HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1897-1-28, Page 7Yuan atoll urs totes eartibi. &alma
The Oras- — tooth .er..mde ea
gad Mara
♦ whale ur &venae arae tats a Mim-
hos* la read to tiet.
Cape Csbu.i • hetes aatnital1y Mak-
MO worth ur dried bowers.
• toe or all baa been (abed Apes
on 'magus of • aingtlr whale.
One ri*gn In the Imperial peJ•nd la
tit Petersburg is leo for lung by tie
net wide.
Polkwne. la Vienna asst be able
to suint. rows boat and undermfad
bderr•Pby
It is emttui.ta-d that the annum de.-
tell of Groat Britain 1a equal to M. -
101.U7.1165 tuna
The growth of arils on tam lett hand
requites eight or ten tiny. king thaw
Ouse we the right_
in termite 4.000.000 tons of pothers
s
are annually used in the msntafeaOtty
ar stm.rch anal alcohol.
It Is calculated that the meeaagw
wglgd t or a shooting roar dues net
exceed from 1 1 -2 to 2 grains.
A great authority .iii fish saps tint
every square mile. of the sea le in-
!elided
o-! ell ed by 120.0000.000 finny or'eaturea
There are 2127 (oaths curlers. 46e11
artificial flower makers and 4071 tume
tuella and wo ing-etial whirrs in
Loudon.
In the twhnc sehntia ul O.trnaaoy the
bright puipin are separated from the
stupid urtua. medical nom do the
sorting.
The difference bet wore m ptsout and
a star la Oen A bear erhUmse hy its own
Itgat. a planet by light r"4o omen 6ern
souther budy.
Acmdtng to the deductions or le
well -known astronomer. we receive as
much light from tee• Mnuas wild b.
issalued by 060.000 full moons!
There la a haw In Prance oosetpaaing
physicians to write their p.eserhat>tuas
in tete language of the ouont'7•, sod
fazt>tddimg the use a Ieor.
The Itch- wood tree grow. to 1831. a
Is said that to touch the Manse or
stem a[ the tree In like Imam the
Mad onme In ousted with a rag t ae
Packer.'
Marko grow a new row of teeth fee
every year at their ,rte unto time
rer<•h maturity. The taws o[ a flab;
grot:-n specimen m be exceeded &beat
IS
Tie !/aver of At Smirk .. at Ow-
stanttn..l•te, WOO bulk with moria/
perfumed with mosk it we emoted
a thousand Farr ego. yet the tauelia
amen is sow notioratlt
The litrhte ut-arrrwn wood is that et
the Armee paltastrl._ of arezil. ersldr>s
le much lighter than cork. Th. leayiemt
1s the Iron bark ..f Australia. which
weighs nearly 100 pomade to the sells
foot.
THig SIGNAL: OODHRICH ONT.. THURSDAY. JAN. �8, 1897
HOT CORN.
The ligere of China has .• Ines M
►std bfe umbrella. It has sever bees bee -
rowed yet
Utter (so smile parseryhht) : •• Year
johns Mit erlglealiy."
Osseo Par m•piht (inhaler); " So does
yew endow."
McVw : Om. family gees bask to Wit.
Ilam the (;squarer."
O'Psh•w ; " BW emfoet mutely It doesn't
may with trim.
W hes • worse asks • yens( w.
•• Hew d. I leek !" the yesag man may M
roused u is .eeworfag he &ool'l Wok
with peeeus•phrtee a4bomvenses to the les-
ombellt.hed truth.
If we evil a pound it ester anti 1s-
all goes away in steam we ball have
aped. in doing so., a mianUty of hetet
which %amid have rained 181 pounds
d water one degree higher in teua-
• soovon a a the Scarth Paced,
Gwen glows t toe 30 or 40 Inc�es fn
dlametnr, twat Iron to 2000 h•. -t to
!length. It has no rout in the- prays,
sense, the nnurisftment being absorb-
ed from the weer.
