The Signal, 1897-1-7, Page 6i�•
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THE SIGNAL': GODERICH. ONT.. THIIRBDAYi JAN. 7, 'Mt
TURNING GRAY
&ND THat•TSIIYD
WITH BALDNESS
IL Auger >. Averted by Os ig
AYER'S EM
Nearly forty years ago, after
some weeks of sickness, my hair
turned gray and began falling out
sit rapidly that 1 was threatened
w ith immediate baldness. Hearing
A)er's Hair Vigor highly spoken of.
1 commenced u.iz It thss prbjtarar
tine, ant! Was so well satisfied with
tl.t• result that 1 have,ncver tried
1•::y other kital of dressing. It stop-
•- •l t':e hair from falling out. ntiniu-
-.-td a 1e••1• jrnw111 of hair, and kept
hi fret• from dandruff. Only
ce'i.n •1 application is now
t , ' k.• p' niv hair of good.
eat • •-ti anoint. 1 never hesitate to
m• • muni nd :nn• of .\ ver's medicines
It' ion' frit•ttrtlt"—Mri. H. M. I•lAlonT,
Arm:), \ • h.
Ayer's Nair Vigor
••rriNrn wT
M.1. C. Ann i Clf., ttlYEli. MASS.. U. S. A.
Apse's asr..p.rsit. IMs.or. • l':w.e.l.e.
CRISPYAND CASUAL.
hrlgand•ge is yet common In Italy.
Some of the Japanese soldiers wear paper
oloth!ng.
Fleur thrown upon burning paraffin will
extinguish it,
The mother of Edison, the inventor, was
• Sootch woman.
Steamers are, for tiavellees, 50`c e• .r
than sailing vessels.
Cecti Rhodes, the Premier of ('•pe Colony
M worth 815,000.000.
Out of every I"O *hips peeping through
the Suer Canal 91 are British.
The effective strength of the British army
1.222,151, the hightet yet reached.
Boiled alligator flash tastes very much
like veal. It le much eaten to India.
Nearly t.0 per osot, of premature deaths
Min he traoed to excess of strong drink.
Twenty-one per cert, of the men employ.
ed to air merchant service ere unable to
S wim.
The hair of crimosle a ollowed to grow
for three months prior to their discharge
from prison.
Ous hundred sad twenty firemen .r.
required to feed the furnaces .,t • first c!• ,
Atlantic 'teenier.
The income derived by F reach people
who rasa foe I. i., •wording to return'',
about $315,000,000
The annual pendent of paper eo!Isre •
mnut,ts to 15.000 000 per year, one firm
turning out 15,000 per day.
The number of polios m England is ae 1
to every 730 inh•htt4ote, 1 to 923 in'_ioot-
1•sd, aril 1 to 341 in Ireland.
" The best education in the world," de
ol•res Mr. Astor, the millionaire, as that
.tot by struggling to get • living."
Inmates of our primrose are mostly employ-
ed in picking oakum, making coal beige for
the Navy, and mail -begs for the General
Pest Officer.
England has • lighthouse to every four-
teen miles of coast, Ireland one to every
thirty Itte, and Scotland one to every
thirty seven m1 ...
The Swedish bride fill* her pockets with
bread, which she dispenses to everyone she
masts on her way to the church, every
pi.oe averting, as she believes, • misfor-
tune.
Ik Kertillon has discovered a new meth-
od for identifying handwriting by enlarging
the letter' by photography and measuring
the alteration* due tet the besting of the
puts,.
The petnoean of Wales none 000feesed
that her favourite dish was 1-orkshire pud
ding, her favourite art millinery, sod her
favourite occupation minding her own bum
loess.
The Prefect of polioe of St. Petersburg
has lust granted permission t. • lady to
ride • bicycle in the street* of the otty.
This a the first occasion on whioh such •
privilege has been sacorded. Before getting
the perm/miss the lady had to estisly the
authorities that she weld rid. • bwyole
with safety to the pubic..
Ons d oar greatest patio welecteran
g oys hie loadoa firm tare eat 2,000 glean
• year; thee Leedom tars" out 36,140 •
Year; blereseey, 74,000; Fromm, 20,000; tis
flatted States 20,500.
The mea powerful telescope sew m tees
.i.sat8es 2,000 diameter.. As the mean is
340,000 miles from in. earth, Ale thus, le
all tweets and purposes, brought wain
120 miles of oar world.
