The Signal, 1896-9-10, Page 6. T
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Tf1E ( I/ERICH, ONT.. THURSDAY. SEPT. 10, 1$I6.
A SPECIFIC
-1F011.-
La Glppe, for Co!ds, Com
AND LUP.0 TROUCLEs,
AVER'S :«TRALL
"Two year. onto, 1 had the grippe,
Sad 1t left tug wait a cough Whirls Kate
WHO no rest night or day. My faintly
phyeiciau presents& d for tow. cbahgiug
the ¢tonsil.o as often as he found 11.
thin{. 1 had takeu went out heaping
•
Cm. hot. In apt.• r.! We •'herldnnrr, 1 got
an h I•or. P' n :., a s lnirlauad,-reade
iu„ one .Iny .,f a gentleman mho had
lead the •,ripe a and was cured by taking
Aver•. C irrry Pe.toted.-proe*re.l. for
foe. a ! ..t 1e . r tine medicine, tied h. -fore
I'h:..l taken half of It, 1 was e r ,t. I
La• -r u+e3 rir Pc. tore! for my rbildr.-n
sus: n toy f..utiv, whenever we ha. c
Ir -e . d It. nod have toned it a spec:flu
for e •:d•: rune -iia, and Leif tenable. ' -
E•: Woos, S•-t1�s1., IRlkto., y1.I.
Ayre's '. :rry Pectoral
NIQitaaa Horton at World's Fair.
its ski S MUS w..a Ayer t Skr:apanile-
a
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A POEM OF SPt.ENOID MORAL.
,wr HONKS INUI/r=fF\T %ETRE.
Passe/ Ress1. was • Inver bold
Wise loved • mrldw torr
Bu' eh* wee dcvotwt to pai.ting .ral••s,
LOCO bulla, MOS tamelis• bloa•ouie o0
medi... ural beiwabrae rare wooker) ware.
To her hr wrote hie eoouul ode.,
And sweet .tersely., ••.aloe•• :
But lobe spent h,r use lis worktag car
dine! cat., 00 mag.•nts .wl•,re l h.arthrugs.
Aod to errangteg ostrich plumes end
birdie of ptrad•ee' f•. hen and whole bort*
cultural fun on Autumn and Easter boo
bets.
He toll her of hi., death e • love,
Aud wooed her winsome senile :
Ana else seise.! him 11, after mown deli
betatron, at we. hie o.ndt.i npntoo
That crocheted chair tidies with flame
sow. 611.0 cmc te.l•, rind sunflower haw
Was, woven into the middle of 'em. would
ever go out of style.
He told her the wag furer than
The violets of the Spring.
And she demure:y turned the tide of his
ooneersataon unto he bat designs for lace
atrium, embroidered napktiu, end various
other things he had neer head of ;
Aod asked him if he didn't think her
purpfe•wrinrtit untie, with . Id gold lege duel
ahr..n. ou.oi.a LA. wn.uh .he n.4 y.tutsd
00 • saffron tobred beckgr000d on her
:.tier's old water pail. emu's lust too love-
ly tar inspirer.
With one +raid look
He rens to go ;
His hat he took
And mut beau. -
NEWSPAPER STORIES.
awarded. -
Tne 1'.•I ••t - was Krays foru+t•ino
the names of people whoa, ue had mi t.
owe, oo resolver a gracious nod from the
Queen at a Marlborough Hones garden -par-
ty aoownp•o.ed ny • ktadiy •aauiry atter
has health, h. replied :
" You are very kind, madam ; your few
seems strangely familiar to me, out for the
lite o1 me I cannot remember your mune.-
4' •
ane."
4'. .1.
Nome people lose their hesds at the Seat
Niro of J•fe.,t, era, by so doing, ensure It.
