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OVERWORK
- IID UCZD —
Nervous Prostration
Complete Recovery by 1. De. et
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
"Bonito years ago, to a result of too
.lose attention to business, my health
tailed. I became weak. nervous, was
enable to look attar my tutr-ests, aid
manifested all the symptoms of a de.
ans. I took three thioles of Ayer's
Sarsaparilla, began to improve at oat,`
And gradually inrreatted my weight Preto
ens hundred and twruty-tive to two
undyed pounds. Singe then, I and my
tamilr have used tau• medicine when
needed, and we are all in the beat of
health. a fiu•t which we attribute to
A; Pr's Sarsaparilla. I believe my chil-
dren would have been fatherless t& -day
had ft Dot berti for Ayer's Sarsaparilla,
of wLtrh preparation I cannot say too
a, i, a. "-0. O. JTzv 1ON, Postmaster and
Flatter, Kinard'., S. C.
ijer's Sarsaparilla
etnl':ss v::t.t A- ROM's FAIR.
A` t: .' ; Piz :.avo Doctor's true.
THE GOLDEN WEDQING.
Come, tut yon down—for fifty vein, dear
w fr, we's e Rived to see.
Since i'.rsoo Adams came to cnur•h to marry
c u anti me
The atop of your has surely gone, our hair
is this and grey ;
But the light of Ioye is w our eyes, su o.
our Wedding- I►ay.
What though 1 have an older look sad
wrinkles on rr c ',row •
Thu heart of zeta« is youthful still, and goes
"a -courting now ,
And yours, m spite of time and cote, se jest,
sa warm. I know,
For I feel the promote ot your heed like
fifty veers .go.
What though goods dsys have shadowed
been .a4 friends I. in the grave'
"e'11 only think of that bright day whoa
" Hood sad Heart ' ee gave.
My of all days, the sweetest, beet, we
never can forger,
And new, though fifty years have passed,
uodarkeoed by regret.
(,o, fetch me down my Bible, dear, and
bring my glasses, pray,
And let me tied the Very place that tolls oar
tt a lding 1)ay
Our children's hir•Mises all are here, now
men mid wainea grown,
Aol working hard, and doing well, with
children ot their own.
Theo let me draw up to your side, as I was
wont to do,
tt hen the Llush of youth was on your cheek,
and 1 went pearling vuu :
Our boys anti girls wil soon be Mrs -we
.ked t nem all. you know.
To come and keep our Weddtog-day—just
fifty yeast aro
HOT CORN.
Mistress Our church is lust like nae
family.
Mrs. Candid - Yee, ]sdood ; 1 ootioe there
is a good deal of quarreling among Ike
members_
Daughter i reading Iettsrl But, p•, dear,
u tbie lest word you have put • letter too
moots.
Pa ieelf made and nor a bit of pride about
Man v• 1, dear' Never mind i dare
say 1 ve left one ont in tome other word, so
that'll Minare it.
He( tremblingly) 1have only one wi•wish
to to ask you be -before we part la a. -roger
for ever.
She teobbinglt 1 Wb. what is Is (Mee
George
He—Wf-will you me meet m' next Th-
Tkareda . u -uveal '
`Ihe—f wi-will, George.
Mack—C.. you rat me • look of your
sister's hair. Johnnie'
Jebanie-No, but I eon tell you where
tae gigs it.
--
First Writer -- That srtlel..1 yours on
'Troth i. Stranger thaw Pieties ' i. • horn
meg. Round to attract .Ninthe. Whet.)
dM you get the foots
Sowed writer - Made'sin ask
'• Who is the belle tesisbt t' asked eke.
As they 'toes ea the boll ream demi
He looked sronad the teem to nee,
And she speaks to him w mere.
" 1 doe's thick 1 shall co to America s.
the Tau bowie. "said Mn. Perkins (loser
waists me to, alit seems le mm they mast
rust bat very oareis sly. She's always Weak-
ly/ her record,"
PALE GIRLS
w oak. la id and holism ..Le..
ins from heart pslplbdlo., am-
vo,r.n.e.. .tonne..* ansbls. er
rxw.(tpatnin, .Gould nes Iidtw.l
Women'. Rslm. U masse.
WEAK WOMEN.
Ron down, eerily tired, pais I.
Midi or Imes, (roehld with
disd.ses, tush of Mood le the
Asad. faint feeling, ommea, try
I.dl•a Woman's Rolm ne
stM.rs.s remedy kat wo.a..
(leer,* 1 say, t:w. want's bnspeed l
Yon surto skew «►•etessl swat
the whole city relies bear sea !iris..
(Om No, bet 1 ve base £sditing my tail-
or for eghiee• mouth., and today I've set
the mourn to u y pocket to pay hila.