Rae water of the River Tint.i hi
fitein, hardens and petrlfkw the sand
o[ Its tied. •ad If a stone falls in the
str•• aur and al igh tr upon another in
a f• -w innopos they untt., and tercannt
one "tone. 1reth cannot Uv In b
wet orf..
Floating itntis at snaweted. whtth are
often met with 1n acid• '.oa, how
been nttaerved to reduce the height of
waves, like os-! thrown woo the water.
Taking autvantede of thta feet. • scien-
tist haw Invented a thin metres ow
sltten net to answer the earn p'a'paw
•' Ab," acid the we, with bard breath.
Who lived with his third •eeldt.0 wife,
•' You alk about • the sin .f death ' -
1'hy're Whey te the jaws of Wet "
" Hallen, 11ppy 1 - I just met Soma. He
says be Wes gear hems visiting. and be
fettle tike • fhb oat 0' watt."
ihppy : "Shemld think be would -out o'
hour mom"
Mrs. En.bs.point - (to • oases! caller) :
" You know Sp a+ sir, the celebrated sword
p•tater! Ho. dere • prrtsai1 of me for
seat yen's Academy. "-
Brtpr•r : " Kind gesticmes. I beg your
pardon—"
town (promptly) : " Grated ; I thought
you were begging for mosey."
Boumd.rry : " 1 am very sorry Mies Rees -
bud is out. You west forget to mandrin
shot I called •"
Inexperienced housemaid : " No, indeed,
sir, l'U ria straight upstairs now sed tell
bar.
Tb. Ire. data'. Ite.aoa..•
It L told or the Duke of Wellington
that be wart once out bol hunting.
when the bounce on retailing the bank
or a well river test the .cent- Ittm
n eater of the hounds .pdogls d to
Ws Duke. "Ib abed. emir gratia
oar fun is over. The dears can't pert
t>p the 1101112L-
"Ten
aenL"Ten to one." replied the Thalia 'dr
dog has crowd to M. alit dda'
"Not very Utety. s/ Loss& A, Om
Wee water:"
"Aye, aye," ra'ge'd the Oahe, 'art be
Witt have c:rrm..4 over fey own
brtdR.
'7 don't berbvve the'' la a MOW
answered the masts of dos tweeds
"Vett" " continued the Duffs. 'Valens
Tse know to the 000tz.r'y. tient+, I
we never Sere begone. 1 50111 wage'
a trifle yon Mil find am within a
!elle"
The two men, anYowed hp the hunt.
Reeked on and Ire thea a wile tie
��ortmed � thalami
scent and kilted the foe. for
h is reason for masoning that there
was a bridge meg he ausw.med : '1
ac- three ar four Whew •bent red
together on each bank a the Math
and i thought the word* alidelT r
them would be tempted by thole e
�I fp.lings to contrtw a immtann of
valOng earth other Thee wee toter -
we of mine wheal ear me at my OW-
the"- -Landon 'I4iessaph-
Wife : "Jobs, dear, you know how 1
have bees skimping and Hinting myself to
be able to gel • sealekte jacket. Now, I
with you would help ma."
Jahn : " How mar do you seed Y"
Wile "The jacket t f20, •N.1 1 este it
•U but £19."
Arthur (gloomily): " I an afraid Mablo'e
tore fora is ooalies."
Friend : " Haire you beard from her to -
da!'
Arthur : "Yes, and bore's her letter.
She uses the word' love' only sixteen times,
sad only underlines i1 tea.'
Ayer's Hair Vier is certainly • remark
able preparattos, sad Nothing bks it has
over been prod.s.d, No matter bow wiry
and unmanageable the hair may be, under
the intimate of thin incomparable dresste,
it broom soft. silky and pliable to th.
tomb and broth.
A .h11d 1104 to t o A It hell tams
Korth held Meet tenor he netball"
so
4 f.tI• •Ir' norm from • mold tits Mkt
pato clod'. vest et.edty aka.:
A 4,,, ,. .eon'. seat V me atter resat
throws.
