. Jess," shy, was say.
lag is Mr Wiese intens fashies, ' • that the
maAevw wanes is se ideal es a
' No. maliy, I de'I knew." sedemsd
Mr. :Nese, west against fah will.
• Rat it is true," the eeatbmed ; " red
eh, Mr. Jars, sews el the waw we read
d h bort, ens en Me rens, and Mar d In
daily life appeal se stately ter 1e
•' Yee !" said Mr. 3..-, with a ride h-
" ln/esd, yes," she responded. Then wit
• dew ears.stass she teemed be els t
Did you bow, Mr. Jew." she wide -
gored. alums tragically. " time I esa a
wawa. weft • parr
Year Mr. Jess was .b.eetd la enmesh
her the mosey gM and the .formai perk
•• Wut he replied la re .bws♦mbi.i
cert el way. "loose wee= who ham lied
f� rams s ',aren't Wm yotlodip. deal
tell chip Inter p, y bow bemuseeroding yew lit. d
die Rare were Ise see IMmderr be to
MS iffy a si.5/lic
oar dr+omeaax.r- MAW,
If you need a Winter Over-
coat or Suit call upon Psinhism,
The Tailor. If you leave your
order with him you may depend on
getting goods that will suit in
every way -in tit, workmanship
and promptness in delivery.
PRIDHAM
TSE ?MLOs..
Stoves
and
Tinware .. .
At CATTLE BROS. Now is the
time to enquire about Heating or
Cook Stoves. Whe have them -
all kinds and sizes at lowest possi-
ble Dost prices. Also leave your
orders for repairing and setting up
of Stoves. We handle the best
Candia, and American Coal Oil.
CATTLE BROS.,
'Hamilton-mt.
Plumbers and Tinners.
Oakes, Pies, Tarts.
Ready ler the Rush.
Ca 1 at D. CART:ows, the leading
bakery, for your Christmas Cakes and
Puff Paste Tarts, Oyster Patties,
Minos Pies, Short Bread. All kinds
of Cakes kept on hand. Orders !eft
by ten in the morning will be made
and delivered the same day.
Wedding Cake.—Ornameutiug and
decorating of the latest designs with
a fancy assortment of Wedding Cake
Ornaments.
Almond icing a specialty.
7=. C te10n.w
Fall...
46.2131ounce7Y sent.
New Goods and Best Values
in the Tailoring line at the
old -established and reliable
West-st Emporium. Satisfac-
tion guaranteed in Quality
Style and Price.
HUGH DUNLOP
Tinware
6f80118W�'8
are necessary to mankind, then how
much more so are they to the better
part- -woman i As they are so neon,
mart' you should see that what you get
are good, thus oaring in cash and
health. Tinware or Granitewore
bought from us is always good, and as
the latest inventions are always
added to our stock a bettor .alectaom
mina be found in Canada.
STOVES A" FURNACES wd M�
complete lime ri Stow and Fern -
area in the Onset,.
HAEPIR & 111.
Any Old Thing
a •VFM• 4" t4.�i'tk eSA ova +WpY7ra^r'xt'w"
Can be made good at new at the Henderson Bicycle Oe.
We can make just as good as new old Ploughs, Harrow*, Hors -Powep,
Land Hollers, Cutting Boxes, Cultivators, Typewriting Machines, Skates,
Knives and Forks, Spoons in fact, anything that you Wight think was use-
less-- bring it to us, and we will repair it. We have for sale cheap one see-
m(' hand Iron Shaper, one seoond-hand Dynamo 80 lamps, and a lot of sec-
ond hand Pulleys -all user. If you have work of any kind in metal, call on
us : our moulders oast every week. Look out for the Comoros SEN.. and
Huron wheels for 1f{97—Built on Honor—C&ta:ogues will be ready soon.
Tie HNDRRSON BICYCLE CO and FOUNDRY
JAS WILSON, Manager
-
Pails Made of OS ./4
AND
Tubs
B. B
E. B. ED
E. EDDY'S
INDURATED
FI BREWA RE.
Theonly ware that
is hoopless and
unleakable—that is
seamless and jointless,
including bottom.
THERE IS NOTHING TO TAKE ITS PLACE.
•
A Clothes Rack Given Away
The Grocers
To those who purchase
One Pound of Baking Powder at
STURDY BROS.
On The Squib. i
30 DAYS
CLEARING SALE
BOOTS..SHOES
(Summer and Winter Goods)
AT COST !
•
to make room for Spring Goods'and to enlarge premises
Repairing neatly and promptly attended to.
J. M°NAUCHTON
I AM IN IT FOR
Skates and Hockey Sticks
Prices right. Assortment complete.
Cow -chains,
Guns, Ammunition.
Axes, Cross -cut Saws,
An immense stock, and prices as low as OATS at 15 dB.
per bushel
R. W. MCKENZIE
OF THE LOW PRICED HARDWARE STORE.
A
eps\ Y o* •Nesttate
in your choice between the
ow* MUM ORT some ems 0x11 a1O.Ttt AND 001.1.505, LONDON, etre.
and ashes& of the ordinary kind i There's no comparison in any part
-weep. nmethetis, ordpmenta, rooms -all of the higher grade. Ost.1ogwa
of either ewes hew
&nate.IIg5MIN. J. W. w*.TZRVEUr. PrinalgaL