Mrs vi kite An 1 do roe ocean to say
that you ao l t .ur husband alwa)s nurse
about everything'
Mrs. Black Always : .Zone., of course,
now and t hen, • hen hes out of humor or
pigheaded. or toms.►tag of that tort
First 1'ouug L.•.. Ilii y .0 always buy
two kinds of paper '
K.000d Young Lady -- Always. 1 oe .es,
when 1 write to Freddy 1 u.. red wpm;
that means love. When I answer slim'.
letters 1 use blue paper, which mesas
•'faithful unto death "
Friend \ ou Innk blue. doctor.
Doctor -I am blue ' 1 tool • me.tb's
vawtioe, leaving my practical' is the bead.
of • newly 'redwood phyeioisa, sad woe.
I retsina I bud n't prrctioe oompletely
rained.
Frwd—lhdo t know his business, eb'
I►ootor--No He actually cured every
patient h. had.
She Ito young poet -How much do you
get for your poems, Charlie'
Charlie ',with pndei—From • pound to
thirty shillirge.
.he-- Well, isn't that cert- little, Charlie ;
i see that Mir Walter Scott got five huadren
pounds for one of his.
t Lara'.-- 1 . s ; but you .ee, wr,' i«g
poetry isn't •be oueinees it used to be
There's toe mach oompetitien.
Joe--.asci's nes wife won't speak to ms.
'rens—nhv hot'
Tse --1 Rot confused at the wedding, sod
soder«d him mss sympathy instead o( con-
rratul•tiotts.
CRISP AND CASUAL
Tammy (studying, hte lessons' -1 wt. pa,
where does the Thames nee, and into whet
sea doe* it empty
Pa --1 don't know, my eon.
Tommy - -You dont know, eh ` And to.
morrow the teacher will Itch me on account
of your anteroom.
OUR LADY OF
CHARITY OTTAWA.
THE SISTERS OF GOOD SHEP
HERD HIGHLY REC-
OMMEND
RI (KHAN'S KOOTENAY CURE.
A LOOT VOICE ttrertiaart—Olrteraelna Da
Wy1sa7:e•1—ritA(PE tares Wit/ME
PLANE WAS DCE.
hloseatety of Our Lady of Charity.
40 8t. Andrew at.
Ottawa, M. 19, 1896.
S. 8. Ryckmaa, E,q.,
Herniae', Oat.,
(tear Sir, you must Dave found it strange-
ly ungrateful on our part never to have
tl.soked you fur the Kouteoss ('ure von
were so kind . to send us last Winter. The
fact Is we had it for • long time before we
knew to whom we were indebted. until
Rev, Father Ilc:uckfo, rector of the Ot-
tawa l'bitersity, told us that he had soot
you our name and you were kind enough to
load the medicioe gratis.
Those smnng•t our tisters who took it
and themselves muoh beo•6t(ed, especially
cease of Indigestion, poverty of the blood,
and the atter etl , te of the 1,rippe. Rut
there It One three which it curee,ead which
ww are happy to he able to announce to s11
great angers. One of our Sisters who
sings .n our choir took the (.nppe last De-
oember. She wss Ill • long time, $. It spec-
ially affected the brooms' tubes, and, al-
though she recovered slowly, atilt continued
weak. Her yo.oe, however, remained so
husky that she had to give up singing alto-
gether. About two weeks ago she began to
try the Kootenay (Cure, and besides feeling
stronger, finds iter voice Doming back so
quickly that she is •Ir.ady able to sing
abort pieces.
Thanking you heartily for the medicine
you lead ns, and recommending it to all
sufferers, and especially to .11 singers. we
have the honor to be, sir,
Your bumble servants.
THE SI.TtlInt Or Ora LADY Or CHARITY,
Uncia SHEPHERD.
" Higbee has a servo. ' -
"Whyto,. _
"I threatened to nue bim tor those tan
sevweigos he owes me."
" Yes
" And he .•ked m• to sue him tor twenty
wad rive him the other tem-
Hit—And, love, you think you would
sever tire ot me'
She --No, Fred ; not if you lived with me
• thousand year..
He ---Rut your father'
She Oh, well, be might not care to have
you live with him . long a that.
" Yes," .rid the lecturer, " snob a as.
is like the wpt.i..f • orewtees vessel e. a
.borelees .a, Happy would sash • teaw be
could be bring hie asea safe to Lead."
The men with the meet erp.aiesee is
mskier, resolutions taros net the poorest
quality of the ertsils.
Mei (lased 1. 3 sea ..agate.
Dr. Agn.w's ( iosmsnt will mare all naris
of itching piles is from thew to ax .jsbta.
Dee a io.tio. briers comfort For bNad
and bleeding piles it Is peerless At. serine
Tetter, Arlt Rheum, Eeseua•, Barber's It.h
aid all sreptioas of the .kin 36 mesa.
Sold by .1. E. Davis.
111111101.1*
Stone league sjll 1terd ,
tithe week/ w� word ;
W K(le ethers stns their whelks Ws w.
lbs. d s at Ism, u.k.ewa, unheard.
combiner—( 't yes welt spas sae • i've
lame neatly so hoer. Two pounds
a liver N
fl.i.b.t-8aery,�bet Nmw's tor.e og lour
ahead e1 yea. ire y yea don't west yew
liver out *1 seder.