To d' -pest seem from hi- MEM
A w.orna5 stamps( her yeses( asst e.
nhana dem he se d.sd • eMYtee-lie
1...1 fin.-to.eby, and was «m.wb►
surprised to hear the eakmaa sty, •' Tara
shadier. dr."
The prelessam Axing hie sag's eyes apse
the 011511ies.r, de.sded why he Merged
two du
"Ma Apestra thes.ekes.■ d
Werey answered.
t. dlr.wg. leavel
8.whatk se mash.. 0N
pe.e. sir." g on M.
" Aher all. l..s and war aro the only
proper teems. ler • peel."
W by do ton say love sad wart Why
don't yr )est eay worisg•1"
" What ars ..ase ars alter t" ..ked
ttoe Birmingham nerd sharp t. .m.tber.
' That dolor did sue eat et t1O," he
growled.
' Thet'..ethine. Yantis* It bask tram
the Nit ... that yon rel."
" Oh, it isn't the leas of the menet that
makes m. wary. Is's the disgrace .f the
ilei... Tie cove add he wao from the e..s-
hy. '
Mark- (ood.oer of the 'hos nenlosts4 to
tike my fan the merely. 1 dent berm
whether 1 ought to feel glad se not.
Das --1 caret see thus yea have any rem
sea to feel otherwise
=Mark -Ob, I'm glad .soon\ to be throe -
pones in pocket, but it burs my feats. to
clink that 1 am too t.sientboast to Wear
the •treaties of •'k.s...nduoter.
Mother . " What did you mesa by lotto -
donee m. to Mr. Bey as your amt r'
Julia : " Forgive me, mother ; but Mr.
Bray appears to ha os the point of propos-
ing, and it would not do to res any risks
toot new, you know. He has a strong pre-
judice .hast mothers -la -1•w,"
Humorist's Wife You moat net trouble
your pa just now, dear ; in his prosiest mood
he is not to be trifled with."
Humorist'. Child : „ What is he dome
e"
Humorist'. Wide . " He is writing things
to make people laugh."
•' That, dr," said the phrenologist. piec-
ing the tips of he lesg, bony fifteen on the
bump of Wggesge' bead, " is your bump of
lec•metio.."
" Rigbs goo are," replied Bi goage ; " I
rot that last night while Maim to ride •
oayds. '
Read Ayer's Ammar, which your drug-
gist will gladly hood you, and ser the
wonderful our.. of rbeumst tum. sararrk,
u refola, dyspepsia, eor mn,debility,b.mon
sad sere. by tb. use of Ayer's Snrs.par=le,
the only Sarsaparilla admitted at the
orld's Fair.
" I really .hail have to lease this hotel,"
said the weary w to the proprietor.
There ie d baby is the art room to min.,
sad he twee all sight."
' I don't sea why you should complain"
said the proprietor. " His father and
motor have him in the same room with
them, •sed they Merl acid • weed.
•• Ha, h. t" laughed T•Ikmere, who had
o rs the bard -worked after of • oily paper
dispose of • .miss.. by by sending him re .s
armed.•med. , Ha, ba' Good way to depose of
bas. t Make 'em do .amotbi.g."
Yea, it works well," replied the editor.
"• By the way, I with you'd drop this herr
is the box at the attar as you go bene."
Bate Na 2 departed, looking decidedly
passed. sad ast altogether set died with
himself.
Prfee. and Pens.
" I wet a b' vole toe my bey"
•' Yes, dr. West'• reed suer
-' Yca Whet will • Ot.t-claw maoh i o.
east!"
" Wall, • really Mt -.1•m mashie* will
Goat you !20 or f25, It Wit .resomy, you
know, to—"
"• Good brow 1 I ain't ge as high M
that i IiaVon't you 1.1 smoothie( that—"
"Oh, yes ; we've gel a sple.dld lee bore
for ton guises.. Nose herr In the world
11 isn't oo.semy, I WOO .haat r say. to pay
• high price just tor style."