/tot en ore old lawyer. however. Has pre-
emies of mind has obtained • favorable ver-
diot u.. mad) uo0aaloue when Lb. odds were
doettl •dl) molest him.
k usstly, It is mud. he Iwtr.oted • very
Tonug atawt W weep every fiat0 he thump
ed •h• (leek in front.
Unfortunately, however, the young lady
mistook one of rite hamster's tmpreemve
rope for . deotded tf.ump, and bunt into •
at of sobbing at the wrong monert
-
Wm. Radam
Microbe Killer
•• Whin is the ta.tker with yes !" de
=ended the prenatal' ludge-
hoe Ti1•dy looked op mod answered them.••Hl."-mdicsltag the barrister - told
-
see to ern every tome he thamp.d the
table
Her. wee • alias predtrameak, mealy
e • oath to uaaerve the eaolesl Bee the
at. ate bog y er was eyed to the ooessss,mod
O mshslly turned the sireumeteaw to kr ad
Unkinla
,• I:gntlmnes, ' 1:• ,aid impressively, taro.
tag to the luny, " our w you reeesatlo tae
Mae of eon.. as comisbMtau with moth
middies Moder sod eimpboiiy • 1 await
your verdant with the ate met oua.hJew..."
Aad he was they rewarded
eeN ee ebe rem.....
Ssms assethSSMS the '. I.& woman " ai
• ovetMS Amm1s.. •• freak u.uaeum " 1et1 dl
esti diems As sem had w u ea tremely pop-
slat
opslat $msag lar es/opaame..e her funeral be-
nanta slows/ japeeaenve, of somewhat peon -
tar, imam.
nearly every perms earmeed In • umtler
manage atts.ded 0, and toe eteot of the
osuuurwe lot dwarfs, gloats sod gtaoteeees,
hemp akeletow, bearded ladies, and the
like. was extremely scram. Mary of them
Mad brought Mowers to 107 upon the grave,
while .,l were taw deeply absorbed to the
seismicity of the ocoasloa to pay soy heed
te the crowd of curious onlookers.
It took stxteeo men to carry the coffin to
the was which, in the abeaa.e of a eetaot-
oody large hearer had to ounvey the body
to the grave. •.bliss the pall hearers ono-
ep'.a•l aI the in, teswousl YwCi0 N 01 1*
de, rot 1.
Son no trump.
'1 ne .venal , Fres: (.tow us nature ly so
inn 1. etc rot- r that i...ppttura'es tLo rep•
pa'.ue.-y to play a port, 51.0 lobe., the
pts . t. l01 • tl.tteroo, Kae A story 'old
of the isle 11. La o Say, toe ea sumo
Fr. , ol, TI.aocter est .1..temu.0, dine ..les
ail- A..t'Meter.* W.
Ji. hay w..+ie. .be b.'.it of vtoting •tell
ye., at b. chateau .d store .t n .. , sed
lout. 11e a.a -.arty I.op.ulor a.th the it • ple
01 the oessity near by on account of nu
extreme mood suitors end hie habit of per•
forming service* for everybody.
*too day he dr,..r (0.1.- 'tattoo at Meru,
sod offered he .rat in hit w.rrtage to • gem
• '.,neo oho arri*e.l mere by tela : but the
,tru'leman could not rid• with him, so M
:,w in•tete,t on carrying, home his parcel.,
wh ob were several in number.
Now, the oonntry round \leru was infest-
ed with Loggers, who, when they were re.
footed alms or food, bad a habit of returning
rod ringing the bells of the bows as • sort
of revease for thetr treatment by os.ainr
more trouble.
Nhen the treat ammeter, laden with
'toadies. knocked at hie friend's side door,
the maid supposing him to be • tramp
who had just called. shouted from within
"Get out! I tell you I have nothing for
you!"
Thea there name trnm without, in the
w hining, piteous soosota of • beggar
" I'm got asking aoythisg this time ; I'm
kayo, things
He denosited his parcels before the as-
tonished girl and departed, laughing heart
ily.
CURIOUS WHIST STORIES.