A mortar bit. Si 0. tall and twen,y-ams
years of age is the pride of the UR.
I lards ; he is said to be tis tallest man is
the army with the .sospAios of • Koy1
ertil1rvm•a. who measurer bit. tibia
The chemptoo climber of Sn.wdos 1. the
Rev. J E Burrows, of Leedom, whe has
wade the asoemt 150 times mace 1878. W.
Brown, of (:louoester, follows with (00 as
ooate, and T. Halliday, of London. with
70.
A =deo( hedge and ditch equals as sore
of land. The amount et extra lead that
would be ',adored available for crepe, were
all the hedges in the United Kingdom trim
mad properly, would be equivalent to 600,
000 sores.
As • general rule, Madams Serb Bern-
hardt holds that an actor or acmes should
retire from the stage at the age of fifty. .l
though she °wittest, she has seen many who
should bare disappeared at tee age of five -
end tweet y.
Dr Shields, •n eminent physician of
Tenne...ee, says : " 1 regard Ayer's sarsa-
parilla as the beet blood medicine on earth,
and I know of many wonderful corse effect-
ed by its use " Physicians all over the lead
make similar statements.
The British crown is male up of dia.
moods, rolls.., pearls, sapphires and ewer -
•I le, set in silver and gold bands. it
w.iehe 39ns 5dwt.. troy. In it there are
3.452 diamonds, 273 pearls, c rubies, 17
eappnires and 11 emeralds.
A .lanu•ry thaw is Meieys more product-
ive n1 coughs and colde than • .1•nu•ry
freer... Then ie the time Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral is needed end proves so extremely
e tfio•oinoe. Ask year druggist for it, and
also for Ayers almmo•t% which is free to all.
When leeches were kept is every
chemist's shop and often In private hoodoo,
their behavior was subject ►o ...sant ob-
servation, and it was generally noticed that
in .t 11 weather, dry or wet, they remained
at the bottom of the water, but rose, oft..
as much as twenty•foor homes in 'Weapon.
before • change, and in case of • thunder.
storm rose very q• 'okly to the surface, de-
scending when it was past.
It is not:generally known that the Qaeea
le one of the very few persons whn never
have • holiday. Last year her M•isty
was obliged 1. append her signature ta
some fifty thoss•nd document.- She rises
at 7:30 At 8 she has pryers, pad at 8:30
breakfast, afar whioh she "-elks for an
hour and thea works with her eeor.ary
until 2 o'clock. She has frequently been
kept a► work .11 day long, and has even
been called up in the middle of the eight.
AS WELL AS EVER.
1 artetitaaher Listen. ,di aea..n-- roes els
aexe..1 bade'. kld..r Alts mad
Tell. 11.
Brockville, Jan. 4 Srtecf•Il -Mr W. H.
1)4.11. perhaps one of the hent known clti-
roes of this town, has lately recovered from
a long.enntinued and painful kidney ail -
meat. He tolls the story el ba •:pertenee
to the correspondent pas follow. 7. -
" i have suffered for ever • year from
kidney 4;.,..e, the pain in my beck beim,
so severe that I was unable to stand to my
work
" Noticing the puhliehed cures of what
Dodd'• Kidney Pills were doing for other I
cnnelndexd to use them.
" Having nerd only sic hetes I as" say
that 1 err perfee•Iy cured and well so that 1
o•n attend to pn.lnees es well se ever I
could."
•
Jim—Bill, how to ,t that • roomer elw•ye
ke.pe hie feathers sleek and emnnth
Bill— Became he always carries his oomb
with him.
r11es r seed le 3 to 4 klabK
1)r. Agnew,. Ointment wall euro •II
of Itching Piles in from 3 to 6 nights. One
.pplioaticn brings comfort. For Blued nod
Bleeding Piles it le peerless. Also cures
Teeter, Salt Rheum, Eczema, Barber'• Itch
and all eruptions of the skin. 35 ccs. Sold
by .1. It. Davis.
Mrs. Quiverfol isternlyl—Wb•► was go.
ing on in the parlor la t night •
Ethel Iblu.hingi--(lily my engagement
ring, mamma.
Lets. it urea tosetlp.tie. sad Liver 111..