41•••1••. es.
Youthful Curate (rhe r in tab hahlt of
wearing • cassock ea all possible oeoadoee)
-" I shall rot be able r ewe •sed mad le
you at all arms week, Kra. Gamma. I am
going away to be oed.tied priest. You see,
I am only • demos at present.''
Yrs. 0•mmoo-" You don't .ay a. elr ;
wen. yo be • room' on. 1 suppose thee
you'll be after k.yin' off shim perimeter.
Winter
Snit
or Overcoat
mese. sweet iaesa-"
A 1oreirn r.ntlrms. •i • medsel events(
• few weeks shoe upre end • great whh to
boar " Home, Sweet Bea," which be was
told was • striking example et omm0•1
robot and exprnssss.
A well-ksowo professor of Etude, rayl.(
bens asked to play it, sat dews and �p�
Into Tbalb.rS s variations r the air, w
which the foreign gentleman liotes.d with
deco attention, bromine however, • little
bewildered at the oomplioated pease[. ta
the finale.
At the oeoolsdes be owe, and g»•.ly
shook hands with the preform. saying--
" I thank you, sere -1 think .0 under-
stood your 1sa. Sweet Home " : alas
and quiet to yogis with, but at the end, olt
what • row b boor!"
Ifo s " New " W emus-" are is really
•,Very superior wow,"
"Indeed 1 Is .ha • read sneaker!"
"Oh, no. I don't bele.. she ever rad.
blic, sposeti."
a "Writes. pes.ibly t "
" I .ever beard of it if she does. "
" What makes br superior to other
woman, then 9"
„ She eau cook 1 maks hems comfortable."
A man strolled into • fashionable .bomb
jure b.t.ew the service bstp.. The erre
followed him up, and topping him ea the
roadie seed Mag to W. smell sur that
bad Mewed him We M. seed edifies,
said . "lisps are set admired."
" TMt's set my deg." !ogled Me visitor.
•' Tint he fellows yeas
" Well, se d. yore
The esztes vtewled, sad lesmsdi•tdy re-
moved We deg with .m..eosea-y widow.
" What's the onseb.r. wawa t " odd the
stoekbrekr to his cook. A■ylhlag gone
wrong ! "
Nee rush sere w�/, dr : bet i
wase • few lag.
" What shout t "
" My pie. sir."
" Why, mon gM very gond ingot for e
reek t "
„ Tie, +, They ds.. very well Ise
All ley* la Ida pee dear
:7.w.• more 1 .sea; yet
..l4.
sash. i f lel i ovwM.d yon wises
were talkiest M /lads, on
Than one rone y e4eries•o= called me year obit "
Likrulns tar um without Ms
r►tre ec
4peir, aware scents ' Well fell relit tobe somllm•
p.teL •
woo&
t
Oto U•7 new stat soman► td1A +I bum.,M tax
1 os. � fee
tiaras. bo.. 1s. tr NO a ]0.r. row II" rim.
"Lot aK .et rem; dor 4e w fora mak iii• tier web have • mire-
" IMf W held see timilmolea We: maideall the balsa b 0
tb tefa " d holies all the fled. had.
1left bits` e W ih
bits . sea. d l.a
flusaebse
It you need a Winter Over-
coat or Suit call upon PRIDHAI .
The Tailor. If you leave your
order with him you may depend on
getting goods that will suit in
every way—in tit, workmanship
and promptness in delivery.
Practical.
A ,.e.4 story is told of • genders& who
presented same flee gapes from his .is.ry
06 the Quos when, ea • journey Shrouds
Sootiest', .he .topped at • Whoa fee
leech.