Formosa Players Who Nave Iliad N.m•r-
_ w. L. perseares,
Your true lover of whistlie .o completely
aterueeed by bis Fame that even the mon
eeraoua events of lite sometimes tali to di-
vert hoe attention from it.
I.ord Sligo was at . card table woes the
newe was brought to him that hu tnagntti
neat residence was on tire. Ile stapled os-
ly for • moment to aeoertme whether or not
but preemies world be of materiel emviee os
the scene of the conflagration. Finding
that tt would sot he calmly took up the
hand which had been dealt him while he
wee talking with the messenger, and re-
sumed play.
A o.ee where • stogie Dame of whist wee
respoouble for • good deed was that is
. boob I;. 11. Drummond, of the famous
Charing gross bwkarg noises of London lost
1:25,01.10 at •.t.gle sitting to limo tirummeL
When bis wee became known to Drum-
-noon's partnere they decoded that •
gambler wee an undesirable .maliM w •
lssineee requiring for prospenty the nota
demos of the pebho an its mswVen. They
isor•for* famed htm to nun.
Wast le 'menu se • Yarborough mold la
whist is use W which there is o0 o.rd anov
• alae spot The Dame siren t0 this hand
n derived from . 0ert.to Lord Yarborough,
who used to oder the attractive bet very
sate wager lot 41,000 to t'1 that • holed of
this Bort would sot b. dealt. He easy have
worked out the ohwosa or be may not, but
the f.ot u, suob • Mad occurs sly mos hi
1,827 rounds It is .mid that Yorborougb
won his wager many thousand utaee.
At the Utmost Club of the Houlgae semis
yeaa ago the dealer dealt the tune -Mx
mid • nerds to himself d partner and � the
black cards to their opposueta Wheat we
mate to realize Wal the odds awbias1 Irmek
• mood of Meade are ed/ht bullies to asa,we
meet admit tame thea was• very remarkable
d•.1.
Met teratoh,the great Austrian aatemses,
owed to • eagle game et while the ~eat
e orrew of bis Id.. Ose evemag while be
was e.g,ged to hie favorite pee se express
arrived reek diaplekab1 frees Unlace.. H a
placed the papery es the wttp'w ares
great re Maytag all thee Mehl and flat Mee
the mean m0raiae. Whim the party broke
.p he wee horrified to Imre that seem kis
lmmediete reply es the deepaeohne Sammie!
the fate of two theumad isseirest person.
Had M.tterai.t level while I.m pwiosete
ly history had sever reseeded the miasmas
Gelman sea•asore. -Tia Bite.
The
Only Remedy
That
Removes
i �• The
True Cause
Of Disease
Pros
Tom' The System.
An diseases are ranged hy
microbe.., which are living
gams In the blood; and these
microbes canoe inflammation.
fermentation and £.c.y.
Thousands
,ovromm. will Welty to 1td
ul powers.
Send for Smiler.
O NO ate • sword. elide 1 etas tbregged
my .b.uld•r..
New, eh,' 1 .soot to atm, • the Daly
pMs by wos,y, we est hears •n •en•rayl)
thee same', see w eats. t •. t o. W • laden
N eedy, a..l 11 • .Ima., al at u.•a gems
sham our .or., to etyd tis awl .rd aelbyS
ed .s d tar, blur were bal.i.eu it. 1 hogs we
may am hews any while we aro In tori s ek-
..td plasm, bet, u we are ea ora
50.d..yew ealy chasm is to weed nett
la•k upwoid. 1. tequ,r.• yo d ...ria, m
Mom them au!'
Oh. beeves ! ' wed he akeptlwlly • is
that ail?'