IM. Agnew's Liver Palle are the most per-
fect made, and ours Ilk* magic, elok head-
ache, constipation, Rtlliouasees,Iodigeetloo,
and all Inver 11is. 10 omits • vial -40 doses.
Sold by J. K. Davis.
Jesse insist un • stranger to w S4.at 1 --
Mr. Brown, i behove? at the Mlle tune
grasping his hand cordis iy.
Stranger (whose name was Hamilton)—If
you believe that, you 11 behove eythiag.
lead me • V.
wears Messes R.Ileyed to !M $hole s.
Dr, Agnew's ('ure tor the Heart glees per
foot relief in all cs..es of Organic, or Sympa-
thetio Heart Disease I. 30 minutes, sad
speedily effect • ours. It Is • peerless res,.
edy for l'alpitatio.. Sbort.eee of Breath,
Smothering Spells, Pain In left ,Side, and
all symptoms of • i)iseased titlark Oae
dots 000vinose. ;cold by J. B. Davis.
WHAT S IN A NAME.
Mew Ib. rather N Yr11r►.d Lacier Marne
wire gree• s %tee $.rt Jeb
at Tb. ramose.
IMt{ertn Advertiser ,hates Be,•.s is the
slams of • farm laborer who lives ia the
township of *Wee, one ooso.tsi.e east of
I'algrave. H. is 40 years of age sad • good
Ont.
Kurus is • roan of family but .one too
riob in this world's goods Raab esomesdiag
baby with which he good wife precasted
Nm as the months rolled by was se oddi-
tiw•1 tax apo.. Burs"' limited resource,
and when the eighth child sumo early he
,lame hat the individual share at the dieser
table sus already .mall eao.gh. Het baby
No 6 was mese the less soleenti, and the
fattier Meet forth to his duly labor with la
oreseed pride sad energy, for Ratty Berm
was • beNaoia, bey -mad else► dad dem
Not weld..,e the image of hlm..lf
Soso there mu talk of • obrfeteainn. Mr.
asd Mrs. 11.r.a are devout Roma. Catho—
lics, .ad, le ss.ard•noe with the tomtits/el
a their .bare.., bali.ve IN earl baptism.
!ty . the good prwas salted 1. see day
•beet the Ind of Jen. wbea Baby Rats"
was but • feet dare old. and the rite of bap-
tism wee mad DeNy Iles.., be-
ing
f •Orlt, sailed taerl.r Mures"w wet baby e• Wil.
The Swam waned. sod the psgoeb of
who sante a now n. brighter. Wort
hems' sad 14 .il.us were flies. Teethe
11.fan'IrN soy ells
8 `,i., .". ` tae•
The Signal
M. ter W tIIrod ,raw fair and tat.
Dee day it uoserred to the worthy eee*
to writs • tater to the great w after
whom they bad .caned show child. It was
• heavy task fee poor Bar..rwte acs..to ted
more to thew of • ploegh-b•ndle than of
the pea- Meaty wore the lettere that were
winkles before ono was forted worthy of die -
patch. Fleetly 1t wan finished, sod Bates
wiped the perspiration from ha farrowed
brow sad milked la Wei. It was the lewd-
est day's work he had deme le many • keg
year.
The ooatente of the letter were eimf.le
o.eerb. The *tory of Baba 8u:oi birth
and baptism was told in ample lunges..,
sad the Hoa Wilfred Laurier, Premier et
Canada, was respectfully informed that the
bet/ bad been aimed attar hint, a► wbtoh
11 was humbly hopedjbe would take no.f-
fewoe. Thou, by way of postscript, that
the Korn were poor but proud of the privi-
lege of owning their eighth ohUd after the
greatest of Canadian statesmen.
The •oswer was prompt. The Hon. Wil-
frid Leerier tetader.d his oeinplimeets to
Yoder Wilfrid Burn. wished him • long
aid happy 111. and promised to remember
his dad.
And Premier Laurier kept his preemies.
A few days sea Daddy Borer received .d-
otal information from Ottawa of his ap-
pointment to the position of messenger to i
the Parliament buildings .1 Ottawa, • pod -
bio. said to be worth $1500 per annum.
Burn use searoely believe his good fest-
time. He was first afraid tb.t be would he
lonely amidst the splendor of the spital,
but that feeling to beginning to wear of,atd
• feu weeks time will doubtless find him
oombly installed in his soft job et Ot
taws It was • lucky day for .l=my Burma
when he decided to name his boy alter
kind-hearted Wilfrid Laurier.