In a day or two a letter same frost bar
Majesty thanking the donor for the grapes,
and oomplimentiog him on the linable' of
the fruit
The geotl.man read the letter to his head
gardener, wbo would, he thought, be inter-
ested in :be compliment, but the only 0050•
meat the redeem made was -
"She did.a sag oeytbing shoot midis(
book the basket."
manes& r Mem EMI
A la.rese rasa(.►
`� ser ...mrd/ r� �
'.. parreee -w
iMls►
mw..stal f � _.
-
Yea perhey sad the (reps
A politic unmake was that of a sus st
Dolor in the Mates whose former master bad
allowed him the mss of a Moos of land on
oomdition that be -the owror-.hoold n-
o.i.* os.-foart* of the orop.
When the cors was ripe the laborer hauled
the leads to his ewe Muse, sad nose to that
of the white w.
Tlten M wont ,nnoosntly up to the great
boar to return his lasdlerd's wagon, which
he had used is the basting.
•• Well. Jack, said the Romtlem•o, "where
is an share of the Dors !"
You ain't got sone, sib," was the eye -
Hrely. t any 1 Why, wasn't I to
have • fourth of all you railed r
Ye., .•h, but dr wa'n't no fourth. Dr
reel but just tires bade."
£ had
see wee
ohsssh.
PRIDHAM
TEs TAItAI.
Stoves
and
Ti11V70.113 s . s
At CA'rrl.li Baoe. Now is the
time to enquire about Heating or
Cook Stoves. Whe have them—
all kinds and sizes at lowest possi-
ble cost prices. Also leave your
orders for repairing and setting up
of Stoves. We handle the best
Canadian and American Coal Oil.
CATTLE BROS.,
Mantillas -et.
Plumbers and Tinners.
Oakes, Pias, Tarts.
Ile*ONNM.m a treed.
A certain rude bad • goldiehaired
daarbter of about 6.e years of age, whew
winning, trustful ways haws wee the hears
et Meat twisty pro cent. of the neighbors.
sad " pity 'iia, 'tis tree," alicasrd the n-
mabtmg eighty.
Her later exploit has estranged • family
with wham her parents were ea the best of
terms, nod so animist of explanation will
Mvt•.s ties, that the remark white
owed the mieehi.f originated with the
.1014.
O.e mrnise whilst a0 play • qualities
or
arose between the che% ti menden
• sties of the aforesaid family r to widish
might be .0.sMatod the wealthier family.
Said the sae for the opposing side' " My
papa hews a sanies. ; yours 4.rss't r
"Ne t" r toted t6. other Mile. " Neith-
er would yours 0 he did•'t half starve the
bores be de M !" Aad this little remark of
Mho Dorothy's belga carried boa, tM fond
wee 5.tsMishr4.
Ready for the Rush.
Any Old Thing
tr
7
Cain be made good as new at the Headman Bicycle Ow
We Ian make just se good as sew old Ploughs, Harrows, Horse?owers,
lead Renrrs, Gutting Boxes, (Atltivators, Typewriting Machines, Skates,
Knives and Forks, Spoons-- in tact, anytbllag that you might think was use
less–bring it to w, and we will reyair it. We have for sale cheap one wo-
oed hand Iron Shaper, one snood hand Dynamo -240 lamps, and a lot of sew
ond band Pulleys—al) sizes. If you have work of any kind in meta), call on
us : our moulders cast every week. Look out for the Cosmos Saes' and:
Huron wheels for 1887—Built on H000r--Catalogues will be ready soon.
Call at D. 4CANTaLOst's, the leading
bakery, for your Christmas Cakes and
Puff Paste Tarts, Oyster Patties,
Mince Pies, Short Bread. All kinds
of Cakes kept on hand. Orders left
by ten in the morning will be made
and delivered the same day.
Wedding Cake.—Ornamenting and
decorating of the latest designs with
a fancy assortment of Wedding Cake
Ornaments.
Almond long a specialty.
7Z. Can.teolora._
Fall....
Announcement.