•• do .a t:l.mbed up to ohm lip of the gap,
des ended wit. the at fel • ger, •0.1
theugb bell choked with the smuts, saw all
we wished to see. We were o0 •w return
wbro the matte's'. reared Lite tin d.r, the
around shoal, au.t • Parma erupts look
pl-os
" ' Now, etgsor leis,' I called, 'stand
i -aur 'mond and make gaud naw of your
a
erre. ! Look ! Be steady, eon you m..y
y.1 eetr pe
" Bill the man who had faced mortal foes
qua led usury ,h. powers .d 1.attire. He
looked up, as he WOO biddies, but whoa he
saw • eataraot of Bre I.Ilwg on his head,tb•
courage of which he bad boasted forsook
him, add troouutrotly ye dal.
" For my part, i ••e low a,u.-h afraid to
AV. 1 Dever new 40,0 0 'shower of .tone*,
sod I wonder we were not both demolished.
As It *Oa, my con.p.•ton had not run far
before ole wee struck down by these mu•
mise.
"• 0.e of them hrcke bile leg. and another
stunned him, and I bad •sough to do to get
him out of the cone on my shoulders. Mach
work we had to take him to \.plea, where
the hotel -keepers and the Italian dpotore
between them had the plucking of title
precincts pigeon for t!.• next sr months."
Ayer's ilair Vigor tone. up . be utak her
roots, stimulation the verde sod (trues
which .up.pl) the hair !Avis .,utruluo,
streu,iheue the hoar Mielf. awl writs 0D. oil
r. Mob keeps the eh.tt• rift, luturtoue, and
silky. Tn.. m0.t t popular and valuable
t4411et prrparataos m tee world.
Mother iiwp•:aeaay)-1.lou'tbon. what
will ever
beosms of that chat. Nothlig
please. him.
Father (wre.el)1-R'ell we'll make an
e rtt.1 orate of L.D.
Mr. R The t•ik.utar.esa t: *omen
universally •cksoaledoe.l,
Mrs. B. -a eh, it 1., is it
Mr 11 -It i.. The term `mother tongue'
le Idsuatatic os moot laogu$g 5.
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ALL trawl
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pAINo TAFt3o*r
THAT iv
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THE
S? EASYS
a°y:� fir 1`l �tif►or
Paw wee troubled w1*1•rg
see ea head lied lege
/bled . Pder2.Map. ap. le • very short time
Wee ewes *mpesred, lolls beams sumo* tad
.hha esti the Wild getrses, wen
bisa mamma tssissa
web Iia Nos Bola
WE MAKE.
Sewer and
Culvert Pipes
All aeeee Aram 4 Ie. N 114 1a. Alts
tDsameeWsm.
WRIT( FOR TRIOLS.
THE ONTSEWER PIPE tit
Ooi ADIiARIO LAIOS AT. t..
MOrnav AT tnaon TORONTO.
Over nsaa..*L
Um of those atones whish are sheep
seeing up to prove that the men who
k.aw. aethisg .hest • dammer is the see se
fear it least le narrated by as old guide at
Pwvitr.
" A few years age," stye thin mem-Bal-
raten by .ams-" I same up the mesetals
with • parts of g.atlemea, ewe of whom .-
Meted on geese .et .sly mead the mem bet
banally sato the eraser, though I solid him
that the adventure wee -en-ded with mere
longer than the diem was worth.
Peek ! pooh , Danger t mid He pig -
Wed B.gnabraaa. • What de I erste for
draw ! Aei 1 age . madam ! Witt. mama
I ham heed the toe Were sew 1 Lead the
way ; I'll fellow.'
1 meetly said that he lase • b.e.s eare
me rid to fres w metro mimes woee tare
very different shag..
' Are tee amid tew1'heambit
•• • I dew's mesh sage ler 11,' I enewerd.
• 5155 ear 1 these I kww bow to evade the
wheel eases, herby beam at the
f ler nearly half • eestery-Iro ge dews
into the armee bdnti epee
she advisee's � w mmre
1 wens yes etgfeta Iles
�
Maaer to es le. p L_ o
I peens le
" Wail, away we wee, hot deer ehleg W
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