HOT CORN.
She—I hear that young Softe has turned ,
• ober."
He --No, be hasn't
the --Ku► ►e'. on the stage."
He— 4S. chat mai be.
"What's this i hear &boat the plumber
and the p•perh•nger in the next .guars!
Here they been exoh• Being houses
" Not exactly. They did • lot of work
for sash other, end each had te take the
other's for his pay."
Author—Mary, I've - made • mistake in
my calling ; I'm not art author, but a born
chemist.
Anther's Wife --1% hat makes you think
that, Horace !"
Author—Well, every bons 1 writ. be-
muses • drag to the market."
••Dear me'" Dried - the nurse. "Tie
baby has swallowed my railway ticket.
What shall I do!
"Go and buy another." returned the mother
" I'm not going to have the baby punched."
The Rea*nn—Why, .lennie, you married
of •11 girl• ,"
" Fes. my dear. It is those frocks that
book over the shoulder. I couldn't do it
myself, and I couldn't afford • maid."
- -
Forrester—Von live in a quiet part of the
tows, do yen not +••
L•neaeter— Not now. '
" Move.i •'
" No. Twine."
Brussel. :somebody purloined etverul
silk h•ndkerobiefs from E. C. Danford's
store window the other stets by drawing
them through the holes bored is the floor
for ventilating purposes, by the aid e1 •
stick and • bent pia.
The Bicycle
Season of 1896.
is now over, and if you
want to
Store Your Wheel
for the Winter, I have the
aocoomeodetion, and will take
them on reasonable terms.
i would remind eyelet. that
Winter is the proper time to
overhaul Wheels and repair
if necessary.
Rverytbl.g la the
Repair Line
kept on hand. en4 mem but Meld
basis employed.
J. YULE,
Ririel. Livery `teem ee st
Falll . 5 . 5
Annatincement.
New Goods and Beat Values
in the Tailoring line at the
old -eatahlimbed and reliable
Went -qt Emporiums. SatiafarPries.1M Quality.
Style and Pries.
HUGH DVILOP.
*Iry .tee,
f�i..al'Jffd`
vror
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BRAINS .m Body Economizer
-
i
Worry and Work Reduced.
Half the Labor of Washday is
washed away by the use of
E. B. Eddy's Indurated Fibreware
Tubs and Pails
They are
LIGHT, TIGHT AND
DURABLE
FOR FALL and
WINTER.
A. MUNRO,
Just to hand - a large .ed varied .tock
I icemen acid Imported
YARNS,
GLOVES,
HOSIERY,
Black •ud Colored
URGES,
MANTLE
god JACKET CLOTHS
Single and Doubt
SHAWLS,
Our famous doubts warp, last bis•k:
LUSTRES
ars praaounoed extra valga Oar
CORSETS
ire..coed:to eon., Ierp«-n. n:kindly
'anted
A. MUNRO. Draper.,
Pia aniL.I
ESTABLISHED 115*.
Buchaiiiis & Rhyus;
5 awcracTt tarns
SASH, DOOR and BLIND
Dealer. In all kinds of
LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES
Amid builder's metertal of every deicer too .
WE MAKE.....
Sewer and
Culvert Pipes
All Uwe hes 4 I. 1. s4 1a. MIS
C.aseeehme.
• WRITE FOR PRIDES.
School furniture a Specialty. THE ONTARIO SEWER PIPE CO
1
Ia simple, scientific and highly
nutritive preparation for infants,
delicate children and invalids.
WwN e
AT • Co , eee.osroma.
II
se►t4 ►
Give
the
Baby
a
The only food
that will build
up a weak cons -
titution gradu-
C hance all} but surely is
Martin's
Cardinal Food
DAVISON 8z Co.
The tip -to -date HAanwAas and SPORT -
two Doone EMPORIUM wish to call at-
tention to the fact that their '96 and
'97 .tock of are to hand,
and are hes S t yond doubt,
t h . finest
assortment
and best quality ever brought to
town. Already many pairs in `thee'
Pansy and Gears' Hockey have been
snlri We have repeated our orders
in some linin, and would advise ha -
tenting purchasers to leave their or-
ders at mace, as (many of the arts
date litres will he screen
a.t' rc
DAV 5. • SO.
ineeonry AY .genas TORONTC
Stoves
and
Tinware . .