`eros a omen
There may be • led of p.- pb b thin
.n•etvy ?wit an very ever that we AMU
throw dews the One el deflator to for-
eigners. but I bays triad that desarlhiss
tattles in white i have taken part doss nee
brine is miry rippers tr en the yblle,•mld
a very gonHaa'aely .ed soldier like essay
.le wen tine Imelda and bad been ad
drowse • crowd la so men epees la south -
mei
" IlNed whim I My dews marshes and
show the falsely, pedtiem. of .roofer sed
the amusy, 1 bbd H Awe Imprhble be
held the Wt.ef . .f • a.a wd..04 1. kt ,mlf
wham I seas le the d..ripdess of wonm(I
and bl..d.Md MN I stet • sheer. thsmillb
let. ea • Saturday ddgbt ib story eh eta
edldh. Ind dye.. sod .. 4leg : sae..th..Mmg
m.dyss w bin whew rod kis r1
--din. NM sow orae wtWl tate m w -
lo nes-.Iwo. star w11h the wanes who
here ids war sera
• •sally. bosses., • nes We bee be de
eh sort stis Iellmddeses I ripd b Ms panda -
M wham fie sm Mom the ..dlima. bek
?Y HENDRRSON BICYCLE CO aNd FOUNDRY
JAS. WILSON, Manager
New Goods and Best Values
in the Tailoring line- at the
old -established and reliable
Wert-st Emporium. Satisfac-
tion guatanteed in Quality,
Style and Price.
HUGH DUNLOP.
Tiliware
Uraillteware
emote
USEFUL as""
ORNAMENTAL
Our Indurated Fibreware Tubs and Pails are
handsome in appearance, but their chief
excellence is because they last so long—
because they are light—unleakable—un-
breakable--and have no hoops.
They have revolutionized the old style methods of
Washing . . .
THE
E. B. EDDY CO.
HULL,
MONTREAL,
TORONTO
LTD.
IAHINITFOR
Skates and Hockey Sticks
Prices right, Assortment complete.
Cow -chains,
Guns, Ammunition.
Axes, Cross -cut Saws,
An immense Stock, and prices as low ab OATS at 15 cts.
per bushel
R. W. MCKENZIE
OF THE LOW PRICED HARDWARE STORK'.
are neoe..ary to mankind, then how
much store so are they to the better
part -woman 1 As they are so neces-
sary you should fate that what you Ret
are good, tb.. saving in cash sad
health. Timmer. or O?snibswsse
bosghb frees e. is always good, and as
the labs.t inveafion. .re always
added b oar stook a better s ionise
sweet be !read is Canal..
vws
STOVES•" MIKES KES Aiims 6076
.r.gabb Ile ei *wee sad %M-
OW
ee.-
_- hs • e Chea.,. &
titin& i
"IT'S A HARD WINTER FOR THE POOR!"
This 1s an old Irish saying you may not recognize, but its applicati.in
lost now is to call your attention to our stock of
Underwear
Overcoats
two things the poorest of us need to keep warm. In the first I have a lined
manufacturers' samples for Men and Boys bought in bulk at a bargain, and
with Irish generosity I'm offering you the benefit of the same. You can't
equal the goods at my prices anywhere in the county. Who wants Underwear
at lees than wholesale paces 't Everyone, of course. Well, that's what I'm
giving you, straight' $1 Suits for 60c ; $1.75 Suits for $1, and 92 Suite for
$1.50. How does tF.st catch you i This we call our Great December Sale.
and will include in it several lines of
MEN'S HATS
Wonderful Bargains, std all our,
LADIES' FUR CAPES
at 20 per cent. o8 regular prices Everything in these lines must go off
this nionth.
C. R. SHANE & Co.
LEADING OUTFITTERS Aso FURNISHERS.
30 DAYS
CLEARING SALE
BOOTS..SHOES
(Summer and Winter Goods)
AT COST!
tr make room for Spring Goods and to enlarge premises
ISX1Nng neatly end promptly attended to.
M°NAUCHTON
aorrewerellei