He if yea loved Ise. why did yea .t
Grit refusal Nee •
Rhe --1 weeded be see what yeti woad
45
H.-- Rut 1 smirks have rubbed ell wittiest
umlauts lar ea etpla.ad.t
She- -1 bad the doer leaked.
•• 1 hear that nowise i. why M be mar-
rW es the like."
"Ys. t hq baa silt' these mere day.
*kat to M he
Tammy (who ase maw
onwllso/—"The lick three days
they /lee MID W W.UM alit bo
mho kr, Ike % IMO, imps
The first thimbles wore made a Holta.d.
HsJoiag buds Ily swifter these stay other
btrda-
Awtrala shipped 1,803,466 bales of wool
aunt' 1492 3.
1t oats the world 13,000,000 a year he
pepper its food.
Trained doss will hereafter assist Wreath
life *avers oak the coast.
About 40 tons of lettere Mei dauy
through the London pmtothoe.
There are 3,700 miles of telegraph in the
Trensysal, bumped or in prestress
Of the 4,030 uoovtoted criminals to Caw -
ads Jost year but 132 wee* abetaeaer•
Frsec. has more money to ar(ularios i.
proportiou to iN population than any otbst
mantra.
Th. ..pphirs which adorns the summit e1
the British crown is the aeon* that Edward
the ('oayueror wore in hie ring.
('loves oozes to us from the Indies and
take their name from the Latin 'cloves,'
meaning a nail, to which they have a re-
semblance.
It is noted that the women of tee royal
families of Europe are, oe the averse.,
much .trot ser, mentally and physically,
than the n,eu.
The dre!ect spoke') by the Indians of
Guatemala is though' to be the most tinniest
language to the world, even older than Sim-
ile/1i or Hebrew.
Th. 4'hioese pec for time immemorial has
been • brush made of some *oft hair and
used to paint the curiously formed lettere of
the Chine** alphabet.
There .re over 400 deaf and dumb rand -
Pen on the roll of the Loodoo School Board.
In these mere epeeist ioatruotlon written by
• staff of male and (.male wut.nts.
Argentine and Cruguay .re the richest ot
. !t conntrie• to horses and horned stock ;
Auetris has the most sheep, Italy the poor-
est booms, and t'ortuval the poorest cattle.
A tticycle fitted with two M.x,m guns,
each weighting iwsnty•five pounds, and cap
able est burs. 600 shote • minute, is one of
the lat. -t ioveat;ons. leach machine urns
a tboussad rounds of •rrtmuattton
The owl's eves have no zeuwlee by which
they ono be moved. This detiotusuy
&toped for by extraordinary tlexibuit-y u
the mu.el«e tf the Deck, by whioh the owl
can move his head in any direction.
Italian girls sod moo maks the hest ser-
vants, writes a lady who should know. They
are said W he obliging, friendly sod oltsdt
eat, and to lack that peculiar habit of
some servants -o• habit of chimiting from
place to dace with Itttle or no .rcuse.
When • servant in Vienna 3, about to
.lean windows from the outslM of the
house, she multi first attach a stout rope to
her want, and securely tssten it to • staple
Provided for that purpcw This a tcpre-
vent • fa11 in case of dtuiaess or accident.
" 1 'wearied bring • confirmed dyspepetic
by taking Aye's Pilly in time." This u the
experience of many. Ayers Pills, whether
es .0 afar -dinner pill or se • remedy for
liver complaint, indigestion. datuleaoy,
water brash and nausea, are invaluable.
In the Sandwich Wanda the apple has
become wild. and forests of trees of many
scree ars found in various parts of the
country-. They extend from the level of the
sea far up on to the mountain sides. It to
said that miles of these apple fonts eau
ocowatooaJ I r• he seen.
A cup of traddy coffes is oar wholesome,
neither is • cup of rend.ty mee riles. One
way to keow • reliable .red ski Ifally pre-
pared blond -purifier is 1v its freedom from
..dimes,. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is *Iwars
a -right and sp.tkliog, because it is an ex-
tract and nota de000ttoo.
Last year the policies in force in Greet
Hi -trete represented ioeursecee of not lees.
£456.184,135. Its addition there is an in-
dulin•! business holing done involving 1:90 -
000,000. There are altogether near,y ly50
000,000 for which inauraooe oompantee have
made themselves hat,le.
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The Bicycle
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is now over, and if you
OH/It to
Store Your Wheel
for the Winter. 1 bait. the
atroolnorletion, anti will take
theta on reasonable terns. ,
I would renitnd cyclists that
Winter is the proper time to
overhaul Wheels and repair
if necessary.
Everything in the
Repair Line
kept on har•tand moo. hut skilled
boo is employed.
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Best American
AS.pple Palters Powder
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