At CATTLIi BROS. Now is the
time to enquire about Heating or
Cook Stoves. Whe have them—
all kinds and sizes at lowest possi-
ble cost prices. Also leave your
orders for repairing and setting up
of Stoves. We handle the best
Canadian and American Coal Oil.
CATTLE BROS.,
4'
Hamilton -et
Plumbers and Tinners.
Cakes, Pies, Texts.
Rudy for the Rush.
Call at D. ICAWTSLow's, the Jostling
bakery, for your Christmas Cakes and
Puff Paste Tart., Oyster Patties,
Mince Pies, !Mort Bread. All kinds
of Oakes kept on hand. Orders lett
by ten in the morning will be made
and delivered the same day.
Wedding Oaks, --Ornamenting and
decorating of the latest designs with
• fancy assortment of Wedding Okke
Ornaments.
Almond Icing a spailtj.
=0. Oarimilars.
ono, or calls spend attention to 11.
Job Printirg f• duties, whisk are •near•
pawed outside the cities lee the prays
mad Proper exewitien of all einem a[
graining. A perusal .t this saaaease
wt may atom, am+etkh►g you new
he in seed of, sod In b
smo�ea.. we
int ypatronage,
our effort.. to la a will swot ent
that wtsh
{k..ppruval al our patron.
Mote i%tads
This woeful sine is kept in the
range of qunities name as take
heads. Whi
tetrim) . ►lads
are not so generally aged, *span
an importact place in oomrnesia
correspondroe. See what we've
got under fly above beads.
Lea }ito►b►s
In thio line we have a very large
stocn of fine writing papers suit
able for every clam of business
represented in this locality, cowl
prising laid and wove, linens,
quadrille and other papers, ruled
or laureled, as may be required.
ISAt irltae.s
1f the " payee—you—go" plan was
the order of the day the demand
or account paper would not be
so great ; hut there are some men
who get so many dinners that
they wonder if the stock will ever
run out. We don't intend it to,
and at present our stock is coin;
plete in this line with four siaes.
Good paper and neat ruling.
8tateeinents
Both single and double dollars
and cents columns. They come
cheaper than bill heads, and are
the proper thing to fiend after a
delinquent once a month. They
are sure to fetch him 'round—
sometime.
Enre�o�pes
Now, it would be hand to get
along without envelopes, and be
keep up with the tle+mand or
them we keep a large stock n
hand. We have now about •
hundred thousand in stock, and
the price. will range from 75c. to
$2.00 per M. We handle owl
mercial and legal sireae:clusivel,.
C omttnere,'ma.
ha. already peen partially .num
muted in some of the heads above.
There is, however, a vast amoun
of work under this head that te
enumerate would more than take
up the entire space occupied by
this adv't, hut we do it all at Tun
81011A L.
T nvAa<A.ons
to an "At Home" or a welding
require considerable taste in select
tion sometime.., but we make it
an easy matter by keeping in
stock the very latest and best
samples to he had. Call and es
roSraana
of entertainments and meeting
promptly - turned out, from the
plain hut neat to the most elegant
with cord and pencil attached.
We nim to ezoel in all the differ
enc kinds of work we turn oat,
but especially in this, and keep
in stock plain and fancy paper
suitable for all requirement..
Cards and► T•ekets
This bead coven a large rangeefff
work, from a bread or milk ticket
to a neat calling card, from an or-
dinary admission ticket to • tasty
business card or • handsomely
printed membership ticket
4 Oster s
Oar facilities for taming out thin
clams of work are evidenced ay the
fact that the great balk of N Is
done by as. This line also its
chides
Dodsees
which oar three fast -running Oh
presses are able to turn oat lir
mrprhlingly abort time.
belong to the poster department
also, and we make a specialty of
them—pr'olnptnens being our aim
in this respect A notice of gate
will appear in Tau RrawAL free et
charge when bilis for same see got
here,
x- Rinds of Work
in the t hioal printing line
oma be done in this establishment
in aa asp ulitioes and artist.*
meaner and
O%I, 'VtAtA.11 ' ' be lamea
tstrV rMei otnaNA.e,
We mise d oar arks far pass ,'
eek and udMit a senium see et Ilke
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